Smithfield
Tobacco Warehouses
are selling tobacco
as high or higher
than any warehouse
in the state.
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46TH YEAR
EIGHT PAGES TOD AY ,
SMITHFIELD, N. C., FRIDAY MORNING,
DECEMBER 14, 1928
EIGHT PAGES TODAY NUMBER 99
Thfo^Hfeek
By Arthur Brisbane
WELCOME, JURE CULOTTE—
RAT-BITE FEVER—
THE REST BUY—AT HOME
ONLY A COFFIN LEFT—
The Jupe Culotte is coming.
The French word jupe means
“skirt” and culotte* means “trous
ers.”
Paul Poiret, who knows fash
ions says that jupe culotte will
soon cover the lower half of lovely
women from Pekin to Palm Beach.
It will be a sort of compromise be
tween trousers and skirt. A parti
tion for each leg.
Woman will be like the Orin
thorhynchus, the animal half way
between bird and mammal.
You might think she would go
from the jupe culotte all the way
to real trousers, but you don’t
know her.
She will flounce back in all
probability to hoopskirLs. on her
legs and waterfalls on her head
as like as not.
A new disease is called “rat
bite fever.” Widespread, and one
of many carried by rats, the dis
ease comes from bite of a rat, or
of a dog or other animal that has
come in contact with rats.
If men could stop killing each
other for a few years, devoting
their killing energies to rats, mos
quitoes and other dangerous pests,
this would be a better world.
An end to rats, alone, would i
produce savings great enough to
offset the billions lost in the last
What are you going to buy for
Christmas? Do you own a home
of your own, for your children now,
or for your children when you get
married and have them, a home
for your old age, A PIECE OF
nils EARTH WHICH IS
YOURS?
If not, the best thing to do with
Christmas-savings is to buy a home
or start buying one. Buy only what
you are sure you can pay for.
rhere are ten thousand good in
vestments in this country, but n<>
nvestment is as good as money
invested in a home of your own.
Thomas F. Ryan, who left not
less than one hundred millions of
dollars and probably several hun
dred millions, owns nothing now
but the coffin that holds him. Fun
eral services were held in the
beautiful Church of St. Jean Bap
tiste that he built in New* York.
His body will rest in \he cathedral
le built at Richmond, Va., not far
from the spot where he lived as
i poor orphan boy.
“Where does he live now?” an
official at the funeral service whis
pered to the undertaker.
“Have you the men ready to
?arry it?”
“It” is all that is left of what
mee controlled wealth and power.
Tears of the cheeks and many at
the church, servants, friends and
relatives, showed that the dead
man had been generous and kind.
The American Federation of
Labor, ably led by President Green,
will join the National Society for
the Prevention of Blindness in a
Turn to page four
Tantalizer
There are exactly enough let
ters in the line below to spell
the name of a person in Smith
field or Johnston county, and
if the right one deciphers his
name and will present it to the
Herald office, we will present
him with a free ticket to the
Victory Theatre. Tickets must
be called for before the follow
ing issue.
Miss Elva Mae Hudson de
ciphered her name last issue.
Today’s Tantalizer:
zmyleao
Selma Community
Christmas Tree
Elder J. T. Collier Celebrates
both Birthday; Parent
Teachers Association Holds
interestin'*; Meeting; Other
Selnia News
SELMA, Dec. 13.—Selma is to
have its first community Christ
mas tree on Monday evening, De
cember 24 on the vacant lot near
the Baptist church. A committee
has arranged for each child under
twelve years of age to be remem
bered and a joyous time is antici
pated. The tree will be beautifully
lighted and decorated. Christmas
carols will be sung. Everybody is
invited.
Elder Collier Celebrates Birthday.
A large number of friends gath
ered at the home of Elder J. C.
(’oilier in Selnia on Sunday, De
cember 9 in celebration of his 65th
birthday. Elder Isaac Jones of
Wilson preached at eleven o’clock.
After the services were concluded,
a table was quickly stretched be
tween two trees in the yard and
from boxes and baskets a bounti
ful dinner was spread. A day of
good fellowship was enjoyed. The
honoree was presented with a
number of useful gifts.
I *a rent -Tear her Associat ion.
The Parent-Teacher Association
held its regular monthly meeting
in the high school auditorium on
Monday evening, December 10.
