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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
SUNDAY
JVleri W7 Be Boys,
At Least In Fall
The Saturday radio sounds of a kinetic
Wake Forest team overpowering our own
football squad reminded us just what a-sjxrts
defeat means today in big-time football.
Talk today will center around who will
replace the present coach (not whetlicr he
should be replaced), and alumni will have
their heads together conjuring up new grid:
iron talent for next season.
No one enjoys ?: football victory for Caro
lina more thaii The Daily Tar Heel. But the
seriousness of a defeat these days has passed
beyond' the carefully controlled; limits of a
game, a sport, a pastime.
Whenever we point to this gross profess
ionalism that pervades 'our campus athletic
scene, local Woollen Gy mites respond with
generalities about school spirit and sports
manship as virtues of the game, i
Now, we like the game-well-played con- ,
cepL and earnestly embrace good sportsman
ship; But if this were the main purpose of
college athletics (and it is not at UXC), why
so much bawling when we lose a jgame, or
two,' or three or all games. Since sportsman
ship is probably better learned in playing the
role of good loser, it would seem that blows
of defeat would be somewhat mitigated. But
they aren't.
The reason is simple. Big-time athletics at
the University are not amateur, but profess
.ional. i: :
The Ivy League has set an ideal pattern
in athletics by doing away with athletic
grants-in-aid and restoring the game to its
j roper 'prospective in an academic world. '
. (te niight 'noint out that Ivy League foot
ball crowds are still large, noisy arid enthusi
astic.) ; . .
u- What, should be the position of football '
and all atliletics on the Carolina campus?
"-'Athletics 'at UXC should be games, activi
ties, for students and run by students. Now
they are a big business, administered by ex
perts, professional in standard, if not stature.
Frankly, we'd rather see alumni put their
heads together over the amount of founda
tion money, or the quality of teaching, or
the state of dorms at the University.
But some men can't grow up and always
must play the game of college boys, paining
bitterly when they lose a football game. Per
haps, some of "tli is talk to college students
about growing, up, about maturity, should be
administered in stitf doses to footballing elders-
, -
rnncien
LlVGSpilCS""
ener
Dave Mundy
I had imagined that I would,,
' find in Europe a few minor mis
understandings 1 of the United
States.
Before two weeks had elapsed
I caauced across an Englishman,
who displayed what I imagined
only a singular degree of Ignor
ance. 1 explained, for example,
how the President is elected. He
had never heard of the process.
(And he is, God save the queen
a.iu , us too, planning to enter
. the foreign service.)
He was even more interested
when, informed that there were
48 states,; each with a governor
not under federal control. By the
end of this explanation I had so
warmed to the subject of politics
that I provided; an hour-long
commentary on North Carolina
politics, 011a Rae Royd and,
Kerr Scott, Sam Ervin and La w
rencer Brown. (Lawrence, the
friend of the common man and
Brown has been Sheriff of Bun
combe since the, days of my
great - grandfather.) For good
measure I threw in, the Raleigh
News and Observer, the Yadkin
ville Ripple, and the JP system.
He found it amusing? somewhat.
But it develops that he is no
singular exception. A professor
was shocked to. learn that the
police in the United States aren't
a "national police." -
A Few Nofes Fmrn I he M E's
ks &
Desk:
6 A t
ayni,
Fred Powledge
r '
(Bray,
Par
Th
e r
orum
"Do you mean to say, Mister
Mundy, that they don't all wear
the same type of uniform?"
The same individual was mov
ed, to remark philosophically,
just as I was explaining the elec
tion of presidential electors and
their- balloting a few weeks later.
MONEY DOES LOTS
"Ah yes, I imagine that money
can do a lot of things in the
United States."
(Beginning a weekly column
by The Daily Tar Heel's Man
aging Editor Editors.)
THE HVESPIKE, according to
newspaper terminology, ' is the
, ' thing that sits
on tne manag
ing editor's
desk. It is a
plain spike, such
as that used by
clerks and ac
countantsto spindle notes.
the managing
editor writes to himself, little
facts that need filing for brief
periods of time and other such
trivia!'
