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THE REDBREAST.
Ill country lane-, the robin sing,
Clear-throated-, joyous, swift of win j.
From misty dawn to dewy eve.
(Though tare of nesting rex and grieve)
Their little heart-bells ring and ring.
And when the rose say to spring: "
'Your reign is o'er;" whea breeze! bring
The scents of sprays that lovers weave
tn country lanes; '
The redbreast still is beard to fling
His music forth; and ha willclinj
To autumn till the winds bereave
Her yellowinj trees. Nor will be iye
Till winter finds him shivering
In country lanes. J
A GOOD INVESTMENT.
A nondescript rel brick, with dingy
windows and a brown wooden pDrch
that was the sort of house the Darrella
lived in, and meanfto die inr Be'rta used
to say, sometimes rebclliously, but always
hopelessly, until that startling evening
when Miss Matilda came home in a state
of emotional chao3 and threw herself on
the lounge.
Berta was knitting an amazing 6titch
before a dyspeptic little grate, with her
feet crossed scissors-fashion on the fender.
"Lost your office ?" ejaculated that
young person, when she had pieced to
gether the bits of broken sobs that fell
from her sister's lips like the toads in
the fairy ta'c. "Do give me that paper
and let me sjc what it means.'
"It mans starvation for two !"
wailed out the disconsolate Matilda from
the sofa.
It certainly did, as far as the sis lines
of official literature went; but youth is
so insolent in its hopefulness, that when
the youngest Miss Dancll h id" buried
the letter under the coals wilh a vicious
little dig her spirits mounted with. the
blaz?.
"Oh, Teddy, dear, djn't go on like
that; just think,' there's enough money
in the tin bank to put a silver -streak in
our cloud, and a whole month's salary,
with our bills paid in advance"
"Seventy-five dollars.!'' f-nitl-d Miss
Darrell.
"It is that mach better than nothing,"
observed Beita, with a philosophical nod
at the crumpled-up figure, and another
nod a confidential one at the fire. "I:
believe I could "Smuggle U3 out of our
troubles if you would only trust th3
money to me," '
"Likely!" retorted Miss Darrell, with
a tear-choked sob of corilenint. "J
would as ron trust a baby with
matches." v -
"That's what I call a burning shame ;
but even allowing I wasted the money,
we would at least indulge in a new set of
woes. There's nothing like variety in
one's miseries, Matilda; and if you only
would trust me, I would buy two tickets
right away."
Miss Darrell permitted the feeble fire
light to flicker for a moment across her
small, wet face, as she lifted it from the
arm of the sofa.
"Tickets for what? Tickets for
where?"
"Anywhere," answered Berta, with a
generous circle of her brown hands iu the
air. '-'For the West, I guess, if the
money would take us that far."
"Did I ever"
"No, Matilda, you never! If you had
ever done anything else but plod right
on in that old rut. of an office, you
wouldn't be crying because you are out of
your rut to-day. Serves you just right
for not marrying Jack. Oh, you needn't
moan or wriggle like that, Teddy dear;
it's true, every word, and you know it!"
Miss Darrell r'aif cl her head again, and
this time her face was flushed a dark,
tempestuous red, and it wasn't tire-light
either.
"True or not, you are not the one to
reproach! If I have kept on plodding in
my 'rut,' it waonly because you had to
be raised and cared for ; an 1 now that I
am weak and unnerved from mymy
Ircuble, you carr sit there and taunt me
with your own superior intelligence. Wait
until you have done something to prove
it before you begin to brag. Oh,iny
head! my head!" and down it went again
among the cushions. . i"
"You don't consider my head, norrny
heart, either, to go on in that unfeeling
fashion. Yc3, it is unfeeling in you, Ma
tilda, when you know howT it hurts me to
see you suffer so for nothing."
"Nothing? Good Lord!"
"I suppose," and with statistical
cheerfulness the girl 'set herself bolt up
right and proceed to -check off undeniable
facts on her fingers "I .suppose the
half the world would change places with
you and me to-night. Just think of the
streets lined with beggars;; the hospitals
cram-full of suffering people; the insane
asylums and prisons, and -"
"And then look at us. Two women
not over strong, with only one month's
wages between them and the street; the
contrast is really dazzling!"
She willfully ignored the small bank
behind the Swiss clock; but Berta, wise
from experience, suffered the omission iu
silence. It was so like her small, nerv-ous-temp-red
sister to struggle on and
on like a Spartan, and then stumble at last
in tho slough of despondency with a
helpless splash, that she crept over to
the sofa, and procacdei to administer on
the haU-exposed cho?k a series of those
carressing little dabs that go such a long
way toward soothing woman's deepest
woe. ; " . . -
When the storm of tears had lulled into
irregular . and rather childish
sobs, Berta, with her cheeks flushed and
her voice quivering with eagerness, bcr
gan: . . - - ' -' - ," ... .
