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Thursday, April 26, 1984The Daily Tar Heel3A
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NO ENTRY FEE ROAD RACE??? And free community
donated prizes??? That's right. Student Health Service's
, Health Education New Well is sponsoring a 2 mile
walkruncrawljog Saturday, April 28, beginning at
Carmichael Field at 2:00 p.m. Join the fun by partici
pating in "My Heart's On Target". Walkers and runners
of all speeds are welcome.
LEAVING BEFORE THE PRIMARY? Vote one-stop
absentee ballot at Chapel Hill Municipal Bldg. before
you leave. Be sure to vote for DON WILLHOiT for
CELLAR DOOR NEEDS POETRY, pros and graphic
staff members. Sign-tip sheet U at tha Union Desk.
Submission guidelines also available at tha Union
HE'S NOT HERE SAT. nigta 9:30. Hear Shady
': Grove nnder the stars with your favorite
- beverage. Also stop by Sunday during or after
lost & found
A WATCH WAS FOUND in the S-5 narking lot April 20.
Call 942-1282 after 5.
LOST: BLACKGRAY STRIPED tabby cat. Female, white
flea collar, declawed front paws. Near Fidelity Court Apts.,
(Carrboro), 421. 942-1166 eve.. 966-5535 day.
FILTER CASE WITH 3 filters on the Quad near the
planetarium. Call Ken 942-2001 mornings.
LOST: ROSSIGNOL F300 TENNIS racket on Cobb
Tennis Courts. Please call 933-1627 or 933-1612.
FOUND: A COAT AT Cobb basketball court. Call 933-6128
18-30 YEAR OLD white males with respiratory colds and flu
are needed for paid research study at the US Environmental
Protection Agency, Chapel Hill. Subjects must be in good
general health. Smokers and non-smokers needed. Please
call Dr. Robert Chapman or Dr. Robyn Tepper at 541-3804
(days); 942-3912 (nights). Please tell your friends.
BLACK MALES & BLACK FEMALES $45 will
i be paid to healthy non-smokers 18-35, who
complete an EPA breathing study on the UNC
campns. For more info please call 966-1253,
Monday-Friday 8 am-5 pm.
CAMP COUNSELORS-OUTSTANDING SUM and Trim
Down Camps: Tennis, Dance, SlimnastJcs, WSI, Athletics,
Nutrition Dietetics. 20 . Separate girls' and boys' camps. 7
weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on COLLEGE CAMPUSES at
Mass., Penn., No. Carolina, Calif. Send resume: Michele
Friedman, Director, 947 Hewlett Dr., No. Woodmere, N.Y.
$5 HOUR WILL BE paid to healthy non-smoking white
males, age 18-35, who participate in an EPA breathing study
on the UNC campus. Time commitment includes 5Vt hrs. on
2 consecutive days, call 966-1253, M-F, 8 am-5 pm.
ASTHMA SUFFERERS EARN $75 in an EPA breathing
study on the UNC campus. To qualify you must be a white
non-smoking male, age 18-35 with currently active Asthma.
For more information call 966-1253, Mo'n.-Fri., 8-5 pm.
Attention male undergraduates: summer jobs
available: Camp Counselor in a Southeastern Coed Resident
Camp. Job includes responsibilities as a cabin counselor and
activity instructor. Activities offered: waterskiing, tennis, sail
ing, gymnastics, aquatics, horseback riding, canoeing and
many others. For more information contact: Director, Camp
Thunderbird, Rt. 7. Box 50, Clover, SC 29710 (803)
IMMEDIATE OPENINGS. PIZZA HUT on 110 W.
Franklin Street has immediate openings both day and
night shift, full and part-time, for cooks, waitresses or
waiters. Must be available through the summer. Apply
in person at 110 W. Franklin St. No phone calls please.
Available in the following counties: Alamance, Cumber
land, Davidson, Davie, Durham, Edgecombe, Forsyth,
Franklin, Granville, Guilford, Harnett, Hoke, Johnston,
Moore, Orange, Randolph, Rockingham, Sampson,
Stokes, Surry, Wake, Yadkin, Richmond, VA. Part and
full time available if qualified. "EARN" S7.25per hour.
Call for interview: Greensboro 274-6763 from 1 to 4
pm. Winston-Salem 748-8751 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Raleigh 832-7423 from 10 a.m.to 1 pm.
APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEPTED for child care
worker in emergency shelter for youth. 2-3 day live-in shifts.
Salary 10K. Bachelor's degree and experience required.
Send resume to Lutheran Family Services, P.O. Box 3074
Chapel Hill, N.C. 27514. EEO.
"NEW ENGLAND BOYS CAMP" (Mass.) Counselor
Positions for Program Specialists: Basketball.Cycling, Ten
nis, Canoeing, Fishing, Golf, Kayaking, Sailing, Swim In
struction, Street Hockey, Waterskiing, Windsurfing, Ar
chery, Arts & Crafts, Computers, Drama Music, Ham
Radio, Nature, Overnight Camping, Photography, Video
Taping. Good Salaries. Inquire: Camp Mah-Kee-Nac, 190
Linden Avenue, Glen Ridge, NJ 07028.
