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SCOTLAND NECK, N. CM THURSDAY, APRIL 6, 1905.
NO 15
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I
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and very marked. Ask your
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formula and will explain.
"When 13 years old, for many months no
. nt t!ioui;tit I rouM live because of thin blood.
, nr !. a tew weeks, Ayer's Sarsaparilla com
plete;? restored me to health."
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rVr.ct'ce wherever their services are
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0 2 hours from 9 to 1 o'clock ; 2 to
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SCOTLAND NECK. N. C.
r)WA xlD L. TRAVIS,
accrue j and Counselor at Law,
HALIFAX, N. C.
I" .'Ijufj Loaned on Farm Lands.
At 70 of Heart Dis
ease Contracted
during Civil War
Veteran Grateful.
Dr. Miles' Heart Cure
Effected Cure.
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cart nissase is curable, but m people or
r ' v?." cfd r.g-e it does not readily lend itself
t. r iinar- treatment. There is, however,
: pe i-;r all sufferers ia Dr. Miles' Heart
f which v-e know from watching hun
'' " is of cases and from theiettersof grateful
f .borers, v.ill cure where all else has failed.
T: h tv t only a wonderful cure for weak and
' -.:.! heart--, but it is a blood tonic, a reg
' r r f t! e heart's action and the most
f : :' trt-2trrient ever formulated for im
i '-'y:'-vZ "ic circulation of the blood.
T'-jrir:? the Civil war I contracted heart
t - ' se, and in 1596, while living in the grand
''it v.n -,f Lexington, Vsl, I grew so much
" -. I left there with my wife to visit my
r -'r-in -law, Mrs. T. A. Kirby, at Roanoke,
.. Wiiiie I said nothing to anyone I never
c : ectcd to live to return to the dear old
t vri. Qa reaciiinjr Mrs. Kirby's she insisted
i ! " :.!(! try Dr. Mi.es' Heart Cure. I pro
c rv 1 a few bottles of it, al-o the Nervine
" ' n;c. After using- one or two bottles, I
t ' - i ics no improvement, and I despaired
t ? e ver being better, but my faithful wife in
on keeping it up, which I did. Im
I 'Avraent soon began in earnest and I took
' r. i f.fteen or s.xteen bottles. I was re
f r. 1 to perfect health and while I am 70
j ' olJ, I am comparatively a boy. You
s r. are a benefactor, and I cheerfully recora
n.r. i Dr. Miles' Heart Cure to suffering
manity. J. L, Slaughter, baiem, Va.
A;
Medical Co, Elkhart, Ind.
a! k Helps,
Livery
Buggies
Harness
Whips
Robes
Tarljoro, Norm Carolina.
Cored
A;! draggists sell and guarantee first bottle
Dr. Miles' Remedies. Send for free book
or, . rvous md Heart Diseases. Addres
Dr. Miles Medical Co. Elkhart. Ind.
Paint Your Buggy for 75c.
to $ 00 win Devoe's Gloss Carriage
I'-itU. It weighs 3 to 8 ozs, more to
tfi? r'ut than others, wears Ioager and
B'ves tdois equal to new work. Sold
b " E. T. Whitehead A Co.
F0lEY3iaE:iEYCuE3
I TOFF'S jEISURE JloUIS,
OBSERVATIONS OF
The Roxboro Courier evidently thinks that first Monday drinkers drink
less in a prohibition town than in a dispensary town. It speaks of the
Will Watch the
-.Difference.
first Mondays since the saloons closed. We will watch with interest what
effect the dispensary will have on the first Monday crowds hereafter. Per
sons can then make comparison, if there is room for any to be made."
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Elsewhere in this issue is a selection from the Elizabeth City Tar Heel
which gives account of an unusually bright and praiseworthy boy, and we
hope the
will read
That Young Foreman.
speaks of him as follows :
"That is a good sermon on tte 'youngeai and smallest newspaper fore
man in the United States, which we copy from th. Flizahath City Tar
Heel. He is a hoy tvho simply attends to his business ani ?et airing. He
attends to his bah bnca:iv-3 he wants to would riijsr do u tnan not.
