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BMITHFIELD NEEDS:
—Bigger Pay Roll.
—A Modem Hotel.
—Renovation of Opera House.
—More Paved Streets.
—Chamber of Commerce.
VOLUME 44—NO. 26
Johnston County’s Oldest and Best Newspaper-Established 1882
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JOHNSTON COUNTY NEEDS:
County Farm Agent
Better Roads Feeding Highways
Equal Opportunity for Every
School Child
Better Marketing System
More Food and Feed Crops
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SMITHFIELD, N. C. TUESDAY MORNING, MARCH 30, 1926
S2.00 PER YEAR
W. F. Carter Holds
First Court Here
Takes Oath of Office anc
Then Opens Specia
Civil Term
A two weeks term of Superior
court for the trial of civil cases
was opened here yesterday morn
ing with Hon. W. F. Carter, of the
Mount Airy bar presiding.
This is a special term of court
and Judge Carter comes to John
ston under u special appointment
by Governor McLean. Prior to tak
ing the required oath, he stated
that he had never acted in the ca
pacity of a trial judge but that as
a lawyer and a member of his own
county bar he had had several
years of active legal work. He pre
dicted that by the cooperation of
the Smithfield bar that his initial
court would be successful.
Mr. Ed. S. Abell, responding for
the Smithfield bar, extended a hear
ty welcome to Judge Carter.
The oath of ofiice was adminis
tered by Justice of the Peace C.
S. Broadhurst. The calendar for
the present week was called and
the work of the court got under
THE IMPORTANCE OF
A SUNDAY SCHOOL
(Prize essay in a contest in the
Corinth Sunday school.)
The importance of a Sunday
school is to teach the people the
word of God. A Sunday school will
interest the children and keep
them away from the Sunday gath
ering places such as the filling
stations, swimming pools, and gam
bling stands. This country would
probably be destroyed by outlaws
if it were not for Sunday schools.
They have made the homes of
America cooperate better. They
have also promoted religion and
religion has been the saving salt
of humanity.
If it were not for Sunday schools
in America it would probably be
a heathen country. Sunday schools
have caused many lives to be
saved. There would be more lives
lost than there are if it were not
for Sunday schools. When we say
Sunday school it doesn’t mean
just a gathering place for Sunday
it means people go J.o worship
God. It also produces missionaries
to go to other countries to teach
the people the word of God. They
help the orphan children too. They
buy Sunday school literature for
the attendants to read. They get
the children interested in reading
the Bible. They also send money
and food to the other country to
the hungry children which are per
ishing to death.
LEROY BAILEY.
Four Oaks, Route 1, March 26.
WHAT CAN YOU TAKE?
Henry Longfellow could take a
sheet of paper worth 1 cent, write
a poem on it and make it worth
$5,000- That’s genius.
Henry Ford can take a similar
i sheet of paper, write a few words
on it and make it worth $10,000,
000. That’s capital.
A workman can take 3 cents’
worth of steel, make it into watch
springs and collect hundreds of
dollars. That’s skill.
A merchant can take an article
worth 50 cents, advertise it, and
sell it for $1. That's business.
Almost any priter can take a job
at a price without a profit. That’s
damphoolishness. — Franklin As
sociation Bulletin.
Watch the date on your label and
don’t let your subscription expire.
AUNT ROXIE SAYS—
By Me—
« jjw tkJLL. *um m ■ t
When Reppblikine rool po’ folks
moan.
Food His Hobby
Dr. Harvey M. Wiley, has done
| much to insure the nation’s health
j by his advocation of pure lood
laws. Dr. Wiley lives in Washing
ton, D. C. and is hale and hearty
Easter Musical
Program Sunday
Annual Woman’s Club
Event Will Be In Bap
tist Church at 4 P. M.
For several years the Woman’s I
club of Smithfield through its mu- j
sic department has given two pub- I
lie musical programs each year, j
one at Christmas and one at Eas
ter. The program this Easter will |
be given Sunday afternoon in the j
Baptist church at four o’clock. '
Miss Lallah Rookh Stephenson, :
chairman of the music department!
of the Woman’s club, and Mrs. C.
V. Johnson, assistant chairman,
have the program in charge which
promises to be a musical treat. The
program follows:
Hymn, Hark Ten Thousand
Harps, Mason, Choir and Congre
gation.
Anthem, Praise the Lord, Mere
dith, Choir.
Scripture lesson and prayer, Rev.
