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VOLUME 45—NO. 31
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SMITHFIELD, N. C., TUESDAY MORNING, APRIL 19, 1927
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$2.00 PER YE
Highway Meetim
Held At Selm<
Hendernon-Clinton High
way Association Pas
Resolutions In Interes
of Road Between Th'
Two Cities
The Hcnderson-Clinton High
"way Association met in Seim*
Friday night, representing th
counties of Sampson, Johnston
Wake and Franklin. The meetinp
was held in the interest of a gooc
road connecting Henderson and
Clinton which would pass through
the counties named above, and
after a number of optimistic talks
by various members of the asso
ciation, the following resolutions
were adopted and ordered sent to
the State Highway Commission
and to members of the road gov
erning bodies of the several coun
ties involved:
Whereas, the State Highway
Commission at a recent meeting
passed a resolution agreeing to
take over for construction and
maintenance as part of the State
system of the highways a road
across the counties of Wake, John
ston and Sarflpson from Route 00
at Sampson toward Newton Grove
and Clinton, or some point on
Route 60, subject to the outcome of
the injunction proceedings now
pending; and,
h is aesiraoie tnat
the Highway Commission shall
keep in mind and have before them
[the original and present purpose
[of this organization of building a
[through road leading from Hen
derson to Clinton;
“Therefore, the Highway Com
mission is memorialized to so lay
out and construct the road across
jthe counties of Wake, Johnston
®nd Sampson as to fit into and
Connect with a road to he later
^constructed across Wake, Franklin
«nd Vance counties leading north
from and by Zcbulon, Bunn, Louis
l>urg and on to Henderson.”
Dr. A. H. Fleming, of Louisburg,
president of the association, pre
sided over the meeting and M. S.
Davis, also of Louisburg, acted as
secretary.
Among those who made talks
were L. L. Massey, of Zdbulon,
Dr. Fleming, of Louisburg, T. C.
Young, J. A. Wellons and F. H.
Brooks, of this city. The meeting
was held in the Kiwanis hall.
WILLIS STEVENS WINS
ORATORICAL CONTEST
Willis Stevens is winning fame
for himself and for the Smith
field school as a public speaker.
His latest achievement in this
line is that he was the winner ir
the district oratorical contest held
i:i Raleigh Thursday night. This
contest is a part of a national
contest. Each student wrote and
delivered an address on some
phase of the United States Con
stitution. Mr. Stevens’ subject was,
“John Marshall, the Vitalizcr of
the Constitution.” He now enters
the state contest} at Winston
Salem.
f Mr. Stevens, a few months ago,
represented the school here in a
t declamation contest at Duke Uni
versity, winning out in the pre
liminaries, but meeting defeat in
the finals, lie wras adjudged the
best actor in the dramatic con
test herc participated in by Smith
field, Fayetteville, and New Bern.
He has received his training un
der Mrs. Alfred R. Wilson, teacher
of expression in this school. His
is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Milton
Stevens.
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lust.
Fine Opening Of
Mission School
—
Three Missionaries, Mr.
and Mrs. Ayers and Dr.
Lowe, All of China,
Speak at the Service
Held Sunday Afternoon
The School of Missions which
is being- held at the Baptist church
here had a very auspicious begin
ning Sunday. Three services were
held with excellent congregations
and interest. Three missionaries
were present and took part in the
afternoon service, Dr. J. W. bowe,
and Mr. and Mrs. Emmett Ayers,
all of China. Dr. Lowe is speak
ing each night at the Baptist
church, and will be here during
the week. Mr. and Mrs. Ayers
came up from Rocky Mount to
speak at the afternoon meeting in
place of Mrs. H. M. Finch, who
had been engaged for addresses
Sunday afternoon and Monday in
the school of missions.
The program Sunday afternoon
was specially enjoyable to the
large number present, including
a very attractive musical program.
This included selections by the
large choir from the Clayton Bap
tist church, one number by a
quartet from Selma and solos by
Mr. H. B. Smith, evangelistic sing
er now helping in a revival meet
ing in the Selma Baptist church.
