HIRING! Federal government jobs in your
area and overseas. Many immediate
openings without waiting Hst or test. $15
68,000. Phone call refundable. (602) 838
8885. Ext. 5271.
18-30 YEAR OLD WHITE MEN with
respiratory colds and flu needed for paid
EPA research study at UNC. You must
be a non-smoker in good general health
no asthma or hay fever. Call Dr.
Chapman at 966-6219 or the Recruitment
Office at 966-1253 as soon as you think
you are getting a cold or the flu.
STUDENT CASHIER WANTED. Rising
sophomore or junior preferred. Requires
nights and weekends. Must be enrolled
in summer school. Apply Morehead
Planetarium ticket office, Barbara
Maddr?y.
CAROLINA INN CAFETERIA now hiring
students for breakfast, lunch, dinner. Start
now. Top pay. Open this summer. See
Patti.
NEW HIGHER DONOR fees! Earn $25.00
every week as a regular plasma donor.
Sera-Tec, 109H E. Franklin St. (above
Rite-Aid). 942-0251.
CAN YOU TYPE 45 wpm? Would you
like to put this skill to use? Do you enjoy
working with people and have a pleasant
phone manner? If you said yes to the
above questions, then consider joining the
Performance team. We are the nation's
fastest growing bicycle retaiVmail order
company and are expanding our data
entry staff. Primary responsibilty will be
entry of mail and phone orders. Other
responsibilities include answering phones,
taking orders and handling customer
inquiries. Appicants should posses above
average communication skills, have
previous public contact andor clerical
experience, and be able to work through
the summer. Complete training is pro
vided. Apply at Performance Bicycle
Shop, One Performance Way, Chapel Hill
(located off Old Lystra Rd on 15-501, near
Cole Park Plaza).
ARE YOU LOOKING for a growing
young company which offers opportuni
ties for advancement? Do you enjoy
working with people and have a pleasant
phone manner? Can you deal effectively
with the public? If you said yes to the above
questions, then consider joining the
telemarketing staff of the nation's fastest
growing bicycle retai'mail order com
pany. Part-time positions are available, 20
plus hoursweek. Responsibihies include
answering phones, taking orders for
merchandise and handling customer
inquiries. Applicants should possess
above average communication skills, have
previous public contact andor clerical
experience, and be able to type 30 plus
words per minute. Must also be able to
work through the summer. Complete
training is provided. Apply Performance
Bicycle Shop. One Performance Way,
Chapel Hill (located off Lystra Road on
15-501, near Cole Park Plaza).
PART-TIME RETAIL SALES POSITION
(12 plus hrwk) open at Performance
Bicycle Shop, nation's leading retailer of
bicycle parts and accesories. Applicant
should have basic knowledge of bicycles
and cycling equipment. Requires weekend
work. Apply 404 E. Main St., Carrboro.
summer opportunities
CAMP COUNSELORS Male Female,
Outstanding Slim and Trim Down
Camps: Tennis, Dance, Slimmnastics,
WS1, Athletics, NutritionDietetics. Age
20 plus. 7 Weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on
COLLEGE CAMPUSES in Massachu
setts, Pennsylvania, North Carolina,
California. Contact: Michele Friedman,
Director, 947 Hewlett Dr., No. Wood
mere, N.Y. 11581, 800421-4321.
UNDERGRADUATE UPPERCLASS
MEN, math and English majors summer
work as teaching assistants in one of
Virginia's most reputable residential
summer schools from June 20-August 6.
If interested, send resume and 2 letters
of recommendation to Summer School
Director, P.O. Box 426, Woodberry
Forest, VA 22989.
ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN LOOKING
FOR A GOOD SUMMER JOB??? Every
summer Great Commission International
sponsors "Leadership Training" in our
nation's capital. The staff of Great
Commission will help you find a day-time
job. And at night, you and other college
students from across the nation will learn
the dynamics of the Christian life and
develop leadership skills. For more
information call: Berk Wilson, 967-5091 or
Jeff Shipman, 933-2313.
SUMMER PHOTOGRAPHIC STU
DENT ASSISTANTS NEEDED - UNC
Photo Lab, 10-15 hours per week, expe
rience preferable but not necessary.
Contact Jane Hamborsky between 8-12
am, M-F, 962-2087 to schedule interview.