We hazard the opinion that he was never a clock-server, and was never
afraid he would do his work so well or do so much of it that he would
earn more than his wages. Lawrence Homan, foreman of the Elizabeth
City Tar Heel linotype newspaper office, is a good example for lots of boys
not doing half so well."
t t t t
One does not have to go far to see boys loafing away their time rather
than being engaged in some helpful and wholesome employment. It mat-
Loafing Boys 'er8 D wnat tDe fiQanc'al or social standing,every
father is wise to give his boy some regular du
ties, some kind of employment. It is worth much to the boy and is a most
excellent example for others. In some respects it seems that the old time
idea of regular employment for boys has passed out. There never has been
conceived a truer saying than that :An idle brain is the devil's work-shop,"
and if fathers and mothers would have their boys trained in the best way,
they will give them work of some kind. To be sure, they ought not to be
treated as slaves, but it is well for every boy to meet stern duty ; and the
way to do it is to make out some duties and see that he meets them. One
some times feels that the go-easy plan of life is taking too strong a bold
upon the people of this time. Isn't life becoming too easy, anyway?
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It is surprising to note how much incorrect speaking one hears in ordi
nary conversation. One sometimes feels like saying that much of the time
Bad Grammar.
studies is wasted. This bad grammar that one hears is not confined to
those who have not had educational advantages. Many persons who have
had college training are woefully careless and negligent in the use of lan
guage. Perhaps more violence is done to good grammar in the improper
use of the parts of irregular verbs and the forms of contracted words than
in any other way. For instance, the form of the present tense of the verb
"sit" for the past tense is one of the commonest errors one bears. Two
ladies are in conversation about some other lady and something like this
is heard : "Why, Miss Blank was not at church yesterday." "Oh, yes she
was I know, for she sit just in front of me." Now why in tbe'name of
all that is reasonable will any one use the word "eit" in such a sentence in
preference to "sat"? This is only one of many words which are hacked
and battered up by careless conversation. In the contractions "don't" is used
a thousand times for "doesn't" and"aint"or aren't for isn't". The Common
wealth does not propose to run a grammar school, but Insists that as much
care ought to be used in ordinary speaking as in ordinary writing. And
now, carele:3 talker, suLpore you should find a doaen or two of these errors
in every coluoaa you re id in a newspaper, or e-.u or two on every
page you read in a book wiiat would you thiii of ft?
at
Mb. Richard H. Edmonds, of the Baltirrore Manufacturers' Record, re
cently wrote for the Youth's Companion the following about cotton :
"We are
steel interests
cotton King
The Future of Ameri
can Cotton.
has a right to dispute their claim to supremacy. Few have ever quite un
derstood or appreciated what it means for our Southern States to hold a
practical monopoly of the world's cotton production. Destroy corn and
you could find a substitute. Destroy wheat, and other grains would furn
ish bread for mankind. But cut short the South 's cotton crop by one
half, and the financial and commercial world would stagger. Cotton, the
South's crown of glory, is the one staple which enters into every civilized
life ; it is needed in the palace of the King as well as in the humblest but
of the peasant ; it is the glistening sail alike of the royal pleasure yacht
and the ship of commerce ; it is the basis of the greatest manufacturing in
dustry of the world, employing more than two billion dollars of capital,
and annually producing an equal amount of manufacture! goods, or $300,
000 000 more than the primary forms of manufactured iron and steel ; it is
the dominant power in commerce ; it brings to us from Europe an average
of one million dollars every day in the year. And yet how little do we
show our appreciation ot it. We gin it with the gin made by Whitney
more than a hundred years ago ; we compress with, machinery a century
old we waste its substance and destroy its vitality ; we even sell its test
seed' to the oil mills and plant the inferior. Then we wonder why its viril
ity has been weakened and its product les ened. But a better day is dawn
ing The ablest scientists are seeking to improve the quality of the seed and
the method of cultivation, and experts are working on better machinery to
gin and clean and compress cotton."
