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TACE TWO IHS DAILY TAR HE1L Poplarville, Mississippi Ir in Ik .1 1 Ion.; 1 imc bcloi e tlic lvnth m nhitli put IVpl.n illr. Miss., on the iiiip is Iimiim!. Ii in.n be .1 long time before i!k l.,l n Niin M. (',. P.ikcr is discover l And it m. lr a long time Indole this ip( l iii-I h l'in c is blotted olf the Ainei u ill v riu . Ii i- d .ul.tliil th.it the nil .nd the Mis iNiti si. ne Ili4hu.1v l'atiol an pii kly mij;! the 11. iiika ol the it 1 pi its. It is prob !! th.it Tokeis bd has been dumped. mi. .1 nw imp or b.iMMi in neighboring I.ou imiiii. i it I it is f.iii In (lev that their will iejn.nu the ih.uur in some a tea. ol a similar I . ! tin idem hir t.its to tonic. I'm i sound. i, somewhere at sometime, one tnnnl i ol the mmip ol hooded aldu(tors uill (ink. lie m.i bteakdown ? am time. nd vhrn this happens and the tatds are on t!ir table, it will take an awful force to keep these people lioin getting their's. I(t( iit law abiding litiens ,ik awaiting tli .t da s i 1 1 1 eagerness. We ate patient, yet m w ill aUo be pel sistent. 1 mie is on out side. Go The Heck To uOh Hellas" Inni-ht is the sciond night of "Oh Hcl l is. In t.ne u haxen't seen this superb pro- U u t o u i . we :ie it the highest of letommen d.uioits. It is a '4mm vi'n to see students Riv ing a show ol this high caliber and fine hu lllol. . mui. '2,n shaight to "Oh Hellas." More Henderson With ill ol the (oiKfin fiver the violence in the IlendciMMi strike, one question and av pe t on the i ntiie fiaM o hat continued to be oei looked. That question is: What effect x ill this strike (u lockout, your picfcrcnce) have on the pioiatn ol (iournpr I lodges to rniitr new industiies to mow south to the land ol pioMiise. 'I he answet is wry simple. Obviously any plants that wete planning to move to this state, aie now ii i n rather strong reconsid er; tion. In lad, several industi ics which had ben on thcii vvav to North Carolina have withd'.nMi their piior intentions hastily. And beiattse this tiend will in all probability con tinue, this sti ike is ol iuto!tan e to the entire luture ol this state. It cannot be confined to the IxMiudarics ol Wince County and the (io tool's plush ollicc in the State Capital. It n.uisccnds all ol these, reaching into the ultimate ca ononis ol even citizen. This, is one o! the main reasons why it is imperative that il end quic kly. I oi. the Inline uibaniaiion and industrial ization ol ibis state depends on a liaty con clusion t a most unfottunalc 2yvveek incident. ijc mlp nr Heel Th official Mudnt publication ol the Publicitlon a.urd t thr Unlveriity of North Carolina, -there It 4 I . ' r 1 la published daily ttcrpt Monday and examination periods ind ii'mmer term Cilrrtd aj gecond elm matter tn ihe pcpt office in Chapel Hill. N. C. under the act nf March 8 J870 Subscription rates: $4.50 per ae Bitter, $850 p-i The Daily Tar Heel ll prifitrd by the? New I Inc., Carrboro, N. C. F.-litcr 3 . j ; I otwh(k $ 7' r .'wee of ihi ymvtf;iiy I I , 3 Nnrlhtatitv"; W tt nol iti tUxrt J DAVIS B. YOUNfl 0flae Kditor FRzNK CROWTHEIl MaiiaauiK Kditors .. CHUCK ROSS ' RON SHUMATE IisiiH'ss Manager Advertising Manager S'rw Kditor Review Kditor Ast. News T.ilitor Sports Kditor Fej'.urr Kditor Ast. Adv. Manager Circulation Manager Subscription Manager I'hotcgraphiTs .Suht Kditur . WALKER BLANTON FRED KATZIN ANN FRYE ANTHONY WOLFF .77 ED RINER ELLIOTT TOOpST Mary alice rowlette . . LEE A R BOG A ST i . . BOB WALKER AVERY filOM AS .. 