COUNSELORS: CAMP WAYNE, co-ed
children's camp. Northeastern Pennsylva
nia, offering a spirited, supportive atmos
phere for personal growth. Specialty
counselors needed for: Swimming, Sailing,
Water-Skiing, Tennis, Gymnastics, Vol
leyball, Ceramics (Hand and Wheel)
Painting, Batik, Guitar, Camping and
Nature, Nurses (R.N.) Other jobs avail
able. On Campus Interviews: Friday, April
8th from 11:00-4:30 pm. Sign up at 211
Hanes Hall. For further information call
516-889-3217.
CL-CC-CP
111 be home one month (and
one day) from today. Summer
'88 will be the start of some
thing wonderful! I Miss U!
Surprises and more surprises.
Keep Well!
LA-GC
mnsmc
performing mrtscnamtXe
Break from studying
and check out some
real performance art!
Wed., April 6
8:00 PM
Union Cabaret
FREE
Refreshments!
Sponsored by the
Carolina Union Performing
Arts Committee
CAROLINA UNION
Sports & Rec
presents
An Evening with
Acoustic Guitarist
MICHAEL
GOGGIN
Jormer member
of SPEIDEL
GOODRICH
GOGGIN
Two Shows on April 13th
8 & 10 pm
Cabaret Room
$1.00
Tickets on Sale March 28 at
Union Box Office
FREE Deer & Wine
Coffee and with proof of
snacksl age.
CrY
CAMP MOREHEAD BY-THE SEA, the
'Sailing Camp of the Atlantic Coast' is now
hiring counselors 19 years and older for
9 weeks, June to August. Write: J. Purcell
Jones, Box 4 16. Morehead City , NC 28557
or call (919) 726-3960 (days) or 726-5321
(nights).
SUMMER POSITIONS - Develop peo
ple skills and leadership abilities while
gaining valuable life experiences as one
or more of the following: cabin counselors,
program specialists (swimming (WSI),
tennis, gymnastics, archery, riflery , sailing,
water skiing, arts and crafts, ropes-course,
etc.) Nurses (RN) and more. Camp
Kanata offers this experience with com
pensation based on age, certifications, and
experience. A rising college sophomore
(with one year's experience, life saving and
First Aid) has the opportunity to earn
$1,250 for a successful performance as a
cabin counselor. Interested? A represen
tative will be available on campus at
Carolina Student Union from 10 am to
3 pm on Wednesday, April 6. Or apply:
Director, Camp Kanata, Rt. 3, Box 192
Wake Forest, N.C. 27587.
CASHIER NEEDED - Chapel Hill Pks
Rec. Collect admissions to outdoor pool;
assist public with information; some
maintenance. 40 hrsweek, alternate
weekends. Prefer Red Cross CPR, First
Aid & Adv. Lifesaving; require pleasant
personality, good communication skills.
$4-4.40hr. Apply by April 15: 200 Plant
Rd. 968 2790. EOAAE.
NEED 20 STAFF to complete hiring for
boy's sections of summer camp. Tennis,
golf, aquatics, water skiing, and general
sports skills. Pay is $85 per wee plus
bonuses, room and board. Apply now to:
Camp Thunderbird, One Thunderbird
Lane, Clover, S.C., 29710-9203; or, call
803-831-2121.
RALEIGH INTERNSHIPS: Management,
marketing, sales positions available. For
more information, call our Durham office
at 489 2679.
IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING for student.
Lab assistant to work in a Biology
Research Lab approximately 20 hrswk
during summer. Hours may be extended
if desired. Will train on the job. Good pay.
Science background preferred. Friendly
environment. Need references. Contact
Dr. Ting at 966-5538 or 966-3835.
SUMMER JOB: Responsible person to
care for my 1 yr. old in my home starting
in May. 35-45 hrs wk. Non-smoker, own
transportation and references required.
Call 942-8344 after 5 p.m.
WSI Swim Instructors needed for summer
swim lessons with Orange County Recrea
tion and Parks. Call Lynn Hecht at 968
4501, ext. 295.
SUMMER STAFF WANTED: Con
frontation Point Ministries hiring high
adventure Wilderness Coordinators,
Day Camp, Special Needs, Hearing
Impairment, Medical Needs, and
Appalachian Home Repair Coordina
tors. Non-profit organ., mbr. of
A.C.AC.C.I., Write: P.O. Box 50,
OZONE. TN 37842, (615) 484-8483.
child care
SEEKING DEPENDABLE LOVING
CARE for girls 4 and 11, weekday
mornings through summer. Transporta
tion, references and experience required.
Near campus $5hr. 967-6917.
