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jMiberiiition $1.50 per year.
WE. MUST WORK FOR THE PEOPLE'S WELFARE.
kW. H; Kitchin, 0-fvner-
VOL. 1.
SCOTLAND NECK, N. 0., THURSD AY, AUGUST 13, 1885
NO. 38.
DEM
'To Hie "d l5"Kltcrs of
IVorlli Corolina.
At the annual meeting of the Con
federate Home Association held May
20th, 1885. it was determined to
nuke one more effort to raise, in the
State, the amount required to erect
n suitable home for our indigent sol
diers, before asking aid of strangers.
The success of this movement will
depend on local organization through
which we hope to collect at least
lifty cents from each white voter in
the State, wife, sister or daughter.
In every community there still must
be willing hearts enough who will un
dertake this labor of love and patrN
otic dutj'. We therefore, in the
name of everything dear to us as
North Carolinians, appeal to them to
meet, organize, and go to work at
(ir.ce, by asking everybody for some
tVAr.;j and accepting everything offer,
c J. be it but five cents.
We appeal to the editors of the
the State to head a column, "Contri
butions in aid of a North Carolina
.Soldiers' Home," and to publish
weekly all contributions made in
their respective communities. This
would materially stimulate local or
ganizations and contributions made
in their respective communities,
and be an additional proof of the
willingness of the press of the State
to promote any movement calcula
ted to elevate North Carolina.
We appeal to our ministers to give
full notice and to have special con
tributions taken up for this work,
The heads of colleges, seminaries
and schools are requested to ask their
pupils to aid us witli their contribu
tions. We are confident that such
requests would receive a cheerful and
generous response, for the 3oung are
always liberal towards needy and
pleading old age.
The necessity of a home for the
indigent survivors of the North
Carolina Troops must be apparent to
all who can appreciate the noble spirit
which impelled these bent old men to
brave the dangers of war and win the
glories sufficient which, if transposed
into gems of worthy brilliancy, would
encircle our State and create for it a
perpetual day more superbly bright
than those which come to us in sums
Bier's happiest time. True as are
tlifjse inspiring facts, many ot our
old soldiers have been allowed to die
in poor-houses and many are still
forced to resort to these abodes of
woe. Is tins right or just ? Do you
believe these heroes would have
done so much to make North Caro
lina's war record bo grand if thev
bad known their State would desert
thom in their years of feebleness and
want ?
Alas ! they never doubted their
State, but, inspired by that love
which shines in matchless splendor
when devoted to a country's cause,
they marched ever forward until the
fia they were commanded to defend
and follow was furled forever.
Should such men be allowed to ex
ist in poor-houses and fill pauper's
graves ? Will 3 011 longer permit
such fates to them and still continue
to boast of a peculiar chivalry and
renown the plain result of their
soldierj bearing and devotion ! Un
til this home is built and provided
for all such boastings should cease,
for they cannot sound save as heart
less mockeries !
Will you give and gather the pal
try pittances we need and must have
to make our object 0. success? or will
yon. decline, and thereby force the
historian to draw around your claims
for magnanimity, generosity and
charity the dark and dreadful lines
of palpable neglect and merciless in
gratitude? Believing your answer
i!l be such as North Carolinians
should make when their needy and
pleading defenders ask shelter, sup
port and mental ease, we hopefully
submit this important question and
"Iterative duty for your considera
tion and action. V3--W,
F.Beacly?!
President.
Oxford Torchlight.
, If appointments to all offices are to
tta based 1i pontile ideas of theoreti
cal Repu&Mcan reformers, whom de
feat has made virtuous, instead of
democratic principles, then the peo
lJ!e want to know it. And the soon
er they know it the better. Roa
noke News.
far as Ave have heard, the
jrsest tobacco ieaf of the season
on Anderson Harris's farm, in
lanville county. It measures
. jy6 "idies. Next! F ranklinton
GRIT.
BY W. T. WHELAN.
