St. s7 i r ADVERTISING IS TO BUSINESS WHAT STEAM IS TO MACHINERY That Great Propelling Power. If You Are a Hustler YOU W ILL Advertise .... YOUR .... Busmelss Send in Your Ad. Now. XHJ WaTT TT k Jo E. E . HILLIARD, Editor and Proprietor. "EXCELSIOR" IS OUR MOTTO. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE $i oo VOL. XXII, ScwScries-Vol. 9. (6-18) SCOTLAND NECK, N. C, THURSDAY, , AUGUST 2, 1906. NO! 31 Commonweal- TRINITY COLLEGE Four Departments Collegiate, Graduate, Engineering and Law. Largo library facilities. Well equipped laboratories in all de partments of science. Gymnas ium furnished with best appara tus. Expenses very moderate. Aid for worthy students. Young Alien wishing to Study Law should investigate the su perior advantages offered by the Department of Law In Trinity College. For catalogue and further in formation, address, D. W. Newsom, Registrar, DURHAM, N. C. 6-2i-8t DO YOU WANT A. POSITION? A Young Men-and Womez JJJ nave j36eu educated at this School since its establishment nine years ago, and we offer $1,000 to any graduate who has not received a position. What we have done for others wecan do for you ! Write to day for our catalogue and for particu lars regarding first Five Scholarships issued in each countv. SOUTHERN J. M. RESSLER, Nosfjlk, Va. President PROFESSIONAL. O. F. SMITH, M. O. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. SCOTLAND NECK, N. C. Office Formerly Occupied by Dr. Massed. ILL II. JOSEY, GENERAL INSURANCE AND AGENT, Scotland Neck, N. 0. OR. J. P. WIMBERLKi, OFFICE B3ICK HOTETr SCOTLAND NECK, N. C. W A. .A" ALBION DUNN, I ATTORN EYS-AT-LAW, Scotland Neck, N. C. Practice wherever their services are required. m W. MIXON, Refeactinq Optician, Watch-Makes, Jeweler, Engbavek Scotland Neck, N. C. ft. A. C. LIVERMON, Dentist. OFFiCE-Over New Whithead Building OUce hours from 9 to 1 o'clock ; 2 to 5 o'clock, p. m. SCOTLAND NECK, N. C. D WARD L. TEA Attorney and Counselor at Law, HALIFAX, N. C. 'Money Loaned on Farm Lands. The first Turkish bath in London under municipal control was opened recently. The cost of a bath is fifty cents. GALVESTON'S SEA WALL makes life cow as safe in that city a. on the higher upland. E, W. Goodloe. who resides on Dutton St., in Waco, Tex , needs no sea wall far safety. He writes : "I have us?d Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption the past fne years and it keeps me well and 8fe. Before that time I had a cough which for years had been growing worse. Now it's gone." Cures chronic Coughs, LaGrippe, Croup, Whooping Cough and prevents - Pneumonia Pleasant to take. Every botlle guar anteed at E. T. Whitehead fe Co.'s drug store. Price 50,3 and $100. Trial bottle free. "I am very fond of muiic." "Would you like to have me play for you?" " "I said I was fond of music." Old maids would be scarce and bard to find, Could they be made to see, How grace and beauty 'a combined By using Rocky Mountain Tea. E. T. Whitehead dVCo. An expert manicurist Rays that the manicure habit will cure children of the stubborn habit of biting their nails. Scrub yourself daily, you're not clean inside. Clean insides means clean stomach, bowels, blood, liver, clean, healthy tissue In every organ. Moral : Take Hullister's Rocky Moun tain Tea. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. E. T. Whitehead & Co. DITOr'S JEISURE JJoUiS, OBSERVATIONS OF The world just some how has regard to the words and maxims of one who lives a long time, learns a great deal or accumulates much money. Russell Sago's Vacation come eyen mora engaging than if he had been noted for only one of the others. Buch a man was the late Russell Sage. He lived to be about ninety years o'd, wa3 in many things a wise man, and we believe he has be3n called the largest money lender In the wor'.d. One of his ideas about work and business was that love of one's work and an oven temper about it Is all the vacation needed. He began work when he was quite a young boy and there is no record, so tar as we know, that he rested until he was quite bid. He was accustomed to think and say that an employer ought not to have to give bis employe two weeks time to rest, with full pay, every year In order to keep him. He asked what would the employe think if his employer should say," You must work two weeks for nothing or I can't give you a job next year." The rule, he thought, ought to work both ways. And so perhaps many who clamor for a vacation would do just as well without it If they could leatn to love thoir work and do it without worry, as the great master financier did. tut.' It becomes more and more certain that the medica 1 and scientific world lay great stress on the fact that typhoid fever is largely a result of infected The llousd Fly and Milk sible for most people to keep it pure and clean ; but the house-fly who can dodge? He creeps and climbs into all kinds of places and at once pays a visit to your face, confining his perambulations to your nose and mouth so that you may get the benefit of his loathsome infection. Into the kitchen they swarm where they can spread their infection into all the food that' is being prepared for the family, and the cook