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University Administrators Demonstrate
The Difficulties Os Enforcing Gag Law
Last Monday, UNC administrators ex
plained to the University Board of
Trustees some of the difficulties of en
forcing North Carolina’s Gag Law be
cause of the statute’s uncertainties, am
biguities and vagueness.
As if to drive home the point, the
University several days later .proceed
ed to demonstrate the Keystone, Kops
aspect of attempted enforcement.
One who helped to prove the Univer
sity’s point was Larry Phelps, a form
er UNC student who summered in Cuba
in defiance of the State Department’s
travel ban.
On his return from Cuba, Phelps had
taken the Fifth four times before the
House Un-American Activities Commit
tee, although it still is not clear in
what regard he invoked Constitutional
immunity.
In the course of a visit to the Chapel
Hill campus last week, Phelps gave a
talk about his Cuban adventure in one
of the UNC dorms. The talk was in
formal and was not sponsored by any
official campus group. However, the
University administration was advised
beforehand that Phelps planned to speak
and the administration didn’t see any
clear-cut reason to stop him.
In his speech, Phelps admitted that
he was a communist (with a little “c”),
but not a member of the Communist
Party. This would seem to put Phelps
under the Gag Law, but he had already
spoken. It was a little late to lock the
barn door.
Another case which illustrates the
University’s quandary over enforcement
is a statistic’s colloquium planned
for tomorrow. The speaker is to be a
professor from Leningrad State Univer
sity in Russia. His topic will be “Limit
Theorems for Large Deviations of Sums
of Independent Random Variables.”
That doesn’t sound like propaganda or
subversion. But then the Gag Law
doesn’t fnention subject matter; it sim
ply states that members of the Com
munist Party shall not speak at any
State-supported college or university.
Bonus Is Good, But Not As A Policy
In voting a bonus of SIOO each to the
members of the Chapel Hill Police De
partment, the Board of Aldermen man
aged at least satisfactory compensation
for the 1,400 hours of overtime the po
licemen put in during racial demonstra
tions last summer.
Appreciated as the gesture was, it
did nothing toward correcting a serious
deficiency in the structure of municipal
law enforcement. The demonstrations
which occasioned the overtime were ad
mittedly of an unusual nature and not
the sort of thing with which the police
are expected to deal as a matter of rou
tine. Consequently the Police Depart
ment is not structured to handle them
as a matter of routine, or without extra
ordinary measures. The policemen re
sponded admirably to the demand nev
ertheless. Vacations went by the board
and many a patrolman had to be called
out of bed to meet emergencies. To their
credit, no really serious incidents oc
curred in connection with the demon
strations. Yet the expense of this
salutary performance would, without
the bonus, have been borne entirely by
the individual policemen themselves.
The Town does not reimburse its em
ployees for overtime duty it permits
them “compensatory time off.” But for
the Police Department to have permit
ted all those who put in overtime to
take advantage of this form of reim
bursement, it would h&ve meant making
a shambles of the law enforcement rou
tine. The overtime compiled equalled a
normal week’s work for 35 men.
.If is doubtfot that Chapel Hrtt has
Sunday, November 3,1963
The Russian professor reportedly has
been sent one of the questionnaires the
University requires of speakers who
might be subject to the Gag Law, but no
reply has been received.
The colloquium speaker would seem
to fall in the same category as Dr.
J. B. S. Haldane, w£p had been schedul
ed to speak at State College on genetics.
Dr. Haldane refused to respond to the
questionnaire and his scheduled appear
ance was dropped. It will be interesting
to see what happens if the Russian pro
fessor shows up at Chapel Hill tomor
row without having acknowledged the
questionnaire in any way.
The University obviously is trying to
do what the Gag Law demands but, as
the case of Larry Phelps demonstrated
last week, enforcement would seem to
require divining what is in a man’s
mind as well as investigating what is
in his past.
The only alternative to mind-read
ing would seem to be a censor standing
at the speaker's side. As soon las a doubt
ful word was uttered, the censor would
pole-ax the speaker on the spot. This
might not cull any Communists, but it
sure would cut down on public speaking,
and that might be what the Legislature
has been after all the time.
DSM For Jonas
One of the State’s big newspapers
pointed out last week that Charles R.
Jonas had done the Republican Party a
valuable service by keeping the populace
waiting on tenterhooks all those months
to see if he would run for Governor.
