WILL PAY $100 per ticket for Duke game
on March 5. Seats must be between
baskets please. Call Zeno at 490-5340.
NEED 2 BON JOV1 TICKETS. No behind
the stage seats. Call Todd at 967-2027.
BON JOV1 TICKETS for sale. Good
Seats, Lower Level. Call 732-4936, 9-5.
WANTED 1 to 4 tickets for any Tar Heel
Basketball Game and ACC Tournament.
Please Call 489 9102 (anytime). Have
never seen Heels live!
WANT TO MEET JON BON JOVI? Well
1 can't help you, but I do have two tickets,
section 126 Row F. Call 968-4857. Price
Negotiable.
TWO ROUNDTRIP RDU -MIAMI
TICKETS. Perfect for Spring Break.
Direct, nonstop flight leaves Friday,
March 10 and returns Sunday, March 19.
942 8840 or 967 8060.
2 BON JOVI TICKETS. First BEST offer
gets 'em. Durham 493 6900. Keep trying
if no answer.
rooms available
OLD WEST CONTRACT FOR
SALE. Hn9e. fnrnUWd, left.
Escape Sonth Ciayi for this
year mmd Mil. Call 933-825 or
39-8989. Ask for Jeff Sckala.
FEMALE SEEKS 2 NONSMOKERS to
share Chancellor Square Apartment!
Ovfn bath, washerdryer, free cable, fully
furnished. Only $200month including
utilities! Please call 942-4927.
NO RENT UNTIL MARCH! Female
needs roommate in Carrboro apartment.
Furnished except for your room. Pool,
tennis court and weight room. Call 968
6730. ONE MORE ROOMMATE NEEDED for
a furnished Chancellor Square Apart
ment. 2 Bedroom, 2 bath, washerdryer,
and all for $250 and utilities. Call 929-0654.
Leadership Matters...
presents "Marketing
Your Leadership
Experience" a skills
workshop on Wed. , Feb.
15,7:00-8:30 pm, 205
Carolina Union. For
more informatbn, call
the Office of Leadership
Developmental Steele,
966-4041.
in beautiful
rSegriL Jamaica.
Unbelievable
Spring Break
Packages start
ing at $439.
Call Sun Splash
Tours at
NO TIME TO
WRITE YOUR
OWN RESUME?
Let Us Do It
For You!
Writing
Editing
Updating
Student Discounts
967-8708
A complete resume
writing service
"What You
Always Wanted
To Know -But
Didn't Dare Ask"
Counselors available
to confidentially
answer individual
questions.
For more informa
tion, call: 966-7777
Health Education,
Student Health
Service
THE Daily Crossword by Florence
ACROSS
1 Nervy
5 Plutocrat
10 Movie dog
14 Solo
15 Enraged
16 Nine inches
17 Brag
20 Poetic time
21 Outlet
22 Blood vessels
23 Facts
24 Palm tree
25 Equality
28 Alas, sled dog
32 Vassal
33 Jury
34 Can
35 Skepplst's
concern
36 Discovered
37 Ohio city
38 Maria
39 Loiter
40 Realtor's sign
41 Greets
43 Venerate
44 US diplomat
Whltelaw
45 Ecclesiastic
mantle
46 Rayed flowers
49 Half: pref.
50 Ball holder
53 Vacillates
56 Traditional
knowledge
57 Having jagged
edges
58 "It's a sin
to tell
59 Lat. abbr.
60 US admiral
61 Faculty head
DOWN
Wee one
Heraldic
border
Social bigwig
Crow
XC
Place of
action
Fiber
Ear pref.
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3
4
5
6
7
8
9 Lamented
10 Hindu meeting
place
11 Location
12 Scarlett's
place
of
13
18 Egg-shaped
19 Cactus type
23 Disreputable
nightclub
24 Br. nursemaid
25 Expression of
' disapproval
26 Animated
TWO FEMALES SEEK ROOMMATE
FOR FOXCROFT AFT. on Busline. Rent
$148.33 plus 13 utilities. Call 929-8447
after 5 pm.
FEMALES SEEK 1 or 2 roommates for
apartment beginning Aug. "89. Respond
by Feb. 8 to Mary and Wendy. 933-4046.
OLD EAST CONTRACT FOR SALE.
Once you're in, practically guaranteed
room for next year. Very reasonable price.
968-1419. Ask for Matt S.