Chester Alexander.
Response, God So Lo\'ed the
World, Wilson, Choir.
Solo, Consider the Lilies, Scott,
A. M. Calais.
Anthem, Christ Is Risen, Mor
rison. Choir.
Duet, The Light of Easter
Morning, Creswell, Mrs. Dart and
Miss Johnson.
Anthem, Be Thou Exalted, Mer
edith, Choir.
Male quintet, Fainting Under
the Crown, Wilson, Messrs. Pet
erson, Johnson, Eason, Morgan and
Coates. I
Anthem, Rejoice, the Lord Is
Risen, Judson, Choir.
Duet, When I Survey the Won
drous Cross, Wilson, Miss Barbour
and Mr. Calais.
Male quartet, He Arose, Adams,
Messrs. Peterson, Johnson, Mor
gan and C.rates.
Anthem, The Lord Is Risen
Again, Adams, Choir.
Hymn, Now the Day Is Over,
Barnby, Choir and Congregation.
Benediction, Rev. A. J. Parker.
Those taking part in the pro
gram are: sopranos, Mesdames W.
J. B. Orr, N. T. Holland, M. A.
Wallace, C. E. Oakley, O. C. Caul
ey, John W. Ives, Chester Steph
enson, H. C. Hood, Misses Glenn
Ward, Dora Barbour and Mary
Barbour; altos, Mesdames R. H.
Alford, C. V. Johnson, W. T. Dart,
R. (J. Sanders, I). Carlton Steph
enson and Miss Lucile Johnson;
tenors. Rev. S .L. Morgan, Messrs.
W. C. Coates, Paul Eason, James
Davis and Marvin W 'oda’.l; bass,
Rev. A. J. Parker, Messrs. A. M.
Calais. Tfher,n John: a and D. W.
Peterson.
Sleep It Off
“Why is it, Sam, that one never
hears of a darky committing sui
cide?”
“Well, you see, it’s disaway, boss.
When a white pusson has iany
trouble he sets down and gits a
studying an’ a-worryin.’ Then fir’
thing, bang! he’s done killed his
se’f. But when a nigger sets down
to think about his troubles, why,
he jes’ nacherly goes to sleep.”—
Everybody’s Magazine for April.
Joint Meeting Of
3 Kiwanis Clubs
Benson, Selma and Smith
field Hear Governor Fe
lix Harvey, Jr., at Selma
Joining hands in an Inter-Club
meeting in Selma last Thursday
night, the three Johnston county
Kiwanis clubs met in the Kiwanis
hall to hear Governor Felix Har
vey Jr., of Kinston. Mr. Harvey
is at the head of the Carolinas
Kiwanis District. The Smithfield
club had perhaps the largest num
ber present at the meeting, there
being around thirty local Kiwan
ians present for the occasion.
Governor Harvey delivered his
address following some very good
singing ajid several stunts. Rev.
O. P. Fitzgerald of Selma, was
chairman of the program com
mittee, and he produced a good
many laughs when he quizzed the
three club presidents, Leon G.
Stevens, Dr. Adlai S. Oliver, and
Star Harper, of Smithfield, Ben
son and Selma, respectively. The
quiz was conducted at the head
table, and was made up of ques
tions concerning Kiwanis history.
Dr. Oliver won the prize for an
swering the most questions.
Rev. Mr. Fitzgerald then intro
duced Governor Harvey, paying
him a glowing tribute in that he
was essentially a leader of men of
Kiwanis type, that he was a man
of sterling worth, and that Ki
wanis in this district has grown
by leaps and bounds under his
leauersmp.
Governor Harvey, thanking Mr.
Fitzgerald for his remarks, said
that he was glad to be with the
clubs, that he considered it an
honor to address three such clubs in
one meeting. He dwelt at length on
the service that Kiwanis clubs are
doing in their respective commun
ities, especially as regards the un
der privileged child. He also stress
ed the almost limitless possibili
ties of Kiwanis clubs when they
line up with other civic organiza
tions in their towns, these organ
izations including other luncheon
clubs, town aldermen, boards of
charities, parent-teachers associa
tions and like bodies, all of which
would go forth from one central
unit, jthat unit being Kiwanis.
This is brought about, he said, by
simply having some one from these
organizations appear before the
clubs at regular intervals telling
Kiwanis what it could do for them.
Towards the conclusion of his
address Governor Harvey told sev
eral jokes on Kiwanians present
at the meeting. President Harper
brought the meeting to a close by
having all present stand and sing
“The Star Spangled Banner.”