STAYING IN CHAPEL HILL this summer? We need a
babysitter for our boys, ages 2 and 6. Occasional mornings
or afternoons; also some weekend evenings. 967-5722.
PART-TIME SALES. FLEXIBLE hours, mostly evenings and
Saturdays. Should be available through summer. Apply in
person only at Endicott Johnson, University Mall.
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When the human being
Mt is not true .
He may mean:
"I don't know about it, so
I think it is untrue.'
1 don't like it.'
Octagon Press $7.95
Little r.otessor Book Center
143 West Franklin
of promptly by mail from
ISHK Book Service, Dept C-1
P O, Box 176. Lo Altos. CA 94022
SUMMER RESIDENT CAMP POSITIONS. Camp located
15 miles north of Raleigh, N.C. Must have genuine interest
in working with children in an atmosphere of fun, fellowship,
and high moral standards. Specialty helpful (tennis, WSI,
outposting, etc.) Salary plus room and board. Con
tactCamp Kanata, Route 3, Box-192, Wake Forest, NC,
27587. (919) 556-2661.
ROOM & BOARD PROVIDED IN exchange for child care
and help with daily household chores. Three young children.
Hours flexible. August to May. Durham, Forest Hills area
large house. Inquire 489-7845.
SUMMER JOBSBOSTON. CAPE COD
Massachusetts Fair Share, the largest statewide citizens
group in the country is hiring individuals to develop techni
ques in political education, grass roots politics and mobiliz
ing communities around economic and ecological issues.
Join our community outreachfundraising staff, and work to
help pass our progressive legislative program. Will train.
Salary $185-235 benefits. Hrs. 2 pm-10 pm. Tel.
617-266-7505. Offices in Boston, Cape Cod, Western
Massachusetts, Worcester and Fall riher.
TEACH OVERSEAS! AN EXTENSIVE listing of overseas
schools and agencies in need of American teachers.
Graduating seniors now is the time to apply for Fall open
ings! Complete employment package $12.00 BETTERWAY.
P.O. Box 2153. Cenierville, MA 02634.
ABORTION TO 18 WEEKS. Private and confidential
GYN facility with Saturday and evening appointments
available. Fain medication given. Free Pregnancy Test.
942-0824 Chapel HiU.
TYPING $1.25 PER PAGE. Free correction of typos, rough
draft available for long papers, other services include pick-up
and delivery. Graduate school approved. Call 489-6896 or
PREGNANT? NEED HELP? FREE pregnancy testing
and counseling. Call PSS at 942-7318.
EURAILPASS CENTER OFFERS FAST delivery of
Eurailpass, the economical and convenient way
to ace Europe. Order by phone days, evenings,
weekends. Free brochure on request. Eurailpass
SPEND THE SUMMER AT the DTD house. Singles
and doubles available. Co-ed, full use of kitchen and
facilities convenient location across from Planetarium.
Call John or Oscar at 929-8920 or 967-9329.
SUMMER HOUSING: OPENINGS FOR two women
students to reside at Wesley Foundation for both summer
sessions. 214 Pittsboro Street, or call 942-2152.
ROOMS FOR RENT TO males andor females for one
or both summer sessions. AC, cable T.V.: sundeck;
carpeting; on busline. $135.00 per session. Call
968-9118 or 967-5545.
SUBLEASE FOR SUMMER-COLONIAL Arms Apart
ment available May 15 thru July 31. option to renew
lease in Fall good location. Call 942-7039. Keep trying.
SUMMER SUBLET OWN ROOM in nice house near cam
pus. $135month plus Vs utilities. Available mid-May
through mid-August. Call 933-9577.
SUMMER SUBLET ESTES PARK Apt. - WAC. pool,
laundry, on bus line. $73.00 per month plus utilities. Both
sessions May rent free. Call George at 967-3647.
SUMMER SUBLET-TOWNHOUSE APTS! We need two
or three responsible females to sublet our furnished 3
bedroom apt. AC, pool, walking distance to campus! Call
SUMMER SERENITY: SUBLET ROOMS in pretty 4 br
house; 2 blks from campus. Big yard, parking, modem
kitchen. $100 month ell Jay: 968-8006.
STILL AVAILABLE: 1 BEDROOM apt. for sublet May
August. Option for fall. On Rosemary St. Summer rent
CAROLINA APARTMENTS FOR THE summer: Splendid
two bedroom suite. May rent free. AC, pool among the lux
uries. Call Blaine or John 967-8412.
2 FEMALES TO SHARE bedroom in furnished
spacious Weatherhill condo $300 for whole sum
mer! Call Karin or Heidi 967-8240.
FREE $200. REFUNDABLE SECURITY deposit. Sublet
spacious 2 br Kingswood Apt. May 13-Aug. 15. Next to pool,
laundry. Furnished or unfurnished. On busline. No utility or
phone hookup charges. Rent negotionable. Option to renew.
Call today. 929-8357.
OLD WELL APT. FOR rent INDEFINITELY on
May 15. 3rd floor, much sun. $315 plus power,
ROOM FOR RENT IN Royal Park. May-August $100 j
utilities. Own bedroom. Call 933-9176 keep trying!
