ADVERTISING Your moBtT tack.-Judicious advertis ing is the kind that pa 71 back to yon the musty you is vest Space in tMa • paper assures yon prompt returns . . VOL. VI. - NO 29. DIRECTORY Tow* Ofßcen Mayor—Joshua L. Bwell. Commissioners—Dr. J, B. H. Knight, N. S. Peel, Dr. J. D. Biggs. A. HaaaeU, P. K. Hodges. Street Commissioners— P. K. Hodges, M.S. Peel. Clerk—A. HaaaeU. Treasurer—N. S. Peel. Attorney—Wheeler JMartin. Chief of Police—J 4H. Page. Ledges Skewarkee Lodge, No. 90, A. P and A. M. Regular meeting every and and 4th Tuesday nights. Roanoke Camp, No. 107, Woodmen of the World. Regular meeting everf ltd last Friday nights. Church of the Advent fi.. Services on the second and fifth Sun days of the month,morning snd evening, snd on the Saturdays (5 p.m.) before, and on Mondavs (9 a. m.) after aaid Sun days of the month. All sre cordially in vited. B. S. LARSITKS. Rector. Methodist Cnurch Rev. B. B. ROM, the Methodist Pas tor, has the following appointments: Bvery Sunday morning at 11 o'clock and night at. 7 o'clock respectively, except the second Sunday. Sunday School every Sunday morning at 9:30 o'clock. Prayer-meeting every Wednesday even ing at 7 o'clock. Holly Springs 3rd Sunday evening at 3 o'clock; Vernon Ist Sunday evening at 3 o'clock; Hamilton 'Mid Sunday, morning and night; Hassells and Sunday at 5 o'clock. A cordial in vitation to all to attend these services Baptist Church Preaching on the Ist, rod and 4th Sun days at 11 a. m., and 7:30 p. in. Prayer meeting every Thursday night at 7:30 Sunday School every Sunday morning st 9:30. J. D. Biggs. Superintendent. The pastor preaches st Hamilton on the 3rd Sunday in each month, at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.. aud at Riddick's Grove en Saturday before every Ist Sunday at 11 a. m.. and on the Ist Sunday at 3 p. tn. Slade School House on the rod Sunday at 3 p. m., and the Biggs' School House on the 4th Sunday at 3 p. tn. Everybody cordially invited. K U. CARROLL. Pastor. SKEWARKEE JL LODGB Ho. 90, A. F. It A. M. /^A DiaacTOftY FOR 190s. S. S. Brown, W. M.; W.C.Manning.S. W.; Mc. G. Taylor, J. W.; T. W. Thorn as, S. D.; A P. Taylor, J.D; S. ft. Bigg., Secretary; C. D. Carstarphen, Treasurer; A. H Whitmore and T.C.Cook, Stewards; R. W. Clary, Tiler. STANDING COMMITTERS: CHA*ITY—S. S. Brown, W. C. Man ning, tic. G.Taylor. PIMAMCX-Joa. D. Biggs. W. 11. Hai ell, R. J. P*l. RKFKRSNCK —W. H. Edwards, W. M. Green P. K. Hodges. ASYLUM—H. W. Stubbs, W. H. Rob ertson, H. D. Cook. MAKSHAU/— I. H. Hattoa. Professional Cards. QR.JOHN IX BIGGS S3Wk DHNTIST OFFICB— MAIN STRKKT PHONK Q W. H. HARRKI.L WM. K. WARRKN [>RS HARRKM, & WARREN PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS OPPICR IN BIGGS' OKUG STORK 'Phone No. 24 DR- J. PEEBLE PROCTOR PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Olfioe in Mobley Building oars: 9:00 to 10:90 a. m.; 3t05 p. m. 'PHONE 13 BURROUS A. CRITCHER, ATTORNBY AT LAW OSce: Wheeler Martin's office. 'Phone, 23. WILLIAMSTON, N. C. FrauCh D. wlurton 1 Jutiu ißlttt WINSTON & EVERETT ATTOKNBYS AT LAW Bank Building, Williamston, N. C. S. ATWOOD NEWELL LAWYER fj Office ap Main ta Hew Bank MM- iatf, left haad «Me, top of steps. VILLI AMSTON N C. wm fiarUer wherever artlew are Mit 4 Special attcatioo flm u> riamlaiac aad mak Ih title for panhaaera of tlmbtr aad timber Kf load* Special aiteatioa arin be ciaea to real estate sscbaajrs. If ftm aiak to bay or aril iaa^l aa Mn yoa ra i mONCM INDIAN SUMMER • *7 KEITH GORDON Copyright. HQS. bjr T. C. McClurs The barbaric red of the parasol which she presently unfurled when with a sort of aimless reluctance sbe had pa—»J down the steps and oat Into the September sunshine formed a vivid background for the small, well set head and a face which was at once b ti morous and qulsslcal. as If the pageant of lift had raised In her an eternal question and an accompanying smile. At the distance of a half block the trim figure in Its sever* white pique seemed all girl. A closer approach, however, showed In the wavy dark