The Boy Who Knew How
An American boy nineteen years
of age once found himself in Lon
don, where he was under the ne
cessity of earning his bread. He
went straight to the printing of
fice and inquired whether help was
needed.
“Where are you from?” inquir
ed the foreman.
“America,” was the answer.
“Ah,” said the foreman, “from
America. Can you set type?
The young man stepped to one
of the cases, and in brief space
set up this passage from the first
John: “Nathaniel said unto Him,
Can there be any good thing come
out of Nazareth? Phillip said un
to him, come and see.”
It was done so quickly, so accu
rately, and administered a delicate
reproof so appropriate and pow
erful, that it at once gave him in
fluence and standing with all the
office. He worked diligently at his
trade, refused to drink beer or any
kind of strong drink, saved' his
money, returned to America, be
came a printer, publisher, author,
postmaster general, member of
Congress, signer of the Declara
tion of Independence, ambassador
to royal courts, and finally died in
Philadelphia at the age of eighty
four. There are more than one
hundred and fifty counties, towns,
and villages in America named af
ter this same printer boy.—Benja
min Franklin.
Seventy farm women of Nash
county have enrolled their kitch
ens in a contest being put on by
the home demonstration agent.
Young Boy Tries
To End His Life
Attempts Suicide Because
He Did Not Want to Go
to School
Just because he did not want to
go to school, it is said, James
Barbour, twelve-year-old son
of Mr. and Mrs. Richard Barbour
of Bentonville township, attempted
suicide Wednesday by tying a rope
around his neck and jumping from
a tree which he had climbed.
“I ain’t going to school,” he is
said to have declared, and when
his parents asserted that he would
go, he went out and endeavored to
end his life. He climbed the tree,
according to our information, and
swung off, but missed calculation
and was only somewhat strangled.
He swung back and though pale and
weak from the effort jumped
again. This time his mother watch
ed him helplessly as he dangled
from a rope fifteen feet above un
til he was black in the face. He
swung from the limb until, Miss
Pauline George, a school teacher,
climbed the tree, grasped the tree
with one arm and held the boy with
the other until some one climbed
up and cut the rope.
Medical aid was summoned im
mediately, but for twenty-four
hours he lay unconscious. He has,
however, recovered sufficiently to
be up now.
LIEUT. L. A. OXLEY TO
ADDRESS NEGROES APRIL 2
The last group commencement of
the negro schools of Johnston
county will be held in Princeton on
Friday, April 2. It will be held at
the school building and prominent
speakers will be present. The out
standing address will be made by
Lieut. Laurence A. Oxley, of Ral
eigh, state director of welfare
work among negroes, at 12:30 o’
clock. W. S. King, principal of the
Morehead City graded schools will
also make an address. The pro
gram for the day is as follows:
9:30 Grande Parade: School
“Boost Song,” Each school group
ed around its banner.
10:00—Opening Song, America.
Invocation—Rev. J. W. Brown,
pastor of A. M. E. Church, Prince
ton.
Chorus—“Lift Every Voice and
Sing,” (Negro National Anthem) ;
Word Recognition Contest— j
Grades, Primer and First Reader.
One contestant from each school.
Spelling Contest (Written pri
vately)—3, 4, 5, and 6 grades, win
ning contestants to appear in the
auditorium.
Story Tilling Contest—First and
Second grades. One contestant
from each school.
Arithmetic Contest—4, 5, 6,
grades, one grade selection from
;ach school.
commencement Address— \V. h>.
King, principal of Morehead City
Graded School.
Address by Lieutenant Laurence
A. Oxley, state director of welfare
ivork among negroes.
Speaking Contest—One contest
ant from each school.
Oral Language Contest—One
contestant from each school se
lected from grades 4, 6, and 6.
Exhibits examined.
Remarks by Mr. M. P. Young
and others.
Report of the Judges, Presenta
tion of prizes.
Dinner at 2:45 P. M.
Note—All perfect attendance
certificates to be given at the
County Commencement on April
3, 1926.
Schools and Teachers In Group
Princeton—Mrs. Florence Whit
ley, Misses M. Jeffrys, M. Robin
son, L. Hamilton.
Kenly—Mr. J. II. Skinner, Mrs.
M. L. Jeffrys, Miss Adamson.
Southern Grove—Mrs. Joyce Mc
Neeley.