Grades having most parents pres
ent were the 2nd, teacher, Mrs. W.
D. Perkins, and the 9th, teacher.
Miss Myrtle Smith. Each of these
grades was awarded a dollar.
A one-act Christmas play: “Dust
of the Road” given by the Selma
high school dramatic club was.
first, on the program. All charac
ters took their parts well and E.
V. Deans, Jr., deserves especial
mention.
The Selma Parent-Teacher As
sociation has a number of plans on |
foot for the betterment of the
school and community, but one of
their main objectives is a curtain
and stage equipment for the au
ditorium. The president, Mrs. G.
M. Norwood, announced that the
goal was now in sight.
Supt. F. M. Waters read the
treasurer’s report, giving a total
>f $615 after expenses were taken
out after the tonsil-adenoid clinic,
and the sales of the P. T. A. booth
on Armistice day. The different
classes over a period of several
years have saved up about $200 to
ward this same fund.
Mr. Broadus Wilson of Raleigh
was present and gave a talk on
stage equipment.
A social hour was enjoyed dur
ing which refreshments were serv
ed. The next regular meeting was
announced for Monday afternoon
January 14, at 3:30.
A wedding of interest here was
solemnized in Smithfield Thursday,
December 6, when Miss Susan
Evelyn Barnes became the bride of
M,r. Melvin Lynch. Only a few
intimate friends were present for
the ceremony, which was perform
ed at the Johnston county court
hmisp hv Justice of the Peace J.
H. Kirkman. The couple left im
mediately afterwards for a short
wedding trip. Mrs. Lynch is the
daughter of Mrs. Fab Whitley of
Selma and is a young lady of ex- I
ceptional attractiveness. Mr. |
Lynch is the son of Mr. and Mrs.
Larkin Lynch of near Selma. Mr.
and Mrs. Lynch will make their !
home near Selma where Mr. Lynch
is engaged in farming.
Mrs. W. P. Ay cock was hostess
on Saturday afternoon to the mem
bers of the Thursday Afternoon
Bridge club and several invited
guests at her home on Massey
street.
The living room where three
tables were arranged for bridge,
was beautiful with ferns and pot
ted plants. After several progres
sions the hostess, assisted by Miss
Edith Aycock, served a delicious
salad course, coffee and salted .pea
nuts.
Members present besides the hos
tess were: Mesdames G. M. Nor
' wood, Frank Sitton, Warrick Deb
nam, E. V. Woodard, S. W. Ar*m
itage, J. L. Doggott Linwood Rich
ardson, J. S. Flowe. Invited guests
were Mrs. Sallie K. Sauls of Wil
son, Mrs. A. J. Holliday, Misses
Whitaker an(j Hazel Capps.
Influenza Epidemic- Causes Schools To Close
| Presbyterian Men
Banquet In Kenly
I Officials of Four Churches
Learn of Duties From Out
standing Leaders; M. E
Missionary Society Elect
Officers
i KK.M.Y, Dec. It—An int crest -
i ing meeting of the men of the
I Kenly group* of Presbyterian
churches was held at Kenly last
Friday evening, December 7, at
0:30 o’clock. Practically all the of
ficers of the four churches and a
large number of the other men of
the churches were present. The
purpose of the meeting was to
bring the men into a closer re
lationship with one another and to
instruct them in the duties of the
church officers and the work of the
men in general.
A delightlul turkey dinner was
served in the Sunday school audi
torium by the Woman’s Auxiliary
of the Kenly church under the di- :
rection of Mrs. J. H. Barnes. The i
way in which this menu was serv
ed made it even more enjoyable, j
Rev. Chester Alexander, from:
Smithfield, took charge of the en
tertainment right after dinner. Ib
is a master of this art and his |
humor added much to the pro- j
gram. The speakers for the eve
ning were: Rev. Chester Alexan
der. of Smithfield; Rev. D. F. !
Waddell, of Selma; Rev. .1. 11.
Gruver, of Raleigh; and Mr. Karl j
Hudson, general manager of Hud- [
son-lBelk Conipany, of Raleigh, j
Mr. Waddell spoke on the subject, ;
‘The Presbyterian Elder,” and Mr. !
Gruver dealt with the subject, “The !
