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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 1954
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Executive News Editor
CHUCK HAUSER
Managing Editor
KEN SANFORD
Business Manager
AL SHORTT
Sports Editor
TOM PEACOCK
Night Editor for this issue: Rolfe Neill
As It Should Be
The faculty committee on scholarships has
ruled that no more campus stores profits will
be allocated to athletes just because they are
athletes.
This is as it should be. But it's news at the
University when- matters pertaining to big
time athletics are conducted as they should be,
so we commend the committee and its chair
man, D. D. Carroll, for the decision.
The New Look
Those who remain unconvinced of the
threat of the Communist Party to this coun
try should read with acritical eye the pro
gram just outlined by the party. Among its
new goals are:
u Identifying of "anti-communism" with
"pro-fascism."
2. Stigmatizing all efforts to check and
root out Communist subversion and Soviet
espionage as "McCarthyism," and "McCarthy
ism" as "American fascism."
3. Achieving "full support" for "the fight
for the liberation of the Negro nation."
4. Infiltrating the Republican and Demo
cratic parties to elect "popular coalition"
members to' Congress this year and a "New
Deal" administration in 1956.
5. Building a. "farmer-labor party" after
1956 aimed at electing "a new type of govern
ment" a "people's government."
6- Obtaining amnesty for imprisoned,'
Communist leaders, abolition of Congression
al investigations of Communist conspiracy
and subversion, and repeal of the Smith and
McCarran Acts.
7. Ending the defense program and using
defense plants for "government-supported"
welfare programs.
8- Ending the integration of Germany
into the European Defense Community and
averting the rearming of Japan.
9. Ending the arms race on the basis of
Soviet disarmament proposals.
10. Ending assistance to our allies to, fight
Communist aggression in Asia and Africa.
1 1. ' Achieving the recognition of Red
China.
12. Spreading the thesis that the idea that
the Soviet Union menaces this country is
nothing but a "Big Lie."
13. Ending anti-Soviet and anti-Communist
foreign policy and settling "the cold
war" by agreeing to economic collaboration
with the Soviet sphere, including the exten
sion of credit "to bolster world trade."
If all of these things could be accomp
lished we would be taken over as quickly as
Russian jets could cross this country. How
ever, in our zealousness to see that the Com
munist Party does not gain its ends we also
should be mindful that in another area we
must protect. We must protect ourselves from
ourselves. That is, we must stop the one-man
inquisitions of McCarthy, denial of adequate
counsel, TV-dramatized testimonials and the
like. If we don't we shall do as Lenin said
the Communists would:
"We will win the Western World for
Communism without shedding a drop of a
single Russian soldier's blood. How? : . . We
will create fear, suspicion. We will work inside
by creating hatreds, religious antagonisms,
e will pit father against son, wife against
husband. We will inaugurate campaigns to
hate Jews and hate Catholics and hate Ne
groes . . . We will frighten them. We will
create political chicanery. We will confuse
international diplomacy.. We will do these
things."
We're For Them
The Daily Tar Heel is in favor of both a-
mendments to the student constitution which
are being voted upon today.
The one concerning the Publications
Board is needed. We hope that if passed it
will achieve its purpose: To effect more har
monious working relationships between pub
lications and the Legislature. The new Pub
lication Board's makeup is sound, two mem
bers each coming from Legislature, publica
tions editors, and the faculty.
The job of secretary- treasurer needs sep
arating. There's enough work for each po
sition, and besides, the political patronage
could stand bolstering.
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At Large
Chuck Hauser-
ROLFE NEILL
- DEAN WEAVER says athletics
(big-time variety) are "out of the
hands of students and out of the
hands of the faculty." This leads
us to ask what should be an ob
vious question: Just whose hands
are they in?
HUMMON TALMADGE, gov
ernor of the sovereign state of
Georgia, announces that he may
go to England this summer to
join Billy Graham's crusade. I
understand he's to be on the
platform wearing a sign saying,
"BEFORE."
MOVIE -GOERS were rather
unhappy Saturday night. Those
sitting in the Carolina were
startled to see "The Long, Long
Trailer" flash on the screen in
. stead of "Pecos Bill." Those who
trekked to the Varsity to see
Lucy and her trailer saw Bill, and
were equally startled. The Daily
Tar Heel pleads guilty. The ads
for the two shows were switched
by mistake. The lynch line forms
to the left. : '
"KISS ME, KATE" fans got a
big kick out of two unsung ac
tors in the show, the portly Cas
stevens twins, who marched on
and off stage a couple times car
:rying a ladder and conducting
other jobs as stagehands in the
Shakespearean show - within - a -show.
fThey were listed on the
program as stagehands, however.