"Oh, Matilda, do let na - 'go ! Tf wc
were amonar stransrrs we could be no
worse off than wc arc here. If we .were
starving td-morrow, dn you know a soul
we could go to for a ponny? I don't.
And I am to dead tired of this one room,
and old Mrs. Bell's" weak tea, and that
Tommy Tolsom mooning t us from
hb side of the table." -
'But where could wc go? and what
could we do when wc got there?"
"Anjthmg anything! Teach, sew-"
Miss Matilda wriggled couvulseivjely
from head to foot.
' "And, if necessary scrub."
.Miss Matilda screamed.
Vpt lnuorhrd nut in a fashion slifflltlv
v . JO D -
boyish, but wholly delightful, because
the enjoyed it to the last echo, and
sprang to hor feet with suddenness cal
culate d r.t the very least to drive Miss
Matilda wild.
"If I arrange everything everything,"
she cried," breathlessly, "will you let me
have my way this time, Teddy? Say,
will you? will you?"
And because Miss Matilda was totally
demoralized and weak from her emotion,
she helplessly answered yes.
It CQuld be proved if only some one
would take the trouble to do it that
there exists no one cpiitc so hopelessly ir
responsible as a woman newly dismissed
from governmental office unless it be a
man!
When Miss Darrell had cried herself
sick enough for a prescription, she sank
into a state of apathetic despair and staid
there until Berta came home one even
ing after a week's busy planning, w'.th
two yellow tickets in her hands.
"They cost exactly sixty elollar?," she
cried, joyously. "And I decided on
Goldville for tivo splendid reason; vou
see, we shall have thirty ilollars and fifty-'
two-cents to astonish the n:'ivc-; with,
and there is such a spici of comfort in
the first syllable, don't you iliink ":"
"What's in a name!" quoted 3Iiss Ma
tilda, dismally.
But Bertha only laughel.
Miss. Matilda almost wanted to laugh
herself, two 'day.? afterward, when she
found herself flashing through State after
State, for all her life had only meant so
many reel and blue splashes on the nia;.
There .was no longer reed to reprove
Berta for the reckless handling of their
future. The money was spent now anel,
after all, there was a flavor of dangerous
pleasure in daring fate to do her wor.4.
All her life she hid walked without
stumbling in the beaten path th it lav
before her as prim as a Dutc h fiowc- ;.yar
den, and now that there had conic a sud
den and appalling end 1 1 hrr road, all
the comfort ;shc lal got from Berta was
a reference to "rut," that wasti't sisterly,
and another to "Jack," that wai scarcely
genteel.
Very well! there wa3 no Ion ;cr tho
despised rut to plod in. They had a deso
late amount of freedom now to starve whrc
they pleased, and ot cours?, if it suited
Berta best to have their bones bleach on
the boundless prairies of the West,
why "
And then the did laugh at her own
amazing stock of self-pity,and it brought
such a sparkle in Bcrta's warm gray eyes,
that it was worth being hopeful just to
see them.
And, indeed, the girl was so cheerily
familiar with things she never saw before
and knew nothing about, so worldly
wise in the matter of checks and so
equal to the baggagemen, that Miss Dar
ril, in spite of her thirty an! something
over years, was beginning by the second
night to feeh childishly, irresponsibly
happy, when their journey came to an
end.
Came to such a sudden and disastrous
end, that she had been lying in an ugly
heap under the stars quite twenty min
utes before she realized that there had
been an accident, and that like a? not
she was d?d.
Wounded s"hc certainly was, ' for her
arm lay under her as stiff and cold as a
weiodcn thing, and there was something
trickling down her face, in thick, slow
drops, that she knew even in the awful
darkness was nothing less than blood
and then she fainted again.
The accident had happened in an out-of-the-way
part of the country, with no
one to blame but a sleepy flagman. There
was an inch or so of i aragraph in the
nearest paper, and a two-line t"legram
notice in the press all over the State but
it takes more than a handful of bruised
and battered passengers t o make head
lines in these progressive days, so that
when Miss Darrell opene 1 her C3cs on the
world again it had quite forgotten all
about her.
It was rather a strange world for a pair
of civilized eyes to open upon -four walls
of round logs chinked with mud of deli
cate yellow, with a small, square opon
iug for a winelow, and a long panel slit
for a door.