His voice is a rich, delightful one,
and his numbers were highly ap
preciated. He. is a native of Clay
ton, and has for some time been
musical director in the First Bap
tist c-hureh at Annapolis, Md. He
will sing this week at all the mis
sion rallies which have been plan
ned for churches of the county in
connection with the visit of Dr.
Lowe.
Dr. Lowe is a very able speak
er, thoroughly acquainted with
conditions in^China, and his ad
dresses this week offer to the peo
ple of the community an unusual
privilege. Study classes meet each
afternoon, taught by Miss Ger
trude Mattison and local teachers.
At 7:45 each evening, Dr. Lowe
will speak using his stereopticon
slides, most of them taken by him
self in China. Play and story
hours have been arranged for the
children of the several junior or
ganizations in the church, and the
aim is to have the entire congre
gation to participate in the meet
ings. Tuesday and Friday the fam
ilies of the congregation will take
lunch together at the church at
G:30, with a brief period for social
intercourse.
A cordial invitation is extended
to the public to attend the eve
ning meetings at 7:45.
WIIAT THK PRESIDENT
THINKS OF THE (BIBLE
Though not availing* himself of
the* privilege of church im .mborthip
before booming president, Calvin
CoOlidge ting: clear on the vital
importance of the Bible in the
affairs of government. In a letter
bo the organ1/.or of the Bible class
of a certain Washirigton church he
took occasion to say:
“The foundation of American
society and government rests so
much on the teachings of the Bi
ble that it would be difficult to
support them if faith in these
teachings should cease to be prac
tically universal in our country.’
Tim Uplift.
Co. Club Women
To Boost Cotton
May 16th The Day Set For
Exhibits of Cotton
Dresses and For Cotton
Social. Attractive Prizes
Johnston county joins the coun
ties and towns that have put on
programs boosting the consump
tion of cotton goods. Clayton has
already had a successful double
reception, one for young folks and
one for older ones, at which cot
ton garments and household arti
cles were featured, and now the
County Council of Home Demon
stration work cooperating with
clubs of Smithfield, is planning a
similar event. Plans got underway
at the meeting of the county coun
cil held in the courthouse here Sat
urday afternoon.
After listening to Rev. D. E.
Earnhardt, pastor of the Methodist
church, discuss -the “back to cot
ton” movement for a brief time, a
committee wras appointed to work
out the details of the occasion.
This committee is as follows:
Mrs. 0. L. Boyett, of the Carter
Massey club; Miss Nellie Hill and
Mrs. H. P. Creech*, of the Pomona
Creech club; Mrs. A. J. Whitley,
Jr., of the Pisgah club; Miss Ma
tilda Johnson, of the Meadow
club; and Mrs. R. C. Gillett, Mrs.
H. L. Skinner and Miss Ruth
Jones, of Smithfield. This com
mittee will meet next Saturday.
The date for the cotton affair
was set at the council meeting
Saturday, Friday, May 6, having
been selected. Tentative plans
provide for exhibits in the after
noon followed by a social evening.
ini:"?) mint- urtinawu, tuuiuj
home demonstration agent, who is
lending every possible aid to the
movement, has already secured
about a dozen prizes from various
manufacturers in and out of the
county and local merchants, and
a good many more prizes are ex
pected to be announced soon. Those
who have already offered prizes
include three from Geo. F. Brietz,
of Selma cotton mills; one from
Cannon Manufacturing company,
of Kannapolis, the biggest towel
mill in the world; from the Dur
ham hosiery mill, from a Burling
ton hosiery mill, from the Reming
ton Robe company, from Hudson
Belk, Huntley's, American Dollar
Store, and Charles Davis. Any lo
cal firms wishing to help this
movement by giving prizes should
communicate with Miss Garrison.
The meeting of the county coun
cil Saturday afternoon was of a
special si;/hificance, because for
the first time the newly-equipped
room was used. Recently the coun
ty commissioners appropriate a
small amount for fitting up a dem
onstration room, and Saturday a
new oil stove, kitchen cabinet, por
celain top tables, and other kitchen
conveniences were in place. The
room has been treated to a new
coat of paint and the ladies have
an ideal place for holding their
demonstration meetings. On dis
play Saturday were a number of
rag rugs and pine needle articles.
