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Harrv Brvan. Editor
'.Vednr-yjay, Novernber 10, 1971
Have yon learned,
nothing, America?
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Harry Hr an. Edit(jr
Mike OriKl! Managing Ed.
Doug Hall News Editor
Lou Bond- sMjciate Ed.
Lana Starne .... Associate Ed.
Mark thicker Sports Ed.
Ken Rip!e .... Feature Editor
Jim la!or Night Editor
Bob Wilson Business Mgr.
Paddi Huches Adv. Mgr.
Lou Bonds
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I he selection of a chancellor is pretty
serious business lor any institution to
undertake. 1 mean there are so many
qualifications chancellor-picking people
must consider. Is the candidate educated
(a junior high school education is usually
the minimum requirement).' Do his
political ideologies suit the administration
(considering the candidate has ideology)?
Does he dress well? Is he photogenic?
Does he talk too much on television. Is he
much fun at socials? Oh. by the way ,
what are his attitudes toward students
and education'.'
Knowledgable of the fact Chancellor J.
C'arlyle Sitterson submitted his
resignation last fall and probably will
soon submit it again, I took the issue to
heart and set out to discover who the
Chancellor's Selection Committee will
come up with to replace him. The
committee is back at work after being
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you list-.-:; to -.or; r..at:o.:
fears that earthquake . ti-i :l-v. as -ar.'I
r-.iva of radi'o .to-: ! r.
:vz result from our p!a ' I !. :
tears did not ?..,::. : !r .'!. .
Arnario:. hut v. -re so i sir; or .-, .-:
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You say ou v. ill re tore la
land tfie v.ay it v. as. Ho v. do . o .
fill a i' an tic cavern her. eat h do
land'' Yoj rnov. hov, to .r.-atc
radioactivity, hut hov. do yo : t :k e
it away. Au'en.a ' Does it matt.-r v.
ou'.'
Were there other v, ao 1- ;
your knowleL'e of the atom .' ( o dd
sou have used it as fuel in p'a.c o!
uas. energy in place of e!etnots .
or. perhaps improving a o.iets
rather than destroying one '
Have ou learned any thine :ru:u
your sJer.c-c. America ' Or have s u .
learned nothme at a!! .'
nothin
He hcc:s
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win r.ct print is rroiriy rr.orc
fitting, i
He give the class a b:;vv.,::k
assignment to keep theni too busy
to complain.
He makes unimportant thing
important so he can talk about
them for 15 minutes until the bell
rings.
And all the time students sit
attentively - unless they've already
walked out cr fallen asleep - and
waste their time taking notes they'll
never need. If they'd stop taking
notes for just a second, they'd
probably realize that they're
wasting time even sitting in the
class in the first place.
If only the professor would stop
talking long enough to think about
what he's saying, he would perhaps
see the inanity of it all.
Maybe he would ask himself
whether classes are being held out
of habit or to provide a higher
education for students who are
paying more than S 2.000 a year for
the right to come to school at this
University.
When you esteemed gentlemen
of the faculty have nothing to say.
why don't you just let us go home
and co back to bed?
do wot iriiDlfp, fR
delayed by legislators who couldn't figure
out what to do with the University.
Fortunately, I was able to disguise
myself as a trustee member (it wasn't
easy to hide my enthusiasm and fein
apathy). Most trustees are politicians.
And most committee members are
aspiring politicians. Anyway I had the
opportunity to record some preliminary,
heated discussions of the committee in
their search for a new chancellor.
"Well, here we are again, gang.
Whooee! Them legislators had me scared.
Jeez. I thought the committee was going
to be disbanded for awhile. My whole
political career wiped out. So much for
that. I nominate Spiro Agnew for
chancellor. Everybody agreed? Great.
Let's go home."
"Hold on a minute," another
chancellor-picker said. "I don't thing
tv U o-Jv D'Ater
Outtion: M htzid that it h legal to
?3't ctrrtam drugs if you be 1 org to vor.t
thurth dtr.ominition. h this true
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Spiro will take the job until he finds out
if he's on Nixon's '72 ticket. Heck,
Women's Lib might start some trouble
and then, byjimmmy. the whole issue of
law and order will be up again. Besides,
there's lotsa good condidates right here at
this Great University ."
"Like who f instance?"
"What about Jim Cansler? Hell. Jimmy
has done a great job as associate dean of
student affairs. He knows how to keep
those commies in line. Remember that
visitation issue when the kids wanted to
live together? Well, he told them. Said
they wouldn't have to give up anything,
they just weren't going to get any more.
And by God. he meant it."
"Granted. James is a good man," said
a voice at the table's end. "But who
would we replace him with? There's not
another like him around. I personally
think of Joe Lagies over there in the
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Question: Aml Nitratf mat h.je
some potential for abuse or it -oin t
be a prrscription drug. But it dangtro-us
under the conditions it is u-e-d for other
than angina pectoris1 Hov, doe :t
intensify sexual pleasure"' L'rog-.ed
Dear lr. i.gr.e f : : - .
n::ri!e. This d:-g i ro.e :
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inhale the f-rr.e-s te. r-.
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The c'fe-fi of tho jiof- -, rir:. ;
:n j often prod-.e a re.:: .l Jr.-.-
Letters to the editor
Mismaimed concerts dull
"I ) the editor :
Mr. S.ott (1 l'y71 i refcrrei to us
the drunken couple down hy the stige
a ho hoord th: belated entrance of I - h
He v,.r, correct about the h'-o-r.g. t ut
entirely overplayed his hand -a hen he
referred to i as drunken only t.'--.oTT-d
with the mfunation of h ;-.!.- y 1 ! ar.
evening of in con vernen ae and hoa at the
mercy of an unorganized band of t.'raon
elites who could use a httle train in;' :n
management and a httle trior- envern f' :
the thousand', of their peers who : ;ffere i
through wand and ch.:! an j noise ur..