MR. KIRKSEY'S RECOMMEN
DATION. Mr. Kirksey writes :-I give a posi
tive guarantee with every box of y
dale's Stomach Tablets and Liver Irij
lets I sell, and have never been asked
to refund the money in a single ins
tance. I have used these tablets in
my family with Kile's
Kirusey, Morgan N. O. IgJJj.
Tablets are prepared by'
Remedy Company, Hickory,
Tho authorize every der ln their
preparations to g""?"66,',,
PASSING EVENTS.
matter as follows :
"We alluded to the fact a short time since
bow sober the people were who came to town on
boy readers of The Commonwealth
it carefully. The Gastonia Gazette
spent in the study of grammar, rhetoric and the
like is lost and the money expended on such
accustomed to count the iron and
as the greatest of all industries, but
Cotton it may justly be called
CHEATED DEATH.
Kidney trouble often ends fatally ,but
by choosing the right medicine, E. H.
Wolf, of Bear Grove, Iowa, cheated
death. He says : "Two years ago I had
Kidney Trouble.which caused megreit
pain, suffering and anxiety, but I took
Electric bitters, which effected a com
plete cure. I have also found them of
great benefit in general debility and
nerve trouble, and keep them constant
ly on hand, since, as I find they have
no equal." E. T. Whitehead & Co ,
druggists, guarantees them at 50c.
FOIEYSEOIIETTAa
Youngest and Smallest in the State.
Elizabeth City Tar Aeel.
A little man he is ouly sixteen and
not bigger than a minute but manly
in his ways, stepped into the editorial
office ot this paper Saturday and noti
fied the writer: "Mr. H you can
only have seventeen inches for your
'Glances' next week." That meant for
me to cut my coat according to my
cloth. This diminutive youngster.who
gave me the instructions about how
much space was left for my column, is
Master Lawrence Homan, foreman of
the newspaper composing room, auto
crat of the depar Insert over which he
holds sway. I want to make a little
sermon with him for a text.
Lawrence Homan is the youngest
and smallest newspaper foreman in the
United States. He came to the Tar
Heel office two years ago last October
as "devil." He was clean-up, galley
boy, messenger and later press boy, a:
.$1.25 per vsek. .Now he is foreman
and earns almott a r;nV ?fsy. Listen
to his duties : He bandies all the type
which is s-'sfc on the linotype; he
"makes up" the paper and sets all the
advertisements and corrects the proofs
after being read by the editor. He
does this all himself, and does it quick
ly, accurately and well. He is business
like, prompt, polite, sensible, and yet
when he gets out among his compan
ions he is a boy, through and through.
Ever sioce Lawrence began earning
a dollar, he began contributing his
wages to the support ot his home folks.
With his increased responsibilities and
salary be continues this practice. He
does not spnd his earnings for cigar
ettes or like harmful frivolities. Many
men have struggled all their lives aod
never accomplished as much as Law
rence woman, tie nas a trade now,
andknows it well. He is independent
now of the woll which in later years
would howl at his door if he bad spent
his youth carelessly.
There are boys, older than this one,
who are neither giving a good account
of themselves in school or out of it.
They are to be seen around tbe street
corners puffing at a e.gar or cigarette
stub, whenever opportunity affords
They will be men after awhile, and
will haye a living to make. They will
not be qualified.
,
LAST HOPE VANISHED.
When leading physicians said that
W. M. Smilhart, Pekin, la., had in
curable consumption his last hope va
nished ; but Dr. King s New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
kept him out of bis grave. He says:
This grea specific completely cured
me, and saved my life since then, I
have used it for over 10 years, and con
sider it a marvelous throat and lung
cure." Strictly scientific cure for Coughs
Sore Throat or Colds ; sure preventive
of Pneumonia. Guaranteed, 50c a"d
$1 00 bottles at E. T. Whitehead &
Co's. drug store. Trial bottles free:
"It was simply a question of veracity
between us," said tbe oldest inhabi
tant. "He said I was a liar, and I
said he was a liar." '-Huh !" rejoined
the village past-master. "That's the
first time I ever beard of either of you
telling the truth." Chicago Dally
News.
