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The Fall Session begins on the 3d of August 1SS5, and runs through five months. Tl lTIOX, PER WntJI. iTimary, Intermediate, -Advanced . . $2.00 2.50 aoo Board from $3 TO $10 per muntt. .For further particular' address the Trin- WE 1 fflDRR, MC.M FACTURER AD DEALER IX Tin-fare, Stat-Iron AXD HOLLOW WARE. WADESBORO, N. C. HOTELS. When you go to Charlotte be snre to call on S. M. TIM MOM'S, FOR Fins Mountain Whiskies IX TBK Old Charlotte Hotel charlotte, rr. c. YARBROUGH HOUSE, - RAI,EI1J, Tf.-C. PRICES REDUCED TO SUIT THE TIMES CALL AJ?D SEE US. HOW TO BE HAPPY. Are you almost disgusted With life, little man? I will tell you a wonderful trick That will bring you contentment, If anything can; Do something for somebody, quick; Do something for somebody, quick! Are you awfully tired With play, little girl f Weary, discouraged and rick I . Ill tell you the loveliest ' Game in the world ; Do something for somebody, quick ; Do something for somebody, quick! Though it rains like tin rain Of the flood, little man, And the clouds are, forbidding and thiek. You can make the sun shine In your soul, little man: Do something for somebody, quick; Do something for somebody, quick! Though the skies are like brass . Overhead, little girl, And the walk like a well-heated brick; And our earthly affairs In a terrible whirl? Do something for soro.xxly, quick; Do something for somebody, quick! Mary Brainard. The Deacon's Daughter, Dora Maxwell was the prettiest girl ia Dacre - a village which produced crops of pretty ,irls, just as naturally as it did big rocks, shaded rods, cool glcns and picturesque and hihlv dangerous water faW: Everyone liked Dora! The young men, b .cause she was handsome and unaffected ; the girls, because she was amiable, and always had the prettiest patterns of any one in the villa0e, and was quite ready, to lend them ; and the mammas, on ac count of he. substantial charms such broad meadows, such goodly cattle, such stores of linen made up by the hands of the thrifty Dora, such wealth of massive silver and old-Iashioued cLina as be longed to Deacon Maxwell, and a goodly portion of wh-hmustgo to his eldest and handsomest daughter, would have made even a squint, red hair, and bad temper endurable in their eyes. So all the village regarded her as a sort of personal property, and every mother who had a marriageable son watched over her with a vigilance v and interest tru'y surprising, and which ought utterly to confound those who don't believe in the natural goodness and purity of human nature. Spite of which, in he r twenty-third year, Dora was Dora Maxwell still a fact which she didn't take at all to heart, though some of the envious had commenced to whisper, "old maid." It was the first Sunday in June, a warm, , balmy, smiling, fragrant morning, just deepening into noon, as the deacon and his family came home from church! Mr;. Maxwell had on her loose dress and was fanning herself by the window,., while Dora and her two sistc s, having laid away their hats and parasols, were getting dinner, when their mother exclaimed: 'Dear me, if there ain't Eph Schenck c omin' up the walk. '' The girls giggled, and D ) redden I. Eph Schenck was a lor-;, tall, sham-' bli'.g, freckled, .ed-haired youth, who had a dbagreeable way of driving over to church from his father's farm (ten miles distant), and then concluding to lake dinner with Deacon Maxwell. She knew just how it would be. He would sit there, in that -corner, by the eight-day clock, his chair tipped back, his' huge mouth op-n and his eyes fastened on her in stupid admiration. He would choke himself at dinner, and break out n a perspiration, trying to say something tender in her car. He would go with them to church, and tumble up the steps; he would tread on her dress and tear it; he would insist on singing out of the same book with her, and to a dole ful tune of his owu imagining; he would stare at her during the sermon, and wipe hi shiii'g forehead, alternately, till he had all the younger portion of the con gregation engaged in doing their best not to giggle. He would go back and ho'cc him elf again a tea, and after tea father would g out to look at the chickens, and mother and the girls to see about the work, and then who cculd tell if he wouldn't Uke it into his stupid head to ask her to be Mrs. Eph Schenck. Down went '-e ef th from Dora's hand as this last dreadlui possibility-presented itseh to her mind, r.nd away she ran, like a startled deer, across the garden and out of a little t ck gate into the broad meadow, where