HELP! Student Mom desperately needs
babysitter for school-aged children, June
1 to August 5. Own transportation. Good
pay. Call 489-0638 after 6 pm.
housesitting
HOUSE SITTER AVAILABLE May 10 to
Aug 10. Non-smoker, non-drinker. IH
watch your house in return for room and
utilities. For a small fee III also do yard
work. One mile from campus preferred.
Can Heather, 933-3405, after 3:00 pm.
LEAVING THIS SUMMER? Looking for
an housesitter, who is experienced with
housesitting and likes pets? If you are
interested, caH Amehe von Schwerin (703)
365-0540 or (919) 383-3237. 1 am going to
be around DurhamChapel Hill from
beginning of May until the end of August.
for sale
CASIO COMPUTERIZED TYPEWRI
TER Used one semester, like brand
new. Extra ribbon included, speU check,
memory, special printing modes. If inter
ested call Karla at 933-6203.
GREAT DEAL. Avanti 6 cubic ft. dorm
REFRIGERATOR. Good condition. $80,
price negotiable. Call Gail or Claire at 933
1226. STEREO FOR SALE! Technics semi
automatic turntable, Onryo 25 Watt
receiver, Eckman 101 speakers! $300.00
negotiable! Call Glenn or Jill at 968-8003.
10-SPEED JEUNET BICYCLE, 20" frame;
professionally rebuilt, $95 (Neg.) Electros
tatic speaker (QUAD), full range. Excel
lent condition (NEW $1600) asking $250.
929-5201.
LOFT FOR SALE: Very sturdy double loft
(Carolina Blue) comes with wall-to-wall
(almost) carpet and curtains (pink). North
campus rooms. Only $150. Call Donna at
933-3631.
LOFT FOR SALE: $50 xgotiable.
Fit. y size dorm room or apart
neat. CaD 929-5061. Keep tryiog.
Ask for Debbie or Marieke.
Car olinaW omen
in Business
presents
A "Dress for
Success"
Fashion Show
Discussion & Slides
sponsored by
Montaldo's
Wed., April 6
Carolina Student
Union 208
4:00 PM
Reception to follow.
Public cordially invited
Start the 1988-89
school year off the
right way... Be a
PRE
ORIENTATION COUNSELOR!!
Pick up applica
tions at 103A
South Bldg. or
the BSM office.
Only 45 positions
available, so get
applications in
early!
DEADLINE:
APRIL 13
wheels for sale
CAR FOR SALE: 79 VW Rabbit. 65,000
miles on engine. Great gas milage and new
tires. $1100 or best offer. 942 6848 (after
6).
HAVE FUN driving an exciting Toyota
MR2. 1986, fully loaded, bright red, looks
great, runs perfectly, Great Price, call 933
3508 for more information.
WHY WALK? Ride a 1986 Honda Spree.
Driven less than 10O0 miles. Helmet and
lock included. $450 cash or best offer. 942
1869, Karen after 6 p.m.
BIKES N STUFF: 25" Centurion Comp
TA racing, good shape, $175. 21" Cen
turion LeMans 12, excellent shape, $185.
27" x 1 clincher aero sealed wheels, $55.
968-3729.
tickets
FLY: ONE WAY TICKET - RDU to
FLORIDA on April 10 - only $105! Call
929-0964 afterS pm.
music
HD 1200 BASS GUITAR, 6 months old,
like new. $200. Fender sidekick 15 amp,
$75. Will sell separate or together. Jeff,
929-1787.
FOR SALE: CZ-1 Performance Synthes
izer, RAM cartridge, case. Programmable
Digital Effects Unit. Must sell. Make an
offer. Call 968-3566 before 9 am or 9-11
evenings.
FENDER STRATOCASTER and
GALUEN-KRUEGER amplifier for sale.
Excellent condition. Must see. Call Bob
at 933-0924.
real estate
WHY PAY RENT? Two and three
bedroom single-family homes in the
Tandler subdivisions affordable for
Chapel Hill residents who make
$20,000-$31,500 year. "Low down
payment, 7 20-year fixed rate
financing and closing costs paid. Call
Sandy Isler for details at 967-2888, or
stop by the model homes 4:30-7:00
pm Tuesday-Sunday.
for rent
EAST FRANKLIN ST. condo unfurnished
$425month furnished $650month. 2
bedroom, 1 bath, washerdryer hookups.
