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47TH YEAR
THE HOME NEWSPAPER
SMITHFIELD, N. TUESDAY MORNING, APRIL I <>, HO!)
SIX PAGES TODAY
NUMBER Y2
By Arthur Brisbane
HOOVERS HOME ECONOMY—
89 YEARS, HO MILLION—
KAHN l.OSES Tin \ Ift I I'D
KOCH IS DEAD—
President Hoover, believing; that
economy .should begin at. home,
will put the Presidential yacht
Mayflower out of commission. The
President will do his yachting
in a rowboat when fishing. The
country will save $.‘i00,000 a year, i
and 1 IN sailors that have wasted j
their time on the Mayflower wii! j
he assigned to new naval vex- 1
re Is.
The Mayflower has been added i
to the cost of maintaining a Pres- j
ident ever since the days of Then- I
do re Roosevelt, and President I
Hoover’s determination to diseon- '
tinue a thoroughly undemocratic j
arrangement will be. generally up- j
preeiated.
The people would not grudge |
a good President any comfort or j
* luxury. But a $'100,000 yacht tack- I
ed on to a $75,000 salary seems j
fantastic.
George F. Baker, dean of Amer
ican bankers, ruler of the gigan- i
tic First National of New York,
Which is one of his minor pus- j
sessions, has celebrated his SlHli !
birthday.
For every year that he has liv- |
ed, Mr. Baker has given at least
a million dollars to education and ,
other good purposes.
Everybody wishes him many 1
more years to get and give.
Since the people do not yet1
know enough to develop their own
resources and supply' what they!
need, it is fortunate that they
have such men as Baker, Rocke 1
feller and others to show them '
Otto II. Kahn, protector ofj
grand opera, learns that his one-1
my is the talking moving picture. |
That must surprise him as much
its it surprised the seventy-foot!
dinosaurs when the rats ate them.!
Metro-Oddwyn-Mayer have tak-j
en Titta RutVo from Kahn’s Met-,
ropolitan Opera to sing for the
movies, and it wi> as simp'ej
“as taking candy from a child.’’,
Mr. Ruffo sings ten times In -:
fore a recording machine and isj
paid $350,000, or $35,000 for each j
short singing period.
Even the Metropolitan’s diamond
horseshoe cannot compete with |
that.
Marshal Koch i- dead. I-are
well to a great warrior, a true
man. Me has gone and taken hr:
wages—a name that will live in
history and the eternal gratitude {
of his countrymen.
In command of all the allied ‘
Armies, he had 10,000,000 men uiu I
der his command, by far the
greatest army gathered together!
since men first began wholesale ]
killing. |
And his motto, that every man ;
should adopt, was: “The offen
sive always."
ALLONS, “Let us go," was the
last word uttered by Marshall
Foeh. It is the first word of the
French national hymn that he
heard so often, the hymn to which
the Revolutionary soldiers march
ed from the south of France into
Paris. “Allans enfants de la
patrie,” etc.
The last words of great men,
piously collected, have little value.
The great men probably did not
know what they were saying,
Mehr lieht, “more light,” were
(the last words of Goethe.
Frederick the Great’s last words
are supposed to be tete d’armee,
“head of the army." He often
spoke French in preference to
German.
Tantalizer
There are exactly ennui'll let
ters in tile line below to spell
lhe name of a person in Smith
liebl or Johnston County, and
to the one deciphering their
name and presenting a copy of
this paper to the Herald nlliee,
we will present a free tirket to
the Victory Theatre. Tickets
most he called for before the
following issue.
I)urwood Creech de-ciphere I
his name last issue.
TODAY’S TANTAUZER
onenxrhydi
71st Congress
In Extra Session
1 aim Relief Will lie Consid
ered; House A” lieiillure
Cominittee Has liill Heady
To Introduee
The seventy-first Congress, as
m milled in extra session yesterday
at the . um,mens of President Hoo
ver. The first day's session was
exploited to he devoted to routine
organization and the President’s
message will not be* sent up until
today. The extra session lias been
ealb d to corns id el* farm relief
measures and other matters in
cluding tariff revision, reappor
tionment. and census legislation,
and an effort is being made to
hav it consider a number of
>1 embers i f the House agricul
tural committee, according to a
United Press dispatch, have com
pleted a farm relief hill for in
troduction. The bill will be in
troduced by Chairman Haugen of
the committee. It is said to set
up the most powerful Federal
marketing board ever created in
history >by any nation and author
izes an appronriation of Sbdn.POii,
UOi) to be used in putting fann
ing on a pur with other busines-.