$100 Cash to you if you sub-lease this
Kingswood Apartment now! Lease runs
until May 15. $200 deposit, $358 rent. 942
8638. Leave message.
MATURE ROOMMATE - 2 bath. 2
bedroom condo, 15 min. from campus off
E. Franklin, $200mo., utilities. Available
now. 942 0019.
real estate
WOULDNT YOU REALLY RATHER
LIVE AT MILL CREEK? 2 bedroom, 2
bath units with all appliances. Walk to
campus. Attractive 95 financing, from
$78,000. Call Mike Beam, Chapel Hill
Realty, 942 4149 or 929-2299.
HURRY! CHANCELLOR SQUARE
UNIT now available. 1 block off Franklin
Street. 2 BR 2 bath, washerdryer.
Microwave. Dishwasher. $86,000. Serious
buyers call 942-4178 or (904) 285-0525.
rides
NEED ONE WAY RIDE to ATLANTA.
Will pay all gas, drive half distance.
Woody, 9294169.
RIDE NEEDED TOFROM VIRGINIA
BEACH this weekend (Feb.17-20). Gener
ous with gas money. Please call Karen,
942 2843, anytime.
parking
PARKING SPACE AVAILABLE 1 block
from campus. Best offer 929-7019
(evenings).
PARKING SPACE AVAILABLE for small
car. 3 blocks to Public Health. Monday
through Friday. Safe neighborhood. $30
per month. Call after 5. 929-4198.
carpooi
Would anyone from Raleigh Eke to start
a carpooi between Raleigh and Chapel
Hill? Ask for Tracey 790-0907.
RETURN
BLUES?
call
KateRemicfif
CPA
933-9144
Fast
Reliable
Reasonable Rates
Contraceptive
Health
Education
Clinic
CHEC
offers confidential
and private, one-on-one
counseling on
birth control options,
sexually transmitted
diseases and related
concerns.
This is a free service
of your Student
Health Service. For
an appointment or
more information,
call 966-6586
Got a question?
Cot a gripe? Just
want to meet the
Chancellor?
Lunch with
Chancellor
Hardin!
Feb. 22, 1989
12 noon
Rm 226
Carolina Union
Free & Informal
Sign Up at the
Union Desk
1989 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
27 Fr. composer
28 Manhandles
29 Useful old
style
30 Race official
31 Related
maternally
33 Propelled a
raft
36 Starved
37 Affection
39 Men of action
40 Lukewarm
42 Embroidery
yam
43 Eng. painter
45 End
48 Competent
47 Deer trail
48 Hartebeest
49 Pack
50 Enameled
metal
51 Lamb
52 Paradise
54 Mineral
55 Scoundrel
Cleves
travel
SPRING BREAK DAYTONA. Spend 7
nights8 days at Spring Break's HOT
TEST resort, the Clarendon Plaza home
of Penrod'sthe Plantation Club and the
largest pool deck ON THE BEACH! $195
per person, limited space. Call today.
Breakaway Tours 1-800-444-7384.
DAYTONA BEACH! Trust the Proven
Spring Break Leader (We've gone to
Daytona for years). Call Chris 942-3792.
(Don't get ripped off). $129 Hotel, $199
complete.
CHEAPEST PRICES! BEST HOTELS!
Panama City Beach, Florida's newest
hotspot with the number one rated
nightclub; or Daytona Beach. Call today
for info! Kyle 933-3733 or Nancy 933 -2677.
JAMAICA, 7 Nights $338! BAHAMAS,
$279! Great deals on Spring Break Trips!
But hurry, they're going fast! Call Spring
BreaK Travel, 929-4321. Stop by 106
Henderson St.
THE ULTIMATE SPRING BREAK!
Cruise and 6 days in the Bahamas only
$279! Hurry! Space limited! Call 929-4321
or visit Spring Break Travel, 106 Hender
son St.
lost & found
THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering
free lost ad for two coaoecativc
Jays. If you wish to run your ad longer
than two days, please pay for the addi
tional days.
FOUND WATCH - Fetzer Field 127.
Ladies' call Beth at 933-2952 and
describe in order to claim.
RING FOUND OUTSIDE MEMORIAL
HALL after Petra concert on Sat. Jan.
28. Call to identify, 933-4969.
LOST: Women's gold watch, rectangular
face, diamonds at top and bottom. It was
a gift and is very special to me. Reward.
Call Sarah 933-6431.
