The Daily Tar HeelTuesday, September 6, 19881 1
WANTED: Student to talk with and
; read to elderly gentleman with rare
. sense of humor. One or more after
J noons a week: 1:30-4:30. Car neces
, sary. Good pay. Call 542-1678 after
5:00.
WELCOME BACK STUDENTS!!!!
MTS has assignments available on
campus or a short bus ride from
LlNC. Day and evening hours, part
time, full time or flexible schedules.
Eager to work? Call today! 968-0255,
MEBANE TEMPORARY SERVI
CES, 730 Airport Road, Suite 105.
Polin Creek Center, Chapel Hill.
L-
"FGI, a leading market research
"company, has positions available in
bur phone center for day or evening
hours. Make good money talking with
people about consumer products,
banking, politics, and social issues.
Call Operations Manager between 2
and 4 pm at 929-7759.
PAID VOLUNTEERS: Healthy male
"or female volunteers, ages 18-70
needed for study examining the
endocrine and immune effects of
Stress and depression. Involves two
'brief stays (4 days and 3 nights) in
the clinical research unit at NCMH;
24 hour urine collections; blood
'drawing. Reimbursement for com
pleting the study is $400. Free
physical and laboratory work. Free
EKG if over 40. If interested call Bob
Ruegg, MD, at 966-4448. Please leave
day and evening numbers.
EDITORIAL HELP NEEDED
WITH HISTORICAL NOVEL
ABOUT THE MAYAS. GRAD
STUDENT PREFERRED. 929.
4341.
volunteer opportunities
THERAPEUTIC RIDING NEEDS
VOLUNTEERS. Help handicapped child
ren with horseback riding lessons. Please
caO Durham 490-1292.
THE COALITION FOR BATTERED
WOMEN needs volunteers interested in
supporting women while they build lives
without violence for themselves and their
children. Training begins Sept. 17. Call
682-0817 or 967-8662.
BECOME A UNC VOLUNTEER AT
NCMH! Over 50 Service Areas to
choose from. For more information
caB 966-4793.
child care
WANTED: CHILD CARECOMPAN
ION for 2 elementary school-age boys. 3
pm-6 pm. Car necessary. CaO after 6 pm,
967-2148. Start immediately.
CHILD CARECOMPANION NEEDED
for 2 girls, 7 and 10, from 2:45 til 5:15
daily. Car and references necessary. Start
immediately. Call 962-7227 before 5 pm.
Interested in working
on a US-SOVIET
! STUDENT EX
CHANGE? Join us for
a meeting Sept. 6th at
4:30 in Union 206!
PRE-BUSIAIESS
STUDEWTS1
Pre-Business"
Sophomores
should take BA71
' THIS Semester.
BA71 is required
for admission.
Seats are
: EXTREAMLY
limited in the
spring!
;. Cards forBA71
;this semester are
available in
Carroll 106.
Holiday Inn
-Research Triangle
Park
Opening a new night
club concept called
'u. Horsefeathers. We
" have a cocktail server
and door host postions
- available. Top dollar
foryourtimelCallat
941 -6000 ask for Bill
Walker. Located off
1-40 at Page Road (exit
282) in the Park, 15
minutes from campus.
Great benefits includ
ing free empoyee
meals! Call today and
join our team!
THE Daily Crossword by Donald
ACROSS
1 Concern of
geriatrics
; 6 Crucet
9 Hemingway
epithet
13 One who
classifies
14 Night insect
15 Ladd or Alda
18 Diminutive
prefix
17 Regarding
18 Skirt feature
19 Shakespeare
play
22 Stopover
23 Luminary
24 Kind of wagon
27 Mild oath
30 Knight's
weapon
34 Allen vehicle?
35 Ir. island
36 Neb. qity
37 Shakespeare
play
41 Council city
42 Polishes
43 Course: abbr.
44 Passover feast
45 Flying prefix
48 Go to
(deteriorate)
47 Irritate
49 Resin
51 Shakespeare
play
58 Et
59 Formal act
60 Composer
Franz
62 Horace or
Herbie
63 Heb. month
64 Ham It up
65 Obstacle
68 Time zone
letters
67 Weeds
DOWN
1 Prepare for
action
2 Pace
3 Restless
desire
4 Sea nymph
5 Fully
developed
6 "Paradise
7 Certify
YEOMAN SOUGHT: Outwardly typical
household consisting of father, mother,
and 1.5 kids seeks more than a paid
servant or rent-a-nanny. Will exchange
some combination of room, board, and
money m return for childcare and chores.