The* United Pr**- - dispatch say.-:
further in regard to his measure.
Chairman Haugen described the
bill a> written to “foster ami
encourage .marketing and a meas
ure free from political eotisiiler
"l.t is a rnnmittee product
which takes into consideration the
platforms of the two political pur
tiis, the utterances of President
Hoover during his campaign and
the testimony of witnesses during
healings,” Haugen said.
liroad Powers.
‘•It -sifts up a HUeiUl laim
bouril of seven members, includ
ing the Secretary <-f Agriculture,
ami authorizes the President,
without any restriction-, to sciecf
the membership. The board’s pow
, iare broad and far-reaching.'
'1 he hoard is to encourage the
organization of producers into co
operative associations and urge
farmers’ aid in promoting tin* es
tablishment and financing of
farm marketing system of pro
ducer-owned and producer-con
trolled agencies.
At the outset., two members of
tlm board will be appointed for
Units of two years, two members
fur four years and one member
for ^ix years. loach succeeding
member will be appointed for siv.
years. Mach will draw a salary
!,f $12,000 a year. The term of
ihe chairman of the board will
be jel’t tu the President and the
alary also will he fixed by the
The .hoard, under the measure,
will invite the co-operative asso
ciations handling any agriculture
commodity to establish an advis
ory committee of seven members
to represent that commodity he
for the hoard. These advisory com
mittees are authorized, when con
ditions require, to set up sta
bilization corporations for mar
keting the surplus of any com
modity, hut under restrictions set
mp by the hill. This is the prin
cipal formula provided lor meet
ing surplus marketing demands,
and is the heart of tbe bid. There
corporations will he charged vviia
marketing farm produce at a prof
it for the farmers, hut w.thou‘
forcing the price to consumers to
undue levels.
"From the* $50U,000.000 revolv
ing fund Uu* board will direct an
educational campaign on the ad
vantages of organization and keep
farmers advised on the mrUot de
mands, crop prices, and over-pro
duction conditions. It will also
conduct research work into meth
ods of developing new uses fo
farm commodities.
“The board is authorized to
make loans to cooperative organ
ization's from the fund for the
storing, handling:, or marketing <1
i emr modifies, and for edm utional
work devised to increase the mem
berships of tin* associations.
“A new insurance plan in lb*
I hill permits tin* hoard ; > is ■ tn
surance policies to cooperat <*r
against loss through price de
c lines.”
\V. M. S. CJIICI.KS
TO Mi: FT.
The circles of the Woman-:
Missionary Society of the Buptis
church will meet on Thursda
afternoon at three-thirty o’cloc!
at the following places: Judso
Circle with Mrs. 11. 1*. 1! iwell
Lottie Moon, with Mrs. M. A
Wallace; Yates, with Mrs. O. !•
Matthews.
The draco McBryde will nice
on Thursday night after t<h
church service with Miss Lallu
Houkh Stephenson. All member
are asked to be present.
ASSISTING IN REVIVAL
'iRjfi yjpnv
tekhb
!>r. \V. L. r»cill. i':; .• :■ }*'■?: t !.-•{ ^• U,■'•];, S{'>:ift;tii->!•:• < '. i )r. iV-il! is ;:-.*t;
SmilhfioLi (ioos “Ow.v \'.
Top” In Raising (>si<i*:i l or
Sro;:l Work ruder I .<.*:' h:
ship L. K. \Valson, Jr.; <’oh
Rain Makes I ine Address
i < ci eat ion room «•!’ Ihc >! • h ,,i'
thu rt'li, when twenty-live Jr,,
ai'oiimf ilif l.an-iiu'! J» »a:=!. Yhe •
oas.iun for (lie I »;i i. 111; • • i \\u- t!*.