seems powerless to keep thtm out. One of the most effective means of keeping the 11 from the trays, dishes, pots and baking pans, and from the food after It has baen placed upon the dining table, is a good strong screen in each door to such room. And yet the average cook does not take to screens. They are inconvenient and troublesome, and while there Is no case of fever in the hous3 or immediate neighborhood there seems no yery great necessity for keeping the screen door closed. Too much care can not be taken against these means of spreading typhoid fever, for few diseases are more to be dreaded. Perhaps after so long a time there will b9 some way found to manage the hoim-fly against typhoid fever as the" mosquito "is now hedged against carrying yellow fever. The Mandfacckeks' Record, published in Baltimore, reosntly printed a number of letters from Initling mills throughout the South concerning General Labor Con part of such laborers. The response from the Weldou Manufacturing Com pany w as as follows : "The industry is feeling severely-the scarcity of labor, and cannot increase to appreciable extent until there is more labor available. Our plant would surely haye been double its size but for this lack of help." The reply of the Enfield Knitting Mills said : "The great est problem of this industry to-day is the want of good steady and reliable labor. The labor of the South will not work steady. What we need Is a good class of Immigrants," And these conditions are not peculiar to knit ting mill labor. It is true of almost all krfids of labor. There seems to be a restlessness and an unreliablenes3 In labor that is a postive hendrance to almost any kind of industry that men engage in here. You cannot count on the constant, year-Iu and year-out service of laborers unless you have them under binding contract to that effect. Many a m inufacturing enterprise Is crlpplod because the laborers are unreliable and will not stick to their jobs. Many a farmer loses a part of his crop because some laborer takes a notion to leave him in the nick of time. It is indeed a vexed ques tion, .and thus far no one has arnen who can lead the employing world out o! the difficulty. tut The efltor of the Windsor Ledger has rccantly visited New England, and gives some interesting impressions of that section and its energetic people. there are and fewer University Graduates in Overalls. thought, S3V8 our ne'ghbor editor, aud young men do( not think that an education exempts them from toil aud labor. He says that he visited a duck farm conducted by two graduate?, one from Harvard and the other from Princeton. These duck farmer graduates from the University dfd not do their work from the parlor or the office or in the latest cut, creased trousers, but were in overalls themselves hard at work making money. He saw another young man, the valedictorian and honor man of his class, who went to work on the first Monday after his arrival from college driving a baker's cart around the city. We are glad that the editor of the Ledger made these observations and has given them to his readers as he has. It goetf'to emphasize what a great many people in the South do not appreci ate ; namely, that too many young people spurn work just because it is - work. Many a young man and young woman will make great exertion in bodily exercise in fun and frolic who spurn the same amount of exercise at any kind of labor, simply because it Is labor. We do not wish to be un derstood as saying anything again .t frolic and fun they ara natural out- - lets for the spirits of ihe young; but what we refer to is the inconsistency In som9 who would really be ashamed to be found at real work. There is a danger with many young people of thinking too much of pleasure an! too lightly of the real important interests of life. But the" examples of the Harvard and Princeton graduates at wort In overalls is- one worthy tha emulation of many other young men of the -country. ' When applied and covered with a hot cloth Pinesalve acts like a poultice. Best for burns, bruises, -boile, eczema, skin diseases, etc. E. T. Whitehead & Co., Scotland Neck Leggett's drug store, Hobgood. - PASSING EVENTS. And when one individual attains unto all three his life's principles of thought and action be milk or disease germS carried by the common house fly. "As o the milk it would 83em pos the labor conditions which prevail with that in dustry. The letters show an unsettled condi tion of labor and a restless disposition on the He says everybody np there works no idlers and no illiterates, few fools lazy people. Education is the first Any one suffering from Kid: py pains, backache, bladder trouble (r rheumatism who will take a dose of Pine-ules upon retiring at night will be relieved before morning. "tiSSIT Early Elisors ;r The famou little pills. RUSSIA IS A RIVAL. COMPETITOR OF AMERICA. IN INDIA OIL FIELDS. Advantage Lies with Our Producers in Advanced Methods of Re finement, Transpor tation, Etc. The illuminating oil trade of British India is at present almost exclusively controlled by Russia. Of the 22,500,000 gallons of kerosene oil imported into Bombay during the fiscal year 