Work of the Presbyterian Deacon.” 1
Mr. Alexander gave some ideas i
concerning methods of church fi- !
nances which he has found success
ful in some of his country
churches. He emphasized especial
ly the tithing of crops.
Mr. Karl Hudson delivered the
main address of the evening. He
spoke on the subject of “Steward
ship.” He brought out the fact that
most of us are doing less than we I
think we are and that the ones|
who do the most kicking really are
not giving as much to God’s work
as they ought.
Someone remarked that all of
the speakers were at their best
Friday night. The meeting was
interesting throughout. The men
expressed themselves as not only
having enjoyed the meeting but
also having learned more about |
their duties and privileges as
church officers and men of the
church.
raect rsew tmicers.
The regular monthly meeting of
♦he Woman’s Missionary Society
of the Methodist church was held
on Monday afternoon, December
10, in the ladies' class room with
the president, Mrs. J. W. Darden,
presiding. The meeting was open
ed with a song, followed by Bible |
reading and silent prayer. Tt was
reported by the secretary that
there had been during the year
080 visits to the sick and strang
ers; flowers sent to 275 sick peo
ple; 200 trays sent to the sick,
and $140.05 given to the needy.
After the business routine the
nominating committee, composed ;
>f Mesdames L. Z. Woodard, J. i
W. Hollowell, and L. C. Wilkinson, !
announced the officers for the new
year as follows: president Mrs. H.
M. Grizzard; vice-president, Mrs.
J. H. Frizelle; second vice-presi- i
lent, Mrs. Henry Holland, assisted j
by Miss Eloise Darden; superin
tendent of mission study, Mrs. A.
J. Broughton; social service, Mrs.
\. G. Hooks, treasurer, Mrs. J.
VV. Hollowell; secretary, Mrs. J.
W. Darden; corresponding secre
tary, Mrs. F. A. White; agent
for Missionary Voice, Mrs. C. F.
Darden.
LOCAL NEGRO QUARTETTE
BROADCASTS FROM WPTF
Cub Watson and his Enterprise
quartette, negroes of this city,
were on the air Tuesday evening
at six o’clock broadcasting from
WPTF, Raleigh. Smithffeld audi
j ences have heard these negroes
sing from time to time, and those
who have listened to the charac
teristic strains of their spirituals
feel sure that the radio audience
enjoyed the program.
Champion Strong Man Stronger Than Horses
Cius Bauman, Champion German Strong Man, giving a demonstVa*
;ion of his great strength in New York. He is shown holding togethel
two teams of horses which are pulling in opposite directions. . Thi^
md other feats of Bauman are attracting considerable attention.*
Influenza In Mild
Form Sweeping the
State; King George
Undergoes Two Op
erations
Influenza epidemics have been
reported in several towns in North
Carolina during the past few jays,
and several schools and colleges
have been forced to close their
doors on account of influenza pa
tients. The University of North
Carolina and State College. Ral
eigh, closed Wednesday, an(| Duke
University, Wake Forest College
and N. (’. C. W.. at Greensboro
closed yesterday. S e v -
oral thousand cases have been re
ported in Greensboro, but health
authorities say the sickness is in a
mild form and that there is no
need for alarm.
The epidemic seems to be
general in the United States, and
Surgeon-Genreal Cumming of
Washington has called together a
“board of strategy on influenza"
to consider reports of the Bureau
of Census showing an increase in
the influenza death rate and to
make recommendations on steps
which might be taken to curb the
spread of the disease.
ill Slow
Commi is SisIcicle
An Error In Report
Mr. Vick Drown of Selma
was in town yesterday, and
stated that the news item car
ried in the Herald Tuesday
concerning his arrest is not
true. The report to this office
was to the effect that Mr.
Drown had summoned officers
giving a fictitious name. A
Selma officer and T. E. Talton
of this city did receive calls
from Selma to go to Mr.
Drown’s house hut Mr. Drown
was not the man who issued
the call, and was not placed
under any arrest. This has
been rather embarrassing to
Mr. Drown, and the Herald re
grets that the report was pub
lished.
Had Not Been Well
For .Several Days Be
fore Firing S h o t
Which Proved Fatal
SKLMA, Route 1, Dec. 111.—This:
community was saddened early j
Wednesday morning- when it be
came known that Mr. Matthew'
Murphrey had killed himself. He
had not been well for several days
an,| when the other members of
the family arose to go about their ,
work he remained in bed till he
was alone. Then getting up and
partly dressing, he reached for his !
gun, put it against his heart, and
fired the fatal shot. The family
rushed to him (immediately but'
he was dead when they got to him.