1 in t-MMilal inn of a iU . ,■ J*»vim*»;
' rap which the Sillii hlifli! troop
I ii.tii \\nil in a coiiii with ;h«
i- tlu r troops of tin* 1 u'Car*>; •
| (Yitim i!. Co!. !•:. II. lai n. <
| spin eh to which I,. I-;. VVa! -Oil. .Ir ,
j a; : -priately respnini i. ’i”. ( ,
i ill it p's program c'.ilmin; 'e;l ia t1:
j Sin it lif*!'’hl's pari icipa* 1< r. ia this
)>« .i 1.1 im i time*, llii' l.iiiMi- eaU-md
the recreation room, which had
Ik . ii made attractive \i. :,,'i
wood and wisteria, ami md in
a ”i i>u.p, as Kdwin It’.1 ludhurst.
senior patrol leader, hrmmif m
the troop. Hie h-ath r caih d I' »r
r< ports which were I'iven hy t ?.«•
i‘r.il:f.N in}*': Paul John -.ion, leader «■!'
] UudTnlo Pair,.!; 1.1 i.a r We lions.
Jr., ha.hr of lim Pine Tree Pa
j trol; P. n (Irian. leader of th •
W. If I al.ro]; and Cnih-n il !. .
leader of tin* ('row Patrol. Scrihe
In tiald Ward took down tin- iv
ports. Tin* .-.eoUitmastfr tin n a -
■ iniltd the seats at the ha;.-pi •
lail'!e, each .*cmiL silt inf' hy id: '
father. (Irace was mini il
fashion, and then the tir-t. emire
j was served.
r | After the first e mr e. S- mi
. am ter Watson, who aided
; ( Scout tn tell in his own wood
. | w hat M Oiitini*' had meant tn him
.! Without, exception, t!i*• .-emits re
[spoiided in an admirable manner
t Tlie second imnr.se was so no d
.* and then the loaM msis ter cal!.-.
i upon Mr. T. (Venn"; to slati
;• briefly what scoutin'1* had mean
TURN TO PACK HVJi
Bill
Trie
S-H
r,
ro/
S 1A wails
As
SP.Ud
iiv Is Shot ThoS■'
Not Sennits!1 Al iii.s I It.nv
in (iovoliind Township
:n :il- ,S .1 -lint- .
v, iiii h i !■- pin, .. S-in.! ,
'■'S i > I iv>' Sn.i ! Hit • ts 11 j;i, Hi,
O j.'iil 1„ V ,
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!: :: ■ \ -lit,I lantf .; 11 V. i: ■ -
: i'! , !' iii.il lot,k , iT.iv! . li:
■imi ..!• Mr. r. is!cy !uul re I in- I
r..-. r, . A!.,. Bi-y, who, w.-i ■
hi UMoi-ur ni.n,. hoard 1h<» -dm
.-.11,1 Weill to ill.- door. An.,!:;,
n-d vv.is lin’d, ami two -hots, said
f. <•! m tli • dint id* Mr! lVash;\
I! • \\:\ ' nut hurt- sf iiou.sly.
• Ml! . • wrc Mo! mod and y
iv-iay Kill Wi-yj;-. | ho man v.h<>.
ha-ley ; fated hud none t11
hoot ii*, v. ;; placed under ai
o-t. !!■• failed to o'.vo hoi. I an
1 said that, t hero ha.!* Lee
mo clit'i\-r<iO'o Le-t\ve.-n the tv.
non whirl) pn buhly prompted- P
la I!' i I< i ’ . court upon a rliai ■/'
« i‘ • -.■( -ion of two trallou/. o'.'
I i>|:’o r. 11-1 was )i ivon a lino • f
. . .. ( nit y Ofliooi. L. D. Park or,
liannih..! CikI'V. in. K. A. John-o,..
I. <>. !I,i,! >n, t(.wr ether with federal
prohibition Oflieor J. J. I' ah i
dry i» >■ nii;. Edward Haiti n
O'Neal's tuwuMiip, was placed tin
d« r a I* ml for his appearance i'
federal court upon a chary*;..- of
On Sun. lay afternoon Deputies
I.. D. Parker, K. A. Join,, on ami
II an nii ml (Jmlvvin found a r-nia'l
.plant ilv of !h,;mr in the won h
mar a rani in M. nl.m township
'la y saw a man with li.juer at u
<•:;!• near tin- roadside. 'the m:;-’
Iml the whiskey in tiic ... an I
'l l KM TO PAL E 5, PLEASE
rj
ieviv&S begins At
Baptist; Church
Vv, i.. It;?!! of Sparlnn
S. \\ f»?> Is i><»i»ij4‘
H’t* S'ri;ichin<». is \n Ont
start dint; Minister of the
Daptist Denomination
\ serif-; of revival m...lines bc
H. at tlie Hnplist i-iniivii h-'rr
’slay which will last for
. VV. I,/ Hall ..f Spar!.inhni y. S
I*r. Hall was net here Sunday,
■ the pastor p rear in d sermons
his neii-iinv; dist iimx' hein^r,
i\al IMau.”
