$ ... .ucialCALC 1 . .....ctnitS Inconsiderate. A lady who com plained to her milkman of the quality of milk sold her received the following explanation: "You see, mum, they don't get enough grass feed this time o' year Why, them cows o' mine are just as sorry about it as I am. I often see 'en cryln'- regular cryin', mum because they feel as how their milk dop't do 'em credit. Don't you believe it, mum?" "Oh, yep, I believe it," responded the customer ; "but I wish in future you'd ree that they don't drop their tears into our can." llar- per's Weekly. Two Babies. If your Deafer cannot Supply You, Write Us. The original is always the best im itations are cheap. Bee's Laxative Honey and Tar is the original Laxative Couch Syrup. It is different from all others it is better than all others, because it cures all coughs and colds and leaves the system stronger than before. The letter B in red is on every package. Sold by E. T. Whitehead & Co., Scotland Neck, Leggett's drug etore, Hobgood. THS "LAZY" MICKOBE. A learned Professor claims to have discoveied that "Laziness" is caused by a germ. If the Eminent Doctor is right, Rydale'a Liver Tablets can right ly be termed Microbe Killers, because they remove that tlrsd, laiy, sluggish feeling that has usually been attribut ed to a torpid liver or constipated bowels. Bydale's Liver Tablets are guaranteed to cure constipation and all liver disorders. They are small com- I pressed chocolate coated tablets, easy to tsks, pleasant in effect. Reliable. An' dealer in our remedies will return your money if you are not satisfied with these tablets, 50 tablets 25 cts. E. T. Whitehead & Co. It is a pleasure to take Dr. Dade' Little Liver Pills and enjoy their tonic effect upon the liver. Sold by E. T. Whitehead &, Co., Scotland Neck, and Leggett's drug store, Hobgood. From Life. The home baby and the hotel baby met on the northeast corner of the park entrance. "I am surprised," said the hole baby, "to see the way you dress. Are you not aware that those loose gowns are no longer in vogue in the best cor- riders?" "Oh, I Just slipped this on, lounging aronnd." said the home baby. "Noth ing like being comfortable, you know. "I suppose," said the hotel baby "that you would never hesitate to sacrifice ecod form to comfort. With me, it's different. I have to maintain a certain standing. My mother, for example, never dares to go down to the table without her full complement of rings on. It is just as necessary that I should preserve the family appear auce.'' "Dear me," said the home , baby "How tiresome. Can't you sneak away at times down the coal hole, or out in the back alley and let your self loose?" "Never !" said the hotel baby with dignity. "Somebody is always watch ing me." "1 tell you what you do," said the home baby.; "you come home with me. The outside world cannot see us there, We'll kick up our heels and just have a real good time." The hotel baby drew himself up to his full height. "God will see us," he said, reproach fully, "and you know, you little un- regenerate heathen, that He doesn't approve any more oi people who live in homes." Ryd&le's Stomaxh Tablets. DYSPEPSIA INDIGESTION Causes belching, gas, or wind in the stomach, heartburn, sour stomach, etc Causes Cramps and pain in the stomach, sick stomach, etc Rydale's Stomach Tablets CtirC Ryc'i Stomach Tablets ; digest all kinds of food and prevent fer ; mentation, and the formation of gas and acid in the stomach. They never fail to cure indigestion. digest the food and rest the stomach. They stimulate, tone the digestive organs, ana cure dyspepsia, in its worst forms. When you want a pleasant laxative that is easy to take and certain to act, use Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. For sale by all druggists. One dose of Pineules taken at bed time will entirely relieve the most ob-; stinate case of backache before morn ing. Pineules is a certain cure for all kidney and bladder troubles. Bold by E. T Whitehead & Co., Scotland Neck, Leggett's-drug store, Hobgood. Indigestion and Dyspepsia. 