FOUND: Pet bird on campus. If it is yours,
call Mike and identify. 929-9635.
FOUND: Citizen's gold quartz watch in
parking lot near pharmacy building. Call
1-471-1757 to identify.
FOUND: LARGE GOLD HOOP EAR
RING in the parking lot between Smith
and Swain halls. Contact Paula at 933
4123. FOUND: TRIANGLE SHAPED CLOI
SENNE EARRINGS on Feb. 2 in the
locker room at Woolen Gym. Please
identify. Call Hiroko 933-5706.
FOUND: TENNIS RACKET on Columbia
St. between Beard Hall and Mitchell Hall,
213 around 10:30 a.m. Call Norma 968
0175 to claim.
Need A
Summer Job?
GET ONE!
in the Great Halt
Wed., Feb. 15
104
ANONYMOUS
AIDS
TEST
AOllavailable
freee of charge
at
Student Health
Service.
If you want to
know your
Antibody
Status.
call 966-6586
Mil:
ORIENTATION
COUNSELORS
FALL 9 89
Applications avail'
able at Area Desks,
the Union Desk &
311 Carr Bids.
Applications Duet
Thurs., Feb. 16
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FOUND: Outside Davie 27, BRACELET.
Call and describe. 933-4533.
FOUND: Shannon M. Kelly, I found your
ID at the Dean Dome 2589. I turned it
in to the APO lost and found.
LOST: FEMALE (spayed) CAT; answers
to name "Brandy", gray with orange and
white flecks of color; lost 22 near Q-8
Royal Park. Call 929-9425 if found.
LOST: SET OF KEYS 27. Four keys on
plain key ring. Has my room key. Call 933
5215. LOST: RING, Friday night in Ladies room
outside DTH office, has 2 triangular stones
with tri-colored gold band. Incredible
sentimental value. Reward offered. Call
. Anna, 962-8396 or 967-7463 after 5:30.
LOST. ROYAL BLUE LONG WOOL
COAT at the ATO house 311. No
questions asked. Call Lisa 933-7364.
Have you lost something??? Look for
it at APO Lost and Found in the
basement of the Union or call 962
1044. services
ABORTION To 20 weeks. Private and
confidential GYN facility with Saturday
and weekday appointments available. Pain
medication given. Free pregnancy tests.
942-0824.
NOW AVAILABLE! For your protection,
order Curb's Tear Gas now! Powerful
Pocket-sized "Parlyzes" attacker 25-30
min. Only $7.98untt to : Curb Dist. P.O.
Box 971, Chapel Hill, N.C. 27514.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING
FAST, professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sentence
structure. FREE pick-up and delivery.
FREE pick-up and delivery. FREE disc
storage. 20 years experience. 542-5922
(local call).
WORD PROCESSING AND RESUME
SERVICE Fast, accurate term papers,
thesis and customized resumes. Low
student rates. Thesaurus, spelling and
grammar checkers on line. Graphics and
lasar printing available. Daily Student
Union pick up and delivery available. Rush
jobs welcome. Call anytime. 870-1921.
RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graphics,
OCR, Laser Printing. Fast turn around.
Low rates. TEXT SERVICES, 942-3682.
ELECTRONIC REPAIR: VCR's, CD
Players, tape players, microwaves (rebuild .
or repair). Factory authorized service
center for major brands. Custom speaker.
Car stereo installation. Medical and
laboratory equipment repair. Hours, 9
5:30, Mon-Fri. 9-1 Sat. Norina Instrument
Co., 405 E. Main St., Carrboro. 942-3777.
Want to be a
Peer Leadership
Consultant?
Applications avail
able at the Union
Desk or in the Office
of Leadership
Development,
19 Steele
Call Carol Binzer at
966-4041 for more
information.
What's
for lunch?
What's for
dinner?
call the
CAROLINA
DINING
SERVICE
MENU
HOT LINE!
and find out!
Lenoir 962-0613
Chase 962-0614
Determine your
fitness level
Find a "Fit Friend"
to exercise with
Plan yourfitness
program with a
Health Monitor
TILE WELLNESS
RESOURCE CENTER
just across the glass
covered bridge from
Fetzer Gym
Call 966-6586
for an
appointment
passport photos
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS and
applications while you wait. Ask for
student and faculty 10 discount card.