Hr. Hail arri\id ve.-levdav ami
•ached hi; first sermon Imt
was pa tar of one of the h ad
paslorale of the i'ir.-t Hap
' eliureh of Spai tuidnirjr, S. (
■ i' . lie ha.-- just a"Me through
a “ I'eui revival in his own
udi, <n liieli mure I han 10W
•a me added to the momlbership.
11 will preach the s.-rimm it.
M..before the South' rn Haptl-t
«• of S mi ill lie Id people who know
and his ability as a preacher
i -at d his vatmine; as an event id'
m i*u! iartee (.«> all the community,
Sod* it is hoped that Hie people
a! the e.'im.dn ■ will pive cordial
•a.'port to ili - imvt'm.nv, and wi.l
d- r:ve much bench! from them.
Services will be# in every evenii.p:
. : I Ihty si rvices will he nn
i'-nnsed. Sin\»'e!s fia-m all the
tin reins aie asked to assist the
l li’I-: in < i i;\ i;i. \M»
SK(1 ION LAST W I'llih
\’<ws reached here last week ol
a lire in Cleveland township whirl
'' •dv place Wednesday nijrht at tin.
h-me of Mrs. .]. Id. Martin. Tlv.
hai n at.il all feedstuff* were ihman
ed. A new 1'. i'd automobile am
• '■al chickens were also ele
' i- .ved by the blaze. The origii
of the tire is unknown.
Miss Frances White
Writes From London
Lives Interesting Account of
Nisi! to Westminister Ab
bey, London Tower, and
Other Historic Places
Mis* Corn Ho! U* Ives has re
ceived an i uterus tin# letter from
Miss France-; White, who is tour
ing Ivurope with tin- Westminster
C1mir of Layton, Ohio. Miss
W niu* formerly taught public
chool •music in the local school
end the following exempts from
iot letter will he of interest to
many in th:< section:
“So this is London” was the
fir-: thought that came to my
nil! i when we rolled into the sta
tion here. London is the largest
city in the world, hut it surely
can’t' In.Id a light to New York.
Lot then again, it is beautiful.
We have found the iutere>\ ing
piace;-. to see, and have been see
ing- llum since Tue-day when we j
an ived. O.i Wednesday afternoon j
several of us went out to see
V'hat luck we would h.ave finding
the different pla -e - « f interest. ;
We first went to W. . tniin-uw Ah- i
hey. T' lint is all you have ever!
heard about it and inmc, too. l! I
is an ilium :.so place, and perfect I
ly marvelous in struclure. Oft
course it is old, dating hack to
lot’ll when Wiiliam ‘.Tie thuniuero'
lviened. It has been called the
Coronation church since that I
time. We had a guide, and went I
all through.
“First the Parliament room. We
ha«l to put. on rubber and felt
slippers over our shoes to pro
iIn- heautilu! mosaic iloor.
The nu lithe! s. of Parliament rat
aroiimJ in that roam ami discu-o e i
t 1 ic matters of stale. The whip
»*i11post was in the center. Theo j
I we went into the different room
I where the im iwbers of royal fain
dies were ‘buried and saw the'r
^ Li mbs and royal regalia as when
May wore it. Then into the wa\
rooms where the kings ami
joaeens were re presented by wax
j lie ares—appearing just, as they;
Were when they died. Then till
! into the servici* held in the ('or
| onuiiun ehapel and .saw the euro
■ nation chair, etc. I can tell you!
about all of 111 ir> better than I J
Today we went »p to Burking- !
him Palace (Kind’s palace) and
aw them change guards. They i
do this every morning at eleven j
t’clock. Of course the king isn't'
at the palace now, but Prince of !
j Wales is acting in his place. The
guards and soldiers wi re wonder ,
| ful—-so many, and such costume.-1
md head gear. It was so thrilling;
to stand on the outside and look i
Mrr.ugh the iron liars at them.'