TWO FEMALES NEEDED TO sublet Bolinwood apt. from
mid May to mid Aug. $100 mo. for private room, plus V
utilities. Fully furnished. Call Gina or Nannette at 942-8036.
HELP WE NEED SOMEONE to sublet our apartment this
summer. Kingswood across from pool and laundry, furnish
ed, air condition. Very very negotiable. Please call 929-3547.
RESPONSIBLE GRADUATE STUDENT WANTS
studio or 1 bedroom apt. in town. June and July,
maybe next year. Call Becky 962-0118 days,
NEED A PLACE FOR 2nd session summer chool? Call us
for the only deal in town. Two bedroom apartment with
many extras. Call 942-0759 today!
SUMMER SUBLET: OPTION FALL lease, one bedroom
University Lake Apts.. Carrboro. Second floor. $248 mo.
Swimming pool. Leave May 9. pay through 15. Evenings,
929-8595. day 962-5666.
WANT YOUR OWN ROOM? Two single bedrooms
available in Urge condo one mile from campus.
Qualifications: fun. semistudious non-smokers.
Price $120. and $145 plus 15 utilities. Call
NEED 2 OR 3 FEMALES to sublet furnished Carolina Apt.
this summer: AC. pool. Split rent phone & utilities. Call
942-8750 for more info.
SUMMER SUBLET FURNISHED TWO bedroom
Carolina Apartment. AC, laundry, pool, on busline.
Rent negotiable. Call 967-2516.
ROOMS FOR RENT TO malesfemales for one andor
both summer sessions in St. Anthony Hall, 207 Pittsboro St.
942-4030. Ask for Mark or Marie.
BUYING NEW & USED LP'S, TAPES,
NEW & USED LP's, TAPES 45's (All
Types) and Entire Collections.
BACK DOOR RECORDS
136 E. Rosemary Lower Level NCNB Plaza near
Ram Theatres Mon.-Sat. 12-6 pm 933-0019
"Helping you think it
Free Pregnancy Testing and Counseling
Treatment of Sexually
Annual GYN Examinations
Fees Based on Income
103 W. King St.
V t-A of orange county
-If You Like:
good music (live & taped)
good coffee & tea
good prices (we just break
good atmosphere (relaxes,
214 Pittsboro St.
(located in Wesley Foundation)
Thursday, April 26
...run by UNC students
SUBLEASE KINGSWOOD APT. FOR summer. 2 br. bath,
kitchen, living room, AC, ideal for summer school. Price
negotiable. Call Hugh or Mark 933-9221. Hurry before gone!
OOOOHI . . . HOW ABOUT THIS apartment
right heeeere! . . . 1984 Kingswood single!
Ideal for two, arid-level, ear poolside. spotless
a real Jewell So what do yon do? Just give as
380$ down, load np your daddy's plckem-up,
and well see ya here May 10-JuIy 31 (w option
to renew). Call 968-8174.
FOR RENT: 2 BEDROOM, unfurnished apartment. Located
1513 East Franklin St. Sherwood Colony. Available thru
mid-August. Call Big Joe: 919-765-7070.
AROUND THE CORNER FROM Linda's sublet your own
furnished room in air conditioned home off Rosemary, Sec
ond session summer school 130 negotiable. 929-2232 Jason
FURNISHED BEDROOM IN BOLINWOOD Apt. for rent
June, July & August $90month. plus utilities. On busline,
near pool, laundry. Call 967-8262.
NEED ONE RIDER TO California after May 5. For informa
tion call: 962-3992 or 968-0630 ask for Michael Cheng.
RIDE NEEDED TO WHITEVILLE. NC or Myrtle Beach
April 27-29. Can leave late Thursday or early Friday. Will
share expenses. Please call Laura 942-5559.
RIDE NEEDED FOR 2 girls coming back for summer
school from Florida on 520 or 521. Please call Dawn
967-9552 or Carol 967-8313.
HELP! I NEED A ride to UVa this weekend. Will share ex
penses. Call Kathy at 933-5834.
RIDE WANTED TO MIDWEST (LincolnOmaha vicinity)
week of May 13. Will share gas. driving. Call Jeanne
NEEDED: RIDER TO LONG Island-must be able to drive
a stkkshift. Can't have too much stuff. I'd like to leave the
7th. Call 933-4123.
WHY ARE WE HERE? Spirit communication network being
formed as basis for serious experiment exploring human
destiny. New book by Robert Christensen demystifies and
teaches automatic writing channeling technique. $6.95. So
journ Press. Box 1474, Belen. NM 87002.
FOR SALE: 1965 FORD Galaxie 500 Convertible. Good
condition. AC. AT. PS. PB. 352 V-8. $2000. Call Phil,
LOFT FOR SALE! L-shaped, wood cherry-stained. Excellent
condition. Call 933-7818 after 6 pm. Must sell!
DORM REFRIGERATOR FOR SALE. Still under warranty
and in excellent condition. Also walnut-stained bookcase for
sale. 3x3'z feet. Prices negotiable. Call 933-1941 after 6
INEXPENSIVE FURNITURE! SOFABED WITH mat
ching chair, twin beds, and dresser. All in great condi
tion. Price is negotiable. Call 967-0519.
LARGE DORM REFRIGERATOR
tion. Call 933-6035.