7 BI LLB RINKJ I0U S PETER NESS 7777.7 NANCY COMBES Mosquitoes-Cockroaches Editor, Sir: It recently c;ime to the attention of my committee that a bill was introduced in Student Legislature to do something about the mos quito problean on campus. Well, I don't know what prob lems those durned mosquitoes have been having, but, whatever they are, they ain't nothing com pared to the problems us cock roaches have. Cockroaches are the smallest minority group on campus, but has anyone been trying to protect us? NO! All people do is step on us. Can you imagine what it means to live in constant fear of being stepped on? Believe me. it's a hard life and something should be done! Also, I have heard rumors that some Roach Taste may be intro duced into our living quarters so as to permanently eliminate us. But do any of tho.e legislators pass bills to do scme'hitig about the cockroach problem? NO! It'i disci imina. ion. that's what it Is and I would like to infoim you that unle.ss something is done in a great big hurry we, cock roaches may revolt! Aichy, Chairman Cockroach Ways and Means Committee Legislature To the Editor: Those legislators who voted against the Crownover Bill, when would make meetings of all legis lators with their constituencies compulsory, have been unjustly condemned. Ths intentions of the bill are gooi (increasing legislator, con stituency relationship); but by making the means toward attain ing that end compulsory, the en tire concept of matuie Student Government is degraued. By ' vot ing against the measure, I was not trying to avoid meetings with my constituency, I represent only, one Poplarville, Mississippi, U. S. A., 1959 m WW- :::x M iVvA4 ' v - jffi'Cwd&K Notes From An Intra- Continental Expatriate ' . ' EDITOR: ; Taper has been much improved since I unfor tunately left Chapel Hill fur an ex (tended) stay housing unit, thus I would onlv be with the Philistines. However. I return to find you required to "certify" that I had being criticized for improvements. (At least one in visited said unit "twice each ses- numer.) sion") but was attempting to ex press higher principles; namely, that Mich an act admits that the Student Legislature is an unrep resentative and dictatorial bixiy, demonstrates that the body is made up of immature representa tives who in no way understand the nature of their office, and is an affront to any legislator who, as a representative, takes his job seriously. Have in front of mc paper, THE DAILY TAR HEEL, of April 16. Wish to comment. Poem, MY ANGEL, magnificent. Editorial, A FINE WRITER concerning Dennis Parks is trite but true. Will be great service to the university if a publication re ceiving student funds does what CAROLINA QUAR TERLY doesn't do; that is continue to force-feed the state-educated provincials with excitement who inhabit (not LIVE in) Chapel Hill. HOWEVER. AM SLIGHTLY CONFUSED BY SERIES OF WORDS ENTITLED AXIOMS. WHO SAYS THIS NATION. RIGHT? WHO SAYS RUSSIANS, RIGHT? WHO There are some matters that SAYS COMMIES, WINNING? LOOK, PROTECTOR, cannot be handled with elfective- 0F TIIE FLAG, NO-ONE IS WINNING THIS DAMN ness by a legislative body The THING! WE'RE ALL GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO telationship between a legislator 0R FATHER) "LOVELY MAIIATTAN ORIGINAL and his constituency is one of MUTATIONS WORN EXQUISITELY BY THE these. The problems in this bill are CHARMING WIFE OF IKE." (WHO EVER DE- ones that should be considered by CIDED THAT E "first ladv" WAS A LADY?) ho inrfi..8H..,i I,..; ,; IF WE LAST LONG ENOUGH TO FATHER OR own S n MOTHER ANYTHING THAT IS. WE SHALL ALL y" PROBABLY BE ATOMIZED WHILE READING AN It is a sad commentary on Stu- ARTICLE IN TIME ABOUT HOW TO RAISE dent Government when representa- PLANTS BY HANGING SAINT AGATHA (PA- Uvcs, who by definition are sup- TRON SAINT, CAULIFLOWER HYBRIDYZERS) possed to represent, must be' re MEDALS AROUND OUR COLLECTIVE NECKS, quired to do so by statue. If the compulsory intent of the measure WELL, so anyway on April 18th I discover that is removed and it is presented in the distinguished compatriot of GOLIATH, Al Alex- thc form of a resolution, I will be ander isn't exactly human or literate. Well, he can more than happy to