in her haste she almost rushed "nto the arms of Jaraes Van Buskirk, the clear-headed son of a good-for-nothing father, who badefir to retrieve the position which his father had lost, but being only r If way up ihe Lill, .ras only partially antenanced by all those prudent and worthy p .ople who will nearly shake yen hand off when you -are safely at the top. Dora was a'. out to pass L.n with a dignified bow, bvt the young man, whoea dark eyes were dancing .with raiscbief, stopped her, by gravely inquiring : If sho Lad the dyspepsia, and was running for exercise? "No, sir, I am in a hurry," tartly answered Dora, who thought that it was none ohis business. "On!' indeed, don' let me detain you then, 5nd turning, he coolly walked on beside her. , Dora bit 1 er lip. James Va 1 Buskirk was the smartest, the worthiest, and tht most . ngreeable young Hua- of her acquaintance j but she was a Maxwe'l. She weald not be unci il to Mr. V-n Buskirk, but of course she could not en courage him ; ana lding her head at a much loftier , angle than usual, she inarched on erect, and in silence. "I think I saw lr. Schenck drite by a few minutes n,w remarked James, "did I not?" "It is quite likeb, , tut wbav of ' V "Nothing, only it struck me as a little cxtiaordinary, tnat according to rt cal culation you must have gone out the ba door precisely as he entered tl e front one." Th:s was too much for Dora's gTivety, and she burst into a hearty laugh. "Y fcu may think it does not concern me," proceeded the young man, witl the same imperturbable gravity, "but I am only in pursuit of information. Am I tc understand, Miss Jlaxwell, that when I wish to sec yon, my best way will be to knock at your father's door, and then take the shortest cut for the meadow!" Dora could scarcely credit her senses. Jemes Van Euskirk visit her! Wish to see her? - In doubt whether to give him a saucy, or a coldly-scornful answer, .she looked up; but, in spite of herself, her cheek glowed with blushes, and her eyes fell before the kindling glance that met her own. James smiled to himself. "You have not answered me, " he said, after a short pause. "I I don't know what you mean," shj stammered. "My father's house is open to all." The young man shook his head. "I do not doubt that, but that is not the question. It is you I care for. Will you receive me? Do you say that I may come?" Dora was silent. "Speak," he said, impetuously. "I have no fear or shame in asking you to be my wife, heiress thoug'i you are. I want nothing-tbat is your father's, nor would I take it ; but I swear to you, that if you will only have the courage to ac knowledge the love that I know has long been in your heart, I will at no dis- ' tant day place 3 0U in a position far above the one in which you now are." Dora trembled, for his words awakened echoes in her heart for which she could nowise account ; but pride and prejudice U strong stronger than love, and she only answered : wHere we are at Mrs. Fleming's. Good morning, Mr. Van Buskirk," and flitted away up the walk before he could 6top her. Sukimer merged into autumn, autumn gave way to winter, but no greater changes took place around her than were developing themselves in the mental economy of our little Dora. From that memorable Sunday, James had never ap proached her. She had met him constant ly in attendance on other girls, and es pecially with, the squiie's daughter whom, it was whispered, he vas about to marry -and he always bowed gravely to her, but no more. How handsome he was! how dull and insignificant other young men seemed beside him. What a good son he was ! What a rising young man ! With what manliness had he ad dressed her! Wrhy did he never speak to her now? Such were the thoughts that were continually running in the foolish little girl's head, and that especially tor mented her, as she was on her way to the wedding at Farmer Wentworth's. Would she meet him there? It was the first frol ic of the season, and her heart throbbed at the idea. She stopped at the door, and looked into the large "keeping room," where was going . on a most vigorous handshaking, and how-de-doing. "How are ye?" said a voice close in her ear. "Feel skeery? I do. Let's go in together, and kinder take the edge off,' Eph Schenck's arm was thrust out to her, like a bent' pumphandle. "Lots of folks here," pursued Eph. "Knew there would be. Folks allers likes to come here, they give such good feeds. Gracious! there's Jim Van Bus kirk. Ain't he fixed up? Look at that air shirt, and them studs! Guess he thinks he's some, now he's goin' to marry the squire's darter." Dora looked up in time to meet the roguish glance of James, who had heard Eph's remarks. 