Some call it luck, dear brother Jim,
Some term it common sense,
While others still with equal vim
Pronounce it Providence.
"But I believe in spite of all,
Fate. Providence, or wit,
Bull-headed luck or brazen gall,
It's proper name is "grit."
"Tis well for those, dear brother Jim,
With time and cash to spare
To lift their hearts and hands to Him
In everlasting prayer.
But prayer alone won't win the fight.
In spite of holy writ,
'Tis acts that tell, or wrong or right,
And actions call for 'grit."
I've seen in trial tests of speed
The horse that balks or breaks,
Although he sometimes takes the lead,
He never takes the stakes.
While "sure-and-steady-on-the-stride,"
Though slower on the bit, -Is
often on the winning side
Because he's got the "grit."
L'veseen some fellows in my time,
Good, noble men and strong,
With hearts less human than divine,
Who couldn't get along,
No matter where you placed them, J im,
They didn't seem to tit,
They couldn't win or sink or swim,
They didn't have the "grit'
Amid the countless ills of life,
Its pleasures and its woes,
The strongest factors in the strife
Are steady licks and blows,
And though we may not always win
We never will submit,
But still wade in, dear brother Jim,
And die like men of "grit."
Jakey "Wanted Some l'un.
'Jakey, my angel, please don't!"
It was a shoemaker ou Michigan
Avenue who spoke, and Jakey was
his 0 year-old son who was playing
with a revolver in the shop.
"Isn't it rather dangerous '?" in
quired a customer who was having
a "lift" putjon the heel of his boot.
"Why, I suppose so, but Jakey
won't put it up f '
"Whv don't you make him ?"
"Oh he'd cry and howl, and his
mother would rush down and abuse
me. He's my step-son, you see, and
I have to handle him carefully.
Jakey, darling, please put up the
deadly weapon before you kill some
one.
"I won't."
"You see how it is," said the shoe
maker in humble tones. He'll prob
ably shoot one or the other of us be
fore he gets through fooling, but
we are helpless."
"Say, boy!" called the customer,
"is that thing loaded ?"
"It's got bullets in."
"Then you put it up!"
"I won't !"
' Come, Jakey dear !" pleaded the
step-father.
"I say 1 won't !"
"I'll be hanged if yon don't!"
growled the customer, but before he
could raise up, the weapon was dis
charged and the bullet raked across
the shoemaker's skull, cutting out
a swath of hair and drawing blood.
"I'll brain the cub !" shouted the
customer, but the shoemaker rubbed
his head with one hand and held
out the other to detain him, and
said;
"Say, don't ! If you lay a hand
on him his mother will brain me !
Jakey ! Jakey, dear, please put up
the popper."
"I won't !
"At that moment his mother came
down stairs and shouted: .
"Of course you won't and I'll stay
here and see that you have fair
play ! The idea that my boy can't
have a little fun, when he's been sick
for two whole weeks ! Go on Jakey
and have another pop at old Pegs!"
The stranger grabbed his boots
and left, and as he went out the
shoemaker gave him a look which
read:
"You see how it is, and don't
blame me!" Ex,
Saturday was, under statute, the
last on which pension applications
could be received. The total number
filed was 3,800, of which 2,600 afe
confederate widows, and 1,200 con
federate soldiers. Messenger.
We learn that a train ran over a
man who was lying on the track,
between Third Creek and Statesville,
night before last. No particulars.
Asheville Citizen,
The Franklin Times tells of a man
who killed 78 snakes in one place a
few days since,
TlIE WHIPPKVG POST.
Fifteen Irishes in Sixteen Sec
onds, lor "tVife-IBea.tiiig'.
The whipping post stood in the
main hall of the jail, facing east
ward. Warden Morrison ordered
Frank Pyers to be brought out for
punishment. Pyers had been sen
tenced to six months in jail and
fifteen lashes for brutally beating
his wife last January. He was the
first white man punished under the
Maryland law of 1SS2.