A DARFDEVIL RIDE
often ends in a md accident. To hs.
accidental injuries, nse Bucklen's A
nica Sa!v. "a deep wound in my
foot, from an accident," writes Theo
dore Schuele, of Columbus, O , "caused
me great pain. Physicians were help
less, but Bucklen's Arnica Salve quick
ly heated it." Soothes and heals burns
like magic. 2fc at E. T. Whitehead
& Co , druggist.
Mo trains "Just from Ireland are
you?'' asked Mrs. Hiram Offen, of tbe
applicant, "and were you trained across
the water?" "Shure, ye must know
betther nor that, ma'am," replied the
girl. "I was shipped across." Phil
adelphia Press.
A TRIED AND TRUE FRIEND.
One Minute Cough Cure contains
not an atom of any harmful drug, and
it has tern curisg Coughs, Colds,
Croup and vVhocping Cough so long
that it has proven itself to be a tried
and true friend to the many who use It.
Mrs. Gertrude E. Fenne, Marion, Ind.,
says: "Coughing and straining so
weakened me that I run down m
weight front- 148 to 92 pounds. After
trying a number of remedies to no
avail, One Minute Cough Cure entirely
cured me." Sold by E T. Whitehead
&Co.
She Had. He Betore proposing,
Miss er Gertie, I wish to know if you
have anything in the bank? She
Yes, Mr. Poorman, I have a sweetheart
there, and we are to be married next
week. Pick-Me-Up.
Keep your bowels regular by the
use ot Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. There is nothing bet
ter. For sale by all druggists.
Kodof Dyspepsia Ccio
mm
Are the Peculiar Ills Brought on by Catarrh
(Pe-ru-na is a Tonic Especially Adapted lo Their
Mrs. Louise West'orook, No. 9 East
Columbia St., Detroit, Mich., Secretary
nt the West Side Lotus Club, writes :
"For several years I suffered "ivith
leucorrlioea and painful menstruation,
which v. as followed by general debility,
until I was but a wreck of myself.
Thanks to Peruna I am a well woman
to-day." Louise Westbrook.
Miss Jessiemene "Westlarid, No. 767
Beaubien Ave., Detroit, Mich., District
Mistab Johnsing Can't yo' gib me
no hope, Liza? Miss Jackson J nee
and fo' all. Mi tab. Johnsing, I tells
yo' I won't be no man's cullud eupple-
ment. Pluck.
ZTHE RIGHT NAME IS DEWITT. !
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DeWiti's Witch Hazel Salve coJs(
soothes and heals cuts, burns, boils,
bruises piles and all skin disaases. K. 1 of rheumatism and sciatica are quick
E. Zickefoo-e, Adoipb, W. Va. says:) ly relieved by apyhing Chamberlain's
"My little daughter had white swelling
so bad that piece after piece of bone
worked out of her leg. DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve cured her." It is
the most wonderful healing salve in
j the -vi.rld. Bc-ware of counterfeits,
j doid by E. T. Whitehead & Go.
i I've been figuring'
on
of 'in aiHomocite
7 T
a; liife- git. ' .'-! COf', i t to !LT. ..irr.-i- j
tion. Puffer Mechanical or surgical ? I
Indianapolis Star.
MANY CHILDREN ARE SICKLY,
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders tor
Children, used by Mother Gray, a nurse
in Children's Home, New York, break
colds in 24 hours, cure feverishness,
headache, stomach troubles, teething
disorders, and destroy worms. At all
druggists, 25c. Sample mailed tree,
Address, Allen C.Olmsted, LeRoy, N .
"This awful extravagance of yours
most stop. You've saved absuliely
nothing for a rainy day !" "Oh, yes I
have, dear, I've saved a beautiful r iny-day-skirt
!" Harper's Bazar.
