The Daily Tar HeelFriday, September 19, 19867
Continental Travel is interested in hiring a student for
.part-time position. Hours: 1 toS Mon. through Fri. Apply
3 to 5. Ask for Dale.
Male Yard Worker Needed 3 hours per week (Mon,
Tues. or Fri.) transportation needed $5 per hour. 933
01 14 aB day or after 6 pm for sure.
BaBoo aad Tmm is looking for daytime delivery
people. Friendly attitude and good singing voice are
essential. Theater background a plus. Call for audi
twn.7433.
BABYSITTER for two boys ages 9 and 11, evenings
once or twice a week as needed. Close to campus,
transportation required. 967-5893 between 3 and 9pm.
'Part-time positions available immediately
Mornings, afternoons, or nights.
20 30 hours per week and excellent pay.
Take orders from our toll-free mail order customers
and assist with data processing. Bicycling or typing
experience helpful but riot necessary. Must have good
phone personality and enjoy people. Part-time Retail
Salesperson needed for late afternoons and alternate
Saturdays. Experience or interest in bicycling helpful.
We offer flexible hours, competitive pay, responsibility,
and excellent experience. Third shift Clerical Position
available immediately. Light typing and order process
ing. Some customer contact. Good phone personality
and reliability a must. Excellent pay and experience.
Please apply to: Performance Bicycle 404 E.Main Street
CarTboro, NC 27510.
The Coalition for Battered Women needs volunteers
'to work at our shelter for women and children who
have been forced to leave their homes due to violence.
Training begins October 4. Call 9673662.
Live - In residential night manager needed for shelter
for battered women and their children. Requires
maturity, ability to respond to emergencies and
experience working with women and children. Ideal for
single woman who wants free room. For more
information caB 9673662.
RELIEF PARKING LOT ATTENDANTS - Town of
Chapel Hill. Part-time, year-round, on an "as needed"
basis. Staff a municipal parking lot booth, checking
patrons in & out. Must be able to compute hours, count
money, give change. $5.0fihr. Apply by Sept. 30:
Municipal Bldg. 306 N Columbia. EOAAE.
LIBRARY ASSISTANT I Town of Chapel Hill.
Weekends only, at Public Library's circulation desk.
Saturday 9-5 pm, Sunday 3-6 pm; 10hrs week. Minimum
rqrmts: HS diploma, 6 months lib. exper; or any
equivalent. Prefer basic knowledge of booksliterature.
Start $5.69 hr. Apply by Sept. 25: Municipal Bldg, 306
N Columbia St. EOAAE.
Needed: manager for wrestling team - male or female.
It interested, come by 130 Carmichael. Also needed:
someone interested in photography or videotaping.
The VILLAGE ADVOCATE is hiring permanent
carriers and substitutes to deliver the ADVOCATE on
Sundaymomings and Wednesdays. Good pay. Flexible
hours. Call Circulation, 968-4801.
Need secretary for miscetlaneousprojects 0-5 hours
weekly. Prefer business, accounting, or computer
science students. Call Walter Durham. 929-3809.
Yarkwork at $5hr. Three energetic young men needed
Saturday morning (921) and or Friday morning (926)
to help owner finish landscaping new home. Call 493
8249 anytime.
The Bread Shop is seeking several part-time
workers. Approx. 18hrswk. Call 942 8047 ask for
George.
YOU LIKE CARS? Autos by Precision, the areas
leading facility for service and sales of Japanese,
German and Swedish Autos has several openings:
ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT. Hours: 8:00
10:30 am Mon. -Fri. Answer phones, customer
relations, customer follow-up, organizational work.
Need: positive personality, bright, responsi
ble.AUTO DETAILER. Tues., Weds., Thurs.,
nights 5-10, some days. Complete car cleaning.
Must be perfectionistic, very neat, responsible,
reliable. Call today and tell us what you have to
otter. 929-1976.