LOFT FOR SALE! WALNUT-stained. food and speaker
shelves. $60. Price negotiable. Call 933-3842 anytime
or come by 209 Stacy ask for Mike or Joe.
DORM FRIG 4.6 CUBIC feet. Nearly new. Price negotiable.
6 CUBIC FOOT DORM Refrigerator for sale. Call
LOFT FOR SALE 12Vix8 ft. Great condition. Easily
assembled. Stained and firep roofed. Extremely well
built. Mast see to appreciate call 933-8726 mast
CHEAP CAR: GOOD CONDITION! 1974 Pontiac Le Mans:
lots of room: A.C., amfm, very dependable. $650. Call
FOR SALE SMALL BLUE loveseat perfect for dorm room
and a dining room set with four chairs. Call 929-1049.
HELP! CAROLINA APT. RESIDENTS: If you have a three
bedroom equivalent apt. and you plan to terminate your
lease in August, we'd like to buy it. Call 933-1894 or
WANTED DOWN COAT SIZE large, don't pack it, seU
it. Call 489-8883 Durham and ask for Peter or leave
message on business answering machine.
MOVING TO CHARLOTTE? Or know someone who is? I'm
moving there in May or June and need a roommate (pref. '
NEED 1 OR 2 ROOMMATES (preferably female, but no ob
jection to open-minded males) to share expenses of new fur
nished, AC condo during summer, rent negotiable.
THIS SUMMER-SHARE TWO bedroom Kingswood apart
ment with non-smoking male. Fully furnished including own
bedroom furniture. Pool, laundry facilities, bus line. Rent
NEEDED: 2 MALE ROOMMATES for nice honse in
Carrboro. 3 bedroom, fireplace washer, drier,
diswasher must see to appreciate. Starting Angust.
CaO Dallas 967-5443.
NON-SMOKING MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED for both
summer sessions. Fully furnished except your room. The
best busline. $125 a month. May rent free. 967-7451 after
WANTED: THREE FEMALE ROOMMATES to share 3-bdr
Bolinwood apt. V rent and utilites. Needed for any length of
time during the summer. Call 933-8039 or 933-7327.
ONE ROOMMATE NEEDED BY 2 female seniors to share
2 bedroom apt. for 1984-85 school year. Rent plus utilities:
$140 or less. Old Well Condos. Call Beth 933-3333 or Janice
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR next year. Must be
non-smoking, responsible, and semi-studious. 2 bedroom
Foxcroft apartment, $102.50 mo. V utilities and security
deposit. Call Ann at 933-8122.
CLASS OF '84
Best of Luck!
-Senior Class Committee
for Class of 1984.
4 SPECIAL THANKS
Marcella Butler, Carolyn
Clark, Teresa Colbert,
Kristin Dutrow &
Molly Donahue &
You made the special
Interest Class Committee
WANTED: NON-SMOKING SOOMMATE(S) for
furnished Kingswood Apartment daring first
and or second summer session. Own bedroom
or share. Rent negotiable caB Kelly. Janet or
IS WASHINGTON. D.C. IN your plans after graduation? If
you need a roommate and apartment, we've got something
in common. Call Joseph at 929-5491.
SHARE TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT with graduating
senior for summer, $100 rent with option to renew in fall.
Pool, laundry, on bus line. Please call Steve: 933-5081.
FEMALE NON-SMOKING ROOMMATE needed to share
Carolina Apts. with 2 others. This fall and or summer. 'A
rent and utilities. Cad Andrea at 967-3361.
FEMALES (NON-SMOKERS) NEEDED to share 3
bedroom Carboro Apartment. Two rooms available
May 10 to Aug. 15. $110 month plus Vi utilities, (price
negotiable). Call Clarice or Michele. 967-3272.
SUMMER ROOMMATES NEEDED FEMALES share
house with 3-4 others $100-587.50 monthly plus share
utilities. 15 min walk to campus 929-1249.
WANTED: ONE FEMALE. SEMI-studkxis roommate to
share two bedroom apt. with 2 others for next fall.
Reasonable rent. Call 933-2733 - Angie 933-2735 - Sandra.
TWO SHARP CHRISTIAN GUYS are looking for two
guys to share a completely furnished Kensington Trace
Condo. Youll get your own bedroom. Spacious Luxury!
Call Greg at 933-1541.
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR 2nd session summer
school andor fall at Carolina Apts. Non-smoker preferred.
Call Una at 933-8078 or Susan at 933-5725.
KENSINGTON TRACE: DESPERATELY NEED two non
smoking female roommates to share condo unit com
pletely furnished plus shuttle to campus call 933-0456 or
933-0448 - keep trying!
NEED A QUIET PLACE to study during finals? Then
check out the Hillel Library, open Sunday, April
29-Thursday, May 3, Sunday, May 6-Tuesday, May 8
until 11 pm. Free coffee. Hillel is located at 210 W.
STUDY WFRESHLY BAKED cookies from the Cookie Jar
112 W. Franklin (beside Haagen-Dazs).
CONTINUING RELATIONSHIP DESIRED BY Don
Willhoit with the Orange County Board of Commis
sioners. One-stop absentee voting at Chapel Hill
Municipal Bldg. Re-elect Don WILLHOIT.
