.U,?!,C. Library ... Jar 870 Gbpel Hill, N.C. April Fool Edition Z3 o The Wcatlicr Earthquakes 72 Years Of Editorial Foibles founded Oct. 14, 1492 CARRBORO, NORTH CAROLINA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1964 Complete NAACP Wire Service ON APRIL 14 Lawler r Ota Make .Bid. 't C&f ' -i -'''fefpj. -Vs. I Si ller ti ?w III?- 'Mlmm-I i Ik MskC WW fly thn ' lwaf' II ?lr lf LI I I , iirK : 'K"-t, L " i A i;1 1 111 1 1 I i-,s - i . . ilf . GETTING READY DTH co-editor Gary Blanchard is shown yesterday preparing his supporters with "conservative" literature for the upcoming campaign. Blanchard and David Ethridge have announced for re-election for editors of the DTH, expressing their 2 Indicted For Posing As Students Joel Fleischman and Roger Foushee, former TJNC under grads, will go before the Men's Council tomorrow night to an swer charges of "impersonating students." , Whitney Durand, Attorney-General, yesterday charged the two with "trying to act like students and attempting to overthrow stu dent government at UNC." Fleischman and Foushee issu ed a joint statement last night claiming they had been framed. "This is the work of a power ful, highly-organized group in Student Government, and is a kangaroo, railroad job," the statement charged. o They named Buzzy Stubbs, Du rand, Mike Lawler and Walter Spearman as the group which spurred the charges. Reportedly, the action was brought after Fleischman, legal advisor to Governor Terry San ford, had been initiated into a local fraternity. He charged that Stubbs and Durand were jealous because he did not .pledge either of their houses and that Lawler was irritated be cause "he thought I was a true dormie." ss " T-Tw w4wwiiwiui...iu 0 " i '" j 'S v ! L-o-,.- I - - - V3 s k i l , , - n jSiif n'- ' LEADERS OF - THE recently-formed "Students For Goldwater" club chat outside South Building. Nasty Nogoodnik (left) has vowed that he will not shave until Goldwater is elected President. Melvin Furdley (right) listens as Nogoodnik makes a point Blanchard, Ethridge Seek Reelection As Co-Editors Gary Blanchard and David Ethridge today announced their candidacy for . re-election to the co-editorship of the Daily Tar Heel. In a joint statement, the edi tors stated that they would "con tinue the policies of the past year. "Our stand is well-known to all," they said. "We will back the tenets of that great savior I. Beverly Lake all the way, and BULLETIN In a surprise move, the Chapel Hill Beard of Aldermen last night passed unanimously the strongest civil rights package ever enact ed anywhere in America at a single sitting. The package included a Public Accommodations ordinance, a Fair Employment Practices Com mission (FEPC) and a Fair Hous ing Ordinance. A spokesman for the Chapel Hill Freedom Committee which has led agitation for such measures for several months, fainted when informed of the Aldermen's ac tion. In another surprise move, the Aldermen also voted to fire Town Solicitor Roy Cole for his "arbi tary" and -"nonsensical" handling of civil rights cases over the past several months. Cole immediately swore out a warrant charging the Aldermen with "criminal con tempt" of his office. reluctancy to run but saying "the campus needs someone of our caliber to carry on the good work." The campaign workers de clined to be identified. Photo by John Salter. will oppose integration all the way." Reminding the campus that they were the present editors, the two said they will work for a bigger and better student gov ernment and for legislative inte grity. -A- Four Killed In Big Riot Riots left five dead and six wounded last night after a pro test rally brought on by the an nouncement for reelection by Gary Blanchard and David Eth ridge. The focal point of the riots was in the lower quad, where 1,000 students gathered with ban ners opposing the co-editors fas cist stand. "We don't want these people again," shouted one student, just as he was stabbed in the back by a member of the Young Ameri cans for Freedom (YAF), the group which has been behind Blanchard and Ethridge since their campaign last spring. Dean of Men William G. Long termed the episode the worst since the Doug Moe riots five years ago. "This is a disgrace," he said. "The fact that those two nuts are running again is a dis grace upon the good name of this university. The dead were identified as Herman Goodnik, 22, Negro; Al bert Simp, 21, white; Buddy Teagle, 56, white; William Mc Nairy, 20, Negro; and Sam Slob bed, 55, spotted. Phipps Will Head National Group State American Legion Com mander L. J. Phipps of Chapel Hill yesterday resigned his post to accept the presidency of the Americans for Democratic Action (ADA), a well-known national group of liberals. Phipps said he was taking the position in an effort "to do from the inside what I've failed to do from the outside fight Socialism." Phipps said he was not certain how he would achieve this. goal, but said he planned to start by firing Adlai Stevenson and Al Lowenstein from the ADA's exe cutive committee. Former UNC President Frank Pcrter Graham wept openly at the news of Phipps' selection. Graham said he was "too crush ed" to comment at this time. President Lyndon B. Johnson called a hurried meeting of the National