942 1661.
BABYSITTERS AND HOUSE
CLEANER needed for friendly family
of UNC professor. Desire dependable,
long term availability on a weekly basis.
Call Jane or Jonathan, 383-8952.
AFTER-SCHOOL care needed for charm
ing little boy. Woodcraft. Transportation
required. M-F, 2:30-5:30 pm. 1-493-0043.
ENTHUSIASTIC, experienced childcare
needed by professional couple in North
Chapel Hill with our delighful 1-yr. old son.
Mornings and some afternoons needed.
Mon-Wed-Fri or Tues-Thurs splits possi
ble. Paid experience and recent references
required. Must have excellent driving
record and a reliable car. Starting pay
$5.00 $5.50 per hour based on qualifica
tions. Call 967-0405 from 10 am to 8 pm
or leave a message at 967-9733 anytime.
MOTHER'S HELPER - 2-3 afternoons
a week, approximately 4:15 pm-6: 15 pm.
Care for 3 year-old boy. Some driving
of older child. Occasional extra hours.
Own transportation. Non-smoker. Refer
ences. 929-6938. -
HELP WANTED Responsible person
needed to supervise after school activities
for 2 children ages 11 and 7. 3:30-6 pm
M-F in our Southwest Durham home (near
Landlubbers). Call 493-5778 after 6 pm.
TWO TERRIFIC BOYS (age 1J4 and 3ft)
need a part-time babysitter. We want a
fun, friendly, reliable and responsible
person to come to our house Tuesday and
Thursday afternoons. Additional hours
are negotiable. Having a car is very helpful
929-2286.
PART-TIME CHILD CARE NEEDED
Wed., Thurs. 2:30 pm-5:30 pm. Care for
two boys, ages 9, 7. Additional hours
optional. Car and references necessary.
929-9800.
SITTER, 3 children, 11. 8, 5 years okt
pick up at school at 2:30 pm and care
until 6 pm, 5 days per week. Must have
car, $5 per hour. Must be responsible, like
children and have references, 966-3441
during day.
WARM. RESPONSIBLE INTELLIGENT
person to care for our easy 18 mo. old
daughter in our home, Mon. to Thurs.,
8:30-4:30, occasional Fridays. Some
flexibility available. Light housekeeping.
Need own car (and good driving record),
non-smoker, references required. Pre
mium pay for the right person (will
consider job-sharing). 942-1539 after 4 pm.
CHILD CARE and transportation to after
school activities needed for 7 and 11 year
old children Tues. and Thurs. afternoons.
Please caB 942-5862 in the evenings.
BABYSITTER NEEDED. Occasional
evening and weekend hours for
adorable two year-old boy. Expe
rience required. $3.50hr. Please call
933-6555 after 6pm.
NEEDED: OCCASIONAL
BABYSITTING. Eveaiacs,
weekeads. MUST have owa
traasportatioa. Call 9291490.
BABYSITTER NEEDED for
very Moaday afteraooa, 2:34
4 pm, for 3 groat childrea. Mast
kavo owa traasportatioa. CaB
97-5950.
for sals
REFRIGERATOR. LARGEST
DORM SIZE. 93-902.
Be a Volunteer ENGLISH
CONVQ2STATXON TUTOEf
Befriend a foreign student,
visiting scholar or spouse.
One hour week, 1-to-l, all
In English. Apply Interna
tional Center, Student
Union Building.
Do you have an Interest
and knowledge in
music?
Put It to use!
Help meet the students'
concert needs by
becoming an advisor
on the Union Concert
Advisory Committee.
Applications at the
Union Desk.
TAKE STEPS
TOWARD
WELLNESS
Act Soon I Become part of
the UNC Wellness
Resource Center team.
Volunteers wQI choose
areas of interest in which
they work-nutrition,
fitness, stress manage
ment, etc. Become an
Intern nowl
Applications may be
picked up at the
Wellness Resource
Center
Just across the glass
covered bridge from
Tetzer Qym.