KRIPPLED KRAUT: LOOKING FORWARD to Friday. Hope
to see you at the Red Lake or in the Kountry by soft red-Ught
BETH W. A YOU'RE a wild woman! Happy Graduation!
Quick, where's a mirror? No more late-night papers! But who
will I walk with to Jones Hall next year?
DEAR PUPPYMUTT REMEMBER the stranger mixers,
daffodils, tulips, roses. Drama 15, Duke Forest, Seger, Bo
wie, Police, Stevie Nicks, Van Halen and DLR, anniversaries.
South Carolina (getting lost), fog in the mountains, the Top
sail Beach Motel (Saturday night G&Ts, was it a western?),
basketball and football games, movies, Angus Barn, Floppy
Bird, taking pictures, shopping, skiing, Jordan's, Troll's,
Pole Position, C, laughs and tears, not to mention honking,
woofing, snorting and aaoooing, driving Felix, Chinese food,
blueberry pies, N.J., Pun x 5. camel faces, and much more
And you think you're not special?! I guess this is your last
personal so enjoy it! ILYVM Your Hawsee.
AMY. CATHY. DAVID. GAYE, Laura, Lisa. Nancy, and
Steve: To my best friends in the world: Those schoolgirl
days of telling tales and biting nails are gone. But fat my
mind. I know they will still live on and on. But how do
: you thank someone who has taken you from crayons to
perfume? It isn't easy, but HI try If you wanted the
sky, I would write across the sky in letters that would
show a thousand feet high: To you, with love. The time
has come for closing books and long, last looks must
end. And as I leave, I know that I am leaving my best
friends. Friends who taught me right from wrong, and
weak from strong that's a lot to learn what can I
give you in return? If you wanted the moon. I would try
and make the stars comply, but I'd rather you let me give
my heart to you, with love. Love always. Blender.
HEIDI HO IT WAS the best of all times! Whose personal
is this! Here's to Upper Deckadance and the horse you rode ,
in on! I won't miss you, no, no, no. Really! Love Frank and
Ernest- . ',".(", j
TO ALL THE 5th floor groupies especially Maggie, Chan,
Rob, Regina, Laura, Wayne and Louie Thanks for all the
fun times. See y'all in August!
DOUG. GAIL, CHARLES. KAREN. Chris. Missy. Cliff.
Daphne, Bob, and Ken: Thanks for sharing my birthday with
me! You made 21 special! I love you! NoNo.
HEY TYLER SO GLAD we got to meet don't forget
FayetteNam, E-haus, our many broken hearts (especially
certain athletes) and the laughs Thanks for being such a
special friend. Love, M&M.
TO JOHN S. MEET Sandra E. at the Cannes Festival on
May 18th at 3 pm in front of the old palais shell be wait
ing! C ITS, LIKE. BEEN an awesome year remember our
eternal calorie counting, pizzas, ice cream, Duke weekends,
"Big Lex." Amy and Jenny weekends, absurd happenings,
marathon Masses, chocolate, and all the rest! Love ya, K.
DTH - AD REPS PLEASE come by the office at
noon today for a short bnt important i
300! MACHARDMAYLOPPRUDE. . .WHERE'S the beef?
Woowoowoo Weeee! Busch, dip, massages, church boun
cers, "babtisms," stinky pants, 2001, aloe vera, Jason, Cala
bash 1, 2, 3, 9 buffets and water, fuzzy duck, "nippy." 69-69
hut-hut, "keg party." Highway to Hell, rain!, putt-putt. T is
for . Powerhouse. Supercrutch, Mountain Goat Rock.
Stosh. Happy Easter what about next year? Casa Miner
va! Let's hear it for the boys! Love from The Four Bitches
with Uge Bubs! P.S. Well miss you Rock!
MARTHA M.! HERES TO: Balalaika!, making tapes, "day
bed." "I can say. . . ." retarded singing, "key me down," the
"best" roomie. Thanks for always being there and being a
true friend. ILYM really Allison.
TIM-A-TEO. RY, YO-Butt. Zanypooh: out of sight doesn't
mean out of mind. Congratulations graduates. Hope yall can
make it through the summer without me. Sleeza.
BERT: FINALLY. YOUR LAST school day. Good luck on ex
ams. I promise to be quiet until I have a chocolate craving
nibble nibble! Love, Bean.
WHAT LAMM IS REALLY a Tiger? Road trips around the
yard; biting a toxy? Licking, lamb chops from State: pink
high tops in McDonald's. What fun? Love DA and TW
NEED 1 or 2 MALES to sublet
bedroom in fully furnished
Foxcroft Apt. for summer.
Pool, sauna, tennis, weight
room! Call 967-6795.
The Student Part-Time
Employment Service is ac
cepting applications for the
following staff positions:
Staffing and Procedures
Applications can be
picked up in Room 107.
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by David Washburn
of Bagger Hill
PAULA. MIKE. DEBBIE. JULIE, Pattf. Angela.
Tammy, William, Reggie. Trish. Amy. Laura. AZ.
Greg. Doe Kevin. Terry. Jeff, Kerry. Joel
Joel K. EHaabeth Thanks for a wonderful year
YOUR CROWNS ARE GREAT, your caps should be good,
but the root canals need work. Might I suggest some prac
tice? CUAB: SORIEN. AMY. DEBRA. Robin. Lisa. Kenna.
