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SCOTLAND NECK, N. C, THURSDAY, JUNE 17, 1909.
NUMBER 24.
JbAJLTH.
Sidney tro:t:l3 preys r.r.on the mind.
.. .cour--c2udlcj:i;i-;;Jhitio!i; beauty,
-.,r,-r..t i:j..r ana cheeriul-
: ni? tIlc kidneys are
--'JJnv...5-1--' out of order or d'S-'imtm:-
easecl.
w fc.ik kiilnevs. Tf i 'ip
hild urinates too often, if tlie urine scalds
..no liosii. or n. when the child reaches ar;
; ; v. 'neti it should be able to control the
passage, it in yet dieted with bed-wet-
i-i'if, Uevenduno'i it. I !P("im nfiiin.iin;
coty is kidney trouble, a:id the first
.ep taouta ;:-e tov.xrUi the treatment f
i '...S3 important organs. This unpleasaut
. ..nt.U! is cute t; u uirensud condition of
the kidneys and bladder and not to a
jjj,iu as most people suppose.
Women as well as men :irf i-nni7. m3cw.
able with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Svansp-Root is : you realized. It is sold
'' druggists, in i;itv- t v
C.J'lt .'Hill fmn-dnMnr
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including many of the thousands of testi-
iucaiai letters received from sufferers
who leunu Swamp-Root to be just the
remedy needed. In writing Dr. Kilmer
ec Co., Liiighaniton, N. Y.,'fe sure and
' mention this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name, Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address,
Einghauitou, N. Y., on every bottle.
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MATTERS OF CEKERAL INTEREST.
Wlia! is Transpiring in North Carolina
and OtTier States.
The Confederate Veterans held
thsir annual re-union at. Memphis,
Tenn. last week. General Clement
A. Evans was re-elected Commander-
in-Chief, and Mobile, Ala. chosen as
the next place of reunion.
The election at Warsaw some days
ag-o to decide the question of an ad
ditional school tax of fifteen cents on
the $100.00 valuation of property and
forty-five cent3 on the poll, resulted
in a sweeping1 victory for the schools,
the vote standing 87 for, to 26 against
in additionel tax.
As announced by L. II. Clement,
Esq., of Salisbury, president of the
North Carolina Bar Association, the
annual convention of the Association
will be held in Asheville, June 30 and
July 1 and 2. Hon. James W. Os-
Dorne, of New xork, brother of
Judpre F. O. Osborne, of Charlotte,
will deliver the pi-ineipal address.
The North Carolina Medical So-
t-iety is holding its 56th annual meet
ing at Battery Park Hotel in Ashe
ville this week. The opening meet
ing was held Tuesday morning. Dur
ing the meeting about fifty papers
will be read and discussed by many
of the leading physicians in the
State.
According to a report sent out by
the Department of Agriculture at
Washington, the general average
condition of crop growth in the Un
ited States on June 1, was announc
ed as approximately four per cent,
below the conditions on June 1 of
ast year, but about eight per- cent.
better than two years ago.
A big real estate deal was consum
mated in Greensboro last week when
Mr. Charles D. Benbow sold the Ben-
bow hotel and the adjoining property
on the west side of South Elm street,
with a total frontage of over two
hundred and fifty feet, to Mr. Jas.
F. Jordan. The deal it is understood
represents about .$150,000. The most
valuable part of the property sold
or as much as $750,00 a front foot.
Senate and House leaders who are
lirecting the course of the tariff
bill have decided that there is no
foundation for the report that Pres-
lent Taft will veto the bill unless its
revision is downward. Mr. Taft has
cold one of the tariff leaders that no
one was authority to predict what
would be his action in regard to the
ariff measure. This statement, on
Mr. Taft's part, was called forth by
an utterance of Secretary of the
reasury MacVeagh, made in his
peech at Chicago.
A club, to be known as the Hun
dred Thousand Club, has been or-
anized in Winston-Salem, its pur
pose being to raise the population to
that number. A club very much
similar to the one in Winston-Salem
Ins been organized in Wilmington.