So cause was given for the rash
net. lie leaves a wife and eleven ,
children. The sympathy of the
rntire community goes out to the:
King George of England, who
has been seriously ill for several
lays with pneumonia, underwent
Avo operations Wednesday to re
lieve the congested condition of
his lungs. The operations were
successful and the king’s condition
vas reported to he satisfactory
Wednesday night. Six physicians
»nd one surgeon visited the king
luring the day, the largest num
)er in attendance on any day sinct
ie became ill three weeks ago.
1EAVY PORKER FO*
WILDERS TOWNSHIP
On Monday, December 10, Mr.
L B. Whitley of Wilders township
billed a heavy porker, a Duroc
Jersey, weighing 000 pounds. Mr
Whitley killed other smaller one?
naking a total of 1505 pounds.
On Wednesday, December 12
dr. David Parrish killed a 613
»ound Poland China. Mr. Parrish
dso killed two other smaller ones
naking a total of 1279 pounds.
The Reason Why.
Willy: “I wonder why Mr
tones says prayers before meals.’
Nilly: “Have you ever seen hi?
ook ?”
Lhere was on old toper of Luzon,
Who had a most elegant buzon.
’even quarts of champagne
5o upset his dambragne
fhat he got into bed with hi?
shuzon.
New Remedy For Ink Stains.
To remove ink spots from liner.
>r cotton cloth, rub the spots with
l cut tomato and rinse well.
Baptist Church.
Sunday school 9:45, F. H. Brook?
•uperintendent. Worship and
reaching 11 a. m. and 7 p. m.
Jrayer meeting Wednesday 7:15
). m.
Centenary Methodist Church.
Sunday school 9:30 a. m., T. C.
foung, superintendent.
Preaching services at 11 a. m..
md 7 p. m. Morning subject:
‘Honey in the carcass of the lion.’’
Evening subject: “Gather up the
ragments.”
The public is cordilaly invited
o all these services.
First Air Stowaway
( LINK I OK CRIPPLES TO
UK HELD GOLDSBORO, 20TH
The December clinic for crippled
children will be held at the Com
munity House in Goldsboro on
Thursday, December 20. The clinic
is an extension service of the
North Carolina Orthopaedic hos
pital and is conducted by Dr. O. L.
Miller.
The clinic for Eastern Carolina
was established as a permanent
part of the hospital’s work in
August of this year. Parents and
welfare workers have brought sev
eral hundred physically handicap
ped children to these clinics for di
agnosis and treatment. A number i
of children have been sent to the i
hospital at Gastonia as urgent i
cases, others have been put on the \
waiting list, and still others are !
remaining at home and visiting i
the clinic for monthly treatments, j
There are usually seventy-five or j
eighty patients at each clinic.
Trips For 4-H Club Members. J
Believing in club work and in j
the educational value of the Na
tional 4-H club camp, and desiring
to encourage club work among!
boys and girls in its territory, the j
Atlantic Coast Line announces that
it will again offer a trip to one I
boy and one girl having the best !
all round record in club work from
each of the states of Virginia, |
North Carolina, South Carolina,!
Georgia, Alabama and Florida, to !
the National 4-H club camp to be
held in Washington, D. C., during j
the summer of 1929, under the j
auspices of the United States De-j
partment of Agriculture.
This offer is limited to club
members residing in counties di
rectly served by the Atlantic
Coast lane Railroad. Selection of
winners will be made by the state
club agents of the Extension Di
visions of .'the agricultural col- j
Back From Florida.
i
Mr. J. E. Woodall, who lives on \
Smithfield, route 2, returned from j
Florida Monday night where he |
bought a carload of oranges. The
oranges were shipped from Orlanda
where they were taken directly
from the trees and placed in the
car.
Presbyterian Services.
Rev. Chester Alexander will
preach Sunday morning at eleven
o’clock at Smithfield. and Sunday
evening at 7:15 at Progress. The
public is cordially invited to these
services.
