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LOST SET OF KEYS ON BIG St. Mary's key chain. VW key, room key, house keys. Lost 426. Call 933-15215. tutoring JDONT GO EXTINCT! Study with a geology PhD student! Lecture or lab Tutoring. Group rates available, call J929-8296. The dinosaurs wish they i had! I JMATH TUTORING: Get the best. I Certified teacher with B.A. math mattes. All branches of math. Statistics, Calculus, Algebra and practical math. Call Gary now. 933-0800. Kaep trying. --NEED HELP IN MATH 22, 30. 31, or 1-3 or In STAT 11 or 23? Jim has i reasonable rates. Call 929-5237 day w or night. Leave message. TUTORS NEEDED IN PHIL 21 OR .MATH 22 or 3 for 1st summer ses fon, preferably UNC student who tias taken courses and did well. Call 272-8035 collect. services ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private and confidential GYN facility with Saturday and weekday appointments . available. Pain medication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824. CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you J can with amazing new Appetite At I tacker. You must remember to eat! ' Great for binge eaters and emotional --asters. Call 479-3038. CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR CHASE of an automobile, appliance, HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional Consultants, 968-9937. Please leave message. Inquiries answered promptly. ; ELECTRONIC REPAIR: VCR's, CD i Players, Tapeplayers, Microwaves, Rebuild or Repair). Factory author- ized service Center for major brands. - .Custom speaker. Car stereo installa tion. Medical and laboratory equip ment repair. Hours 9-5:30, Mon. Jri., 9-1 Sat. Norina Instrument Co.. 405 E. Main St, Carrboro, 942 3777. PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE 'and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942 .7318. STORE YOUR CARPET OR RE FRIGERATOR for only $5month . this summer with RPS. Pick-up and 'delivery provided. Call Robert or Ste ,uen at 933-1532 noon to midnight. THE RIGHT JOB! Send your resume 'jo thousands of employers in the Tri angle Cities for just $24.00, and let the right job find you. Call The Trian gle Personnel Listing's 24 Hour Hot "fine for more information. 919-481- TYPING AND FAST PROFESSION--AL WORD PROCESSING AT VERY ""COMPETITIVE RATES. CALL CA ,JHY, 942 5838. WORD PROCESSING AND RE SUME SERVICE - FAST, ACCU--RATE TERM PAPERS. THESIS AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES, LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU RUS. SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECKERS ON LINE. GRAPHICS AND LASER PRINTING AVAILA jBLE. DAILY STUDENT UNION PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME. .CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921. I . I Can you believe you caiiSniX - spend next year at a. ': r: British . , University andSTUXbe onalOTC !: Program1? Information in ( - Study Abroad Office, v Basement of ; Caldwell Hall i earn Wollongong, Australia Politics, Literature, Art, History, Busi ness, International Rel., Anthropology Semester or Year UNC Program Information in STUDY ABROAD OFFICE Basement of Caldwell ;' Hall THE Daily Crossword by . , ACROSS ;1 Impair Raton, Fla. 9 Convartlplana .13 Small cat 14 Mtkt laugh 16 Qray wolf 17 Supreme ' Diana 18 Pitcher Ryan J 9 School near - , the Thames '.20 Punctual 22 Giggle: var. 24 Merry month 25 Pond denizen .28 Laughs 9 Vines 31 de deux ,34 Rebel i35 Catlike ' mammal 38 Noted Giant 37 Philistine city 33 Bugs -39 Lights" 11 (Chaplin) 40 Garfunkel 41 Floor walker 2 Musical '43 Sound of a f: fan 44 Praying figure ;.r In art 45 Bizarre 1 43 Outfit 43 Rlckles or Shula 49 Promise 51 Wait 56 Oral turndown 57 Steak 59 Dirty 60 Cupid 61 Vernal 62 Has a bill 63 Bulb unit 64 Jazz has two 65 Darting