'Ir- R- K. Jones, buyer for Parker & Bridget, whose large department stores are 1 Vtnbt. ami lenn. Ave.. Washington, D. C.. w rites its. under date of April 14th, 1904, as Last February, one year asro, while in New York on business for my firm, I caught a se i located at is follows: rnir fipm T . -i . . . 1 . t r. . ....I I lucniaiil menu tor sereral mvks. ami lxfMiig!niiiiiwnnc ai v,-l-;,...., ,.a .. n tho ra.iau Tl,..;. :.: V-.., - . . . ...j fujo.M.BV,!. 6 .... u.u. I. rir.iiuuuub urn mite or no tmi. as hit nnrvntA u-s w : ,.ri mr fiIJUi ityaaie sMomacii tablets cured me and I recommend them most heartilv to sufferers f rora nervous indigestion and a general run down condition of tiie svstein. Kydale's Stomach Tablets are "i" iuuvuii nui umanrai J III? RADICAL REMEDY COMPANY, Hickory, N.C. For sale by E. T. WHITEHEAD CO..' Scotland Aeck, N. C, Suclid was laying down the axiom that two parallel lines can neyer meet. "That doesn't matter." sniffed the financial magnate ;"you can merge em, . Herewith the mathematician sadiy turned to the multiplication table for consolation. ruck. Oat of Doors. Charlotte Perkins Gilman, in Cosmopolitan. Just to be out of doors ! So still ! So green ! With unbreatbed air, illimitable, clean, With soft, sweet ecent of happy growing things, The leaves' soft flutter, sound ol sud den wings, The far faint hills, the water wide be- '" tween. Breast of the great earth-motker ! Here we lean With no conventions bard to inter vene, Content) with the contentment nature brings, Just to be out of doors. And under all ol the I eel lug half lore-seen Of what this loyely world will come to mean To all of us when the uncounted strings Are keyed aright, and one clear music rings lu all our hearts. Joy universal, keen, Just to be out of doors. mm mm BUY IT NOW. Now is the time to buy Chamber lain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. It is certain to be needed sooner or later and when the time comes you will need it badly- you will need it quickly. Buy it now. It may save life. For sale by all druggists. Mrs. Benham "Do you know how lobsters are caught?" Benham ''Only one, my dear." Judge. The Kind You Mate Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years has borne the signature of and has-been made under his per- J7' sonal supervision since its Infancy. tCCiii Allnnrnn nnn To Iff iv von in 111 IS. All Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good" are but tkpei iniiits that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, lirops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep The Children's Panacea --The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS. Bears the Signature of A SURPRISE PARTY. A pleasant surprise party may be given to your stomach and liver by tatting a medicine which will relieve their p;.in and discomfort, viz : Dr King's New Life Pills. Thev are a moBt wonderful remedy, affording suie reuef ai d cure for headache, dizzinees and constipation. 25c at E. T. White head C- Co.'a drug store. Not a cent wanted unless you are cured. If yon are sick and ailmir take tionisrer'8 itocky Mountain Tea. A great blessing to the human family. Makr s you well keeps you well. 35 cents. Tea or Tablets. E. T. White head A Co., Scotland Neck, and John N. r own, Halifax. Kverything you eat will taste good v! do good if you take Ring's Dys- pepMa Tablets. Sold by E. T. White- e:d & Co., Scotland Neck, and leg- a. Mcdowell, pkksident. P. C. GREGORY, Vice-Pres. FRANK P. SHIELDS, Cashier W. R. BOND, Ass't Cashieh Beautify your complexion with little cost. If you wish a smooth, clear, ten's drug store, Hobgood. U UHUi-ll I VJ VUUipiGAtUU) XUBJ UUGOIkOj laughing eyes, take Holuster's Rocky Mountain Tea, greatest beautifier known. 35 cents. E. T. Whitehead & Co , Scotland Neck, and John Ns. I Brown, Halifax. flie MM Heel Mi SCOTLAND NECK. N. C. Nell Yes, the play is quite success ful. My friend, Miss Padden, made considerable money out of it. Belle Did she write it? Nell Godness! No She's a dressmaker and she made all the gowns for the leading lady. Phila delphia Ledger. Where are you sick? Headache, foul tongue, no appetite, Iact energy, nam in your stomach, constlnation. H a11t... T 1 HT m ... OLICITS THE ACCOUNTS OF BOTH INDIVIDUALS AND BUSINESS makeTou ZSF 3oc.E T. White- h?ad & Co., Scotland Neck, and John N. Brown, Halifax. FIRMS. 