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Our Church Directory METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH , Rev. L. H. Joyner, Pastor. i Sunday School every Sunday morning at 10 o’clock. Preaching every first and fourth Sun day at 11:00 a. m. and 7:00 p. m. Prayer meeting every Wednesday even ing at 7:00 o’clock. Epworth League every Sunday even ing at 6:30 o’clock. PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Rev. M. D. McNeill, Pastor, Service every second Sunday afternoon at 3 o^clock and fifth Sunday morning at' eleven o’clock. Sunday School every Sunday morning at ten o’clock. Christian Endeavor every Sunday even ing at seven o’clock. Every one is cordially invited to attend these services. BRIEFS Good morning! Vass is growing daily. Pilot’s clothes getting small. Don’t be a knocker, but boost. Next holiday, Washington’s birthday. It pays to deal with your home merchants Sign in an Arkansas movie house: “No, hugging or kising aloud.” No kid brother can understand why any fellow is monkey enough to want to kiss his sister. When skirts were long and flared like this ) (, they didn’t reveal any queer things like this ( ). Give Volstead credit for one thing. Be cause of him there will be fewer New Year jokes about the water wagon. Prime salt water oysters will be on sale at Neill’s McKeithen’s store Saturday of this week, and every week thereafter. Since coal has gone so high maybe Cupid is whispering into the ears of lovers that two can keep warm as easily as one. Science is a great thing, but it has never yet explained why the rooster does the crowing while it’s the hen that lays the egg. We’ve always felt that the most sen sible girls in Vass are the ones who don’t believe they’d become famous as movie stars. A Chicago merchant is advertising $100 suits for men at $10. These are probably the ten-dollar suits that sold for one hun dred. Mr. Robert Thomas’ bungalow is receiv ing a new suit of shingles which will be a noticeabie improvement in that section of the town. Dust from the slate quarries is now be ing converted into face powder. Probably that is what gives so many of Vass girls those stony looks. In the matter of wages and prices we would do well to remember that we all went up together and we’ll all have to tumble together. Mr. Linsey Kepley and son, of Salisbury, were here last week, negotiating with Mr. Henry A. Matthews, real estate agent, for the purchase of a*farm. The audience will now stand and sing No. 92 in the revised edition of the Re former’s Hymnal, beginning “Every Day”11 Be Sunday Bye and Bye.” There was once a woman who never spoke a cross word to her husband. She’s dead. And we know a man who claims he never said an unkind word to his wife. He’s a liar. Prohibition officers to the contrary not withstanding, we don’t see how the aver age woman could hide a bottle of hfooch in her stocking and get away witii it. One of om- subscribers ask: “Why do you printers call your apprentices ‘dev ils We don’t know, unless its because there’s always so much hell in a printing office. A lot of physical ailments are cured by sunshine, but every now and then we learn where some fellow has died from trying to bolster himself up with moon shine. A lot of those chaps who used to study long and diligently to be admited to the bar are now lying awake nights trying to figure out how they can get next to a boot legger. Southern man reports a hog that has two perfectly formed feet on one leg. The normal hog differs from this in that he has several perfectly developed hands on each arm. A Washington justice has ruled that a man may spank his wife if she gets peev ish. Yes, he may; but the chances are he’ll think twice before doing it—then de cide not to. Mr. D. A. McLauchlin, cashier of the prosperous Vass Bank, attended the month ly meeting of the Board of County Com missioners, of which he is a member, last Monday in Carthage. One well-known Sunday School hymn that will never attain any marked degree of popularity with a small kid is that in which the re-iterated refrain in “wash me and I shall be whiter than snow.” Holland has refused to surrender the Kaiser on the ground that the Dutch zoo has lost enough of its specimens already. Why not bring him to America and place him in the Raleigh museum and charge an admission for the relief of the suffering Armenians ? The first passenger train over the Sea board Air Line, direct from New York to Florida, without a passenger stop in North Carolina, made its first trip through Vass Tuesday morning, composed entirely of Pullman coaches. It went through our town like a bullet from a rifle. MICKIE SAYS: OVJE SCRO<b<oS ’ ^ \Vi -CU' \00\JPS OOrT, ">50UV OOMTNA PUT VAM VCVVJ rr AMD Bosfe, ut up AVi' UOU€R.5, " \F ID 9E CCV^P\GOOV)5, \OUV^ OOVJt* NCX> VXX>eEM OP BON '? NOU GAVK ^PEcsr /\ uvmjB -rswo-err ad ^lOOKA UP UVOte -cue imtip X GoaS&\ kideP9 040(03 Oysters Direct to You Oysters durect to you from the Chesa peake Bay every week will be on sale at Neill McKeithen’s store. Remember these oysters areTiot hauled all over the country in unsanitary cans, but strictly fresh every week and handled only once, by the buyer. Place your order early. One thing about Christmas nowadays is the style has fixed the skirts so a fellow no longer has to guess how much it will take to fill his girl’s stocking. ALWAYS ON THE JOB to repair your car, no matter how badly damaged. Also Oils, Gas, Greases and Accessories. Keith Garage Vass, N. C. SEED R Y E I have Seed Rye espec- ially adapted for the Sandhill section NEUL n. NcKEITHEN The_^home_^of_^oo^^thm ' ' ' FARM LANDS FOR SALE H. A. MATTHEWS VASS If you have Vacant Land for sale, can get you the very highest market price. Also dealer in Lumber and Shingles. The Electric Repair Shop Prompt service and satisfaction guaranteed. Send your shoes by parcel post and we will return them repaired We make a specialty of repairing the very finest footwear. Give us a trial order VASS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP, VassJ». C. CAMERON [Continued from page ® his parents, Rev. and Mrs. 1 Neill, Mr. Frank McNeill Wednesday to Richmond his profession as architect. Miss Mary McLean, hav the holidays at home on Rt turned to Raleigh Tuesday holds a position as stenogra| Mr. and Mrs. Harvey came down from Norfolk Christmas with Mrs. Spied Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Phillipsj Misses Mable Muse and | Christ returned to Oak Gro they teach, after coming hoij holidays. Mr. J. R. Riddle attendd time sing on New Year’s da HiU. Mr. Simeon Wrenn of G a holiday guest of Mr. Con son. Miss Elizabeth Ray spen days at the home of her m D. S.'Ray of Carthage. Mr. S. W. Robards spen days with his little daugh at Meherin, Va. Dr. Wilson of New Tha was in town recently, pro' a view of locating. Mr. John McDonald of eron enjoyed a reunion children and grand children mas day. Rev. William Currie of logical Seminary of Richr was a guest last week of ton McKeithen. Mr. Currie of the late sheriff, John L. Carthage. Mr. and Mrs. Ilaine children of Smoaks, S. C. Christmas for a visit to re Mr. Lauren :e McNeill o who is a student at McCall Chattanooga, visited the Rev. M. D. McNeill last we Miss Ethel Stansbury, Louisburg College, was th guest of Miss Burdette Jo Joyner returned Monday to College where she is a teac Mrs. W’. G. Parker an Helen, William and Mar relatives at Garner, last Married—On Rt. two, holidays Mr. Alton Monro Beulah Gillis, Mr. Fletch and Miss Pattie Smith. Rev. A. R. McQueen, of sisters, Misses Margaret i were dinner guests last Misses Chrissie and Vera Miss Mary Thomas retu day to Meredith after spc holidays at home. Mrs. Georgie Matthews son, John, visited in Yadk during the holidays. Mr. J. Arch McNeill oi Ala. arrived last week fori Moore and Hoke counties.! Neill has been away for fifi His old time friends will to greet him and give hii hand.,
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