'There comes ,the bride," went on the -inexorable. "Nice gal -she is. Should a made up to her myself, only I'd made up my mind for somo one else. They say she's had nine new dresses made. How would you like to be married, and have co manr gowns?" Fortunately the cere mony here intervened, and Eph was ob liged to be quiet, but scarcely was it over, when he commenced again. "That's quick done, ain't it now? Nuthin' so dreadful, is it, after all? Come on. Everyone's goin' up t5 kiss and shake hands, and then they'll gor in for sup per." Dora looked ai -und her in desperation. There was a small door open behind her, which led, as she well knew, into the kitchen and without stopping to reflect, she darted through it and began to run toward home a. 1 the faster that she fancied she heard Eph behind her, till in her haste she 6tumbled over the root of a tree, and fell to the ground, sprain ing her ankle severely.. "How could you be so imprudent, and what made yo.i run so?" said James' voice, he moment after, as he itood by ber aide. "Did you think I would let vou go home so? , Are you hurt?" "I don't know," answered Dora, faint ly. t He stooped and tried to raise her. She groaned and shrank back. ."I'm afraid thrt I can't stand." "Then I wiU carry you," ho said promptly. "But I am so. heavy, and it is so far." 'I wish it was twice the distance," he whispered. Dora made no reply, but her head rested quite confidentially on his shoulder, and he little hand lay against J is check. He carried her in silence, till the could see the lights of the deacon's house. "Now, Dora, speakT" he burst out. "You have had a long time to re fect. Q Joe, Dora, for this is the last time I shall ask you." ' - V It was the faintest of all possible wbls pcrs that answered him ; but if Janje face, when he reached the light, was anj index of his feelings, it must have beell' a satisfactory one.. 5 The e was a wedding shortly after". All the mammas with marriageable sons shook their heads, and the deacon and Mrs.Max- well groaned whenever it was referred t -and said they'd done their best, but Dora was a headstrong girl, and the will of Providence must be doLe. There wa? none of the "linen, an china, and plate" went into the cottage that James fitted up for his bride, and all the broad lands and line cattle remained fo !.e dowry of the other two girls. There were few visitors; either, t,-the Jottage, and of these very few who eve f lied to lament, in a roundabout way, over "Dora's dreadful mistake," as her f anily called it ; but James only laughed, while his wife obstinately persisted in growing handsomer and merrier every day, and the last I heard of them he had fulfilled the promise he made her on that June morning, and the deacon was speak ing with exceeding respect and pride of his son-in-law, Senator Van Buskirk. The Grand ' Canal of China. A p rt of the Grand c.inal of China, that' connecting the Hoang ho and the Yang-tse-Kiang river3, was mide as early is the feventh century. Subsequently, fie highway was extended up to Chinki ang, and the great Emperor Kublai Khan, in the thirteenth century, had the work carried from Peking to the Yellow river and the connections made with tivers and lakes, completing the great "Transit River," as the Chinese call it, as it is now known. This canal extends from Peking in a southeasterly direction, forming with the rivers which it con ne ts a broad waterway from Peking to llangchow, a distance of 650 mile3. Part of it has been for same tifnc disused, as the inflow from the Yellow river has become, by de posit from this turbid stream, completely choked up. Before this occurred there was, by aid of several smaller canils and the numerous rivers that traverse the great plains of China, an uninterrupted water communication from Peking to Canton, over 1,100 mil.s. The Grand canal traverses the flat country southward from Peking to the northern branch of the Pei-ho river. This branch forms the channel to Tientsin, and thence to Lint s'.ng, 300 miles, it follows the southern branch of the Pei-ho. From Lintsing to Tsining it is an artificial waterway ; thence to the Yang-tsc-Kiang it follows the lake system, and from this river to Uaag-Chow is again an artificial excava tion. The oldest portion of the canal, ;hat between the two great rivers, is about ninety miles in length, and for the greater part of this distance it is car ried upon a raised work of earth, in many places twenty feet and more above the surrounding country, the stream be