DEMOCRAT THE ft SUBSCRIPTION: SI 50 PER YEAR, m .im:i: :; WE MUST WORK FOR THE PEOPLE'S WELFARE. E. E. HILLIAKD, Editor and Proprietor. VOLUME IV. Where the Heart Is. Fomc 'lay, at the -unset, the fret shall rest) Oil the height whose rugged ascent jr j'l'ed with heart-weary throbbings tho I l east, Ai. I the bloom of the cheek hath blent, ", t' :io whiteness of rnoon-kissed snows. Jlp-ting there, then, in fame's radiant plow, jl . t r tveler shall sadly look down, P. boldiMg the vale where love's blossoms -Cow, V 1 nging to yield fame's crown F r one breath of love's tender rose. I" ,-. ever it seems, where the hill tops lie, A most glorious place to be, Wrii the white-capped clouds swift hurrying by And tho break of griefs throbbing sea Fir mounding as in misty dreams. And tho snow-touched blossoms that crown the height, Seen tho fairest of all that blow; "Vvitho feet that climb are weary at night, And the vale that lieth below Sings of home in the sunset gleams. Olla Toph in Courant. ANGELA. I am a poor, paralyzed fellow -who for ii.rnv years past has been confined to a he i or a sofa. For tho la3t six years I have occupied a small room, looking on to one of tho narrow side canals of Venice, having no ono about me but a 1 ;af old woman who makes my bed and rttends to my food; and here I eke out a poor income of about '30 a year by Liakinn- water color drawings of flowers :.:ul fruit (they are the cheapest models in Venice), and these I s-.nd to a friend hi London, who sills them to a dealer for small sums. But, on the whole, I am happy and content. It is necessary that I should describe tho position of my room rather minutely. Its only window is about live feet above the water of the canal, and above it the house projects some six feet and over hangs the water, the projecting portion being supported by sWut pilc3 driven into the bed of tho canal. This ar rangement has the disadvantage (among j others) of so limiting my upward view that I am unable to see more than about ten feet of the height of the house im mediately opposite to me, although by reaching as far out of tho window as my infirmity will permit I can see for a considerable distance up and down the canal, which does not exceed fifteen feet in width. But, although I can sec but little of the material home opposite, I can see its reflection upside down in the canal, and I contrive to take a good deal of inverted interest in such of its inhabitants as show themselves from time to time (always upside down) on its balconies and at its windows. When first I occupied my room, about six years ago, my attention was directed to the reflection of a little girl of thir teen or so (as nearly as I could judge), who passed every day on a balcony just above the upward range of my limited field of view. She had a glass of flowers on a little table by her side, and as she sat thero ia fine weather from early morning uutil dark, work ing assiduously all the time, I con cluded that sho earned her living by needlework. She was certainly an in dustrious little girl, and as far a? I could judge by her upside down re flection, neat in her dress and pretty. She had an old mother, an invalid, who on warm days would sit on the balcony with her, and it interested me to see the little maid Avrap the old lady in shawls, and bring pillows for her chair and a stool for her feet, and every eoav and again lay down her work and kiss and fondle the old lady for half a min ute, and then take up her work again. Time went by, and a3 the little maid grew up her reflection grew down, aud at last she was quite a little woman of, I suppose, sixteen or seventeen. I can only work for a couple of hours or so in the brightest part of the day, so I had plenty of time on my hands ia which to watch her movements, and sufficient imagination to weave a little romance about her, and to endow her with a beauty which, to a great extent, I had to take for granted. I saw or fancied that I could sec that she began to take an interest in my reflection (which, of course, she could see as I could see hers) ; and one day, when it appeared to me that she was looking right at it that is to say, when her reflection ap peared to be looking right at me I tried the desperate experiment of nod ling to her, and to my intense delight her reflection nodded in reply. And so our two reflections became known to one another. It did not take mc very long to fall in lovo with her, but a long time passed before I could make up my mind to do more than nod to her every morning, when the old woman moved me from my bed to the sofa at the window, and again in the evening, when the little maid left the balcony for that day. Oac day, however, when I saw her reflection looking m mine I nodded to her and