dog DOWN 1 Protagonist 2 Like - of bricks 3 Sign of disuse 4 Jumble 5 Toss back and forth 6 Melville opus 7 Exclusive group 8 Smart whip 9 Glossy 10 Precise 11 Woodwind 12 wolf 15 Main dishes 21 Alleviate 23 NY river 25 Deflect TYPINGWORD PROCESS ING - FAST, ACCURATE, COMPUTERIZED PREPAR ATION OF YOUR TERM PAPER, RESUME. THESIS, DISSERTATION, ETC. LET TER QUALITY PRINTING. CALL: 542-5760. TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -Freshman to Post-Doctoral and Faculty. No job too large or too mall. 100 letter quality. Pro fessional, fast, dependable, accu rate. Word Wrangler. 933-9752. TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -FAST, professional quality. FREE editing of spelling, grammar, sen tence structure. FREE pick-up and delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years experience. 542-5922 (local calO. passport photos OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS AND APPLICATIONS while you wait. Ask for student and faculty 10 discount card. 10 good for photos, supplies and shipping for entire year. Sterling Business Servic es. 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri, 9 6; Sat, 9-3. 933-1111. announcements KARATE CLASSES!! - Tuesdays & Fridays, 6-8 pm at Community Church of Chapel Hill (Off Mason Farm Road). Join today 2 Free Classes. Information? 933-2882. BABIES CANT PROTECT THEIR HUMAN AND CIVIL RIGHTS. Will you please help stop the unneeded and harmful so-called "surgery." No more circumcision. CELLAR DOOR APPUCATIONS are due today by 5 pm at the Cellar Door office, 216F union. Applications a vailable at the union Desk. HILELL, TONIGHT. 7 pm. plan ning meeting. AO those interest ed in Hillel activities for next year, please come share your ide as with us. Hillel House, 210 W. Cameron Ave. HILLEL. FRIDAY APRIL 28 6:30 pm Shabbat Services and dinner. Dinner $4. Both reform and conservative services will be conducted. We will be together for dinner. Hillel House. 210 W. Cameron Ave. RESIDENCY STATUS AND TUI TION, the informative guide on the in-state tuition application process is available now at the Bullshead Book shop, Student Stores. SALE - STERLING SILVER CHAINS on sale. 25 off. Light Year Jewelry, 119 12 E. Franklin St., 11-5:30 daily. SENIORS! SENIORS! Dont miss the 1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Pit or call SBT Travel, 929-4321 or 967 3862. WIN A TRIP FOR TWO to West Afri ca or the Caribbean! Raffle tickets on sale at Campus Y and BCC How About SIENA, ITALY next semester No Italian Required UNC SEMESTER PROGRAM Information available in Study Abroad Office, Basement of Caldwell Hall HOW ABOUT NEXT YEAR AT ST. ANDREWS SCOTLAND UNC Study Abroad Office Basement of Caldwell Hall It's A UNC Program! Virginia 1969 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 28 the Horrible" 27 Macaw 28 Satisfy 29 Glacial mass 30 Shrew 32 Rose oil 33 Mode 38 Assortment 39 Expects 41 Serve the tea 42 Snatched 47 Hunt 48 Sediment 49 Once more 50 Shore bird 51 Grimace 52 Bancroft or Baxter 53 Davenport's place 54 Bearing 55 "Born Free" lioness 58 Name for Dickens COMIC FANS! Blow out the semester with a chaotic mer ger of food, chaos and comic book yoickst It's tonight at 7 pm at the Franklin St. Pizza Hut! (Black tie optional). It's a furious mix of perpperoni, fun and snappy banter! If you attend just on meeting this week, come to this on as well! WIN UP TO $10,000 cash with the NCAA Championship Game Con test. Bring your 7 -Up caps (2 liter or 16 oz.) to Western Union agent at Sterling Business Services, 1507 E. Franklin St., 933-1111. Mon.-Fri., 9 6; Sat. 9-3. STERLING transfers money, sends telegrams, cables and mailgrams via Western Union. WOMEN - Work on your all-over tan without sexist hassles. Dis cover people who'll respect who you are, not just how your body looks. Contact: Triangle Area Naturists. P.O. Box 33612-T, Raleigh. NC 27636. 