Deputy "Warden Shea conducted
the prisoner from cell 100, which is
on the third tier. Pyers was
dressed in dark trousers, shoes, and
a woolen shirt. He is a short
thick-set fellow, with brown mous
tache and hair, and coarse features
He came from behind the prison
bars with a steady step and a sullen
determined manner. He pulled off
his woolen shirt without exhibiting
nervousness, and walked up to the
whipping post and planted his feet
firmly upon the platform, and then
glanced at the twenty or thirty per
sons who w ere in the hall.
Warden Morrison motioned' with
his hand for Pyers to get in posi
tion, and he obeyed promptly,
stretching out his arms to be fas
tened to the crossbeam of the post.
Deputies Edwards and Eussell se
cured his arms and legs with steel
shackles. The shackles around his
legs pressed against him so tightly
that he asked to have them loosen
ed, and Warden Morrison told Dep
uty Edwards to grant the request.
When all the shackles were fast
ened Pyers could not budge.
As soon as everything was in
readiness Warden Morrison said,
"Come on, Mr. Sheriff," and Sheriff
Airey walked toward the whipping
post quickly. His lips were closed,
and his manner showed that noth
ing but a strict sense of duty could
have induced him to undertake so
disagreeable a task. He turned
and nodded to Deputy Sheriff Thur
low, who immediately drew out
from under his waistcoat a thin
stiff rawhide three feet long. .
"Count aloud as I lay it on," the
sheriff said to Thurlow, and then
raised the cowhide aloft, and with
his long arm brought it down on
Pyers' back, with a swishing sound.
"One!" cried Thurlow, and the mo
ment the whip was lifted for the
second lash a red mark appeared
across Pyers' back, and the blood
seemed as if it would burst out.
"Two ! three !" exclaimed Thurlow,
and at the third swipe Pyers winc
ed. The muscles in his arms began
to swell and his teeth came together
with a grinding noise, but not a
word or cry did he utter. The other
twelve followed rapidly, each leav
ing its red mark, but none drawing
blood except the last one or two,
which lapped the shoulders and
tore the flesh open under the right
breast, from which the blood
trickled.
It took just sixteen seconds to
give the fifteen lashes. Had the
Sheriff, by going slower, been less
merciful, it is likely that Pyers could
not have stood the punishment with
out fainting. As it was, the paiu
was so intense that when he was
unfastened the flesh on his arms and
breast and back quivered, his eyes
weie blood-shot, and his face plain
ly indicated that though he had
nerved himself to bear a great deal,
the agony was more than he ex
pected. "But he did not whimper.
On the contrary, he tried to sneer
or smile as he was putting on his
shirt, but as it came in contact with
his raw back the sneer and smile
faded away. Dr. S. V. Hoopmau
followed him to his cell, and with
arnica and laudanum tried to re
lieve his suffering. "That's d d
hard punishment for a white man,
Doctor," he said, and as he spoke,
tears came in his eyes, caused by the
relaxation of his nervous system,
and probably by the realization of
his degradatioik-LvIIe spent the rest
of the day sitting in his cell, in a
dazed, harsfupicl condition. .
The w mpping post rests upon, a
pla&jtuni, and is about six feet six
iuies high, and ten inches broa(J
by seven deep, with a circular head.
Itjs T-shaped. The amis slide on
steel gearing, to enable them to be
adjusted to the height of the tallest
man. With a short man like Py
ers the arms were so low that they
formed a cross. The steel shack
les r e at the ends of the arms and
at the. base and halfway'the centre
of the upright post. Baltimore Snn.
It is sai d that persons who use to
baco are not subject to fever.
Standard,
After Seven Years.
In 1878 Thomas McCue, then a
lad about ten years of age, was kid
napped from his home, in Cleve
land by two men. A few weeks
ago the boy's father received a co"in
munication from; the police of Rot
terdam stating that his son had
been found with a circus troupe.