Pine Level—Mrs. Rosa B. Vin
son, Miss C. B. Whitaker.
Micro—Misses Beatrice Wolfe
and Francis E. Grissom.
Cedar Grove—Miss Lunada
Clarke.
If farmers of North Carolina
would plant early corn for hogging
down, they would make many dol
lars of extra profit on the corn,
says W. W. Shay, swine extension
specialist.
PROF. VERMONT TO
DELIVER ADDRESS HERE
Prof. A. Vermont, former su
perintendent of the schools of
this city, now professor of the
Romance languages at Converse
college, Spartanburg, S. C., will
deliver a lecture, on a “Trip to
Paris" in the courthouse here
Friday night at eight o’clock
which will be illustrated by col
ored slides of Paris and other
places in France. An admission
fee within the reach of all will
•be charged, for the benefit oof
the hospital. Mr. Vermont gave
a lecture at Kenly last night;
he will be in Selma tonight and
at Princeton tomorrow nigjh}*:.
He comes to Smithfield under
the auspices of the Business and
Professional Woman’s club.
B.Y.P.U. Meeting
In Sanford April 9
Smithfield Orchestra Will
Help Furnish Music—
Prominent Speakers
Sanford, March 30.—Some four
or five hundred delegates and vis
itors are expected to attend the
Central Regional B. Y. P. U. con
vention, which will be held in the
First Baptist church of this city
beginning Friday evening, April 9,
and continuing through Sunday
noon April 11. This is the third of
a series of five such regional con
ventions Secretary Perry Morgan,
of Raleigh, is holding in different
sections of the State this spring.
This convention will include as
many delegates as will come from
the following associations: Sandy
Creek, Montgomery, Piedmont,
Beulah, Mount Zion, Flat River.
Tar River, Central, Raleigh, John
ston and Little River. Entertain
ment will be on the Harvard plan,
bed and breakfast furnished.
The personnel of the speakers
on the program is very attractive,
most of the speakers being young
people. The following is a partial
list of speakers aind those who
will conduct conferences: President
C. S. Green. Durham; Dr. Hubert
Poteat, Wake Forest; Dr. Collier
Cobb, Chapel Hill, stereopticon;
Rev. Eugene Olive, Chapel Hill;
M. L. Skaggs, Chapel Hill; Perry
Morgan and Miss Winnie Rickett,
Raleigh; Prof. E. L. Middleton,
Raleigh; Miss Gladys Beck, Four
Oaks; Miss Marguerite .Harrison,
Meredith college; Miss Mary Ken
nedy, Durham; Rev. O. E. Lee,
Greensboro; Rev. L. B Moseley,
Wake Forest; Rev. Sankey L.
Blanton, Franklinton. Prof. A. E.
Lynch, Buie’s Creek, will lead the
music, assisted at the piano by
Miss Clarion Poole, Raleigh, and
the young people’s orchestra from
Smithfield and a quartet from
Wake Forest.
CAMPAIGN TO ADVERTISE
EASTERN NORTH CAROLINA
The Eastern Carolina Chamber
of Commerce has awarded contract
to the Greensboro Advertising
Company of Greensboro, N. C. for
the advertising of the entire Eas
tern section of the State, compris
ing forty-six counties.
This advertising will be in the
nature of newspapers, trade jour
nals and booklets for follow-up
work.
Representatives of the Greens
boro company will soon be in this
vicinity gathering industrial and
agricultural data to be used in
this campaign. Weekly bulletins
will be issued all newspapers dur
ing the whole time of the cam
paign.
SELMA GIRLS IN
MEAT STORY CONTEST
Among the sixteen North Car
olina high schools that have en
tered contestants in the Third Na
tional Meat Story contest sponsor
ed by the National Livestock and
Meat Board, is the high school at
Selma. Contestants are required
to write a story or theme on some
phase of the meat subject and sub
mit with it three tested recipes.
The young lady chosen as National
champion will receive a university
scholarship and $150 in cash. Oth
er prizes total more than $2,000.
Mrs. Sam Hogwood spent yes
terday in Raleigh.
Presiding Elder
Preaches Here
Holds Second Quarterly
Conference of Metho
dist Church Immediate
ly After Sunday Even
ing Service
Sunday services at the Metho
dist church were characterized by
unusually good sermons, Rev. A.
J. Parker, the pastor, preaching
at the morning hour and Rev. M.
