4AThe Daily Tar Heel Thursday, September 6, 1984 Week's Fare TODAY 6 Hail the Conquering Hero will be shown at 7 and 9:30 p.m. in the Union auditorium. The Seven Samurai will be shown at 8 p.m. at the ArtSchool. Call 929-2896 for ticket information. The Householder will be shown at 7 and 9:30 p.m. in the Bryan Center film theater at Duke University. Admission charged. West Side Story will be performed by the Carolina Regional Theatre at 8:15 p.m. through Sunday in Raleigh Memorial Auditorium. Call 942-1234 or 755-6060 for ticket information. Billy Idol will perform at 8 p.m. in Cameron Indoor Stadium at Duke University. Call 688 4059 for ticket information. CenterGallery's annual members show will be on display through Sept. 30. A reception for the artists will be held from 8 to 10 p.m. Friday. Paintings and prints by Hildy Tow will be exhibited through Oct. 3 in the Brown Gallery in Duke University's Bryan Center. Natural and symbolic color etchings by Bethia Brehmer will be displayed through Oct. 4 in the East Campus Library Gallery at Duke University. Art of the Andes: Pre-Columbian Painted and Sculptured Ceramics features pieces from the Arthur M. Sackler collections through Sunday at the Duke University Museum of Art. It's in the Bag, an exhibition of textile carrying cloths and pouches from pre-Columbian Peru, will be displayed at the Duke Art Museum through Oct. 30. Opening New Worlds, a look at the colonization of Roanoke "Island and the astronomy of the times, will be offered by the Morehead Planetarium weekdays at 8 p.m., Saturdays at 11 a.m., 1, 3 and 8 p.m., and Sundays at 2, 3 and 8 p.m. through Nov. 19. Call 962-1236 for more information. MEET YOUR FRIENDS AT OH! BRIAN'S FOR A NIGHT OF DANCING! Wednesday thru Saturday Night 10 pm to 2 am Appetizer Specials Nightly Wed. thru Sat . HAPPY HOUR DAILY 4:00-7:00 & 11:00 p.m.-2:00 a.m. Open for lunch & dinner daily 1 1 am to 1 1 pm Mon-Sat 1 2 noon to 1 0 pm Sunday AIXABC liiilMI'I Must be 19 to enter Positive I.D. required M you're in Science or Engineering, chances are your classes include Calculus, Physics, or Chemistry. Engineering Statics, or Dynamics. You're running up against some tough calculations, with statistics prob lems, hyperbolics, and logs. The HP-11C calculator helps you breeze through those problems with a few simple keystrokes. Need to simplify problems that are even more com plex? The HP-41CV gives you 128 built-in functions and the HP-41CX over 200 to simplify your long homework assignments. Use up to 6,437 bytes of .memory to save the programs and formulas you use often: And there are thousands of software programs, so you don't have to start from scratch next term. For The Socks will perform at Cat's Cradle. Call 967-9053 fof more information. Roy Bookbinder will perform hillbilly blues at 9 p.m. at Rhythm Alley. Call 929-8172 for ticket information. FRIDAY 7 The Big Chill will be shown at 7, 9:30 and midnight in the Union auditorium. Admission charged. D ant on will be shown at 7 and 10 p.m. in the Bryan Center film theater at Duke University. Admission charged. Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It A 11 for You will be performed by the Duke Players at 8:15 p.m. through Saturday in Branson Theatre on the East Campus of Duke University. Call 684 6285 for ticket information. Sky Rambles, a narrated tour of the current night sky, is offered by the Morehead Planetarium at 7 p.m., prior to the regular show. Separate admission charged for each show. Call 962-1236 for more information. Root Boy Slim and Capitol Offense will perform at Cat's Cradle through Saturday, Call 967-9053 for more information. The Graphic and 1 2 will perform at Rhythm Alley. Call 929-8172 for more information. Awareness Art Ensemble will perform for a reggae dance concert at 10 p.m. at the ArtSchool. Call 929-2896 for ticket information. SATURDAY 8 Sounder will be shown at 1 1 a.m., 1, 7 and 9:30 p.m. in the Union auditorium. Diva will be shown at 7 and 9: 15 p.m. through 4415 Chapel Hill Blvd. (919) 286-RIBS Stadente! fek -Smart. limply..bWith Hewlet Take a good look at the location of the dealer nearest Sunday in Page Auditorium at Duke University. Admission charged. Three Guys Naked From the Waist Down will be performed under the sponsorship of the PlayMakers Repertory Company at 8 p.m. Tuesdays through Saturdays, and at 2 and 7 p.m. Sundays through Sept. 23 in the Paul Green Theatre. Call 962-1 121 for ticket information. Black-and-white photographs by John Menapace will be exhibited at the N.C. Museum of Art in Raleigh through Nov. 25. The Pressure Boys will perform at Rhythm Alley. Call 929-8172 for more information. The Big Zucchini Washboard Bandits will perform American folk music at 9 p.m. at the