The way the newspaper figured it,
even though Mr. Jonas finally decided
not to run he had gotten the GOP thous
ands of dollars worth of publicity just
by thinking about it.
Sort of like the fellow driving his
car over the cliff and saying to him
self: “I know this is going to kill me,
but look ab the headlines I’ll get.^
seen its last demonstration, and even
if it has, there are other situations
which could arise to produce comparable
overwork of the police. In fairness, the
Town has no choice but to make addi
tional personnel available, or to es
tablish an equitable means of paying
any Town employee called upon to deal'
with a sustained emergency.
Have A Petunia
Th* Richmond News Leader
Scientists at the Rosewell Park Me
morial Institute in New York are con
ducting experiments to discover an ac
ceptable substitute for tobacco. So far,
they have come up with a cigarette con
cocted of eggplant, dandelions and cab
bage leaves, and another made of car
rots, mints, potatoes, petunias, and hol
lyhock.
The “most palatable” cigarette de
signed to date consists of petunia, cab
bage, and dandelion leaves sprayed with
a mixture of sugar, cocoa, maple and
glycerine, laced with a dressing of Ja
maica rum and herbs, tonka and deer’s
tongue. The scientists say that one ob
ject of their research is to design a cig
arette that does not harm the smoker.
Another object- is to come up with a
cigarette that allows the smoker to
break the habit easily.
The fellow who puts away a pack of
twenty petunias may or may not reach
objective number one, but by George,
he’ll make it fine with number two.
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The Wages Os Winter In Chapel Hill
Letters: Robert J. Getty, Rockefeller
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Dear Sirs
There are some people whom
nature seems to set aside, above
and beytnd us lesser mortals.
Professor Robert Geity was one
of these.
Tiie first time I met him I
was looking fjr the classroom of
a professor o. the Greek Class
ics. Professor Getty came in the
hall and directed me to uie
sought-after class. Later I told
the Greek professor that “Pro
fessor Getty and 1 nearly had a
love-feast in the hall.” That is
the ef.ect he had on everybody
who ca.ne in contact with aim,
however fleeting, as the letter
from the librarian attests.
L never audited Professor Get
ty’s course, because I am not
a Latin scholar, but on the cam
pus, or wherever I would meet
him, he was always the court
eous, superb gentleman. His
wi e, Mrs. Getty, is just as love
ly an example of the highest
type of womanhood. We are
fortunate to have had their pres
ence in our midst, even for a
brief period, “for departing
they leave behind them, foot
prints on the sands of time,”
and on the University commun
ity.
Otelta Connor
Dear Sir:
Even though in our form of
government it isn’t too lmport
ant,,who is President, I would
much rather see hockefeller as
President than Goluwater, be
cause whether a lot o* people
like it or not, there has to he a
Wurld community of men with
as little to keep men apart from
each other as is possible.
The fact is that man has to
get useJ to thinking of prob
lems in global terms, even if
it is more comfortaole to thinx
in terms of local or county af
fairs. Man cannot forever cling
to di ferent nationalities, differ
ent religious, different colors of
skin and ditferent standards of
living to make him feel superior
to his fellowman. Man gradually
will have to grow up, if he is to
remain on this planet, and he
has to learn that the more for
tunate have to share with the
les3 fortunate; that there is no
superior religion and that there
is no superior nationality. Man
has to derive his satisfaction
from loving and understanding
his neighbor, rather than from
feeling superior to him. Our
emotions have to start catching
up with the technical and scien
tific developments which have
been made. Otherwise, we will
have ndfhiqgbut knowledge, and
will be prevented frem using it
by traditionalism, old habits,
prejudices and downright stupid
ity.
Man must also realize that un
limited, un-regulated population
growth helps no one and hurts
everyone, because the available
food per person shrinks as the
population grows.
It is for these reasons that 1
think Hockefeller, not necessar
ily only for the term cr terms
of office that he might serve,
but for the long pull, would
be more quali:ied than Gold
water. When I say that it is
largely unimportant who is
President of this country, I say
this because, in the final analy
sis, every President with few
exceptions, has been hogtied by
a Congress which is dominated
by local and regional issues and
run by people who do not neces
sarily possess global thinking
and global understanding, though
as individuals each and every
one of them is probably as fine
a fellow as one can find. The
only trouble is, fine fellows do
rot necessarily understand man
kind; fine fellows do not neces
sarily understand what can be
done for the creation of a sensi
ble one world government, or
. cannot see the need that each
person on this planet should
have 3.000 calories of food per
day, and can have this amount
as far as techniques go. If they
don’t have it, it is not for lack
of money, know-how or tech
niques. but wrong emotions of
lawmakers.