Terry. Will. Lori. Laura. Jon and Walt and Archie. Nan
cy. David and Kathy! Thanks! It's been fun! Have a great
HEY SPENCER! GET READY to "Pig Out" this afternoon.
The Party begins around 4:30 and don't forget the mixer after
dinner. Signed, The Men from Graham.
GRIMES MEN! LETS HEAR it for Tobin-Lyons parties, plot
ting to flush Phil's fish, $2 haircuts, trips to Troll's, Jordan's
Liebfraumilch, the arb at midnight, being thrown out of the
dorm, and pink undies! Thanks for an interesting year! Hope
it was good for you, too! Lovingly, 3rd Floor Wench.
DMC WHEN I TRIED to single out a few things that made
our relationship so close and so special, I realized that It was
impossible. We sure have been through a lot together. Luck
ily for us, the feelings are understood and words can go un
spoken. Thanx for being my Big Sister (you've been the
greatest), and the best friend Tve ever had. Tm going to miss
ya bunches things Just won't be the same without you!
Good luck (with everything!), and Congratulations! Zeta love
and All of Mine. Wendy.
SUBMARINE LADEHOFF: SAY GOODBYE to Mickey and
Snow White. Whether you're ready or not, we're rescuing you
and returning you to the HiU.
TO MISS SAPH1RE OLIVIA Johnsson, here is a tribute and
a farewell to a legend! Thanks for all of these years! Miss
Beverly Home Price.
SLOP: MUCH TO DO. much to remember, but even more to
look forward to. With eternal friendship and love, WAKC.
JIMMY A. - ATLANTA. CAR WRECKS, puppies, room
mates. UM1. egg rolls, formats, and rotten little boys. I
couldn't ask for anything more special. I love you! P.S. Good
luck on your exams. S.T
ROBIN - WE DIDNT KNOW what this year held for us,
but it turned out GREAT! Thanks for being a wonderful sister
and my best friend! I love you! April.
KR rVE HAD A crush on you since Labor Day weekend. I
wanted you to know. R.
EM - HERE'S TO MOONPIES. Topsail Beach, cranberry
juke, late night popcorn, and Ice Cream! Happy 22nd Bush
woman. Love, Burrhead & Festus.
ALPHA KAPPA PSI PROFESSIONAL Business Fraternity
would like to congratulate Kay Hoover for receiving their
scholarship award presented to the student with the highest
GPA. She will receive a scholarship award certificate and
key at the graduation ceremony.
MATT SHAW AND TED Honney: You guys, get out of town!
It's almost over and what a year it's been. Here's to singing at
Hilton Head, the infamous Schnapps night, my 21st, Tijuana
Fats, the unforgettable Ft. Lauderdale. The Police. Culture
Club. Carson and Letterman. Pk's. the BM unit, Friday
Night Videos, Busch beer, and to the three biggest assholes
in the world. Graduation calls, and so does one last party
weekend. You are the best two roomies a guy could have. HI
miss y'all lots! Chaz.
STOOL TOAD. JEFF - WHAT can we say?
Things won't be as much fan this summer with
out you here to make us smile The girls from
"the other side."
DAR THANKS FOR MAKING my senior year the best, I'm
really gonna miss ya! Looking forward to a few days in Char
lotte Love ya! Beth.
WELL HERE'S TO THE A flat team. Thanks J.K.. C.C..
K.O. and S.T for group hugs, hookers, and scrums and co
ed roommates. Tm gonna miss you guys. D.O.
WENDY. HERE'S ANOTHER PERSONAL for your scrap
book. Sony I couldn't see you more often. Good kick on 6-
nals and have a good summer. Love John.
KERRY G. THANKS FOR the music you devil. Hope it
never stops. Love, B.
HEARD OF BUFFALO? Beachtrips and centerfolds
Times you never can or shall erase. If your friends are there
everything a in gut. Always here and it is better in the
CHRIS G. - CONGRATS ON Phi Beta Kappa - let's hit
the beach after finals!! Love ya, Jami.
A PERSONAL FOR TANYA W. Here it is. I bet you can't be
lieve hi It's all yours too. Thanks for being the best roommate
ever. I'm going to miss you next year who's going to turn,
off my curling iron & answer my phone? Ill have to do it be
cause no one can take your place. Have fun in Charlotte.
v n-i v, '" 1 ?
EARLY EASTER BUNNY: HOW did you know 4
Bke Jelly Beans? Do you also know that Tm go
ing to miss the Steps. Ruses. Ferrari's. 2 KM)
phone calls. Fancy Restaurants and "Free" mo
vies; but most of all Tm going to miss you! Have
a great summer. See you at K.X Cutie! Your dif
TRACKFOG - THE ESCAPADE MADE history!! Hours on
the road, phone and my mind taught me to Hve, love and
laugh. More than the gold your belle.
THE WORD FOR THE day is Camelot, C-A-M E-L-O-X and
I shall use ft in a sentence for you now: Guinevere said of her
deceased King Arthur, "But my, he certainly Camelot!" Guf
faw! Kensington Worthington the Third.
