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D:nj Eller did not become a campus cop
ticauis of a long-held desire to be a law
e-fcrctr. She just nsedsd a job and the
University Security Services had an opening.
Now the only female campus policeman
oys she enjoys her work so much that the
money is not important.
With a bade pinned to her white knit shirt
.d a pistol at the side of her dark slacks,
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Chsz Joey: The World of Joa Flaherty,
try Jc2 FSshsrty, Cowtrd, r.'.cCann, St
Gschsgsn Ins., $7.C5.
Joe Flaherty Fiery, funny, fabulous,
formidable. The adjectives could go on
forever. A so-called new journalist, Flaherty
writes with a flair that should be the envy of
every journalist, old or new. Here, in Chez
Joey, are 50 pieces of Flaherty's writing
which are a truly a delightful reading
experience.
What lies behind Flaherty's unforgettable
style is his ability to see right through to the
heart of the matter. He has a critical eye that
throws aside the veil of prejudice and
external appearances, enabling him to reveal
the real thing, be if an event, a place or a
personality.
But more important than Flaherty's
insight is his refreshing way of taking things
FOR SALE
Whit 72 24CZ four air. Call 929-7602 after 6 p.m. Best
offer.
Microscope for sale. Dental School approved, oil emersion,
two eye pieces, monocular. Asking $150.00. 942-7453.
Leaving for Europe Need money, will sacrifice new Infinity
1C01s tor $190. Cost $290. Call 933-7155 then come and.
listen.
RCA COMPONENT STEREO: Turntable, AM-FM, 7" cabinet
speakers. Paid $325, now $135. STAINLESS STEEL double
reel development tank, $10. 25 seven Inch reel tapes $1-3
each. 929-8582, 929-4017.
FOR SALE: GE model 850 washing machine. Two-speed with
mini-wash. 14 pound capacity. White. Great shape. $100. Call
Tom, 929-9037 Peace
FOR SALE girl's 5-speed bike, 2 years old, needs work. Call
Cathy at 933-1423.
Porsche 356-C 1964 Cabriolet, removable hardtop, European
version, trans., engine strong, chrome wheels, AMFM,
reclining bckts., needs some work, see Fish, 1814 W.
Granviiie, $1,075. Offers? -
64 Chevy Impala SS "Clean" has PS, PB, PW, factory air
conditioning, posi-traclion, high performance engine, runs
great and gets 16 mpg. 688-7906.
STEREOS: GET THE MOST FOR YOUR MONEY FINEST
EQUIPMENT LOWEST PRICES; FULL WARRANTIES;
CALL ANN SHACHTMAN, 942-7172; VISIT, 1510
CUMBERLAND ROAD. YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!
FOR RENT
DEACH LOVERS: Ocean
Front Cottages for rent spring .
parties or summer vacations.
Call 720-5884, or P.O. Box
159, Atlantic Beach. Outer
Banks Realty.
2 Bedroom furnished apartment to sublet July 1-August 15. "
Ten minute walk to campus. Total Rent for 6 weeks $187.50
pius utilities. Call 942-4425. Keep trying.
Female roommate needed to share townhouse. Vh miles
from campus. Available by June 1. $92.50month plus
utilities. 829-3197.
Two roommate needed to share apartment next year (fall
and spring semester). Call Tommy Clayton 942-4070.
TWO EEOROOM Brick House Available July 1-Aug. 20.
Partially furnished. Approximately $150 per month
negotiable. Basnight Lane. 4 blocks off campus. Tom 933-
4S34 or John 933-2941.
Roommate wanted for summer. Malt or female. Carrhoro
Apt. upperclassmen or grad. preferred. Own bedroom. Call
Ed. 942-4433.
Wanted: Graduate student to share apartment for both
summer sessions. $62.50 per month plus 12 utilities. Close
to campus, own room, air conditioned. Call 929-9741.
Roommate wanted, next year, who will mostly be living with
boyfriend, and needs a cover. Small amount of rent will be
asked. Call 942-4740.
House to Sublet for Summer. 1.5 miles from campus. Three
bedrooms partly furnished. Rent la negotiable. Has nice
porch and much spacel Call 9S7-1250.
