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Bruce Brooks
Piccol tragedy makes for unjaded sentiment
Tuesday. September 5, 1972
As a judgment on "Brian's Song" after
its spring telecast on ABC, sportscaster
Howard Cosell nasaled dramatically "I
wept unabashedly, unabashedly." Well,
this film deserves a good deal more than
tears, even Howard's unabashed ones, for
its excellence cannot be appreciated in
terms of sadness. It is sentimental
Cinema with a hard edge of skill and style
that makes it one of the least jerky of
tear-jerkers, avoiding as it does the
sob-oriented single-mindedness that is the
first step towards banality in so many
overdone melodramas.
"Brian's Song" is adapted from
professional football player Gale Sayers'
book MI Am Third", the true story of his
friendship with fellow-rookie Brian
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During one of those capricious game
shows a la "Truth or Consequences" a
decade ago as I recall, it came just after
Bill Cullen's "The Price is Right" -contestants
were enveloped in an
overgrown grocery sack and given one
minute flat to punch their way out of the
bag. Few succeeded. The problem and its
solution seemed so simple. But the odds
were continually against them.
Somehow the gods gave the odds to
simple Simon, alias Neil Simon,
Broadway's most successful current
playwright and Often called the laughing
doc of the entire nation. Most of his plays
have but one setting. His characters are
few and not complex. His domain is
merely the middle class. His allusions and
images stem from un-eclectic sources such
as television and old movies. But Simon, a
former writer for Sid Caesar, has been
around a good while. He likes to back
himself into as tight a corner as he can
and then like the Missouri Mauler, bound
off the ropes into the center of the ring.
He's determined to box himself out of
the big sack into the big time with
smooth, simon-pure humor. The result is
not art. It's kitsch to conceal kitsch.
Simon says laugh. That's the doc's
prescription and panacea for our ills.
Middle class America has responded by
becoming addicted to his plays ("Plaza
Suite" "Barefoot in the Park". "Last of
the Red Hot Lovers"). For those who
haven't made an appointment to see him
yet, the Village Dinner Theatre is
dispensing a new and good production of
Simon's most popular trifle, "The Odd
Couple." Here's a generous
get-acquainted offer.
"The Odd Couple," voted most
popular comedy by local patrons, returns
after a three year absence. It is, to say the
least, dinner theatre caviar. The
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Piccolo beginning in 1965. The
relationship lasts less than two years, for
Piccolo died of cancer in 1967. The
movie is split along the lines of the two
extremes of emotional tone that are
natural to these situations: the rollicking
good-times of easy-going intimacy, and
the sickly pallor of personal tragedy.
Though the split makes for a slightly
fractured effect relative to the tragedy, it
allows the early half of the movie to
survive in all its happy brilliance, as free
as possible from the necessary heaviness
of the decline toward Brian's death.
The presentation of the friendship is
one of the most unashamedly warm bits
of screen camaraderie I have seen since
"Jules and Jim," comparable to
familiar as can be Felix the neatnik and
Oscar the slob. The situation is stock -Felix
separates from his wife and
spouse-less Oscar welcomes him in as a
roommate, that is, until Felix turns their
relationship into a chain-linked marriage
itself. (Felix sports a fetish for thrift,
sanitation and efficiency. Sportswriter
Oscar is a good-time Charlie. "Getting a
clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea
of whoopee," he tells Felix who sees TV
as economy entertainment.) But it's a
perpetual "laugh-riot," instigated by
masses of one-liners each and every one
tuned to fit the moment.
I'm told that "The Odd Couple" is the
subject of at least two Ph.D. dissertations.
Whatever else the grad students wring
from the script, they should certainly
tabulate Simon's debt to TV and movies.
Oscar says he can't stand being "cooped
up with Mary Poppins 24 hours a day."
The card-dolphins who gather for Oscar's
Friday night poker game describe Felix as
a fellow who "wears a seatbelt at the
drive-in movie." And Bill Hartigan, owner
of the Village Theatre, keeps a running
tally of Simon's references to 'The
Wizard of Oz."
W.C. Fields must have been on
Simon's mind when he composed the
scene with the "coo-coo" Pigeon Sisters.