1 he horsemen were great. We saw
; he body guard of the king and
I they were handsome looking men
! They have to he six feet tall t<
in the service. There are about
| mhi in the regiment hut only a ;
. e: y few in the king’s body:
i guard.
We waited outside the palace 1
| fur Prince of Wales to come out.]
1 bice he was due to come out at
.he hour between ele«ven and I
■welve, but he never came whip
we were there. There were such |
O’nw’ds of people. 1 took the ko- ;
dak along and took a few pic- ;
Sure-. I hope they will In* good, j
This afternoon we went to the
London Tower. The London Tower |
is not. a t ower as you would imag- j
ine from its name, but was a for
* res In 11 when it was erect-!
d it served as a fortress for tin
'royal families and as a palace, i
because the king lived there, and j
third as a place of punishment -
; sort of a political house. It is
! only used now for sight-seers ami
i'olb'-o It has several towers in
lit. The jewel tower is where ali
TUKN TO PACK 1
i \ \ F.N<;i N FFK BACKS
AT !NIO\ IF THIUf.LS
i A lit no Ray, the world-famous
ji’athe st*»'ia 1 star, was asked to
do a n<*\v stunt in “The Yellow
Cameo," a mystery story of the
e real Miuthwesl. The script called
for the leading lady to race a
hand-ear before a train.
Rut the engineer of the locomo
tive decided otherwise and nothin;'
could induce him to drive his lo
comotive speedily behind the
hand-car. So far as he was con
Icerned, the engineer didn't care a
hoot whether “Tin- Yellow Cameo”
had a thrill in it or not/
Spencer Bonnet, veteran direc
tor of serials, fouml a way to
I get around this difficulty and he
I brought about an even more
.thrilling scene than was intend
ed.
The new Pa the dog star, Cy
clone, has his first serial role in
"The Yellow Cameo,” and the
strong cast includes many veter
lans of chapter plays, “The Yellow
Cameo” opens at Sanders theatre
in this city this coming Saturday.
J. i). I NDEUWOOI)
.\'a»>i"tl Again ;u .M,,.\ur by
'I o\\ ii ('(‘M vru! in:i I b*M 1 .asf
Night.
Farm Convention
Program Planned
Annua! Slain Farmers’ (’on
vent ion Week .1 uly 22 to 2(>
Will Feature (Gov. (Gard
ner's I arm Program
RA I.KKill, April IT..- Develop,
in^; the farm program advocated
!>.v duviTiior (). Max Gardner and
nis advisory agricultural board will
be the central theme of the an
nual State Farmer’s Convention
to he held at State CoUege for
Uu? week of July 122 to 2d ac
cording to plans made for the
convention at a meeting held in
l.’ale.igh last week.
'1 hat tin- program may receive
Mill attention, the lirsl two days
"ill he eons limed in general mat
b-r' ami leature addresses during
"hich time the convention will
hear Governor Gardner as princi
pal speaker of the week. The last
«.wo days, an,| all of the sectional
meetings for men, w Ml he con
cerned entirely with ways ami
means of putting the program into
actual operation. The college plans
'■(> invite the chairman of the
county boards of agriculture and
idle county councils of farm wo-‘
men to attend the convention;
bringing with them suggestions |
! |-( ;n their home counties and
carrying hack the ideas develop
ed at the convention.
It was decided also to invite
the Honorable Arthur M. Hyde,
Secretary of Agriculture, to ad
dles* the convention. Other noted
speaker's will he Dr. E. C. Brooks
President of State College, and
W. A. (iraham, Commissioner of
Agriculture. Both of these are
members of Governor Gardner’s
advisory board and will likely
speak along the lines of the state
program.
A feature of the convention for
the women attending will be the
annual short course at which over
dot) farm women were present last
year. Awards will he made to
:l:iee dr more outstanding farm
w< mvn They are being selected
by the home demonstration work
os at this time.
Secretary James M. Gray is now
at work building the program for
the annual convention. With def
inite plans ahead, the meeting this
summer, should be a turning point
in the agricultural development of
North Carolina, says the secretary.
H \\ K VOl I*A1I) YOl K
(EMKTKKY DUES?