threw a fljwer into tho canal. She nodded several times in return, and I saw her draw her mother's attention to the incident. Then every morning I threw a flower into the water for "good morning," and another in the evening for "good night," and I soon discovered that 1 had not thrown them altogether in rain, for one day she threw a flower to join mine, and sho laughed and clapped her hands a? the two flowers joined forces and floated away together. And then every morning and every evening sho threw her flower when I threw mine, and when the two flowers met she clapped her hands, and so did I: but when they were separated, as they sometimes were, owing to one of them having met an obstruction which did not catch the other, she threw up her hands in a pret ty affectation of despair, which I tried to imitate, but in an English and unsuc cessful fashion. And when they were rudely run down by a passing gondola (which happened not infrequently) sho pretended to cry, and I did the same. Then, in pretty pantomime, she would point down ward to the sky, to tell mo that it was destiny that caused tho shipwreck of our flowers, and I, in pantomime not half so pretty, would try to convey to her that destiny would bo kinder next time, and that perhaps to-morrow our flowers would be more fortunate and so the innocent courtship went on. One clay the little maid did not appear on her balcony, and for several day3 I siw nothing of her, and although I threw my flower as usual no flower came to keep it company. However, after a time she reappeared dressed in black and crying often, and then I knew that the poor child's mother was dead; as far as I knew she was alone in the world. The flowers came no more for several days, nor did she show any sign of recognition, but kept her eyes on her work, except when she placed her hand kerchief to them. And opposite to her was the old lady's chair, and I could sec that from time to time she would lay down her work and gaze at it, and then a flood of tears would come to her re lief. But at last one day she roused herself to no 1 to me, and then her flower cam'. I) y after day my flower went forth to join it, and with varying for tunes the two flowers sailed away as of vore. "But tho darkest day of all to mc was when a good looking young gondolier, standing right end uppermost ia his gondola (for I could seo him in tho flesh) worked his craft alongside tho house and stood talking to her as sho sat on the balcony. They seemed to speak as old friends indeed, as well as I could make out, ho held her by the hand during the whole of their inter view, which lasted quite half an hour. Eventually ho pushed off, and left my heart heavy within me. But I soon took heart of grac.-, for as soon as ho was cut of sight the little maid threw two flowers growing on the sami stem an allegory of which I could make nothing, until it broke upon me that she meant to convey to me that ho ami she were brother and sister, and that I had no c:. use to be sad. And there upon I nodded to her cheerily, and she nodded to me and laughed aloud, and I laughed in return, and all went on again as before. Then camo a dark and dreary time, for it became necessary that I should undergo treatment that confined mo absolutely to my bed for many days, and I worried and fretted to think that the little maid and I could seo each other no longer, and worse still, that she would think that I had gone awav without even having hinted to her that I was going. And I lay awake at night wondering how I could let her know the truth, and fifty plans flitted through my brain, all appearing to be feasible enough at night, but absolutely wild and impracticable in the morning. Ono day and it was a bright day indeed for mc the old woman who tended ine told me that a gondolier had inquired whether tho English signor had gone away or had died; aud so I learned that the little maid had been anxious about me, and that she had sent her brother to inquire, and the brother had no doubt taken to her the reason of my protracted absence from the window. From that day, and ever after, during my three weeks of bed keeping, a flower was found every morning on the edge of my window, which was withia casy reach of anvonc in a boat; and when at last a dav came when I could be moved I took my accustomed place on the sofa at the window, and the little maid saw me and stood on her head, so to speak, and that was as eloquent as any right end up delight could possibly be. So the first time the gondolier passed my window I beckoned to him, and he pushed up alongside and told me, with many bright smiles, that he was glad indflrd to seo me well again. Then I thanked him and his sister for their kind thoughts about me during my re treat, and I then