II THE DEMOCRAT WE MUST WORK FOE THE PEOPLE'S WELFARE. SUBSCRIPTION s $1.50 PCU TSAR. W, EL KITCnilI, Owner. VOLUME IV SCOTLAND NECK. N. C. FRIDAY. JANUARY l:j. 1.Sn Nl .Mbl'.i: 10. Love's Triumph. Wba th morn broke clear a.-H the sun rose bright. And the sea, which bad ts" 1 through that terrible oh'tit, ( )a tii.-it riK-i;-lournI shore, Ya:-e-l to sur?i !n,l to (-well in waves movm- t:u,: t: lull, reused to toss its foam angrily up towards the s-ky, Oaed its horrible n nr. Then she stoje from her rot, with her babe ir' ly i essel Oainst her heart, which had wildly throbbed in 1 or bre-at Tlo-eu-h tbe wearisome night; And she moved to tb cliffs, which stooel high r,n! st, And, wiili widc-st firing eye,-, looked out on the dee-j. In tir- clear morning light. That v.i-i sen w.-n as smooth as a lake that's at V" t ; Not. u M-;ivt' conM lio sH'ii ujon its broad brca-t. As it roiled to the land; Yet if iir-ntly swept far up on the beach, IWery thus it cam-) up striving higher to reach Upon the bleak strard. For a iao: i n ut her heart was filled with af fright, Whiles she gaze 1 on the sea, lit by morning's clear light, And miw far and near, On the breast of the deep, bits of hull and of niat, Which toi l of the tempest that o'er it had passed In that night bleak and drear, Twas h'-r fisherman husband for whom she feared ; For his boat on the ocean she eagerly peered, Hut no sail was in sight; Then her eyes chanced to turn from the sea to the land, And she saw a man's form lying still on the sand In the clear morning light. Mnrnelhing strange in that form for a breath stopjied her heart, Something known in that form caused the life blood to dart Through her bosom once more; Vera moment she scarcely could gather her breath, J'or A moment her face was sis ghastly as death. As she gazed at the shore. Then she rushed to her hut, took the babe from her breast, And, leaving the child in his cradle to rest, She hastened to go IXm-ji the path, that was cut in the clifT's rugged side. To the sands where the ocean's still rising tide Came steady and slow. With a fast beating heart along the dry beach, Which the incoming tide was trying to reach, She flew o'er the ground; In the lo.-;n which lav there, as if dead, on its sbie, In the '.-pot where 'twas left by the last rising tide, Her husband was found. -At his side in an instant she dropped on her knee, And eagerly jieered at his features to see Were he living or dead; P-ut she saw that his face was as ghastly as dvith, And there came from his lijs not even a breath As she lifted his head. Then the shirt o'er his breast she tore quickly apart, And her quivering hand she placed on his heart For a moment's brief space; As 'he felt his heart's throb, uncertain and slight, Her breast filled with joy, her eyes shone with a light Which transformed her ace. He was ghastly and cold as he lay on the sand At the spot unto which he'd been swept on the strand By that terrible storm, But her far-art leaped for joy in the breast of tb'it wife. For .sivj"d felt his blood throb and she knew there was life In that almost dead form. 'With the strength of a giant, born cf her love, She carried that form to the cliff top above, From the surf-heat en shore: And she dared on the way not a moment to rest, Lest the heart that so faintly beat in his breast Should cease evermore. To their cot, near at hand, her burden she bore, Andj though her f rame shook as she entered the door, Her heart did not quail; Yet she sighed when she'd placed his form on the tied. For his eyes were wide staring as if he were dead. And his fuce ghastly pale. With the courage of love she fought for his life, With the vigor of love she entered the strife And conquered grim Death ; For she saw. in good lime, light gleam in his eye. And she heard with delight from his bosom a sigh. And she felt his faint breath. liove had won, as oft times it had won bo fore; Love had won, as it will till our loving is o'er, Till we pass from this earth; Strength had come to her arms as her hus band she