ArtSchool. Call 929-2896 for ticket information. SUNDAY 9 The Passenger will be shown at 7 and 9:30 p.m. in the Union auditorium. Timothy Albrecht will give an organ recital at 5 p.m. in Duke Chapel. Literal Reflections, an exhibit of chrome sculpture by Shanna Fleenor, will be open at the galleries of the Durham Arts Council building through Oct. 2. A reception will be held from 5 to 7 p.m. T-Bone Burnett will perform at Cat's Cradle. Call 967-9053 for ticket information. Jon Metzger will play vibes, backed by guitarist Greg Hyslop and drummer Tommy Bailey, as part of the Sunday Jazz Series at the ArtSchool at 7 p.m. Call 929-2896 for ticket information. TUESDAY 10 Tokyo Story will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Bryan Center film theater at Duke How you live may save your life. AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY MAJOR CREDITCUWS ACCEITEO your class schedule. 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MOVIES Plaza I Bolero at 3, 5:05, 7: 10 and 9:20. Plaza II Oxford Blues at 3:15, 5:15, 7:15 and 9:15. Plaza III Purple Rain at 3, 10, 7:20 and 9:30. Varsity I The Woman in Red at 3, 5, 7:30 and 9:30. Times change Friday to 3, 5, 7:30 and 9:45. Varsity II The Man Who Knew Too Much at 2:30, 4:45, 7 and 9:15. Times change Friday to 2:15, 4:30, 7 and 9:30. Varsity Lateshows Streamers at 1 1:45 Friday only, Liquid Sky at 1 1:45 Friday and Saturday, sneak preview of Repo Man at 1 1 :45 Saturday only. Carolina BlueFlashpoint at 2:45, 5,7:15 and 9:30. Times change Friday to 7:30 and 9:30. Carolina White Ghostbusters at 7 and 9:15. Times change Friday to 2:30, 4:45, 7 and 9:15. Carolina Classic Com With the Wind at 3 ends today. The Sound of Music starts Friday at 1 :30 and 4:30. Carolina Lateshows The Godfather at 1 1:15 and The Stunt Man at 11:30 Friday and Saturday. Ram I Tightrope at 7:05 and 9:15; weekend matinees at 2:05 and 4:15. Ram II Revenge of the Nerds at 7 and 9:10; weekend matinees at 2 and 4:10. - ' Ram III Dreamscape at 7 and 9; weekend matinees at 2 and 4. RamWCHL Lateshows resume Sept. 14. Carolina (Durham) And the Ship Sails On at 7:15 and 9:30 ends today. Sugar Cane Alley starts Friday at 7 and 9. Carolina (Durham) Matinee To Have and Have Not at 3 ends Friday. The Philadelphia Story starts Saturday at 3. Carolina (Durham) Lateshow King of Hearts at 1 1:30 Friday and Saturday. Compiled by Jiff Grove, arts editor. f prevent Support March of Dimes HPPC. if) I PttopSs Holy Blasphemy! 'Sister' nails church with humor If "Thou shalt not laugh" were a commandment, Duke's Branson Theatre would be a hotbed of sin. To theatregoers who take religion seriously, it might be anyway. Christopher Durang's play Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You approaches the Catholic church in a spirit of "divide and conquer." What Durang divides is dogma from reason, religious doctrine from common sense. Pointing out the gap between the demands of an old faith and those of modern society, he conquers through the irresistible force of laughter. The targets of his humor arent the, Steve Murray Review buffoons and misfits of most come dies. The Catholic saints, Holy Communion, and the life of Christ from Immaculate Conception (or is it the Virgin Birth?) to Ascension all get smacked by Durang's cream pies. And the playwright's aim is keen. On the Branson stage, the world of Sister Mary Ignatius seems tidy enough a desk, an armchair and a statue of the Virgin. But this cozy corner of parochial school ignores the chaos of a universe freighted with injustice and hardship. In her lecture on the order of the cosmos, Sister Mary Ignatius, played by Erne Talbot, has pat answers. After life on earth, the soul is consigned to heaven, hell or purga tory according to the degree of one's adherence to church doctrine. Pre sumably, none but Catholics will enter the Gates. As far as human suffering goes, all rewards and answers can be found only in the afterlife. Short of that, a cookie can tide the soul over. The nun's straightforward, tour guide descriptions of heaven, hell and purgatory provide early laughs in the play." Durang's cunning is evident here. The descriptions aren't inherently different from those one would hear from a hard-backed pew. But in the seats of a theatre, the audience can listen without fear of laughing at what is laughable. . Drama first developed from reli gious ceremony. This fact is brought hilariously home by a pageant performed by four adult alumni of Sister Mary Ignatius' tutelage. Poets to be chosen for reading Six local ooets will be selected to read their works with established writers during the Carrboro ArtSchool Poets Exchange 84-85 season. In addition to the reading, a $50 prize will be awarded to each selected poet. John Montague, who has published many poetry collections over the past 20 years, will hold a reading at 4 p.m. on Sept. 30. Some of his works are: Poisoned Lands, A Chosen Light and The Dead Kingdom. Service frat holds rush tonight UNC's Rho Chapter of Alpha Phi Omega, the co-ed service fraternity, will hold its fall formal rush meeting tonight at 7 p.m. in the Student Union. APO is responsible for sponsoring and coordinating various campus and THE Daily Crossword By Susan Mindell ACROSS 1 Gaze rudely 6 " the valley of.