hair Isolated silver thresds—those out riders of time which come to lay low the tovelleot. And, Indeed, only a few days before two placid matrons who had cast off their girlish sllmness as a anske does Its skin and achieved In Its place so lidity and double chins might have been beard discussing her esse. "Strange that Elisabeth Ware doesn't marry!" observed one. ss with eyes bent upon her embroidery hoop she caused a strange floral piece to bloom upon a place of white linen. "She's getting on. Let me see. Sbe was In the neat class to me at Mme. Dore's. and Harold will be fourteen next Oc tober." Harold waa her eldest child— one of those cantaukerous pegs by which matrons keep tab on the age of their unmarried friends. "She must be nearly thirty-Ave If ■he's a day," the spesker concluded after a brief pause. In wblch she de bated with herself what would be the proper shade of green to use for maidenhair fern. "Her time Is grow- log short" Her companion, engaged In a similar employment, looked meditatively off over the smooth shaven lawn which seemed to shsre her own domestic placidity. "Thirty-four, 1 think," she aunounced In a voice whose preoccupation sug gested that she hsd been rummaging In that prehlatoric paat which contain ed neither husband nor babies. "Thir ty-four, I'm pretty sure. Still, she cer tainly doesn't look It, snd she's always had plenty of attention." In the absorbing Interest of the flow srs they were fsahlonlng the subject was dropped, but the thought wave then started reached Elisabeth Ware herself later on. It was a wonderful day, full of mel low, mature. Indescribable charm. "Summer grows wise," Elizabeth thought to herself, "no longer dazzling snd shriveling, but flooding the world with tender light veiling Its splendors In mists." The strong white, ungloved hands twirled the parasol thoughtfully whil* their owner drew In s deep breath. There was something in the day that stirred memories, brought back half forgotten flirtations, filled her thoughts with a vague, beautiful regret—the loss of something she had never known. Somewhere about a locust shrilled Its warning of the frosts to come. Miss Ware's eyes grew dreamy, pen sive with that questioning of the fu ture which will disturb the mind of the unmated woman until the last fence Is rsacbed. Had sbe perchance made a mlt Lake? Sbe thought of her school frlebds wrap ped In contentment—and flesh—who no longer seemed contemporaries. They had secured their matrimonial prises— yes, and aat down by the roadside of life, with no desire to fare further! So far as sbe knew all were mildly happy. But beside them sbe felt ridic ulously young snd Joyous. A smile touched her lips aa MM reflected that It was with Harold, the fourteen year old, that she preferred to walk ami talk, rather than with Harold's plump and settled mamma. Then she reviewed the thirty-live years that stretched behind ber, flam lng like the tall of a comet with vari ety, with plessant wanderings, with an •ver changing group of men friend-« who had added piquancy and deep knowledge to ber txperlence. Exchange that long, beautiful experience, that brilliant after glow of youth which had kept ber radiant and alert, for the calm happiness of bar married friends? Never! Juat as abe reached thin energetic negative the approaching figure of a mail held her Idle gase. As be came warn a smile of pleased recognition lighted her face. She could scarcely be lieve her eyas—Fergus Blynn, lined and hi* meaning deepened by hla ten years of absence, but still undeniably Fergus. Before the gladneaa of the surprise died out of her «yea he had aeen her and they were wringing each other's hands la smiling delight. "The same old Elisabeth," he said warmly and yet with a little wonder la his voice, which made her feel like aa anomaly. "Too used to be about my age; but great Scott, you might almost peas for my daughter now! \ How do yea aunage It, and who's the happy man?" He was walking beside her, and Elis abeth tamed her face to him Inquiring ly. Then It dawned upon her, and aho voiced a rather superior "Obi" before ahe proceeded to explain that her life partner tarried unaccountably. Blynn eyed her shrewdly. "Ton seem to pasa the waiting with a , good' deal of satisfaction to yourself," i he laughed—"that Is, If one may Judge i from appearances," Ton are married, of coarser' she i questioned after Aa had assured htm I that eae might He shook his bead, with blithe gayety. ffijf (ftvtfrpist WILLIAMSTON, N. C., FRIDAY. MAY 5. 