bore, Strength had come to her frame that she'd ne'er known In-fore Till love gave it birth. New York (iraphic. A LITTLE HERCULES. Away back in the sixticr-, 1 was finan cially interested in two or three Texas enterprises with a man named George Sloane. That w is his right name, but in many localities in Texas he was known only as Nervy George. I have seen a great many statements concerning his adventures in print, but all more or less exaggerated, Some of the adven tures which cimc about while we were in company I will now give to the press for the first time. Sloane was an Ohio boy, and I made his acquaintance a'id chummed with him in Andfrsonville prison. We went West together after the war, and at that time he was only 27 years old. He was o feet 7 inches high, weighed 1G0 pound-, and was the sttongest man I ever saw outside of a professional wrestler or cannon-ball tosser. His flesh was so hard that lie could crack a walnut on his leg. On two or three oc casions I knew Turn to break the bones in a man's hand by a single grip. He took no training of any sort, but the strength and ruggedness were born to him. As if not satisfied in making him a young horcules, nature gave him the most wonderful nerve and courage. He once told me that he would give 100 to realize for live minutes what fear was. I saw him in some of the hottest places a man could get into, and I never saw him falter or hesitate or make a mistake in doing just the right thing. One afternoon, after we had finished up some business in Dallas and were ready to go, we entered a saloon. It was full of gamblers, cowboys and rough characters generally, and every man wore a revolver in plain sight. We were sipping our drink When a burly, big ruffian, who Was a lighter from way back, intentionally fell against Sloane with considerable force, and then stcod off and leered at him and said : 'Tin waitin' fur ye to ax my parding for that, banty." Sloane never carried a weapon of any sort wdiile in town. lie looked the fel low over in a cool and qi iet w ay, and finally asked : "Did you intend to insult me, sir?" "Insult ye?" echoed the other. "Who talks of insults? Why ye little game cock from somebody's barnyard, I'll give ye two minits to get down on your knees to me." "If you do not beg my pardon before I finish, this glass," replied George, "I w ill make a wreck of you." By this time everybody in the saloon had crowded around us, and it was easy to see we had no friends there. There was something in Sloane's eye and tone which cautioned the big fellow, and if left to himself he would have retired from the scrape. But he was egged on and braced up by the crowd who ached to see a row, and he stepped back a lit tle, drew his revolver, ami growled. "Now, bant-, get down on your mar row bones, or you'll take a dose of lead." Sloaue leaned on the bar with his el bow and sipped his wine slowly, paying no further attention to any one. He was, perhaps, a minute and a half finishing his glass, and during the last half min ute he was covered by the man's re volver. When he set the glass down he wiped off his mouth, returned the hand kerchief, and then turned and advanced upon the ruffian. The man fired point blank at his head, cut off a lock of hair, and the bullet killed the bartender. Before he could fire again George seized him, one hand on his throat and the other on his knee, lifted him high in the air, and held him thus for ten seconds. Then he gave the body a fling upon some whiskey barrels ten feet away. It was an astonishing feat of strength, and the silence of death fell upon the room. When it was broken it was by a man who had tip-toed over to the barrels to look at the ruffian, and who hoarsely whispered : "Great heavens! Tom is as dead as a fish!'' So he was. The iron fingers had choked the life out of him as he was held aloft, and when he struck the barrel al most every bone in his body was broken. George stood there for two long minutes, looking fron. one to the other, and then asked : "Does anybody else want