I’or Mime years now, (he
Woman’s club of Southfield
has looked alter the upkeep
of (lie eemetery. The club has
a. kid plot owners to cooper
ate by the payment of $2.00
per year each, which together
with a small appropriation by
the town constitutes the fund
for this purpose. “The amount
is not suliicient to employ a
keeper for his full time, hut
the cemetery can be kept in j
pretty good shape if the plot
owners will pay promptly
their dues,” states Mrs. S. T.
Honeycutt, the treasurer of
this fund. The keeper is now
j at work and the ladies in
! charge of the cemetery are
aoxic us that enough funds be
forthcoming to keep him there
a suliicient length of time to
have the entire cemetery look
ing trim and neat. It is hoped
that this notice wijl he a re
minder to plot owners who
have overlooker}, this matter.
This cooperative plan is much
less expensive than for indi
viduals to keep the weeds cut
and grass mowed.
Name Underwoid
Again For Mayor
Two New Members of Hgiu\I
of Commissioners From C,o
Fourth Ward; Large Crowd
at Convention.
In spite of the very ir-lenient
weather, the courthouse was
crowded last night to nominate a
mayor and board of aldermen f.»r
the town of Smithfield. Until yes
terday, there had been little in
terest manifested in the conven
tion, and for a time it look ! a*
if the mayor might be nominaf. i
by acclamation. At the last, h .,
ever, the present incumbent, 1
IX Underwood, was opposed hv
George Y. Ragsdale, but w’ - i
the vote was taken Mr. Undo!
wood wak nominated, the vote
ing: Underwood 216; Ragsdn>,
121.
The convention did not convene
until after the church service :u
llu* Baptist church, but promptly
at the appointed hour, Mayor lIn
derwood called \Vr. H. Lyon to t ’ • - *
chair, who in turn named N. i .
Shepard and Mrs. T. ,). Lassiter
as secretaries. These were made
permanent officers of the conven
tion, and nominations were the •
declarer! in order. E. S. Edmua i
son placed in nomination J. 1'
Underwood as mayor, and Rev.
( hester Alexander placed in n* m
illation George Y. Ragsdale. The
voting was done by ballot.
After a mayor was nominal! !
the convention divided accord in.*,
to wards and seven commission
ers were named. In the first three
wards, the present commis.sione: *
were nominated. In the first ward,
which has only one commission:* .
W. H. Lassiter was nominate.!
Hiram. In the second ward, It. !*.
Holding ana VV. K. Grimes we:e
naed by acclamation. In the th'.r
only two named were presented:
\Vr. Ib lfood and H. L. Skinner
In the fourth ward, the vjCng
took on more interest. K. S. K.»
mundson, former commi-edm.
having removed from the w.r.i.
was therefore not a candidate !'
re-election. I)r. \V. .1. B. On, wa »
i; tilling: out the unexpire 1 teim
»f W. M. Sanders, also decline i
rem mination. This made it ne.v *
sary to name two new cninmi*.
doners from the fourth war !
which is by far the largest v.-.u •
in town. Four names were place s
in nomination: Willis Glass, \V
T. Holland, J. P. Rogers and 1
H. Wiggs. The vote by ballot r• •
suited as follows: Glass, 70; If.'
land, 01; Rogers, 51); and Wigg
13. A motion having been e li
ned that the two receviing 'h*
highest vote Ik* the nominees, Wi'
I is Glass and W. T. Holland w
represent the fourth ward in to-,
coming election.
A CARD OF THANKS
To all the friends whose sym
nathy and services were so kin-1;,
tendered in our time of bereav.*
ment, we desire to extend .
.sincere thanks.
MRS. K. G. SMITH & CHILDR! N
Then One Did.
A certain girl cried pite -u !;.
after her young man had prop s
ed.
“Why are you crying, dear?''
asked the young man solicitously
‘Have l offended you?”
“No, dear,” answered the gir!
‘that’s not it. I am crying for
pure joy. Mother always sai l I
was such an idiot fhat not even
a donkey Would propose to me.
and now one has.”
Some people are so honest :1k
won’t even take a hint.
Aunt Roxie Opines j
By Mr—
<U Vi
“Ah hopes dat de parents, tie
town and do public will keep in
nocent blood off der sidewalks mi l
make Smithtield safe.
“P. S. Too much blood is cry-*
i»K to us from her streets to be
keerfuL”