Navd a place lor the summer? 3 bedroom, furnished
apartment available In Carrboro. Call 957-7305.
Elegant, Spacious Apt, Summer Sublet, 1 Bedroom, Fully
Fumiohed, In private home. $135-$165 month, Incl. utilities.
Gay only. S29-3123.
Roommate wanted. Apt. 1 mile from campus; own bvdroom,
available May 1, rent $54month plus utilities. Call Greg or
Dave 823-5279.
Apartment for Rent May 1 5-Aug. 15. Oak Terrace, Hwy $8, 1 0
sr. in. walk from campus. 2 bedroom. $145 monthly. Call 933-
7734.
Roommate wanted. Must be semi-llterate and liberal. Can
have apartment In Sept. when I depart for Nepal. $75mof)th
pius 7 utilities. Estes Park. Call 942-'W.
APARTMENT AVAILABLE for FALL 'os to Campus 2
bedroom unfurnished AC Pets at. wd $153 plus
utilities. Also female roommates needed for summer
furnished. Call 842-6279.
FC1 r "KT. Two bedroom, furnished, 10 48' mobile homa,
12 minutes from campus, partially wooded lot, air
conditioned, television, price negotiable. Available May 10
Awauat 24. f 29-31 S3.
Keed 3 to 5 clean responsible roommates from May 15-Aug.
1 5 In 4 bedroom haute near Botanical Cardans. Desperate
ft-6- riti is share large 2 bedroom apt Juna 1-lata
Aua. $7Smo., furnished, AC, walk to campus, quiet
weoi-jy location. Call S33-1128 ( a.m.-S p.m.) for Luclnda
Female grad students need roommate for first andor second
ummcr session. Own room In apt 3 blocks from campus.
tl 3 ftr ma. 842-5314.
wsntad to share larja house with five acres on lake
C!-ar' Hill and Durham. Close In to campus. Call
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Eller talked easily about her job.
"The best part is meeting a lot of people,
both students and University personnel," she
said.
The hardest part of the job, she said, is
gaining the respect of the students, both male
and female. "People just aren't used to
having a woman law enforcer," she
explained.
Eller, a 21-year-old native of China Grove
and a graduate of Gardner Webb College,
was not satisifed working at a local
with a grain of salt. Nothing is beyond his
gleeful hunor. Flaherty can laugh at just
about anything simply because laughter is
more meaningful to him than tears. He can
laugh at himself and in turn make us laugh at
ourselves and situations that we would
normally take too seriously or turn our
backs on. Really, anyone who can make us
laugh with Howard Cosell has to have a
special talent.
Flaherty exhibits a perceptive wit. Bobby
Riggs, he writes is "a 55-year-old half-blind
tennis player who looks like a cross
between Phil Silvers and a penguin ... the
man hits the ball with the ferocity of a
sorority sister in a dorm pillow fight and
walks as if he were a perpetual shill for Dr.
Scholl's foot pads."
He describes Nixon as "a man who dresses
his Marine Honor Guard like a Prussian
contingent of the Gay Liberation Front, the
daddy of Julie, the father-in-law of David,
the overseer of a romance so publicly icky it
should have been packaged at Schrafft's."
Apartment to sublet $160 a month. Two bedrooms, kitchen,
living room, air conditioning, pool. Will leave furniture May to
late AugusL Kingwood Apartments call 929-8943.
Available now 2 bedroom ac mobile borne $90.00 per month
also May 15 2&3 bedroom ac mobile homes $90.00 up.
Telephone 929-2854.
WANTED
Meed someone to play organ
music at a wedding on May 11.
If you have one and can play
can uave jj-dzo or . i may
933-6143.
Ride Wanted: To Arizona (Phoenix or Tucson area), can help
with drivinggas. Mike: 8-5, 956-1411, exL 291. Eve. 929
7705. Still need a summer job. Students furnishing part of their
expenses preferable. Full summer's employment In
California Wednesday 3 and 7. South Lounge Meeting Room.
Need 2 $6.00 tickets for John Denver concert In Raleigh.