Questions? Call
962-WELL966-6586
8 Lacking funds
9 Dell offering
10 breve
11 Bucket
12 Money in the
pot
14 Homo sapiens
20 Vedic god
21 Parlors
24 Rifle stocks
, 25 Burning '
26 Indicated
28 Was a
candidate
29 Watts or
Prevln
31 Mother-of-pearl
32 Trough
33 Alleviated
35 Off the path
38 Accurate
39 Capek play
40 Qr. weights
45 Garden pests
46 Diagram
48 Flexible band
50 Lace tip
51 Emoters
52 Verve
53 Actress Foch
TWIN BEDS $50, couches $45 and $60,
living room chairs $15 to $25, chest $45,
dresser with mirror $75, kitchen table $50,
gate leg sofadining room table $125,
coffee tables $15 to $25, end tables $10
to $25, bar stools $10, bookcases $15 to
$45, lamps $7.50 to $12.50, 5 dining room
chairs $15 each (all for $65), desk $50, '
swivel desk chair $25. 967-3366:
SALE: Chairs, couch, single bed, cot,
folding frame, small tables, few blankets,
pillows, sheets, spreads. 413 N. Elliott
Road near Estes Hills School. 933-9009.
IBM SELECTRIC H TYPEWRITER with
stand. Great buy. CaD 967-0704.
FOR SALE: Refrigerator (full size) $75;
couch $200. Both good condition. Prices
negotiable. CaD Stacey 967-7007.
LOFT for sale. Single bed size, fits all dorm
rooms, fire resistant paint, only 3 pieces
for easy construction. Call Jennie 933
6084. Price negotiable.
SALE: FURNITURE, RUGS, CHINA
VASES, COUNTER TOP ELECTRIC
STOVE, ELECTRIC MIXER, POTS,
PANS, CUTLERY, IRON, PILLOWS,
LINENS. PHONE 967-8316 BEFORE
10.30 a.m. OR EVENINGS. KEEP
TRYING.
FOR SALE: LOFTBAR unit. Price $100.
Very sturdy and in excellent condition.
Call 942-3032 and leave message.
FOR SALE: 4.0 Cubic Foot Fridge. 3 years
old. Like New. $90. Compare at $120. Call
.Dan at 933-9823.
FOR SALE- Small REFRIGERATOR $35
' and tan carpet $25. Please call 933-3097
and ask for Christy. Will return your call.
FOR SALE: iBM-PC LAP-TOP COMPU
TER 256K with adapter, $850 or best offer.
Call 929-6720. '
LARGE DORM-SIZED REFRIGEK
' ATOR. 4 cubic feet. Good condition.
Used one year. $125. Call L.D. at 968
9461. ,
wheels for sale
EXCELLENT SELECTION of used bicy
cles, $50-$ 150. The Clean Machine, 104
West Main Street, Carrboro 967-5104.
1974 AUDI FOX, 95.000 original miles, 2
yr. old paint job, all new tires, good engine,
interior fair. $1,000. AUTOFASHION,
542-5566 (local call from Chapel Hill).
1983 YAMAHA MAXIM 400. Bought new
in 1987, 3550 miles. Great for campus
transportation. CaH 942-8004 evenings.
BLUE WOMAN'S FREESPRIT BICY
CLE for sale. Good for commuting. $45
negotiable. Call 962-1789 (days), 933-1194
(evenings).
1986 HYUNDAI EXCEL Low Mileage.
Excellent Condition. Sunroof, Air Condi
tioning, Cassette. Call 942-7660 after
noons and evenings. Very reliable trans
portation. Will take best offer.
pets
FRENCH LOP-EARED RABBIT looking
for a good home. Cage and extra food
included. Please caO 942-3849 and leave
a message if not at home.
music
CONCERT CASSETTES: U2, Spring
steen, INXS, Hendrix, Beatles, Cure,
Rush, Zep, Stones, Floyd, Sting, Echo,
R.E.M., Dylan, Hundreds more.- Free
catalog. Leave name and address. 967
2385. tickets
INXS TICKETS for sale for September
9 show in Chapel Hifl. CaO 9680305.
TRADE: Recent alum needs 2 tickets for
Oklahoma-Tarheel football (Non-student
tickets preferred), WI trade, or deal 2
excellent tower level INXS tickets (Section
108) for Fri. Sept. 9. Call Pete collect 8
9 pm only at (201) 722-4535 or leave a
message before 10 pm. Will consider
selling INXS tickets if no trade made.
See your name
in print!
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Heel!
Come to Rm
226inthe
Union at 4:15
TODAY!
All interested stu
dents are invited to
attend the first Fall
meeting of
The Alliance of
Black Graduate
and Professional
Students.