-" 10 Widow of a knight 14 law and 15 Approach 16 Verve 17 Reneges on a promise 19 Tough spot 20 Homily: abbr. 21 Invent 22 Gluts 23 Collar button 24 Encourage 26 Aureole 28 Having keen vision 33 Journals 35 Harvest 36 Eggs 37 Arthurian lady 38 Was inquisitive 40 out (made do) 41 Longtime period 42 Golf needs 43 Church -officials 45 Very stubborn 43 Free from . trouble 43 Requests 50 Susa's land 52 Portents 55 Cupid 56 Young fellow 59 Promenade 60 Put on the back burner 63 Otherwise 64 Islands off Galway 65 Ghostly 68 Leading lady 67 Selling place 63 Great fear DOWN 1 Plants seed 2 Oak or maple 3 Heb. month 4 Legal point 5 Certain muscle 6 Secret 7 Broadway sign 8 Gr. letter 9 Leftover morsel 10 Discussion 11 Dismounted 12 Horse's hair 13 Calls it a day 18 Actor Gossett 22 Leak slowly 23 Winter vehicle 24 Author James 25 Cutting edge 26 Asian capital 27 Mimicking 29 Rebel 30 Connects 31 Each and 32 Fathers 33 Chick's sound 34 Utter 39 Lipstick colors 40 Cheese 42 Hardy heroine 44 Discovered 46 Yearn for A modern , variant on morality plays, the slapdash depiction of Christ's life includes the birth and crucifixion of a plastic doll Messiah, and a makeshift, two-man camel whose hump becomes a guardian angel in a moment of dramatic economy. This section and the play as a whole are handled well by director Daniel Clancy. Bob Baumgardner and Katrina Stevens, working together as the camel then separately as Aloyisius and Philomena, make the most of their roles. In particular, Stevens hams up her dromedary part delight fully, but knows to calm down when the camel mask comes off. As Gary, the Joseph of the pageant, Mark Logan serves his role well. But as Diane Mary, the voice of revolt against Sister Mary Igna tius' instruction, Melissa Lockhart is too controlled. Granted, an over emotional performance would be alienating, but so is her wall of self containment. A happy surprise in the cast is Jon Gardiner as Thomas, the nun's current student who has learned his lessons only too well. His grim, schoolboy demeanor and deadpan delivery pleasantly contradict the general rule that children onstage, like animals, invite dramatic catastrophe. " Ultimately, the evening rests on the black-draped shoulders of the dreaded sister herself. Eme Talbot's mix of contemplative pauses and lively outbursts of theology and or lunacy nicely dramatize the contra dictory impulses at the heart of her calling. Talbot makes the nun a sympathetic monster. Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You is a harsh comedy, but not gratuitous. At the base of the humor, as in all good comedy, there lies a foundation of seriousness in this case, nothing less than the question of human suffering. This play demonstrates theatre's values as a tool for approaching and examining our taboos through humor. It also shows the close link between drama and religion. When the answers are pre-packaged and the company too solemn, theatre still offers chances to ask, and to laugh. The Duke Players' production of Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All for You continues Friday and Sat urday at 8:15 p.m. For ticket infor mation, call 684-4059. On Nov. 11, poet J.W. Rivers will hold a reading at 4 p.m. Rivers' books include Chicago Poems and When the Owl Cries, Indians Die. Workshops will precede each reading and are limited to eight participants.. Anyone interested in taking part in the September, November or December series should register at the ArtSchool by Sept. 15. A fee of $20 is required. The deadline for entry is Sept. 15, 1984. community service projects, including Bloodmobiles, UNC campus tours, a campus-wide lost and found and a book co-op. For more information, call the APO Complex at 962-1044 or 962-3996. i n n n r r 6 p n n r iio m 112 113 I? 11" 19 lo """" Ti 22 """ 23 """"" 24'j2f' 16T27 """" " ""'" 2B" 29"" " """" 30 iTXiF" M' nam mwmm mm mmammmm Lm.Wittrt mmmm mmhm mhhh mmhh hhhm hmw-'IH ohmh hhh 33 34 35 36 "37" """ 33 39 "" 40" TT 42"" """" """ 71 if" 45 46 " 47" : 48 ' ' : 15- """ " " "" so TT" "- " " 52 1 53 1 54 55" ) " 557158' 60 6T" 62' 64 . 5 "66 "67 Ti 1984 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 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