Outside the window there were frost
coated mountains.shooting up, up alxvc
the sky . line, and on the other side of
the door there came swift, irregular
sounds of what was it? What was that
sound? And where in the name of sense
was Reberta?-
Why, there she stood right beside her,
and as her watchful eyes caught' sihf
of Miss Matilda's wide, wpndcring ones,
there came a pink wave of gladness into
her face, as with a womainly sob she leaned
over and caught her in her arms.
"Berta," began Miss Mhtilda, in tttch
a small, faint voice that it very nearly
frightened her into silence, "I've been ill,
haven't I?" . ,
Yes, "dear ; but the doctor says"
"I've needed a doctor, then?" And 4
when-she hd asked her question, she
moaned and closed her cye3.
Berta- could have toll her , Bhc
came nc-:r needing -a coroner,
but fcho - only patted the thin white
hand, and purred out a scries of soothing
endearments instead. - - .
"And what did be-say was the matte
with me? I feel AS-if every bone in my
body wa3 splinters my arm is broken, I
know!" ' ' '
"Indeed it isn't !"-cried the girl, eager
ly. "You were just shook up, don't you
know, and bruised anel. scratched all
over, poor darling ; but thcie was nothing
downright dangerous the matter, because
the jury, or whatever you call it, sat on
you, and, of course, they ought 4- to
know."
Then Miss' Matilda D.irrell's eyes flare 1
open, and her moan wr.s comething
dreadful to hear. V '
-"It only serve i me right tor trusting a
childlike you with the responsibilities
that belonged to hie. I don't blame you
heaven knows; but to conic back to con
siousne-ss in a hovel like this, penniless, -anel
maimed perhaps for life it 'makes
me wish I was dead oh, I wish I was
dead " And then the faint, quiver
ing voice trailed off into a pitiful and
most chilil ish sob.
"If you knew what you were talkin;
aboii, Teddy, a on wouldn't go on in th it
unfeeling way. It isn't a hovel; it's a
very nice shant3', with big blazing fires
in both rooms, and its the loveliest spot
you ver Miw outside, with high ino
cains and miles and mile? of pin s 'the
van will be coming by presently don't
saiver like that, poor dad ing -and heu
you sec the doctor --well !" and Berta ac
cented her last word with uplifted eyes
und hands.
"And how am I to paj him. that's
what I want to know! Oh, Berta, child,
that was a bad investment you made ot
our last bit of money "
"I call it a very gooel investment,' in
terrnptcd tho youngest Miss Darrell,
stoutly. "I only had a hundred do'.'.ars
to work with', and I'm sure I've n nli: ed
on it to the extent of five thousand dol
lars and a beau !"
4 'Five thousand dollars and a "
, "Beau your beau, not mine. My ope
rations have been purely disinterected. I
don't even exaet the usual per cent. Good
gracious, Matilda, don't stare at a body
like that! Jack said I must break it by
elcgrces, but he hadn't seeu your eyos
when he gave me the order. You see,
when we determined to 'Westward IIo,'
I wrote to Jack, and the dear old boy
you just ought to see what a drab-col-orcd
head he has, with a round bald spot
in the middle well, he said in hi; reply"
that I wai to buy tickets for Gc'.dviiie,
and that he wou'.d meet us at the station.
The accident happened six miles tnls
side, aud as you were not able to be
moved, he turned out the lumberman
who own this cabin and fixed iu up as
snug-, as snug. You can hear the men
chopping in the pines now isn't it the
cheeriest, crispest music in t'ie world !
I'm going-to marry a lumberman some
elay on account of his axe anel dear old
Jack owns a comfortable home in Cold
ville and gets all the practice in the town.
A load investment, indeed!"
Over Miss Darrell's face came a tinge
of faintest pink, and her lips trembled
like a baby's.
"Oh, yes, you are so taken up with
Jack that you don't consider the caVn
proiits of my litt'e speculation! The
tivo thousand dollar s is the result of 2
compromise the railroad ma le with nit",
and I've put it iu Goldville bonds at s-.v
percent., which I consider a downright
good investment V--Kann is Lancaster.
The World's Biggest Diasnond.
In August, 1884, the arrival 'of the eel
brat 'd loT-carat flue Avhite diamond
from South Africa . and its subsequent
purchase by a syndicate of London and
Paris diamond merchants Avere an
nounced. The gem was intrusted to tho
e.ue of one the-most skilful cutters, who
has-been engaged on ihe stcne during
the past eight months, and expects to
complete the work in April. As antici
pate 1, the stone Avill turn out the most
wonderful "brilliant-cut" diamond on
record, surpassing in weight, as also, it
i:; believed, in color, purity ,aud lust'-e,
II the crown and historical brilliants of
the world. The stone in its almost rin
i.hcd state weighs still 230 carats, but
in oreler to give it the best possible sh.ap
and lustre it is intended to rceluce its
weight to something under 2S0 carats.