968-1429. Also duplexes Hwy 15-501;
mobile homes or mobile home lots. 967
3032. FOR RENT. Sherwood Colony Condom
inium. East Franklin Street. 2 bedrooms.
Kitchen appliances. Washerdryer hook
ups. Energy efficient heat pump. $400
month plus utilities. References necesa
" ary. Call 929-8478.
SUMMER SUB-LEASE: Single or double
occupancy, walk to campus, quiet neigh
borhood, negotiable rate. Contact Haydn
Jones morning and evening. 968-1864.
NEED A CHEAP PLACE to live this
summer? How about the Sig Ep house?
Air conditioning, great location and pool
(Granville). If interested call Nate at 942
1348. ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT next to
pond on 10 acres for rent in exchange
for 17 hours a week of work and light
maintenance. Couple preferred. 6 minutes
to UNC. Call 967-3221. Available in May.
BRIGHT, SPACIOUS 3BR, 2 bath apart
ment for rent May-Aug. Furnished. fyC,
dishwasher, washerdryer. Located near
Carr Mill Mall. Rent negotiable. 929-8450.
VILLAGE GREEN CONDOMINIUM
near campus, large 2br, 24 bath. Accom
odates 4 students. Washerdryer, lighted
tennis courts, large pool, clubhouse, RC
rating, storm windows and doors, brick
patio, mirror highlights. 929-5660.
FREE ON CAMPUS PARKING SPOT
when you rent my fully furnished Kensin
ton Trace unit next year. Also free bus
passes, flexible lease, pool. Whitney 967
8535. 3BR 2BATH BOUNWOOD CONDO for
sublet May-August. Pool, tennis, laundry,
parking. 1 mile from campus. On bus line!
Cafl 929-7918. Keep trying!
SUMMER SUBLEASE in Chancellor
Square. Fully furnished, microwave,
washerdryer. Call 968-8310.
TAKE UP OUR LEASE through July 31.
Colonial Arms 10 mins. from campus.
$360month. 2 BR, AC. 2 weeks rent free.
Close to everything. 968-1256.
3 BEDROOM Carolina Apartment. Sub
lease from us in May and you renew lease
for next year. Perfect for 3 or 4 people,
reasonable rent, many extras, only $150
deposit. Hurry, this apartment hasn't been
available for years. 942 8840.
ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT for rent
effective mid-May until August. Option to
rent for next year. Great location on
Rosemary Street next to Breadmen's. Call
929-4551.
NEED SOMEONE to sublease poolside
3 bedroom Townhouse apartment. Begin
ning June 1st through August 15th. Call
anytime: Kelly, 933-7328; Sara, 933-7315;
Susan, 933-7368.
SUMMER SUBLET May-August. One
bedroom, AC, dishwasher, carpeting,
pool. Very quiet, convenient to campus.
Chambers Ridge Apts. (across from
Carolina Apts.). Call 967-0443.
GORGEOUS SUBLET - CONDO, V,
mile. Beauty, loaded. Built-ins hardwoods,
AC, etc. Very flexible terms and price.
Your own big room. Approx. 41-815.
Joe, 968-6864.
Pre-Law Club
Meeting
with
Elizabeth Furr &
Charles Daye
of the
UNC Law School
7:00 PM, Wed.,
April 6
meet in the lobby of the
UNC Law School
fun
run
Saturday, April 16
2- and 4-mile courses
FREE! to enter
Coke, pizza party,
prizes. Details and
entry forms in Rm 200,
Carolina union.
DEADUNE: APRIL 12
," ; Sports &
2vyt Rec
SUBLET NOW FOR SUMMER! Apt. on
Rosemary St. Easy walk to campus and
Franklin St. Parking places included. Call
now! Great location. 968-1825.
SUMMER SUBLET - Furnished or
unfurnished with PRIVATE BATH AND
LARGE WALK IN. 10 minute walk to
campus in new house. Call Joe at 942
6479. SUMMER SUBLET 2 BR townhouse,
fully furnished, close to campus, foldout
couch for possible third BR, May-July.
Price reasonable and negotiable. Call 968
8457. NEW FULLY FURNISHED MILL
CREEK condo for rent this summer: Pool,
tennis, washerdryer, dishwasher, dispo
sal. mile from campus. Only $400mo
Call Jim at 967-6520.
roommates
FEMALE SEEKS two roommates. You
and a friend can move in and enjoy pool,
tennis, busline, in furnished, two bedroom,
two bath condo at Kensington Trace.
Available summer sessions and next year.
