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pDITO!iS jEISURE jOUFS,
OBSERVATIONS OF
It is hard to get the correct news about the war in the East. One day
the dispatches tell us that Port Arthur has fallen and the next day it is de
Falls and Rises.
it comes from Tokio you may expect to see that the Japs have swept an
other victory ; if it conies from St. Petersburg you may expect a flat denial
of any victories for the Japs. And so It is. It is hard to get news that
you feel like relying upon. Andjso readers of the newspapers have come
to think lightly of glaring headlines, and to pay little attention to the first
news of victory for one side or defeat for tho other.
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North Carolinians naturally feel a Keen interest In the success of this
brilliant young statesman, notwithstanding he is a citizen of Missouri.
Joseph E. Folk.
nessee but his father was a native ot Bertie county of this State. And then
there are many good citizens of North Carolina who feel an interest in Mr.
Folk because of their intimate acquaintance with his brothers. Three of
them were educated at Wake Forest College in this Stale and many of
their college associates and classmates are living In North Carolina to-day.
We remember II. B. Folk as one of the most brilliant and scholarly young
men of his class at college and one of the most congenial and companiona
ble with whom we associated there at all. The two other brothers who
were educated there are pleasantly remembered by many friends' in North
Carolina, and these things cause North Carolinians to feel a keen interest
in the brilliant young statesman who has been nominated by the Demo
crats for governor of the State of Missouri. Perhaps no man in this
country has risen more rapidly in public favor than Mr. Folk and no man
has shown greater nerve than he in uncovering fraud and corruption. As
commonwealth's attorney he has exposed many things which heretofore
had been winked at and allowed to pass unnoticed, and this was what first
brought him before the people ot Missouri as the ideal man for Governor.
The honors conferred upon him are a fitting reward for Such service to the
public as inspires the highest esteem and confidence. North Carolina
feels proud that her grandson has taken such a high stand and that he is
Uf-efti! and great in his generation.
t t t t .
THERE'are great demands for Hon. Claude Kitchin's speech which he
made just before Congress adjourned. Mr. Thomas J. Pence, special corre-
n1--1 - "..gton to the Raleigh Post
two. waude 1 jutohU'i wrote for gunday,a isaue M follows .
Roosevelt Speech. ,Two speechea deliverea by Tar Heel Con.
gressmen figure in the ten campaign documents issued from Democratic
Congressional headquarters, one of these Is the now famous speech of Rep
resentative Claude Kitchin.dealing with the personality of President Roose
velt, the other is the speech of Representative E. W. Tou, relating to
charges contained in the Bristow report against members of the House.
Mr. Pou is to be honored by the publication of another of his speeches de
livered at the last session of Congress. The committee will publish and
circulate a speech from Mr. Pou in which he reviewed the record of the
Republican party, bringing out strongly its failure to keep a single plat
form pledge.
"The speech of Mr. Claude Kitchin, descriptive ol the man Roosevelt, is
the really great hit among all the campaign documents. This effort, which
moved the Democrats of the House to the wildest enthusiasm and made
for its author a lasting reputation as a forceful and eloquent speaker, is in
demand in every State m the Union. Secretary Edwards said to-day that
the demand for the Kitchin speech is something wonderful. An order
was placed tbis week for an additional 200,000 copies of the speech. Great
numbers of Mr. Kitchin's efforts have been sent to New York State. There
are'also strong demands for the speech in Indiana and the middle West.
The request for Mr. Kitchin's realistic analysis of Mr. Roosevelt's record
far exceeds those made for any other campaign documents."
t t t t
From Collier's Weekly we note that one condition of the National Gov
ernment's contribution to the St. Louis Exposition was that the Exposition
should be closed on Sunday. This the Weekly
Sunday at St. LOUIE. regard3 aa an an(j it say8 that no one seems
to know how it occurred. It may have been the idiosyncrasy of some one
Congressman, says the Weekly. It argues that to close the Exposition on
Sunday was a mistake because many persons, visitors to the Exposition,
who would spend the day in the Exposition in refining pleasures, now
spend the Sabbath in the lets refining pleasures of drinking beer Jy the
thousands in the resorts around St. Louis. Perhaps there may be a shade
of justification in the Weekly's argument, but we are glad that such re
gard has been shown for the Sabbath that the Exposition is closed on that
day. This calls up what occurred in a directors meeting for the Philadel
phia Centennial. The question was raited as to whether or not the grounds
should be opened on Sunday. One director from the far West arose and
said that tbe question brought back to him sacred memories of his mother
and the time when he Knelt by her side to say his baby prayers. He said
that for a long time he had been living in a region where they had no Sab
baths and be had almost forgotten the sacred day. And with choking
voice 'and tear-bedimmed eyes, he said : "I move that the Exposition be
closed on the Sabbath." And when the vote was taken it was overwhelm
ingly in lavor of closing on Sunday. We are glad to see the Sabbath so
regarded even in tbis twentieth century run, and we believe more good
will result from the closing ol the Exposition on Sunday tnan there will
grow harm out ot tbe beer drinking referred to, for the beer drinkers will
drink beer whether the Exposition gates are open or not.