mc to go down on my Knees?" Never a man replied. Never a hand was lifted and we went slowly out and mounted our horses and rode away un molested. A month or so later we were at Waco, and one night attended the perfor mance at a concert hall. A rougher crowd couldn't have been brought to gether." In the first five minutes of our stay, I sawr three tumblers of beer shot out of the hands, of waiters, and a hat was knocked from the head of one of the stage performers by a bullet. I scented a row and wanted to go, but George asked me to wait a bit. Direct ly in front of us sat an outlaw from the Indian Territory. He was in an ugly frame of mind aud anxious for blood letting, and pretty soon he turned on us with.: "Which of you vermin spit on my hat?" "Neither of u, sir," politely an swered my friend. "You are a liar!" shouted the man, as he rose up. "No shooting! No shooting!'' called a hundred voices, and the stage perform ance was suspended to see the row out. We were chock up to the side of the hall, with a wide aisle in our front. Re treat was cut oil, while wc could be ap proached by three men abreast. We put our backs to the wall, and I ea'le 1 out that we were unarmed and wanted fair play. Twenty people shouted back that we should have it, but in place of two men approaching us a whole half dozen jumped into the aisle. "Leave them all to me," whispered George, and he obliged me to do so by stepping in front. The crowd came at as with a rush, sleeves rolled up and fists clenched. George stepped out to meet them. Bill! Biff! went his iron knuckles, and every man was knocked down insidi of forty seconds, and that before one of th"in could get in a blow. Then George picked each one up in turn, gave him a shake which elicited a howl of piin, and flung him among the spectators. Not one of them came back after more, and no one else in the audience cared to meddle with us. It was over in five minutes, and after the stage mauager had tendered us a vote of thanks, the performance went on. Three of the five men received broken limbs in the toss, and one was made a cripple for life by having his spine injured. One of the nerviest things in Sloane's whole career happened at Navasota, on the Brazos River. We were sitting on tho veranda of the hotel, when a fighter en tered the village on horseback, and armed with a AVinchester and two revol vers. He took a drink or two, and then started in to capture the town. There was only one street, and he rode up and down this at full gallop, firing right and left and uttering terrific yells. In live minutes he had the town. People dis- appeared from sight with amazing celeri ty, and everybody was thoroughly cowed. The fellow fired two shots among the sitters on the veranda, and we stampeded. I own up I had no desire for a closer acquaintance with the ruf fian, and I was among the first to eek cover. When we were all inside I peeped cautiously from a window and saw Sloane still outside. He was on his feet, leaning against a column of the veranda and smoking a cigar as coolly as you please. I shouted for him to come in, but he phook hishead. Appeals were made by others, but he turned a deaf ear. The cowboy had by this time reached the lower end of the street and turned to come back, lie came at full gallop, but checked his horse in front of the hotel and fired three shots at Sloane from a distance of fifty feet. The first zipped past his ear, the other two cut cloth without drawing blood. We were looking full at the shooter from the windows, and as he fired his thir 1 shot w ithout bringing his min a look of won der came to his face, and he bent for ward for a closer look, and shouted: "Who are you, man or devil?" George sauntered along to the st"p, slowly descended, ami sjpproached the man, and as he came near enough he grabbed for him. Next instant the cow boy was pulled off his horse and bei sg literally mopped all over the rotd. ile tried to use a weapon, but was disarm ! with scarcely an effort, aud when Ge; rgo got through with him he lay