I've never checked, but I sup
pose it is called a "live" spike be
cause it holds messages that are'
immediate, hot thus live, like a
"live" wire. So that's what this
weekly column is supposed, to be:
Messages, comments, mostly brief ;
ones.
The title belongs to Rolf e Neill,
who lent it to me once before,
. when the Liyespike appeared in a
weekly paper down in Klan terri
tory Horry County, S. C. I; am -sure
Rolfe, who wrote the Live
spike years ago, will let me use
it again. He's a Stars & Stripes
man now, writing on G.I. copy
paper in Tokyo.
WHEN MOST BIG MEN . in
North Carolina get "named," or
elected, or appointed, they are
in line for hundreds of speaking
engagements. North Carolina's1
closest claim to a statesman,
Capus Waynick, has been deliv
ering a constant string of speech
es ever since he installed himself
in Gardner Hall as head of the
Governor's Small Industries
group. He has talked to dozens of
groups interested-in small indus
try, he has driven to Washington,
to accept the Nicaraguan 'govern
ment's highest decoration, he has
talked to tie University's Dialect-
tic Senate.
Waynick is the man on whom
you should keep your eye. He is
n't being "mentioned" as possible
candidate for anything right now."
He doesn't need to. He has served
in many a state and 'federal ca
pacity. Right now, he's working
in Gardner Hall, trying to find a
reasonable way for North Caro
lina's small industrialists "tp' be
come vbig. It's a big job, and Way
nick is the sort of big man to car
ry it out well.
BUT THERE'S ANOTHER big
man in North Carolina-who 'has
been "named," and who hasn't 'de
livered many speeches yet. 'He: is
J. Harris Purks, who is currently
in the Consolidated University's .
hottest seat. He has' the job of
acting president of the Universi
ty, and he has the responsibility
of acting as president while the
real president performs-functions
for the United States government.
It is truly a hot seat. But Dr.
Purks has not yet squirmed, at
least not notiiceable. He has been
carrying out his acting presi
dency quietly. He hasn't tried to
enact any great changes from the
Gray , administrfation. He can't.
1 But Dr. Purks hasn't talked yet.
Sure, he's spoken to various fac
ulty groups, but those talks have
been behind very closed doors.
He has addressed alumni groups,
but a talk to an al.umni group is.
not necessarily a speech.
It would be nice, from Dr.
Purks' standpoint and from the
student's standpoint, if Dr.' Purks
were to deliver a speech to the
students. He has a lot to say. He
has remained in the semi-dark
background for several years, and
now people want to know what
Cie's like. He is certainly not like
President Gray.
The campus has enough op
portunities to invite Dr. Purks
to talk. The Carolina Forum, you
might remember, is bound by its
charters to bring speakers of , na
tional, state and local importance
to the campus. Every year Forum
chairmen are in a tizzy agout 10
minutes before their speakers
are scheduled to speak, for fear
the hall will be empty. This year's
Chairman Tom Lambeth wouldn't
have -that fear if Acting Presi
dent Purks were speaker.
And he. might not be acting
president , much longer. The ex
ecutive committee of the Board
of Trustees will meet Nov. 14,
and will almost certainly accept
Gordon Gray's resignation. Purks,
some South Building people
think, may move permanently in
to Gray's office.
torrent'
Of Letters II
Editors:
"Let he that is without sin cast
the first stone."
"Bresting a wave" of nausea,
the readers of The Daily Tar
Heel were enlightened with a
three handkerchief expose splat
tered with "gin scented tears",
and prolific discourse on the
"evils of the behavior of the
espoused American male."
The author seems to have a
keen insight op the existence of
"double standard ideology". Am
biguity reigned and I still don't
know whether the author was one
of the "ladies-in-waiting" or
whether she was jealous because
there were so many "young and
(
J A. C. Dun
BECAUSE THE editors .
all over our back to write rnii,,,
cause most of our seven readers
idiiijuay uuiiunns, ana bccau.se v
perverse individual of that norw
deliberately does things wror
o J -
Pie sweat over
k gird irritating s
OUr ffp.-i!!..