There seems to bo a general awaken
ing among the towns and cities
throughout the State, as is evinced
by the slogans they are adopting and
the advertising methods they are em
ploying in order that people may
lcnow something of the advantages
they have to offer. This general
awakening and progressive spirit
throughout North Carolina means
much for the State's sure and rapid
development along all lines of pro
gress. In a letter to Major W. A. Gra
ham, United States Commisioner of
Agriculture B. H. Rawles, express
ing his appreciation of the work of
the North Carolina board in support
of the dairy field work, said:
"From a study of the possibilities
of dairying in the Southern States
that I have had opportunity to make
during the past four years I am ab
solutely sure that dairying is a suc
cess, especially in our Piedmont belt.
"The trouble in the past has been
that our people have not had an op
portunity to become familiar with
handling a dairy in the most econom
ical way, hence in the main our dai
ries have been failures. In estab
lishing this industry we are accom
plishing a great deal for general ag
riculture, and I believe that the in
clination of your board to supprt
the work in connection with the es
tablishment of dairying in North
Carolina will be so far-reaching in
its results to build up North Caroli
na agriculture as anything your de
partment is undertaking, to the
same extent. .
"The results of - the dairy field
vork in North Carolina have been
so good that we call the attention of
oilier States to them, and now desire
not only to call the attention of other
States to the result of the work, but
to the kind of support your depart
ment has given this work. Your de
partment, therefore, in undertaking
this pioneer work is setting an ex
ample which we hope to induce every
State to follow."
Republican Extravagance.
Will the Republican party be able
to hold its majority in the Sixty-
second Congress ?
More than a few experts on nation
al politics are answering this ques
tion in the negative. Some that
held different views a few months
ago now concede there is good
ground for the growing belief among
the Democrats that they will domi
nate the Congress to follow the one
which came into existence March
15th. The House of Representatives
now contains 219 Republicans and
172 Democrats, which gives the Re
publicans a majority of 47. This,
however, is a Democratic gain of ten.
Because of the unduplicated waste
fulness and extravagance of the
Sixtieth Congress, coupled with its
utter disregard of party promises
and its abject indifference even to
the consideration of legislation that
was recommended either by Presi
dent Roosevelt or the people, many
believe the Republican majority in
the House of Representatives will
soon be a thing of the past.
This belief is strengthened by the
probability that the Sixty-first Con
gress will make no better record
than its immediate predecessor, j
The same leaders Speaker Cannon,
Dalzell, Aldrich and Hale remain
in charge of the national law-making
machine.
The first session of the Sixtieth
Congress spent $1,008,804,895.57,
and the second session over-spent
that figure by about $30,000,000, in
spite of a deficit for the present fis
cal year of more than $120,000,000.
The men in charge of the national
finances say the deficit for the com
ing fiscal year is certain to be in ex
cess of $150,000,000.
The money-spending campaign for
the Sixty-first Congress has been
worked out already in more or less
detail. Here are a few items that
will give a general idea of how it
will be a physical possibility for the
incoming Congress to spend $100,-
000,000 more than the last one:
There was no "general" rivers and
harbors bill in the Sixtieth Congress,
although there was a special bill
carrying less than $10,000,000. Next
Congress' rivers and harbors bill
will carry not less than $30,000,000
or $40,000,000.
The navy bill at the last session
carried about $137,000,000. Senator
Hale says next year it will run up to
about $160,000,000. After that, it
will go still higher. Senator Bacon
predicts it will go to $200,000,000 at
the lowest estimate. It might easily
carry from $5,000,000 to $10,000,000
more.
Then money must be appropriated j
for the taking of the census. The
anama canal will have to be given
a further huge financial lift. The
army will need an increase in pro
portion of that of the navy.
It was pointed out by Rep. Henry
D. Rainey, of Illinois, that the $120,-
000,000 anual deficits of the Roose
velt administration are in marked
contrast to the huge annual surplus
es of the Grover Cleveland adminis
tration. "The reckless extravagance of the
Republican administration that has
passed out, and the plans for increas
ed extravagance by the administra
tion coming in," said Rainey, "cer
tainly spells disaster for the Repub-
ican party. All the Democrats have
to do is to sit steady in the boat.