25 reasons why beer is better than women! 100 cotton T shirt. You can grab a 2nd beer and your 1st beer won't get mad. You're always the 1st to pop a beer. Call 929-3924. Leave mes sage. personals ANITA-WHERE DO I BE GIN? I'm so frustrated, I feel ths need, the need to . . ., You Got The Right Stuff, I have a girlfriend at home ... Yeh, Right! Do I got to go to class?, nita, Jonathan, an old friend with Open Arms, What am I going to do?. Cow, I wonder if eff has found his J yet?, cruising Ramsgat and the SAC, nice and slow, slam it. Found any orange cones lately? Let's Do It!, smiley faces. It's going to hurt. He's so fine, Mr. Jerks and Miss Bitty-thank God we got rid of them! Thanks for always being there. I can't wait till next year. K.T. and Players will never be the same, heard about any bas ketball parties? Alex and Brian better watch out be cause we're on the hunt, i love you huney! Friends are friends forever ...-Michel. STEPH. SKIPPY, DUG2, ELUSION. TCH, 7. PAP, ROB We d-dnl mean ta bug ya! Well miss you this summer - Love M & K in C T -1 ONLY WISH that the hands of time would turn back, and you and I can again relive our past memories forever. Those were indeed the good times you and I shared, and HI cher ish them always. The next 3 or so months will be living hell, but I'll manage it somehow. Ill just try to take them day by day, and night by night. I may not be with you physical ly, but mentally, TU be there for you." n miss you! Love always, C. TARA: MET YOU FRIDAY NIGHT at party. Would like to talk to you a gain. If interested, respond DTH or call. I'm the one who was ignored. Senior Class of 1990 FRESHMAN BUDDY PROGRAM All upperclassmen (rising sophomores, juniors and seniors) are encouraged to sign up now to be a big buddy to a fresh man next fall!! Appli cations available in the Senior Class Office (Suite B) and at the Union Desk. Questions call: 962-1989 Guess what? You can be off campus your senior semes teryear and STILL receive UNC credit. Information in Study Abroad Office Basement of Caldwell Hall L. Yates HAJLi EEx o See answer, page 8 1 2 3 14 I 5 5 17 18 I '9 10 11 12 13 14 " 1$ 16 17 18 TT 20 ' 2lT """"" 22 23 24 25 28 272T """' 29 30 """"" 31" 32 133"" 34 35 3 io """iT" """""iT"" 43 " 44 45 iT" iT" ZT" 4$ so""" """" 51 S2 53 54 S5 65 """""59 . I 1 L M ,84 85 ' ' ' I 1 I I I I I I SQUIRREL, A MAN? Truly chested . male? Kisses? all over, uh? Caswell Beach, right? Well Happy Birthday and Good Luck! Bre STACL HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I know it's late, but I had snow in my sues. Good luck on your chemistry final! I love you! Lynn. SPICEY-eighth wonder of the world. Here's to bandaids, late night rap sessions, midnight mo vies and cokes. Best nights are Sunday and Tuesday. Guess who I saw today? Bill, Greg? you know--"jerks." Feed me, Sey mour. I know, I know-chocolate chip cookies. What's it taste like? No, what's it to ya? Ambi deectrous, of course. Gonna miss ya this summer. BFF! Wild thang. TEN LITTLE GOBLINS went out to dine, Sarah became a muppet, and then there were nine. Nine little goblins stayed up very late, Viking's going to grad school, and then there were eight. Eight little goblins in the Southern part of heaven, Peri's getting married, so soon there will be seven. Two little goblins, so close they seem a mix, When they go will there be five, or will there still be six? The Dread Pi rate Roberts, a Job to contrive, Sails off to his homeland, and then there were five. Dark Angel stays here, same as before, Go blin Queen goes home, and then there were four. Four little Go blins looking out to sea, Vincent's off to Spain, and then there were three.Three little Go blins, but these doctors