T . - . 1
Plurality sn,-t ..
thin? thnt u,.
do with tho r-.
WE USED to
. . , iu . '
AND SPEAKING of the presi
dential situation, here's a note
from a column, in The Daily Tar
Heel in April, 1954. It was written
by Chuck Hauser, who's now
writing for The Chapel Hill
Weekly, and who's keeping him
self very informed of the presi
dential situation:
, "THOUGHT
For today;
- Gordon Gray
Is mostly
Away."
'It, Seems Like Only Teh Years Ago'
Mr. Presidents,
Theiri)
Mil
t Whoever- we mention "the - President"
thesf? days to well-informed acquaintances,
we lind, ourselves choking; in ambiguity.
They4 wonder just what, or whom, we -are
talking about. The President, at least on the
Carolina campus, could mean Gordon Gray
W Acting President Purks) of the Consoli
dated University, or student President Don
Fowler, or just plain-President Eisenhower.
For fear that editorial readers have also
gallon to make clear our stands on all thee
been confused, we feel a- moving moral obli
gation, to make clear our stands on all these
Presidents, in order of importancei
President Eisenhower, popular though he
rnay be, we feel has been ineffective, ill-in.
prmea, and aided more by Democrats than
by his own factjon-ridden party. (In short
we want another White Ho
his nnne starts Avith Adiai.
As , for Consolidated Universitv President
we want an educator. No more need be said'
Viewing the student presidency (a slug
gish sight these days), we hope Don FowleV
is feeling better after his infirmary visit.
An then there arp 'Hnrm Tr-c,viQ..
mty mttl
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NEWS STAFF Neil Bass, Charles Dunn, James
Nichols, Mike, tester, Bennie Baucom, Bunny
Klenke, Ruth- Rush, Curtis Gans, Ethan Tolman
. Joan McLean, Bill Corpening, Clarke Jones, Wil
son Cooper, Charlie Sloan, Jerrv Cuthrell V
Humphrey, Barbara Newcomb, Betty Bauman.
My biggest shocks came after
the President's heart attack. , An
Oxford tutor inquired solicitous
ly, "Should the President die,
how long will it be before new
elections are held?"
"For twoor three days German
newspapers were front-paging
the "inside dope" that the mil
itary, was taking general control
of the government. I don't re
call the name of the General
who was supposedly in charge;
perhaps it was the chairman of
the Joint Chiefs; perhaps the
United States was Just being con
fused with Argentina.
About a week later it was de
cided by the German newspapers
that the German public should
instead ' keep its eyes on "Fin
anzminister," George- Humphrey,,
who appeared to have "wrested"
governmental control from the
military. Last week the papers
belatedly discovered the vice
president and his importance.
Among other things, the Frank
furter Allgemeine in an editorial
has referred to U. S. News and
WoHd. Report as an official pub
lication of Jhe Department of
Defense. This from Europe's best
newspaper! ' :
CROWNING BLOW
The crowning blow to my im- '
aginations about well-informed
Europeans was delivered by a
Belgian student (Louvain Uni
versity). "As we all know," sle re
marked,".' in America th.e- work
ers are the slaves of the capita
lists." . ' ' '' '
I, reflected, on; the guaranteed
annual wage, the basic daily pay
of. $20, 35 for miners, golf-balls '
and, income-tax provoked man
agerial ulcers. Thinking of. ul
; cers reminded me of lunch, time,'
which, time it was, so I walked
out. ...?
But under no conditions could,
this lack of informatioji about,
the. United States be called, mass
ignorance, I have yet to discuss
politics witk a European who
cannot ... comment glibly on, the
McCarran Act, ' McCarthyism.
witch hunting, isolation, and
lynchings.
mfi$0mm
; r ib- W i An I 1
E"T f
pretty coeds .. . with the lure of
fresh exftuberant youth," or that
she failed to get her quota of at
tention from the multitudinous
"philandering" husbands that
were on the loose.