as one d i-1. Rifle, revolvers, and knife were broken and flung in a heap beside him. and George sat down on the steps ; finish his smoke. He had kept his cig.ir a!i .ht through the fracas. I personally inter viewed the doctor who was called to see the cowboy, and he gave me a list of the injuries, as follows; Left arm broken, thumb on right hand broken, three scalp wounds, right shouidev probably dislocated, three teeth knocked out, live bad bruises on various parts, one eye closed. The fight did not last three minutes, and yet the little ginnt laid the fellow up for three good months and tiugiit him a lesson he never forgot. I saw and talked with him a year Inter, and he told me he never was so scared in his hie, and that he was not yet entirely well from the drubbing. New York tnin. Stowaways. Stowaways trouble English steamers more this year than ever before. To find ten or fifteen of them is a common thing. They make friends with the men who load the vessels, and are put away wher ever they can bo secreted. In ves- js that bring over brick the loaders- w ill build up a little room around two or three men, and in several case-, lnun a dozen to two dozen men have thus been secreted. Most of them are tramps. They only remain in their hiding places till the vessel is well out to se.i. when they make their appearance to !. sup ported during the rest of the voage. Philadelphia Call. The Tired Boots. A little Boston boy. ; get! siXi js t,f a very imaginative t nq :T;!iii"::i. Quite recently his mother noticed that at bed time each night he laid Ids little boots together upon their sides, instead of set ting them upright. "Pray tell me why you always place your boots thut way?" s;dd mamma; and the child replied : "Because they must be tired walki-g so much all day: I ly thim si.; wajs no that they can rest." PATAGONIA. A. South American Country That Exists Only in Name. How Its Marauding Savages Were Severely Punished. There used to be a placj called l'.ita- j gonia. It appears on our geographies now as "a drear and uninhabitable waste, upon which herds of wild horses and cattle graze, that are hurled for their lesh by a few bands of sivage Indiana of immense stature." 1 am quoting from a school-book published in 18o, and in common use in tW country. The lame geography gives similar informa tion about "the Argentine Confedera tion." It makes the Argentines roar with rage to call their country "the Argentine Confederation." A bitter, bloody war was fought to wipe that name off the map, but our publishers still Insist upon keeping it there. It is not a confederation; it is a Nation, with a big "N," like ours one r.nd inseparable, united we stand, divid ;d we fall, and all that sort of thing---the Argentine Republic. To call it any tiling else is an insult to the patriots who fought to make it soj ana a ref ection upon our own in telligence. Several years ago Patagonia was di vided between Chili and the Argentine Republic, the Miaisters from the United States to those two countries doing the carving. The summits of the Cordil leras were fixed as th-- boundary lines. Chili tcok tn Strait o: Magellan and j the stri along the Pacific coast between j the mountains and tho Sea. and the Argentine Republic tho pampas, t he archipelago of Tieiv.i d.-l Fuego being divided between them. Sine ! the partition ranchmen have been pudi ing southward with great rapidity, mid now the vad territory is practically occupied. Tuer.; are no more wild cattle or horse -s there than in Ivans as, and the dreary, uninhabited wastes of Pat agon i i have gone into oblivion with the "Great American Desert." The remnant of a wst tribe of a'Uvigines st ill occupies the interior, but the Indian problem of the Argentine Republic was solved in a summary way. There was considerable nnnoya .ce on the lrontier from b inds of rovi sg ivages, who used to come north in !": winter time, 6teal cattle, rob and despoM, rind the out posts of civilization ere not safe. General Roca was sent with a brigade cf cavalry to the