Oscar, feeling himself , the last of the red
hot lovers, engages these frizzy haired
flibbertigibbets for an embarrassing
dinner date. "I'll have a double drambuie
over crushed ice," says Gwendolyn with a
knowing wink to Oscar. "That is, unless
you don't have the crushed ice," she adds
giggling. Raising his eyebrows and
swaggering slightly, Oscar replies, "I've
been up all night with the
sledgehammer."
There's more. Felix happens to write
the news for CBS. One of the
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"Borsalino" in many ways. The acting
was largely responsible for the natural
effects of the witnessed affection: Billy
Dee Williams as Gale Sayers and
especially James Caan as Brian Piccolo
were superb. Another factor in the
success of this aspect is that director Buzz
Kulick resisted the Great American
Football Ethic and treated the sport
simply as another piece of life rather than
The Game of Life. The result is the
characterization of two men who happen
to be football players, instead of two
football players who are ex officio super
men. There are blessedly few spectres of
Knute Rockne or Ronald Reagan hanging
around banging lockers or waving
star-spangled jockstraps, but on the other
bird-brained sophisticates asks, to crack
the conversation ice, "Where do you get
your ideas from?" And there's yet
another TV allusion when Gwendolyn
can't remember Felix's name - Cecily
purrs, "Felix like-the-cat."
Director Michael Davidson's cast is
credible and creditable. On opening night
the initial act trembled a bit from shaky
linesl But the cast rescued the rest. They
play Simon straight.
If Jack Darcy doesn't steal the show as
meticulous Felix, he at least takes out a
long term loan. Felix's most embarrassing
moment is Darcy's most effective. When
Felix would best be at a loss for words
with the Pigeon Sisters, he forthrightly
delivers a flaccid 'They say it might rain
on Friday," a line which lies dead in the
water and anchors the evening date in a
swamp of discomfort. Sloppy Oscar is
Tony Preston, looking a bit young for the
part but still quite convincing. Both leads
should deliver lines with more
decisiveness.
The Pigeon Sisters (Bruella
Brunsworthy and Maxine Bernstein) ooze
and slither and tee-hee through their
cliche roles. A tad British, they delight
and tickle our fancies.
These odd couples receive support
from the crew of poker players (Bernard
Tato, Arthur Taxier, David Freeman),
whose ensemble, timing will soon even
out.
In screwball comedy people and things
fly madly. In the curious genre of Neil
Simon's oddball comedy the people stand
still and the lines dart about. 'The Odd
Couple" is close to Simon's best.
An auspicious start for the dinner,
theatre's fall season. They'll follow this
act with "Fiddler on the Roof" Oct. 3, a
"Cactus Flower," and another Neil Simon
script "Come Blow Your Horn" will
round out the year.
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hand the natural athletic personality of
the men is not hidden behind a facade of
liberal in telle ctualism.
The most important reason that the
depiction of the friends succeeds is the
sense of clipped sentimentality and dry
affection perceptively effected by the
script and the editing. The script is always
one step ahead of the coldest of viewers:
when Sayers, in close-up, delivers an
undeniably sincere expression of
affection and loyalty, Piccolo mutters
"Yeh" and turns to something practical,
without frigidity but with an arid
acceptance that nips in the bud our
unconscious twitch of discomfort at the
necessary sentimental words. In the same
way, the editing is done with a brilliant
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ancient oak tree nestles into the angle of the new Hamilton
Hall, and thanks to some enlightened souls on Jfie staff, of .the
University Physical Plant was not swept ; away during
construction. Although several pipelines and cables had to be
installed through the tree's root system, an ingenious
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cuts are such that the shots are. always
crisp and sharp together, avoiding any
extended visual mushiness.
The transition between this clipped
style and the heaviness of the death
contemplation is all the more difficult
because the early style was not
compromised by loaded foreshadowing of
the latter. This is unfortunate for the
tragic depth of the second half, for it is
hard for the viewer to catch up to the
sadness until well into the dying. The
effect is not helped any by a poorly-cast,
poorly-directed, and inanely-acted
bubblehead of a beauty-full wife for
Brian, played by the sweet Shelley
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and moving death-scene by Caan and
Williams by throwing herself stiffly upon
her wretched husband and spurting I
love you, Brian" through her lipstick as if
she were begging for minks from a
Sugar-Daddy. But, her part is graciously
small, and by the end of the film the
strength of the friendship's tone carries us
well through the weakened emotional
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The movie, finally, should not be
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