Mr. McCue telegra phed to have
his son sent on to him at once. On
Saturday the kidnapped boy landed
at Castle Garden on the steamshid
Britannia. He waw sent to a
boarding house, and smarted for his
home in Cleveland to-day.
Thomas is a bright, "wise-looking
little fellows Although seventeen
years of age, he does not seem to
be over twelve. He stated that
when he was abducted his. captives
took him east and crossed the ocean
to Holland. The lad was taught
acrobatic feats anil sleight-of-hanrl
tricks by his principal abductor,
who proved to be a circusman.
Thomas had some talent, and he
soon became proficient. His cap
tor joined a circus and Thomas
was obliged to perform in t'ne ring.
He did well at the first performance
and the applause of the spectators
pleased him. The troupe began a
tour of the Dutch provinces. Thom
as's master took good c-are of him
when he rjerformed we 11, but when
he did poorly he received bad food
and very little of that. Sometimes
he was beaten. The lad was obli
ged to put up with whatever his
abductor saw fit to give him.
He often thought of his home, but
he had little hope of ever reaching
it again. For several years-he con
tinued the slave of the man who
had stolen him. He became pro
ficient in his feati?, but the best re
ward he could hoi e or a new
set of tights and n hearty meal of
food. The troupo continued on its
travels, and Thomas learned the
Dutch language. Sev eral times he
attempted to escape, but each time
he failed to secure his liberty.
The boy had almost forgotten
about his parents and his old home
Cleveland, whan so?me days since,
when the troupe weie in Eotterdam
Thomas was told to go into the
ring. He had been somewhat care
less of late, and this time his cap
tor warned him that if he did . not
go through his performances wrell he
would bo thrashed soundly. The
lad replied with a sullen nod and
went into the rii lg. He soon made
a bad error, and his captor rushed
at him in the pwsemce of the audi
ence and dealt hiju a cruel blow.
A number of the spectators cried
out against this emelty and an up
roar followed. Two policemen en
tered the ring and arrested the ab
ductor. The lad told his story, and
mentioned how lie had been abduc
ted from his horn e in America. The
police communicated with Mr,
McCue. The lad was only too glad
i - J. 1 V T
to escape iron; me oonuage 111
which he had served nearly seven
years. He took with him on ob
taining his liberty a picture of his
abductor, who is a crai'ty-looking
man, with strong Italian features.
Thomas was tendered a benefit by
his fellow steerage passengers du
ring the voyage, and he impressed
them so well with his talenst that
thev gave him a purse of $15.
N. Y. Times.
Mr. C. W. Sow ;rs, of "Blacksburg,
Va., is contemplating establishing a
newspaper in Taj'lorsville about the
first of October.--Topic.
The Reflector says that the neigh
borhood of Falkland received a heavy
hail storm last week which caused
great damage to the crops.
Another victim of lightning. On
last Sunday a negro girl near Char
lotte was struck dy lightning and in
stantly killed. Concord Times.
Gen. Fitzhugh Lee, a nephew of the
great Southern chieftain, has been
nominated by the Democracy of Vir
ginia for . Governor. John
Wise is Mahone's candidate. Fitz.
Lee was a gallant soldier and is a
stainless Democratic politician.
Virginians will rally around him,
aud the Democrats will in November
place the Old Dominion above the
touch of Mahoneandhis followers.
Steamer, for Roanoke.-We learn
that several business men of Halifax
and Weldon will soon organize a
Company for the purpose of establish
ing a line of boats between this place
and Norfolk. They say they cannot
pay the high Railroad freights and
will put the boat on in self-protection.
The steamer will be adapted princb
pally to transportation of fright.
Roanoke Neics.
Ore Within Your means.
Man is never satisfied ; his eyes
are constantly beholding something,
which he desires to possess, but for-
tunately or unfortunately he may not
have the, means by which he can
gratify his desires by possessing
what he desires. The man who can
live and who does live within his
come, deserves the respect of his
feLlow men, and more especially, if
his means are limited, and he has
to make some sacrifices in order to
live within them.