frontier, to prevent this sort of thing. East and west acr ops the territory runs the Rio Negro, a swift, turbid stream like the Missouri, with high banks. Fifty miles or so from the mountains tho river makes a turn in its course, and leaves a narrow pathway through which everything that enters or leaves Pata gonia by land must go. Across this pass of fifty miles General Roca du ; a ditch twelve feet deep and fifteen feet wide. The Indians, to the number of several thousand, were north when the work was done, raiding the settlements. As spring came they turned to go south as usua', in a long caravan, with their stolen horses aid cattle. Roca gal loped around their rear, and drove them tight and day before him. When thev rcached the ditch they became bewil dered for they could not cross it, and after a few days of slaughter the rem nant flint survived surrendered, and were distributed through tho army as soldiers, while the women were sent into a se"' '"-'la very among the ranchmen they had robbed. The dead animals and men were buried together in the ditch and there has been no further annoy ance from Indians on the frontier. The few that remain seldom come northward, but remain around Punta Arenas, the only settlement in the Strait, hunting theostrich and other wild game, trading the skins for whi-key, and mak ing themselves as wretched as possible. The robes they wear are made of the skins of the guanaco, a sp ei s of the llama, and the breasts of young ostriches. There is nothing prettier than an ostrich robe, but each one represents the slaugh ter of from sixteen to twenty young birds, and they are getting rare and ex pensive as the birds are being extermi nated, as our but! does have been. Harper's Magazine. A Driver in Russia. A driver in Russia holds t lie- reins in both 1 ands and carries no whip He manages his horses entirely by talking to them, mid if ho bcloni's to an aristo cratic family, he never raises his voice above a e 1-lned tone. His talk, how ever, is curious. If the horses go well, he praises and flatters them, calling them ail -oris of affectionate names; but if they are lay, it is quite different; he then scolds them roundly, shames them aud e. lis hard names. It sounds very droll to people whose coachmen guide ftlmo-t cntneiy by reins and whip and scarcely op-m their lip-. A Characlei Nl i,- of Fish. "Fish make vciy oor correspond ents," observed Squildir.g. "Wherefore.'' asked McSwilligau. "They are never anxious fo any one to droD them a line." l'ellcins ftobbed by Ma t.ull. ' Two immense pelicans found ihc: ; way ia through the Golden Gate e n Thursday mc-mincr, and lmmediitelv : con;mcr.C'rd fidnnj opei ations ell 1--rt ' Point. They were apparently very -uc- j cessfu! for a while, an 1 had it &u t -lr j own war Their sense of iht imt !? j .. .. . ... exceedingly kcea, m ther rose ;a tar air to quite a height, then graC -fully r about until they saw a fih, when the-y i suddenly descended, and, like a ill h, thru-t their bills into the bfiny deep, seldom failing to secure a catch. Tney evidently thought they had a good thing of it, but as with mortals sometimes, th-j good thing eiid not last long. A small fljck of voracious sea gulls ob served the pelicans at work, and flew toward thent to hare in the plunder. As soon as a pelican lowered for a fish and caught it, the sea gulls swarmed about the li-hcr, r.nd with ear-splitting clatter attempted to seize the game, ia which they were tfsiialiy successful. Other gulls, attracted by j the struggle, continued to gather, until a large spice in the bay was liter ally covered with them. Some sharp practice then commenced, forcibly reminding the observer that "tho struggle for existence'' was aa -bitter on sea as on land. At times a pelican would rise with its phi id r and soar away up in the air to enjoy it, but 100 gull follow I in close pursuit, and being, evidently, swifter in flight than the pursued, soon overtook the larger bird, and encircling it literally tore the fish to pieces. Tho struggle lasted