TIRED OF EARNING MINIMUM WAGE FOR
MAXIMUM EFFORT? Try us! Spare time work
produces $28,000-$ 100 ,000 year. No selling, risk,
or pressure. Start immediately. Send $2.00 for
materials and postage: C. Clark, 95 South Elliott
Suite G, Chapel Hill, NC 27514. $2.00 refunded
if not satisfied.
Do you have an outgoing personality? Do you have
a positive attitude? Do you like working in a
constructive environment? Do you need flexible
hours day or night? Do you like being part of
a winning team? Then come join the Winning Team
at Western Sizzlin Steak House, 324 W. Rosemary
St. No phone calls please.
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Experienced DJ wanted for mixer to be held in
Durham on the evening of Sept. 30. Must have
own equip., own transportation, and good bands
tunes. Excellent pay for 3 hours work. References
Please. If interested call Rina during business hours
at 942-4057.
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Parkiae. Ceatrel B-13 YMCA BaiMiao
(942-7144).
Help stop the Eric and Heather thing
stolen property: camera equip,
jewelry, clothing, medical
equipment shoes, guns etc.
$200 cash reward.
No questions askied information only.
933-5435 leave message
Harmony Farm
Stables
announces the
addition
of Irene Winkler,
formally of Hunter's Isle
Farm, to our staff. We
would like to invite her
former students to come
and ride with us and we
welcome any new
students. Irene can be
reached from 8 to 3 at
9296436.
aeeded. Petea-
COMMEBC1AL PHOTOGBAPHY
STUDIO Needs models on a regular basis to
model sportswear for brochures and catalogues.
Minimum pay $30 per hour. Excellent opportunity
lor extra income. For appointment call 1-774-8112.
PAGE 13 STUDIOS, INC.
BLACK FEMALES (18 22) NEEDED FOR BONE
HEALTH STUDY. Obtain free personal report on
your diet and bone health. Call Nutrition Depart
ment for information, appointment 966-3402.
Seeking responsible, reliable fulland part-time
waiters waitresses. Apply in person Hope Valley
Country Club. 3803 Dover Road. Durham
Help needed in the ski department at Durham
Sporting Good. Responsibilities include selling and
repairing skis and also working in the ski rental
departement. Only responsible hard working
people need apply. Apply in person at Durham
Sporting Goods, Northgate Mall location between
1pm 5pm Mon-Fri. See Bryan Johnston.
business opportunities
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S942.
employment
HIGH COMMISSIONS WITH EASY TO SELL PRO
DUCT. ANYONE CAN DO IT. NOTHING TO
STOCK. NO DELIVERS, CALL 919 884 5635 OR
WRITE JAMES HAYWORTH P.O. BOX 1793 HIGH
POINT, NC 27261.
for sale
USED FURNITURE. We have more than anyone in
the area. Desks, chairs, beds, chests, lamps. THE
TRADING POST, South Greensboro Street, Carrboro.
(next to Wendy's) 942-2017. FREE DELIVERY with this
ad.
One roundtrip ticket anywhere in U.S. on Continental
Airlines. Good through 787. Must be male. $238 or best
offer. Call Steve at 967-6319.
For sale: One Fox Vixen Radar Detector for $125 and
one Canon AE-1 for $125. CaH 929-7448 anytime and
leave message.
MOPED FOR SALE: 1983 Tomos Bullet, $275 includes
Tarp, will negotiate price. Call 933-2944, keep trying
or leave a message.
23" Fuji bicycle, accessories, $290; 19" Fuji bicycle, $250;
Sony r-to-r, built-in amp, many features, $600; Panasonic,
cassette-deck, $100; amptuner, $100; call 968-1422
evenings.
For Sale: Schwinn Super Sport ten speed. Good
condition. $100.00. Leave message for Chip 929-6799.
Pentax K-1000, 35 mm Camera with bag and filter
$120.00 - Toshiba Beta VCR with tapes and Head
Cleaning Kit $230.00. Call Kevin at 933 9428.
