ADVERTISING Your tuoner bick.—Judicious adveftia- Z ing U the kind that pay* back to jtm I the money you invest. Space in thia J | paper ware* you prompt returns . . S II , VOL. VII. - NO 28. Pale, Thin, Nervous Then your blood must be in a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take It —Ayer's Sarsa parilla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. Weknow what be will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years. TMi t» tfce at* qintl— rnttawmM Mk ■ injMitaw.il B«too»« Sat Ullf ittloa at Um mail It abx>lai«l; aassatlaf ta reenter? Khmni ttrar aetiva EStaSr™ h " u " Xl f BAnvnaa. flyers RBPOKT OF THK CONDITION OK The Bank of Robcrsonville At Robcrsoavllle, N. C In the State of North Carolina, at the close of business April 6, 1906. RESOURCES. Loans and discounts 124,887.49 Overdraft* 1,809.20 Furniture and fixtures 3,406.50 Due from banks aul bankers 9,635.63 Cash itjni* 2,868.15 >42,606.97 LIABILITIES. Capital stock f 13,000.00 Surplus fund 3,750.00 Undivided profits 106.41 Time deposits 1,550.00 Deposits subject to check 21,410.6: Cashier's checks outstanding 789 95 142.606.97 State of North Carolina \ County of Martin. / I, J. C. Roliertaon cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear that the stove statement is true to the liest of my knowledge and belief. J. C. Robkhtson. Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to hefore me this 12th ('ay of April, 1906. S. L. Ross, Notary Public. Correct—Attest: J. H. Roberson, Jr., A. S. Roliersou Director*. You have tried the rest now try the Best AT CRYSTAL Shaving Parlor Bank Building, Smithwick St W. T. RHODES, Prop.; OUR MOTTO Sharp Tools i^ni^sr3EnffTNK^fsjn^srr^n| oil tiMiM. !.•«, or no it**. Wr obtain PATC NTS ■ THAT PAY. *l*frti*> thru. at uui ■ « «i«-oae, «MI halp yon to H«nil hhmM. |4»«>tu «»r ak«tch for met report ■ vu |*teoto»»iAty. SO yearV prartio* SUN- ■ PASSIM Q Rf ft ACNCfS. Fbr fit* OukU. ■ l'"'k on ]*rot!inUk I'nU'Ht* write to 803 SOB 9«venth Str««t, 1 WA>H»wton, D. o. KILLTH. COUCH »■» CURE T»» LUHCft """Dr. King's New Discovery ___ Consumption MM FO« CSSJF— "£•«? Sorect and Quickest Cure for all THROAT and LU2TO TROUB LES, or HOMEY BACK. Policy Kiir.'iin Tea Nuggets Bi-7 MMlufr," '■* B«.y Vimffa ; "n% Q«Ul». »«A l ir.Mnl Vigor. \ • •'' r . In , «4lr«. Wr/ W.'it- > r• u.M. - f-veiii i r. 1 ,(•■•*»'. «■', .m-Hsl) | i V'-I*. Il'ivltk* t . k i !f., % lis »■»•!»:'* h ♦»-.* h ll' rv« -linlfe.' — it . •I. . • *V" "" A dose of Pine-ales at bed time will usually relieve backache be fore morning. Tbeae beautiful little globule* are soft gelatine coated and when moistened and placed in the mouth yon can't help from swallowing them. Pine ales contain neither sugar nor alcohol just gams and resins obtained from our own native pine forests, com bined with other well known blad der, kidney, blood and backache remedies. Sokl by S. R. Biggs. PUSIIiS Notable Instances in Which Collectors Were Hooked. TALES OF "BOGUS KING." Thia Business Carried on to Large Extent in Japan—Slight Errora That Hava Lad to imprisonment —Colore Often Changed by Uae of Acida. In spite of the enormous amount of labor and secrecy necessary to forge a poilayt act amp which must tlieu ruu uie gauntlet ot lynx eyed ikuiera. It ia, nevertheless, a tact that a large number ot torged stamps are Oougut by collectors every year. These lor geriea, Bays the London Tit bits, are carried out for the greater purl in Japan. Austria also contributes a large quota, but very few are made U, England. I'lie great object of the forger in the ttrst place is to deceive the deal ers if he possibly can, aud so create a medium for the sale of the stamps as they are produced, but it is very rarely that this can be done. The most colossal stamp forgery on record cneatled the successful swindling ol lOißclors throughout tiuropc in One day the French papers an nounced thai King Marie 1. oi tUJlaug —au island In the vicinity of China — wag cumins to Paris. As it happened this self-created monarch was au ex ofllcer ot the French navy, and ills app* arance In Paris created