quite a while, tho gulls in tho moautime screaming thenis 1 ve s hoarse. They kept worrying and at tacking tho p-.dicans until tho latter seemed to leave in disgust, and sought peace from their tormentors by living out to sea. The sea gulls act j?s if they had a in mopo'.y of the bay, an I eveiy intruder from the ocean is jealou ly watched and either driven out or ac- tua'ly worried to death. Sin Francisco 1 Kxamiuer. First Run on a Rank. The extravagant luxury of the court of Charles tho Second, combined with its utter want of principle and inca pacity to carry on the memorable con j test with Holland, purduced the first run upon bankers that ever was made. The extravagance of the court had dissipated all the means which parliament had sup plied for the purpoie of carrying oa offensive hostilities. It was finally de termined to ware only defensive war; but even for that the vast resources of England were found insufficient, Tho Dutch insulted the Ibitish court, sailed up the Thames, took Siieerness aud car ried their rav..gos to Cinthtm The blazo of tho burning ships was seen in London; it was rumored that a foreign army had landed at Gravescnd, and military men seriously proposed to aban don tho Tower. The people, accustomed to the secure reign of Cromwell, were in consterna tion. The moneyed portion of tho community were seized with a panic. The country was ia danger, London it self might be invaded. What security was there then for tho money ad vanced to the Crown? The people fiock d to their debtors and demanded their deposits. London now witnessed the first run upoii the bankers. The fears of the peopie, however, proved groundless, for the goldsmiths, a the bankers were then called, mot ail d m inds tint were made upo l thorn. Conii lence was restored by royal proc lamitiou that the demands on the ex chequer should be made as usual, and the run collapse 1. Free Press. The Land of Torn. The vicinity of the Rlack Forest, says the American Agriculturist, is a veri table land of toys, while the pleasant town of Sonnebcrg has been termed the great toy-ca pita!, nearly everyone of the inhabitants being engaged in the manu facture of playthings. Wooden toys are the specialty, and each family has its own particular branch. Thus one makes nothing but animals, another nothing but wagons, etc. Rich toy passes through half-a-d- ,-n hand, and even the tod 1 i ig little one share in the work. Half a million do lars" worth are -diipped from there; c vtiy year, and as they come to us through Holland are called ' Dnteh toys.'' Ibnee the old couplet : "The ehil Iren of England take pleasure in breaking What the children of Holland take piea.-uio in making.'' Conversing With Flowers. The young people in Tahiti have a custom of conversing with flowers, not unlike the Orientals. If a coolness has sprung up between a young pair, the fe male will separate a flower parti-. dy ; down nie centre. ei,e nan oi tne iun rl wer l- inl:ided to represent the man, ! and the ethr half the woman, and it is ! meant typically to imply that, though : separate bodies, they are joined together at the heart. If the lover puts the flow er in his hair, it is a sign that he wishes o preserve her favor, bnt, if he tears it a-under, if ii a token that he has lost is regard for her aud wishes to be en iicly sepaiato'. MIKNTUM SCRAPS. The of force certed by beat , , , - v x ;-insi and contraction mtu;s.ii to that thirh would . , , m..,ch or rMnpr it to th- s-i-ne tv'.ctit bv mechanical raran. ,. , Armrili v to tu .i'n.i-n G'.o It a . of win wa. ctt rv of AH'cruM;.-. r.e.ir Arie. a-d it r ce-.ten:s were an V,yed by lUrthclot. ). well-known Fu'lich chftnbt. The ara'?i- !.''- that the liquid had re tained it i:e us charter con tained 1 2 per ceut. of alcohol. In a san '.pit ncu Omaha two enor mous teeth have l-rii dug up. Tbe liatu.