1905. "Tat I suppose we are the ooes sot of ill that old aet who would have been picked oat as likely to make ear ly marriages," he went on. "How un der the sun do you act-omit for lit*' "It's one of the things that can only he accounted for on the theory that w* are both wise beyond our time," was the inock grave answer. Then In a teasing tone she continued: "My. but yoirre going to have a lovely time! There are about two dnaeti little and big Johns, Marys, Char Ilea and Pranks for you to admire. " Tills Is your t'ncle Fergus,' the fond parents will say. 'He and I used to go to school together.' *Oh, papa, ha must be an awful old man!* That's what you're going through again and again. I've been through It until I wish the word 'aunt' were blotted oat of the language." On and on they walked, talking with undiminished lntereet. Aa he remark ed In reply to her auggestion that It was time sbe turned toward bonw\ the more they talked, the more they had to say. Never had there beeu the slightest sentiment between them, though they had been good friends until circum stances had sent Blynn to a distant land on a business enterprise. He re called her as the beat of comrades -a girl with DO nonsense sliout her. Bnt he could not remember that In tha exuberant days of bis .Mmth, when lis hsd made love In turn'to most of tbo girls of their aet. be had ever Included her. Aa he watched her uow from the corner of Ida eye, losing no whit of ber mature grace, he wondered by what charm she had beeu held Immune. Up to the moment of their accidental meeting If he had thought of ber at all bis mind had ouly brushed ber Identity along with the group of old friends, all of whom It would be a gen tle, half sad pleasure to see sgsln. If only to fix s standard by which to measure how far be bad gone, for It Is only thus by comparing ourselves with the friends with whom we were vure abreast that we can gauge our progress or estimate our failures. Yet now he bad a curious sensation of having stumbled ui>on something that he had craved -something the lack of which had made him restless and 111 at ease, and as the conviction over spread his mind In all Its amazing cer tainty his mauner grew abstracted. Then he became alert with a sudden purpose. With something of his old Impetuosity he ressoned that here was • matter that had been deferred long enongli. If his Instinct told him so much st that flrst meeting he was doubly sure of It at the end of the following month. He seemed now to himself to have re turned home for the exprrss purpose of setting Elizabeth. Her society was like long drafts of cool water from some boyhood's well. He hadn't thought much about the water at the time. One never does. He bad sup posed that sll water was cool, clear and refreshing. ll* knew better now. There wss but one such well—but one Elisabeth. "It Isn't decent for a woman of your age to lie husband less." was hla # scorn ful wsy of begiuning the attack. "Oh, I don't know!" was that lsdy's easy rejoinder. "We spinsters have our uses. Think how we serve to point morals. Why, I've no doubt that I my self have beeu the object lesson thai has saved more than one sweet young thing from celibacy. I can Juat Imag ine a mother saying, 'You'd better not be too psrtlculsr or you'll be an old maid like Beth Ware" " He grinned Into the dark, delionalr face for a moment and then scowled porteutously. "You've bad your own way too long, young lady! What you need la the sub dulng effect of msscullne guidance, sml frankly I should like the