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THE DAILY f AR HEEL
SATURDAY, MAY 14, lf60
On the Bench
Ken Friedman
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"I .1111 slum. WIkii i Imst conic litre- i wasnt as smart as
' nun. Colics- K nlun. The koj)1c a u- "mid to inc. I.v
tiv mmi ilu liM- doll.ns mnl lor inc. i am a lutlull
pint i. litis is uh iIu-n do this to inc. When i ct out ol
',!,t 1 'h- juM as sin. it as ainbody to. You cant jiM
mii, in .ill ,ti Miiic nu haw i to wotk hard il you want to
4 i that w.i. Almost cci da i to Liss and at nitc i stu
'x "'I hud soim t inns i study foi aloii time. One time i
slawd up iin! niiIm1 li to hoius. -
:! i iiiics i dunk i an think too gallons ol ben ami not 1
d'utik. .S.Miii iinu s i do ct some hi.li hut ewn thru i u-j
nu mU i m tuthall and make my mussels touh - i am iood ''
nid si inn- i tan take a tclclonc off the wali or i tan kick
doui, ,, door. Sometimes i tear up people and kick them ij
t"!c up m ole looinmate hi. was .1 liitul ole kid kinda puny!
!ik(- . ui! weighed ahout a httndret and ninetv. hi'. Tiled a
lit '
" in tie i .t .
lake i s.iid tho i am a sell made man. I am so smait
!iu nines i wuntlet il i mi-ht u;o ray. theie are so many ol'
ihtse little uis ,itound who walk aiound with hooks and
"iud and iitxei raise hell, i would like to kick all their
u lh ut. !m ,ue the sir k. Thev will newt Irani noihiii.
i "ii hae mt to 1 1 1 1 il hv doin;. sometimes i tolc hv the ;irH
i with that i am had. im not had i just like to haw a;
"kI time. 1'iiit i tan woim her up car.se i know a lot ahout;
m . (!ause i am t i and stioii'4 i tan make them like me. I
.in nitc looking to. lxteptin that part (r my teeth are rot-;
ted "lit and i haw ot a whole lot ol pimples and i tlont smell
;iMd. ihev aie some people who aie stupid who tall us ani-j
in. ils hut 1 1 ii aie tiay and stupid. They dont no that we
aie smatt. Mosj ol the .tn.U are almost as smart as me. I wont
ou to know lite now' that we aie :4d as cwrybody and bet
K i i -uess. i just want people to-shut their stupid mouths.
Il nii wont to bee ical smart and et money thin you just
p!.i ball and -ct to be leal stion and hansom like me
Sim erelv.
I lot 1 Tmh Ii
Cobb l)oi ill
I !iis n iiiscatini; liteiaiy ciii took us bat k to a cool cw
1:111; this past tall, at the Woman's College Orientation
I ! "l e.
Ilu piiii little liosh pointed wth awe towaitl the in i
ir In nk siiuttuie which Nat imposin-lv .itioss honi the
i. inn, ("nils. ' I hat's the no!." he ilcd spastically. Then
h.- flamed .Hound huriiulU at .1 sound nearby. A hoy. al
i' .i , i m.isi e as the hi it k sf. tu t in e, - lain ett at him. shook
1 v In. id .nid walked awav. "I woiitler wheie lie's onr. the
I . ,!( ("inniied I'min.; not to show that his knobby knets
, u haki;ui. "ProbabU link to. his ia;.;e." His companions
- pis:ii ai'fl pun as liimcll' - tiller cd ami aetl at Cobb
!) .!-! 1 1 mii theii vbdl entuiuhed jHisitioii in the sta- line
-, jicsiiion whitli lhe held ihiou-hout the evening.
I'ovsiblx the bo who wiole the letter ahow and tan
Sylvia Meets Cull en In ACC
Tennis Finale Here Today
By RIP SLUSSER .
North Carolina's tennis horizon is
bright with Bruce Sylvia in the fi
nals of the singles competition and
with the team championship vir
tually locked up!
Yesterday, the second day of the
three-day Atlantic Coast Conference
Tennis Championships, Sylvia gain
ed the finals with victories over
teammate Marshall Hspper and
Maryland's Chuck Abelson. Bruce
did not have much trouble with
the surprising Happer, as he whip
ped him 6-2, 6-2. The Abelson
match was another story.
Abelson, who made the quarter- ference title
unais Dy virtue oi nis m-z, t-z ae- mere were
the Tar Heel. The second set saw
Sylvia using that same script, plus
several excellent passing shots, to
wrap up a 6-4 deciion. The third
and final set was all tension. Both
players committed several costly
errors. Abelson grabbed a 4-2 lead
in games before Sylvia caught fire.
Battling with his back to the wall,
Bruce parlayed his booming serve
and his forcing game to eke out
the victory, 7-5.
For the Carolina team, the cloudy,
ominous (Friday the thirteenth)
day brought assurance of John Ken
field trophy, the symbol of the con-
via. ""yfir.
The championship matcTies for
the doubles and singles crowns will
be played this afternoon, beginning
at one thirty.