learned from him that her name was Angela, and that she was the best and purest rnaiden in all Venice, and that anyone might think himself happy indeed who could call her sister, but that he was happier even than her brother, for he was to be married to her, and, indeed, they were to be married the next day. Thereupon my heart seemed to swell to bursting, and the blood rushed through my veins so that I could hear it and nothing else for a while. I managed at last to stammer forth some words of awkward congratulation, and he left mo SCOTLAND NECK. singing merrily, after asking permission to bring his bride to see me on the mor row as they returned from church. "For," said he, "mv Angela has known you for very long ever sir.ee she was a child, and sho has often I spoken to me of the poor Ktigiishman ! who lay all day long for years and years on a sofa at a window, and she sai 1 over and over again how dearly sho wished that she could speak to him and comfort him; and ono day, when you threw a flower into the canal, she asked me whether she might throw another, and I told her yes, for he would under stand that it meant sympathy with one who was sorely afflicted." And so I learned that it was pity, and not love, except, indeed, such iove as is akin to pity, that prompted her to interest herself in my welfare, and there was an end of it all. For the two flowers that f thought wero on one stem, were two flowers tied together (but I could not tell that), and they were meant to indicate that sho and the gondolier were afliinced lovers, and my expressed pleasure at this sym bol delighted her, for she took it to mean that I rejoiced in her happiness And tho next day tho gondolier came with a train of other gondoliers, all decked in their holiday garb, and in his gondola sat Angola, happy and blushing at her happiness. Then he and sho entered the house in which I dwelt. and came into my room (and it was strange indeed, after so many years of inversion, to seo her with her head above her feet and then she wished mo happiness and speedy restoration to good health (which cou'.d never be) ; and I, in broken words and tears in my eyes, gave her the little cross that had stood by my bed or my table for so many years. And Angela took it reverently and kissed it, and so departed with her delighted husband. And as I heard tho song of the gondo liors .is tliev wnt their wav tho song dviti"- away in tho distance as the shad ows of the .sundown closed around me I felt that they were singing tho re quiem of tho only love that had ever entered my heart. W. S. Gillert. The 3Ian Who Invented the Monitor. Captain John Ericsson, the illustrious engineer and inventor, was born in Wermland, Sweden, July 111, 180:5, and at the age of ten began, by the con struction of a wind-mill and pumping engine, the creative work, that at the age of eighty-four, lie briskly continues His father was a mine proprietor, and the boy's earliest experience was with machinery. At twelve lie was made a cadet of mechanical engineers, and at seventeen he entered the Swedish army as an ensign. lie rapiliy reached a lieutenancy i:i consequence of the beauty of his military map', which attracted tho attention of King Charles John (Bcrnadottc). In 18-G, while in London on leave of absence to introduce a flame engine, he sent his resignation home. It was accepted, after he had first been promoted to the rank of captain. He never returned to Sweden but his native country has sent him many honors and decorations, and in 18G8 a great granite monument was erected in front of his father's house by the miners, bearing tho simple inscrip tion, "John Ericsson was born here in 1803." He is living quietly in New York, aud is still an indefatigable worker. An Oregon Patriarch. Tho oldest married couple on the Pacific coast lives at Greenville, Wash ington county, Oregon. Peyton Wilkes was born in 1701, and so will be 07 years old next May. He is one of tho fcwr pensioners of the war of 1812. His wife Anna AVilkes is 01 years old and they were married in 1815. They came across the plains in 18-15, and settled in Washington county in 1 S1G. They were both born in Bedford county, Virginia, camo to Indiana in 1820 and to Missouri in 18o. In following the star of empire they kept ahead of the iron horse uutil he overtook them at the "jumping oil place." They have three sons living, twenty peven grandchildren, forty-one great grandchildren, and eighty great-greatgrandchildren liviag.