T. Plyler, presiding elder of the
Raleigh district, preaching at the
evening service. “How Ho Supply
Smithfield’s Greatest Need,” was
the subject discussed by Mr. Par
ker, and it was quite a coincidence
that the theme of the evening ser
mon was practically the same, al
though Mr. Plyler did not localize
I his topic.
“Gold and silver have I none, but
such as I have give I unto thee,”
was the text taken by Mr. Parker,
and he drove home the thought
that Smithfield citizens need to
give according to their ability—
not particularly in a material way,
but give to others hope, faith and
love. Not all are five talent peo
ple, not all have the money of a
J. B. Duke, but all have something
which they can give, and a pecul
iarity of giving is that enriches
the giver as much as the recipi
ent.
Mr. Plyler used the story of
feeding the five thousand with the
small boy’s loaves and fishes, as
the basis of his remarks and also
emphasized the idea of giving
what we have.
Miss Frances White sang a love
ly solo and Messrs. W. C. Coates,
I. W. Medlin, Paul Eason and A.
J. Parker rendered a beautiful
quartette at the evening service.
The second quarterly conference
was held immediately after the eve
ning service, and Mr. Plyler was
gratified at the reports of the va
rious phases of church work.
! SERENADERS PRESENT
ENJOYABLE CONCERT
! Kenly, March 24.—The Riverside
! Serenaders of Smithfield gave a
I concert in the Kenly high school
‘auditorium Thursday night, March
118, under the auspices of the jun
ior class. The orchestra was direct
ed by William C. Lassiter and con
sisted of nine players: W. C. Las
siter, W. G. Lassiter, L. V. Hun
ter, Bill Joe Austin, Bill Norton,
T. J. Lassiter, P. D. Pittman, Carl
Ennis and John Phillips. The pro
gram which was as follows was
very much enjoyed by all:
Success—March, Bennett.
Joyful Greeting—March, Little
ton.
Gibraltar, Overture—Hayes.
El Capitan, March—Sousa.
Over The Waves, Waltz.
Cornet and Baritone Duet, (Se
lected)—by Lassiter and and Las
iter.
Alabama Bound, Fox Trot.
Let Me Call You Sweetheart,
Waltz.
Meet The Serenaders.
Indian Boy, Indian Novelty—
Bennett.
INTERMISSION.
Seminola, Fox Trot Novelty—
King and Warren.
Washing Post, March—Sousa.
Headway, March—Bennett.
Ambition, Overture—H. Bennett.
Project March—Bennett.
Show Me The Way To Go Home,
Pittman with band.
R. S. (Dedicated to Riverside
Serenaders)—Wm. C. Lassiter.
Let It Rain, Let It Four, Fox
Trot.
Mister Joe One Step—H. Ben
nett.
Necoid March—Hayes.
An Excellent Way To Train Vines
When I put up strings on which
porch climbers are to run, instead
of attaching the lower ends of the
strings to sticks stuck up in the
ground I take narrow boards and
drive small nails part way in. I
lay the boards down flat and tie
the strings to the nails. This looks
neater, is more easily worked
around and prevents weeds from
coming up between the vines. The
plants are less likely to be dis
turbed by strong winds which oft
en pull the single sticks up.—Farm
and Fireside.
Was Labor’s Friend
j Aino cae rctCl • ^
This is the newly sculptured bust
of the late Samuel Gompers. Amer
ican Federation of Labor will
place this marble likeness of iti
former friend and leader in th<
[National, Museum.
The Two Banks
Kenly Merge
Merged Institution To Be
Known As Bank ol
Kenly—Better Banking
Facilities
The town of Kenly now has one
bank, known as the Bank of Kenly.
, Recently the Farmers Bank of
that city has been merged into the
Bank of Kenly, thereby making a
stronger institution. The officers of
the merged institutions are as fol
lows: president, G. W. Watson;
vice-president, J. T. Edgerton;
cashier, E. V. Neighbors. This is
the second merging to take place
in Johnston county in the last few
months, the two Clayton banks
having consolidated some time ago.
The officials of both Kenly banks,
said a Kenly citizen, had but one
object in view in the merging of
the two banks and that was to
afford better banking facilities for
the town and community. The re
sources of both together make it
one of the strongest banks in that
section.
The Bank of Kenly was the first
established in that town and has
been serving that community for
about twenty years. It has made
a fine reputation among the peo
ple of that vicinity and its depos
itors are numbered by the hun
dreds.