Security Council and or dered FBI Chief J. Edgar Hoover to look into Phipps appointment, charging that Phipps "has ob vious conflicts of interest" Blanchard, 35, is a veteran of 10 years of military service. He has been a Dean's List student for the last five semesters, hav ing repeated the last 2Ms years. Ethridge, 37, is a veteran of 10 years of college life. He has never been a Dean's List stu dent and has avoided the draft only by claiming to be a consci ensious objector. A resident of New Delhi, Ga., Ethridge is the son of another famous journal istRoland Giduz Ethridge, edi tor of the well-known News of Yellow County. Symposium To Feature CORE Head Silver J. Finks Silver J. Finks, national lead er of the Committee Opposing Racial Equality, will be featured speaker at the final session of the Chapel Hill Ku Klux Klan Sym posium on April 9. His topic will be "Negroes and whites in inte grated South Africa." He recently returned from the Congo, where he called a witch doctor a fraud and was subsequently shrunk to the height of 11 inches. TH1 y- 'J 1 Jr nnay9 Low campus sources revealed Friday that Uni versity President William C. Friday and Campus Safety Chief Arthur J. Beaumont will enter the Democratic primary in May. Friday announced Saturday for the gubernatorial nomination. Beaumont has filed for director of the State Bureau of Investigation. Friday said he expected support from North Carolina conservatives, liberals, and middle-of-the-roaders. "With such a broad base of support," he said, "I don't expect too much trouble. The only candidate I'm really worried about is. Ray Stansbury I can't sing like he can. Of course, when you think about it, that may be an asset, not a liability." Beaumont, informed that the office of SBI director is not an-elective office, said affably, "Nobody's going to tell me what office I can get into. Every For Merchants Association Will Fast At Town Hall f The Chapel Hill Merchants As sociation yesterday announced it will conduct a six-day fast next week "because most of us are too fat, and also because we're tired of tending shop." T Joe Augustine, executive secre tary, made the announcement yesterday. He said he plans to burn himself slightly at the end of the fast to prove to his mem bership that "white men can be militant, too." Veteran local observers said they doubted the 37 merchants scheduled to participate in the food fast would really stick with the scheme. "I'll give you ten-tp-one odds that after the first day you'll be able to find chicken bones in the vicinity," one of the obser vers said. Augustine denied there would be any "fudging" and said the fast would be held on the steps of Town Hall. Gov. Terry Sanford immedi ately issued a statement that town officials would be "given every resource at my command" to prevent the fasters from get ting unruly. "This is a helluva way to do business," Sanford said. MILTON ROSEN has been named to the UNC Faculty as "Communist - in - Residence," Chancellor William B. Aycock announced yesterday. Rosen will teach "Contemporary Political Theory: From Marx to Helms and Back," with special empha sis on the Progressive Labor movement. Apartment Rule Concept Changed Apartments for UNC students have been abolished, according to Dean of Women Katherine Car michael. "I feel this to be the only solu tion to the problem which has plagued student bodies for the past two years," the Dean said. This ruling will nullify the Apartment Rule previously enforc by the administration, which re quired that no coed be alone in an apartment with a man. Rules applicable to students liv ing in tents on campus have not as yet been announced. 1 54'. " t&S X Nif 1 X Beaumont Campi; The. three minor gubernatorial candidates echoed Sanford's words in varying degrees of harshness. I. Beverly Lake said, "The only thing wrong with the Gov ernor's statement is that it came three hours too late. If I were Governor I'd read their minds and make my statements in ad-" vance of the events which they concern." Dan K. Moore read Lake's statement to himself, then re marked to a reporter, "This goes for me too." L. Richard Preyer said he had studied the situation and was told to agree with the essence of Sanford's statement by Bert Bennett. The two major gubernatorial candidates also issued state ments. "I'm for legalized gamb ling," said Bozo Burleson, a ju do expert. "We must prevent our insur ance money from going to South Dakota,", said Ray Stansbury. Town Is Indicted The Town of Chapel Hill yes terday was indicted for con spiracy by the Orange County Grand Jury, operating under the instructions of District Solicitor Thomas "Dickie" Cooper. In a sealed presentment leak ed to the press- hours before the initial announcement, Cooper said: "I . . . that is, the Grand Jury . . . feels that there can be no question about this mat ter. "For several months now, the white majority of Chapel Hill has stood silently by in the know ledge that civil disobedience law breaking was about to occur. "This amounts to the town be ing an accessory before the fact, which in my book equals conspir acy." Another y'; p ' ' '',,,"'' I X5f ' JV ' " KM , ,V J' - : ' pi , - ' I . - fi :f V ft . - m I : -, A f ' rZ LJ New Moreliead Scholar and