Sept 7, 1988
5:15 PM
207 Venable Hall
(Chemistry Dept.)
We hope to see
you there!
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15th ROW: INXS TIX for sale. 4 together.
Also 1987 250R Ninja motorcycle for sale.
Call 933-5138.
SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA, one-way
Amtrak ticket from Greensboro. Takes
3i nights, stops in D.C., Chicago, L.A.
Leave any day before 925. $70 negotiable.
Chris 933-6133.
for rent
STABILIZED RENT. Buy my lease. $351
month; fully furnished 2-bedroom apart
ment at Estes Park. On busline. Call 942
3246 or 929-1052. Ask for Hilary. ; '
WALKING DISTANCE to campus,.
Limited number of investor-owned Mill
Creek condominiums for rent. Immediate
occupancy. Two bedrooms, two baths,
washerdryer inside unit. Pool. Tennis
courts. Bus line. Call 942-7475.
WALK TO CAMPUS. Fabulous Mill
Creek townhouse. 2 bdrms., 2 baths,
washerdryer units included. Perfect
for grad couple. - Available imme
diately. $650. CMB Properties, 933
6898. QUIET, PEACEFUL SURROUND
INGS are included for this 2 bdrm.,
1 bath duplex. Clean and neat.
Shopping center 2 blocks away..
Water, garbage collection and yard
maintenance included. Available
immediately. $365mo. CMB Proper
ties, 933-6898.
TWO BEDROOM, 1 bath town
house with hardwood floors. All
kitchen appliances, energy efficient.
Pool and laundry on premises. Excel
lent location near shopping, bus
route. Available immediately. $410
mo. CMB Properties, 933-6898.
roommates
ROOMMATES WANTED for 2 bedroom
fully furnished condo 4 miles from UNC.
2 baths, kitchen, living room, pool, tennis
courts, bus service. CaH Durham 489
8747. QUIET, NON-SMOKING PERSON to
share new 2 br, 2 bath Five Oaks
townhouse. Mostly furnished except
bedroom. Includes WD, microwave,
recreational facilities. Approx. 7 miles to
UNC, Duke, or RTP. $250.00 plus
utaities. 493-2283 (H). 541-8513 (W).
G RADPROFESSIONAL ROOMMATE
WANTED. 10 minute walk to NCMH.
Own room in 3 bedroom, 2 bath duplex
for $185 per month. Call Jeff or John 933-9460966-1364.
ROOMMATE NEEDED for Village West
Condo. Furnished, AC, washerdryer,
pool, tennis courts. On bus route. $225
mo. plus K utilities. 929-0892.
ROOMMATE for Craige Dorm wanted.
$650 per semester. Available immediately.
If interested caU Chip at 942-5912. .
TWO FEMALES SEEK one or two non
smokers to share spacious two bedroom,
1 bath condo. Furnished except for own
room. Please call 968-8967! Keep trying!!!
CHANCELLOR SQUARE Three girls
looking for roommate. CaD 929-0876.
RESPONSIBLE NON-SMOKING ROO
MATE NEEDED! Your VERY OWN
bedroom, PETS WELCOME. A five
minute walk to campus. $220 month plus
K utilities - AC! CaD Marie at 942-3534.
NEED ONE OR TWO TO SHARE fully
furnished Airport Rd. condo. 8 month
lease. Price negotiable. Washerdryer,
. cable, microwave, etc. Call 929-7448.
Please leave message.
ROOMMATE WANTED. Chancellor
Square, close to -campus. Furnished.
Share a room. $215mo. 942-3714 or 467
4520 collect,. Anytime.
WE NEED A NON SMOKING ROOM
MATE to share furnished Chancellor Sq.
condo. $200month plus Y utilities. Very
close to campus. Call 968-6886.
STUDENT
HEALTH
SERVICE
DENTAL
PROGRAMS
New Schedule Call
966-3666 from
1-4 pm to arrange
appointments
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CONSIDERATE, RESPONSIBLE
ROOMMATE WANTED for gorgeous, 2
bedroom Carrboro townhouse. Many
amenities. Non-smoking graduate or
professional student preferred. $200 and
half utilities. Leave message for Rob at
968-9641 during days. 1
FREE ROOM AND BOARD in exchange
for assistance (esp. carpooling) with two -school
age children. Additional stipend
available for additional chores. 684-5513
(day); 929-2944 (evenings).