$175month. Call 942-7456.
SUMMER HOUSING WORRIES ARE
OVER! Completely furnished 2 BR apart
ment, cool and comfortable! $195month
if alone, $125month if two share room.
Super location. Call Kathy or Amy, 967
3423. TWO ROOMMATES needed for fall.
Fully furnished modern condo with
washer, dryer, microwave, AC, pool. Two
bedrooms, three baths. The Oaks. $160
month plus utilities. Call 967-4830.
NEED A ROOMMATE? Non-smoking
female seeking apartment to share for '88
'89 school year. Call Cindy at 933-6262.
LOOK OUT! Two active-on-campus and
fun female undergrads in search of two
summer housemates. Own rooms. Great
house. Great location. Call 968-3232.
WHASSA MATTA WITYOU? Yawanna
live inna dorm witta buncha geeks, or wit
an RTVM junior inna big 2BR semi
furnished apt? Only $175mo plus
utilities. It's open for summer andor fall.
Call Jason at 968-6975.
HOUSEMATE NEEDED May 1 Aug 1 in
Colony Woods, on busline, own room, no
deposit, 15 utilitties, $150mo. negotiable.
Call 929-8830.
ROOM TO RENT for summer in house
off Merritt Mill. Fully furnished, no deposit,
no lease $150mo. plus one-third
utilities. Call Mike at 968-0466.
ROOMMATE(S) WANTED to share a
two bedroom apt. at Old Well Cond. $150
$200 per month, can move in at any time.
Call Clay, 933-8614.
WANTED 1 OR 2 HOUSEMATES for
summer and or next year. 10 minute walk
to campus. Fireplace, dishwasher. $175.00
per month. Call 929-6070.
2 FEMALES seek 2 roommates for both
summer sessions. Must be available May
1. Can 929-2961.
FEMALES SEEK TWO NONSMOKING
ROOMMATES: 2 bedroom, 2 bath luxury
condo. WD, AC, fully furnished, mile
from campus. $220month includes util
ities. Please call Jennifer 942-9631 night
or (704) 328-1106 day collect. Fall and
possibly summer.
LOW, LOW RENT IN EXCHANGE FOR
CHILD CARE. $100 per month for large
room and utilities in house on bus line.
In exchange for child care from 3-7 pm
weekdays of pleasant 9- and 13-year old
girls. Need car to transport children on
occasion. Those who love children apply.
968-1678.
FEMALES SEEKING 1 OR 2 ROOM
MATES for summer in 3 bedroom semi
furnished Townhouse Apt. Short walk to
campus. $145 single, $99 double. Call 933
5340. THE FEDERAL GOVERN
MENT PROHIBITS THE USE
OF DISCRIMINATION ON
THE GROUNDS OF SEX,
RACE, OR RELIGIOUS PREF
ERENCE. ALL CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING IN VIOLA
TION OF THIS LAW WILL BE
CHANGED ACCORDINGLY.
travel
COED BICYCLE TOURS - Colorado
Rockies, 1988. Meet students from across
U.S. Tours include: Whitewater rafting,
jeeping, meals, lodging, complete van
support. College Cycle Tours. (313) 357
1370. rides
STUDENT NEEDED to drive car to
SEATTLE, WASH., week of May 9. We
pay part gas. Good driving records and
references required. 489-4512.
HELP! I need a ride to CHARLOTTE this
weekend. Call Ellen at 933-4983.
RIDE needed to COLUMBIA, S.C. this
weekend, 4888. Will help with gas.
Please call Lyn at 933-8112.
GOING TO CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA
Thursday or Friday? I need a ride des
perately. Please call Paula at 968-1613.
NEED RIDE DC THIS WEEKEND!
Please help. In love, must travel. Flexible.
Will drive, pay gas. Thanks. Call anytime,
leave message. Joe 968-6864.
personals
FIND EXCITEMENT. Get involved. Be
a VARSITY CHEERLEADER. Open gym
practice before tryouts April 4, 5, 6 from
7-9 pm. Fetzer Gym Gymnastics Room.
Senior Weeii '88
TODAY'S FATCNTS
WFUN College Night
FREE DRAFT!
9:30 PM
$3 Mem$4 Guest
Senior Bowling
8-10:30 PM
Student Union
500, shoes 356
presents
Adele
Arakawa
WRAL-TV anchor
Tues., April 5
8:30 PM
Union
Room 226
Everyone Welcome!