all offices are open to me. I've got keys to them ail." Beaumont said he expected to draw heavy sup port from the Drama Society of North Carolina. "I've been in every campus show hereabouts for years now," he said, "and my face should be fa miliar to the public." Friday vigorously denied accusations that he was running for governor in order to get out of Chapel Hill. "Chapel Hill is alright," he said. "I don't mind the panty raids in the spring, the demonstrations all summer and winter, the fights with the alumni, the fights with the legislature, the fights over stu dent autonomy, the fifty thousand phone calls I get every day, the problems with the budget, the speaker ban law, or any of that stuff. The only thing that bothers me is having to climb trees in my backyard g p rexy Dickson, Spearman Express Surprise Mike Lawler, one of the all time popular student body presidents, yesierday Eonounced his candidacy for re-election to the position of chief playmate in the student government "sand box." Lawler, running cn the inde pendent ticket, has already been backed by Dean of Student Af- SL Adopts Speaker Ban Student Legislature adopted an apparent strategy of "fighting a ban with a ban" last night and passed a measure preventing "any member of the N. C. Gen eral Assembly from speaking on the campus of any state-supported institution." The student action came at a special session called in the wake of a special meeting of the General Assembly earlier in the day. The state legislators voted to extend the controversial "Gag Law" to prevent "any and all persons from speaking in, around or near the campus of any school financed in whole or in part with state funds." Assembly President Clarence Stone rushed the measure into law by knocking three state sen ators in the head with his gavel when they rose to challenge the measure's constitutionality. "I'm running this damn show," Stone said from his throne. "What I say goes. The people of the great state of North Caro lina want this law, and they're going to get it." Informed of the General As sembly's action, Consolidated University officials rushed to Raleigh but were jailed when they attempted to rush Stone on the Senate floor. Morehea d -"if. To Try9 all the time to get those darn kites down." "Besides," he continued, "I don't intend to live in Raleigh after the election anyway. Joel Fleisch man comes over every day and keeps us informed on what's going on over there." He also said his experience with the legislature would help him win. "None of the other candidates has ever had to face the Legislature and fight for a budget," he said. "And none of them has ever gotten a pay raise from the Legislature without either fighting for it or wanting it either." Beaumont said he was basing his campaign on better enforcement of parking regulations. "The way I see it," he said, "the careless driver is, more often than not, a careless parker, too. If we give everyone five tickets, we can revoke their (Continued on Page 2) fairs C. O. Cathy for the post. Lawler's opponents, Jeff Dick son of the Student Party aud Bcb Spearman University Party, said they were extremely sur prised at the unprecedented move by Lawler. Dickson noted, "But gosh a mighty! Mike was supposed to be running my campaign." Spearman reported, "That he was disappointed that he'd have such a formidable opponent in the spring election. "After all," he said, "I've been planning on bein? president of the student body now for three years. I'll just have to work harder." Rumors have it that Lawler dropped five courses to retain his eligibility. For further details see next year's April 1 Edition. CORRECTION The editors deeply regret their statement in yesterday's paper that a well-known campus conser vative "is not fit to clean out a hog pen." We realize that it was rude and uncalled for in the ten ets of today's journalism. Actual ly, he is fit to clean out a hog pen. ERICKSON WITHDRAWS UNC Athletic Director Chuck Erickson yesterday sold out his interest in the University Motel, one of two dozen local businesses still segregated. Erickson announced his action at the weekly Athletic Depart ment press luncheon. "I don't mind them being segre gated." Erickson said, "but I heard they were planing to 'plow the place under' if a federal Civil Rights law passes, and damned if I want to see my investment lost like that." Name By ARMISTEAD MOPPING A Black Muslim yesterday be came the first of his race to receive a Morehead Scholarship, which pays all expenses and spending money for four years at UNC. Samuel X., a high-school drop out from Birmingham, Ala., pledged to "do all in my power to uphold the high promise placed in me by Mr. Morehead." Roy Armstrong, secretary of the Foundation, said Samuel X. was chosen from a host of ap plicants for the honor. "We were also considering Muhammed Ali, formerly known as Cassius Clay, and Malcolm X.," Armstrong said, "but both notified us they would be too busy forming self-defense rifle clubs to concentrate on study ing." John Motley Morehead, who is 137 years old this month, said he decided to lower the color bar on the scholarships he ad ministers because "these people think like I do. "They're for separation of the races, too." oo d