The program was characterized by
reports from the different clubs,
by several songs including the
Johnston county garden song, and
by serving light refreshments.
REV. A. M. MITCHELL
GOES TO GEORGIA
SELMA, April 18.—Rev. A. M.
Mitchell left Selma early Thurs
day morning: to enter a new field
of work in Camilla, Ga. He made
the trip on his car and expected
to reach his destination Friday
evening. Rev. Mr. Mitchell has
labored faithfully in Selma for two
years and will be sorely missed
by his congregation as well as the
town at large. A union service
was recently held in the Selma
Baptist church for him and a sub
stantial purse presented by friends
from the several denominations.
All Right, Ala!
“What’s the delay?” asked
mother, coming to the front door.
“Pa says one of his cylinders is
missing.”
“Well, you children get to work
and hunt for it, or we’ll never get
off.”—Watchman Examiner.
Sugar daddies could be useful,
that is, if they would do a little
.panking.
Thief Enters Sundry
Shoppe Saturday Nigh!
Thief Enters Sundry Shoppe
Some time between midnight
and day Saturday night someone
entered the Sundry Shoppe and
took three or four dollars in
'change from the cash register.
| Nothing else has been missed from
I the store. Apparently the thief
I made his entrance through the
| transom over the back door.
Negro Child Is
Killed By Train
—
Wanders From Home
Near Railroad And Is
Killed While Family
Looks For It
Coroner J. H. Kirkman was
called between Four Oaks and
Benson yesterday morning about
ten o’clock to hold an inquest over
a child which had apparently been
killed by a train. The three-year
old child , of Dollie Lee, colored,
who lives near the railroad-, was
missed some time during the
morning and according* to reports
members of the family were look
ing for it when it became known
that the train had killed the child.
There was evidence that the
child was knocked about a hundred
feet after the train hit it. One
hand and a foot were cut off and
a hole knocked in the back of its
head. There was no need for a
coroner’s jury, the evidence being
conclusive that the child met
death by a train. It is not known
what train struck the child.
C. E. YOUNGER IS NEW
SCOUTMASTER AT SELMA
SELMA, April 18.—Scout Exe
cutive W. W. Rivers of Goldsboro
was in the city Friday evening to
assist and instruct the new
scoutmaster, Mr. C. E. Younger,
who was appointed leader to suc
ceed Rev. A. M. Mitchell w’ho was
called to a new pastorate in South
Georgia. An enthusiastic meeting
was held and plans made for the
Selma scouts to join other John
ston county scouts at Holt Lake
next week end for a two-days’
outing.
FOUR OAKS GIRLS LOSE
TO VIRGINIA BASKETEERS
FOUR OAKS, April 18.—The
girls’ basketball team closed its
season last Saturday afternoon
when its members played the girls’
team from Molusk, Va., on the lo
cal court. From the outset much
rivalry and competition were shown
by both teams. Toward the end of
the game the locals lost out and
the Virginia team won, the score
being 14-7. The visitors were ac
companied here by Miss Garland
Stoneham. their teacher, and two
young men who drove the cars on
which they made the trip through
the country.
On Saturday evening the local
team honored these visitors with
a Japanese party at the teacher
age. The parlor and reception
jrftoms which were thrown cn suite
made a lovely setting for the oc
casion. After the arrival of the
guests several mirth-provoking
games and contests, suggestive of
Japan, were greatly enjoyed. Later
delicious refreshments were serv
ed by Misses' Brietz, Hancock and
Olive. Japanese fans w’ere given
as favors.
Test 0 Ten ’ is the call of the
game. This week the test is very :
tions are those which everybody
100 per cent? If there are any
swer this is an opportunity to ac
of the answers, it is an opportune
you are. Either makes the game
1. What was the name of Gen
eral Lee’s horse?
2. Who is manager of the New
York Giants?
3. Who is known as “11 Ducc”?
4. May a man who is not a
lawyer defend himself in court?