1904-05 the czar's empire was credited with more than 17,000,000 gallons, valued at nearly 2,000,000. This oil, however, is not the highest quality, of illuminating fluid, states the New - York Tribune. Russia has never been able to meet the United States in competition for the higher grades of oil, but for ome years she has practically controlled the mar ket of British Indian in low grade and low priced oils. . For these oils, however, other com petitors haVe appeared in the market, which threaten to take away ultimate ly her preseht supremacy. Dutch Bor neo has within the last three years in creased the volume of her export of kerosene to Bombay from 500,000 to 3, 500,000 gallons. Burma oil also shows a remarkable advance, and its first shipment to Bom bay was recorded last year. Being a part of British India, politically, Bur ma imports her oil into Bombay duty free, which, of course, gh her a great advantage over the RussUn producer. " The American producers of kerosene have lately been devoting considerable attention to the importation of Russian oil into Bombay. It is i-lieved that with advanced methods of refinement, system of bulk transportation and im mense installations the United States will be able to meet successfully the competition, not only of Russia, but of Borneo and Burma, in the kerosene markets of India. Tiie Russian oil sent to India Is pro duced near Baku, on the western shore of the Caspian sea. From there it is carried across Trans-Caucasia, some 500 miles, to the port of Batoum, on the Black Sea, on tank cars, holding ten tons each, like those which were used in the Pennsylvania oil fields over 30 years ago. The cost of railway freight is 56.50 a ton. At Batoum the oil is loaded on oil steamers, which transport it across the Black sea, through the Bosporus and Dardenelles, down the Aegean sea, across the Mediterranean," through the Suez canal, through the Red sea and the Arabian sea to Bombay, the dis tance traversed being some 6,000 miles, although Bombay is only about 2,000 miles in a straight line from Baku, the point of departure. It is thought by the producers of the United States that in their facilities for transportation they have an ad vantage which will enable them easily to wrest from Russia the predominance which she has held in the oil trade of British India. Russia, herself, how ever, is doing a good deal to lessen the" costs of transportation, and this must be taken Into account in forming plans of action In the contest. A pipe line to unite the wells at Baku with the port of Batoum has been completed, and this cannot fail to have an important and far reaching e"ect on the Russian oil industry. The length of the line Is 570 miles. It crosses the watershed of the province, and will carry crude oil from Baku to be distilled and shipped at Batoum. The total capacity of the tanks and pipes of the line is, roughly speaking, 112,507 tons. The saving in freight by the pipe line is estimated to be equal to one-half of the old car freight, which will prove an important factor in the competition to hold the oil mar kets of British India. The Increase of exports is estimated to amount to more than 500,000 tons a year, and it is calculated that as the result of the construction of the new pipe line a lessening of the cost of oil to the consumer can be made of about two cents a gallon. The American producers must . be able to meet this reduction, and, possibly, increase it, if it is to secure the rigch field now being worked by Russia. Shipments of American Tea. This year 12,000 pounds of choice tea will be shipped from what is at present the only tea farm in the western hemis phere. The farm Is at Somerville, S. C. In the face of difficulties that at times seemed insurmountable, but, on the other hand, with the kindly assistance of the United States government, the Somerville tea farm has grown to a point where it can offer serious com petition with the best grades of tea shipped from China, India, Formosa or Java. But, above all, it has been dem onstrated that, barring the question of labor, the finest tea can be successfully grown at home, and there is nothing that gladdens the heart of an American more than the . discovery that he can enter into competition in a field hitherto de nied him. Technical World. - There Are Others. "Why do you always" tell that story about how you used to drive the cows to pasture whenever we have company to dinner? I don't want people to know that I got the pails ready for you!" said Mrs. Wouldbeswell. "Oh, what -do you care?" said . her husband. "In these days of rubber gloves you can't tell who's doing her own dish washing." Detroit Free Press. Wrong Place. ; Pa Twaddles Why are you spanking Tommy? Ma Twaddles He needs a lesson, and I'm Impressing it on his mind. "Well, you've got a queer idea as to where the lad's mind is situated." Chi cago Journal. - T. Waiting works wonders ll you work while youwan, ; ; , ; -.." SCIENCE AND THE MEDIUMS Facts Once Held to Be Miracles, But Conceded by Modern Thought. Spiritualism is the successor of the mediaeval occultism and of the older magic. To-day science, without accept ing its