HULL WEEVIL CONTROL
Boll weevil control efforts were ;
more generally effective this year 1
han any previous year, and much >
•otton was saved by those who ;
>’ ide the attempt to control the j
lest. Weevil control measures may I
>e compared to fighting a contag- i
ous disease, in that when the dis- •
■ase has afflicted a family in any
■veil ordered community, the Board
if Health is careful to see that i
hat infected premises are proper
ty fumigated: this is done to pre
rent a recurrence of the malady.
Cotton farmers during recent
rears have been afflicted with the
most damaging infection, or infes
ution, known to the cotton world:
hey have paid costly toll to the
"*i£l weevil, and the cotton they
lave raised in conflict with this ■
>est has cost much more than it ;
would have, had the weevil not
icon present.
Now is the time to disinfect the •
nfested territory, to prevent in a ;
measure a recurrence next season,j;
ind to check the spread of the evil, j
rhe winter existence of the wee-1
rils depends on the protection j
which they can find against cold ,
weather. They hibernate in the j
'Oil, old stalks, in the woods, thick- '
:ds and hedges, in haystacks, barns j
ind dwellings, and especially in ,
fin houses,
Weevils hiding in the soil can '
ie disposed of by fall and winter ■
plowing; those in old cotton stalks
ran be killed by careful gathering
and destruction by fire, which i
should be done now. Also hedgesj
and thickets should be burnt out
where practicable, and all gin
houses should be cleaned' and
sprayed with suitable poison.
While individual effort will be
helpful, the most effective method
would be by cooperative commun
ity organization, in which farmers
and merchants, together with own
ers of gins, work together for the j
best results.
The Norfolk Cotton Exchange
would be glad to co-operate in
such way as it may be helpful.
NORFOLK COTTON EX.
Norfolk, Va.
Remove Adhesive Tape The
Painless Way.
If softened with benzine, adhe
sive tape may be easily and pain
lessly removed from the skin.
Here’s Clarence Terhune, 19, of
•t. Louis, who “stpwed away” on
he Graf Zeppelin and made the
rip across, v Discovered as the ship
ras speeding on its way on the re
urn flight to Germany, the youth
ras put to^work washing dishea./I
Superior Court
Continues Grind
Ausley Pilkington Case Fails
.,T» Come Up; Numerous
C\ses Are Being Dispose
Or '.
-
i lie case in which Ausley Pilk
ington is charged w:th the murder
jf Everett Eason has not yet come
up for trial in Superior co.'rt now
in session here, as was exp ted,
but numerous other cases have been
"Hied and disposed of. A number
>f cases has been continued for
• arious reasons, and some were nol
pros setf.
Joe Loftin, colored, went into i
court on his own violation and I
ibandoned his former appeal to
Superior court and was permitted
o serve the sentence of the lower
.*ourt. y
Sonia Crowder entered a plea of
cuilty to the charge of driving a
motor vehicle while intoxicated and
begged the mercy of the court. At
his time judgment has not been
rendered.
James Ferrell, colored, also en
tered a plea of guilty of assault
vvith deadly weapon and judgment
n this case is still pending.
Robert Davis, colored, charged
.vith violation of the prohibition
aw, entered a plea of guilty and
vas sentenced to jail for twelve
nonths to be assigned to work on
he roads of Johnston county.
Mattie Williams, colored, enter
'd a plea of guilty to the charge
>f larceny of a purse. The defend
int having been in jail since Aug
ust .‘11, 1928, she was discharged
aider continued prayer for judg
nent during good behavior.
The case of Jim Adams was
.‘ailed, but the state’s witnesses, J.
H. Kornegay, W. C. Braswell and
I. H. Matthews were not present
o give evidence. It appearing to
he court that the witnesses had
ieen duly subpoenaed at this term
ind that each was called and fail
'd, a forfeiture of $40 was order
'd against each of them. It was
’urther ordered that a capias in- :
tanter be issued for each of the
witnesses.
George Bryant, a colored man
•harged with housebreaking and
arceny, was called to trial early in
he week, but after a jury had bee*
•worn in, the jury was withdrawn
md a mistrial was declared. The
•ase was called again yesterday
md the defendant was found guil
y. The defendant entered the store
>f J. W. Woodard in the Glendale
ection sometime ago and consid
erable merchandise and forty dol
ars were found missing.