MARCb SOMETIMES I JUST don't know, either. Not how I
feel, only why. What is ft about a small -town North Carolina
conservative with a thing for Sonny's strawberries that's so
attractive? But then I stop and think. And 1 know. Nothing's
going to change. No on my part anyway. God bless Mich
aL KIM. THE MEMORIES - HIGH SCHOOL homeroom
chats. Swensen's, X-rated notes on my board. Juicy phone
calls, and History 22 will never be forgotten, and neither
will you. I wish you the best of luck and happiness in the
yeans to come. Love, Mark.
PRINCESS TAYLOR THANKS SO much for the last 14t
months. They've been the- best of my life. Here's to late
nights (4:00 a.m.). drinks at Molly's, band parties, and all
Carolina has to offer. Remember I love you and can't wait for
our future together. Prince Andrew.
SIS: ELMA TURL IS A beautiful girl and maybe my dad ain't
my dad afteraD. What's a B.A.C.F. to do? The beach, camp
ing, skiing, horses, flowers in a beer can. raw oysters and
long distance phone calls. It's all been BOOTIFUL! Bro.
WEEKENDERS OF NO MO 2 at Hilton Head - Here's to
a great weekend, when is 3? Remember drunk ole' Momma
Lue, Old drunk Paul and his flag, the wedding. Reverend
Teddy, Happy Birthday Aunt Candace, Matt er-bater.
Right-into-Harbor-Town, Teds' sudden exposures, Percolater
Paul. Hans. Heidi. Klaws, and Inga. Family Feud. Part's
homemade movies. Brian-can you feel your face? Paige is
your paper done yet? HeD on wheels, maniac driver, the van
man at the Marriott, our friend the ABC man, the light
house. Mart's affair with the cake girl, screws by the pool.
Kim's wine spritzers plus. . .Here's to Amaretto and the
Chris specials, some potent drinks. Let's do it again some
time Good answer! Good Answer!
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TOOTLES - HERES TO LATE nights with T.B. and J.B..
Early morning walks with innocent men, "What's your prob
lem?" Tickle fights (where are you living next year?). Global
Moving Vans (they're coming to.r orrow). Stranger Mixers,
and Gramblin Towers. It will be quiet summer (except for
your birthday bash). Thanks for a great year and Here's to a
super junior year.
PETE H. BEST LUCK on your orals and always! You've
made this year my best! -
JEFF - YOU'RE THE GREATEST!! We made it through
one year, babe. Let's spend forever together! I'm forever
yours faithfully! Love, Laura.
SUE W. WALTER B., Scott S. Congrats on achieving the
loftiest of goals: you've each attained academic and athletic
excellence giving us Tarheel fans something to brag about
and me a goal to shoot for. Good luck at the trials ladies.
WHATS FRENCH. TURNS ON at night and gives good
crown? Now that I have your attention, H.B. baby! I love
every part of you! Always, your blue blanket fan.
WELL LOUISE, BET YOU weren't expecting this - but
we've got you now! Did you really have a Friday class this se
mester? Quitting smoking?. . .famous last words! Tell us
how you turn a Bud into a Busch in the ZY bathroom
must be magic. How "bout those SAE latenights! Who was it
you were after? What happened St Potties Day going to
get more money for beer huh? Remember the Carolyn kid
nap pretty sly. Can you say Oreo? We never knew some
one could get so excited about People's Court and TV Bloop
ers. Tell us what provokes those cravings for jello and milk
- is it a moldy batiitub? Well here's to your 22nd Re
member to steer clear of Duke boys, Jordan's wine. Godfath
er's pizza, late night card games, and green peppers and on
ions. If I were you I'd throw out that heating pad, no telling
where it's been! Let's break out that tequila (you get the
worm!) All our love, the Dudettes.
WHEW! '64 TO "94 m one hell of a long ander
graduate career. AH the years and all the roads
travelled. California, Vietnam, New York. North
Carolina, and aO the side trips in between . . .AD
the memories of places and faces, of good
friends, and of good times and bad, bnt especi
ally of good friends and good times and bad, bet
especially of good friends and good
times. . . .Thank yoa UNC for the second
chance, and to Dean Donald Jicha and Dr.
James WBde for their advice and assistance,
and also to a host of professors who taught me
in the "80s. Whose generosity requires that their
names not be mentioned to protect their reputa
tions. My apologies to any professors who may
have had the misfortune to find me (on rare oc
casions) as a student in one of their classes dur
ing the '60s. Thanks to two great sets of brothers
and sisters at TEO. Thanks to Mary Ann and Ric
and little Ric. to Gafl and Fred, to Laura and to
Helen, and Anally, special thanks to Harry Sr.
and Mary Jane who never lost faith even when I
HEY CUTE HIPS WHEN am I going to see you in your
Bathing suit. Hope we can go out tonight and many more
JUST STEP ASIDE MY friend! Bill's in town and we're going
to get down MaMa. I can say. . .1 can say Every Good
Boy Does Good. This is Sally from Carolina Annual Giving,
and if s time for angel Bight. Balalaika! If s time for me to say
goo-bye. So key me down and f my but. IMLY! the Midge.