The Koh-i-noor weighs only 103 carat?,
the Regent of Franco 130 3-4, carats,
Star of the South 125 carats, and the
Piggott 82 1-4 carats. The Great Mogul
weighs 279 carats. It ' is, however,
a lumpy stone, only rose-cut and if cut
to a proper-shaped brilliant it would
probably not weigh more than 140 car
ats. London Time. '
Chloroform 'ajfil C.hlaraL
A specialist of high repute says he h :.'.
many women under his care who intoxi
cate themselves though not with liquor.
Chlorofoim is the worst intoxicant in the
list." A woman wdio uses it is never cured,
Avhile she may be of the opium habit oi
the love of stimulants. One of the
most brilliant "journalists c?i the Boston
press some years ago would take chloro
form to tuc.h a degcc he. would-be hall
idiotic for days, and a cingular deafness
was produced temporarily, an infirmity
which finally becanie chronic, aud then
letup on the chloroform. Chloral has
taken a strong hokl of society women,
who use up their nervous force and en
ergy", and who Hiut have something tc
repair the waste quickly without wait
ing for natural rest and "time. A Jaly
tokL me not long since that she took
"little chloral" every night; she could
not live without it, and she also added
that lots of women she knew did so also.
Hodon Letter. . - " .
, Good temper is like a sunny-day; it
sheds its brightness on everything. ;
FACTS FOR THE CURIOUS.
The present alphabet, in the coarse ol
centuries, grew from the original twenty
two signs of the Phoenicians.
The finest screws used in a watch have
250 threads to the inch, but screws with
500 threads to the inch can be cut. It
takes 141,000 watch screws to weigh a
pound.
The horses of the Numidians and some
of the northern nations were in ancient
times so docile and well broken that they
could be maaagecLby the voice, without
rein or bit.
Harry Brownlee, of Adair county,
Iowa, has catea tweuty-three big cucum
ber pickles in four minutes, and therc
fbnfclamis to be the champion -pickle
cater cf the State. .
Cathay was the name that Marco Polo
applied to China when he visited it in
the thirteenth century in the employ ol
the khan of Tartary. Columbus expected
to find this land by sailing westward from
Spain.
An ordinary freight car holds ninety
barrels of flour; 310 bushels of wheat;
200 sacks of flour; 430 bushels of pota
toes; 6,000 feet of lumber; and unless
you keep a sharp lookout, from one to
half a dozen tramps.
There was a sort of prison and place
of correction attached to the farms and
villas of the Komans, in which those ol
the slave family who wore kept in fct
tcrs were lodged and made to work in
irons; whereas the rest, who were not
.chained, were provided with separate
accommodations in another part of the es
tablishment. A microscopic slide in the possession
ot the Manchester Philosophical and Lit
erary society, in England, contains the
Lord's prayer written within the 403,
000th part of an inch. The -minute speck
can be founel with powerful microscopes
only with great difficulty, as the focus
j.ciiit of tli-j lens must be made to cci
the exact spot bearing. tho object. It was
engraeel by Mr. Webb some yeafs ago
bjr the aid of an instrument now held by
die society.
On May 12, l?e0, a remarkable dark
aess overspread New England, varying in
intensity at different places. In some sec
tions persons could not read common
printcel matter in the open air. Birds be
eame silent and Avent to rest: barnyard
foAvls went to ro st, and cattle sought
their accustomed evening resorts. Houses
were lighted with caudles, and nearly all
out-of-door Avork Avas suspended. The
obscuration began at 10 o'clock in the
morning and continued until night. The
cause of the darkness has ncATer been re
vealed. The air aams unclouded.
Genera! Lee and the Courier.
Ilt'rc's nn incide nt of General Robert E.
Lee that has never been published. Col
onel Chapman, the special internal revenue
officer, Avas colonel of Mosby's regiment.
Frequently Mosby AAas off making pri
vate seoutings, aecompanicd by only a
; few trusty men. In such cases he left
i Colonel Chapman in command. Early in
; January, in 1865, the colonel went to
' Petersburg to see General Lee about mov
, ing a part of Mosby's command" for the re
! mainder of the winter down near Kin
j sale, on the Potomac River. While the
' colonel was talking to General Lee they
Avere interrupted by the arrival of a
special courier. The day was"vcry cold.
There had been rain for several days.
This day the rain had fallen in torrents.
The Avar was drawing to a close and ra
tions anel clothing were very scarce.