just won't do, we shall miss the Ter rorist, now there's only two. Evil Twin she snickers,"there's mis chief to be done, I'll distract the Sundipper," then there will be one. The Last Goblin, Nerom her years burning done, takes home her fiddle, and then there were none. FRED S. -Well. I guess this one ends your "collection." Good luck next year at Iowa. Thanks for being such a great roommate. Congratulations-Graduate! JWB III. DO YOU LOVE POLITICS? Then we need you! TheDTH's state and na tional desk is looking for a few good writers for next year. Drop by the DTH sometime this week after 3 pm. and see Tammy Blackard. DYER-HILTON HEAD! but not the EL RANCH no-tell mo tel. Can't wait to prove who's who at LAKE NORMAN. Don't forget Metcafe! KEY WEST was great; and for Woody-I HATE THAT NAME. Hope surgery does not make your nose bigger. Oh yea! Happy Birthday May 9 and remember if you cant take it easy take it sleasy! -Your pals GRIT, COLE. CLYDE. DEX and MUNDY. FI ,1 FCTQ-Tm gonna miss ya as I step into the void of reality. Rest as sured, you're not rid of me that easi-ly-look forward to several more un real trips-foreign states or altered states. Don't be too hard on those 1 tafian boys. MINERVA. The New LS AT... Leaner. . . meaner. . . Fight back with. . . THE PRINCETON REVIEW 1st Diagnostic Test for June course: The ArtsCenter, Carrboro Sat., April 29 9:00 am Call Today! 967-7209 Join UNC's fall semester program to SCHOOL OF ECOnOMICS (not just econ.) INTERESTED? Come by Study Abroad Office Basement of Caldwell Hall in. S Alt 0 0 Hi IrIoIlIeI ISlTUIOf lElMlalil IC.lliE.lA IT IE 1 Mfc S 1 JJ E f IjLJ., P A L L T HiilSlllSL E V EiS - jl EMILY-YOU LOOKED just as pretty carrying that dress last Sunday after noon as when you were wearing it -Friday night. I was thinking about you on the way over to Carmichael when our paths crossed again. Be tween your good looks, charm, and friendly personality you made an im pression on me that has been hard to forget (and in my job I see scores of females every day). I'm glad I was a- ble to help you feel better when we first met, but the fact is I was just telling you the truth: you are beauti ful. Your CompKmentary Admirer DEAR TIGER-Yes, It's me. I just couldnt let this year end without tell ing you how wonderful you are! No matter how abnormal our year' has been, at least we've shared it togeth er and that says a lot. You've kept me sane, you've kept me warm, and you've kept me happy. Wherever the future takes us, I hope youH always keep me.- Congratulations Jeff! You've skipped your last class. Love always, Sandi. DEEJER and FREIDA-Thanks for providing sanctuary to this oft-fleeing traveller. Hope you look back with fondness remembering your illegal days of Big Dippers and White Rus sians, as well, as Picasso nights and the formal of the polka-dot boxers. Wish I were here for another summer, but I'm afraid I'll grow up if I stay. Stay away from Southern poetry (even if you get a flash) and window flash ers. From my other self. ; AMY-YOLTRE THE BEST! KB ANTHONY-You're a saint! Thanks for putting up with all the noodling and worse this se mester. Despite the problems, Til still carry fond memories (beer drenched, paint-spattered, paper-chased or otherwise). Keep a lookout for the bag lady and her flasher friend, and con gratulations to the newest addi tions to the growing family. Yours in the . . . Ex-Number 7. AS THE DOCTOR and the perpagil lium step into TARDIS, they bid a fond farewell to the other compan ions: Ace, Jamie, Victoria, Captain Yeates and Princess Astra. We shall return in the fall, if the Doctor can get his space-time coordinates right -Peri BANANA NOSE AND CHICKEN ' McNUGGET HEAD, that's all she wrote 9high five)! Good luck on fi nals, love, E.P. BETH BREEDON, WEVE SHARED Bugs, VS, 30 