--Portland (Ore.) Dispatch. What is a Blizzard! Imagine, if you can, a frozen fog driven with the velocity of a hurricane. The air is so full of minute frozen parti cles which strike your faco like pin heads fired from a musket that you can not see twenty feet ahead, and all this in an atmosphere from twenty to fifty degrees below zoro, and you can form as . clear an idea of a blizzard as you'll ever care to get. Its blinding, bewildering effect is first felt. The intense cold brings at first the pain of freezing, then numbness, then stupor, then a sense of blissful sleep and close upon its heels j death. Atlanta Constitution. Sufficiently Refreshed, Gagley. "Won't you have some re freshments, Miss Wiggle?" Miss Wiggle. "Thanks, no. I'm sufficiently refreshed now. Miss Ilowler has 3topped singing." Judgs. N. ('., Till ItSDAY. TATTOOING. J How the Men of Burmah Are Adorned with Figures Covering Portions of the Body with Pictures in Ink. Of all Burmese cudom, one of the most singular is tha f tattooing the person, from tho waist to below the knees, with figures in b.ack mk. Every man in tho country is thus adorned, and unless his skin be unusually dark, he looks at a little distance as though he were clothed in a tight-fitting pair of knee-breeches. The custom is said to be falling into disuse, but I have scon very few Burmans without this "mark of manhood," which is conferred upon him when he i3 about 12 to 11 years old. The operation is a painful one, and I was glad of the opportunity that now offered to see it, though aware that takes at least two or three days to com plete. Pho Myin. the subject, is lying on a mat quite nude, with a dazed look in hia half-closed eyes, and breathing heavily. Moung Daw nods at him meaningly. "He has taken much opium," he says, grinning to mo. I am not surprised at it. If the Iltokwinsayahgyce wa3 going to exer cise his art upon mo for four or five hours, I should follow tho B irman s plan and take opium by way of an anti thetic. The tattooing will show well upon tho plump, fair-skinned lad before us, and the professoi evidently thinks he 15 a cnlii.fh in tike nains with, as he sits OUV.v. . J , carefully mixing his ink in a joint of bamboo, and preparing his weapon. This is a brass rod nearly two feet long and about half an inch thick; it is weighted at the top with a little orna mental figure, and at the other end has a hollow point divided by two cross slits. The professor examines the "business end" critically, and, having satisfied himself that it is sharp enough, tucks up his putsoe and squats at Pho Myin's side. Selecting a spot on the thigh, he places both feet on it a few inches apart, aud stretching the skin tir. ;ht, draws the outline of the first urc a tiger rampant with an inky fie splinter of bamboo; this is soon done, and relieving himself of a large mouth- of betelaut, the professor settles down to work in earnest. Leaning for ward through his widely parted knees, he balances the brass style daiutny, and, clasping it with the finger and thumb of the right hand, makes a "bridge" of the left, which he rests on the surface between his feet. After sliding the in strument through his fingers onco or twice, as if to take aim, he makes a start and pricks away steadily with a light, firm touch that is wonderfully quick and true. In less than five min utes tho tiger, with its surrounding border, is finished, and the artist re moves his fect from the distended skin, and washes off the superfluous ink to seo how his work has come out. Every body presses forward to look at tho picture, which shows up in bo id relief on the rapidly formed swelling. Moung Saik exchanges a remark with his wife, and the tattooer resumes his work ing position to draw the outlino of the next figure. The boy, stupefied with opium, lies insensible to the pain, while one figure after another gradually appears on his skin. Deep as the points of tho style sink, they draw little blood, but the limb swells in a manner that would alarm any one who did not know it would return to its normal size in a day or two. Fever sometimes supervenes, and in that case the patient waits for a time before the work of illustration is resumed, so it often extends over a period of a week or ten days, during which the inconvenience suffered is con siderable. Without the aid of opium the process would be much longer. I found that I could not endure the ap plication of tho style for more than thirty consecutive seconds without flinching so much as to interfere with the operator's movements ; for the skin is pricked over so closely that it be comes too tender to sustain their repe tition. Eiht rupees is the usual foe pail to a tattooer for endowing a lad with breeches. The figures that compose them varv little, consisting as a rule of timers, "uagas'' (dragons t, and "be (devils). Each one is surrounded with a border of sentences, generally illegi- ble, invoking good luck upon tho owner of the skin whereon thev are inscribed The waist aud knees are neatly finished off with