10 good for photos, supplies and
shipping for entire year. Sterling Business
Services, 1507 East Franklin. Mon.-Fri.,
9-6; Sat. 9-3. 9331111.
tutoring
UNDERGRADUATE TUTORING PRO
GRAM Free tutoring still available:
French 1-4, Econ 10, Spanish 1-4, Chem
istry 11, Stat 11, 23. 102 Phillips Annex,
2-5, M F, before Feb. 7.
health
FREE EARLY PREGNANCY
TESTING Must be 14 days or less after
missed menstrual period. Counseling with
test results available. For more informa
tion, call: 542-4991 Haywood Moncure
OCCHS or 942 8741 Carrboro
OCCHS.
announcements
CAROLINA ANGEL FLIGHT: Join a
winning tradition of service and good
friends! Call Rachel at 933-7312.
WANTED: ORIENTATION COUNSE
LOR APPLICANTS for 1989 orientation.
Applications available at area desks, the
Union Desk, and 311 Carr Bldg.
ARE YOUR PARENTS divorced or
separated? Support group starts 216,
1:30 p.m. Share your concerns, learn ways
to cope. Call Student Mental Health, 966
3658. INSTITUTE FOR PARAPSYCHOLOGY
will offer 8-week summer course on
scientific research into psychic pheno
mena. For information write Box 6847,
Durham, NC 27708 or phone 688-8241.
"WHO WEARS THE PANTS AND
WHY?" Hear Warren Farrell speak on
today's FEMALE relationships.
IF YOU'RE AN OC you get free basketball
tickets, yeah, and Ram's Club seats in the
SAC, yeah, that's it, and free food in
Lenoir and guaranteed classes every
semester, yeah, that's the ticket. SO BE
AN ORIENTATION COUNSELOR.
APPLY NOW! Applications for Orienta
tion Counselors are available at Area
Desk, the Union Desk and 311 Carr Bldg.
Due Feb. 16.
WORLD'S OLDEST QUESTION -"Why
Men are the Way they Are." Hear
author Warren Farrell, Ph.D., speak out
on love, work and play relationships of
today. Wed. Feb. 15, 7 pm Great Hall in
Carolina Union.
WESLEY FOUNDATION, the Methodist
Student Center, is taking applications for
its 1989-90 residential community. This is
an 11 person, co-ed, non-denominational
group and offers competitive housing
rates, good location, guaranteed parking,
kitchen, laundry and study areas. Appli
cations may be gotten at the student union
or at Wesley, 214 Pittsboro St. For more
information, call 942-2152.
Feeling tressed? 3-week group
focused on ways to relax offered by
Student Mental Health. Wednesdays,
3-4:30 pm beginning Feb. 15. Call
966-3653 for more info.
I HOPE EVERY SENIOR will join me in
making a pledge to the '89 Senior Class
Gift Campaign. It's the most innova
tive, historic, and exciting gift in history.
Jeff Garnica UNC Football.
POETRY! PROSE! MUSIC! ASSORTED
CHOCOLATES! If you can tell which of
the above will be at St. Antboay Hall,
8 pm Wed.(not Monday), Feb. 15,
then bring your poetry, prose, or music
to our open reading (Assorted chocolates
also accepted). 968-8898 for more details
and hints.
PINS1 PINS! PINS! LIGHT YEARS
has all of their aniqne and affor
dable pins on SALE! 25 off. 11
5:30 pm daily. 119 E. Franklin St.
WHO'S FN CHARGE OF YOUR RELA
TIONSHIP? What do men and women
REALLY want? Come find out Weds.,
Feb. 15 at 7 pm in Great Hall in Student
Union as the Carolina Union Human
Relations Committee presents Dr.
Warren Farrell, author of The Liberated
Man, who will tell "Why Men Are the Way
They Are."
SEX1 Come and hear "Why Men Are The
Way They Are with Warren Farrell, Wed.
Feb. 15, 7:00 pm in the Great Hall in the
Student Union.
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(GUY) Hey, would you like to go out
Friday night?(Gal) Sure. (Gay) Good,
I have plenty of money to do the town.
"Why Men Are The Way They Are." Who
really pays? '
HAVE YOU EVER HIDDEN yonr
date from yonr friends? Have you
taken back roads to avoid peering eyes?
If so, come hear Warren FarrwH's answers
on how to accomplish this feat to
perfection.
VOLUNTEERS TO GO TO ITALY.
Scholarships available for service project.