ing confined between walls of stone. The. sheet of water there is about two hun dred feet wide, and has a current of nearly three miles an hour. Several large cities lie along the sides of the canal there, whose safety, as they are below the level of the waterway, depends wholly on th-j care taken of its banks. South of this its level descends until it is several feet below the country on its sid?3. Through its whole extent ths Grand canal v;as connected by smaller ways with every lake or stream that could possibly be led into it. S. Wells Williams, in his very complete work on China, entitled, "The Middle Kingdom," says of this con-truction1: "As a work of art, compared i with cands now existing in Western countries, the Transit river doss not rank high; but even at this . day there is no work of the kind in Asia to compare with it, and there was none in the world equal to it when first put into operation. It passes through alluvial soli in every part of its course, and the chief labor was expvnded in constructing embankments, and not in digging a deep channel. Th.3 junction of the Yun-ho about lat. 33 N. was probably taken as' the summit level. From this point northward the trench was dug through Lintsing to join the Yu-ho, and embankments thrown up from the same place southward to the Yellow .river, the whole beiug a line of 200 miles. In some places the bed is cut down thirty, forty, and even seventy feet, but it encountered no material obstacle. The sluices whicbrkeep the necessary level arc of rude construction, and thick planks sliding in grooves bewn in stone buttresses form the only locks. Still the objects intended are all fully gained, and the simplicity of the means certainly doea not derogite from the merit and execution- of the plan." Inter-Ocean. A Grave Matter. "I wonder that those people who usee lo go to church in winter without having any fires there didn't die," remarked Mrs. Liffly the other day.1 "They did, my dear," serenely returned the husband from behind his paper. "Or yes," said she, somewhat nettled, "of course; but I mean that it is strange they didn't die before their appointed time." ; !'."' "People never do," replied tho seven ' U.. I ..- Mrs. Liffly looked very digniued, bui ventured no further comments. The habit of prompt and unquestiona ble obedience to whatever appeals to us n duty, puts us in the very best condi- ion of luarning more and higher truth3. LADIES' COLUMN.. R Ik id Court Et lqnette. Apropos of the retirement of the Act Jrlaj minister of public instruction, Baron Conrad, a .Vienna, paper relates the fol Vwng episode" which shows how rigidly XJUrt etiquette is observed in Vienna: Dne evening, at a so-called "aristocratic picnic" st the Hotel Imperial, one of his Jaughters, who wai dancing with the Archduke Lad wig Victor, pinned one of Jie cotillion orders on her partner's coat. 5ueh a thing is strictly forbidden by itiquctte, and the duke proomptly tore jff the order and threw it on the floor. . The young baroness being ignorant of this rule, went to her mother, weeping, Jkud left ! the hall; and next any Baroa L'onrad had an audience with the em peror, begging to retire to private life on wwuat the insult lo his family. But Jqc emperor smiled, and told him he rould "make it all right," and the fol owing day Ludwig Victor called on Daroncss Conrad and apologized for his ipparent rudeness in the most chivalrom nanner. Origin of Bangs. I wonder how many of my lady rcad :rs know the origin of the bang. I givj t below: it is another strong argument .n favor of evolution. Exactly when the b.ing came into Eu rope is a matter of doubt, some placing ts advent in the latter days of the Ro nan empire, while others insist that it tvas brought from the cast by the cru saders ; but whenever it came, it found ;hat the front hair of the European ladies was as intractablo as their temper, and 10 the hairdressers, being unable either to curl or to frizzle, the saucer-bang, tiff, straight, soaped and plastered tlown as hideous as a nightmare, was 5nally evolved. This being settled, there remains on'y the concluding inquiry, whence came the first bang? The most formidable of the animal kingdom is the much-dreade:l gorilla. This beast, among jther attractions, carries a head of short, bristly hair, and one of the animal' prei arations for battle is to pass the paw rapidly down the crown of the head to Ihe eyes, thus bringing the front hai. straight out and giving an aspect of fe rocity that never fails to inspire the ut uost terror. So well understood is this gesture that among the gorilla's