10 10 A. ESTABLISHED IN 1865. CHAS: M: WALSH Steam Ma aci Bruit WORKS, Sycamore St., Petersburg, Va. Monuments, Tombs, Cemetery Curb ing, Ac. -All work strictly first r 'class and at Lowest Prices. I ALSO FURNISH IRON FENCING, VASES, &C. Designs sent to any address free. In writing for them please give age of de eased and limit as to price. We Prepay Freight on all Work Compare our Work with that of our Competitors- J. Y. Savage, Agt, at Scotland Neck, N. G. Tryforliealth Lawyer for the defense ''Your Honor, my client wishes a little time." J udge Knox ''All right six years." Brooklyn Eagle. ! 222 South Peoria St., Chicago, III., Oct. 7, 1902. Eight months ago I was bo ill that I was compelled to lie or sit down nearly all the time. My stomach was so weak and upset that I could keep nothing on it and I vomited frequently. I could not urinate without great paia and I coughed so much that my throat and lungs were raw and sore. The doctors pro nounced it Bright 'a disease and others said it was consumption. It mattered little to me what they called it and I had eo de sire to live. A sister visited me from St. Louis and asked me if I had ever tried Wine cf Cardui. I told her I had hot and she bought a bottle. I believe that it saved my life. I believe many women could save much suffer ing if they but knew of its value. I MANY CHILDREN ARE SICKLY. The pills thst act as a tonic, and net hs a drastic purge, are DeWitt's Little Early Risers. They cure Headacbe, Constipation, Biliousness, etc. Early Risers are email, easy to take and easy to act a safe pill. Mack Hamilton, hotel clerk at Valley City, N. D., says : "Two bottles of these Famous Little Pills cured me of chronic constipa tion." Good for either children or adults W. H. Howell, Houston, Tex., ssys: '-For years I have used Little Early Riser Pills in my family. No better pill can be used for constipation, sick headache, etc., than these famous pills. Scores of testimonials prove their worth. Sold by E. T. Whitehead & Co. SEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY. ..SCHEDULE... The Kind You toe Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. VMS CENTAUR COMPANY. TT MURRAY STMCCT. NCW YORK CITY. 1 Seed I'rills ami Win-el Hoes combined. Single Wheel IIocs, Double Wheel Hoes, Cultivators, ilr.-ie Hoes, Sulky Cultivators. "Plan, t Jr." tin. 8 Horse ue & Cultivator ilii:str;:tL-il, is the must complete of its kind e'rr -d U t'no farmer. It i sLroiiKcr in (lesion ;itil tructi-Mi. The amount of work and variety of to vvlii.-ii it may he adapted will only be appre- i ana i i.ii izcu alter vsiuk one lur a season. 1 IrVXO'X ESCRiTtON Ffime-Kxtra lony and liih Ji;iru to !H.-n(i and slow to ciok- Shanks Hollow stccl and clam pin hot li stiles ot iranie, stren.uthentnjr each. Depth Regulated by wheel and runner. P"SS& Kioanslon B vie ver from BmW to 25 inches. froni and ptittinjjf to the crop. Set atall ancles -Wfe a ana are reversitne. .J Can lie removed ami -i" e:all stcc!3 put on. "Planet Jr." Catalogue Postnijc free to Jtnrone, r.lso our own illus trated catalogue. . Trade discount t J dealers on ail Planet Jr. goods. FULL LINE FRM TOOLS W SUFPUES Norfolk Farm Supply Co WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Address Care Dept. No. 9 41-51 Union St , Norfolk, Va. MONUMENTS AND GRAVESTGNE no 6 EE IXATiV MdDM andT. 1. 'ft 7 Or 1 The Original Laxativ: Syrup. Moves the Bowel 5 all cold out of the system . Croup, Whooping Cough, Bt Affections, Asthma a u d We - . Sold hy E. T. Whit. )m ... Scotland Neck, and i 4rugstor, Holdout. WE KEEP Oil HA.. BURIAL S i L. 'm::; OF ALL KIPS ill flit With Complete Undertakers Outfit HEARSE SERVICE AT ANY Day or night w niv to accoiuniodatr our i and tlio Pulilic (Jcir M. Hoffman & B- Scotland Neck. ' Tour PllOtOFf; BEST Will: V J N T II E A i I ! F i X K L I c: ? : l - and t5i'i.::.vni! E F F E C 1 S Work Done Proi AND ALL G UAL A . Uest equipped tJalkry :i. Carolina. S. 21. AZ.X.1IY . Tarboro, - - Xc h t rMer.tion ;.hln 1 " f II II n 1 r . . . Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for APR. lli, 1905. Children, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's Home, New York, break colds in 24 hours, cure feyerisbness, headache, stomach troubles, teething disorders, ani destroy worms. At all druggists. 