Please call: Henry or Saundi 929-8652.
HEADING FOR THE ROCKIES? Need ride to DENVER after
May 2 or so. Share gas and driving. Don 942-5320.
Students wishing to work at the Student Stores next school
year ahould apply before May 8 for Interviews.
2 male students to do light work aa waiters at private party.
Good pay. Come In person. Hair Limited, 405 W. Franklin St
Wanted: Student with transportation to care for 5 year old
Mon., Tues., Thurs. afternoons fall aemester. 929-3422.
Burger King Is now taking applications for part time help,
lunch and aupper. Must be neat, dependable and honest.
Apply in person, 140 Elliott Rd.
Working girl wanta to share apartment with working girl or
grad student Need reasonably priced place Immediately for
this summer and next year, near town. Call 967-5231 after
5:00.
Needed Immediately:
Waitress and Kitchen Help
Top Pay Apply in Person
Honey's Restaurant Glen
Lennox Shopping Center.
EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY FOR SUMMER
EMPLOYMENT as male college counselors to Instruct In
tennis, scuba diving, water skiing, sailing, etc. at The Summit
Camp for Boys, and female college counselors to Instruct In
tennis, canoeing, archery, etc. at The Summit Camp for Quia.
Write for catalog and application, Box 100, Cedar Mountain,
N.C. 28718, or call Ben Cart, Director (704) 885-2938 in the
eveninga. Positions will be filled within tha next 2 weeks.
MISCELLANEOUS
Cathy, I hope that this birthday will mark the beginning of a
very happy year. Happy Birthday, Sweet 191 Love, Tllley.
Secret Admirer Let me know who you are or stop aendlng
letters pleas.
LOST FOUR MONTH OLD, lovable, black white brown
puppy. Part Beegle, part hound. University Mall area. Brown
collar, answers to Earl (sometimes). Call 929-6395, reward.
TWO YEARS REMAINING AT UNC? APPLICATIONS NOW
BEING TAKEN FOR THE TWO YEAR NAVAL ROTC
PROGRAM. BE SOMETHING SPECIAL GO NAVY.
CONTACT LT OLSHINSKI, NAVAL ARMORY, UNC, 933
1198. HOUSE NEED PAINTING? Excellent work, reasonable rates.
Call 929-9847 after five for estimate.
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SUITE 45, HONOLULU, HAWAII. 96815. ,
"DO LESS AND ACCOMPLISH MORE" during exama. Com
to Introductory lecture on Transcendental Meditation tonight
at 7:30 p.m., rm. 217, Student Union.
EUROPE ISRAEL AFRICA. Travel discounts year-round.
Student Air Travel Agency, Inc. 201 Allen Road, Suit 410,
Atlanta OA. 30328 (4C4) 258-4258.
For fast profeaelonel service on quality hl-fl stereo
component call John Florence at 929-2841 Monday
Saturday, 9:00-8:00.
THE CAVE
Cold Beer at Reasonable Prices, Pinball, Air Hockey,
Foosbell, Color T.V., Two REAL Dart Boards, Lots of Old
Gold on the Jukebox. Mike Cross Plays Every Friday. What
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Total cost. Including all meals, hotels, and jet transportation
from Grsentboro: tSSS, Only limited number of
applications can be accepted. Act soon, tee Dr. Gerald Unka
In 201 Peabody Hall for further Information.
Grad 8tudnta Teaching your ewn course Shouldn't w
hav th earn parking privileged aa regular faculty? If you ,
think, so, com by 294 Hamilton to sign petition to traffic
office.
Tuesday May 7, elect Norm Oustavason your Orang County
Commissioner. Aa director of th UNC YMCA, Norm can
work with people.
ABSENTEE BALLOTS NOTARIZED FREE, Student
Government office, Suite C, Student Union. Monday to
Friday, 3 p.m. to S p.m., Tuesday to Thursday 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.
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restaurant, so earlier this year she went to the
UNC personnel office to look for a job.
The police job was one of the few
openings 1 qualified for, she said. "But I
didn't think I'd get the job, because I'm a
woman."