10:40 Saturday night- I can t as-.Oi.nt f'-r
the rest of the evening s.nse that was 'h.
time I u!l finally entered an f w- left '
hut the real surprises of the e .
were the thousands of r.aro..na O - ;.'''
who put up with the . : she s-' .s
without a whimper. I o the;'. e u;
get what you derr i.:. a. : g. t : t
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SvRlY w ARX ENTITLED
F "TO SoM Kf?Tih
SUCH... UrAYETiTV AWRKT
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(Hlh ;)!) (P,r1
business office is a good man. As a :ce
chancellor, he'd be a natural to take over
the chancellorship and students, too. lie's
great with the kids. Remember how he
took their student fees and put them a
trust account"1 Darn near slipped it by
them. He's a gcvd man for the job."
An objection came quickly : "No. not
Joe. He's too liberal. A liberal can't
handle the job. How about Dean
Cathey"
"Nope, no television chanma. No
radio voice. Gentlemen. 1 don't think we
should rule out non-L'r.iv ersitv
candidates. But rember. they have to
know how to deal with students."
"Julian AHsbrook."
"No, Giles Cogens."
"Don't forget Jee Helms, Great
television personality."
"Chub Sew ell. Jesse's buddy ."
"Both of them. A bwhance!lcrh:p."
too
fare. :-:T?avf-
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Question: My doctor gae me -;r;f
diet puis last tsr hich helped great!)
ith m weight problem Bat he ould
only gje me a short sugph because he
si id they could be habit-forming. hen I
topped taking the puis, my eight shot
up again. Do diet pills change your
metabolism'' re the harmful' Do
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B,.h and Jar.e Ma
Immediate ban
on automobiles
1 o the editor-
I'm writing about two matters of
-rgent and excruciating importance. One
a the number of automobiles in tha
v..! we ill 'flare. Two is the quality of
'he aarnah-m found in the stuJent
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!or the f.rst matter - it is patently
- 'a ;ne that there are just about
r.s . - d too many automobiles
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i r S'.o.a. a ; nsre.ess ia mages.
o ibs-l-:sl no yustification
.( ( . - . . - . the u si e c f
.-ac ;r.:-.: an automobile. The
- :v v-.ould omrlv state that in
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1rw Sit ftprsnn?
"Come off it. fellas. N one of tha-e
gays dresses worth a harg."
"There's always J:m Gardner. He
make a great hamburger And we all
know his views on students. epecu!!
b'ak Tudets
"Naw. anybody that loses to Scatt
ain't worth it. Besides I found a hair in
my trench tries yesterday."
"Hey. who was that guy at Kent State
a couple a years ago' Supr. he's
"Remember when Huey long
appc inted that stationary salesman a
chancellor of LSI' That wa the year
they bu.lt so many b-ild.-gs they
couldn't count them all. We!!. i ww
when reporters asked ham what o.-?c
particular building was. he thought
am mute or two and sjid I hat's our
aeronautics building, gentlemen' and dare.
A thev d.dn't make it o: that I ntd then
,nii-"r miiiitt -immsmamim'mmmKxm''mmmmmmmmm"mm"'n mU'-am
'doctor at tJ IsfsTrr prevr.v
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irtrt-a't TV-e arrphetie-e
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rat? ird h'xd prrv-e ;-et.--.at-:-
asr.i r.tased i;f-'-
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nii - "he p.rkirg problem is solves .
it .-.-r. plaints about transportati.-n
r i from class are rooted in ,
.ni-mmtal artenosclerotic lassitude so:
a. v.
dismissed as
S i i ,
As for the second matter The Ih;; .
la; Heel should become a wee'a
new-pap-er. It doesn't hae the talent '
produ.e consistently good journal on
every day. In fact, this letter is probacy
the only good thing in it today.
Thank you. I'm serious about boh
matter4.
Alan P. Wiener
1 1 C, Tow ne House Apo
Give employes
a little vacation
To the editor i
I just finished reading Charles
Hartmann's letter and I am glad to see
that he appreciates the SS (student
stores) and all that they do for him.
I'll bet that he would agree with me if
I said that we should show the SS hw
much v,e like them. I'll bet they get tire J
working all day the way they do at
helping students. I'll bet they would he
real glad if we gave them a rest. We could
give them a rest by not buying anything
there on a specific date; say on Monday.
November 15. If no one bought anything
there that day. then all the employees
and managers could get all rested up
In fact, maybe we could keep or. r.o
buying things there until they felt that
they had enough rest. Let's try it.
To show the student stores hov. -a
we like them, let's not buy thing- there
for a while and give them a rest, starting
on Monday, November 15.
Robert H-er
501 Northampton I'".--
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they didn't know that it wa.s ecir. :; ' -That's
the kind of quick thinking man -e
i Vi .
ell. the names kept coring and the
debate continued. Different reasons v.--e
given for least qualification and no,
qualification But there w a- a
requirement mtss-.ng to my m.r.d.
Something they just weren't getting
around to So using my d:sgu;e ts
greatest advantage, ! rambled myoue to
a sh drawl and said :
Sav. what about somebody the
students lAe. you know, someone they
respect And admire"
lc vo ces pound to a ha!:. Ncbody
va d arMh,-f 1 though maybe 1 had givtn
mwif aa and all eyes were cn me.
SomcKv'v bad to break the ice. Sen rone
r-f pot it IVe got it' COWBOY BOB