But any man who is President
of this country, and who is able
to think twenty or fifty years
ahead, can stimulate the Amer
ican people, and if he does not
accomplish anything else ex
cept to stimulate the people, he
is better than the man who will
not provoke the people and who
rather leaves well enough alone.
However, when enough presi
dents, with the great prestige of
that office, for a long enough
time have stimulated enough
people into shedding some of
their old artd mostly wrong con
ceptions of mankind, then it is
possible that the voters grad
ually might vote for well-quali
fied people who have e vast
amount of knowledge and are
willing to tell tu«* voters that
local issues are not the overrid
ing problems of our time, rath
er than for the pork-barrel can
didates.
Basically, I would say that
the people who would vote for
Rocke'eiler are the ones who
wish to see equal rights for all
Americans, who want to see a
world community of human be
ings, who are interested in how
many miHions of people starve
each .year, who are intelligent
enough to see that the federal
government, whether we like it
or not, because life is getting
more complicated by the hour,
will have to do more also be
cause people want to live in a
welfare state, and what they
don't like is welfare for others.
But dare take it away from
the individual and Ik will
scream, regardless for or
[ against whom he is. 1 serious
ly doubt if many “arch-conserv
atives” who receive social se
curity return their checks.
The people who would vote
for Rockefeller are really the
ones who believe in the enorm
ous strength of America, both
technical and psychological, and
who are taerefore not afraid
that communism might win by
having a little weak outpost
ninety miles from our shores. It
is rather Rockefeller who would
advocate advertising the Amer
ican Miracle and propose shar
ing it with the rest of the world
than Goldwater.
Most people loathe trying one
of the truest sayings: that.hap
piness multiplies as one divides
it with others. The same can
be said for the American Mira
cle, because it also will multiply
many times over for all Amer
icans. and for ail men on this
planet, as this Miracle is shar
ed with olhers.
As to Governor Rockefeller’s
divorce and re marriage, I think
this is an enormous asset tor
the man. I think the American
people, in fact, all people on this
planet, are much better off with
a President who loves his wife
and is loved by her, and who is
really happy. I have a feeling
there is a built-in guarantee for
happiness for him. But 1 have
no knowledge whatsoever as to
any other candidate's married
life, and for all 1 know he has a
nagging wife, or he fusses with
her ail the time, and such a man
cannot use all his energy, all his
love for mankind and all his in
genuity in the interest of spread
ing the American Miracle over
this globe.
There is another free bonus
that comes with Rockefeller as
President, and it is indeed an
enormous bonus for anyone who
believes in peace and the com
munity of men, regardless of
nationality, color, religion or the
form of government under which
he lives. 1, as a world traveler,
who has started factories all ov
er the world, know the magic of
the Rockefeller name through
out the world, because the Rock
efeller Foundation has done so
much good for so many for such
a long time, and that includes
hundreds of millions of people
behind the Iron Curtain.
There are three American
names that evoke some very
special emotions among almost
all people on this planet: Roose
velt, because he was so human
and so warm, and people the
world over knew that he cared
for the common man; Ford, be
cause his nome is synonymous
with pioneering high wages, and
a high standard of living, and
opening a new world for all
men, wherever they live; and
Rockefeller, for reasons men
tioned.
Sincerely yours,
Ifeinz Rollman
Waynesvillle
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Some Thoughts for
Sunday Morning Break fast:
Drivers who park and thoughtlessly straddle painted
lines should be tagged. They’re using two meters, pay
ing for one.
When nature erupts with a series of thunder storms,
some contend it is the result of atomic experimenta
tion. Do they have any answers for almost a month of
clear skies?
Television stations which fill their coffers with
premium rates for “blue” ads extolling sex movies are
guilty on two counts: (1) the original ad, and (2)
prompting the viewer to visit a theatre. It should be
investigated by proper authorities.
Yogi Berra has one of America’s choice jobs, man
ager of the elegant New York Yankees. Another case
of a fellow who couldn’t pass the Cofiege Boards mak
ing good.
* * *
SPEAKING OF TELEVISION, the ad of the century
would be Y. A. Tittle, the Giants’ quarterback, doing
one *of those “greasy kid stuff” commercials.