.timirnnirn-
t :
cision over Duke's Dickie Katz,
made Sylvia's hopes ,for the title
seem very dim at times. Chuck took
the hard fought opening set by a
7-5 score. He used his booming
serve av.d his net game to befuddle
A BIG- PITCH
Warren To Hurl For
Heels In Title Match
Durham, N. C. North Carolina jub against challenging North Caro-
Elon Beats ACC, 3-0
WILSON, N. C. u?) Gary Hen
son fauaed nine batters and walked
only one Friday a.s he pitched Elon
to a six-hit shutout over Atlantic
Christian 3-0.
A home run by Steve Wall with
one an in the fourth inning gave
Elon its first scores and all that
were needed or the North State
Conference victory. Wall had two
for four and Terry Harris had two
for three.
other exciting
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Mi.'ii -kih ft heio o t ne cuius tour s are one ami me
iiik , II not. thc aie both ol the same spet ies. II a bo's an
athlete. tht tall Inn
haw men on ym i
I I t nc
W !l I- ' K t
an animal. Anil may
oii t hoose to liw in
the ';ood l.oitl
Cobb Doim.
ia;ile - do not toutli" paikaes bind together and
itlx net r tome out in the open) "oo . . . animal
. . . . ta-e" ami the other bnntetl terms ol their narrow o
tabiil.nies at noii (when ou'te not looking, ol course.)
I hey must tompeiisate lor their just kvling ol inleri
oiitv with thcH- juxenile whispeiiu campaigns. Siuh a pcr
sou is ihe author ol the afore-mentioned Icttci-who tlidn't
lU,i hae the -uts to si-n Wis name. Most likely he. and the
uihcts like him. will icinain in a perpetual sta- line thiou-h-
oiif theil liws.
1 l's late the fat ts bos. 'oii'ic simply jealous ol the
athletes. Sine they date more than you do (about one date
a wat would aicoinplish this). Sure they're more muscular
than oii aie. lut there's one other tiling. They're probably
a hell ol a lot smarter than you are too. And - no - they don't
m t their grades because they're athletes. In many cases this
situation hampers them. Some teachers are alraid to be mark
ed by :iiii4 an athlete a break on his jrade - a break an
oidinaiy student would receive nine times in ten.
I hev just have a bit more upstairs than you do.
It wasn't tlie loot ball team which elected Wade Smith
"Mr. Alumnus'' the other day. It was his own classmates. It
w .isn't "most ol the an'' who selected Jack Ciuiniiinj;s on
the lto Pop Warner All-America team of College Scholar
Athletes. It tettainly wasn't our spastic little liiend of the
tennis coutts who captivated the Mock Democratic. Conven
tion the way Lee Shaller did last week . . . or was named to
i he Oidei ol the (iolden Fleece, as were Smith, Cummin's
Ray St aulc ami so many others over the years.
No. little boy ...it wasn't you. You'll remain in the
tiowd lov etcinity - whispern, making snidc remarks, etc
dootned to the obscurity which your kind always achieves.
So ciawl b itk in your hole and try to convince yourself that
you'tc c ramiiiiii4 on Saturday niht Ix'cause "ou don't real
Is want to date, anvhow."
.ad Duke square off today in a
,ame lhat will decide the Atlantic
v'oast Conference baseball cham
pionship. Starting time is 3 pan.
Carolina carries a 10-3 loop rec
ord into this tilt. A win would wrap
it no for the surshig Tar HeeLs.
1 w
Duke is i-3. A game with Maryland
was rained out last Monday. If the
J.lue Ikvils win, they will have to
auike up the contest with the Terps.
Nick Warren, the soplwmore stop
per, will return to his home ;own
puch what must be the most ini
pur.av.i game of his youthtul ca
.ccr. u'aiien lias been tlie surprise
package in Tar Heei pitching, light
.vhen tne chips have been down.
Duke coach Ace Parker plans to
iturl his mainstay, sophomore Don
,4,i!li;m Ahman had a 8-1 record.
,v i i h a .'J7 earned run average. War
ren Is uade.euted on the campaign
1 3-0 .
w.-ivnp y niinii s brilliant nurnn
Una State set up the title match.
Voung limited the Wolfpack to two
cheap hits in the 1-0 v ictory. Bruce j
Crump's triple scored Vaughn Bry-;
son with the winning run.
John Burgwyn leads the Heels in
to the game with a .348 batting
mark. F'erg Norton, the powerful
'.hird-sacker is at .329. Crump fol
lows at .322. Gerald Gritiin, ia
iket center-fielder, paces the squad
in rbi's, home runs and stolen
bases.
Carolina dropped their first three
coaferencc games. But since then
ihey have been on one log streak,
taking ten in a row. A combination
wf air-tight pitching and solid hit
ting has done the job.
matches during the morning and!
afternoon sessions. Defending singles
champion, Bill Cuiien of Wake For
est, came within a very points of
being eliminated from competition.
Carolina captain, Ben Keys, gave it
everything he had, but lost to the!
big red head, 9-7, 4-6, 6-4. with a I
capacity crowd watching. Keys
made his finale a brilliant and a j
memorable one. He simply rushed j
rushed, rushed. He was constantly;
forcing the game. It was very good '
strategy, but just not enough. At;
the end of the match, the senior i
from Greenville, N. C. had won the !
hearts and a standing ovation from
the fans.
Cuiien was Involved in another
breath-taker in the afternoon
matches. Clemson's Bobby Burns
made the champs life miserable in
the second set of their match, be
fore bowing 6-2, 13-11. Cullen's vic
tory put him in the finals with Syl-
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