Something, Moon Shadows, fights, midnight snacks, and a friendship beyond just room ies. Though I'm not perfect, I'll al ways care. Thanks for the year! Karla. BLONDE. DINGY, and SQUEAKY--ya'll have made spring semester great. Thanks for all the advice and laughs. Watch out K.T. -here we come. Love ya! Michele. CANDY: "Where are you storing your refrigerator and carpet this sum mer?" ROD: Tm storing them with RPS." Call Robert or Steven at 933 1532 for appointment. CHRIS-ri! miss fish kisses, playing, moos, Kenan, Hermin, and every thing -about you this summer. I cant wait to visit I LOVE YOU! Me. COMPANIONS: We want a tardis! Although we cant wait for exams to end, we'll miss you. Have a good summer! Jaimie & Victoria CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FRESHMAN WOMAN'S SHOLAR SHIP WINNER, Nancy Zucker. To the winner and the finalists, you all were fantastic Good luck in the fu ture! HUNTY BEE-Have a Happy Birth day! I've had the time of my life. IH miss you. Tm glad you danced with me. Love, Booger. JEFF P, (fencer from Saluda): thank you for the thought Are we as out of touch as I think? (sorry) Call before you leave! -E. KELLAN-Here's hoping that real life may be a little less bizarre than the last four years (I aint betting on it, though). Keep your fingers crossed for visions of crossing the tundra and keep the order for the parka on file. Best wishes to the Egg. KIM A. -From the roommate in the apt. from hell. Good luck with your troll-less summer (good thing Jimmy wasnt a military man), and thanks for being there, as always. Flying Burrito or Dr. Gon's? KRTm one of mar.y with a crush on you. I'm just brave (or stupid) enough to admit it. OK, Jake W., I told him. happy? Igmee W0VK MOTHER r iov, XJ W Doonesbury FIFST PESPONWIUmS ID I WtFAMVf.ICAH7AF " X FOFP TO LOS5 MY 'vl JOB RIGHT NOlAJf Bloom County J &tl'S v 0N57D MfiPISON... TU MWWeRB ) 6,392.2. IF FZTB , y tj ' Vv- Choupit...) " v srzmctf jj - r HOLA BOBO, MARGARITA woman and Dan, Dan: What a semester we've had. Sigma Chi (our fav. frat!) on the night before school seemed like ages ago. Luv the memories of camping out for B-ball tickets - 7th row Wake; "Cool as &$ man!"; Chicken and Cheese at T.O. at 3 a.m. -Billy was right, "Go back to Durham ya Duke boys"; Democracy sucks-There is a lot of lying going on In this Triangle area"...Times w Manners, Mexican, and Pegram 1 14 and Pegram 11 4. ..Captain Morgan's Rum and REM-"Oh my, how embarassing"...Car. LaX at 4Cs...I"ll miss dancing on furniture to Steve, how are those bruises Bobo? At least soccer is over. Next year, think DKE, DU, and no dookies. I'll miss YALL over the summer bc Td rath er be in Carolina" dancing on an alu minum trash can! Cheers to a sooper summer. S. LISA TEASS-CHOMP! Consider that merely the beginning of the end. Looking forward to your being legal in foreign climes-maybe well find a French cafe (Berkely or otherwise) to be stupid in. Gevee. Miss Bitty-thank God w got rid of them! Thank for al ways being there. I can't wait till . next year. K.T. and Player will never be the ame. Heard about any bas ketball parties? Alex and Brian better watch out be cause we're on the hunt. I love you Huneyl "Friend are friend forever. . . "Mi chelle. THE KING: So a year of love, laugh ter, and personals comes to a close. The ads may end today, but 111 love you forever. Fifteen months and counting! Your loyal subject and Fu ture Queen. GOBLIN CORPSrThrough dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way through four years of college, to get my degree that I have worked for. I who was Ace, the Dalek, Costume Mistress, and especially Sarah bid a fond fare well to Carolina and the Goblin Corps. Here's to Goblin food, Re gression, the Disorder of the Bell Tower, and other adventures too nu merous to