MOPED FOR SALE: Honda Express- low mileage; great
condition. Perfect for off campus. Have to sell-being
punished. Asking $350. Call Kristi 942-3729
1972 VW Bug. Light blue. 2 new tires. Good condition.
$1500. 929-9626.
Good basic transportation. 1972 Datsun. Excellent
condition. 2 DR, 35MPG.AM FM Stereo Cassette. $650.
Call 4894641 pm 800-6723323 9 5. Ask for Mr.
Newman.
Loft for sale! Bolted together Reusable has bookcase
separating beds. Two ladders, side railings. Call Karl
Elmore at 929-9309.
'82 Honda Nighthawk 450, super cond., $975 or best
offer. '81 Kawasaki K2440LTD, sacrifice $700 neg.
Phone 481-3243. Keep trying.
New lacrosse stick, helmit, negotiable. Workkitchen
table $20. Corner desk $15. Lots of excellent mens
clothes medium. Books, albums. 942 7118 or 966-2835.
CARPET FOR SALE; 9x12. Great for dorm or hard
wood floors. Med. Brown $30.00. Can 967 2204 After
5:30 pm.
Multi family yard sale. Saturday, Septmeber 20. 8:30am
12:30pm. 118 Kenan Street. Don't Miss all the bargms!
STEREO- receiver, turntable, and speakers. Radio
Shack brand. Good condition. Great for dorm room.
$40,929-9933.
COMPUTER: Must SeD! Pascal, M Basir, 5 Bask,
Fortran, Cobol, Entire WordStar Package, Assembler,
and DBase D. Two Drives, Keyboard, and Monitor. $500.
Call 933-2461.
Off Campus Students wanting to move on Campus.
Ehringhaus Contract for sale, 6th floor quiet back room.
Contract Marsha at 942-8851.
HONDA SPREE moped; BRAND NEW; NEVER
DRIVEN; make an offer; 933 3884; ask for Chris, or
leave a message.
For Sale: extra long couch in excellent condition. $60.00.
Call 967-0360 after 5:00pm.
FURNITURE -SOFAS, SLEEPERS, CHAIRS,
CARPET REMNANTS, BEDDING - AT EXCEP
TONAL SAVINGS, STYLE CRAFT INTERIORS.
3738 CHAPEL HELL BLVD. ACROSS FROM
SOUTH SQUARE MALL. DURHAM - 489 9191.
CHAPEL HILL - 929-7200.
cars for sale
1976 Chevy Malibu stationwagon. 81,000 miles, one
owner, clean, runs well. Power steering, power brakes.
New shocks, muffler, tune-up. $1200. Call Paul days
929 1352, evenings 929-5521.
1975 VW Beetle, 75,000 miles, 3000 miles on engine,
new tires and brakes. Asking $1395. Call Paul days 929
1352, evenings 929-5521.
1981 Audi in Great Condition, Sunroof, Green, AC,
automatic, AMFM, Tape player Bargain price $5000.
1980 Chevy Citation, dark green, v-6, auto, air, AMFM,
power steering, power brakes, 100,00 miles, good
condition. $1200. 967 9623
Roger is a fun loving 73 Cutlass who runs well, has
AC and AMFm cass. If interested in giving him a home,
please caH 942-6810.
Can you buy Jeeps, Cars, 4x4's Seized in drug raids
for under $100.00? Call for facts today. 602-837-3401.
Ext. S 2052.
1978 Chevy Monza. 70,000 miles, V-6, 4-speed manual.
Tires, clutch, water pump almost new. $700. 929-9933.
CELLAR DOOR
Now accepting
Prose
Poetry
Graphics
Deadline: Sept. 29, Box 23 Union
Roomates Wanted
967-0044
1983 Honda CIVIC 1500s in excellent condition, 3 door
hatchback; 5 speed manual, AC, AM, FM, tape, $5,000.
929 9145.
1979 'Honda Accord Hatchback, good condition,
silver, reduced to $1500.00. Owner will finance with
$1000.00 down. Call Gordon Battle at 929-8942.
942-6999.