One of the great lessons of life is
to learn to live within your means.
The young man making his first step
into business, should be thoroughly
instructed and trained not to live
beyond his income. Many men
have wrecked themseves by trying
to live too fast. The most cases of
bankruptcy and many of the failures
in business have come by not being
taught that lesson, or not even 1 earn
ing it by experience, Some men ac
cuse misfortune, as being the cause
when they fail in business, and it is
misfortune, not knowing how to
economize.
We are constantly reading of
failures in business with liabilities
amounting to millions, and there is
no doubt that the parties engaged
bought on credit and were not able
to meet the payment at the proper
time; and another reason; they
have used much of what they bought
for their own personal interest.
It takes a man with his many
thousands to undergo many of these
disasters. The credit system is
generally at the bottom'of all buss
iness failures ; those forgetting (wil
fully too sometimes), that "short set
tlements make long friends." Is it
a wonder that so many farmers fail
in making a living when they mort
gage their crops before the' are
made, ior supplies for the coming
year. Many of the Southern farm
ers have been trying this method
flnce the war, and they are slow to
learn that this system -ill not do.
But it is to be hoped that they
will learn it soon, It takes a long
time to learn any thing great, but
we ought to cease from a system
that is detrimental to our interests
at home, and our reputation abroad.
The young man who has limited
means and lives beyond them 13
really 'to be pitied. Pride is the
cause that makes people live too fast.
This is a good quality, to have, but
it must be of the right kind. The
pride which causes a person to think
he is superior to his equals, is oue
of the most contemptible things of
winch a person can be guilty. It is
said many young men who go West
take more pride than money and
bring back all the pride and no mon
ey. A young man who works for
his board, no matter what honest
work lie does, has no reason for
shame ; but he who is poor and too
proud to work and tries to go in the
the tiptop of fashion, is not only
damaging himself but is setting a
bad example before those who are
his companions. "The young man
who pockets his pride, and carries
his upper lip as still as a cast iron
door, need not starve and stands a
good chance to become rich." We
must all live within our income, if
We wish to be "healthy, wealthy and
wise." Christian Sun.
NEWS OF THE STATE-
A fine specimen of black lead was
placed on our table by Mr. A. Cor-
dell, on Saturday, who says there is
quite an abundance of it on his place.
Western Tribune.
Sickness continues but then the
work the authorities are now doing
in a sanitary way has not had time to
have a counteracting influence.
Southerner.
Mr. E. J. Holt has been appoi nted
Revenue collector for Johnston and
Harnett counties. It is an excellent
appointment, and he will make a
good officer. Smithjild Herald.
Kernersville has an old colored man,
who has buried 4 wives and is now
about to take the 5th. When do they
get too old? Kernersville Neivs.
A friend who was recently up in
Greene county tells us that the crops
are looking fine and everybody in
high spirits over the prospects of a
jail road and good crops. Neiv
Berne Journal.
It is said that the principal amuse
ment at Ellerbee Springs is the pitch
ing of horse shoes, or quoits ; and
that the interest taken in the game
by factory presidents, preachers and
editors is really astonishing. Rock
et. The alleged largest diamond in the
world was found recently in africa,
and it is to be polished in amster
dam, where a special shop is instruct
ed for the purpose. It is said to
weigh 475 carats, which is 195 carats
more than the Shah of Persia's
"Grand Mogul." Review.
HER FATHER'S BAN.
Only a tapering gray gloyed hand,
Held with gentle pressure ;
Only a Cupids waving wand
Cementing love with pleasure.
Only a sweet ecstatic kiss
And vows of eternal devotion;
Only a scene of love and bliss,
Nor thought of impending commotion.
Only an arm encircling a waist.
(She says she does not fear him)
Only a second between each taste
Of honeyed lips so near him. '
Only a softly creaking stair
As of heavy weight ascending!
Only a blissful loving pair,
Unconscious of danger impending.