Which reminds me, while Tm
talking about giving credit where
due, it seems like Bill Shake
speare could have received a lit
tle credit for being author of the
piece on which "Kate" was based
. . . Plus the fact that a great deal
of the Shakespearean dialog was
lifted directly. I strained my eyes
trying. to find some mention of
him on the program. . It wasnt
there.
Ike Bows To McCarthy 10 Times Drew Pearson
I CANT RESIST reprinting two
items from "Paragraphics" in s shoulder and said:
(In his series on Eisenhower vs.
McCarthy, Drew Pearson today
reports on different Administra
tion concessions made for the
purpose of trying to secure Mc
Carthy's cooperation. Editor)
WASHINGTON When the
Republican Party threw a big
cheese party for newsmen at the
opening of Congress, Joe McCar
thy came up to John Foster Dul
les, put his arm around his
The Greensboro Daily News:
"Don't worry,. Kerr Scott's only
running out of one kind of bull
. . . Senator McCarthy, comment
ing on GOP Chairman Hall's dis
inclination to go along with him
in his attack on the Army: 'I just
don't have time to answer all
those who disagree with me.' You
can say that again, Joe."
Prope
The Very
r Gander
James Thurber
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Not so very long ago there was
a very fine gander. He was strong
and smooth and beautiful and he
spent most of his time singing
to his wife and children.
One day somebody who saw
him strutting up and down in his
yard and singing remarked,
"There is a very poper gander."
An old hen overheard this and
told her husband about it that
night in the roost. "They said
something about propaganda,"
she said. "I have always suspect
ed that," said the rooster, and he
went around the barnyard next
day telling everybody that the
very fine gander was a dangerous
bird, more than likely a hawk in
gander's clothing.
A small brown hen remember
ed a time when at a great dis
tance she had seen the gander
talking with some hawks in the
forest. "They were up to 'no
good," she said.
A duck remembered that the
gander had once told him he did
not believe in anything. "He said
to hell with the flag, too," said
the duck. A guinea hen recalled
that she had once seen somebody
who looked very much like the
gander throw something that
looked a great deal like a bomb.
Finally everybody snatched up
sticks and stones and descended
on the gander's house.
He was strutting in his front
yard, singing to his children and
his wife. "There he is!" Every
body cried. "Hawk-lover! Unbe
liver! Flag-hater! Bomb-thrower!"
So they set upon him and
drove him out of the country.
Moral: Anybody who you-or
your wife thinks is going to over
throw the government by vio
lence must be driven out of the
country.
(Reprinted from Thurber Carn
ival by James Thurber; published
by Harper's.)
"Haven't I been a good boy
lately?"
What McCarthy referred to was
the fact he had laid off criticis
ing the Mate
Department for
a few weeks,
partly as a re
sult of a com
promise agree
ment patched
up with Vice
President Nix
on in Miami
in December.
PEARSON Nixon had
urged McCarthy to lay off the
witch-hunting and turn the prob
lem of Communism over to Sena
tor Jenner's Internal Security
Committee where it properly be
longs. In turn, Nixon promised
that Attorney General Brownell
would turn over to McCarthy va
rious cases of alleged graft and
inefficiency which Nixon said
would reflect on the Truman Ad
ministration. Thus McCarthy
would continue to get the head
lines, though probing something
that legitimately came under his
Government Operations Commit
tee. McCarthy agreed. But no soon
er had he returned to Washing
ton, and was asked by newsmen
about the agreement, than he de
nied it.
Despite the denial, however,
McCarthy did live up to the a
greement for about , two weeks.
Then quietly he handed Senator
Welker of Idaho, sometimes
called the "Junior McCarthy," a
copy of a speech he, McCarthy,
had prepared .blasting Dulles' law
partner, Arthur Dean, then speci
al ambassador for the Korean
peace talks.
Probably Secretary Dulles did
n't know that the man who
put his arm around his shoulder
so affectionately at the GOP
cheese party was the real author
of that speech. And he may not
know it even today.