fel-(ow-countrymcn it is the signal for an in stantaneous and headlong scamper from (he spot, and as the female gorilla in de fence of her young is even worse than the aialc, certain African dialects have an ex pression, "a female gorilla with her front hair down," to indicate the extremity of ferocious bearing. In time it came to pass that when Afri can ladies were abused by their husdands they adopted the same gesture, and, so far is the hair was concerned, with the same n suit. Then certain wives, to indicate (heir readiness for the battle at all sea sens, took to wearing their hair drawn over their foreheads, and the fashion rap idly spread to young ladies, who wore their hair in this style as insinuating theii resolve never to submit to matrimonial tyranny. The idea spread and the bang flourishes alike in African deserts, on the banks of the Ganges, of the Thames and (he Mississippi. Thus does scientific re search shed light on social topics, and even the monstrosities of female costume arc shown to have their origin in intelli gent action ; for nothing is more reasona ble than that as one animal taught man how to build his house and another how to catch his dinner, his wife from a third should learn how to dress her hair. At lanta Constitution. Fashion Notes. The pointed waistcoat front is the marked feature in young girls' frocks. Plain cloth, diagonal and serge foi tailor-made dresses are of light weight. Plaid buttons of ivory and of mohaii come among other novelties in big but tons. A feature of the new parasols are crook sticks of natural wood, with ribbon trim mings. . Elbow and three-quarter sleeves arf made, as well for street as house dresses. French styles and combinations an very quietj and the English styles ar full of color. Ctenillc fringes for mantles have wooden spindles tipped with beads or the strands. The brocades for spring show small de signs rather than the large figures of the present season. The Paris fashion of having a paraso for every costume will prevail in Ne York this season. Little girls' frocks have regular waists No belt, but a sash from under the arm to tie in the back. Sateens, seersuckers and gingham3 se closely resemble silk and wool that then cotton origin is only revealed to th touch, i 1 Si riag jackets of fine striped o checked cheviot are trimmed with core ornaments, the cuffs being of moire an tiquc or velvet. Some of the Parisian models of sill and lace dresses show a revival of th fashion of years ago of covering the fnl skirt with flounces. Since the popularity of red-wool strec jackets has become so univeasal, re toques, bonnets and hats have been intro duced to wear en suite. Black and white are used in combina-:' tion for evening wear in diaphanous cos tames, i White tulle is trimmed ' with black velvet ribbon bows. 1 r Ladio cloth bodies of brown, blue gray and red arc w;ra.with skirts of figured plain or striped material and art trimmed hussar fashion with cord. - Hiitli for Groats. 'Occasionally a mighty Nimrod from the city comes out to hunt game in my neighborhood," said a Greenfield fanner yesterday. "A few days ago I saw a swell of a chap edging up through my. fugar bush to the wheat, field. He had on long legged boots, and was toggled and belted and strapped out in regular hunting fashion. He looked just too purty for anything. He carried a darling of a gun, and he went dodging around as if he expected to start up a Bengal tigei from behind every stump. I took a short cut to the barn and turned the old pea cock loose. The old bird understood what was wanted of him. He pulled down hi eye at me and started for the back lots. I followed down along the fence, and pretty soon I saw the swell hunter break corer from the woods. JIe was after quail, and he soon sighted the peacock. The bird had his tail fanned out and his head up, rnd could le seen half a mile away. Nimrod got his gun off his shoulder and began to creep up, and by and by he blazed away. I saw the whole charge of shot tear into the ground-yards away from the old bird, but he knew his business. Down he fell, wings and legs flopping, and pretty soon he expired. The young man with the darling of a gun reached him about the same time Tdid. " 'Beautiful shot,' says he. " 'I reckon.' says I, 'but what are you hunting?' " 'Grouse,' says ha, 'and this is th finest one I ever saw.' " 'Grouse, you numbskull, but you have killed my peacock !' " 'Well, the usual results followed". His chin began to quiver, the co'.d sweat started out and he wanted to know how much I would take to let him off. I sent him to the