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PASSING EVENTS.
nied. The war news reads for or against Rus
sia according to the place of the cablegram. If
North Carolina has a sort of claim upon him be
cause he is her grandson. He was born in Ten
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SONG OF THE COMMON PEOPLE.
Alfred J. Waterhonse in Success.
We are the common people, the hewers
of the wood and stone,
Tbe dwellers in common places, mighty
of brawn and bone,
Bearing the common burden that only
the shirkers shun,
And doing the common duty that oth
ers have left undone.
Dubbed, by the few, plebeian, rabble
or proletaire,
Our 8 is tbe hand that feeds them, ours
is the priee they abare,
And ours is the common blessing, free
to the toilers all,
To win from the lowly valley unto the
summits tall.
Common, and only common
This by tbe might of birth
Yet the world in its need leans on us-
We are the kings of tbe earth.
We are the common people, and ours
is the common clay
That a God deemed fit for using, when,
in that olden day,
He took the dust ol the Garden, the
dust that His will obeyed,
Fashioned and formed and shaped it,
and man in His image made ;
And, seeing that God selected such
clay for the human test,
And deeming His wisdom suffices to
choose but the surely best,
Wej who are common people and made
of the common clay,
Leave to the proud uncommon to im
prove on the Maker's way.
Common, and only common
Tattered, sometimes, and frayed
We still are content with the pattern
That God in His wisdom made.
We are the common people, yet out of
our might is wrought,
Ever, by Gcd's own fiat, masters of
mighty thought,
Men ot that grand republic whose rul
ers w&lk alone;
Piercing tbe future shadows, knowing
what seers have known ;
And measured by these, the unco' are
pretty and wee and small,
Playing with glided baubles, chatter
ing, voluble all ;
And these, our sons, surpass them as
the hills o'ertop the glen,
For their great hearts throb (o the
world's long sob, and they are tbe
saviours of men.
Common, and only common,
, Hopeless commonplace,
Vet out of Our loins still issue
Tbe saviours of the race.
Diversities of Gifts.
Youth's Companion.
A fair share of the frictions of do
tnestic life comes from the effort to"
makeover temperamental peculiarities.
The tortoise instructs tbe hare in per
sistence, the hare lectures the tortoise
on speed, and each iiritates the other
withotit god result,
Tbe mother wishes ber daughter to
love reading ; the daughter prefers sew
ing. The father urges bis son to fol
low tbe law ; the son Is more interested
in the chemistry of soils than In writs
and torts. Family heartaches and dis
appointments ensue from mere honest
differences in taste.
Ben Jonson found fault with Shake
speare because it was said of him that
. .. . 1 , . t . 1
in nis writing, wnaisoever no peuueuj
he never blotted out a line. Said Jon
son, "would be had blotted a thous
and!" But Shakespeare lived very
prosperously without the blots, and
the world cares but little for Joneon's
devout wish, and has forgotten much
ol his work. On tbe other hand, to
haye hindered Pope from bis painstak
ing correction and revision would have
been to cheat the world of many of its
household words.
So it is tbe wise mother and the pa
tient daughter who accept tbe great
fundamental fact that in character and
ability there are diversities of gifts.
Tbe hen, tbe song-sparrow and the ea
gle each has its place in the economy
of nature, but any one of them would
be a Bad failure in tbe role of tbe
others.
Costs More Than Money.
United'Presbyterian.
The cost of a dram is greater than
the price. It costs many a man jewels
of infinite value. Manhood is laid on
the counter, Integrity .happiness, home,
honor, and the peace of all those
pendent upon him. It costs position
and prosperity, character and content
ment, respectability and revenue, the
wreck of hope, the collapse of ambition
and the dethronement of lore. The
blighted years of tbe drunkard are the
fruits that hang on the boughs of the
first dram.
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J GEH. B. E. LEE'S ROSE BUSSES,
Old Residents of Lexington, Va., Sis
tubed by Their Transplanting.
Augusta (Ga.) Herald.