manifestations, studies them; and in these troubled waters almost all the facts upon which the new meta physics is founded have been fished up. Like magnetism, says Vance Thomp son In Everybody's, it has drawn the attention of physicians to the phenom ena of induced sleep and has given many of the date for the study Of hypnosis and suggestion. The mediums, who bcliave, like the ancient pytho nesses, that they are possessed by foreign spirits, have served for the study of the change of personality and telepathy. And it has shown that the prodielos, diabolic and divine, record ed in all early religions were not so fabulous '&b the critical fancied. At nil events science" admits that there is a ' force call it psychic as Crookes does, neuric with Baretz, vital with Baraduc, or the odic force of Rekhenbrach a force which can be measured and described, which leaves Its mark on the photographic plats, which emanates from every living be ing, which acts at a distance, which save3 or destroys. Plato knew It. Great wizards like Cardan made use of It. The charitans like Cagliostro blundered upon it. The scientists have the last word. What definite facts has science ac quired? The change of personality; that is classic now. The evidence for telepathy Is Indubitable. That may eem a bold statement; it is a com monplace for those who are in touch with the latest experiments of the metaphysic clinics. Only a few years ago before Pasteur came it would have been deemed sheer idiocy to talk af studying typhoid fever or cholera or erysipelas In a laboratory. Telepathy is an acquired certainty as much as Harvey's theory of the circulation of the blood, which three acedemies of physicians declared impossible. And the explanation of the strange phenomena: Are they hints and in stigations from another world the in tervention of spirits of the dead.,, of angels xr demons? This is the opin ion held by almost all the sects of the Dccult, those who worship in the hun dred and one little religions of mysti cism. Science does not go quite so far. It declares: 1. There exist In nature certain un known forces capable of acting on matter. - (This covers all the objective phe nomena of metaphysics, such as the transport of bodies from one place to another, luminosity, etc.) 2. We possess other means of know ing than those of reason or the senses. (This applies to the subjective phe nomena of metaphysics, including tele pathy, second sight, clairvoyance.) GENESIS OF SALLY LUNN. This Was a Toothsome Delitfacy Popular a Century or More Ago. How many of our readers know the excellences of a Sally Lunn? The world whirls round so fast t,hat it is possible not one in a hundred could tell what a Sally Lunn is, says London Modern Society. The genesis of this toothsome delicacy is to be found in Edinburgh society a hundred years ago. It was before railways had made London the capital of Britain. in the days when Scotch peers and gentlemen had their town houses in Edinburgh and when Edinburgh could offer soci ety second to none in distinction and chic. It was when the new regiment of Fencibles, raised by Lord Breadalbane at the end of tha eighteenth century, was turning the heads of Edinburgh belles that the custom of giving tea parties became the fashion. Prince Leopold, widower of Princess Char lotte of Wales, loitered in Edinburgh on his way south from a visit to Tay mouth castle, and many of the princi pal hostesses of the city fought for the honor of entertaining him to tea. Miss Sarah Lowndes, "a lady of 'the first fashion," then Invented tho cake called afterward by her name, "Sally Lowndes," a name which slipped easily into the "Sally Lunn" known to this day to north country pastry cooks. Soon afterward Miss Sally married and a daughter of hers became the wife of Maj. Dallas-Yorke of Walmsgate, York shire, the mother of the present duch ess of Portland. We have never in quired if the ducal tea tables at Wel beck or at Grosvenor square are fur nished with the excellent and fluffy dainty so nearly linked with the an cestress of her grace. Busy Young King. Alfonso, the young king of Spain, leads a busy life, made up of work, and study, and sport such a life as any young man might lead. And this is what has endeared him to his peo ple. In no monarchy was the king's majesty more hedged about with cere mony. The young king has broken it all down. His ancestors gloomed behind the curtained windows of the palace. He has gone to . the people. He la part of the national life. And his frank and boyish good fellowship has done more to make the monarchy safe than "all the king' horses and all the king's men." - Notorious Name. In the early part of the last century a firm of contractors named Jerry Bros, carried on business in Liverpool, and earned an .unpleasant notoriety by putting up rapidly-built, showy but ill constructed houses, so that their name, eventually became general for such builders and such work in all parts of the world. Law rules the law unto Itself, woild but love is a PRESERVING POLES. MEANS OF SEASONING TELE GRAPH WIRE SUPPORTS. Economy in tho Use of a Product Which Is in Great Demand and Rapidly Run ning Out. With