But McCarthy had prepared
the speech as a blast against Dul
les last December after the Sec
retary had issued the most forth
right statement so far made by
any Eisenhower . Cabinet member
against McCarthy after his na-
tion-wide broadcast answering
Truman.
Though McCarthy had drafted
a hot answer to Dulles, it re
mained undelivered thanks to
the persuasive and personable
Len Hall. Mr. Hall, the smooth
talking chairman of the Repub
lican National Committee, had
sweet - talked McCarthy into dis
carding his blast at Dulles just
as he sweet - talked Eisenhower
out of blasting McCarthy last
week.
But McCarthy kept the text and
gave it to Senator Welker who
blasted Dulles instead.
The above illustrates the basic
problem President Eisenhower
faces with Joe McCarthy. He fac
es first the fact that one wing of
the Republican Party is definite
ly, almost avidly, for McCarthy;
second, the fact that McCarthy
never stays put. He can be ap
peased one day; and one day lat
er, or even one hour later, he's
right back slugging at the man
who appeased him.
The President himself and his
Administration have made no
fewer than 10 attempts to ap
pease McCarthy beginning back
in the days when he was running
for President. Here is the roll
call: Appeasement No. 1 Prior to
Ike's Milwaukee speech, Tom
Dewey persuaded him to include
in the speech two paragraphs
critical of McCarthy. GOP Chair
man Summerfield talked him out
of it.- However, Ike wrote into
the speech a paragraph praising
his old chief, Gen. George Mar
shall, whom McCarthy had casti
gated. Again Summerfield ar
ranged for McCarthy to talk Ike
(See PEARSON, page 4)
On The Carolina Front
Louis Kraar
The college joe and fraternity row are frequent
ly gone over in plays, movies, and novels. But rare
ly is the undergrad campus scene depicted very
honestly, or accurately.
A new novel, Senior Spring, written by a man
not long removed from student life, gives a mod
ern college joe and his girlfriend a fair treatment.
Author Gil Lumbard is a recent graduate of the
University of California. He belonged to a fratern-"
ity and, no doubt, had a girlfriend. Lumbard gives
them all a fair shake in his story. ,
"When you hear about a fraternity you might be
one of those people who think about real nice guys
getting black-balled and getting their entire lives
ruined, or maybe you think about keeping the
Jews and Negroes out. Perhaps you think of some
innocent little kid getting beaten to death with a
paddle, I don't know.
"But when I think about the fraternjty I think
about sitting around in the back yard on warm af
ternoons, drinking beer and talking about football
or where infinity is or women or automobiles. And
I think of everyone calling everyone else 'babe,'
and I think of Friday nights at dinner when we
could sing dirty songs . . . "
That's Steve Burnett, the main character, telling
his story. Steve is a senior In Architecture at a
large western university. His "way of wanting to
plan houses is different from that of his profs.
Steve's favorite extracurricular activity is Cassy
Kane, a quiet coed who belongs to "Theta Omega"
sorority. Steve meets here at a house party at his
fraternity, "Beta Alpha Nu."
Before long
Cassy is tak
ing most of the
time that
Steve used to
do his archi
tecture work
in, which was
n't much any
way. "Guys in col
lege are al
ways damned
- worried about
their courses.
(They never
tell you that
part in the
movies . . . ,"
explains Steve.
Cassy and
Steve finally AUTHOR LUMBARD
decide to take off to a secluded farm for an amor
ous weekend. And, as one can guess, later biologi
cal difficulties occur. It's the way in which the two
face their problem that makes the story true to
life and a good love story.
Architectually, Steve finds that professors are
sometimes wrong. As for love, he finds that he's
rarely right.
The big-wheel campus politician, the party boy,
the sorority queen, and the scholar are all included
in the novel. So are country club dances, back
seats of parked autos, and exams.
Author Lumbard's tale about campus romance
and its problems, recently published by Simon and
Schuster, sells for $3.50. You may see yourself, if
you read it carefully.
SlipsM llssflilPillllil
wi
Assails An Editorial Candidate j
Editor: r
-1 musj protest in rather vigorous terms against
the possibility that any campus political party will
endorse the candidacy of your present sports editor
for the top position on the Tar Heel. In my opinion
he has proven himself completely unfit for the job
he now has, much more so for the principal opinion
forming position on the campus.