If the "ladies-in-waiting" of
those Black Knights had had any
initiative or had cared what hubby
was doing they could have done
something to remedy the situa
tion, to wit: there are about four
males to every female on this
campus, therefore, wifey, had $
little better opportunity to dis
play a little "Auld Lang Syne"
than did the "Old Man". It's more
fun to stand around with the
other' members of the "Temper
ance and. Chastity Above All"
League waving banners, "casting
stones" and shedding "gin scent
ed" tears into lacy white (for pur
ity) handkerchiefs than it is to
"show the old man a thing or
two." : ,
I agree with the author that
"divorce is certainly the social
. - cancer upon the face of Ameri
. ca," but I don't think that the old
"Holier than Thou" treatment is
the cure to be prescribed for our
existing "social cancer". "The .
- prognosis . . . must come from
within" and how better can we
put tthis into action than by a
good old self-examination before
we try to reform our degenerate
. society?
Paul McCauley, Jr.
Editors:
y .There is an old saying that "im
itation is the greatest form of
'flattery." However, that editorial
in Thursday's paper, which was
a mincemeat hashing of the Eng
lish .Club article for' this week,
was far from flattering to ; this
writer. Surely the editors are not
so barren of thoughts that they
stoop to plagiarism in order to
compose a timely editorial.
May I say that had this hap-,
ened in the classroom I would
most certainly lhave turned the
, whole mess over to the Honor
Council? After all, the editors of
our paper should practice what
they preach to the layman.
You will recall that the column
was given personally to the edi
tors last Monday.
Thus I want to take Chis oppor
tunity to inform your readers
that it was "ye editors" who "bor-
rowed" from the English Club
column, and not vice versa. Since
both the "original" editorial and
the column are on view to the
public, I will let the readers
themselves judge this particular
trial and forego the Honor Coun
cil. Roy Moos
Editors: j
REMARKS WE DOUBT EVER
GOT UTTERED BY CAROLINA
. STUDENTS:
(With apologies to The New
Yorker)
Yet today it appears that the -
education-minded public is in- First the crowds gather at c:
tcrested only in-facts, and figures, y line or the starting line. On very ft v
suffocating student Possible to see the entirety of a race. :
courses are half a mile, or three qua"
long. Then the shells arrive. Echini
during the race, travels a motorboat c
starter and perhaps a coach or two to '
erews when they do something wr -during
a race is not considered crick1'
coaches just like to ride and see vi
are made, so they can be correct '
watching movies of a football sa.r.c.
of a
" -- ' infnrmnt;.
yet uninitiated into the mysteric-
sporxs worm, is Drononnori .r...
- v,''
were a cox'n. The shells we coxod
husky 17 and 18-year-olds, four of '
Most racing shells nowdays are f
flhnilt 4(1 fpof Inner mA .
-v, -wv, v.i0 aiiu uiiuer two
man shells are about hvn tv.,v,?
eight, and of the same beam. Tile
sheet mahogany only a fraction
molded around oak or pine ribs --
Q t &Yv cnf inne f-r.' i r.
MiL 1 !
of the snell in which the oarsmen
over with oiled silk.
The. seats, slide back and forth
oarsman pushing and pulling hin: (
his feet are in woodcn-solcd leather
The average oar is somewhere
or nine feet in nnMh 11 CM 1 ? It- U ,,1' ...
0., "'wu lUMiO
near the blade, which is cupped, and r
fairlv near iha honr!l :
j . . iioi.un.- is d u-aincr r ,
the oar rests and fi
" " - - 111 MtU I i H .
collars are greased.
The oarlocks arc, of course, on o::'
are, nowadays made of tubular alum;:,
bolt onto the splashboards of the
the gunwale.
The coxswain sits in the stern ihs
slidel inH cf flOrC 4Vrt t-ViTl ....'4 1.
- - - -- "'- "Jill Vi i
tached to the rudder. The rudd?r is
foot long, which means that a she.'! c:
swainship demand that the rudder r
while the oars are actually in the wa red
is used while the oars, are out of:;.
uunug me -snoot,' to use the technic;
shell's balance is thrown off. and sir e
draws about seven or eight inches of
as we said, a beam of less than two f
to see why balance is extremery im;v:
Shells are extremely expensive ;
for an eight-man shell). The shell mark
ally cornered by a gentleman named G
who hangs out in the state of Washing ::
a business of manufacturing beautiful :.
