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UEY HALL IS EXPANDING. A South wing which will add 44
rooms will be completed in April. The additional space will be
used for offfices for the romantic and Germanic language
professors. The construction is being done by the Dan Thomas
Construction Co.
Today's
Items for Campus Calendar
must be brought to the DTH
office TWO DAYS in advance
of desired publication.
CAROLINA CHRISTIAN
Fellowship meet tonight at
8:30 in Hinton James Social
Room for discussion. Everyone
is invited.
ROMANCE LANGUAGE
Lecture at 3 p.m. in Carroll
Hall. Eduoard Morot-Sir,
Cultural Counselor of the
French Embassy will speak of
'Youth and Revolutionary
Trends in French Education."
ENCORE, three one-act
plays, will be presented in
Playmakers Theatre at 8 p.m.
DUTCH AUTHOR K. L.
Poll will lecture on Friday at 8
p.m. in Dey Hall Faculty
Lounge. 44 Anti-Americanism
Among European
Intellectuals." The public is
invited.
HISTORY EVALUATION.
All students interested in
result-oriented evaluation of
the history curriculum and the
formation of a permanent
undergraduate history
organization meet tonight at 8
p.m. in 112 Saunders.
CHRISTMAS PARTY for
children of UNC students will
be given Saturday at 2 p.m. All
children from ages 3-6 are
invited for supervised
decorating and games in the
Rendezvous Room, followed
by the appearance of Santa
DAILY CROSSWORD
ACROSS
1. Harum or
Copperfleld
6. Finds a
sum
10. Unattended
11. Part of a
castle
12. Famous
siege city
13. Geronimo,
for one
15. Gave virtue
its just
deserts
17. French
article
18. 36 ins.
19. Departs
20. Irving
character
21. " My
Love"
22. " Other
Love"
23. Indian
mulberry
24. Family
insignia
27. Common
asset
29. Nickname
of a prince
30. Siberian
gulf
32. Clock
reading
33. Likely
34. Weekly
chore
36. Gold
symbol
38. 51
39. Echoes
41. Loafers
43. Brazilian
measure
44. Paper
holder
45. Item in a
program
47. Potato buds
48. Ocean
movements
DOWN
1. Ventured
2. Downstairs,
nautically
3. Journeys
by sea
4. Arrived
5. Muffle
6. Unidentified
Biblical
city
7. One of
Snow
White's
friends
8. Showy
flowers
9. Church
part
12. Endeavor
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INTERNATIONAL
STUDENTS unable to go home
during the Christmas holidays
and interested in spending part
of that time with an American
'Laugh-In' Craze
Spreads To Print
By ERICA MEYER
How do you make a Maltese
Cross?
Pull on its tail.
This is only one of a
multitude of one-liners from
the second issue of the
"Laugh-In" magazine. The
mag, like the TV show depends
on the surprise twist, the quick
gag and its own brand of
modern humor.
Dumb Goldie, the "veddy
interesting" Artie Johnson,
Judy "sock it to me" Came,
Gladys, Rowan and Martin and
the rest of the party come
through in the magazine as
they do on the show.
A sampling of the humor:
"The Timex works, John
Cameron Swayze has stopped
ticking.
"What is green and has
bucket seats? A sports olive.
"Why is a pig's tail like
gutting up at 4:40 a.m.? It's
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can dol
lars 16. Interna
tional
20. Raja's
wife
21. Dress
decor
Yesterday's Aniwer
36. Mine
24. Goblet
25. With great
speed
26. Pisa's
28. Unearthed
31. Kind of
hound
35. Part of a
Ferber
-title
entrances
37. Military
recreation
center
39. Capitol
fellows:
abbr.
40. Not any
42. Golf term
46. Clock
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By HARVEY ELLIOTT
DTH Reviewer
LADY IN CEMENT. With
Frank Sinatra. Raquel Welch.
Dan Blocker. Directed by
Gordon Douglas. A 20th
Century Fox Release, at the
Varsity.-
Once upon a time Krank
Sinatra made films.
Now he does
vehicles obscure novels or
original screenplays about
swinging 55-year-old studs,
especially Sinatrafied for
Frank's unique personality and
reputation.
The audience never loses
family should call the
International Student Center
(933-5097).
STATE AFFAIRS
COMMITTEE will meet today
in Roland Parker I at 3 p.m.
twirly.
"Humpty Dumpty was a
fall-guy.
"Sir Walter Raleigh died of
lung cancer.
"Fight for Non-Violence.
"Santa Claus has his own
bag.
(from Goldie) "I can never
remember whether its Funk or
Wiignalls who is the passive or
the active one.
"Thomas Edison was power
mad.
(from the 'news future')
" 1 9 88 New York-A
spokesman for the Civil
Aeronautics Authority stated
today that Pilot Amelia
Earhart was not missing in the
Pacific as previously believed,
but has been stacked up over
JFK international since July of
1937.
"Pancho Villa took in
. Borders. , . , '
"The jolly Green Giant
mainlines chorophyll.
"Chief Crazy Horse had
reservations.
"Wilt Chamberlain dribbles.
"Porky Pig is a bore."
And this goes on and on and
on. On the show, if you laugh
like you want to, you miss the
next three lines. The magazine
moves only as fast as you do
. . . and you hate to finish it.
"Laugh-In" spares no one.
Not even upcoming Vice
Presidents: "Inside every Spiro
Agnew there's a Harold Stassen
trying to get out."