To be specific:
He has failed to comment on any of the sports
events hereabouts, with the exception of the tourna
ment just passed. I feel that the quality of the call
ing in the basketball games should certainly have
been brought to the attention of the students, and of
the conference. Coming from a western school I
thought that I had seen a liberal interpretation of
the rules; our officials almost disregard the intent
of the rules against bodily contact.
He has failed to report coming campus sports
events. Some freshman games were not announced
in the Tar Heel, some scores overlooked, and gen
erally a poor picture of Intramural games was given.
He -has consistently opposed his editor on the
place of athletics in the University. He has adopted
the position in open debate that he must oppose de
emphasis as it will hurt the sportswriter, the damage
"to the school must be accepted in the face of this
calamity to his future profession.
He has overlooked the difficulties of obtaining
materiaj at Carolina, while maintaining our present
standards. ' .
I think that in view of these observations the best
that he could do for Carolina would be to publicly
withdraw his name from the race.
j " ;;" ' Martin Roeder
(Says Sports Editor Peacock to Reader Roeder:
"I do not believe it is the job of The Daily Tar Heel
to complain of real or imagined injustices in offi.
-dating. For murals, see page three." Editor.)
Durham Movie Ads Here?
Editor:
I have been a student at the university for a per
iod just under threex years and by virtue of that
fact have been reading The Daily fTar Heel for ap
proximately the same length of time. During that
time I have generally been considerably well pleas
ed with the service that the newspaper provides, in
cluding news coverage and informative advertising.
Here in Chapel Hill entertainment at best is
somewhat inadequate, the principal form being that
of the movies. The Tar Heel performs a tremendous
service fo the students in bring to them each day
the movie calendar in Chapel Hill in the form of
advertisements. Naturally, it cannot be expected
that all the movies which are brought to town are
worth seeing, but generally there is a wider selec
tion in Durham.
Since most students go to Durham quite consistent
ly to see the movies, why would it not be a good
idea to solicit advertisements from the Durham
theater managers? I would think that they are cer
tainly aware of the fact that a considerable portion
of their patronage comes from Chapel Hill students,
and would want to better their chances of getting
that patronage by advertising their movie calendar
regularly.
Perhaps this has already been tried, but if it has
n't I would suggest that your advertising and busi
ness managers give it a try, because it would cer
tainly be a helpful service to the student body as
well as being good business.
Howard V. Scotland Jr.
Hope For Respect
Editor:
The prophet without honor in his own country
had nothing on the Carolina Playmakers in The
Daily Tar Heel. Is it a policy of the paper or pure
coincidence that your reviewers uniformly damn
Playmaker productions with such faint praise that
the impression of the play left in the mind of the
reader is inevitably, and I quote, "adequate"?
While the' recent Kiss Me Kate is an excellent
case in point (Joel Carter's Petruchio was neither
'bouncy' nor 'creditable' but a smooth and handsome
handling of a demanding role) my objection is not
specifically to this review or to any former one as
objective theatrical criticism, but to the general
feeling of the reviews as a whole.
I have no connection with the Playmakers other
than a long-standing respect for the exceptionally
high quality of their work a respect based on a
reputation they have maintained for oyer thirty five
years, and one which has brought acclaim and pres
tige to the University. On that account it seems
very sad to me to await Tar Heel reviews of each
successive production without eagerness or expecta
tion only resignation. Your junior George Jean Na
thans seem to be under compulsion to take the dim
view.
Thoughtful criticism in any field is rare it is
exceedingly rare in the non-professional theatre,
and I am by no means advocating a succssion of
bouquets to replace your past verbal tomatoes. If
a production is mediocre or downright bad, as some
undeniably are, let us by all means say so. But con
versely, when a show is good, and very good, that
seems worth mentioning too.
The Daily (Tar Heel is a fine paper. Compared to
other college dailies, it is outstanding. The Plav
makers are a fine college theatre. Few other schools
m this country are fortunate enough to have really
good theatre available to them regularly if not in
evitably. If any two aspects of campus life should
complement each other, it would seem that these
two should It would be a happy thing if we could
hope for a little mutual respect and encouragement
in the future.
Libby Thayer
Others Say
'Tis said that wrath Is the last thing in a man to
grow old. Alcaeus. -
Any excuse will serve a tyrant Aesop.
I would far rather be ignorant than wise in th
foreboding of eviL Aeschylus.