help restore hope for executive position. People in rarified at The Editor's and Representative mosphere usually have secretaries who with coachi trownover s fa;th in the Student Legislature, by voting for it. Taylor McMillan Thanks To Whom Editor: We wish to thank a person, who . is . unknown to us, tor a service rendered, of which be may not even be aware. Last night a deep sonorous whis tle 'brought us from the world of drudgery to the world of loveli ness, as a man pausej somewhere near our dorm and filled the night with melody. He brought to us a serenity which is not often achieved in a moment, something of what Hardy must have felt when he wrote the last lines of "The Darkling Thrush." "So little cause tor carolings Of such ecstatic sound That I could think there trem bled through His h.ippy gooJ-ni-ht air Seme blessed Hope, whereof hi knew And I was unaware." ' J, Evans Gwen Pendergraph ing can occasionally blunder throug.. ABBY VAN BUREN's column, "ADVICE TO THE SUB-NEUROTIC." I mean if you can find out how to deal with perversion, gaucherics, juvenile delinquents, and bastards by having your secretary read to you, why bother to attempt HUMANity by reading poe try, "the supreme fiction." ALSO, Mr. Alexander, please explain your use of "like" in the last sen- Harper's Bizarre . . ,11-" SATURDAY, MAY 2, 195? Mostly Shades Of Gray - Nor White, Neither Black ' Norman Smith More than a month had gone by. It was a Friday night like the last time, and the five of them were in the room talking. Inconclusive On Tuesday morning Josephine ae her usual breakfast. After reading the paper she dressed in her normal working clothes: a tight skirt, a tighter sweater, seamless stockings and high heels. Then she carefully applied her makeup lipstick.' rouge,- just a it is this talk much of it senseless. Attempts touch of eyebrow pencil-and one it being; skeptical or philosophical, I suppoe. of the better perfumes. Brushing Always the big things, ultimate concern, bas her recently curled hair she c preSUpp:ositions, and the rest of it. Partially thought to her re flection. Not bad 'e aqadeVnic.ktmosphere and partially a re for twenty-four. She left her r r , r apartment and drove to work. ' belhon patterns of home communi- She was there early, an hour tY and. church are at the root of it I Iicsc earlier than usual, but the janitor discussions arS forgotten later as the old had opened the door to her office, paths are cleaved to, taken up are the prac ti tle was in the hall as she came calities of making a living and raising a- fanr in. ily and in spare time maybe contributing "Good morning, John. I thought something in the way of civic service. So Ed get some work done before the come to a dormitory room late on a Friday others came." She smiled at him night tQ hear these tnmgS if indeed they and passed ' . really are worth hearing. At her desk she busied herelf , ' . , r , .. with some of yesterday's unfin- . Tllls fellow who was on one of the, Pml ished dictation. Suddenly she real- JPPie Islands," one of them began to change ized that the janitor was there, the subject, "as a prisoner of the Japs dur-n- She started. the war was telling me of his relations with "That's sure a nice lookin the guards. The Japanese there were friendly sweater," he said. He leaned over to the few Americans and Britishers whom the desk toward her. "And you thev held. He remembers how once he stopped to rest while on a march to a new wprk location. One of the guards sat beside hini on the teak log and began to talk about the progress of the war. He said that the Im perial forces hf d landed on the West Coast and had established a perimeter there some months ago. They would be in Washington within two weeks he said." sure do smell good." "John. Get out of here!" she cried. "Yes ma'am. And a nice dress. Stand, up and let me see you good. Yes