USED TRUCKS 1978 Dodo M 1-tea
vaa $22. 1978 Fore1 F1M eickaa $17M.
CaB --t-2-i weekdays. 929-2179.
for rent
Carrboro apartment. Two bedrooms, one bath. On bus
route and is a short bike ride, to campus. Rent $385.00,
929-5491 eves.
1 bdrm, end unit, top floor, garden apt. available to
sublet Nov. 1. University Lake, Carrboro. On J and
C buslines. Quiet and very convenient to campus and
shopping. 301mo. plus utilities. Call after 6: 929-7280.
RENT: $ 89.50MONTH!!!-for 2 neat, non-smoking, pet
less femaks(share a room). Kingswood Apts. 1 bath,
utilities. Available Oct 15th. Call 966-5535 days, 942
8099 nights.
Laxary two Bedrooat 1 Bath Daelex, 12M
So,. Ft., tea auaatca to caaaeae, private lot,
PETS OK, Beat aeeariaele. CaB B&B laveet
ateata 9294942, 933-561.
Laxary Three Bedrooat 1 bath hoaae, tea
miaatee to caasaaa, an carpet, eaiat, private
lot, reat aeeotiahle, Pets OK, BAB laveet
aaeata 929-8942, 933-541.
WANTED FOR RENT 3 BEDROOM HOUSE
WITHIN 1 MILE OF CAMPUS. $500.00 MAXI
MUM 933-6898. AFTER 6.00 P.M. 942-8940.
IMMEDIATE OCCUPANCY.
roommate
Male graduate or professional student roommate
needed for two bedroom Carolina Apt. starting ' 1
August. Rent: $200 plus utilities. Apt. includes two
baths, microwave, AC and pool. CaD 919-929-2970 after
6pm.
WANTED: 2 Female Roommates, preferably non
smokers, to live at Carolina Apartments. Rent $110
month plus utilities. Furnished and much privacy.
Call 967-0843.
CHANCELLOR SQUARE: 2 Female Roommates
Wanted. Beautifully furnished townhouse. $250month
phis utilities. Contact Mrs. Ray at 1-919-425-6732 after
6:00 pm!
Non-smoking male roommate needed for Carolina
Apartment in excellent condition. Available immediately.
Nine month lease. Call Doug 962-3130 3-6 pm or leave
message at 942-0699.
FEMALE ROOMMATE for next semester wanted $89
month and y4 utilities, call Angela afternoonevening 967
9319. Wanted: Male roommate for 2 BR, 254 BA Village Green
Condo. Includes pool, club house, tennis courts, great
roommates. Only $130.00mth plus utilities. Call 942
6359. Female roommate needed for Village West Condo; off
Airport Road, on bus route, pool, tennis courts; Rent
$170mo. plus one-third utilities. 929-0892.
Stuck in bad living situation or dorm? Two sorority girls
looking for similar type fun girl to share 3 bdrm house
off Franklin ST. 130mo. for your own room. Call 933
9425. Keep trying!
FREE Rent for Sept. Own room in 3 BR Old Well Condo.
$165mo plus 13 util. Under grad., non-smoker
preferred. Call 933 9262.
Roommate Hotline- need a place to live? Try
Kensington Trace- new student alternatives. We
have it all! Catch our shuttlebus or call 967-0044
and reserve today.
Get in on the ground floor at MILL CREEK by
purchasing a condo while it's under construction.
Your parents can make money buying at dis
counted preconstruction prices - and you can live
among friends in style and comfort. Plan ahead -talk
to your parents about getting a condo now,
move in between semesters, and become one of
the first to enjoy this exciting hew lifestyle.
Washersdryers, swimming pool, tennis courts. So
convenient to campus - a bike or moped will do.
MILL CREEK - destined to become Chapel Hill's
finest university-oriented neighborhood. On Airport
Road, just down from Franklin Street, mile on
the right. CaD 942-7475.
Ride needed to Asheville area on Sept. 26th. Can leave
by 1:30pm. Will pay for gas. Please call Elizabeth at
933-7751.