The older Inhabitants of tbe quiet
old town of Lexington,Va.,are wrought
up over what they allege to be desecra
tion of property that once belonged to
Gen. R. E. Lee.
Soon after the close of tbe Civil War
Gen. Les took up his post as President
of the University and was made a pres
ent of a home on tbe college campus.
In the rear of the house was quite an
extensive garden, and along tbe walks
were a large number of rose bushes set
out by Gen. Lee himself. It is these
rose bushes which still bloom brilliant
ly every year that are causing the pres
ent indignation among Lexington's
staid old population.
In extending the equipment of tbe
Washington & Lee University it has
seemed fit to order the erection of dor
mitories, and in tbe rear of General Lee's
old home tbe foundations are being
laid. When the workmen began to
break the dirt the flowers of the sleep
ing hero began to fall, tnd a vigorous
protest arose from those who knew the
general when performing his duties as
president ot tbe college Although the
faculty holds everything pertaining to
?9 In the keenest reverence, that Lody
is of a practical turn of mind and looks
upon the matter with a utilitarian
point of view. The dormitories and
tbe'rose bushes could not be reconciled,
so the latter were dug up. Then arose
the problem of their proper disposal.
Having been the property of General
Lee they could not be sold. Such as
sociation denied them money value.
After due consideration they were dis
tributed among the neighbors of tbe
present incumbent of General Lee's
bouse, and in tbe face of the indig
nant ante-bellum inhabitants seyeral
ladies in the neighborhood proceeded
to transplant the roses that have so
well outlived their famous owner.
Back to the Farms.
Atlanta Journals
One of the distinct features of the
age is the tendency to return to agri
culture. Where a few years ago tbe
farmer boys were rushing to tbe cities
to crowd the professions thrt is now
a decided move in the other direction.
Tbe natural reaction that must always
follow a movement as radical in some
measure accounts for tbe disposition to
return to the Coll for a livelihood but
there is more.
The agriculturalist has become a
professional man. The college and
the universities have added a ipecial
eourBB for his benefits an4 p.lves him a
degree. He is a botanist and a chem
ist, and science has taught him to take
the Uded and wornout farm, and with
j. ..... hi
intelligence, cause it to diossqid use
tbe rose.
Tbe dispiriting labor which bent the
forrfls of the eldefs and sent tbe lads
scurrying cityward has been Iighteiied
by devices that better accomplish tbe
end eougbt.
The lone hours are shoitened, and
the farmer finds time to indulge in tbe
enjoyment of life. The new condition,
added to the fascination of indepeni-
ence, has turned many men from other
professions toward the country, carry
ing with thora the rpannerism oi their
class until the extermination of the
chin whisker is threatened by the
Prince Albert coat.
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Hot Weather Tarn.
Baltimore American.
''There I was a mile from the camp,
my iifle useless", tbe giant bear behind
me and tbe field of Ice ahead."
"Naturally you ran?"
"I did. Across the slippery ice 1
dashed, the bear gaining on me at ev
ery stride. I felt its hot breath on my
neck. I felt its great paw upon my
shoulder. Suddenly I came to tbe
edge of the ice pack. Ten feet out
from the edge was a floating cake.
"You jumped?"
"For my life. 1 gained the ice
cake safely. I turned around. The
bear bad stepped back. With a run
ning start it leaned across the open
water, and we were, bear and man,
adrift on a ten foot ice float in tbe mid-
die of tbe Arctic ocean. I had no
weanon. not even a penknife. The
savage animal came on, its eyes flash
ita irrnvls shakine the air like
thunder. Just then
"Just then?".
"The bear froze to death."
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Southern Farmers.
Southern Farm Magazine.
The truth begins to dawn upon tbs
minds of the agricultural writers of tbe
North that tbe Southern farmer is not
such a thriftless fellow as he has here
tofore been represented to be.
Tbe tendency to an improved agri
culture among Southern farmers is be
coming very marked within recent
years. Tbe faot is admitted that a
greater yield of crops, with less labor,
Is the proper direction in which to
work. Less land Is being abandoned
and more manure employed. Improv
ed agricultural implements are being
introduced everywhere. On many
farms where fifteen or twenty hands
were formerly employed the force is
reduced to five or six, and this, too,
without reducing tbe profits of the
farm.