Next time you eat a five dollar steak just remem
ber: back in your youth the same bill would have pur
chased 100 five cent hot dogs.
How would rock’n’roll sound if played by the New
York Philharmonic?
It won’t be long before the Tar Heels face State
again. The two no-love-lost cousins open Kenan Stadium
next fall.
The biggest scares that came out of Halloween were
the seriousness of the stomach aches from eating too
many sweets.
* * *
THE SOVIETS DENY a trio of their countrymen
were engaged in spying, contrary to an FBI opinion.
They were merely sightseeing?
A Fort Mill, S. C., steel worker.fell from the third
floor of a new office building last Thursday and lived.
He contended that the fall wasn’t all, but the
sudden stop smarted a little. ?
There are only 43 more shopping days until Christ
mas.
Ever notice how the old grad with thick mane seeks
out bald former classmates and jovially flatters them:
‘You haven’t changed one bit.” Really!
Fellow who has the eye of a talent scout reveals he
has taken a good view and has resolved the co-eds this
year are a bumper crop as lookers.
* * *
THEY’RE ALWAYS BUILDING in Chapel Hill. Next
for the workmen’s scaple is Woollen Gym, which will
undergo a 14-month facelifting beginning this week.
Adolph Menjou, who died recently, was the only good
reason for the invention of spats.
For a pleasing tang in salad dressings, mix Roquefort
and French.
It takes a real personality boy to ride 18 floors in an
elevator with a total stranger and not feel uncom
fortable.
Is it true that Cuban phonographs are called Hi-Fidel
sets ?
Whatever happened to Nelson Eddy?
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When Rep. Ed Hamlin return
ed from the special session of
the General Assembly, I inquir
ed how he liked it.
“Tine,” he reported. “And
lots of the representatives ask
ed about you with some inter
est.”
1 was glad he didn’t say little
interest.
* * *
OVerheard at. the Tri-Delt
House:
“He and I are going to din
ner.”
“You got permission to stay
out all night?”
“Now, ydu think I'm a slow
v ttr?"
* * •
Funniest story (printable, that
is) 1 heard this week was about
a funeral down east several
years ago. It was for a fellow
who was regarded as just about
the meanest, most miserly per
son in the section. And, yet, the
church was overflowing with
people.
Obe of the mourners was ask
ed how come such an individual
could attract so many people to
his funeraf.
"Wal,” he drawled, “Yotf just
givd the people what they want.”
* * *
We have had more together
ness in our household in the
past tvVo weeks than at any time
sinde we got a TV set.
The reason is that the Missus
and I put in a rule there
would be no television viewing
by any member of the family
frofti Monday through Thursday
evening.
So, when the children are fin
ished with their homework and
the Missus with the dishes, we
have a chance to talk, laugh,
read and have family fun.
Friday and Saturday evenings
are open viewing as long as any
onte Wishes.
The result has been, I think,
that all of us have come to ap
preciate each other and even the
TV morA.
* * •
Our Arthfs Lillian and Billy
Jr. had been accustomed to ear
ly rising on Saturday morning
to watch the “Sunrise Thea
tre.” But last Saturday they
slept til 8 a.m. and missed
not all of the program but
three murders, three screams,
six screeches and nine squeals.
* * •
Billy Jr. came home with a
report that he had failed to make
the Glenwood School Choir. “I
don’t sing good enough,” he saM.
We asked when they held
trials.
“Mrs. Weir came around to
the room and we sang songs,
and she went around the room
holding her ear down close to
our mouths. Who could sing?”
• * *
And our Annis was disap
pointed that sChbol homework
prevented her going trick-6r
treating on Halloween.
“I wanted to go so badly.” she
said, “so I could get sortiethihg
to e&f in school Friday.”
* * *
What’s going on around hedte?
Lady came in test week for
some artiste* charcoal, and I
asked if she wanted the soft,
medium or hard.
“Doesn’t matter,” she replidd.
“I’m putting it in my will*.”
Several davS later a man
came in asking if we had afiy
rubber stoppers in our science
department. We had.
“Befcffa fflTf got any coHe
ones,” he offered.
“Bet we have,” 1 told him.
He waa amazed at first, then
pleased when we counted Mm a
couple of dozen. As he rent out
the door, he turned and said:
‘T’U let you know how the
batch turns out.”