1 or 2 non-smoking individuals needed for carpool from
RaleighWest Cary area to Chapel Hill. Flexible 8 to
5 routine. Call 9664323, ask for Kevin.
personals
Limited Tuae - gorgeous, brand new, one bedroom
apartments. Starting at $340month. Rock Creek
Aaartaaeato 967-2111.
HALF PRICE SALE. The week that we use your idea
in our weekly DTH ad, we will clean your apartment.
$5 for 2 bed 1 bath or $6 for 3 bed 2 bath. Write Academic
Cleaning Service, PO Box 2632, Chapel Hill, NC 27514
with your hook sentence, telephone number, and apt.
complex. Deadline: must be received by Thursday each
week! UNC students only.
To the 57"-5'8" girl with curly, light brown hair in Bio. 11,
we looked, there was a smile and I remembered you
from Emerald Isle. I used to sport a moustache. Please
respond.
Like to Rock 'n Roll Hard as H...? Want to start a
band? Give me a call ... Malcolm 968-4304 (after 12:00
noon).
TIRED OF RIDING THE BUS? RENT MY PARKING
SPACE-CORNER OF AIRPORT ROAD AND
NORTH STREET. CALL 967-0928 after 6:00 p.m.
D and the P.M.'s-. Changed my mind. There are some
hard feelings. You acted like hysterical school girls and
you made me feel rotten about myself. I'm not a saint
but I don't deserve that. Thanks a lot. Wish you'd
transfer to UVA- or better yet, UCLA. (Found out who
"Keena" was- hot damn, I never dreamed!) "That Guy"
"Mane ho Man" on the phone Sunday Nite: Know you
meant well (so did I) so talk tough all you want but
please don't be dumb and take it any further. Remember
she scares me a little. You don't. B
Leslie from 304 Carmichael, You don't know me, but
I would very much like to know you. Are you available,
veryinterested and very shy. Please respond R.B.
NEED CASH??
Flexible Hours??
We'll train you in a
busy, fun environment.
Help us open the newest
GOLDEN
GOllAL
See Steve Tice or Mark Bryan
Beside
. Hotel
Europa
E.O.E.
real estate
rides
What would you do with a quarter of a million dollars?
Come to the Senior Class Gift Committee and let us
know! 6:30 in the Union.
To the CUTE guy driving the grey corvette after the
Citadel game. You can pick us up anytime) From the
girls in Granville parking lot:
Table Teaaia eathaeiaet eeeke elayiae.
earteere for week eight or weekead workeate.
ExceBeat facflhiee cloec to caaaaaa. CaB 933
4254 after 5 pm.
To the red head who aaired the eoft-haB
yuat oa Friday at Ml. Yea eaid yea wealea't
have throwa ate oat. I'm oaiy a ffreehaeaa hat
weak! like te ateet yea. M iatereeted raapoad
DTH.B.S.
THE HIGH KICKING HEELSWould like to thank
everyone for their support! Without you, we would not
be! Be sure to look for us at the Oct. 4 Game! Many
Thanks to Everyone!
Jason, you won the bet but you've already received
your payment. ..twice. Three's not always a growd. We
love you!!! Philly and Charlie.
Castle Party. October 4. Be There. Aloha.
FLESH FLASH: I'm already SHOUTING! It win have
to be next week! IH post a time, Monday in the DTH
or call 933-4264. Phil.
JULI . Happy 20th to my wonderful friend and
roommate. (Maybe we can celebrate by watching 'Come
Back, Little Sheba!) I hope it's the "bestest" birthday
ever! Love, Nancy.
TO MY SECRET ADMIRER AT BOLINWOOD.
WHAT WONDERFUL TASTE YOU HAVE! IT) LOVE
TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER SOON. M.R.933-0190.
Kristin- Happy 18th Birthday to the hottest volleyball
player on the hall!! Wow, now you can vote! Congrats,
Love Cobb 3rd West.