ma'am." He moved around the desk toward her. : ' "John. iDoitt?; Please DON'T!" "Yes ma'am, you sure do look . . . now don't run away." He caught her by her arm. "Yes ma'am . . . don't yell. If you do, I'll cut you." A knife blade flashed in his hand. Forty minutes later another sec retary found her slumped in a tence of your letter. REALLY, ; ;oung man! If you mast be beat and assail us with such disgusting words as f'digested" & "garbage," don't do so at breakfast-time. I almost didn't get my pernod ome let down, (pour V& ozs. pernod fils into frying pan; break one egg; throw egg at Tony Wolfe; drink, per nod.) YOU SEE, I CAN'T TAKE BOURGEOSIE CATERWAULING AT SUCH A SENSITIVE TIME OF DAY NEXT TIME YOU WISH TO MAKE A PUBLIC FRONOUNCMENT OF YOUR POOR TASTE PLEASE SEND A NEWSLETTER AT 10:00 A.M. WHEN I AM STILL MERCIFUTXY ESCONCED IN MY FEATHER LINED WOMB merci. TOPIC THREE OR SO FORTH . This morning I awoke to the sweet strains of "FLOW SWIFTLY SWEET." However, the title which you affixed to it was "Long Epistle on Quarterly." Most of the tau rine excrement lay about in the third paragraph: to wit JOHN K. TICE says that neither the ordinary philistine nor the philistine labeled aes thete would have brought SPECTRUM were it not for lovely obscene publicity (as for JOHN BROOKS, I never mention complete fools in correspondence, it isn't charitable). MIGHT INTEREST TICE TO KNOW THAT AT LEAST i OF THE FIRST PRINT IN OF spectrum WAS SOLD OUT BEFORE FOOL'S ORACLE SPAKE. (Don't you sometimes wish that people would mention what was inside the Quarter ly, Tice?) Also, M. Tice, this campus is not "any other university or college campus." 'TIS US, MAN. ALSO WISH TO MENTION RUMORED FOUND ING OF A NEO-FASCIST PARTY ON THE CAMP US. This would lead I'm sure to the most magnificent heaven for the ordinary student he would have no decisions to make at all. As if the administration isn't fascist enough already. I shall quote administra tion member of a certain case now hovering behind the news; he said "If the student council can find no evidence (IN THE PEJORATIVE SENSE), the uni versity will be obliged to take steps." Sounds vague ly like a witch hunt doesn't it? Savior of ouf souls, come down off that dog-wood tree and fix things, MAN! ;' FANTASMically, PARKIER HODGES "Then there was France under the First Empire," said the history major. "There weie losses in Russia, and in Spain, finally in Aus tria' and Prussia over a three year period be fore the fall of the Empire in 1814. In the government press (which were the only news- corner. She had yelled, but she papers) there were only accounts or Mtiunt was still alive. until it bcame evident that Paris would fall. The law caught John. Two weeks It's somewhat of an exaggeration to say that later his case came up in court, the people didn't know anything about the It was a thort trial. Three months defeats, but it is certain that only a few of later John was electrocuted in the tjie hjoher officers of the Empiie knew how death-house of the state peniten- dose as disaster;' UThye morning after the execution "I know what you all are getting at." said Josephine ate her usual breakfast. Brent who was somewhat looked down upon After reading the paper she because his cyiucism Jiadn t trjinte, nietambr dressed in her normal working phised into the sublime j eirftisrri; ; Uat , the ' clothes: a tight skirt, a tighter rest' of them ;had been able "to iassunie (more sweater, seamless stockings and or less hosestly). "The examples you'Cite aie high heels. Then she carefully ap-, from totalitarian regimes. Hqw 'can you sup plied her makeup lipstick, rouge, oest that we don't know everything with a' just a touch of eyebrow pencil free press aI1 elective legislative asscmblv and one of the better perfumes. tnat has frce debate, and two political par- Brushing her recently curled-hair t- ...i. 