-a'i't w!i i tells the j-tory of their di-cov. ry s th it they must have be jonged " s mic animal that was at lcaM " i times is 'arr ns th modern ele phant." and that ate timber us a steady diet. Maybe tho existence of such nil ammai n .!!! - for the vast prairies tu the Wc-t and that h star ved to cleat h when the supply of timber gnv out The eider-ducivs are numerous every- wheie m .Norway. Being the producers of the valuable cider-down, which is a staple nrticle of trade in Norway, they ftre rigorously protected by law, and arc in consequence so tame, as in many' places to approximate to domestic fowl. The 1 iids are regarded with far from friendly eyes by the iishei men, by ?ea fOa of the damage they work among the spawning beds of the fish. Lobsters in particular, suffer severely from their depredations, the 'fruit" of alien lobs ter being an especial dainty to the eider duck. A striking fact de luccd from enerva tions rec orded by the late Dr. Parrott is th" rapid growth of the brair in the first half year of life as compared with tb increa?" in height and tbe growth of other organs. Taking tho total growth between birth nnd six ears of ngc ns I'M), the weight of the heart increases 1 1.43 in girls and llS in lxyB during their first six months of life; the height increases 20 8 in girls and 11.4 in boys; while the w eight of brain increases 27.41 in girl and 2:5. ol in boys. It i, stated that the name of "ale" as applied to malt liquors was probably first introduced into England by the Danes, asthcord "ol" is still used among the Scandinavian natives as the name for malt liquors. I'p to that time the Anglo-Saxon word "beer" had been used; but it fell more and more rapidly into disuse with the extension of the word "ale" until the reign of Henry the Eighth, when hops were introduced from Germany. With tho hop came the German word "bier, and the re vival of the ancient discarded "beer" to denote beer made from hops as op posed to that made without them. A Curious Custom In Algeria. A correspondent ten Is to London Notes and t ieries particulars of a curi ous Passover custom in Algeria. He savs: "During the Passover week, in the present year, I noticed that many of the houses in the Jew quarter in Oran and in Tiemcen were marked on the outside with the impressions of the human hand. These impressions j were in different colors red, black, i yellow or blue; and in no instance, as j well as I can recollect, were they cither ! upon the side-posts of the door- or upon ; the lintels, but always upon the walls of the houses. In some c ises there was j one impression only, in others there were as many as five; and, further, in others they were arranged somewhat in the form of a branch, having three hands at the summit and three at each of the sides. At Tiemcen I saw a man marking an impression with a brush and ordinary red p li lt. This cu-tom does not appear to be known among th : Eng lish Jews, for. after many inquiries, I have, met with none who has even heard of it." The correspondent asks: 'Is it not an outgrowth or survival from that ceremonv which was performed on the night of the flight of the I-raelites from Egvpl? and in iy not the braiu h-hke figure be symbolical of the bunch of hys sop;'' A Mac hi ne to Net Type. A machine to rt ty pe, or rattier by the u-e of die- pre p ire a matrix r'-ady for stereotyping, is de-r ril-ed i n Wood and Iron. The die-, ninety-one in num ber, compri-ing all the character that would be u-ed in a printed article, are impressed agai.it the matrix by elec tricity. The machine i- -omc-thing like atvpe writer. Detroit Free Press, l oin my Knew. "Ye, Tommv,"' said thr teacher of the infant class, "that i right; vege tables coine from the ground; an'l now can Willie Walik-s tell us where meat comes from:' "Yes-uin " responded Willie;, with the air of one familiar with the Mibject, "meat comes from he butcher's." Epoch. Not Too Old. Farmer I gu --s that hog's too old to eat. What sh id we do with hirn? Hired Man T-o oil to eat! Not much he aia t. H cats mor-'n more CVeiy 'lay. -New If.iven News. Ihe Itrcoklrt. I Tb b:tl brvrk. u.t tr'.jV.s, 1 h: fc-irr: on tbru;t. 4t at niffet ; 1 :-':; ni line " .11. i -r. !,- Wit;,- .x.;:it t: , u f. .iUl V. Lni ftow taxi 1! : rtoT bank I j,,.