Only a weary, disgusted man
Arising from out the gutter; '
Only a look wild, weird, man
And a voice that's heard to mutter,
Alas, 'tis her father's ban. Ex.
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.
Culled from our Exchanges Through
out the Country.
Mental exertion of any kind is
something that tires the average Af
rican. Writing a letter just breaks
him up. Colonel Yerger has a negro
man named Sam employed about the
place, and yesterday Sam wanted
some clerical work done. He said:
"Boss, I wants yer ter write me a
letter to my gal, in Waco."
"All right, Sam I'll do it."
"Has yer got de paper, an' de ink
an' pen ready dar?"
"Yes, Sam, go ahead."
"Write Austin, Texas." ' ' '
"All right." ' r'
"Has 3'er writ hit?"
'"Yes." ' '.
"All ob hit?" !
"Certainly.'-
"What has yer got written? Read
hit ter me, boss.".
"Austin, Texas."
"Dat's right. Now write June ue
fo'rteenf."
"All right, Sam."
,.Has yer got hit down, boss, al
ready?" "Yes."
"G'way, boss, you'se jokin'. Read
hif ter me."
"June fourteenth."
"Foah God, you has got hit down
all right. Now, boss, read hit all
ober from de berry beginnin'."
"Austin, Texas, June fourteenth.'
"Dat's right. Whew 1 I say
boss, le's rest awhile. ' I'se tired.
My head aches like it was gwinter
split." Wiconico Record.
The Joke on Flipkins. Flipkins
came down to the club last night
with a great problem weighing on
bis mind.
"If I should stand on my head,"
he said, coming up to tne boys with
the air of a man who has got a poser
"if I stand on my head the blood all
rushes into my head, don't it?" No
one ventured to contradict him.
"Now," continued he, triumphantly
"when I stand on my feet, why don't
the blood rush into my feet?"
"Because," replied Miss Coshan
nigan's brother," because, Flipkins,
your feet are not empty."
The boys all laughed, but Flipkins
said he couldn't see any joke.
"Malinda, I'm astonished at you
standing at the telephone with your
hair in papers and your collar crook
ed." " Why, mother, I don't see why
that should matter." "O.of course
you don't ! You never did care how
you look. How do you know who's
at the other end of the phone?"
Philadelphia Call.
First Hen "There comes the wo
man to drive us out of her garden."
Second Hen "Yes, and she is pick
ing up a stone too ! Let'a fly out
quick." First Hen "No.no 5 stay
here ;' Second Hen "But she's aim
ing right for us.' First Hen-" Yes, I
and if we move we mights get hit."
Chicago Tribune. j
Daniel and the Lions. "Can
any little boy or girl tell me why the
lions would not hurt Daniel?" said a
gentleman, addressing a Sunday
school. "I know, said one bright little fel
low, holding "up his hand.
"And what was the reason, my
little man?" said the speaker, step
ping forward, with his face in a joy
ous glow. "Speak up loud so tjiat
all may hear you. Why wouldnt the
lions bite Daniel?"
"I guess it was coz he b'longed to
the circus. ' Chicago ledger ,
' SLOAN'S JOKE.
I wonder what is the trouble be-
tween Puffer and Gambol and Sloan.
They hate him like poison." remark- "
ed the judge. : -
"Haven't you heard !" inquired the
major. :"
No;'what is it?" ; ' "
"You know what a terrible hand '
Puffer writes? Some one told him
once that he wrote a distingue hand
and it set him up so that he now!'
writes worse than ever'.'' Well that
happens to be' his' sensitive" point '
He prides himself on it. Gambol '
has a weak point, too his e3rcs.
He can't help being cross-eyed, but
it worries him all the same When f
he goes to the theatre he' sits with
his back to the stage to see the per- "
formauce. He is a first rate fellow "
though. About a month ago, Gambol
asked Sloan to introduce him to
Puffer. Now, Sloan can't help play- '
ing a practical joke any more than lie
can live without eating. -I'll ar
range that for to-morrow,' answered ;
Sloan : but you had better take a
pad of paper and a pencil with you.