5. How many men make up a
Grand Jury?
u>ur—it’s everybody's favorite
general in nature, and the ques
ihould know. Will your average be
questions which you cannot an
luire new facts—if you know all
y to show your friends how smart
worthwhile.
C». What is the shape of Italy?
7. Which city has the greatest
population in the world?
8. What is the slang expression
for an English shilling?
!>. Who was the author of "Pil
grim's Progress”?
10. What is an aviary?
(Answers found on page *t)
Mississippi Flood
Situation Serious
Break In Levee at Mc
Clelland Endangers the
Lives of 250 Persons;
Fears of Other Breaks
Three Missionaries, Mr.
Memphis, Tern., April 17.—
Flood fig*hters held their own to
day against the rampaging Miss
issippi, but with another water
way—the White—smashing the
barrier which protected the town
of McClelland, Ark., a hundred
thousand or more fertile acres in
Woodruff county, Ar., were ad
ded- to the inundated areas.
Battering,its way through the
earthen embankment, the racing;
White river flood tonight had ma
rooned 250 fleeing flood victims j
on Peach Orchard Bluff, two miles j
from McClelland, without^ food, |
water or shelter, with their rescue j
during the next 24 hours proble
matical because of the swift cur
rent which precludes reaching the
water-encircled bluff by boat. Late
today the flood was sweeping in
land, backed by a current estimat
ed at from 15 to 30 miles an hour.
Distress signals, wig-wagged to
the nearest dry spot over a two
mile stretch of water, told of the
I plight of the marooned band and
appealed for rescue.
Meanwhile, reports from along
the main waterway—the Mississ
ippi— brought optimistic state
ments from the office of the Unit
ed States engineers here, but with
'the heaviest pressure still to come
I and weather department warnings
I to prepare for approximately the
highest stages of record along the I
central and lower reaches of the
stream.
Predictions issued by the weath
er Bureau today forcast a stage of
close to 46 feet at Memphis by
April 23. The record stage, 46.6,
was reached in 1913, when the
peak of the most destructive flood
in history swept through the cen
tral Mississippi Valley. Other pre
dicted stages, based on water now
in sight, included (approximately
56 feet at Helena, Ark., by April
21 and at the mouth of the St.
Francis, which empties into the
Mississippi near Helena, 57.5 to
58. Cairo reported a stage of 56
feet today, a rise of .3; at Mem
phis the gauge registered 43.9 feet
a rise of .4 and Vicksburg, 53.8, a
lise of .5.
Weather reports today showed
only light rainfall in the Ohio,
Cumberland and Tennessee river
valleys and an absence of rain,
but cloudy weather along the Miss
issippi as far north as Hannibal,
Mo.
The Reelfoot levee which cross
es thc Kentucky-Tennassee border,
Wolf Island, about 25 miles south
of Cairo, and the levees about
j Laconia Landing and Knowlton,
[Ark., were regarded tonight as the
weakest points in Memphis river
i district. A quarter boat was sent
late today to Wolf Island to house
an army of workers combating the
flood at that point; another rein
forced army of flood fighters were
reported making* headway in their
battle along Reelfoot and all avail
able men have been put to the task
of strengthening the earth works
about Laconia Landing and Know
lton—rated as below the standard
grade in height—against the com
ing of the flood crest.
Local Jewelry Firm
Purchase Oxford Sion
Messrs. T. C. Jordan and Thom
as Jordan have recently bough
out the Oxford Jewelry Company
and are opening, up the store fo:
business in that city. Mr
Thomas Jordan has charge of th;.
new store. He completed a cours
in watchmaking, engraving, and
stone setting at a school of horo
logy in Lancaster, Pa., a few weeks
ago.
Civic Bodies Are
Behind Campaign
Clean Up Week Is Ex
pected To Spruce Up
Smithfield; Cash Prizes
Offered
It looks, now, as if Smithfield is
to have one of the most complete
clean-up campaigns it has had in
years. It always takes more than
a mayor’s proclamation and the
announcement that the town wag
on will be available to haul off
trash, to make such a campaign
successful, and this year other in
ducements are being introduced
that will likely create considera
ble interest.
