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87 The Daily Tar Heel Wednesday, December 8, 1976 ifts for the pervert in the fa mily by Lawrence Toppman Staff Writer Any normal human being can be appeased with a tie or a fountain pen at Christmas. Maybe Mom would like another potholder. What the hell, she was satisfied with the first 10. But what about the bizarre, twisted, diseased, insane people on your gift list? What about your little brother, you tried to make arsenic sulfide and feed it to Dad when you gave him that chemistry set on his birthday? What about Grandma, who loved the sewing set you gave her and used it till all the thread was gone, then attacked the mailman with the scissors? Folks who dwell on the fringes of De Sade-ism often lose out at gift-giving time because nobody remembers them in that special way. Now Bunco Products has come up with a roster of presents designed to please even the most discriminating madman. No longer will crazy Uncle Frank have to be contented with trying to hang himself in that tiny ascot he got last C Be the OLD-BOOK-SANTA in your house this year! Southern Fiction North Carolina Books First Editions Old leather Bindings Old Maps Just Arrived! A new batch of Hand Tinted Flower prints, with botanical descriptions Most are dated, 1790-1815. COME SEE! Tho Old Doc!i Oorccr 137 A EAST ROSEMARY STREET OPPOSITE NCNB PLAZA CHAPEL HILL, N. C 27514 mill iul i jiii l . ii 1 1 .1 uiumw .niiniiiiui.L.m . i I. n . n i I n, i.i.ii . . n u .11 . n ' 1 11m 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 11 mmm SOUHDKnLO SQUHDHnUS SQUnDHnXJS SQUnOKnUS Did you know that 90 of tho noise ihaf plaguas your records, tapes, end FAA can easily ba removed? Tho Phase Linear 1000 does exactly that. Tape hiss and other background noise become a thing of the past with a Phase Linear 1000. 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