Join CareBae Video Yearbook! Interested stu
dents please apply. Applications at the Carolina Union
desk. First meeting is Wednesday, September 24, at
2:30pm in the Union.
To Scott M. From Long Island: Your "pad" or mine?
Get off the rag or well be back in 28 days! You give
us HEARTBURN!
Jeanette C. How does it feel to be an APO pledge?
Good Luck this semester! Your Big Bro, Duane.
To "Sven's" Owner: Happy Birthday Allen! Since it's
your 19th b-day, try to give "Sven" the day off... You
Too! Party hard and don't let your 'large following'get
you down. ..-Devious.
TWITCH - I love you more than .... you! Sorry we
argued. No one would love you more. I'D always be
your little girl. Love, CHEEKS.
Guitarists! If you have a sense of humor, a broad musical
scope and are confident of your playing ability, we'd
love to talk to you. Serious rockjazzetc. band looking
for lead guitarist to wow 'em all over campus.
Headbangers and death rockers need not call. Phone
933-8758 and ask for Ian.
TO MARTIN R: THE R. IS FOR RO... IS IT YOU?
MY INITIALS ARE S. S. YOUR SECRET
ADMIRER.
TO J. CAREH: I DONT NEED TO TELL YOU THAT
YOUR TUSH IS CUTE HOW 'BOUT I SHOW
YOU !? HUGS AND KISSES FROM SUSAN. .
B. Warden Your leopardskin turns me on! Yes, this
is a proposal. Will you marry me? Respond DTH.
Self-Hypnosis, Massage, Yoga,. Cooking, Astrol
ogy... contact the Community Wholistic Health Center,
Suite 124, Carr Mill, Carrboro, 929-1132 for our exciting
fall schedule.
To Secret Admirer: What is the second letter of my
last name and what are your initials? Martin R.
Spandau Ballet and Spikor of Alexander: We're just
following ancient history - if I strip for you will you strip
for me? Connor Spies.
Happy Birthday Jeff, The last month has been great.
I'm ready to forget the variables and get our s-t straight,
if you are. If not, can we still grub? Love Tuttle-Butt.
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Viejlaatee have ia coauaoa? They heth are
acedia, for the SBC "Toe 2" auxcr thie
Friaay aisht at Whitehead Dorai lfetv eat 14
aat...Baacoae faa provided if yoa Idea the
eeikey fridge.
To Sin Baxter's owner. Peppy Ep, and Q, thanks for
putting up with me, the Mets, and my drunken state
last weekend. Road trip to Philly next week. Raoul!
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THE Daily Crossword by Albert J. Klaus
1986 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
Al Rights Reserved
ACROSS
1 Old
5 Ah, me!
9 Pierces
14 Nude
15 Beethoven's
birthplace
16 Cal. lake
resort
17 Charles Lamb
18 Voice range
19 Coral island
20 "Sweet thee
I sing"
23 Shanty
24 Shelter
25 Adjust again
28 Sandra or Ruby
30 Declaim
violently
34 Ready to be
drawn
35 Ala. city
37 Tune
38 Gift from
France
41 Unit of work
42 Attempts
43 Then: Fr.
44 Observes
46 " the ram
parts..." 47 Doctrine
48 Coal scuttle
50 "What's up r
51 " give me
death"
60 Similar
61 Religious
image
62 Buffalo Bill's
state
63 Actor David
64 Shea athletes
65 Paris airport
66 Celts
67 Tennis name
68 Loch
DOWN
1 Fratricide
victim
2 Festival
3 Ireland
4 Tie
5 Toward the
stern
6 Lounge about
7 Against
8 Supercilious
person
9 Look fixedly
10 Tear into
shreds
11 Nautical call
12 Machete
13 Ego
21 Production
22 Fragrant resin
25 Flowers
26 nous
27 Platform
' 28 Delay
29 Building
extensions
31 Slugger Hank
KRISTA: "Shock me"-a personal! "Ha!" Here's to
"OOOOPS," "we're not in Kansas anymore," "Are you
having a good time?," "Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish...!",
"Help!" "RUN!", "Analyze", "F the Monkees," "He's
Neat!" "R-E-S P E C-T," "Tell Mitch IH be a little late,"
"Love Smells." "He didn't HAVE to say that," "I'm
hungry." "I gotta be me," "CHOO! CHOO!" "Be vewwy
vewwy quiet," "Decorating trees... cars. ..Royal Park...",
"They need us", "Couples," "V" (peace man!)