The leaders in charge of the major-
ty side of the house are simply
drunk with power. They need only
a little more rope, and the job will
be complete."
Aside from appropriating money
for the running of the government,
Rainey pointed out that the Sixtieth
Congress was a "do nothing" session
throughout. Big subjects were avoid
ed altogether or' considered only in
one branch of Congress. A case in
point is afforded by the bill to admit
Arizona and New Mexico into the
Union as States, which passed the
louse by a unanimous vote, but was
effectually strangled in the Senate.
Countless hours were devoted in the
Senate to postal banks,but no action
was taken, while in the House not
even a committee meeting was held
to consider a bill on that subject.
Congress was too busy to take a half
hour off for a vote on the children's
bureau, although several hours were
devoted to the listening of oratory
on the subject.
The House passed a bill providing
for uniform safety appliances on
cars, but it was anti-railroad in char
acter and died in the Senate. The
Senate passed a bill requiring ocean
passenger steamships to be equipped
with wireless telegraph apparatus,
which was anti-steamship in charac
ter and it died in the House. There
were 38,000 bills introduced, out of
which about one and a quarter per
cent became laws. This small per
centage includes a large number of
bills that were not public in charac
ter, such as pension bills and other
measures that were for the benefit
of individuals, particularly indivi
duals, able to render political assis
tance to Congressmen. Representa
tive Rayner, in National Monthly.
March of the Deathless Array.
The tread of the Confederate army
is again reverberating through the
south, but in place of the war lust
there shines from the eyes of the
scions of Dixie the light of peace and
love. Dimmed with age, perhaps,
are those old eyes, yet today m Mem
phis they gaze on the Stars and
Stripes and the Stars and Bars with
feelings which, while not identical,
are equally meritorious.
The people of the city of Memphis
doubtless feel that they have the old
Confederate warriors as their guests
for the last time. The harvest of
Dixie grows painfully smaller each
year, and ten years from now there
will be nothing left but a "thin gray
line." The old fellows are already
sitting along the borders waiting for
the call of the boatman from the
misty shores. Their crown is the
glory of silvery hair. Their eyes are
looking now toward the setting sun
beneath whose ruddy glow lies the
distant camp ground. Soon they'll
stack their arms and join in the
bivouac of the dead; their ears are
strained now for th? final "taps."
There is limitless majesty about
those old veterans, resplendent with
the scars of war. Yet the dust of
battle is on their feet, and their eyes
show signs of weariness. But they
are not afraid, for they have seen the
vision. Above a million mounds, like
those which await them, they have
seen the aurora of immortal fame,
and the crown of a nation's death
less love.
Yes, the boys in gray are making
ready for the last review. As in the
past.they ask for no furlough, nor do
they show sign of retreat. Along the
far-flung battle front you hear not
the cries of suppliants, but the shouts
of victors. There are no picket
guards to sound the coming of the
foe; no clarion calls to arms; no
scenes of carnage and death. Thank
God, it is a commission to eternal
rest. Asheville Citizen.
The Element cf Interest.
It has been said that there is only
one interesting thing in the world,
and that is life; and that all other
things are interesting only as they
bear relation to life.
This undoubtedly explains why
certain advertisers make frequent
use of pictures which, in addition to
the advertised article, contain some
suggestion to human life. It is the
radiator and the child, the soap and
the child, the flour and the woman,
the phonograph and the family.
Even a human hand holding a tube of
tooth-paste is considered more inter
esting than a facsimile of the pack
age alone. An advertiser of men's
clothing often introduces the picture
of women, knowing that the thought
of their presence instinctively raises
the standards of dress. Some au ver
tisers who wish to appeal strongly to
women do not neglect any reasona
ble opportunity to introduce a pic
ture of a baby, knowing that it will
instinctively interest the average or
normal woman, whether she is a
mother or not. Whenever a picture
includes men and women together
whether it advertises hunting out
fits, book-cases, shaving soaps, pianos
or automobiles it is sure to have an
added interest for most people be
cause it contains the one interesting
element of human life. It is the
same element that gives vitality and
interest to literature, sculpture,
painting and music that which il
luminates and in some way helps to
interpret life.