mention. Good luck next year, and look for me when you least " expect it (watch the end credits of my first movie!) All my love, Sarah. GOBLIN CORPS: ALAS, graceful Lily, You dont care a peso for me. Yet you've captured my heart. Oh, shucks. To everyone else: It's been a real gas. Thanks. Beware, this sum mer: You never know when this roader might appear at your door step. Later-Blade Runner RICKY-I have no embarassing but here is a PDA: I Love You! (Even when you go to London) LuvYa.B ROB SIP Surprised? I hope that, de spite everything, we can still have a FANTASTIC time tonight. One ques tion. Do you still want to bring out' the "animal" in me? And most of all, please FEEL BETTER. Love always, H RYSANEK, VOSS, Levesque, Alan, Mazzoli-Monday night drinking club--m miss you guys next year! Good luck and keep in touch! From the heart, Jenn. Sexy woman from Hell and the best suitemate that ever was can't wait til we're roomies! Here's to a FAB Freshman yean crushes, diets, goldfish and pea nut butter, chem (organic and In tro) horny lab TAs and sexy old er grad tutors, boyfriends, politi cal aspirations and campaigns, Gumby Dammits wmushrooms (hold the sauce and the cheese) cans of Fenny Gs and dllets of flod, sleeping through exams and suicidal suitemate excuses, FRIZZY hah- and rattails that cant be pulled off, English pa pers, LONG conversations, aw ful .music (what is that noise?) and things too disgusting to say (stop blushing!), if i ever called you a geekoid from Hell, i didnt mean it! BFF DWEEZHBRAIN. SHAR-BEARj You SHB. I hope you have a great semester in Italy. Dont forget us on 9th floor Morrison. Til miss you lots. Love, Col. SHF1ITF B... WHAT IF WED never gone to the Beat State Party - fail '86, or if the "Grinch" had aired a dif ferent night our freshman year? What if there was such a thing as a "nice Jewish boy" and what if your birth day was 2 days earlier!?! I hope your 22nd is a Bacchanalian Fest-O-Rama! Love, AM CALCCIDS NOW. 1 WORKfAJG PAMN... IT'S NOT HARP TD RATIONALIZE- MY MAY OUT OF THIS, BUT AT WHAT. TBRRJBL3 PRJC& TD M Y PRINCIPLES GOOD HeRfT ' hM. XM bom SoflC WM, The Daily Tar HeelThursday, April 27, 198915 MOO-'petitive hurmees, no more 'stakes. Can't wait for our pagne din ner. Bottom of a snowman? I didn't know they had hair. But it must be raining outside if it's inside. A Choc olate Crunch with lots of Crunchles. Can't go to sleep without hearing THE PIG say "nite. "Hateful boys." Furtysumfeeeng. Headstands on 'my. Some! Him! Italian Pizzeria. Maybe next semester I'll build up a toler ance. HoPpInG. Many 'lies and lots to look forward to. I love you Bee Bee. F & F.-Nant NUT, I'M GLAD TO see we've grown up so much and that we're now headed in the right direction. Here's to the future and all the happiness it holds" for us. I Love You, Squirrel. TO MY BEST FRIENDS-the atten tion manager, the airheaded future movie director, the Southern belle, the one that is always out of control and the tough Northerner with a sen sitive Southern heart. You've made my freshman year unbelievable. We've done it all: Def Leppard; the gold Birthday Box; Student HeD; frat par ties; ((annihilated; D.C. at the C.R.; - student body elections-what a buzz crusher; those weekends from hell we've all had; coordinated heel-kicking to the less coordinated attempts at aerobics and falEng off the loft; let ters to Janell from Hell; all those pseudo-relationships we've had; "He loves me. He hates me."; 'Til call you;" "It's just a dick-thing."; "Come and see my fish tank."; too many guys named John; Gotta love those Sig-Eps our group total is 16 (Steph, you need to catch up, babe); What QT we had In Daytona-from burning our buns to herbal tea, from half and half to UNC football players to a real cute guy with a real bad ac cent to surfer dudes to