post. "Bememlier, you let me go sway once before," be went on In an aggrieved tone, seeing that she- waa about to pro test "Of course you did. If you had been the right sort of a girl, wouldn't you have taught me that I loved you even then?" She laughed outright. "I happen to remember that yon were bead over heels In love with liar okl's mamma about' that time," she Jeered. "Anyway, we're too old for sentiment. Our spring snd summer are over." "Yes, they are." be admitted, wltl gravity. "But this love of ours"—bin tone rang with the mastery of one who Is sure "we'll call It Indian summer." IsMss's Crsskrf Streets. Boston has had to stand much Jokhu, on tht subject of Its crooked streets. Every one bss beard of the strang»:- who. lost In the tortuous ways, des perately caught the coat talis of tb man In front of him ami got atom; very well until an abrupt turn revealed the fact that It was bis own coot tall t to which he was clinging. Early last century a Frenchman gave an Interpre tat ion of the devloasness of the high ways which Is both plessant and pa triotic. It is found In s book called "A Trip to Boston," by E. O. Wines. "1 have passed a delightful morning in Boston." writes the author. "W> went to Chsrlestown In an omnibus, passing through a considerable portion of the city. The Irregularity of the streets Is amsslng. It Is a common saying that Boston was laid oat by cows, snd I can well believe It Th > labyrinth of Crete never equaled It I do not say the Irregularity Is disagree able;, on the contrary, the effect Is pleating. To a stranger It la a per petual surprise." Many yean ago the Marquis of Cbatelot visited Boston. "Marquis," said an apologetic citizen, "you will find Boston streets very crooked. They tarn and twist in ev ery direction." "Ah, ver* good, ver* good," replied the courteous nobleman. "It show de; Mbsrts." Greer, Disciplinarian ■y Clfcsl Swtegtoa Osnlah. W kr Etbri Burinua Roxana'* dog was an ill c nklHioord brute. He waa a surly hull pup that bad never met bla master aud delight ed In making It most uitcomfif -table for those who sought Uoxana's com pany. He waa aot often docile, eve* with her, but ahe was ao proud of bla blue riblisa antl w!inn« that *e ew deavored to hhle hia tlHinqnencie*. Nevertheless. Here were time* when ahe would not have g>me near blm for the world. v One day he snarled st her before Goddsrd Greer, snd that was the be ginning of trouble. Creer waa a col lege bred athlete who feared nothing on earth except perfaaiw Roxana. En raged. be wind the lucklena prise win ner by the collar and b >re him to the hallway, where be adm(nlatered a strong argument, after which be turn ed the amazed animal h«e down the back stairs, Goddald returned to the parlor, arranging bis cuffs, hut other wlae as usual. He atH>p«sl abort aa be fared Roxana, who looked like aa out raged empress. "A truly fine performance," she de clared scathingly. "There Is your ring I never wish to see you again." "What's up? I don't understand"— "If yon think you can aliuae my dog or any animal and keep my regard you are greatly In error. It Is fortu nate I dl»-overed your true character before It w as too late." An amused twinkle lighted tlreer's eyes "Do you think if 1 let a dog snarl and snap at yon I'd he better fitted to take can- of you? The beast baa been bunting tnHilile. Come, don't let ua quarrel" "I shall never quarrel with you again," a»serted Roxaua sternly, aa though depriving hint of aome pleasant paatlme. t'aa't you accept a bint that I wish to l-e alone?" Greer stood bla ground. He tried to laugh, but not very susesafully. "Come. Roxle. forgive me. Tou know the oh! proverb: "A dog. a wo man and a walnut tree. The mors they be beaten the better they lie."" itoxana'* eyes hia us] aa tin >ugh ahe already felt the auggeeted chastise ment. "Oh, is that your theory? Well, I decline to lis lire woman!" Ami she left him to meditate on the Ingratitude of womankind. They had quarreled before, but never with what api>eared to be such finality. When Greer tailed again Roxaua' was not at home. He wrote, ami bla letter waa returned tin opened. About a week later Itoxana. having passed a day shopping ami din ing with Iter friend. Mrs. Vining, de ehled not to await Mr. Vlnlng's de layed return, though he had promised to escort her boine "I'll Jump on a car. I am not afraid.'' abe deeiard. "But. de rr. it's nearly 10. Phil can't be long now." urged her hostess But Roxana waa olslurate. "No, I idiall be all right," There sr etned to be a delay on ths line, for she bad stood at the corner some mlntiteo. 