a tasteful edging of point or scroll pattern; theso sensitive parts of the body are the last to be done, and tattooers have told me that tho pain caused frequently arouses the patient from his torpor. Cornhill 3Iagazine. Comparative (Jnilt. Father What do you think of a boy that throws a banana skin on the side walk? Son I don't know. What do you think of a banana skin that throws a man on the sidewalk? MAY :t. Iss-S Diary of California's (,vld IMMVjwre r. Sua day, Dec. 1M7. ---Lat week I worked five days tin the Calif ernia Lii'-s). On Christmas a party of us climbed a peak, from w hieh we c ' i 1 see many mountains covered with snow, and from which we started nistiy Urge rocks rolling down into the st".'p cain'ii. For dinner besides bread and meat, we had apple and pumpkin pie. Sunday, Jan 2, IMS Mr. Marshall has been away for s:uo tim and now the cook saves the pumpkin pie and so forth for herself and the second ta ble. Jan. 11. Bain began on the !Uh and continues to fall. Sunday, Jan. 10. The river is very high. Since Monday the weather is clear. Marshall left us a month ago to get tho mill irons anl has not returned Mr. Bennett has got out cf patience waiting for him. Sunday, Jan. CO.- Marshall having arrived, we got his permission to build a . !.) tijr- mse near the mid, so as to get rid of tho p-.'iai :ui.C;. ourselves. We moved mitt locf Tnls :, and cook fur into it on Sun- week -nr. .Marshal found some pieces of (as we all sup pose) gold, and he has gone to the fort for the purpose of finding out what it is. It is found ia the race in small pieces; some weigh as much piece. Sunday, Feb. C Marshall turned with the fact that the r.s h. j lias re in ctal is gold. Captain Suitor arrived on Wednesday with Johnston for the pur pose cf looking at tho place where the gold was found. Ho got cuough to make a ring. Ih brought a buttle of whiskey for us and some pocket knives. This morning I found my basin and knife in their proper place. Johnston had hidden them away, though he de nied knowiug anything about them. Lucky Strokes in .Mining. St. John's mine in Summit county, Col., was purchased 15 years ago by an English syndicate for sTOOjmo. Near the mine was located a magnificent castle which was used only to accom modate tho directors during their an nual visit. To-day there is from 000, . 000 to $5,000,000 in sight. Tho Col orado Central mine has been worked foi 2G years and now employs between 200 and 1500 men. The mine has already pail $7,000,000 in dividends and a tun nel has just been sunk into tho moun tain G00O feet to facilitate the work. Senator Hearst, who is interested in nearly all the principal miuc in tho west, has not lost a dollar in mining in 15 years. Two miners located the Cjiu stock mine, and gave it to two Penn sylvania oil men for i debt of $00 which they owe 1. The oil meu did not want to take it, became they did not believe it of any account. Eess than four months ago tho owners refused :JOO,000 for it, and to-day there is 75, 000 insight. The Lily Franklin mine was originally sold for 15,000, and a very short time ago tho purchasers sold one-half of it for $2')), 000. The Brush heap mine was discovered by two boys and was developed by their muscle. It now pays an annual dividend of $70,- 000. Tho Virginia mine at Kingston was owned by Charles Wallace. His wife turned the drill for him until they struck it rich and sold out for $125,000 cash. Kansas City Times. The Latest Thing in BliniK English Venetian blinds are becom- f 1 - 1 1 il a in"- very lasnionauic in mis country. Outside Venetian shades have always been in use, particularly to keep out tho hot rays of the summer's sun. Tho English Venetian blinds are made of slats similar to the outside simile, but are arranged with cords, so that they can be drawn up or lowered at will just as a liuen shade can. They are more expensivo than tho linen shade?, bvit they last longer. Linen shades hold the dust and fade, but tho Venetian blinds do not. These blinds are male of thin wooden slats, about two and a half inches wide and about an eighth Gf an inch in thickness. They are sun ported by tapes arranged like ladders. A cord runs through a hole in each slat, and by this means they are drawn up. They are mile of white pine, bass, cherry, oak or ash, and are stained or varnished any shade or color that is wanted. They cost from eighteen cents to twenty-six cents a square foot. The most fashionable colors now arc gray, plain oak or green.