the two guys from two different worlds being in one place, and to Dennis-all I can say is "We had hookage!" (Tm finally admitting I hooked with Dennis.) I couldn't have survived without you guys. We laughed and cried and had a hell of a time. You all are as beauti ful inside as on the outside. You will be in my heart over the summer. I'll miss you guys! I love you to the moon and stars! Kerry K. TO SWASM: Hey girls. Just wanted to say how much fun I had this year. Memories of "Where is the beef?", wrong SS's, mysterious couches, and midnight munchies will always remind me of ya'll. Thanks DB for Myrtle Beach;That is one drunk bitch!" Grab your bikinis roomies 'cos' we are moving to Connor Beach-Love, Messy (Starvin) Marvin. TO THE "ONE WHO WAS IGNORED"- were you at Old West Party Fit? If Tm the right one, contact me.Tara. TO THE BIGGEST STUD on campus-Jim H., Inconspicuous no long er! Have a wonderful time in Europe. I will miss you greatly. Love, Shanna TO: MY LOVEMUFFIN. A very personal personal to the one I love. I'll always be by your side. From: the girl sitting on your left. The Far Side 'God help us all.' rr m m- YY TO JAKE WHO WASNT RICHARD: You're an interesting "wrong num ber!" Subtract 5913 from your num ber and call ma back! Ask for MJ. GOBLIN CORPS: I follow the winds of change-theyVe blowing, Tm leav ing. . . and this ad is my swan song. Dark Angel , Goblin Queen, Evil Twin, and Sundipper-Thanks for be ing there. . . I love you dearly! Love also to Purple Goddess, Viking and , Nero. Dread Pirate: NCC-1701 forev er! (Smile). Dont stress out . . I hear things get better. Take care, o.k.? Blade Runner: Sorry about our fight. You take care as well. Argent-It's al ways summer on Vulcan. . . Nero Rome is east and down. G.Q. Hmmm. . . Bellsphoren is nothing compared to sour grapes. Farewell to alL . , The Terrorist v , HEY ANDY! Yeah you - with the big ole' butt! Put a tree you-know-where! Well, here's to a month of fun and parties, and a whole year to come! You're the greatest I'm glad we're friends you !!&?! Dare I say it? Up your butt! Love, you anally fixated . friend, Jenn. HEY GOOFUS! Here's the personal you've been looking for. It's been 8 wonderful months with you! You know I Love You! Love Always, Qe tus. HEY SWEET THING! Just wanted to thank you for the six months you've shared with me. I greatly hope time & space will be profitable so we'll share next year's State Fair, Nov. 10, and George Winston. Good luck this summer. Dont forget QT. And never doubt that my love runs deep! HILLHAVEN CONVALES CENT CENTER VOLUN TEERS: Erika Milnor. Katha rine Fleer, Jenny Macon, Robin Hill, Can-in Sechrlst, Barbara Krasner, Michelle Jones, Susan Ingle, Lynn Carroll, Kathy Hamrick, Kim Well. Tessa Blake, Robin Mize, Michelle Dun can, Tammy Spencer, Kelley Gaylat, the Carolina Inter varsity Christian Fellowship, the "door decorating sorori ty," Cindy Lowman and Delta Zeta sorority, and the Cam pus Y Student-Elderly Ex change student: The staff and residents at Hillhaven greatly appreciate all the time and effort you have giv en us. Good luck on your fi nal and have terrific sum mer! VESTR A wonderful memories of times past, that we just haven't seemed to been able to recapture. Still, ushering, eating and collaborat ing over many loves and follies has been a close second. I miss seeing you now, so Tm sure it will be worse when we're both in exotic areas. Keep in touch, and I'll see you at the Shrew. TU leave a message. Gevee. YO! ALL COPY EDS read this! I have enjoyed working with all of you. Hope you each have fantabulous summer. Thanz for all your great help! For those returning, hail to the Xy Write!! Love, JuBa Vr- WHO'S iHfVT r fisl MY HAU NSo rVAMeD T Gotta An zzs&m I WONPER. IF $500 TO THZ CANC3R. SOCIETY CUOU LP COVER IT. iiiiiill