The courier Avas wretchedly clad,
lie had no overcoat. His suit was
very much worn and wa?
soaking wet, for he had ridclen many
miles that day in the drenching rain.
General Lee drew a (diair to the small
wood fire and bade the man take a seat.
When he had concluded his errand and
j Avas thoroughly warmed he arose to go.
i General Lee glanced at him almost fur-
tively, as if he felt that the soldier Avas
ashamed to have' his poor attire ob
served.
"Are you returning at once to youi
general's?" inquired General Lee.
"Yes, sir," Avas the response, "if my
horse has finished feeding."
v "It is still raining very hard," said
General Lee; "have you no rubbei
coatr"
"Oh, that don't matter, general," Avas
the evasive but brave ansAver.
"Then," savs Colonel Chapman, "Gen
eral Lee remained silent a moment, Avalk
ed to the Avail where his rubber coat
hung, took it down and gave it to the
soldier, who protested in vain against
General Lee depriving himself. I'll tel1
you," continued Colonel Chapman,
"there were many generals in the army
who woul.l have risked their lives foi
their men, but Le is the only one I saAv
part with his gum coat on a rainy, day in
dead c f winter, and that to a private who
was not even immediately connected with
Lee's command. Macon (Gi.) Tele
Graph. A Queer Tree.
There's a peculiar freak of nature on the
road Jeading from this place to Ball's
Ferry.;, It consists of two large pine
trees, whose ba?cs stanel four feet apart,
and wlrch unite alxmt forty feet in the
air, to be oni .and the s ime trunk. A
few feet above?, where the ttvo trees join,
can be traced the two separate bodies,
inennng more anl more into one another
until all liue of demarkation is lost, and
there -is but one trunk from here upward,
perfectly round and symmetrical. It is
reasonable to conceive how two trees
could, from close contact, grow into each
idher. But in what manner did one tree
lose its ivlcntiry as to a top? Trie inton
-((7a.) Aifiil,
BILL NYE
TALKS OP THE BAXEFCIi THO-
TOGKAPH IIAtSIT.
The Picture-Maker's View or the Sev
en Ages of 3Ian From a Squirm
ing Baby to a While
Haired Old Man.
No doubt the photogra-ph habit, when
once formed, is one of the most binef.d
and productive of the most intense suf
fering in after years of any with which
wc arc familiar. Sometimes it seems to
me that my whole life has been one long,
ibject apology for photographs that I
iavc shed abroad throughout a distracted
country.
Man passes through seven distinct
stages of being photographed," each one
exceeding all previous efforts in that
fine.
First he is photographed as a prattling,
bald-headed baby, absolutely destitute
of eyes, but making up for this deficiency
by a wealth of mouth that would make a
icgro minstrel olive green with envy. We.
5ften wonder what has given the average
photographer that Avild, hunted look
ibout theyes and that joyless sag about
die knees. The chemicals and indoorlife
ilone have not done all this. It is the great
nerve tension and mental strain used iu
trying to photograph a squirming and
dark red child Avith white eye-s, in such a
aianner as to please its parents.
An old-fashioned dollar store album
with cerebro-spinal meningitis, and filled
with" pictures' of half-suffocated chillren
.'n' heavily-starched Avhite elrcsses, is the
first thing we seek on entering a home,
and the last thing from which Ave re
luctantly part.
The second stage on the downward
road is the photograph of the boy Avith
fresh-cropped hair, anel in which the
stiff and protuberant thumb takes a lead
ing pact.
Then follows the portrait of the lad,
with strongly marked freckles and a look
of hopeless melancholy. With the aid
of i detective agency I have succeed
in running down and destroying several
of these pictures Avhich were attributed
to me.
Next comes the young man, twenty
one years of age, Avith his front hair
plastered smoothly down over his tender,
throbbing dome of thought. He does
not care so much about the expression on
the mobile features, so long as his left
hand, Avith the neAV ring on it, shows
distinctly, and the string of jingling,
jangiiug charms on his watch chain, in
cluding the cute little basket ' cut out
of a peach stone, stand out avcII in the
foreground. If the young man
would stop to think for a moment that
iome day he may become eminent and
ashamed of himself, he Avould' hesitate
about doing this. Soon after, he has a
tintype taken in which a young lady sits
in the alleged grass, while he stands be
hind her Avith his hand lightly touching
her shoulder as though he might be
feeling of the thrilling circumference of
a buzz saw. lie carries Ihis picture in
his pocket for months, and looks at .it
whenever he may be unobserved.