1,, arp mvpn'm nntsnoken criticism?" she thought to l er reflection, bad . . .". J 'Not Recent Election Editor: ' Now that the elections are passed I hope that the new chairman of the Elections Board will not allow such blunders to occur as the one fraction of the law and that the Elections Board had allowed this infraction to occur. Although the Student Council ard the Elections Board stated they did not doubt his honesty, still the implication was there, and un- a X o ffigffi 153. AND THEN tOENTi ON TO WIN BY THEOVERtiMMINS SCORE OF SIX. - HW0eEDDNOTHINft' it A 41 WITH SUPERB PITCHING AND COMPLETELY DOMINATED TUBS HAPLESS OPPOSITION'... &BHi THE SPORTS PASE IS TU CRUELESTPAeEIN THE PAPER. W0"UO V AT POKKV ' WO" MO BOVf y HO I A eJUS' 1 . .' AU4JS WNBfc . 1 1 i fc. HO "'HOT h gVg2P0"MUSf I HO-HO I TJfJOKB, HO U1 W"& $-J 1 Harper This time the graduate student spoke up. "Free press, sure free press, but they have to know something before they can print it. For the most part they don't try to find out things they aren't handed in press releases; they teel a responsibility to the na-tion not to pry and endanger our security. Those who do piy usually don't find out much because this part of our security system keeping things out of the papers works admirably well. Why it which cost Roy Goodman his leg was just recently taken off security listing islative seat. ' tnat crossbows were used as weapons in some In the second election held in special tactics in the Pacific during World Dorm' Men's III Goodman, who War II! And how about our legislative as had been the victor in the first sembly? Obviously, information that is in the election, was defeated. It is a pity security files can't come up in open Congicss that he had to suffer for an in- innal deflates Whprp "ir i mentioned is in closed committee hearings, but I wouldn't be too surprised but what very little of real importance is said there. Legislative prerog ative is a thing of the past; it was quite re cently that some government official kept a member of the House of Representative fortunately the voters of his dis- from joiinS a Congressional inspection team trict were pressured by the story at an atomic test site for "security" reason, that seem to incriminate him for The political parties well, the same thlni something that did not occur. ' Here's hoping ; that the new Elec- And who knQws what conditiom lf,,v ions Board wUl make sure that are. Joe the rights of their candidates are 1 111 1 . 1 1 safeguarded and that the Elec- fohead puckered beneath an unkept sli nk tions Board fulfills their duties as of f,11" Seymg hair. No one knu specified by the Election Laws. reall- Responsibility is so split up and Dewey Sheffield scattered about; there is security here and lack of communication there, and then theie are othersras there are in all bureaucrat ics who just don't give a damn as long as thev get that pretty blue paycheck. Typical is the check full of meaningless holes ai- ranged in meapingless patterns, signed not b human hands'but by a machine gun-like stat catoing printing press, killed if it is folded or wrinkled or spindled, all deducted and withheld asv tjuick as the wink of an eye. Typical it is of the whole state." Night breezes were stealing in, mabe from the Shenadoch or maybe from the sea. rattling little piles of shed dogwood petals along in the glutei s below, whispering to them that the mugginess was being blown away and that there would be a clear day on the morrow, or was it whispering rather that it was blowing in hellish thundcrheads with pelting hail and lashing rain? "Who knows the real story?" "Do we? Does anyone?'' Inconclusive this sort of questioning is. Without answers they quietly picked up sweaters and lMMks and half empty Sihlii cans and went home. I .. ..12 5 c o o o
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