It is the element that unifies all
the arts and industries, and binds
society together making "of one
blood all the nations of the earth."
It is the wise advertiser who works
with the predominating tendency of
human life, and cleverly associates
his product with the one thing in
which all people everywhere are al
ready interested. Waldo P. Brown
in Collier's Weekly.
Trouble Makers Ousted.
When a sufferer from stomach
trouble takes Dr. Kings New Life Tills
he's mighty glad to see his dyspepsia
and indigestion lly, but more he's
tickled over his new., fine appetite,
strong nerves, healthy vigor, all be
cause stomach, liver and kidneys now
work right. 25c. at E. T. Whitehead
Company's.
ADVERTISING IS LIFE.
Towns Keed It as Well as Merchants.
Newspapers Best Means.
Towns no less than business firms
need to advertise. A town may not
fail quite so quickly as a private en
terprise from lack of advertising,
but the death is just as certain in
the long run. A town needs to have
outsiders know its advantages, its
actual conditions as to industries,
opportunities for business, cost of
living, etc. Many an excellent town
suffers from the fact that its ad
vantages are not widely known, just
as many a worthy commodity suf
fers because it has not been adver
tised. The newspapers are undoubtedly
one of the greatest means of adver
tising their town. "By their news
papers men shall know them," is
the semi-biblical phrase that applies
to towns.
The western real estate town can
teach the average eastern city many
things on the subject of advertise
ment. Theirs is a case of advertise
or die completely, and they prefer
to advertise. The result is that peo
ple are interested and money is in
vested in the towns.
It is the same old fact that never
changes - namely, that advertising
is necessary and that the more a
thing is advertised up to a certain
very high limit the gcater the net
returns will be. Towns are no ex
ception to the general rule. Ridg
way (Pa.) Advocate.
Business Maxims g! William Penn.
Method goes far to prevent trouble
in business; for it makes the task
easy, binders confusion, saves abun
dance of time, and instructs those
that have business depending what
to do and what to hope.
It is a profitable wisdom to know
when we have done enough: much
time and pains are spared in not flat
tering ourselves against probabili
ties. He that judges not well of the im
portance of his affairs.though he may
be always busy, must make but
small progress.
Wit is fitter for diversion than bus
iness, being more grateful to fancy
than judgment.
Yet it must be confessed that wit
gives an edge to sense, and recom
mends more than his own.
Les3 knowledge than judgment,
will always have the advantage upon
the injudicious knowing man.
A wise man makes what he learns
his own; the other shows he is but a
copy, or a collection at most.
But make not more business neces
sary than is so; and rather lessen
than augment vork for thyself.
Never give out while there is hope,
but hope not beyond reason; for that
shews more desire than judgment.
They that shew more than they
are, raise an expectation they cannot
answer; and so lose their credit, as
soon as they are found out.
It is not enough that a thing be
right, if it be not fit to be done. If
not prudent, though just, it is not
advisable. lie that loses by getting,
had better lose than get.
He that overruns his business leaves
it for him that follows more leisure
ly to take it up; which has often
proved a profitable harvest to the
man that never so-wed.
lie that neglects his work robs his
master, since he is fed and paid as if
he did his best; nnd he that is not as
diligent in the absence as in the pres
ence of his master carrot be a true
servant.
It is a great wisdom to proportion
our esteem to the nature of the thing;
for as that way things will not be
under-valued, so neither will they en
gage us above their intrinsic worth.
It is as great an instance of wisdom
as a man in business can give, to be
patient under the impertinences and
contradictions that attend it.