Then, all at once, ha discovers that the
young lady's hair is not done up that
way any more, and that her hat doesn't
seem to fit her. He then, in a fickle
moment, has another tintype made, in
which another young woman, with a
more recent hat and later coiffure, is dis
covered holding his hat in her lap.
This thing continues until one day
he comes into the studio Avith his wife,
md tries to see how many children can
be photographed on one negative by
holdiug one on each knee and using the
older ones as a back-ground.
The last stage in his eventful career,
the old gentleman allows himself to be
photographed, because he is afraid he
may not live through another long, hard
winter, and the boys would like a picture
of him while he is-able to climb the dark,
narrow sta'rs which lead to the artist's
room.
Sadly the thought comes back to you
in after years, when his graA-e is green
m the quiet valley, and the worn and
weary hinds that have toile 1 for you arc
forever at rest; how patiently he sub
mitted while his daughter pinned the
clean, stiff, agonizing Avhite collar aboui
his neck and brushed the little flakes of
"dander" from the velvet collar of hu
best coat; hoAv he toiled up the long,
lark,' lonesome stairs, not with thr
egotism of' a half centurj
go, but Avith the light of an
ticipated rest at last, in hi.3 cyc3, obedi
sntly as he would go to the dingy law of
fice to hive hi? will drawn, he meekly
leaves the outlines of his kind old face
forthose he loved and for whom he has
jo long labored.
It is a picture at which the thoughtless
may smile, but it is full of pathos, and
sloquent for tho3e who kncAV him best,
lis attitude is stiff and his coat hunche?
up in the back, but his kind old heart as
serts itself through the gentle eyes, and
when he has gone away at last wc do not
criticize the picture any more, hut beyond
the old coat that hunches up in the back
and that lasted him so long, wc read the
history of a noble li fe.
Silently tho old finger-marked album,
lying so unostentatiously on the gouty cen
tre table, points out the mile-stones from
infaney to age, and back of the mistakes
of a struggling photographer is portrayed
the laughter and the tears, the joy and
the grief, the dimples and the gray hairs
of one man's life tims--I?Z Aye, ' in Bos
ton Globe.
The most remarkable product of the
temperance fgitation of late ; years is a
German antl-lager beer organ ,DerVeut:h
AmerUianc: - ' ; ' : :
TEMPERANCE DEPARTMENT.
A Fatal Defect.
' One of the queerest case I cer heard
of," jaiel the story-teller in the smoking
car, "is down in our town. There's a
man there who has a peculiar defect. I
know him well, lie's a draughtsman,
and an accomplished man. HcrtiidraAV
anything he is asked to draw, with a
solitary exception, and do as b I a job
of it a3 any man iu the country. But
that one exception 14 him his situation,
his wife, his friends, and his reputation,
and now it is killing him. Isn't it
strange?' v
"Very. But what is that he can't
draw."
" A sob.r breath." C'A i vyo If-raid.
Gough's Tribute to Cold Water.
Of all the powerful execrations on rum
delivered by the' late John B. Gough, tho
most powerful has never been pu' dished.
I came a ross it to-day, says a Woosh-r
(Ohio) correspondent. It i in (Sough'?
own handAvriting, and avus deli vend by
him twenty-six years ago. .After its do
livery, a young law stud -nt in (lie -audience,
Mr. T. S. Mi pheid,noAv a reV-ident
of Woostcr, asked Mr. Gough to favoi
him Avith his Avords in writing. Mr.
Gough c n rented, on condition thut the
manuscript never be published while ho
was on the lect ire platform. The con
ditions were assented to, and Mr. (Sough
jotted down the folhming apostrophe en
Avatcr and execration em rum as he had
delivered them while holding a glass of
Avatr r in his hand : (
"There is no poison in that cup; no
fiendish spirit dwells beneath those
crystal drops to lure you and me and all
ot us to ruin ; no spectral shadow play
upon its Avavehss surfac": no widows'
groans or orphans' (tars ris" to (Sod f-r un
those placid fountains; misery, crime,
w.etchcdncss, woe, -want aud rags eonio
not within the hallowed precincts where
cohl water reigns supreme. Pure now as
when it left its native hi ave.i, giving
vigor to our youth, strength to our man
hoxl, anel solace to our oi l age. Co'd
water is beautiful, and bright an I p'tre
ewryAvhre. , In the moonlight foun
tains anel the' sunny rills; in th AvarMin
brook and the giant river; in th deep
tingled Avil hvood and the cataract's
spray; in the hand of beauty or on the
lips of m inho d cold Avater is beautiful
everywhere.
"Rum"! There is a poi.-on in that cup.
There is a tcrpent in that cup Avho.se ting
is madness, and Avhose embrace is death.