-! ' .r ,! ' k .tK v i ;. '1 is m f 1 1 si rn a d An 1 ::i va K.-:V- t, n i in "A XK t: -!;?; a a t.tt . i : !, I k-.. n : t " .'.. Hut 11- !... r to !!- I rht Wi'.i gui I-, 1 i-i , mv .mr sr fcb-t Ki . ;.i IL" tirm!i of t.,wlh ii I'M tutors. We are rdl foil uri-teller. That l, we can tell a fortuti" r)ifn we tee it. W-men are the b- .t detector of coun ted its when the ce..nt. rfnti are not men. The price of rubber goel rrmalr.i very firm. One wouiu m.na. would be elastic. A law prohibiting the ir.te:nprat hoarding of wealth miht preent mon ey from becoming ti-ht. jt ,,1 to aee family rrl'f foM at nMiioij but the mo. t p tit f u! tUn undei the hainmcr it p-cnera'ly your thumb nnl It is no ue fi r a piano to be squire of upright. Mr. Tu';m-;c is authority fo saving that tin re w id be l one e'( thttv. iu heaven. Matistics show that girls who work in a match factory do not grt married any quicker than those? who work at othi r place. The mot dud and oiekemng thud is that produced -hy the dropping of an old-fashioned copper c id into a church ,.iit t Unit ion Pox. Th loV who .orols nt the sight of m istard piaster i the same hid t but fe.ricvslv f,,rth tc t okle a bee's nr-t wiih a handful of wilh.-.v iwibhev In his vab du tory the retiring rdltoi and propiietor of a Neva U journal fays: "Thanking cv-r-in 1 I'geiit pub lic for not having mobbed me long since, I am r-inierelv their to scre,M etc. A DMiiigiiMicti Family. "o your hi;' Hie ail throu h college, an they? ' a-ked Mis. Nnii-y of Mr. J.ofty. "Ves, indeei," replied Mrs. Lofty. "The dear te'low 1 I am so prom! of j them ! I! ich of th in ma I hi- mark. Unlv think of it! (borc-c won thr gold i me la 1 for being th best polo player in i rlass; Indeed!" "Oh, ye s, ii ml Harry wn never beaten once nt hwn Mir.p duiing tic 1 i-t two ye.-,,-, h- w s ir: .'.lege lie has ever so manv badge, and m dais " "II w fgrntify irig to you 1 ' "Indeed it i-1 And my an Will went ahead of his whole e !a-s at base ball and is re.-arded as the n,et promis ing first ba,e the toiler ever turned out! We nr- all o pr. udofhim! But aii our hopes are center d in our son T ee, who LT-ol ia?ed two yHs ugo. He i (,(w, (;U, v.j,,cr j ,.v-ry boat race, he lias rowe-d; and, only think of it, we ued to ready fear that it was a wa-teot time and money to rend him to college at ail. He seemed so indiffe rent alout a college education. Uut he has turned out grimily 1 We fsr- so proud of all ou ,(lVc; ?I) -tre.it Free Press. A IlriHiarit I.U'ht In Alaska. The- Riirora on the Yukon river in Alaska, eluring the winter month, 1 r-aid tc be very briilUnt and remarkably b-,u?ifi:l. It commences in th early fi;1, and ia-t, with mor? or I en bril limcy, thr.ueh-ait the long Arctic wia-?e-r. It !genTili ' onim -'if e Rt th! set ti f;f the sij-i, tl.on 'h in mi 1 winter it t.a-vi- . at limes i . so or i gut mar. n w hi.- ut noon 1 i e th'; sun was shln . , . t -1 . . i i : .1 r, jeg Orl 'tit V. lie rav, oi oiiv uii j-h-ot forth wi' a ej-iiek, ej n v ri rig mo I 'ie-'ed and form ; ir. on th'- heaver., i ! i:K a girdle of tion, UT: th s U ;tc .t are h e: 1 ; It o'.o w- f r a i i -.-t.or ils'.e-d gold : t i u ib -1 iin, great .-!,r1,'t- of ii d'oo forth. Thest rov i m m th -. or bright ornngf, green, r i:;'- . lose, e"o -. and ' ron-on, are SUS- 1' li ll'l W .1 V e I I A --II heaven 1 e . I. . iivi-ib'.e hand, of e x' rao -linary orm i -i I ice Not on an Fmpty stomach. x ;e ,-r ..ne !'' m-'h'-r. "Torn-i- thit a gi'-en j.erMifim on you air tn y. tat i "Y ', raw." "D-'ii't you know it ain't healthy to cat j." n p r-i ' inons or. an empty it'.mu' h.'" "I ai.n't ' stin' ti.i- ,t".:i j er dim in on on f,n empty -!''). ir " I ate a -: of 'em b or- I tackbd this or. Texas ; I i-igs. Months After M.irrfaye ii W i. v d v-.'i i ook o unhappy, (b-.-rgef Dor. now I II- -Yes, 1 : v' .j knew we are one, ' . ard that ! ef ore, but to ., vi g the weekly w ;.' . it ' .-me, i. ! I bi tlllf. . SO. i th- I u hyr i ; SlftitS uon't seem to