"Permanent Question Mark" ie. Mike ("He wore that
last night!") "Night Golf ...beer bang? (Tom and
SONNY!), "It's hot in here...and so am I" (Burrrrly
woosh!), "Consume Reynolds" (Baker and Greer), "The
MarkDelk) syndrome (THE shirt), "Riot night"
(Jeff..."Guido's HOT!") Ashraf and friends(?) "Tongue
Check", "WHO fondled my foot?". "He's here
somewhere by God..."(mmmmm Billy & Jones) "NO
MORE!" You're the only one who understands
"scabs" ."It's different this time," "The rapist," and being
poor. Thanks to our sponsors: Brian, Purdy's, Four
Corners, H Street, Celebrations, Time Out, Frat
Parties, He's Not (Big blue cup and a little white cup)
and a lot of beer, heartaches and laughter for bringing
us together. I'm only a hand and a half away (People
will wonder now!) Chicangas await! Love ya Mom, Katie
(B.O.K.0).
Mr. Morality. Hey baby, sex... It't time to ask that
"hugger" out! Tater and Walrus.
M.M. from Sunday nite: Nope. You didn't scare me
a little. You scared me a lot, buddy. George H. C,
I was about to sh t nickels! -D and the P.M.'s. Now,
now. Temper, temper. Don't get mad. Don't you dare.
Getting mad is crazy you know. (NOW do you see
what I mean finally? Just doing what was expected
of me. No hard feelings, OK? Friends?) -'s only me
To the UNC FOOTBALL Tarheels: You deserve a
whole bunch of aree espee eeseetee - and W's too.
(B-ball should be king only in the spring.) Take it to
'em fellas!! -from a little squirt too scrawny to put on
the pads and hat
TRACI -Here's an early wish for a wonderful weekend--let
Rollins College know how proud you are to be a
Carolina Theta! Love ya-your Big Sis
Laroy, Trac, Son, and Holls: You four are the best
friends a person could have. Remember trips to
Davidson, man hunts, Wrightsville Beach, Stadium
drinks, Frat parties, bar hopping, camping out, Deb.
party, etc. You guys have always been there. Love,
Kinz.
Hey Cherry! Happy 21st! Don't chase your finger
Celebrating or that S. O. B'ing fly! We love you: Robbie,
Chuck, Spinz, Q, Fish, M.B.P.W.A., and Naoko.
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personally.. .you know I'm just picking!
To the "Gooch" - Thanks for the card, the talks, and
especially our friendship. I love ya baby! The Boss
C.B. - Hard to believe it's already been a year (THE
MIXER seems like just yesterday!), but easy to see how
wonderful each day has been. I love you more than
yesterday and less than tomorrow. - M.L.
SJ the RA: It is amazing what can happen in one week!
My thoughts are on you. Lights out. Love, SM the IM.
TM - SO, THEY SAY IT'SYOUR BIRTHDAY!
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BRATE?!? NEVER PAST UP A PARTY! ITS GOING
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COULD POSSIBLY FIND OUT!! HAVE A GREAT
21ST!!! YOUR ROOMIES DM&TN
Liz, Looking forward to tonight. Happy Birthday. Hall
Do you need any mending or alterations done on
your clothes? Bring your clothes by UNC Laundry
at any one of our 8 convenient locations on
campus!!
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dation. Cost for dinner is $4 non-members, $3
members. Reservations requested by Fri. noon by
calling 942-4507. Hillel is located at 210 W. Cameron
behind Granville Towers.
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