Sponsored by Religious Youth Service to
encourage interreligious and intercultural
understanding. Call Jim, 929-9652.
THE LAB THEATRE presents Tennessee
Williams' "Suddenly Last Summer,"
Tuesday at 5 in 06 GRAHAM MEMOR
IAL. Free Admission!
THE UNC ENTREPRENEURS
CLUB will be seOins Mastercards
and the Daytona Breaker Saver
Card in The Pit Wednesday, Feb.
15th. Free NY seltzer water! I
ATTENTION: WHO? UNC Organiza
tions. WHAT? Buy page in "89 Yack.
WHEN? NOW! WHERE? 106 Student
Union. HOW? Contact Yackety Yack at
962-3912.
EVERYONE'S WELCOME to join the
new ASIAN STUDENTS ASSOCIA
TION! Come to our organizational meet
ing Thurs. Feb. 16, 5:30-6:30 pm, 226
Union and find out what we're all about!
RESIDENCY STATUS AND TUITION,
the practical guide to obtaining in-state
tuition status, is now available at the Bulls
Head Bookshop, Student Stores.
' ASTHMATICS: Women and men ages
18-35 who are otherwise healthy can earn
$7 an hour or more while partcipating in
a study of the special problems of air
pollution and asthmatics. For information
can 929-9993.
ENGLAND or SCOTLAND? Openings
for Fall 1989 for Oxford and Edinburgh.
Stop by Study Abroad, 12 Caldwell Hall
for information.
PACIFIC RIM? Study Abroad in CHINA
or JAPAN, year or semester, Fall "89, with
or without the language; come to Study
Abroad. Room 12, Caldwell Hall.
ENGLAND OR SCOTLAND??? Open
ings for both, Fall 1989; choose the city
or the countryside but STUDY ABROAD!
Room 12, Caldwell Hall.
EXPLORE THE BAROQUE AND CHI
NESE LITERATURE at a talk by National
Humanities Center Fellow and distin
guished scholar, prof. Yang Zhouhan,
Professor of English, University of Beijing,
3:30 p.m., Wed., Feb. 22, Toy Lounge,
Dey Hall. Reception will follow. Sponsored
by the Graduate English Club and Cur
riculum in East Asian Studies.
JOIN CAROLINA ANGEL FLIGHT for
great times, great friends, and no military
obligation! Call 933-3295 anytime or come
by 220 Chase Hall Wednesday at 6:30 p.m.
Seniors and other Last Year s in
dents: distribution for the Duke game
is this Fri. (27) from 2 to .5 at the SAC.
Regular distribution rules apply (excluding
number system). Call 962-1989 with
questions.
ALL' ARTE ARTLITERARY MAG
AZINE is accepting original prose,
poetry, short drama, reviews, and art
work. Submit to the Campus Y desk by
Feb. 17. Weekly meetings Sun 8:00. For
more info., call 968827.
UNC SURF CLUB It's not at the
beach It's HERE! Summer's Com
ing Catch the Wave! Look for the
USC Raffle Various Prizes. Come
Join! Next Meeting: 3rd Floor Stu
dent Union. Thursday (216) at 8 p.m.
SANGAM GENERAL BODY
MEETING Wednesday, Feb.
22 at 7 pm, Stndent Union:
Room 206.
personals
CLARK You're right. Lois Lane never
had it so good. And neither did Scarlett
I love you, sir. Happy Valentine's Day!
YO ROCKY, Our streets are miles apart
but our hearts live on the same street.
If this message is quite clear, then forever
IH be your Valentine's, Dear. P.S. I will
even if you don't get it, but I hope you
will. Love, Ad. your favorite poetry writer.
TO LEE my best fritnd, my love, and
hopefully my date for the prom someday
Thank you for an amazing year. Tm
so glad that you stayed in N.C. and didn't
move to Kansas. I love you and your
beautiful hair. Love, your beach pal, May
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The Daily Tar HeelTuesday, February 14, 19897,
TO THE GOOD LOOKING ORIENTA
TION COUNSELOR I met last fall: are
you doing it again? I am! Love, The Great
Looking Blonde O.C.
WITNESS WANTED I had a bike accident
on Sat. morning the 28th of Janurary at
about 2:30 am in the parking lot behind
Memorial Hall. Some friendly people did
first-aid. Be so kind and leave your names
with the Math Dept secretary for Albert
Monig. Who else has had bad experiences
with the rope blocking of a part of that
parking lot?