NEED A JOB? Need a job filled? Student
Part-time Employment Service (SPTES)
for help! Room 217E, Suite C, Union.
CAROLINA BEACH BLAST '88 - April
10th, Ehringhaus Field. Featuring: The
Entertainers, Catalinas, Band of OZ. Get
your T-Shirt in the Pit for $8.
WANTED: BASEBALL CARDS. Buying
and selling cards from any year. Call 933
4633 or drop by 651 Hinton James.
NEED HELP preparing your 1987 Federal
Income Tax Return? Beta Alpha Psi is
offering free assistance Mondays and
Wednesdays, 4-6 pm, Room 204 New
Carroll.
1989 WOMEN OF UNC
CALENDAR APPLICATIONS
NOW BEING ACCEPTED. Please
send two photographs. One full length,
one portrait along with your name, schooi
address, summer address and phone
number to: UNC CALENDAR, P.O. Box
13571 Research Triangle Park, N.C.
27709-3571. Applications being accepted
until April 22, 1988.
COME TO THE Four Comers of the Pit
No l.D. required and hear what
you've been missing. Wed. April 6 from
12-2 pm.
DANCSYNC IS MUSIC! DANCSYNC IS
PAINTING! DANCSYNC IS SCULP
TURE! DANCSYNC IS DANCE' EXPE
RIENCE IT! THE CABARET ROOM -CAROLINA
UNION.
VARSITY CHEERLEADING
TRYOUTS! Come ready to prac
tice at 7 pm April 10 ia Fetzer Gym
Gymaastica room.
THE PIT will never be the same! Wed
nesday, April 6 from 12-2 pm.
GO OVERSEAS FOR FREE! OR AT
LEAST SEND THE POSTCARD YOU
MAKE THERE! AT THE PIT PARTY
WED., APRIL 6, 12-6.
JACK, "What happened" was the most
incredible thing but do you really love
me? If so, meet me on Monday, 11 pm.
GENERAL COLLEGE. Alex.
THE GUY with the blue eyes, we met
Thurs. morning about 9:15 am walking
from DTH box toward Hill Hall. We talked
about Coach Smith and Basketball, your
smile caught my eye! Perhaps we can talk
Basketball again? Girl in pink t-shirt.
ITS WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, 12:00
Where is YOUR boyfriend? He's
tangled up with that tall blond in the PIT!
Come play Twister, Tye-Dye T-shirts, and
finger paint at the Pit Party! Wed. April
6, 12-2.
IT COULD HAPPEN to you! Watch
GENERAL COLLEGE, UNC's soap
opera, Monday through Thursday at 11
prison Carolina Cable 1 1. The story about
UNC.
VIRGINIA Your age is finally begin
ning to catch up with your maturity! May
God give you 20 more BEAUTIFUL
years, and then some! THANKS for
being you. I love you more than peanut
butter!! Happy Birthday, Chris B.
The Man from UNCIe
HI. BILL-IT'S VV I I I'VE KEN 7 I UZ T,
PATTY... IX) YOU m V DATING LIKE A Y 1 ( SINCERE? J
WANNA GIVE 7oiA CALENDAR, rUTT y. , J
US ANOTHER My(yV I HAVEN'T JKk L HV) ,
Doonesbury
BLUOJT, I WANT IT WAS
70 MOW WHO'S NICARA6UAN5,
RESPONSIBLE FOR. SIR.. INTEILI
j THIS PEACE. IN 66NC3 HAS
i NICARAGUA ! CONFIRME-P
N -sb IT.
Bloom County
-nit-'
WHERE me REAPERS
RB5P0NP "
TDPflY:
m. CmRLE5 RflYlHOM?
fV WORTH- PRESIPENT
OF TH6 'AMERICAN ASSOC
for tue Ajpvmceimr
OF PEOPLE WITH FACIAL
hair:
THE Daily Crossword by
ACROSS
1 Tumbler
6 Preserves
10 Movie dog
14 Flat cap
15 Pass over
16 Graceful bird
17 Field event
19 Mosquito for
one
20 One to
Jacques
21 Hurries
23 Natives: suff.
24 Tried hard
27 Fastened
2 Passing grade
30 Under the
weather
32 Site of first
Olympic
Games
33 Heir
34 Spiced stews
36 Opponents
39 Track event
42 Zodiac sign
43 Roof edge
44 West, Fla.
45 Dundee native
47 Bulg. coin
48 Mai de
49 Devilish
52 Remove from
office
54 Epoch
55 Gaff or
bowsprit
57 Chafe
58 Particles
60 Arena event
65 Part of CPA:
abbr.