ONE OR TWO roomates needed to share
furnished apartment at Kensington Trace.
$175 a month plus utilities. Pool and
Tennis court on premises. Call collect
(919) 692-7868. Great Deal!
OH WOW! $50 OFF 1st month's rent in
completely furnished, completely wonder
ful MILL CREEK CONDO. Comes with
washerdryer, 2 BR, 19" color TV. 3 terrific
female roomates, pool and other stuff. Call
964-0974 for more info.
MUST SELL!!!!!!! A female CARMI
CHAEL contract. PLEASE call Nancy at
933-8059.
NEEDED: 1 or 2 roomates for Townhouse
Apartments. Have your own room and
wald to campus. Includes furnished
apartment. Bed available if needed. 929-6895.
travelstudy
EXPEDITIONS .TO AFRICA -Spring
semester openings to Kenya
and Cameroon. Join a team of
international young people to explore
tropical rainforests and discover
African wildlife. APPLY NOW! Final
chance for selection is Sept. 30-Oct.
2 in North Carolina. Call Operation
Raleigh at 1-800-727-7787 today.
carpool
RIDE, RIDER OR CARPOOL, Chapel Hill
NCSU for 8:55-9:45 am classes, time
maybe slightly flexible, MWF, 929-3433.
CARPOOL? FAYETTEVTLLECHAPEL
HILL. If intersted, please call 4364685. If
no answer, leave a message. '
parking
PARKING: Five miaates walk
from campas. Limited spots
available. Call 968-9062 for
iaformatioa.
The Far Side
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PARKING 1211 E. Franklin St., Masonic
Lodge 1 mile east of downtown. $60.00
per semester. Call Dan, day: 966-4630,
evenings: 929-4627.
personals
WANT TO KNOW HIMHER BETTER?
Why not send a bouquet of Fun Flowers?
Free delivery with this ad! JENKINS
FLOWER BOUTIQUE 114 S. Graham
Street. 929-8087. .
SADDLE UP for the Olympics! Come
watch "Riding For America" with UNC's
Equestrian Club tonight at 7:30 in Room
. 208 in the Student Union.
HORSE MOVIES!! UNC Equestrian
Club introduces movie night featuring the
USET video "Riding For America."
Refreshments provided. Come to Room
208 Student Union at 7:30.
ATTENTION STUDENTS! Norman Her
nandez, formerly at Salon 135 is now at
Haircrafters on Henderson St. Call 967
1 7985 for an appointment.
MISSED the GPSF residency meetings?
The practical handout on obtaining in
state tuition will be available Sept. 8, Room
208 11:30-12:30 only. Cost: $1.25.
INDEPENDENT MINDED? Inter
ested ia startias year owa besW
aess or jast workias to improve
yoar reseme? The UNC ENTRE
PRENEURS CLUB will hold its
latrodactory meetias Tharsday
Sept. 8 at 4 pm ia Gardaer 103. All
welcome.
ORANGE COUNTY RAPE CRISIS CEN-
TER is offering a free, confidential support
group for female survivors of rape or
sexual assault. Wed. nights, 7:30-9 pm,
beginning Sept. 14. Pre-registration
required; tall 968-4647 for more
information.
FOOTBAL TRYOUTS: Anyone inter
ested in trying out for the 1988 football
season needs to attend a meeting at 7:30
pm at the Kenan Field House (Jerome
Room) on Tuesday September 6th.
"LOLEE", Congrats on your newly found
virginity. We're really proud of you.
WORK IT!! Your Roomies.
HELLO ' WE WANT YOU - Won't
1 you tell us your name? Join Circle K, the
world's largest collegiate service organi
zation. New member meeting Monday
Sept. 12 at 7:30 pm in Rm. 226, Union.
HOLA MIGUELTTO Last year nobody
knew, now everyone will! Happy 21st
Birthday!! Hope you get EVERYTHING
you want you deserve them. We love
you. Tammy & Tracey.
YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT IT, You've
seen it on TV, Now do it! Jet ski, wind
surf, and sail at St. George Jet Ski Rentals.
1-362-0040.
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HEY GUYS! Be a waiter at the
Kappa Kappa Gamma Hoase. Meet
over 100 girts. Eat FREE. Easy
work aad lots of faa. Call Robert,
942-6983 or Mizi, 929-7447.