DONNELL WHARTON ON
EVERY STAFF.AT DAVIDSON
Davidson, March 24.—W. H.
Branch, Jr., of Atlanta, Ga., has
been elected editor-in-chief of The
Davidsonian, weekly newspaper of
Davidson college, winning over L.
D. Wharton, Jr., of Smithfield
Of all the elections held this
spring at Davidson the one for
this position was the most keenly
[•on tested. Branch and Wharton
both served on the staff of the
Davidsonian for two years. Both
are members of the Delta Pi Kap
pa honorary journalistic fraternity
sit Davidson. In addition to this
Branch was on the staff of the
junior class magazine for Easter.
Wharton is on the staff of ev
ery publication at Davidson, be
ing the only member of the stu
dent body to have that distinction.
He was athletic editor of Quips
and Cranks, exchange editor of the
now defunct Davidson College
Magazine, and one of the editors
of the “Y” Handbook.
The Davidsonian is one of the
most prominent college papers in
the state and in the south. For
the past two years it has been vot
ed the best college newspaper at
meetings of the North Carolina
Collegiate Press Association.
Branch is a member of the Beta
Theta Pi fraternity while Whar
ton is a member of [the Delta
Theta Chi.
It will pay this year'jtb use
good seed and heavily fertilize a
small acreage of cotton to make
the best yields per acre. Only in
this way can the cost of produc
tion be held to where a profit can
bo made.
Cleveland Starts
Progressive Move
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Township Farm Bureau
Organized (With A. M.
Johnson President
The building of a new high school
in Cleveland township is just the
beginning of progressive moves
for that section if the meeting held
at Shiloh school ho'use last Thurs
day evening is any indication. The
meeting was called for the purpose
of organizing a Township Farm
Bureau, which organization was
effected with the following officers
elected: president, A. M. Johnson,
vice-president, C. W. Pender; sec
retary-treasure, Frank Wood. Mr.
Pender was chosen to represent
Cleveland township in the County
Farm Bureau. Standing commit
tees on roads, education and en
tertainment will be appointed at an
early date.
Coming together to study the
needs and resources of the com
munity has already resulted in
finds that may mean a great deal
to Cleveland township. It has been
brought out that the township has
water power in Little Creek and
Swift Creek sufficient to furnish
lights to all that section. Already
Mr. Percy Barbour from Swift
Creek furnishes power for the
lighting of a half dozen or more
houses. (
One of the projects to be pro
moted by the Entertainment com
mittee of the fhrm bureau, is the
placing of a radio in the high
school building when it shall ,be
completed.
An outstanding feature of the
meeting Thursday evening was a
talk on “Friendship” by Mr. C. W.
Pender. The bureau will meet again
Thursday evening. April 8, at
which time the ladies of that com
munity are invited to be present.
All Cleveland township seems
wide-awake since the carrying of
the school election, according to
a citizen of Cleveland, and enthus
iasm for other enterprises prevail
ed at the farm bureau meeting ©n
Thursday night.
Carolina State Highways
Our state highway system now
includes 4,448 miles of completed
road, on which there has been ex
pended in four years a total of
$82,200,953. During the year 1925
there was new road construction
| of 1.554 miles at a cost, with
bridges, of $27,327,066. There is at
present under construction an ad
ditional mileage of 816, to cost
$14,659,572, and this will be great
ly increased during the year 1926
by the expenditure of from 10 to
12 million dollars loaned by va
rious ocunties to the Highway
Commission.—Governor McLean.
Getting Posted
The telephone girl in a New York
hotel answered a queer call over
the house exchange the other
morning about eleven o’^Jock.
When she “plugged in,” a man’s
voice said: “Hello. Is that the So
and-So hotel?”
“Why, no,” answered the girl,
“this is the Such-and-Such hotel.”
“Oh, all right,” said the man.
“Just woke up and didn’t know
where I was.”
“Exactly,” retorted the lectur
er; “and if one lies a great deal,
bne’s standing is lost complete
ly.”—Christian Guardian.
The Mirror
IS THIS YOU?
If the person who answers this
description will call at The
Herald office they will
receive a free ticket v
to the Victory
Theatre.
You were seen at corner of
Farmers Bank and Trust com
pany at 3:25 p. m. Monday.
March 29. You wore dark blue
dress with white trimmings,
dark tan coat, fur around col
lar, light tan hose and slippers.
Had long hair. Looked very at
tractive.
Henry Johnston recognized
himself in Friday’s Mirror.