Everything you eat will taste good
and do good if you take Ring's nf
pepsia Tablets. Sold by E. T. White
bead & Co., Scotland Neck, and Leg
gett's drug store, Hobgood.
By an Outsider : "Valuable member
of society is he not?" "No ; really val
uable men have not time for society."
Houston Post.
A TWICE TOLD TALE.
We wish to repeat what we have
said once before in these columns that
Elliott's Emulsified Oil Liniment is
tbe best liniment ever produced for
use in tbe family and on animals.
Best for rheumatism, lameness, stiff
ness and soreness of joints or muscles.
Best for bruises, contusions, sprains
and swellings. You get a full half
pint for 25 cents and get your money
back if it does not do all it is recom
mended to do.
E. T. Whitehead & Co.
Recl Dyspepsia Ccro
TRY! P 6
1! CI)
! Deputy ot Detrt.H Independent Order of
Good Templars, writes as follows :
" Peruna lias been a blessing lo me
and gladly do I indorse it. I'or two
years I suffered with catarrh of the
jtomach. I lost flesh and grew thin a:ul
emaciated, nervous and exhausted, eo
that I could neither work or enjoy
life. I began taking Peruna and cau now
eat an.l enjoy everything I eat. I lir.vc
been, well over a year now." Miss
Jessiemene WestJaud.
"The man I marry will have to be a
man of brains." I see, dear, you have
set your mind cn being one of tbote
dreadful
bachelor girl s." Houston
( Post.
KUEUJIATIO fAlKS QUICKLY
RELIEVED.
; The excruciatiug paius characteristic
j Paiu Balm. The great pain relieving
' power cf the liniment has been te
surprise and delight of thousands of
, suffers. The quick leliei from pain
i which it affords is aloue worth manv
times its cost
For sale by all druggists.
I 1 le fast young man is ail right if he
tbe I la going in tbe right direction. Philc
find. ' delpina Record.
FOR A WEAK DIGESTION".
No med:c'ie can replace food but
Chamberhiiti's Stomach sad Liver
j Tablets v:i!l Lip nu to cget jour
It i:- rot the qu. ? Mty of food
; taken that gives suc n aid vigor t
the system, but the amount digested
and assimilated. If troubled with a
1 weak digestion, don't fail to give these
I Tablets a trial. Thousands have been
j benefited by their use. 1 bey only
cost a quarter. For sale by all drug
gists.
She I'm thinking of changing my
name, vv nat would you suggest 7 He
Mine. She All right Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
It Is difficult to cure a cotigb or Ire 3
yourself from tbe discomforts of a cold
unless you move tbe bowels. Bee Lax
ative Honey and Tar acts on tbe
bowels aud drives ail cold out of tbe
system. Then comes its soothing FORGET ABOUT YOUR STOMACH,
effect and strengthening influence uptn . . . . ,
the throat aud lungs For Croop, " four d,C8? ifl bad h
Whooping Cough, Colds, and all Lung orf&n of your body are not fed at d
aud Bronchial affections, no remedy ia nourished as they should be. lUey
equal to tbe original Lax-five Honey grow weak and invite disease. KodU
and Tar. Sold by E. T. Whitehead te , Dyspepsia Cure digests what you .,t,
Co , bcotland Necft, and Leggett's drug . cure ingestion and all stomach
store, Hobgood. j troubles. You forget you have a
m a w v .stomach from the very day you begin
a. 1. t v. -j a. , taking it. This is becau-e it gets a
Stella-Jack said 1 was the eternal re8t8recuperatefl .nd gradually Kr,.w
feminine. Eellt How mean of him BO strong aud healthy that it troubles
to refer to your age Brooklyn Life. you no more. E. L. Babe .ck, Am-
herst, Minn , says : "I have taki-n a
You can apply ManZan inside, right great many remedies for iudic-i:oii
where the pain is? It Is put up in , but have found nothing equal to
collapsable tubes with nozzle attach- j Kcdol Dyspepsia Cure." Kcdol
ment for introducing it. ManZan digests what jou enrt. cures Idiges
stops pain instantly and cures all kind J tion, Dvpepsii, Sour Stomach, Iielch
of blind, bleeding, itching and pre- Ing, Heartburn and all iStomicb
trading piles. Sold by E. T. White- Troubles. Its preparation is ti e temlt
head & Co., Scotland Neck, and Leg-
gett's drug store, Hobgood.