The American Legion took the
lead in the movement and offered
ten dollars in prizes, first, second,
and third for the cleanest back
yards after thp eamnnio-n TVim
Lions club, one of the city’s new
est organizations, soon fell in with
the idea and now ten dollars more
will be given in prizes. This
amount makes it possible to of
fer three prizes to white residents,
and three prizes to colored resi
dents.
In addition, the Woman’s club
and the Kiwanis club are pledging
their co-operation, and the Boy
Scouts have offered to do their
part. Certain vacant lots will be
m charge of the Scouts, according
to our information, and it is cer
tain that the Scouts will do a big
part toward making Smithfield
?lean and attractive when such va
cant spots shall be attended to.
The campaign is to continue
through next week after which
time the prizes will be awarded.
Smithfield is so located that
many more visitors see our town
than ever before, and civic pride
should inspire every citizen, white
or black, man, woman, and child
to contribute toward having a neat,
clean city. The campaign should
not only be waged this week and
next but all the time.
ISAMU .MISS KAMI)
CLERK AT PRISON
Appointment of Miss ^Jsoephine
Rand, assistant chief clerk at the
State’s Prison since 1919, as chief
clerk to succeed Major Hugh A.
Love, who died early Tuesday
morning, was announced yesterday
at the State Prison. She is the first
woman ever to hold the position
of chief clerk at the prison.
Announcement of Miss Rand's
appointment came subsequent to
a meeting Tuesday at Caledonia
Prison Farm of the board of di
rectors of the prison. The direc
tors were in session at the pri
son when word was received of
the death of Major Love. The
directors named Miss Rand to the
post by unanimous vote.
Delay in announcing the ap
pointment of Miss Rand was caus
led by the fact that Major Love
jwas not buried until Thursday, it
was said.
George Ross Pou, prison super
intendent, is still in Western
North Carolina where he went
late Wednesday to attend Major
!Love’s funeral. It was said at the
prison that Mr. Pou would return
| to Raleigh on Monday.
Miss Rand, a native of Johnston
county, assumed charge of the du
ties of the assistant clerk late in
1919. Superintendent Pou, also n
native of Johnston county, wenl
with the prison in 1921 as chiel
clerk, but was promoted to the
post of superintendent during tht
same year when Superintendent
E. F. McCullough died.
Thirty per cent of the presen
crop area in Macon county yield;
no returns because of the inferio:
seed used, estimates one residen
»>f the county.
Perfect Attendance
School Contest
Girls beat boys and Kentucky
leads in the National corrtest for
the best school attendance. Caro
line Grubbs, 16, of Junction City,
ivy. (top) now tops the list with 10
years, 7 months and 15 days with
; out being: absent or tardy. ' Lila V.
Phillips (center), 15, of Elrod, S.
D., with 0 years and 8 months, is
second; and Mary Ferenczi, 14, of
I.inden, N. J., 7 years, 7 months, is
third. Is there a boy or girl in this
county with a better record than
Caroline Grubbs? If so, send U3
your picture.
In M. E. Church
Two Weeks’ Campaign
Culminates In Easter
Services Sunday; Ap
propriate Music
“The revival is not closing but
is just starting,” declared Rev. D.
E. Earnhardt, pastor of the Meth
odist church at the service Sun
day night, as he read out the
names of six persons who had
moved their4 membership to Cen
tenary Methodist church here. At
the morning service fourteen young
'people all of whom, with one ex
ception, were boys, joined the
:church upon a profession of faith,
I making the total number received
For two weeks, services have
been held each night conducted by
the pastor, and the services Sun
day were the culmination of this
special campaign. The minister,
; however, means that the revival
j’fvnHnnp t hrnn exhort t. tho
Receive
year. The meetings have been
I well attended, and a splendid
spirit of cooperation has been
shown by the different congrega
tions of the town. I. W. Medlin
conducted the singing. During the
.two weeks, money has been raised,
not for any revival expense, but
for financing the church bulletin
and for^ the Methodist Orphanage
at Raleigh. This is an unusual de
parture from the regular custom
but seems to have met with gen
eral approval.