11n-n a man Joined ber. Without looking she knew It was tlod dard Greer. Hhe was Incensed. Had be followed hrr? Wouhl be have the presumption to ride on the same car? As the headlight shot Into sight she de cided to wait f-ir another car rather than risk his unweh-oine proximity. Greer glanced Inquiringly at her, but aeelng that abe made no move be like wise retained bis |>ositloii on the curb ing Roxina tapjied Iter foot Impa tiently. It was absurd' Why had be not taken bis car? Wliru the next car appeared, as oue of tlieui must make a more. Roxana balled the motorman. mounted the Step ami took ber seat From beneath her lowered lids she saw Greer standing sentinel on the plat form. Tba car was empty, with the exception of a negro, and Roxana bad traveled erreral blocks before the con ductor cat.ie to collect her fare. She opened ber purse and looked bur riedly from one compartment to an other. It waa empty. Evidently die had spent every penny during the shop ping expedition. But there retuslned ber wrist l«ag. iuto which abe frequent ly dropped amall change. The conduct or went forward to apeak to the mo torman. Itoxana pursued the search. In vain she emptied out ber belongings from the satchel. She found no coin. Then (he unfastened ber coat. Surely to the change pocket she would find a nickel. But the |*>rket was as bare as Mother Hubbard's cupboard. The con ductor returned. Roxana was fright ened. It was late, and she had qnite a trip before her. "I seem to have no change." she commenced nervously. "Allow toe." Greer handed the tore to the official, who looked questlonlngly at Roxana. "No! I'll get off! Please stop?" die | decided promptly. Not for worlds woiM -she accept assistance from Grser. Bbe had dismissed bim. He hail ■o right to Intrude In any way. Heroically Roxsna left the car and walked north. She had never been alooe CO tba street so late, and. remembering tbe distance, the darkness and the kma lltes* of tbe blocks, she was really alarmed. She did not fear the pedestri ana abe met as much as those who overtook ber. Bhe dreaded the sound of footsteps behind, conjuring up all sorts of horrors. As she hurried up the deserted thoroughfare It seemed to ber that some one followed. If ahe has tened. the pursuing footsteps quick ened. When she slackened speed, the other did the same. It frightened ber, and abe became breath ie-s Wl'h the paaalng minutes bar terror gained Bbe began to ran. Thro the dread became I certainty. The other one would Boon •tertake her. What If that nngro had MM brr goM purse? Aaron the avenue she saw an alley. She bad heard that thieves often evad ed arreat by disappearing In the dark- Bras of sorb place*. If she cut through might not abe. too. ex-ajteT Desperate, half hysterical. Roxaiu uiade a midden rath Hnm the road. A trolley graml hrr shoulder. the uiotorinan cursed aa he reversed the lever. Terrified, aha had all bat reached the dealred abetter when a strong hand grasped bar sud deniy bp the arm Bb* tried to scream, bat no assnd came. 1.1 ft log bar syes, [ her glance met Greer's, looking stern |y at her. "1 tuna that will do for one night," he mnirkrd coldly, "t'ouie over to tba drug store while I |>houe for a cab." I'mapMrly unnerved, Roxana fol lowed The reaction had lieen audden. She tried to rcmemlicr what they had quarreled about. but coiA] only feel relief to hta preaeace. Greer ordered the rah. then went outside to wait. Tome" he commanded tersely on Its