There are many imitations of Do
Witt's Carbolicd Witch Hazel Halve
Ic Witt's is thi original. He sure you
get I)e Witt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Halve when you ask for it. It is good
for cuts, burns and bruises, and is
especially good for Piles. . Sold by Ik
T. Whitehead Company.
She Oh, isn't the man that throws
the ball on your side just splendid!
He sends it so they hit it every time!
Life.
II Ycu are a iiine dsnsiuve j
about the size of your shoes, it's some- j
satisfaction to know that many people j
can wear shoes a sie smaller by sprink- j
ling Allen's Foot-Ease into thorn. Just j
the thing for Patent Leather Shoes,)
and for breaking new shoes. Sold j
everywhere, 25 cents. 1
The Problem of Transportation.
At the "Good Roads Congress" at
Baltimore the other day, Senator
Bankhead of Alabama said:
"The question of transportation
has attracted the attention of our
wisest statesmen for years. There
are three important methods rail
roads, boats and roads and in my
judgment roads are most important,
as 90 per cent, of all freight must
first be hauled over the roads.
"In the early days of the Govern
ment it was decided that Congress
had the right to appropriate money
for building roads and canals, yet
some say that it is unconstitutional.
Why does the Government appro
priate annually large sums for har
bors, canals and rivers? Because of
the clause in the Constitution which
gives it this right for the general
welfare of the country. It is done
to increase the advantages of trans
portation. "The Government has been liberal
in lending funds to aid in building
railroads throughout the country to
aid in its development and to increase
its wealth, and consequently to in
crease its revenue. Everyone knows
that this has been a good investment
for the Government. Congress is
spending millions every year for irri
gation. The levees on the Mississi
ppi river are not built for commerce,
but to protect a vast amount of
property and wealth. It is absurd
to talk about the counties and differ
ent communities building roads. The
burden is too heavy.
"We are today using 1,000,000
miles of roads in the delivery of our
mails. When the rural free deli very
service was first discussed it was
charged that its adoption would
bankrupt the country. Eleven years
ago Congress apropriated $40,000 to
be used as an experiment on the sys
tem. Only ten thousand of this was
spent by the Postollice Department
before its success was assured and
last year Congress approriated $38,
000,000 for the service. The deficit
in the Postollice Department is no
greater now than it was before the
service was adopted. This is due to
the increased revenue. City people
are more benefitted by good roads
than the country people. The city
depends on the counties for its sup
plies and the quicker and cheaper
they can be brought to the city the
better for city people.
SAYS ROADS BRING EDUCATION.
"With a system of good roads we
have a better system of education.
Good roads permit children to as
semble, and then good buildings will
be erected and good teachers secur
ed. Because of the poor highways
in many sections of the country it is
impossible for the children to reach
the schools during certain periods of
the year.
"Good roads are the only immi
gration drawing cards. We cannot
attract desirable foreigners unless
we have good roads, as all desirable
immigrants are invariably accustom
ed to such in their native countries.
At present 70 per cent, of the expen
ditures of our Government is used in
preparation for war. Last year $10,
000,000 was appropriated to foster
the agricultural interests. This, in
comparison, was insignificant.
"If you want to start this question
and get results stand your ground.
Make your States take a stand, and
then your representatives in Con
gress will get in line. Governor
Crothers is leading the way in Mary
land, and the public will follow him.
Your representatives at Washington
will take up the question, for they
might fear that the Governor is af
ter their job, and thev will get in
line. The present alleged constitu
tional barriers and limitations will
not be so high to Congressmen when
they realize that a large element in
their Congressional constituency de
mand good roads from the Govern
ment." A Tall Bear Story.
"Why, once, do you know, I found
a bear inside a hollow log. Well, of
course, I couldn't get at him to shoot
him, and the log was too heavy to
move. I didn't know vhat to do.
So at last I thought of cutting four
holes in the log, about where the
bear's feet must be, and I got his
paws through, slick. Then I tied
a rope about the log and made him
walk with it into the camp. And
would you believe it? we had all
our food and all our fuel for the
winter out of that one deal." Out
ing Magazine.