Shells are easily damaged if hit broil-,
absolutely lethal when tangled with hci
of their tin, torpedoe shape and very
A RACE goes something like Ibis:
M
John Kridel,
Night Editor For This Issue
RULE EN LEONAED
The Till murder in Mississippi
provoked asv much European
editorial comment as the Ameri
can Revolution. It was regular
ly reported,, incidentally, as a
vasse "Lynching." The Com
munist press and radio are still
, having a field day.
A group of students, in. Chapel 'Hill .who have
a proper and? natural interest, in the qualifications
of a new president for. the. Consolidated, University
have drafted a statement of. six requirements which
they think anybody selected should meet.
TJieir final proposal that he be "an academ
ician, not a technician!' as it puts emphasis on an
educator, for this educational job, is good. It would
also be good, of course, if such a man could be
fund among native-born North Carolinian who
have had classroom experience within the Con
solidated University itself. Certainly such a man
should be deeply interested in all education and
not merely the work of one institution. But the
limits withm whiclv to find the. best possible man
-...uyi.ue M resirictea that the search wnnM cu,,.! u i , wu. mc university
practically be limited to those natives
Carolina alrPaHv- 1 . "h ership, State borders should hP him
v .. lue - Miuyuses iuute, - Wake curtain.
n 1 he World
Forest and Davidson Colleges would all have other
presidents today if their, trustees had been so' limit
ed intheir.; choices. They chose men who had been
born in Williamshury, Missouri; Willow Grove, Ten
nessee; and, Charlottesville, Virginia. All of them
are undoubtedly serving education in North Caro
lina as well as if they had been born in North Caro
lina. ..
, It would be good to have as new president of
the University a native. North Carolinian who had
distinguished 'himself in, scholarship and education
But scholarship, education.and ability should not in
any choice, have less weight than North Carolina
nativity. The Consolidated University needs the best
1,VJ UV"t 11 lln in me world. The University
.uv.o ouulu ue iurnea into an iron
while the
cries out with Milton:
"See there the olive grove of
V Academe, -
Plato's retirement, where the
Attic bird
Trills her thick-warbl'd notes
the summer long."5 s;
and,
Manv are the times that I have
heard the students remark with
Matthew Arnold,
"Peace, Peace is what I seek,
and public calm."
(From "Amid the cries A Plea",
by Roy Moose, DTH, Oct. 21.
1955.) ,
Mary Frances Morris
Editors:
I'm just recently back from
Berlin; thet problems of resettling
myself necessitated a slight delay
in sending any further missives.
I had. prepared two little arti
cles on the "Spirit of Geneva"
as far as Europe is concerned. But
then during the stay in Berlin I
saw and heard so much that I
changed my opinions more than
somewhat. INDICATION EXAM
PLE NO. 1 The, foreign policy
under Acheson, barring perhaps
China and Korea, was the best in
20 or 25 years. (Editors' Italics.)
... It might- be safest to .talk
aoout tne weather. (Few
flurries, yesterday!.).
. David Mundy
snow
The shells are lined up with t"
actly even on an imaginary line betwe
on either shore (of the lake, river,
body of water the rac is held or.). T
process is extremely difficult to
the shells keep drifting and moir.;' e
The tension mounts unbearably. V.I
are imposition, the starter yells "X-ar-and
if X crew is ready, the cox h !-'
"Y, are you ready? Ready all.. Hew:
mand -Row!" both shells" dig out
highly accelerated stroke darin; -strokes.
Then they settle clown ant ing
the first 30 seconds of a race. A
A race can be restarted if an acd i '
ing the first 30 seconds of a r:
the crews arc on their own. SO or 40 ; :
the end, the stroke is raised to inert
sometimes the stroke is raised !-:" '
crews" end a race rowing no m-e
strokes a minute, but a 40-slroke
of. .
Traditionally, the winning cov 1
water after a race.