Durwood Hicks was in court
•harged with false pretense. At
he close of the evidence for the
Rate, Mr. Raynor attorney for the
lefendant, made a motion for non
uit which was not resisted by the
olicitor, and non-suit was order
'd.
Rupert Wall entered a plea of
ruilty of forgery and was sentenc
'd to eight months in jail to be
vroked on the roads of Johnston
James Thomas entered a plea of
ruilty of housebreaking and lar
ceny and was given a seven month
entence in jail to be worked on
ho roads.
Emmett Eason was in court
■harged with three violations—
arceny of automobile, larceny of
Rolen goods found in car, and op
'rating a car while drunk. The
lefendant entered a plea of nolo
•ontendere on charge of driving
vhile drunk. A non-suit was or
lered on the charge of larceny of
?tolen goods on auto, and the de
’endant was found not guilty on
he charge of larceny of automo
bile.
Daniel Watson, colored, was
*ound not guilty on a charge of
aroeny, and Jim Coley, colored,
.vas found not guilty on a charge
>f abandonment.
Kills Wild Turkey.
Mr. Lyndon Jordan killed a wild
urkey Wednesday while hunting
>n Neuse river near Smithfielcf.
Quantity of Cotton Stolen.
According to information re
ceived here Tuesday, Major Dixon
vho lives near SmithMd had about
i bale of unginnetf cotton stolen
rom his porch Monday night,
rherte is no clue as to who took
he cotton.
Geo. H. Boyett
Dies At Age 68
Glendale Citizen Had Been
Deaf and Dumb Since He
Was Five Years Old; Fun
eral Saturday Afternoon
KENLY, Dec. 13.—George H.
Boyette 68, a highly respected cit
izen of the Glendale section, passed
away at his home last Friday aft
ernoon at 4:30 o’clock.
For many years, Mr. Boyette
dad been in declining health, the
immediate cause of death being
apoplexy. At the age of five he
suffered an attack of fever which
left him deaf and dumb. When he
reached school age his father, the
late Larkin Boyette, sent him to
the school for the deaf at Raleigh.
After finishing his school career
he married one of his classmates,
Miss Nancy Poovey 0f Catawba
county. To this union were born
four children, three of whom, Mrs.
•John Holland, David and Leonard,
together with the mother and thir
teen grandchildren survive.
The funeral service was conduct
ed from the home on Saturday aft
ernoon at 2:30 by Elder J. T. Col
lier, pastor of Old Beulah Primi
tive Baptist church where Mr.
Boyette had been a member for
several years and had always
seemed to enjoy the worship serv
ices notwithstanding the fact that
he could not hear what was being
>aid with his natural ears.
RECORDER’S COURT
PROCEEDINGS FOR WEEK
On account of Superior court
^eing held here this week only a
few cases were tried in Recorder’s
courfi. The following were dis
posed of:
Jasper Futch entered a plea of
»uiRy to larceny and was dismiss
ed upon the payment of the cost.
Garland Norris was convicted of
possession and transportation, and
vas fined $10 and taxed with the
:ost.
Joel Lofton, convicted of viola
lion of the prohibition law, wras
ined $10 and taxed with the cost.
C. K. Hunt, convicted of care
ess and reckless driving and as
sault with automobile, was fined
?50 and taxed with the cost on
?ach count. He took an appeal to
Superior court.
10HNST0N COUNTY
ORANGES CURIOSITY
Mr. J. M. Gainey, who lives on
Middlesex, route 1, was in town
yesterday and brought us an
>range grown in Johnston county.
Mrs. Gainey, two years ago, or
lered an orange plant which she
:ared for as a potted plant. Last
'ear its fragrant blooms were en
oyed, but no fruit mad-? its ap
pearance. However, th’s year the
dooms were followed with a crop
>f oranges, and seventeen were on
t at one time. According to the
vay of orange trees, two crops
ippear at the same time and,
.herefore all of the oranges are
i«t ripe now.
The orange brought to the
deraid office is ripe and is a typi
cal orange except in size. It is
much smaller than |the regular
Florida orange. Mr. Gainey said
wo of the oranges taken from the
plant have been eaten, and the pulp
s deep yellow with a sweet flavor.
The orange on display in the
deraid office has been an object
>f interest to all who have seen
t.
Aunt Roxie Opines
By Me—
“Hit don’t take sum fakes long
*r gain a lot uv nuttyriety.”