"I suffered habitually from consti
pation. Bonn's Regulct's relieved and
strengthened the bowels, so that they
have been regular ever since." . E.
Davis, grocer, Sulphur springs, Ttxao.
The Fable of a Fellow and His Luck.
There was once upon a time a man
who said to himself, "Now I hear
this fellow talking about his bad luck
and another about his good luck.
As for me, I haven't any luck at all.
What shall I do about it?"
And after thinking a while, he
started out in search of his luck.
"For," said he, "it will never do
in the world to go through life with
out luck."
And after so long a time, as he
searched, he came across his luck,
and it was very bad luck indeed
cross and peevish anil full of pro
fanity. He stood looking at it, and the
bad luck looked at him, leering and
jeering all the while.
Then the man said to his luck,
"You are not at all the kind of stuff
I thought you would be, else I should
never have searched for you at all."
And the bad luck leered in his
face.
And the man said, "I am not going
to put up with any such thing as
you. You belong to me, do you un
derstand? I am the master and you
the slave."
And he looked at his bad luck
straight in the face, and it cowered,
and he looked again, and it turned
away, and he looked again and it
slunk off whimpering.
Then the man turned on his heel
and strode off whistling, and behind
him, as close as it dared, a very well
disciplined good luck trotted at his
heels. Cally Ryland.
Democralii: Apples.
Hon. James E. Martinc, of I'lain
field, N. J., who the Democrats of
New Jersey know and love, is known
far and wide along the Atlantic
Coast both as "The Farmer Orator,"
and as "The Sage of Cedarbrook."
Mr. Martine's home-place at Plain
field, N. J., is one of the show places
of that thriving little city. Among
other things he has a fine apple or
chard on the place that the Plain
field small boy knows only too well.
Last fall Mr. Marline was on his
way home, and he happened to meet
a couple of youngsters whose pock
ets were well filled with nice, big
rosy-cheeked apples.
"Pretty nice looking apples you
boys have got there. Would you
give a man one of them?" he asked
one of the lads.
"Sure," said the youngster, "help
yourself. We get 'em over in Jim
Martine's orchard. Jim don't care
how many we take."
"Don't he?" asked Mr. Martine.
"Naw," said the kiddo, "Jim's a
Democrat, he's for free trade and
free apples." National Monthly.
No Friend Like the Dog.
Where will you find a man always
grateful, always affectionate, never
selfish, pushing the abnegation of
self to the utmost limits of possibili
ty! forgetful of injuries and mindful
only of benefits received? Seek him
not; it would be a useless task. But
take the first dog you meet, and
from the moment he adopts you for
his master; you will find in him all
these qualities. He will love you
without calculation. His greatest
happiness will be to be near you;
and should you be reduced to beg
your bread, not only will he aid you,
but he will not abandon you to follow
a king to his palace. Your friends
may quit you in misfortune, but
your dog will remain; he will die at
your feet, or if you depart before
him on the great voyage will ac
company you to your last abode.
From "History of the Dog."
Mothers, have you tried 1 lolIistcr'.H
Kocky Mountain Tea? It's n great
blessing to the little ones, keeps away
summer troubles. Makes them sl p
and grow. "V., Tea or Tablets. E.
T. Whin-head Company.
"Why is Maude so angry with the
photographer?"
"She found a label on the back of
her picture saying: 'The original of
this photograph is carefully preserv
ed.' "Boston Transcript.
Women who arc Envied.
ThoM- atl ral iv- women who ax:
lovely in face, fond and temper are tlie
ii vy of many, who might be like them.
A wink, sickly woman will be nervous
and irritable. Constipation or kidney
poison- fhow in pimples, blotehep,
eruptions and a wretched complexion.
For all such, Electric Jiitters work
wonders. They regulate stomach,
liver and kidneys, purify the blood;
give strong nerves, bright eyes, pure
breath, Hinooth, velvety skin, lovely
complexion. Many ( harming women
owe their health ami In-auty to them.
5()c. at E. T. Whittla ad Company's.