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■ I'i'.-';' BRIEFS 'r: fe fi! Illl: f i' n !: IH*: ilH fiU: ( ,*■ ‘ i f 111 if I j r’li- Hit i n i . i-1 "f' # ti^'' ji ii :i f.’i ‘i ■'!! hr* ii ■ It i.' r- fli i! ■ Dr. Matthews, a dentist from Lillington, has opened an office for the practice of his profession in Dr. Rosser’s office. He comes well recommended and the Pilot wishes the young man a successful business. Henry Ford*s plan to get milk with out cows isn’t new. THe Swiss have been depending on goats for years. The month of May this year will go down in history as the one in which we mixed mowing the lawn with building a fire. Our idea of a forward-looking man is one who can see beyond that part of a mail-order: ad which reads “Don’t Send a Penny.” Maybe the reason Adam blamed Eve for his meaness is because he didn’t have a moving picture actress around to blame it on. Ask anyone in this section what was the best hing he saw while away from home and he’ll quickly tell you it was a ticket back to Vass. One nice thing about having only one necktie is you don’t have to fight with your wife over which one you’re going to wear to a funeral. The Vass young man who wants to be certain of getting a good wife will pick one who pays more attention to stove lids than she does to eye lids. To our way of thinking , it isn’t a question wether skirts are worn long enough. Even when they’re worn long enough, they’re too short to be gin with. An English church now furnishes cough drops free. Presume that is to prevent tickling throats while the con gregation or such portions of it as dozes, is asleep. Wonder whether Carpentier, in ask ing for permission to keep a gun in his training quarters for target prac tice, is trying to get Dempsey’s goat before the fight begins? If you are fat, married or a cusser, you are probably more honest than if you’re not, which shows that even vir tue has its own drawbacks. The trouble with most Vass fisher men who come in to tell us about the big one that got away is they don’t leave any of the little ones to prove they’ve really been fishing. From the divorce suit testimony we occasionally read in daily papers it must be stylish in New York to grab the first thing that comes along, mar ry it and then settle for it afterward. From the results obtained it looks as though a woman going throligh the curriculum of a beauty parlor gradu ates with her marceled hair circum bendibus and her face rigorously em bossed. A man of our acquaintance tells us he needs but two events now to make him die happy and contented. One is to see Carpentier beat Dempsey, the other to read of George Harvey mak ing another speech. Casting up his average, we figure oiit he must be about 100 per cent American. A surgeon removed a cfuarter that lad been in a girl’s throat for four years. If she is a singer she has jrobably lost some of those silvery tones.—Ex. Incidentally, we defy any doctor to remove 25 cents from any portion of our anatomy.—Phila. Inquirer. Yes, and if any doctor comes snoop ing around the Pilot man trying to re move 25 cents from his body, he will be a candidate for the undertaker. Personally, we can never outgrow our wonder at the marvelous per spicacity of the “other woman” in a domestic triangle, who always “un derstands” the man in the case so much better than the wife who has ived with him for years. FAREWELL By R. GORDON THOMAS Farewell to you old world. Where I spent many a happy day; Roaming your forests and freedom, Where nature is always at play. Farewell to the swimming hole. And the waters blue and deep; Where there at a certain hour; The gang was sure to meet. Farewell again I bid you. And all these 1 love: For the sun daily assures us, ‘ There’s a better land above. Subscribe for THE PILOT -SUCCESSOR TO M. W. HARBOR ' Osein.eir'eil IS^ei'cliLQ.nd.ise CAMERON, IM. C. Come This Way to Beat the H. C. L. FORTY BOYS’ SUITS AT ONE-HALF TBE ORIGINAL PRICE All DRY GOODS Reduced from 28 to 50 per cent. Full line of GROCERIES at BOTTOM PRICES SALT, $1.35 per 100-lb. bag. 200 bush. CORN on Ear, $1 per bush. I want to move these two articles at once. CHICKENS and EGGS Bought and Sold—Bring Chickens only on Nondays BUICK SSStJ; tmbkmifSati^aOm Emblem of SaH^iam (9 & Present lines of new Buick six-cylinder models will be carried thru the 1922 season. Beginning June 1st the new series and prices will be as follows, f. o. b. factories, Flint, Michigan. Model 22-44 Three Passenger Roadster Model 22-45 Five Passenger Touring, - Model 22-46 Three Passenger Coupe, - Model 22-47 Five Passenger Sedan, - - Model 22-48 Four Passenger Coupe, Model 22-49 Seven Passenger Touring, Model 22-50 Seven Passenger Sedan, - Old Prices .$1795 $1795 $2895 $2985 $2065 $3295 New Prices $1495 $1525 $2135 $2435 $2325 $1735 $2635 BUICK MOTOR COMPANY, FUNT, MICH. Pioneer Builders of Valve-in-Head Motor Cart Branches in ail Principal Cities—Dealers Eterytohert Local Dealer BROWN-BUICK SERVICE STATION Sartfoixl, O. WHEN EfcHtiK. AUTOMOBILES ARE BUILT, BUICK WILL BUILD THEM , . [Ck)mmunicated READY FOR THl By Dr. CHARLES M. -•Editor Pilot, Dear Sir;- the following piece 6f poe uable and interesting pape Don’t be a foggy, but thinl If women’s dresses are oul If girls are bound to show rm glad my eyes are mad And if they wear their df Tm always ready for the I want to see, I must conf For life is short as well as CHILDREN NEED Much of the work do fare Department is in children who stand in n( Orphan have to be care ed in homes. Some c environments have to for and placed in bette This work is done qu genera 1 public know 11 of it. SGveral have help; others will rece are several on the wa bright, healthy, cap ranging in age from a twelve or thirteen yea There is one case, a g capable, growing up i: that is unfavorable. S placed in a training sc] will get the advantage and good training. It ’ thing to place her ther pie are poor. If son like to invest $200.00 i good opportunity. If there is a home in that • has a place for 2 these little ones would 1: in. Take it up with the I of Welfare. KEEP TELLII Here’s one little busine to drop for the benefit o who have something to i that most people can’t ap thing unless they’re told it got to make them undersi you want them to buy it,| buy and fini out you’re right on buying it—and lot along with it. The way to create a sal keep telling the story of w ing in a place where the to sell it to will see it. press it upon their minds the story fairly. If the turned out hadn’t been name wouldn’t be familid woman and child in the 1 have got to tell the man I to that the thing you’ve d expect him to buy it. A| perimenting have proven paper is the best mediu reaching him and holdinJ ENTERTAINS SUNl CLASS Mrs. G. P. Thompsi entertained her Sund^ of grirls on a picnic a at Lakeview on Tues the party were Mr. i Thompson, Mrs. J. R G. W. Griffin, Miss Lij Moncure, Misses Ma Clara, Mildred and id Vivian Matthews*, E Maggie, Myrtle and B Freda Gschwind, GleJ J. R. Thomas, Jr. A^ freshments were sJ was indulged in and ] left in the evening thd 18 good size fish tha from the lake with ead
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