house to see the old woman. She has got a way of wiping Tier eyes and choking her voice over the death of that peacock which always brings in $g extra. She let this young swell off for $10, which is the usual price, and as he started down the highway forDctroit the old bird got up and marched back to the barn with a chuckle that set every hen to laughing. That's five times we've play ed it on the swell Nimrod s within six months, and I expect more fun this sum mer than a horse can draw." Detroit Free Press. Scared. "I have had plenty of experiences cal culated to try a man's nerve," said a friend of mine yesterday. "I have' 'sought (he bubble reputation even at the cannon's mouth,' I led a relief party into a caved-in coal mine, I stayed in New Or leans all during the yellow fever epidem ic, but I never was so scared in all my life, never felt so great 3 responsibility, as on one- day in a quiet country street without another human being in sight. It was this way : A friend of mine who lived there owned a $22,000 trotter, and he was taking him out w th only a halter on. He forgot something and gave me the halter while he ran baek. He did not return at once, and a sudden start given to the horse by a piece of paper blowing across the street made me realize my po sition. I had at the other end of a slen der strap $22,000 worth of horseflesh be longing to another man. At any mo ment a 6udden noise might cause the animal to break away from me and dash himself to death against the fences or in a ditch. Even the discovery of my pres ence might have, that effect. I scarcely breathed, and the perspiration broke in cold streams all over me. I could not take my eyes off the beast; I was fascin ated by its face. Every time it lifted a foot or moved a muscle an involuntary s'ludder ran through my frame. My friend was only gone a minute or two, but it seemed an age. When he returned I fairly forced the halter into his hand. 'Why, old fellow,' said he, 'you're as pale S a ghost.' " Chicago Nem. Inoculation Against Yellow Fever. One of the very latest theories of inoc ulation to prevent disease is the alleged discovery of a well known physician of Mexico Dr.. Carmona of the cause 01 causes of yellow fever and his peculiar preventive to protect a person against this dread disease. Eminent American and European physicians have for many years been . investigatirg this important matter, with the view of discovering some way or some plan whereby the mortality in certain parts of the world from yellow fever might be lessened. This Mexican physi cian claims that . he has discovered the cause of this disease to be a microscopic fungus, and he asserts that by inoculat ing this fungus in the blood persons can be protected from yellow fev 1 in the same way as vaccination is -a security against smallpox. Whether his plan is feasible and will accompli-h the greatly desired results time and careful investi gation will alone determine. Parama Star and Herald. Matricide. A French investigator of criminal sta tistics proves that there are 2,C80 infanti cides, 100 suicides, and forty-five patricides to One matricide A man will kill his chil dren by the dozen and attempt his own life hundred times before he will lift a hand against his mother. At least the Caucasian man of the nineteenth century. -Among the Botocudos .Indians of the Orinoco, where tuicide is almest un known, a stout young man will thnk it a shame to let his old mother become a burden to the tribe if he can find a club to dispatch terat the first symptom of dotage. Felix L. Oswald. 1 The man who doesn't know all about running a paper would be a great curi osity. Paciie Jester. . POPULAR SCIENCE. Artificial sponge made of cott-jn, ren dered absorbent,' and treated with anti septics, has been invented in England. A piece of the size of .a walnut has absorbed water until it reached the size of a cccoanut. It is so cheap that it need be used but once. Naturalists now count 1870 different kinds of fishes in North American waters, of which 590 live iq. rivers and lakes and 550 kinds belong to the Pacific. Of the remainder 105 dwell only in the deep waters of the Atlantic and Gulf of Mex ico, never approaching the shore or the surface. Attention has been called to the fact that the streams in certain cultivated por tions of Northern Texas now run during the part of the yeir when they were formerly dry. This is not attributed to any change in the rainfall, but to a more even absorption of water over the cultivated areas. A London paper asserts that the high est velocity yet imparted to a cannon ball is 1,626 feet per second, equal to a mile in 3.2 seconds. The velocity of the earth at the equator, due to rotation oh its axis, is 1,000 miles per hour, or a mile in 3.6 seconds; thus if a cannon ball were fired due west, and could main tain itsnitial velocity, it would beat the sun in its apparent journey around the earth. 