YO PL' DIS BE Yomby. Where is Reagan? Who the FP?
She's in the Tiny Kingdom. By the way, something smells
good. What is it? Honey? No Honey. I cannot tell a lie. It's
the whamie! oo! . . . Ah! When will you be back from class! Of
course, in time for The Light!" Well, lets find our CCF and
have some Dr. Pepper a sure cure for the dreaming death.
PL you know pledging Theta was the best thing you ever
did, and you are the bestest roommate! See you when we're
not in the wedding. Sincerely, Taffy Lucky Guru I.
"INNOCENT MAN," Happy 19th Birthday. Early, huh? 1
hope your B-day Is special; you deserve the Best! Remember
me! Y N Maybe! Love, Shannon.
TANYA ROCHELLE & JANE. I just wanted to wish yall a
Happy & Relaxing summer. You've all been the best of
friends. I miss ya! Lynn.
JUDGE B - YOU'RE WORTH a milHon bucks! Love
D.Q.. WE ALL LAVA you so much. Had to wish you a Happy
B-d. Thanks for being a great sis., roommie, and daughter.
Don't keep J. up too late. Mitt, D.K.. S.W.
"FREAKING OUT OVER EXAMS? Terminate Impulse!
Experience the terrifying reality of Id of the Cadav
res, Sunday, April 29 at Cafs Cradle."
PRE EXAM PSYCHEDELIA: I of the Cadavres ex
plodes at the Cafs Cradle, April 29. Purposes are for
those who wish to fool themselves."
TO A.D.S. CONGRATULATIONS on your graduation.
J wish you piuch.luck.and success in the future, and re
member I.fove you! Candy.. ,' ;; j
"" ELAINE: AS AKEEPSAKE"flTlnal undergraduate
DTH, here's your personal! This year's been wonderful, but
it's just a beginning. I love you! Tim.
CINDY. PATTY. CHRISTIE, Jeannie, Laurie. Kathleen and
Whitney (i.e. suitemates plus one): If s been great! C. Sloan.
ROSE, LEIGH. KM, ELIZABETH. Sheila. Joy a, and
Lisa Thanks for making this year great for ! Yon
are seven very special people! Love ya'. Amy.
E2: GOOD LUCK ON EXAMS. Lemme know if you wanna
take a study break with a friend. Maybe a backmassage to
ease exam pressure. LmB.
USA IN 323 KENAN. How did you do on your math exam?
Did ya have fun at the mixer? I was serious about getting to
gether this week. Were you? Let's go to the blowout! Dl get In
touch soon! Doug.
HI WILEY FAMILY! You made life full of laugh. Thanks for
always being there. You will always be my closest friends.
God bless! I.L.Y.! Amy.
JOHN STUART. HEIDI, LYNN. Dick. Glenn. Jo
EOen. Thanks for doing the thankless Jobs. The
DTH would never hit the stands without you.
Have a good summer. JoeL
FRANK - LIVING THE "LUSH Life" isn't bad at all. I'U miss
you if you really truly not coming back. Maybe we can meet
weekly over a bottle of Sutter and a plate of Lo Mein. Have
fun in the loony bin. Love ya, Kelly.
BEN - HANG ONTO YOUR pencils, pica stick
and typewriter ribbon and youH be okay. Thanks
for great GBC cover sgs and good luck this sum
mer. Wei make a J major of you yet. Kelly.
EMN: Il SORRY THAT press passes and three day passes
do not mix. Thank you for some really good times. Give Gus
a kiss for me. RMC.
AWESOME DTH ARTS STAFF: What a year, yen
guys! I can't thank you enough for your dedica
tion and hard work, but maybe the freebies are
thanks enough, huh? Kudos to writers, Ed, Steve
C. Louis, Ivy, Ned, Steve M.. Arlame and David.
Special bravos to SheiyL the best asistant any
one could have, and to former staffers Jo Ellen
and Doorknob (wherever he Is). Lef s all party
Bke the wild aesthetes we are tonight in the of
fice! Love from the Bossman.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE DTH State Na
tional staff on a Job well done this semester. We
continued the tradition of excellence begun dur
ing the late fifties. Remember to vote in the May
8 primary, good night and drive safely. Your
DTH DESK EDITORS: You're too numerous to
mention, but I want to put in a special end-of-tbe-year
word of appreciation to aO of you. Some
of you have been around as long as I have (that's
not as impossihls as it sounds); others of you
grew up as I stood by and watched. But m a very
real way, you're family. Lef s keep It up nest year
- I kinds Uke U. Your loony arts editor.
STRETCH - THANKX FOR SLEEPING on the
sofa, not letting me drive, taking me to Haagen
Daas and most of all Just being there. I've really
appreciated you the past few weeks. And if s
been fun too. We must party at the beach. Love,
JEFF H.. JOEL. MIKE. Frank, Kyle. Meianie,
Vance. Stuart. Frank K-. Jeff &. Cindy. Wayne.
Jeff N.. Stretch: Have fantastic summers and
please come sua and sail with me some week
end. Can we trash the office yet? Love the Lush.
DIR LERI, HAPPY EARLY Birthday! Where would we
be without phones or Food? Remember: Live by G rice's
Maxims. Love. moi. (You can define that as you wish).
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