66 Earring's site
67 Watery
68 Stadium
sounds
69 Other
70 Dispatches
DOWN
1 Literary
monogram
2 Zodiac sign
3 Rainbow
4 Safe
5 Office worker
6 Run
7 Peking nurse
8 Ape
9 Old Eng.
essayist
10 Uraeus
11 Racetrack
event
12 Armor piece
13 Fed the kitty
18 Rail against
22 Menu items
BIKINIS! Enter the Hawaiiaa Tropic
Bikini Coateat at the BURNOUT on
4888. All the participants receive
Hawaiian Tropic Sun Care Packages. $50
and $25 prizes for second and third places.
First Place wins $100 and free Proofes
sional portfolio by Hawaiian Tropic, plus
entry into National Hawaiian Tropic
Competition. Be Brave! Call Tim, 968
4956; Sean, 929-2828; or Pi Kappa Phi.
967-9385.
FREE CALENDARS. Come by the Yack
ety Yack office in Room 106 Carolina
Union to pick up your free color calendar.
Don't forget to order the 1988 Yack while
you are there. Time is running out.
Got your CAROLINA BEACH BLAST T
shirt yet? On sale now in the Pit for $8.
Proceeds to benefit the Ronald McDonald
House.
TIRED OF cramped dorm room? LOFT
FOR SALE! L-shaped, perfect condition.
Price is negotiable. Call 933-1643 get
some space in your place!
SHOOT YOUR FRIENDS? You can in
Triangle Aventure Games. TAG is the
adult version of "Capture the Flag" played
with paint pellet guns. Get your group
together and experience the adventure of
a lifetime. Call 732-1526.
SENIORS! Busch Gardens Saturday April
16 -$13.95, Myrtle Beach May 3,4,5 -$39.95.
Information is in Senior Class
Office. Deposits due Wednesday April 6.
BURNOUT BURNOUT BURNOUT
Pi Kappa Phi and BaoWeiaer will hold
the 12th Annual Burnout Friday, April 8.
Guadal Canal Diary ahd the Fidgets will
play. There's an Hawaiian Tropic Bikini
Contest. Dominos will sell pizza. BYOB
no glass, please. Buses will run between
the Pi Kapp House and four on-campus
sites from 2 to 6:30. NO PARKING on
Finley Road. Baraoat skirts available
ia the Pit while they laat.
NEED SOME extra spending money?
Gumby's Pizza is hiring drivers. Earn $40
to $85 a night. Flexible schedule, free
meals, good tips. Call 968-3278 after 4:00.
TO THE GUY I saw outside Morrison
Tues pm: You looked just as good as when
I saw you m the Morrison Store 326 pm
wearing a sweatshirt and plaid pajamas.
Remember me? Respond DTH.
COURTNEY, I think about you con
stantly. I want you to be my girlfriend.
Please say yes on GENERAL COLLEGE,
UNC's soap opera, 11 pm. Jason.
HORSEING AROUND? Interested?
Come party with the equestrian club on
Wed. April 13th. Information about next
year's activities. For details, call Gabrieile
933-0452Kathy 933-3482.
SENIORS! Recognize a deserving senior
with free cookies from Marriott (they're
great!) Send them by coming to the Pit
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday!
Cost: $1.00.
JOSEPH, Felt guilty lately? You should,
you bastard! There's more punishment in
store for you on GENERAL COLLEGE,
Monday at 11 pm. It gets worse!
ICANTBUIEV5 THEY
CUOULP PO THIS ON THEIR.
OWN! THISPEACE BUSINESS
HAS GONE FAR. EN0U6H!
LUST WEEK, THIS
FEATURE PISPLAYEP A
&EARPEP PERSON CHARAC
TER fZEP AS A VIOLENT
LUNATIC. WI5I5PVK6,
im5P0N5l3L
Bf&OTKY.
Peter
1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
24 Cleanse by
scrubbing
25 Court event
26 Slur over
28 Be obedient
31 Faithful
33 Na Na
34 Welles and
Bean
35 Rescued
37 Rhone feeder
38 Demure
40 Art (1920's
style)
41 Patriot Paul
46 Drink
intemperately
48 Art work
49 Forbid
50 Writer Jong
51 Christmas
song
53 Pastries
56 Teases
59 Aves.
61 Letter
62 Blunderbuss
63 Cached
away
64 Grid scores:
abbr.