5 The adaptations with which plants are provided for making the most of the wa ter that comes to them in the form of rain .or dew are thus classified by Lundstrom, who has made them a subject of special investigation : Depressions, in the form of leaf-cups or of grooves in the epider mis; hair formations, in tufts or borders; hydroscopic membranes, as spots or stripes on the epidermis ; and anatomical adaptations, such as water-absorbing tex tures and swelling glands. None of these features are found In the submerged parts of plants. After a study of nearly 12,000 case, Dr. Hermaun Brehmer, an-able German physician, rejects the theory of the con tagiousness of pulmonary consumption, lie finds the disease to be due to dcrieieut nutrition of the lungs, which may result from various antecedent causes, Buch as Inherited defects of constitution, and vital organs impaired by disease, injury or mode of living. He believes that tha operation of all the causes may produc e such changes that it may be possible years, even decades, in advance to pre dict with great probability which mem bers of a given family will be afflicted with pulmonary consumption, and which will remain healthy. Says Mr. Grant Allen: "It is the brain as a whole that thinks, and feels, and desires and imagines, just as it is the body as a whole that walks, and digs, and dances. To locate, say the faculty of language in a particular convolution of a particular hemisphere is almost" as absurd, it seems to me, as to locate, say, tho faculty of writing in the last joint of the right forefinger. Convolution and fore finger may be absolutely essential or in dispensible for the proper performance of speech or writing; but to say, that is, not to say that the function in question is herc localized. The brain as a wholo Is the organ of mind, but there is no organ for the the word Canonbury or for the proper perception of a Mrs. Pollock geranium. A Persian Dinner. An official in high rank, residing in Persia, writing to a New York paper, says: Last night I went to a Persian dinner, served in the true Pershn style no chairs or tables, quantities f sweetmeats before dinner, and a general absence of knives and forks. Pilau formed the mainstay of the feast, with mutton kibobs dripping with grease between the slabs of the flat, doughy Per sian bread. The entertainment was varied by music on several species of mandolins and tambourines, not bad in its way, and Persian singing, resembling nothing so much as the screeching of a cat being slowly and surely strangled to death. There was also dancing by very young children. Among the dances was that oi the. Indian Nautch girls, an Afghan dance, very spirited and effective, dur ing which the tiny dancers discharged toy pistols in the faces of the guests, and the Cabuli or dance of Cabul, the pretti est of all, danced with a number of fans arranged on the heads, the waists and the belts of the dancers producing a very pretty effect. . Dancing it can Wircely be called the word has not that meaning in Persian ragsiden is to per form a series of graceful and expressive movements, accompanied by an appro priate play of feature. It is sensuous pantomine. An unfortunate European, who had a nervous twitch of the facial muscles, was known here by the Persians as "Requas," the dancer. The almost incrcdibb story is told of a Western farmer that, tome years ago, hearing burglars breaking into his house, and l.e'ng out of buckshot, he hurriedly loaded his gun with a bos of pills, which were compounded, how ever, of a soft material, and merely smeared the burglars somewhat, ai warmed cobbler's wax might have done, when the weapon was discharged; and that the other day, again hearing burglar and being out of buckshot, and bearing his former failure in mind, he loaded uj, with pills which were sugar-coated, and shot one burglar dead and seriously wounded another. - , FUN. A vessel is called she because you sco ier bow before meeting her. St. Paul Herald. ' , Tramp "I nit, boss! what time is it by youf watrh?" Stranger "About time l look out for it." Not many women are blacksmith, but ill of them will undertake to hoo a hen when occasion seems to demand it. Coal dealers have things their own weigh. You may dispute their weigh; ' ut you get no more coal by it. Picajr vne. The average plug hit only weighs a few ounces, and yet tho effect it has on vme men is to make them feel as though fhey weighed a ton. Chicago Ledger. Nothing recalls to the mind of tho uarrlctl man ',thc. joys of his single life o vividly as to find that tho baby has oeen eating crackers in bed. Terat Sifl ings. Small boy (studying natural history) "Ma, what makes cats roam around eights?" Mother "You must ak pa. lie has probably,- made a study of, their aabits." "I sec the scoundrel in your face," ex Maimed the judge to tho prisoner. "! reckon, jedge," "was tho response, "that mat ere's a personal reflection, ain't.