Sunday’s services were in keep
ing with the Easter season, the
pastor delivering a splendid dis
course at the morning hour or
“Immortality.” A male quartetti
'composed of Paul Eason, Thero*
{Johnson, I. W. Medlin and Mar
vin Woodall sang an appropriah
offertory.
The evening sermon was oi
| “Harvest-Home.” The male quar
itette sang again, and WilUun
i Puckett, of Duke University, sanj
a beautiful solo.
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Mrs. J. U. Oliver
Dies In Seln
Passes Away at the Age
Seventy Years Folio
ing Stroke of Paralys
SELMA, April 18.—Funeral
vices were held at the Selma I
: tist church for Mrs. Peatie Oli
v\ idow of Mr. J. U. Oliver Fri
c.ftemoon at 3:30 The services v
conducted by her pastor, Dr. J
L. Shirley, of the Baptist churc'1
assisted by Rev. D. M. Shar
of the Methodist church and R
•L H. Worley, of the Frecv
Baptist church. A selected ch
sang “Near The Cross,” and “G
Will Take Care Of You.” Mr. I
B. Smith, of Annapolis, Md., eva
g*elistic singer, sang “We W
Understand It Better Bye a
Bye.” The pallbearers wer*
Messrs. M. R. Wall, W. T. Woe
ard, E. V. Deans, H. E. Earp,
D. Massey and L. C. Richardso
A great profusion of lovely flow
ers bore mute testimony to th
love and esteem in which the d
ceased was held. Those assistir ■
with the flowers were, Mesdarn
W. W. Hare, J. D. Massey, Ne
man Screw's, R. D. Blackburn, R .
Sexton and Misses Rose Worl
and Ruth Phillips.
Mrs. Oliver was stricken w'
paralysis six weeks ago at 1 I
home of her daughter, Mrs. J. ■
Diehl, in Selma. While she '
conscious at times she was ne
able to speak again and pas .
Quietly away Thursday even: ’
April 14. Her going was aftei
life of useful service. She . .
been a widow for a long while, r
the responsibility of bringing
her children fell upon her sh
ders, but no finer example of
jvotion, patience and eheerfuln
[could be found. She was a ble
'ing* and an inspiration to all w
met her.
She joined the Missionary B;
tist church a number of years ? .
and was a faithful attendant
long as her health permitted. £
was in her 70th year.
She is survived1 by one daugh
ter, Mrs. J. C. Diehl, of Seim
and three sons, Messrs. R. P. an
J. U. Oliver, of Selma, and }
A. S. Oliver, of Benson; »
brother, Mr. J. T. Barnes,
Kenly, and three sisters, Ji
Frances Cox, of Washington, N
C„ Mrs. Jane Aycock, of Mk
and Mrs. J. W. Bailey, of Kei
besides several grandchildren an
numerous other relatives. Tnt “ •
ment was made in the Oliver cc r
etery near Pine Level.
Among those from out of town
here to attend the funeral we
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Aycock.
Dunn; Mrs. Ina Aycock, of Sm
;field; Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Bar ■
and Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Bailey
Kenly; Miss Faye Barnes,
Greenville; Mr. and Mrs. H.
Barnes and son, of Rock Rid
Dr. and Mrs. E. C. Powell and Al
and Mrs. Reggie Knight, of Mi
dlesex; Rev. J. E. Blalock, I
and Mrs. A. S. Oliver, Mrs. P.
Johnson. /Mjr Walter Strickla
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Johnson, IV*
Yallie Hill, Mrs. Ezra Parker, .
J. R. Burgess, Dr. W. T. Mar’
Mr. Wade H. Royall, and Mr. :
Mrs. S. P. Honeycutt, of Bens
{Mrs. Frances Cox and son, Mr.
■ B. Cox, from Washington, N. C
Motorist (on country road*
“Want a ride, mister?”
Puggy Pedestrian: “No than'
I’m walking to reduce.”
Motorist: “No town of that na
hereabouts. Ain’tchu on
wrong road?“—Watchman Exj
iner.
AUNT ROXIE SAYS
Bj Me—
“De climate down Souf am 1 i
ter dan aocial leak quality up
jNaprth.'*