antral. (intrfnlljr Roxana obeyed. Then aa he was alwut to ckne the door aha IMad her voice "Don't leave uia." "I've a« lutentloo of dolug ao." And he mounted by the driver. When they leached her home Koxana'a eyea were suspk-iuusly red. "Well r aald Greer. The bull pup sniffed respectfully at hia boots. Greer ato"|>ed and |>atted blm ou the bead. "The do( forglvea me"— "Then tta lulatnraa can do no less," abe admitted ™"A dog. a woman and a walnut tree'"- began Greer teaaingly. "Hush. bush"' wbla|iered Roxana, with her band ou bla llpa. "You know 1 never really believed"— -Of course not." be agreed promptly. Then, aa bla artna tightened about her. "But. uh. Hoxle, don't let ua play that game again." taek la name. * The followtug story concerning John Forater. the biographer of Dickens, wa told by the late Hlr Wemyas Held: In the days of bla youth Hlr Weiuyna ahownl a gn-st deelre to embark upon a Journalistic career, whereupon an old friend of the family In Newcastt* told him that going to London ami writing for the pa|iers would briug him no giwsl. adding: "I mind tliere was a deceut friend of mine, auhl Mr. Forster, the butcher In the aide. He had a laddie Juat like you. and nothing would nerve him but ha must g> away to London to get ed dlrated. a» be called It, ami when he had got evhlli-ated be wouldn't come bark to bla father'* shop, though It waa a first das* Imalness. He would do nothlug but write and write ami write, and at hut he went harlt again to Undon ami left bla poor auld fa ther alone, ant) A've never heard tell of that .laddie iiwe." ' It waa thus," concluded Hlr Wemyaa, "that the fame of John Korster, the author of rbe IJfe of Goldainlth' ami the destined biographer of (Charles Dickens. waa chrriahed In his native town by bla father's auclent friends!" MaU mm Piapaalag. An old faahloned book of etl(|t>ette contalua a chapter on courtship that la exceedingly naive. Any young mail who might be contemplating a proposal of marriage waa urged strongly to se lect with care aud due forethought the proper time and place for such pro posal. For Instsnce. be should never profs aw to a young woman while out boating for If ahe abouhl happen to re fuse blm It would be difficult to reach shore imn.edistely, ami ths situation would obviously be awkward. On the other hand. If ahe ahould ac cept him the situation would be equally undesirable since too dose • proximity and certain st titudes Incident to the circumstances are known to threaten the safety of a boat; also said young man was adrised never to propose to a young woman Juat before dinner. Hav ing been without eating for some hours, abe would doubtlesa be lu a less ami able frame of mind than uaual and might under these conditions refuse an offer which at auothsr time would asaoi desirable. toMlac It In. **l believed that I had collected an outlawed bill the other day," remark ad a physician. "I met a man on tbo street who aald he owed me $S and who promised to pay the money so ins time. Knowing that there waa little likelihood of his doing so, as be la a well known deadliest. I replied In a bantering sort of way: "'Bet you a dollar you will never pay the *3.' , „ ' "Much to my aurprlae, when 1 re turned to my office, my wife said this aaan had called to settle his account. He had gives her a check for flO and received 97 In rash In the evening he dropped In. and I gladly paid him my lost wager and thought I was a amart man. Today the check was re turned by my bank marked 'no good.' " -New Tork Press. Mm* Mm T*r Oat mf the Way. During Governor ltolllna' administra tion a representative to the legislature of New Hampshire from one of tb« rural districts in the northern section of the atate was presented to the gov ernor for the first time. Being aome wbat unfamiliar with "statebouae eti quette," he addressed his excellency as "most high " Ths governor Informed the gentle man from (be rural district that there waa but one "Most High," "he who had made everything from nothing" "Well, governor." replied the country, | leglalator. *TU give you credit for making ■ Justice af tba peace out of a man wp hi m$ town that Is about aa near walked m tw# . t ■' .