- it!" Ramhltr. The poet has pone through the skylight so free, An 1 the man with the essay on money lias gone up the auriferous stairs, tiralee) Fewareof the editor, sonny! Washington Hatchet. ! Tho boarder who was agreeably sur1 j orised t) find his steak infinitely more" j (endcr.than usual, met with another sur . (rise not so agreeable when ho found I 'hat his new kangaroo shoes were gone. ! -St. Paul IL rahL Dr. William A. Hammond, continues nh fjtudy on baldness. lie claims the Indians have plenty of hair because they 1 not wear silk hats. Ho seems to for get that the gentle savages make a bus. c;s of raising hair. C7 rriand Sun. 'Let 1110 read you iny poem, he saM, as ix$ entered tli' sanctum, rail and ere -t ho was with tho.flush of health n his features, stro lg in th? vigor of youth, in tho pride and the glory of manhood. 3hattoro'l and bruised he was as they bore I, hi -ii out of tho sanctum ." I With his coat torn half up his hack and bla lieiyer busted forever, ' And his health destroyed for all tima and his pra -e and his tenuty departed rhus the barbarous editor kills the heaven bent bards of tho nation. Lynn tnion. A Reporter With Nerve. 1 Each ncw-nipcr in New York, of course, had a big force on tho Grant funeral. Well, it took so many. men that some of comparatively little experi ence had t) be given pretty impoitant assignments. Among these was a young, man on the' WWW, who has been in tho newspaper business abiut a month alto gether. He was told to go to tho Fifth Avenue Hotel in the morning and never lose sightf the Grant family till night. Up he went bright and early and stayed till the procession was about to start. Then he. was in a qu in'lary. He never could keep the Grants in sight if he went on foot through the multitude. Beside j it was about six miles fo the park. A happy idea struck him. Along twenty third street was a long row of carriages to be used by the Grants and prominent people who were, stopping at the hotel. So very quietly this young, but enterpris ing journalist threw away his cigar, straightened his hat and walked out. He stood a moment on the tt j)3 and then motioned to the driver of the best look ing carriage. John drove up quickly and the reporter got in. "What number are you?" he asked. The driver told himj "Yes, yjs, that's right. Now do you know whereyou conic in?" The driver did not , "Well, you follow the Grant carriago, that stands by the door now." The driver fcupposcd it was all righf naturally, and as soon as the procession started he pulled in behind Col. Fred, Mrs. Sartoris and others. And that f el low rode in state and alone all the waj to Riverside Park. Talk about nerve! Troy Pre. . Enjoying tire Perfume of Flowers. "Never touch a flower with your nose when you inhale its perfume," said a gentlewoman the other day in my heur ing to her little daughter. This lesson in the proprieties is one which all mothers might well impres s upon their children. Among the ruling classes in China, I am told, it is considered a gross breach of etiquette to bury the nose in the buds and blossoms of a bouquet. Surely, from ah aesthetic point of view, any such prac, t ice is to be reprobated. Who has not umiledat the appearance of those ardent lovers of the "stars of earth" who, for example, thrust their nasal organs "deep down among the perfume-laden lilies, and after many long-drawn, inhalations raise their face all golden with the pollen of the desecrated bloom. To treat in this way flowers that are intended for another seems almost a sacrilege. To say noth ing of the injury done to the petals bj such an invasion, there is something dis tasteful to sensitive persons in having their bouquets brought into such close contact with the "human face," no mat ter how "divine" it may be. The enjoy ment of the perfume of flowers is keener and more refined when the fragrance is inhaled without touching the blossom. Courier-Journal. -