DolVltPo Gafvo
of the Pelvic Organs.1
Peculiar Diseases.)
Catarrh Is a very frequent cause oi
that class ot diseases popularly known
r.s fcmzlc ircakness. Catarrh of the
pelvic organs produces such a variety
at disagreeable and irritating symp'
toms that many people in fact, the
majority of people- have no Idea that
they ere caused by catarrh.
A great proportion of women havo
some catarrhal weakness which tins
been called by the various doctors rl:a
has consulted by as many different
names. These women have been
treated and have takenjtzedicir.es, with
no relief, simply because the remedies
crs not adapted to catarrh. It is thrc rgh
a mistaken notion as to the real nature
of the dlzcascs that these medicines
have been recommended to them.
if all the women who are suf ferity
with er.y form ot female week na: a
would write to Dr. Hartman, Co!'jm
bus, Ohio, and give itim a complete
description cf their symptoms and the
peculiarities of their troubles, he will
immediately reply, with complete di
rtciions for treatment, free of charge.
'ffea'th and Beauty," a bonk written
especially fsr women, sent free by
Dr. tlartman, Columbus, Ohio.
Miss Alir-o Dressier, of No. 1313 North
nryant Ave., Minneapolis, Minn., write
as follows concerning Peruna:
"I was Hiiffering from catarrh of tho
throat a:id head. One o" t:iy college
friends, who was visiting in, asked 'no
to try IVrtina and I did so and foi:iut it
all and more than I bad expected. It
not only cured ni of the catarrh, but
restored me to perfect health." Alice
Dressier.
Miss Mamie Oroth, Platleville, Vv'ls.,
writes:
"1 have for ievcrr.1 years FtilTcml
With frequent backache and would for
several days have ; p!: King ;;e: ;)-i; h s.
Several cf my friend. ni! vised T.i. U
t ::1; Vn::i:i am! I a.-'ke:! my physici.Mi
what bo thought e-f U. lie r o;n
mended it fl'id so I lock it and am
entirely without p:::;i of any kind now."
r.i'amie (Jro'.'i.
In a recent letter from No. 2 Orant
Ave., Denver, Col., Mrs. lua L. Oregory
writes:
"Some six years ago my husband suf
fered with rcrvous prostration, ami
advising with a friendly druggist h'i
brought home a bottle f I'eruna. Ilia
health was restored from its use, hid
appetite was increased and restful slecj
came to him." Ida I,. Gregory.
Miss Florence Murphy, No. i;7('.'J Second
Av.'., .Seattle, Wash., writes:
'l suffered for over a year with female
I roti hi?, and although I tried sever, t
pliys.l.'iajis none of them seemed to ! e
able to help me permanently.
" It only took a l:lt!o over three ixM t '.. t
of I'eruna to make me well and strong
I never have baekaehe,he:ul'U'heor bear
ing down pains a:iy moro." i'lorcnu
Murphy,
"Well, this is a put up job, all right '
paid the man, as he struggled under
his wife's direction to hang the pic
ture's on the parlor wall Somerville
Journal.
FRIGHTFUL SUFFERING RE
LIEVED. Suffering frightfully from the viru
lent poislons or undigested food, C
Grayson, of Lula, Miss , took l)t.
King's New Lile Pills, "with the re
sult," he writes, that I was cured." A l
stcmich end b wl disorders give way
to their tonic, laxative properties. 2"o
at E. T. Whitehead & Co's. drug store,
guarauteed.
Dasbaway I'm afraid I'll never gat
my ring back from that girl. Clever
ton Why, I thought she was a pencil.
Dasbaway She is c!iagstone vi-iiet; .
Judge.
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