THE FINEST GIRLS from Carol
iaa, State aad Dake ia oae
caleadar? It's tree comiag sooa:
The 1989 "Girls of the Triaagle"
Swimsait Caleadar. ITS WORTH
.THE WATT!
ALL DIVERS! Meeting new and old on
Sept 8 Planning a dive and beach house '
Sept 26-28. WATCH for flyers and ads
or CALL 929-0519.
HEY OBTers! Exec and committee heads
will meet Sept. 6 at 3 p.m. in the OBT
office. Anyone interested in going to Maine
should contact Laurie Norman.
WOMEN'S CLUB SOCCER pratice on
Thursday 98 at E-haus field. 4:30. New
members welcome,, '
OWN YOUR OWN NFL FRANCHISE!
Fantasy Football League now forming.
Draft real NFL players! Win $!! Call Mike
at 933-0969 for more info. .
CAROLINA SKEET SHOOTING CLUB
invites beginners and experts alike to try.
out for this year's team. No gun necessary
Phone 942-6810 for details.
PARTY! Enjoy the Reggae sounds of
Awareaess Art Ensemble. Band
starts at 8:30 at PI KAPPA PHI house,
Finley Golf Course Road. Tharsday, 8
8.BYOB.
FAMILY SECRETS? Open meeting
for women interested in group focused on .
understanding effects of childhood sexual
abuse: Taesday, 913, 3:30 pm (Stu-.
dent Mental Health, 966-3658)
CONFIDENTIAL.
THIRTY-FIVE year old single, healthy
attractive caucasion MAN financially
secure, never married conservative med-.
ical doctor interested in friendship, future
wife to a conservative twenty-one to thirty
one year old female who is well-rounded,
healthy, secure, honest and sincere. Write
P.O. Box 50271 Ladson, S.C. 29456.
' Ubiquitous Notorious Innovative :
Oblique Neat-o! Help keep the Carol
ina Student Union alive and kicking! Join -the
Union's 1988-89 activities committees
today. Applications and committee des
criptions are available at the front desk
of the Union building.
DEAR GORGEOUS BLONDE: WHAT is
the CABARET, you ask? It's only the most
exciting nightclub to hit Chapel Hill in at
least 10 years! Meet me there tomarrow
night for the Chuck Burgner show at 8:30.
In case you don't know where the Cabaret
is it's on the lower level of the Carolina
Union. Look for the red neon sign IH
be waiting under it with a rose in my hand.
Charming Young Man..
The ToileiZone
.
Moses: The
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THE TICKET!
GC CONTINUES. , Though we've
changed, we're still here. From the literary
rampages of the mild mannered Viking
through the flaming passions (or some
thing) of Nero, the inimatable fashions of
Sarah and even on to Unicorn variations,
we found the truth in the paracard's
words: time may change us . . . etc.
MY DEAREST GOBLIN CORPS So.
lovely to have all of you in one place again.
The absence of so many of you from
Chapel Hill dimmed the lustre of an
otherwise beautiful summer. My brief visit
in Sarah's room was but a prelude to many
more. Clarior hinc honos, Yr. Obedient
Servant, Gwydion.
GIVE US YOUR GUSTOI The Carol-
ina Union Activities Board is looking for
a few outstanding persons. Applications
are now available at the front desk of the
Union for all twelve of the Union's
programming committees.
ATTENTION BUSINESS MAJORS:
DELTA SIGMA PI, The Profes
sional Business Fraternity is begin
ning Fall Rush. Come by the Delta
Sig table in front of Carroll Hall
TUESDAY, SEPT: f - MON
DAY, SEPT. 12 from 9am-2pm.
There will also be a GENERAL
INFORMATIONAL MEETING
MONDAY SEPT. 12 at 5pm in
New Carroll T-7.
J.V. Cheerleading try-outs begin
Monday Sept. 12 at 6:30 in Carmi
chael Go Heels! There will be open
gym from 6:30-7:30 pm in Fetzer Gym
on Thursday, Sept. 8.
Sec YOUR aame ia priatl Joia
the DTH Staff. Iaformarieaal
meetiae Taesday, 4:15 pm ia
Room 226 of the Uaioa.
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comel September 4 at 8 pm.
Haaes Han, Room 103. We're
startiae the year off with a aew
dock.
Advertise ia The Tar Heel
Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a
ticket to a concert? Need a place to
live? You can find it in the Tar Heel
classifieds. The forms are accessible
24 hoars a dayl Room 104, Carol
ina Union. .
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