the life of telephone and tele graph poles at its present limit, the 800,000 miles of existing lines, requir ing 32,000,000 poles, must be renewed approximately four times before trees suitable to take their place can grow. A pole lasts in service about 12 years, on the average, but is made from a tree about CO years old. In other words, to maintain a continuous sup ply five times as many trees must be growing in the forest as there are poles n use, The severity of this drain upon forest resources by the telephone an di telegraph companies is obvious enough. Just as in the case of railroad ties, the question of pole supply has thrust itself into promi nence. To lengthen the life of poles, and in this way to moderate demand and conserve future supplies," has" be come an important matter, affecting the public as well as private Interests. Since 1902 the forest service has been making a thorough study of the pres ervation treatment of poles and of the value of the seasoning in relation to treatment. In this work its first ob ject has been, as in its studies of cross ties and construction timbers, to make the timber last as long as possible, so as to check the annual demand for re newal and thus lessen so far as pos sible the drain upon the forest. Cooperating- with telephone and tele graph companies, railroads, lumber companies, and individuals, it has urged forward a series of experiments covering all phases of the problem, from the question of the best season for cutting, through subsequent stages of handling, to the final setting of the pole. Some of the most important re sults obtained deal with the seasoning process. Seasoning was studied in the ur3t place to determine the rate at which poles become air dry, that Is, lose as much moisture as they will part with through evaporation in the open air. The time of cutting was also carefully considered. Experiment proved that poles cut in winter dry more regularly than those cut at other seasons, and also show a greater loss in moisture at the end of six months' seasoning. The advantages of winter cutting are, therefore, even drying, with a mini mum liability to check, and light weight an obvious advantage for shipment by freight. Spring or sum mer cutting secures a more rapid loss of moisture at first, owing to the tem perature, but only for three of four months. At the end of from six to eight months spring and summer cat poles are found to have dried only three-quarters as much ' as winter-cut poles. Spring and summer cutting, however, would result in saving In freight and increased durability if the poles are to be shipped and used with in three or four mouths after cutting. The second point to be determined was the degree of shrinkage In cir cumference during air seasoning. This was found to be very Blight, averaging but little over 0.5 per cent, at the butt and 0.6 per cent, at the top. The rap id shrinkage of wood does not begin until the percentage of moisture Is re duced lower than is possible in the case of telephone and telegraph poles in out-of-door seasoning. The effect of soaking in water upon the rate of seasoning wa3 the third of the problems dealt with. The experi ments 'substantiate the common opin ion that poles soaked from two to four weeks subsequently season at a ma terially Increased rate. Finally, it was found that checking in the course of seasoning is not seri ous when poles have been carefully cut. Rapid-grown timber, however, when so carelessly cut as to leave jag ged ends, was found to split badly at the butt and at the top. This is doubt less merely the widening of cracks started when the stick partially broke off instead of being cut clear through. Just how much thorough seasoning will add to the life of poles can not be told until the actual tests are made In service. The poles upon which the tests are being made have been set In a line where their behavior can be compared with that of unseasoned poles, and will be closely watched. Up on a large number of the seasoned poles a test was also made to show the value of various preservative treat ments, "which is expected to throw ad ditional light on the subject of dur ability. Cook's Perquisites. E. Z. Grossr the mayor of Harrisburg, was condemning the fees and unfair perquisites which swell unduly the sala ries of many unimportant officeholders, "Fees and perquisites,"he said, "tend to cause unjust dealings. Even In the kitchen this is so. "A butcher told me the other day that a young woman, the cook in a prominent family hereabouts, came into his shop and said: " 'Gimme a fine large roast o' beef with plenty o' bones.' ',' 'Plenty of bones?' said the butcher in amazement. " 'Yes,' answered the young woman. 