Etc.
Books
make
welcome
gifts!
And they needn't cost a
bundle, either!
Browse the old emporium,
for gifts of great reading
matter for anyone on
your list; great gifts from
a dollar or so on up!
The Intimate
Bookshop
Chapel Hill
Open Nightly 'til 10
sight of Sinatra as a famous
star. He may play Tony Home,
or The Detective, but to the
audience, he's still the actor
Frank Sinatra.
"Lady in Cement." his
latest opus, turns out to be one
vehicle that gives out of gas
before it ever starts rolling.
Tony Home surfaces after a
skindiving expedition, where
he found a nude blonde
imbedded in cement on the
ocean floor. His remark to
cohort: "That's one blonde
that didn't have more fun."
Lady's screenplay is
embarrassing. Full of puns that
never materialize, "in" jokes
that miserably fall flat and
incredibly egotistic
performance by all three
principals, the film's attempts
at humor are painful, evoking
groans of disbelief from its
audience.
Sinatra is "cool," and only
viewers who like to scream at
the screen, "Man. that's cool!"
will find any comic relief in
such a bore.
Detective mentions an
underworlding named Munger.
Detective: "You know Mr.
Munger?" Tony Rome: "Like I
know Bonnie and Clyde."
Like its celluloid parent
"Tony Rome," this movie
make side excursions into
every seamy facet of night life
in Miami. The former picture
included a little Lesbian
vignette, simply, it seems, for
the sake of Lesbianism.
After all, homosexuality is
in style and "Lady in Cement"
RAQUEL WELCH
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Graduate
Now Available
Seniors wanting to enter
graduate school and unsure of
where to go may find the
answer in the ten volume
1968-69 edition of "Peterson's
Guides to Graduate Study,"
now available for student use
in the Occupational
Information Library, 015
PeabodyHall.
Containing information on
over 13,000 graduate
programs, the Guides list
virtually ever graduate program
in the more than 50 fields of
study. Each volume is
subdivided into particular areas
of study, including programs
leading to both master's and
doctoral degrees.
In addition, the Guides
contain full-page descriptions
on over 1,000 voluntarily
participating programs. Each
volume also provides further
reference material, including
the various official accrediting
agencies and professional
organizations.
The Guides cover graduate
programs in the Arts and
Sciences, Biological Sciences,
Business. Education.
TEN MORE SECONDS, AMP I
CAM CLOBBER SOMEBODY
makes the most of the voue.
Not only are we served healihv
portions of faggotry complete
with muscular bodyguards i and
scores of swishy jokes
(illustrated with Sinatra's cute
remarks and eyevvinking). but
there is an entire scene
concerning a fellow detective
who dresses up in drag as part
of his beat.
The reason for the scene?
Tony just wanted to ask his
fellow cop a question, but it
seems the director wanted to
dress up such a drab situation
with some seaminess.
Tony is asked if he
remembers seeing the husky
Homo play with the Green Bay
packers. Tony: "He was
penalized for illegal use of the
hands. In the huddle, yet!"
In addition to
homosexuality, what else is hot
and current in film circles? Oh.
yes. police brutality has been
talked about recently. Let's
include a few satiric remarks
about the cops.
Policeman is carried into
operating room, dressed with
oxygen mask and bleeding
profusely. Remark to Tony: "I
kept telling him I deplored
violence."
Sinatra's supporting cast
gives equally sad performances,
with a few exceptions. Lanie
Kazan is good, in a brief role as
the Cement Lady's roommate.
Richard Conte is believable as
Sinatra's cop superior. As for
the others?
Well, there's Raquel Welch,
whose most auspicious
performance to date consisted
of the leading role in "One
Teen-Agers Stay
With Guitars
CHICAGO (UPI) A life
long hobby often begins when
a teen-ager picks up his first
guitar. A survey taken by the
American Music Conference of
guitar playing by young people
across the country found that
96 per cent plan to continue
playing after they graduate
from high school.
The AMC survey also reveal
ed that young people today are
very serious about their guitar
playing. On the average, re
spondents practice nine hours
a week, with two-thirds taking
formal lessons. Also, of the
youths responding, 85 per cent
paid for part or all of their in
strument expenses.
Engineering, Communication,
Library and Information
Sciences, Nursing and Public
Health, Physical Sciences, and
Public Administration and
International Affairs.
Peter W. Hegner, former
director of Career Services at
Princeton University and
publisher of the annual Guides,
says, "These Guides should
provide an undergraduate with
basic, across-the-board
coverage of what's available in
his field what exists, what the
requirements are, and where
he's likely to be accepted."
FRANK SINATRA
"LADY III CEMENT"
RAHUEL WELCH
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her only dialogue came in
gruis.
Yi;h nostrils flaring like My
Friend Flicka. Miss Wr'ch
pants her way through the rich
girl's role with flat diction and
ob ious boredom.
Her dialogue runs along the
lines of "You know, we just
may be gtxxl for each other."
and her taste in men lie in
gangsters sons (although this is
a poorly - defined
relationship we aren't even
sure which man was supposed
to be jealous of her.)
Haquel at a Miami
horserace. With all the
excitement she can muster, she
jumps up and down softly
uttering "Move! Move! Move!
Move! Move! Move!
Dan Blocker left the
Ponderosa for this role as the
picture's heavy. Or did he?
There's the same brute force,
the same speech
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The avant-garde artist in
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