--Boston Tran script. Piute Epicures. The Piutes are feasting on rabbits nowaday?, the bounty on thtir scalps being an incentive to tho red men to kill them. Pinenut soup, a concoction made of the oily nut3 and rabbits, is a favorite dish with the Indians in cold weather, and they say it makes them "heap fat.'7 Nevada Silver State. The Leopard's Spots. Keeper (to stranger looking at the animals): "Do you observe, sir, how restless the leopard i.s, and how cease lessly he changes his position from one spot to another?" Stranger: "Yes; but gosh, mister, I've aller3 heerd that a leopard couldn't change hi3 spots." Epoch- m 1 1: Mine sc i:rs. A scientist declare thst fih can hfr: a i:..4n talking half au.ile away. S..u;h Africa n comparatively poor in bm'L-r a -cent iit by Mr. K-bert Triinea enumerating only abviit sp'Cle. It Lai long been known that crbor:ic acid ga pro luces nvitioa ef greater wannth oa the skin than air of the same temperature. The poison of diphtheria inha'.e-l and c -rr.mi: its ravages in th" repira torv trr.ct, the no-tril, fauces, laryux, trachea and bronchial tube. A kind of ortiruial rabies ha leen produced in rabbits and bird by in jections of oil f lmy. ThU malady uas overcome by treatment w ith chloral Pa i icr-:r.aoh'' ii made by palin or gluiiig fhctts of straw ir other thick paper together when Nct and pressing to the shape cf the mold, cr making pulp of the paper material and pressing the pulp into molds. Australia has M.ma giant caterpillars. Mr. A. S. OlhlT of Sydney mentions one ir.oth larva, abundant during tho past season, as being seven inches long, and specimens of larva- of two other species measure eight inches in lenptli. A writer i:i Science cotivs to tho con clusion that it seems l Ho to discus further the influence of forests upon rainfall from the u-momie point ot view, as it is evidently too slight to be of the least practical importauce. By experiments on young animals Dr. Kisel, of St. Petersburg, Bussis, has found that phosphorus never exerts any beneficial effect on the growth of bono, but that, on the other hand, quite small doses produce various symptoms of poi soning. There arc ninety -seven artesian wells in Dakota, (xtenliug in a line frorr Yankton to Crafton. They have cosl from $:'00 to .7'M each, and range in depth from 52S feet to 1552 feet. In several of tho towns the water from tho wells is used for fire purposes. The efficiency of oil, when dropped on the water to calm boisterous wavos, may now be regarded as established. It is astonishing how small a quantity ol oil will answer tho purpose. Admira Clone "ives the amount as from two to three quart an hour dropped from per forated bag hanging over tho sides ol the ship in positions varying with tin wind. A French physician, D; Felz, men tions a curious a-iparent cause of left handedness. One child in a ccrta'tr fa mi ly was left-handed, and the scconc appeared to be so at the age of one year. It was then learned that the mother al ways carried her children on her left arm. Sho was advised to change, and. held on hr other arm, the infant, having its right hand free to grasp ob jects, soon became right-handed. The theories expressed in tho Popula: Science Monthly by Mr. Eaton and Mr. Oouinlock, that constriction of th? blood-vessels of tho head by tight hats is the chief cause of baldness, have beer reviewed by Professor T. Wesley Mills, who only partly accepts them, and hobb that the principal root of tho troublo is in nervous strain. Men, by their posi tion and more intense responsibilities, are more liable to this disorder thar women, because they are more subject t mental overwork. "Baldness," thii author conclude, "is ono more of tin many warnings of our day ono o' nature's protects against the irregula: and excessive activity maintained ir this rcstles nge.'' Scientific Privilege of Country Bojh. "Nor is the study of natural things, j and the making of dheoverie," Professor O. P. Hay, in a paper on "Th , Amphibians and Bcptiles of Indiana," . "the exclusive privilege of those wht j have received a scientific training. There is not a farmer boy in In liani who may not make solid contribution to science if he will but use his oppor tunities. Ir-:ons who live in tho coun try are in direct contact with nature. Tlic-y seo a thousand things that th natcralist would delight to see, and yd may never be permitted to behold. Th time of coming and going of the various species of birds ; their curious habit,ai , shown in red-building and obtaining food; and tho occurrence here and ther? of rare species of various animals, ar examples of matters which nil rny ob serve and report, and which science needs to know. ''--Popular Scienci Monthly. In the British Army. A soldier enlists for seven year's' army and five years' reserve service, extended to eight years' army and four years' re serve service if the period of army ser vico expires while ho h abroad. In the Foot Guards, however, the period 1 three years' army and nine years' re- , serve service. During the first three months of his service he may claim hi : di-charge on payment of 10; after- , wards the amount is 13, and the per- ' mission of the officer commanding hai to be obtained. The rule is to allow discharges by purchase to the fullejt ex tent consistent with the requiraments of the service. Scottish American. y ht the ( hlmncj tir. Ovr th" .