'Bones is my perquisite.' " Milwaukee Sentinel. . . Muscular. . "Yes, Harker married a physical cul ture girl." "Did eh? Is she a better. housekeeper than other girls?" "I should say so. She can take the toughest steak and pound on It until it Is as tender as quail." Chicago Tribune. No man 1? as good or m had s he is said to be. ', THE BOY AND THE JUDGE Typical Instance of a Denver Ju dicial Celebrity's Treatment 1 of Youth. Seven years ago, before there was such a thing as a Juvenile court, a boy of nine was arrested in Denver for burglary. He was brought into tho criminal court, tried as a burglar, and sent to Jail. He served a term of year3. during which he learned thoroughly tho trade which he had been accused of ply ing. When he was released, write Frances Maule Bjorkman, in the Amer ican Monthly Review of Reviews, ha began to practice in earnest. He wa rearrested, recommitted, and, after u second term, turned loose again, a moro accomplished burglar thani before. A few months ago he was shot at by tho Denver police in an attempt to escape a third arrest. He was captured and brought Into the Juvenile court, still a mere child that ought to have been go ing to school. i - Judge "Ben" B. LIndsey, who presides over the tribunal, was confronted by a. bold, hardened and unnaturally sharp young expert in crime who had mysti fied the police by. telling half a dozen different stories. Judge LIndsey began by telling the boy that he didn't believe him to be half as "tough a kid" as the police had made him out, and that h would not be "sent up" If he was "6quar with the court" and made a clean breast of his trouble with the "cops." This new treatment got from the boy his real story. He had been led into his first offense by a desire for a knife with which to make a kite. His father' re fused to get him one, and he broke into a barber shop and took a razor. Ac cording to the letter of the criminal law, the boy had committed a burglary. As there was no "juvenile" law at Ihe tim?, he was dealt with as a professional housebreaker. Asked about his first trial, he said to Judge LIndsey: "Aw, de guy wld de whiskers, wot sat up on de high bench locked over at do 'cop,' and de 'cop,' iie cays: 'DIs is ;i very bad kid; he broke into SniltHV barber shop and took a rr ?or, and he ad mits it, yer honor. Den de gny on do high bench sends mo up widout glvln me a chanct to say a wold." - Thus, the boy was well started on a criminal career before he was ten years old. Fortunately, he fell into the hands of the Denver juvenile court, which had been established in the Interval between his second and third arrest, while he was still able to "pull up." Instead of telling him that he was a bad boy and sending him to Jail Rgain. Judge LInd sey told him that he was a "bully fel low" and set him free no probation To-day that boy is still going uphill as fast as he was going downhill before. NOT. A REAL SAFE PLACE. There Appeared to Be Too Many Op portunities for Getting In to Trouble. When Mr. Trent decided to buy al home In the south In which he and his family could spend the spring months during which they had found New England winds and weather to be try ing, he took a Journey of investigation, relates Youth's Companion. Mr. Trent was accustomed to be treated as if his society were eminent ly desirable, and It was therefore with a friendly and engaging smile that ho addressed a melancholy person who was lounging on the piazza of the ho tel at his first southern stopping place. "I'm thinking of buying a place down here," snld Mr. Trent, In a half-confidential tone. "Now what part "of the country would you particularly recom mend? The landlord tells mo you've lived south for many years." "Yes,, I've lived south a long Biiell," admitted the melancholy man", "though I was raised north, and I'm willing to say right here and now that you couldn't find a more favorable nor ai lovelier spot in this whole state, sir, than this very town. I have lived here for five years, and if I'd had anything like a fair show I should have enjoyed every minute of the time." "You haven't had a fair show?" asked the New Englander. "No," said the melancholy one. "This Is a lovely spot, and If I'd had a fair show I'd have enjoyed It; but the first year I had fever and ague, and the next year I was bit by a shark, and the third year I had an awful fight with a snake, that shook up my nerves, and last year" "I doubt If I should like this locall ty, ' said the New Englander, briskly. The melancholy man looked at him Vith mild astonishment. "Why, you know it's pretty danger ous living anywhere, stranger," ha said, slowly, "if that's what you're thinking about." What She Left Off. A teacher in a certain Episcopal Sun day school had been impressing on her girls the need of making some persons! sacrifice during Lent. Accordingly, on the first Sunday of that penitential rea son, which happened to be a w.irm spring day, she took occasion to ask each of the class in turn what she had given up for the sake of her religion. Everything went well and the answers were proving highly satisfactory until she came to the youngest member. "Well, Mary," inquired the teacher, "what have you left off for Lent?" "Please, ma'am," stammered the child, somewhat confused, "I I've left off my leggins." Lippincott's. Fortune in Sight. The Heiress And haven't you any, financial prospects, George; dear? George Why, yes. I'm figuring on a sure thing that ought to net me half a million at least. . "What is the sure thing, Ceorge, dear?" "You." Cleveland Plain Dealer. J AH that glitters can't e ihoh- d th golden rule.