TO MY MAN Thanks for a great year
of beach trips, big green pillows, late-night
swims, and midnight snacks. I love ya!
Your girl. . ' .
TO THE GIRL who called Cathy: If you
have my bracelet PLEASE call back. I am
very willing to negotiate. 968-8238.
Thanks!
HEY HIGH KICKING HEELS: "On a
scale of 1 to 10," y'all are the greatest.
Thanks for making Mardi Gras 89 the best
one ever! Keep in touch. NROTC.
TO THE WORLD'S GREATEST BAS
KETBALL PLAYER, Thanks for all those
wonderful shots this weekend. What
would I do without you? Love and
friendship forever, 65.
VELLI We knew we had something to
ask you but our mind went blank Sunday.
Oh well, Happy Valentine's Day, and of
course, Happy Saint Patrick's Day too!
(How'd we do?) Love always, S K. O.
THERE ONCE WAS A GUY who went
to the store for a button to buy Waiting
in line, he saw a lady so fine Unable to
speak, he sought retreat only to see the
lady wanting to meet. .
SARAH I delivered the roses straight
to you only you didn't know they were
roses, Boo-Hoo. P.S. I wanna hold your
hand with or without chewing gum.
ALLISON Please please caD me. I know
Pm not very attractive and a little over
weight. I need you, I want you. Marcus.
DOUSE IS HOT, so hot, so cool, she's
hot, swim fast at ACC's Your Secret
Pal.
CAROLINA IS IN A time of transition
callin upon it to decide whether a Uni
versity is big money and big buildings or
earnest students and good faculty. This
year's Senior Class Gift helps answer
that question in a very positive way.
Neil Riemann Speaker of Stn
dent Congress.
ESQUEALA Your love is my center,
it fires my life. S.B.'
AARON Booga wooga wooga! Gracias
para ayudandome con todos este semes
tre. Te amo muchissimo, y quiero ser
contigo siempre. Con todo mi amor, Lisa.
DEAR NANCY: I've been to Applebee's
several times and always enjoy looking at
you. Have wondered if you are as beautiful
on the inside. Would love to "find out.
Please respond in DTH (with your
Creative Writing). Happy Valentine's Day!
Love Mike.
GOOCH, SURPRISE! I hope your Val
entine's Day is A GOOD DAY! Thank
you for being such a special part of my
life this year! G.H.
The Far Side
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"And that goes for Lancelot, Galahad
and the rest of you guys. ... No more
stickin your gum under the table."
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GREAT! Love ya! Lisa. Next clue meet
me at 11:55 on the steps of Phillips.
PHILIP, I feel so lucky to have someone
as sweet as you. Happy Valentine's Day,
Sweethear! Love, Jennifer.
MICHAEL - Happy V-D! Hope it is a
happy one for you! (Couldn't forget my
old "teddy bear," now could I?) Your un
docile amiga, Lisa.
CHEESE, 1 wish that roses could live
forever. Love Forever, Me.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to You,
without whose overpowering inspriation
there could be no poetic justice! Don't
ever forget that I would sacrifice every
thing to be WITH YOU. 1 love you. And
I really mean that. Universally, T.C.
LORD ELVIS J. INC. 66, 19 & of
course, always 1 just finished opening
your Sunday gift! I love you I love you,
I love you. God Bless you and thanks.
Love, Your Valeninte babe Goof P.S.
Just don't tell your wife. (O.K. you can.)
KELLY J. For almost 2 years
yon've stole my heart Now
they can't tear ns apart V Let's
90 pnbfic or in a park at nighty
If I'm with yon itH be right.
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crazy for 79 some more year
I love yon, yonr Fazzie.
TO MY SNUGGIE who always
makes me smile Thank you for
aD the special times, oreo cookies,
Westover Park, lasagna, nights on the
beach, "Pretty colors," and white
dresses with blue satin sashes. Happy
Valentine's Day!
JOYABLE, a.k.a. "Treasare
Qneen." Congrats yoa're
finally setting personal of
yonr very own! I foand my real
treasnre in October! Yonr
love, friendship, and sapport
mean everything to me. Happy
Valentines. I love yon. Yoa're
Gofer.
BEAR! Tm not ignite sare what.
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mnch for always being there
when I've needed yon in
sickness and in health, road
trips, and all! Happy Valen
tine's Day, Honey. 1 love yon,
"WooUie"
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