Weak schedule weak ranking By KURT ROSENBERG This Saturday, a few minutes before 1 p.m., the Univer sity of North Carolina football team will come out of Kenan Fieldhouse, sprint across the field and take its place along the sideline as the Marching Tar Heels (the Band of Champions), cheerleaders and 50,000 fans go berserk. Across the field will be standing Rex Dockery and his Memphis State Tigers, a team that has won four of its last 33 games. Saturday will make four of 34. And the Kenan Stadium crowd will roar and get drunk and love every min ute of it. And next week it will be the same thing all over again, and the week after that, too. On Sept. 17, UNC hosts Miami of Ohio, the team the Tar Heels beat 49-7 two years ago, the same team that crushed powers like Northwestern, Eastern Michigan and Kent State in 1982. After that farce comes William & Mary, which gave up 332 points last sea son and hasn't beaten North Carolina in 1 1 tries. Make it 12. North Carolina will complete its non-conference schedule with a perfect record of 4-0 and outside of the state of North Carolina no one" will care. No one in Lincoln, Neb. will care because the Cornhuskers have already destroyed Penn State and have teams like UCLA and Oklahoma to contend with. In Austin, Tex., nobody will care, either; on the Longhonis schedule are Auburn, Oklahoma, Arkansas and Southern Methodist. Nor will they care in Notre Dame, Ind., because the Fighting Irish have to play Miami (Fla.), Southern Cal ifornia, Pittsburgh and Penn State. You might ask the question, "Who cares that nobody cares?" In Nebraska and Texas and Indiana, it may not be important what people think of the North Carolina Tar Heels or the kind of schedule they play. But things like that matter also to the writers across the country who select weekly for the Associated Press the nation's top 20 teams and to the coaches who do the same for United Press Inter national. And that is important. The writers and coaches will see UNC's 4-0 record, which should change to 5-0, 6-0, then 7-0 after games against Georgia Tech, Wake Forest and N.C. State... and they won't care either. Maybe they'll start to care a little bit more if the Tar Heels are able to beat Maryland and Clem son, the only games they should have difficulty winning, in the eight and ninth weeks of the season. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. To determine who was responsible for the creation of this year's schedule, it's necessary to go back in time to the year that William Fuller was a first or second-grader. The blame generally goes to Bill Dooley, the North Carolina coach from 1967-77. Dooley, who has probably been pestered about the issue countless times, gets angry when he's asked about it and says he had nothing to do with it. "I did not have any input in scheduling at the University of North Carolina," he says bluntly. More likely, it was a group of athletic directors CP. Erickson, Walter Rabb and Homer Rice who were primarily responsible for making the 1983 schedule, as well as the schedules for the past few years and the next few years. But looking for a scapegoat serves no purpose, and even less of one when the scapegoat isn't around anymore. North Carolina will play Memphis State and Miami of Ohio and William & Mary and nothing can be done about it. And the criticism will continue and it will bother Dick Crum and his players. "The thing is, a lot of people are criticizing things they really don't know anything about. They just talk from the outside," strong safety Willie Harris says. "I just get tired of hearing it." When this schedule was put together, it probably didn't look anywhere near as bad as it does now. UNC had some mediocre seasons in the late 1960's and early 70's; no one had even heard of Dick Crum then and there was no way of knowing what kinds of teams North Carolina would be put ting on the field in the 80's. Just like athletic director John Swofford has no idea how good the Tar Heels will be in 1999. But he's already working on the schedule for that year. "It's kind of foolish," Nebraska athletic director Bob Devaney says. "Your team might change in stature a whole lot if your schedule is made too far in advance. You might be playing teams that are weaker than you thought they'd be, or you might be playing teams that have become too tough for you to beat." Seemingly, the entire concept of long range scheduling makes no sense. But it makes money, and making money is generally a helluva lot more important than making sense. The formula is simple: the bigger the game, the larger the crowd; the larger the crowd, the more money goes to each school. It is important to play strong teams for the sake of prestige and for the sake of the rankings, but money is at least as important it keeps the school's football program going. Hence, the constant race for the best possible sched ules for as many years as possible. "When we go in to play Oklahoma, we're playing to a sellout house," Southern California athletic director Dr. Richard Perry says. "We're going to bring home a $450,000 check." And even more if the game is televised. Next season, North Carolina's non-conference schedule consists of Navy, Boston College, Kansas and again, Mem phis State. Not that much tougher than this year. Florida State will play UNC in 1985 and '86, Oklahoma and Au burn in '87 and '88, Pittsburgh in '91 and '92. It's a long time to wait. Advocating shorter term sched uling is the obvious thing to do, but it's probably a waste of time. How to make the most money dictates policy, and just as the UNC schedule can't be changed, it isn't likely that the policy by which it was made can be changed, either. So North Carolina's football team will suffer from a lack of respect. Unless, of course the Tar Heels go undefeated, which is unlikely. Says Perry: "If your schedule reflects teams not in the top 20 and you end up losing one or two ball games, the pollsters would be hard-pressed to take you very seriously." The Memphis State Tigers will leave Chapel Hill late Saturday afternoon, and will prepare for the rest of the season, which includes games against Virginia Tech, Ala bama, Southern Mississippi and Vanderbilt. Before Dick Crum and Rex Dockery shake hands and wish each other luck, they might be wise to trade their 1983 schedules. Kurt Rosenberg, a junior journalism and sociology ma jor from Stony Brook, N. Y., is an assistant sports editor of The Daily Tar Heel. Jill 1T n r t n If I jf I w V UO 1UQ0S it umw id w 5li mr MnEEEnr toujus. imiiroiiDS ait dDnng ibmhakts O Featuring our Famous Baby Back Barbeque Pork Ribs O Everything from Prime Rib to Quiche O Late Night Appetizers from 11:00 p.m. to 2:00 am. 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