Indeed, this change has, with proper
fertilization, increased the profits and
bettered the Condition of tbe soil. Tbe
soils wbioh were formerly under slave
labor and put In cultivation every
year are now rotated, rested, cloyered
and made to do duty once in two or
three years instead oi every year. It
is not to be disguised, fcotrsrer, that
all oyer the South are many gullied
old fields that will require years of pa
tient labor to icstore to their original
productiveness, but every effort i
pointing in the right direction. Less
land in cultivation and a greater yield,
less labor and more laber-saving ma
chines employed, Ices clearing foreste
and more manurial applications, leee
attention to large crops and more to
the profits of the farm, better stock
and better attention to them these
are the channels into which the best
agricultural thought of the South ir
drifting, and a continuance in this di
rection will work marvels of success
and prosperity.
A Little Nonsentt.
Philadelphia Press.
Not far from Willow Grove lives a
young farmer whose fine stock of
horses are admired by all who see
them. The other day a friend, an ama
tetif , b!!v on him in search of "some
thing fast."
"There," said tbe stock farm owner,
pointing to an animal in tbe field ;
"there, sir, is a mare that could trot her
mile la bi mlnutss were it not for
one thing.''
' Indeed !" said the friend.
"Yes," continued Mr. S., "she waf
four years old last spring, is in good
conditio, look" well and is a first-rate
mare, and sbe could go a fh!!8 In three
minutes were it not for one thing."
"What is it?" was the que.y.
"That mare," insisted tbe owner, "is
in every wy a good raare. I work her
three or four days a wesk. Che trotp
fair ond cm n Are. and vet there is one
thing that prevents her from going a
mile in three minutes."
"What in the name of thunder is
it?" cried the friend impatiently.
"VVaIL" reDlied the other quietly,
"the distance Is lcJS gr-t for the time.'
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A little thing sometimes results in
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The latest campaign badge is a small
gilt plank, with Judge Parker's pictuie
on one side and the word "Telegram"
on the other. Richmond Times-Dis
patch.
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Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar
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Tbe uniform success which attends tbe
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1 aaia hv V. T. Whitehead
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ThA Chicago Inter-Ocean dec'ares
the Democratic candidate better than
bis party, but fails to say as much for
the Republican candidate. wauaB
News.
TAKEN WITH CRAMPS.
inf., VrfmsA- ft member of tbe
bridge gang working near Littleport
was taken suaaeniy m iuuruj U6U.
ith Pramos and a kind of cholera.
tt, nU waa an aa vera thst be bad to
wns w
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of, Mr. Gifford's medicines. Elkader,
Iowa, Argus.
This remedy never fails. Keep it In
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A UNITED STATES SENATOR
Used Pe-ru-na For Dyspepsia With
Great Benefit.
HON. M. C. BUTLC1
cn, f
10111 Sun! !i , 1
K,!tiilel S!n' S-nnt-r I'i
Carolina.
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EX-IT. S. Senator M. '. I'.iKlcr frmn
South Carolina, was Senator froin
tli.it Ptate for two term:. In a rvs.i:t
letter from 'Washington, 1). C, lio :iy:
"lenn recommend Peruna for dys
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been using your medicine tor a short
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It is indeed a wonder 'ul medicine be
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lYnma is" not simply a remedy for
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rerun a euros lyioj--ia leennse it i
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grati.
Address IT. Kar!ma:i, I'i'".!di i:t of
The llarlman SaniMri, in, ( 'ohm; ':-, Cv
Solved by a Laugh,
Adapted from Hume.
Pleasantry will often cut clean through
Hard knots that gravity would tcarco
undo.
PUTS AN END TO IT ALL.
A grievous wail of times comes as a
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"What is that Crown ley boy going
to do?" "He's going Into the adver
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a good one at it." "Why-"?" "Hi"
mothef neer knew anything but what
she advertised It all ovr the town."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ASK FOR ALLEN'S FOOT EASE",
A POWDER
To shake into your shoes. It rests tho
feet. Makes walking ea?y. CureH
Co?d, Bunion?,, Iugrowtng ih.ii,
Swooien and Sweating feet,. At all
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accept any substitute. Sample r LLL.
Address, Allen . uimsiea,ivewy, 1. 1 .
Guest I want a good porterhouse
steak. Wa!tr Gents that order por
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deposit, sir. Hartford Ccr"iit.
THIS WILL INTEREST MOTH
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Giflie Did you ever actually know
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molehill? Spinks Well, the propri
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mer came very Dear doing it in his
prospectus. Puck.
A PERFECT PAINLESS PILL
is the one that will cleanse the system,
set tbe liver to action, remove the hi!e,
clear the complexion, cure headache
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The famous little pi 1 for doing ptich
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"He wasn't, but he was attorney for a
relative." Philadelphia Presi.
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