'1 here dwells be u-ath that smiling sur
ff.ee a liendi h spirit wh'ch for o--iiM"ies.
has bie.i wandering over the tart li. car
rying on a Avar of (- s-4 ttii
and destruction against i.-;.lnki'id.
b ighting and mildewing tho nobl'-t j
aTe'ctions of the heart and !
corrupting Avith: lis foul breath the tide
of human life and changing the Ll:'.d.
green earth into a lazar house. Ga-.e on
it! But shudder as you ga.e! Ti o u
Sjiai kling drops are murder in di-g ii e;
so quiet iioav, yet wi lows groans and
orphans" tears and maniacs' yells arc iu
that cup. The Avorin that dict'i not
and the iire that is not quenched a"c in
that cup. .
"Peace and hope, and love and tYuth
dwell not within that fiery circle AVlure
dwells that desolating monster , which
men call rum. Corrupt now as when it
1 -ft its native hell, g'lAing tiro to the eye,
madness to the brain and ruin to the
soul. Rum is vile and deadly and ac
cursed everywhere. The poet would
liken it in its fiery gloAV to the flames that
flicker around the abode of the damned.
The theologian would . point yon to the
drunkard's doom, Avhile the historian
avouM unfold the dark record of th
past and point you to the fate of empires
and kingdoms lured to ruin by the siren
song of the tempter, and sleeping now in
cold obscurity, the wrecks of what once
were great, grand and glorious Yes. rum h
corrupt and vile and deadly and accursed
everywhere. Fit type anel scmb'ain c of
all earthly corruption !
"Base art thou yet as avIi n the Avise
man warned us of thy power and bade us
flee thy enchantment. Yil ;rt thou yet
as Avhen thou first Avent forth on thy un
holy mission filling earth with desola
tion and madness, woe and anguish.
Deadly art thou yet as Avhen thy enven
omed tooth first took fast hold on hu
man lu art?', and thy serpent tongue firs
drank up the warm life blood of immor
tal souls. Accursed art thou yet as when
the bones of thy first victim rottc 1 in a
damp grave, and its shriek echoed along
the gloomy caverns of hell. Yes thou
infernal spirit Of rum; through all past
time hast thou been, as through ad com
ing time th u sdialt be, accursed every
where. "In the fiery fountains of the till; in
the seething bubbles of the cauldron; in
the kingly palace and the drunkard's
hovel; in the rich man's cellar and the
poor man's closet; in the pestilential
vapors of foul dens, and in tho blase of
gilded saloems; in the hand of bcavfcy
and on the lip of manhood. Rum is vile
and deadly and. accursed every av here.
''Rum, wc yield not to thy unhallowed
influencl', and together Aye have met ia
plan thv destruction. And by wdiatncw
name sliall avc call thee, and to what
shall avc liken thee when wc speak of thj
attributes. Others may call thee child
of perdition, the base born progeny ol
sin and Satan, the murderer of mankind
and the destroyer of immortal souls ; but
1 this night will gi'e thee a new name
among men and crown thee with a nt;w
horror, and tlrnt name shall be the sacra
mental cup of the rum power, and I will
say to all the sons and daughters of earth!
Dash it down! And thou rum, shall
be my text in my pilgrimage among men,
a'd not alone shall my tongue ut'.er it,
but the groans of orphans in their agony
and the cries of widows in their desola
tion shall proclaim it .the enemy of home,'
the tradueer of childhood, and the de
stroyer of manhood, and Adiose only an
tidote is the sacramental cup oi .temper
ance, cold water!"
The Clark bill to providefor fci'mtiflc
temperance in the publie sLooh. hat
passed both branches of the Iowa legis
lature.. The State Jlcgiatcr ; says of it that
it is one of the best measures that has
ever been passed by any legislature, .
More than "one-half of the internal, rev
enue receipts of the government come
from the four states of Illinois, JSew
York," Ohio anel Kentucky. - ,
- Italyhns three . loeomotive f.-i'toriej
and three railway repair shops.
A Terrible Straggle with a Maniac
- I had a little adventure on Goat Island
one afternoon last summer, which will
keep mo aAvay from Niagara Falls as long
bs I lire. It was during the last of. Au-
f gust. I was thereto meet a Jew Yorker
on business, and I had to wasta whole
dav for him. Durinsf tho arrwrnoon of
the first day I Avent over to Goat Island..
When I had walkcdi clear down to tho
brink of the Amcricap Palis, just whero
the bridge start to run out, I at down
in the sluule to rc&t. There were Jtwo or
three jieople round there at ihe time, but
I they soon went twray, and. for half tin
hour I avss all aono. Then a single per
son approached. He was a tall, black
eyed man powerfully built, and having a
troubled look on his face. Ho halted
near me, looked at rac as if trying to es-.
tablish my identify, and I heard him -giAling
and muttering. ; At length he
Shouted at me:
"Well, are you ready!"