•. . ' .' ANCIENT SIGNAL! NO. ■to ■illal lu ■ ■■«■ kr (to BnHaa Tbe aaricat Greek* and Roman* practiced telegraphy with the help of pot* AIM with at raw aad twig* satu ratad la oil. which. beta* placed la raw*, eipriaard certain letter* accord hie to the order la whkjk they were lighted. Bat the ealy one of their coo trlraarea that —lh a detailed de acrtptkn wae that Invented by a Gre cian general —ed JEoeu, who flour tahed la the tlaae of Aristotle, intended for cwaikathn between the gen eral* of uaray. It LIII*»HII of two exactly similar eaitfean nih DM with water, each provided with a cork Chat would dla rhaift an equal qaantlty of water la a given tlaie. ae that the wtoole or any part of the content* won Id escape In precfeety the nat period frooi both On tbe mtM of each floated a piece of cork supporting aa upright marked tato dlvWkma. each dlvUion baring a certnln sentence Inscribed upon It. One of the rreari* was placed at each atathm, and when elthrr party desired to commnnlcnte he lighted a torch, which he beta aloft antll the oilier* did the same, aa a alga that be was all at tention. On the sender of tbe meweage lower Ing or eitlttgulahlug his torch each party Immediately opened tbe fork of his veaeei and no left It until tbe send er relighted hie torch, when It waa at once cbaed. Tbe rwdrtr then lend the sentence on the division of the aprlght that waa level with the month of the vessel and jrhlch. If everything bad been eiecaled with exactaesn. corresponded with that of tbe sender and conveyed tbe dealred Information Spare Moment* (HMrra'a tun*ra. "Children"* Answers" la tbe title of an Kngllab book. Here la one of it* quotations: "What la a miracle V "I'leaae. air. It'a a thing that bappena In America ." And here la another : A Scotch doealnle. after teiling bis •cbotara the story of Ananlaa and K*p [dilra. a eked them. "Why does not (tod strike everybody dead that tell* a Uer After a long alienee one little fellow eiclalmed. "Because there wonldna>be nobody left " —arlfUfcn «ai Harhlara. Ik* —Mn of boracaboe* by ma chinery al flrat caused a atrike smong the blacksmltha. who refueed to put on the machine made shoe*, but the work waa d>ne ao much more cheaply that the machine sboen triumphed. and the reault waa that owners of horses, aa they gut the ahoea for lea*, bad tbe horaee shod oftener than before, and the blacksmiths did not lone much. If any, work after aIL Owe »ia*>a Iwwali. A lot of men were playing card* for money In a railroad car. and au irish man waa lavlted to take a band. "I would," be said, "bat far three re* sonn." Bring naked to atate Ills rea sons, be said: "la tbe flrat place, I bare no money"— "Nrver mind the other two." said the man who was run slag tbe game. a Moan THrk. "I toe* yonr b tat band tell you bla bual naaa tronbleeT* "Ye*. bat be doeon't know It. I wait till he'* aaleep. and then I shake him a little and aak Mm for money."— Chlca go Tribune. a Br«nrlUa. Khe (fiercely 1 -Iton't you ever dare to ■ay again that l"Bi driving you crszy! He (meekly» l won't 1 munt haeo been that way when we were uiarrlad. —New Turk ITree* Croup] is quickly relieved, | ami Whooping Cough will not "ruu itf course'' if you use. the original Bee's" Laxative Honey and Tar. This Cough Syrup is different front all others because it acts on the bowels. You can not cure Croup and Wboopicg Cough until yoi rid the system of all congestion, by working on the cold through a copious action of the bowels. Bee's Laxative Honey and Tar does this, and cures all Coughs. Croup, Whooping-Coagh, etc. No opiates. Sold bv. S. H. Ellison. & Co. A little boy who had been among the mountains for his holidays was told to write, as concisely as possi ble, a theme on the thoughts that suggest themselves when as send ing a high mountain on a beautiful summer day. 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