In early March, Eller was hired by the
campus police, and three days later she"
began attending police rookie school at
Duke.
Most of the men on the force welcome her,
she said. "Of course there is some resentment
Even William Buckley can't escape
Flaherty's scrutiny. "In the subterranean
level of our soul William Buckley is of that
class of men who smell like aged leather, who
kick dogs and debauch the upstairs maid. He
is indeed our last rake."
One of Flaherty's most humorous
accounts is his impressions of the first bar
mitzvah he attended. "The tissue paper
separating the various parts of the
announcement alone could have been used
as a dropcloth for the painting of the Sistine
Chapel ... A buffet was laid out on a
circular table approximately the
circumference of the Astrodome roof. 1
could have used the help of Supp-Hose just
to walk around it."
This is not to say that Flaherty is set on
making mincemeat out of the world around
him. If anything, he waves a verbal banner
for truth that everyone can appreciate. He
stands in bright contrast to the writers who
heap verbal abuse on defenseless victims or
who attempt to propagandize with
saccharine platitudes.
"Who owns America?" Flaherty asks.
While he cannot answer this question in
Chez Joey Flaherty brings his reader closer
to the guts of America and its people.
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that a woman is doing a man's job."
Eller shares the locker room in which the
policemen keep their equipment and where
they sit and talk before going on duty.
"The men seem to accept me," she said,
"but sometimes they'll start to say
something, and then stop when they
remember I'm there."
Eller said she was nervous the first time
she handled a pistol. Now she carries one
whenever on duty. "I just hope I never have
to use it," she said.
Eller has been working at UNC three
weeks, either walking or driving around the
campus.
Last Friday afternoon, Eller witnessed
one of her most unusual experiences. Two
men driving around Cobb Dorm were
squirting people from their car with fire
extinguishers.
She wrote down the license number and
later helped trap the men in the Union
parking lot.
One of the less humorous functions of her
job is to handle the questioning of female
assault victims, Eller said. Fortunately, no
such case has yet arisen.
Eller came to Chapel Hill last fall to work
for a masters degree in physical education.
Now, she says, she is considering entering the
police science curriculum.
For Eller, working as a female cop may
become more than a temporary job
"The Sting." Carolina Theatre. 1:50, 4:10,
6:30 & 8:50. $2. Late show: Friday, Saturday
and Sunday, "Fantastic Planet."
"Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie."
Varsity Theatre. Winner of the Academy
Award for Best Foreign Film of 1973. 1:20,
3:15, 5:10, 7:05 & 9. $2. Ends today.
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2:45, 5, 7:15 & 9:30. $2. Ends Thursday.
"Lovin' Molly." Plaza II. Sidney Lumet's
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Ends Thursday.
"Take the Money and Run." Plaza III.
Woody Allen's first film is a brilliant take-off
on documentaries, among other things, and
very, very funny. 3, 5, 7 & 9. $2. Ends
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"Mexico: The Frozen Revolution." Tonight
at 8 in Dey Hall Faculty Lounge. Admission
free.
Theatre
Auditions for the Carolina Playmakers
opening fall production, "Hair," will be held
Wednesday at 7 and Thursday at 4 in Graham
1:20-3:15
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dancers and musicians are needed for this
production. "Hair" will run Wednesday, Sept.
25 through Saturday, Sept. 28 in the Forest
Theatre.
"Stop the World I Want To Get Off." By
Anthony Newley. Directed by Michael Kerley.
Presented by the Laboratory Theatre and the
Union Drama Committee. Wednesday thru
Saturday at 8:30 in Gerrard Hall. Tickets, $1,
available at Union Desk.
The University Dance Theatre presents a
program of modern and classical dance at 8
p.m. Wednesday in the Great Hall. Admission
is free.
"A Taste of Honey," by Shelagh Delaney,
will be performed by the N.C. Central
University Drama Department Wednesday
through Friday at 8:15 In the school's B.N.
Duke Auditorium. Tickets are $1 in advance
and $1.25 at the door. Shawn Smith directs.
For more information call 682-2171, ext. 242
in Durham.
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