25c. Sample mailed lree. Address, Allen U. Olmsted, LeRoy, N.Y DIRECT LINE To Principal Cities North South and Southwest. KILL the COUGH AND CURE the LUNCfi " Dr. King's oiv Oiscovory rONSUMPTION OUGHS and iOLOS Price 50c &$1.00 Free Trial. Don't you want freedom from pain? Take Wine of Cardui and make one supreme effort to be well. You do not need to be a weak, helpless sufferer. You can have a woman's health and do a woman's -work in life. Why not secure a bottle of Wine of Cardui from your druggist today? 1 Barest and Quickest Core for all THKOAT and XTJNO TROTJB- MdSOf or BACK. Kodol Dyspepsia Curo "oat von mat- Executor's Notice. Haying qualified as executor of the last Will and Testament of the late W. A, Dunn, deceased, this is to notify all persons having claims against the estate of the said decease to Dresent them to me or my attorney. Albion Dunn, on or before the 1st day of July, 19U6, or this notice will be plead in bar of their recovery. AH persons indebted to said estate will come in and make immediate payment. This June 27th, 1903. Noah Biggs, Executor. 6-29-6t NOKXHBOUSD : Lv Tampa Lv Jacksonville Lv Savannah Lv Columbia' Ar Hamlet 8:30 a. m. 7:so p. m. 12:10 a. m. 5:30 a. m. 8:35 a. m. 8:00 p. m. 9:00 a. m. 1:10 p. m. 6:45 p. m, 10:10 p. m. Ly Atlanta Lv Charlotte Lv Monroe Lv Wadesboro Ar Hamlet 8:00 p. m. 5:01 a. m. 5:40 a. in. 6:24 a. m. 7:10 a. m. 12:00110011 7:23 P. n. 8:3a P. n, 9:18 p. m. io:oo p. m. Lv Hamlet -2;A?.a:.m;.?:5 a-m- 10:30 p. m. 1..V Kaieigh 11:00 a. m. 11:45 a, m, Ar Norhna 1:15 p. m. U3S p. m. Ar Weldon a:5o p. m. Ar Portsmouth 5:30 p. m. 1:30 a. m. 3:21 a. m. 4:50 a. n. 7:50 a. m. Lv Portsmouth l.v vveiaon Ar Raleigh nr iiamiet SOUTHBOUND : 9:25 a. m. 11:55 a. m. 1:40 p. m. (3:50 P- n 7:30 p. m. 9:00 p, m. 12:05 a. m. 1:22 a. m. 3:40 a. m. 7:15 a. m. c Bear tin Signatnro rThe Kind Yob Haw Always Bought Pinesalye acts like a poultice". Best thing in the world for boils, burns, craefced hands, tetter, etc. Sold by E. T. Whitehead & Co., Scotland Neck, nd Leggett's drug store, Hobgood. Lv Hamlet Ar Wilmington At Monroe Ar Chailotte Ar Atlanta ' 10:15 p. m, H55P- n 10 45 p. m. 7 40 a. m. 7:35 a. m. 12 -.45 a.m 9 10 a. m. 10 08 a. m. 3 55P.ni- WE PAY THE FREIGHT, AND GUARANTEE SAFE DELIVERY LARGEST STOCK IN THE SOUTH Illustrated Catalogue Free. THE COUPER MARBLE WORKS (Established 1848.) 15H, 161 and 163 Bank fctrni. NOI.FOLK. VA. Undertakers Supplies Full and Complete li. !'.. . - s j jm r "XL'S 0000000000000 0000000000000 o Lv Hamlet Ar"Columbia Ar Savannah Ar Jacksonville Ar Tampa 10 10 p. tn. 12 20 a m. 4 40 a. m. 8 55 a. m. 6 35 P- m. 7 35 a. m. 9 55 a. m. 2 25 p.m. 7 00 p. m. 7 35 a. ni o o o o o o o o o o o o o The Sable Mason and Hamlin Pianos and Organs. oniPY Fine Conover X lanos. SHOO FLY Between Weldon and Raleigh. j Lv Weldon 6 00 a. m. Ar Raleigh io 15 a. m. Lv Raleigh Ar Weldon 5 45 P- m. 8 30 p. m. A trains carry Pullman Drawing Room Sleep ing Cars. Dining Cars and Vestibule Coaches. For information regardius rates, schedule or any timetables address, Ticket Agents, or C. H. GATTIS, T. P. A, Raleigh, - - Noi.th Carolina g ielLMcalInruments sola " " a.sy mstaUments. Address iniuiii(.s and ordereto" E. L. DAWSON, Washiugto,,, . . . . p NNNN a a a vn.i ji 1 ij; 1. vwwwwwuuuoooo OOOOOOOOOOOOO CouB!ts, colds and Cro t Eapy ISOrs Th tamou litue pills. 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We also hiivc ,-i icu i fnrnisliod vuoiiin ' trons. 347 Main Street, Xor RED TO THE MERCHANT : If you haven't Red Meat Tobacco in stock, write the fectorv i.. .. ni - mod TO THE CONSUMER: We give you our absolute guarantee that each 10c plus of Rah vr made of better tobacco and contains more good solid Tiuicv ? ity than any other 10c plug of anv weight ofTgqual- 'Write Elaine and address plainly K jlciory TO ANY CHEWER of tobacco who will cut out arid mail us this advertisement, we wfllmaahim a card which win we will supply you direct stifle bim to one Sc cat of feed mr . , , - ma oraTvi r SEatany store m-- Manufactured Only t-y Hert-Seale!i Co. Winston-S.ile.ii N C 1 1 Vt V.'f 1 .-.