"For what?" I asked.
"To go over the falls!"
I 'was on my feet like a flash,, for it had .
struck me that he was insane. I was no
sooner up than he sprang at mo with a
curse, and the next moment wo were
struggling thereon the 'bank, not six feet ,
from tho Avatcr and not orcr forty from
the brink of the falls. Tho fellow did
rot try to push 'me over, but rather to
drag -me with him. In a rough-and-tumble
Avith him I Avould have had no .
show, but in seeking to grasp my throat
he got his thumb in my mouth, and I
.shut doAvn on it with all my might. I
am famous iu the gymnasium for my
Ir ft-banders. I planted my fist in his
face whenever the chance offered. He
was a human bulldog. I bit his thumbs
to the bone, but he never Avinccd. Twice 1
he had me so near the brink that I gave
myself up for lost, but I rallied on him,
and finally planted a blow on his neck
which made, him wilt. -
When I got away from him I rushed .
up the bank and down the path a.few
rods, and then, laugh as you mayj" I
tumbled in a heap and camo so near
fainting away that everything turned,
dark for a moment. It Avas flyc minutes
before the Aveakncss left my knees so that
I could Avalk, and I at once made tracks
for the mainland. Before I reached the
Island bridge I met a party of gentlemen,
and Avent backAvith them to secure the
lunatic, lie was not to be found. Tho '
toll takers of the bridge rcmembcreel of
his passing over in the morning, but ha
never returned. The island was thor
oughly R'arhe:l, but nothing could bo
found of hirrji. Detroit Free Press.
How the Mexicans Capture Ants. ',
An automatic combination self-adjust
ingant trap and intoxicating machine
has been in use for years in New Mexico
and Arizona, which is worthy of careful
civilized attention. The chief blessing
of that arid section is held to be mescal,
i fiery liquor distilled from a species of
cactus, and the principal curse is an im
mense black ant that considers himself
proprietor of any premises to which his
nest may belong. It is said that the na
tives could not live wdthout either tho
museal or the ants, for while it is only
mescal that can make a Mexican's life
endurable Avith the ants, it is only the
ants that Avakc a Mexican from the pro
found coma into which the mescal
plunges him.
The ancient Mexican method of trying
to get rid of an ant's nest was to fill up
the main hatch" Avilh fine gunpowder and
touch it off, keep a fire boiling over it
night and day for a week, or drown it
out with boiling lye. The only' result
was that the ants would stay down cellar"
until -the tremble. Avas over, and then
cheerfully repair the damage, done to their
dwelling, and "lay for" the Mexican in
the silent watches of tho night with a
vigor and alacrity that Avere truly awful.
One day a desperate Mexican poured
c quart of viesml' down his throat and
buried the bottle in the centre of the
principal ant's nest in his yard, with the
intention of filling it with gunpowder,
and blowing both himself aad his ene
mies out of the territory. Having buried
thcbottle to tho neck, he went to the
trader's to get the powder. When ho
returned, he found that thcbottle was
filled with ants, whom curiosity had
prompted to drop in, and who, unable to
climb out, Avere indulging" in a rough
and tumb-c free fight that did the Mexi
can's heart no cad of good. Another
bottle wes quickly procured and filled,
and by sunset the Mexican found him
s df proprietor of seven quarts of ants in
various stages of mutilation and wrath.
To 'shake these into a bonfire was easy,
and thus ia a day the colony was broken
up forever.
The Avriterhas seen two pounds of rifle
poAvder re-nvncd . into an ant's nest and
p;ovc ineffective in its destruction, while
by thcbottle system the, work -was thor
oughly accomplished in less than a week
by the capture of the -list ant inthe com
cunity. Scientific Amiri:an. .
A Preacher's Intelligent Horce.
A Methodist preacher in North Louis
iana has a horse Avhich possesses strong
reasoning poAver3 or remarkable memory.
On the first and third Sundays in the
month Mr. Cadin holds service in a town
Avhich is reached by taking the left fork
of the road, while on the second and
fourth Sundays the town in which he
preaches is at the termination of the right
fcjrk of th6 road. The horse without a
word or a touch of the bridle never fails
on the first and third Sundays to take
the road to the left, and, on thesccond
and fourth Sundays that ontho right
New Orleans Picayune. .
A Detroit salesman held his head un
derwater two minutes and five seconds
on a wager of $30 and felt no ill effects.