1 Ji L i
W IpS is ejJ ra
ill ffl 1 1
The Daily Tar HeelTuesday, April 5, 1988a
JUST FORE YOU. Alpha Chi Omega
FRISBEE GOLF, April 17. 11-4 pm.
Tickets available from any Alpha Chi
member or in the Pit.
NANCY. HAPPY 22ND! Hope you have
fun today drinking your beers and collect
ing your kisses. Have a fantastic birthday!
Love Diana, Dianna, Dayna, Julie and
Tracy.
MU REDNAXELA - Happy 19th Birth
day to a wonderful friend! You are very
special to me and I hope our friendship
is forever. Avec Amour - YERDUA
TIRED OF BEING AFRAID AT NIGHT?
Come to Take Back The Night March.
Thursday, 8 pm in Arboretum. Sponsored
by Campus Y Women's Forum.
$10 Will Get You $15. Earn $25 every week
as a regular plasma donor. Sera-Tec Bio
942-0251.
STUDENT ACTION WEEK! 7:15 Poetry
Reading by Ariel Dorfman. $5 Duke Art
Museum 8:30 pm Julian Bond, civil rights
activist, speaks in 107 Gross Chem. Bldg.
at Duke.
BUSINESS SCHOOL FEVER COO
KOUT. 414 4:30 - Park. Food. Volley
ball. Fun. Tix on sale till 47 in T-4 NC.
Only $2.50. Be there.
The Far Side
I ,
2
' fc "
"You moron! From a hundred yards back
I was screaming, "Hell-hole! Hell-hole!'"
EVER SINCE THE ARIAS PEACE
PLAN, ITS SPREAD THROUGH
CENTRAL AMERICA LIKE A CAN
CER! WE'VE 60T PEACE-NOU) IN
OUR OWN BACKYARD I
PEOPLE WITH FACIAL HAIR
ARE OFTEN P0CWR5, JUPbES,
BAM A6B HANPL6R5 AVP
OTHER LAW-ABIPIWr CITIZENS.
WE STRONGLY RESENT THE
smeoTYPe
.suooesTim
OTHERMSe.
P OH
1 A i
lAJSLA
Swift
pro t I
it ,
til i lj u m. ii ii ii i n -j i
j H 31 ll
sa.
1 2 3 p Ji I 8 f? Is i r 110 11 I12 Il3
14 15 16
Tj TT" 19
20 """" 21 22 " " 23
24 25 28" """" 27 zT"
29 mmm 30 vT" 32 "
33 " 34 35" """" 36 37 38
39 40 TT"
42 O 47
45 46 47 46 ""
49 50 51 52 53"
54 M 56 57
56 59 mmm 60 61 62 63 64
65 "" 66 67
66 69 To ;
INTERESTED T BUS PASSENGER: I fit,
the description: brown eyes, brown hair,'
brown leather jacket, and I was on thJ
T-Bus 3-22-88. But I need more informal
tion because description was vague.'
Respond DTH. '
HUMAN RIGHTS WFFK
Do you have: program ideas? organ- J
izanonai skuis.' tundraising talents?
Applications are available at Campus
Y for HRW Steering Committee
positions. Deadline April 7.
ALPHA EPSILON DELTA, the pre
medicaVpredental honor society will
hold elections on Tuesday April 5th
at 7:00 in 209 Union. All members
should be present.
Advertise in The Tar Heel Classifieds.
Need a ride? Need a ticket to a
concert? Need a place to live? You
can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds.
Forms are available 24 hoars a
day! Room 104, Carolina Union.
SUfcSEfeVlENT
vr c.ie WE CANT JUST
TBXASCOULD "?Y
BE NEXT. ZZ'r'rl
IfOUNPS!
o a a a f o a u q H
TIRE BACK3" WELCOMES
OPPOSING VIEWPOINTS.
WRITE WIS NEWSPAPER.
SMI T H Y 1 0 1 U I R I
Ii Rfl X jEASE
- JLAK E 0 J A I R I E 1 A I
I
Tim 17
i ii ii ii i n i
II r
M
IPI LlAlYlFlUlLff lYlElGlGl
J I T S L
NEB
a Uls Us a turIa In t
f tflDlllEL" I G I A I L I 1
li Ia In ck j n 1 1 1 n P
l A g sl Jo l Id s t If r
0 1 G I R I E i PASS El AR ii
NlElOlNl JSlTlElElRt 0 E N Y
a