He is deaf as a post, poor fellow .1
He can't even hear the foreman
swear at his copy. He is terribly
sensitive about it, too. So when
you meet him just act as if you knew
all about it. I'll see you at'hls oflice '
at noon to morrow.' 1
"A few minutes later Sloan was '
seated in the editorial rooms of the .
Leader.
"'I want to bring a friend up here
to meet you to-morrow," he remarked
to Puffer. , .
"Glad to meet any friend of your.s.v
responded the editor. . . , .
'"He is a friend of yours, too,' re- ,
plied Sloan. He greatly ad nr. res ,
your editorials. There is O'ic pocii- -liarity
about him, though.' -" -i ; 1. y,
"What's that?' , . ... ... .. :
"lie's deaf as' a clam. lie
can't
hear it thunder! He drasn t
know
it's raining until he misses hid ' um
brella. . He is very toiudiy '"on' that
point, and you had better have some .
paper and a pencil ready when
he comes, and act as if you knew
he was deaf. It will make him feel
easier." The next day at noon
Sloan and Lis visitor entered the
Leader office. Puffer was waitings
for them Uloan, took their cards, and ;
gave Puffer's to Gambol, and -vice
versa. Both men smiled at each ;
other encouragingly, and. producing
pads of paper big -enough to write
a President's message on, sat down ,
beside the editorial desk : , , :,
"I am glad to meet you,", wrote
Puffer on his pad.
'Gambol took the scrawl and'
looking at it, first out of one eye and
then out of the other- A puzzled:
look came over his face. ; finally ho...
turned the paper upside down, and ,
a light of intelligence broke upon his"
countenance. Taking up his pencil
ie wrote :
'"1 am exceedingly sorry to hear
it. Did you dver try Simpson s ex.
tract?" aud handed it back to Puffer
'When Puffer read this his mouth
opened with astonishment, lie took
his pencil and wrote on the bottom
of the sheet : . .
"I don't want any extract. I am
not sick. I simply said I was pleas-
ed to meet you.'
'Then he shoved the paper over to
Gambol, and waited for a repiy If ;
Gambol was puzzled at thp first com-?
municationhe was in reality stricken
dumb at the second. lie glanced
appealingly at Sloan, who' Was at '.
the momer.t attentively looking at '
a picture on the wall, with his hand
kerchief in his mouth to smother hia .
laughter. Finally he struck what
seemed to him a clue-, and he wrote
in reply :
'"Yes. thanksdon't care If I do;
but don't you think-we had better go
to lunch first?"
"Then he handed,, back the roll to
the editor, and smiled a smile ; of .
mingled self-satisfaction and relief, V.
"When Puffer saw the answering
disgust rose beyond his control.
He rose up in his chair, took thd
paper, and handed it to Sloan.
"'See here Sloan r lie snouted. .
'See what this grand son of a lunatic'
has written. This orossyed fool;'
evidently doesn't understand his
own language. What in lophetdul ,
you bring Bitch a straismic ass up ,
to this office to meet me for? Here, ..
take this paper and write to hina that j.
I am sick to-day, or Ueadt or auy
thing, and the next time you bung
a deaf aud dumb idiot up iieTe to see
me just let me know, and I'll run out
of town ior a wet'.U or so.'.
" 'That's all right V- yelled '.Gam
boj; as he danced around the table ;
that's all right, but if I wrote a hand
like your's I'd print ray letters. v IW
spell them out on my fingers. Pd .1
hire a school boy to write . for . me. ;
I'd ' - - - - -; ,;':-
"'Say, gasped Puffer, ain't you
deaf?" - '
- "Then both men looked at each
other a minute and simultaneously r
exclaimed; 'Where's Sioa?" '
j Bot Sloan was wise man. Hci
was gone." Fcl ; ' '