-hi;:irw ' ' ' " Aft rJ.iintM nx-c. ! n An 4 th worn a ' '' ' t- 1. An i th uh f !' ' " ' - ' 1 I , And 1 a. h-f t-u -U - - "I Lat th" ;a I r.; - !.. ! ;' Ov-rt!,c i'V.:!;-!'-! t! ;- ' " ' An t t !;aatol a : ' ' '" ' An i the i hit ln-ti i. 5. ! ' "T.- it. h !!;.: i- ".. o ; ; th-.. Ti a f.vrv tru-rj-1 that ;-i t And fear tin- win I ;ti u- Over th- -hun!i- U.-!-'" " I .ind eh.il.t! a I I -v is e." '. Attd Ihr- mm, hf -M ' :"' i- ; Said t nm-'.f. -lt And fivl 1 i"r ai'd w n, ! ' And 1 U -toj. th.. t. Vi. it t ! -v Over th ehi!l.Il.- tli- I And rhntt iiii-l--t ' ' "' " but th J-'t listened and :.. Y n limn, and wman. :o 1 1... I And tai l, "It i- I " ! - This mn I wo h-ar in th" ' ' on i. v !!;,.! ! t i ill'MOKOfv Still up ia arms--The inf.it.! Kieg of S pain . A model man - A i ;:-t of patents. A draughtsman U generally a d.Mgn- j:ig man. Legal incon-idi r.cy -Call's : ; foity pages of foolscap "brief. "Apple green will le the spring color," says a fishioa note. It nm.1 nl-o bo the summer chol-ra. It now appears th it th- -da! '!! nt of a sea captain that th- 11 uu;.i:v if dying off with sc my w:u liur-'v a i-a't rhcumor. They have a way ut in K -itnas f bringing to time unruly m-inher of thn legislature. Mr. Fun -dun, member f tho committee on ati u'tiire, was Ut-? at a committee meet ing, .and tii- hur nuin fined him m an t of r-i. Oh, no, I can't your leid.an'l, N i U hiii.l, lis h- Ke'itly lus ! h. t , But I will 1 a brother to yu. For I'm going to ninny yon:- si-t.T. Mr. Jinks fto landlady) "What kind of a duck did you say this was, Mr-. Dinkly?' Landlady-- "I diir-. t sny. I simply ordered a dink ft-iu th butcher's." Mr. .links .drugging "dli a second joint ) "I think h-3 1. u m-i! you a decoy duck." The Academy at I'ekin liu got up a-i encyclopaedia in BJimi'M v., him W. don't know what happen-; to the.lipi-. esc book agent who goes urouiel s.,.n it ing subscriber. for an cm ych.j a liai i 100,000 volumes, one to be d : i -. -re-l every other week, but in thi oeintry hn would bo killed .several law a d is. Moritz Saphir, tin witty Au-triuu journalist, was i:ue stAiiii.g m a crowded theatre. S un- : b :c."l i.n his back, thrusting hit Ip-.i-I ,r i.n shoulder. Saphir drew out hand kerchief and wiped tho ir.an'.i oh violently. The latter flu'. I bwk. "Oh, I beg your pardon," sui l S.iphir, 4I thought it was mine." Carried His Ilur in Ills Vest Porket. Occasionally one rea'ls ,a thing h ridiculous that lie cannot h; !p Inu;; lunr, even when tho artic le he read h most solemn. I was reading an aoi-Tit of u murder at St. Joseph, Mo., in which an account was given of a yo re inaa killing his wife. everything a!... it it was ghastly, particularly a 'l"-.a iptio-j, cf tho characteristic of the murderer, lie was a son of respc table parent', but was a tough. One thing n.M.t ionc-d in regard to him stru' k me as particularly ridiculous. In a fijht a year r v, a ;i lie had an car cut oil, and :iivo then hs had carried the ear in hi ve,t pocket as a "mascot," and if he was playing cards or shaking dice lie would take the car out of his pocket ar.d lay it on ti.o tablo to give hirn luck. If anybody kicked on having the dried-up ar around the owner of it w-.ul 1 dnw his revolver and make the kic ker apo'.ogi. or fight. If a man apo'.oV.ed he was compelled to kiss the ar. Whr a com panion Hi'h a man won! 1 be f r a tci party ! It is said that he w . u d t;.ks his car out of his pocket at the hrc-ikfnst table in case the steak 'vn t-ei '!;, or tho biscuit lacked horti rdr::', cr tho ' pancakes were heavy, tod hU wife: had to look cheerful and pleasant r ho would draw his revolver and d;o ,t at. her earrings. She final y got tno-u-n of hirn and Lis dried car and left him, and he followed her and kid-d her. M'-n will have their little fa Is, and tho prac tice of carrying around a dried car or a rabbit's foot must be overlook':!. f Peck's Sun. AltO'-rether Too Prviotn. Naomi George, you know thi is leap year, and women i-.re nccor led a privilege to exercise which at othr times would seem immolct. Now, I want to say to you George ('nervously; Keally, Naomi, this is extremely fid lc-n, and er - you know, that I am already engaged. "What have I to do with that? I war.t to say to you that I .scul l nther dio an old maid than ask a man t marry me, even if it w..r: customary to do o." Nebraska State Journal,

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