consider able sensation. As goon oh his MuJ esty had been duly "advertised," seta of seven different postage Htainpa marked "Sedang." and bearing three half moons, appeared and so great was the demand for them thai inr less than a month (hey realised 1,000 fr. each. Not until the king and his Ministers had reaped tat fortunes in this manner was It discovered that the whole thing was a hoax and the stamps were consequently worth less. One of the most amusing hoaxes on record was purposely set by the greatest stamp expert of his tlm®— namely, M. J. B. Moena —in order to trap other dealers who repeatedly ■tule and republished, without per mission Information from his paper, Ve Timbre Poate. Accordingly, on April 1 one year, M. Moons announc ed that the Commune of Moresnet was about to publish a set of rosta*'' stamps, and he gave illustration's OT~ the Issue, which other phllaellc journals promptly copied. Instantly ■lamp collectors throughout Europe were electrified by the news, and im mense Bums were deposited in order to secure the first stamps tunned. But time passed on and the stamps did not appear, till at last the hoax be came apparent, to the disappointment of dealers and collectors alike. It very often happens that the en graving and water marking of torn ed stamps are so perfect that the cleverest experts are deceived. But the forger frequently comes to grief over a simple point when a little more care would have made the forger,? perfect. A few years ago Bawail 1851 Issue became rather common, and collectors began to wonder how this could be. To all appearances the stamps were geuulnc. but suddenly a dealer discovered something which was Instrumental In bringing the forger to Justice. In making thes stamps the individual had shaded a button incorrectly, a trifling error which secured for him a term of Imprisonment. A second instance occurred in Par la, where a number of nine kreuzi r (pink) Wurtemberg stamps came on the market. Now, a specimen of thin ■tamp Is worth to-day about £2O, but a dealer there found a man who had seventeen of these stamps, anil he thought he had secured a bargain when he bought the whole lot for £M apiece. In addition collectors all over Europe picked up stray speci mens at high prices. The forger might have made his fortune by the manufacture of this stamp had It not been that an English dealer dlscov ered that he had spelt "Wurtemberg" on the stamps In the English fash ion with one "t" Instead of with two as was the case on genuine sped men a It U very seldom that English deal erg can be caught uapplng like this all the well known firms employing experts especially to guard against forgeries, so the a tamp forger has to act as his own dealer, and for the sake of convenience as well AH aafe ty he usually prefers to live abroad, with perhaps a few agents to sell his stampH here direct to oollectorx Tbo forger, therefor*, start* small businesses under various aliases in different countries and cities, niiang Ing his quarters frequently aa ncca •lon demands. He, of course, only makes stamps of high value, for u set of dies for a stamp will seldom cost less than £SO to begin with. But be can Impose on the guileless collector in other ways. The color* of stamps can be very often changed by acids, and this in the case of some stamps will make a difference of £6O, £IOO or even more to a Min gle specimen. Moreover, the art of stamp forgery haa been brought to such a high level that It Is posit) !>le to remove completely the efllgv f>nni on* stamp and substitute another without the fraud being detected .in les the specimen Is examined under a powerful microscope. Judge and Juror. Blmer bad had company all day, and a sleepier boy was never put to bed. Just as hi* mother finished ttndre«»- Ing him be said: "Mamma. I said ray prayer* on the w«y ii|rttsfr«, to as to am tlms." % Qnittqmsf. WILLIAMSTON, N. C, FRIDAY, MAY 4, 1906 BRITISH NAVY'S TORPEDO BOATS Poaaaaa Advantage Over Larger Vee •ele In Coast Defense. A rocout addition to the Brit (ah navy la the new petrol launch. Thlt little craft, which 1B only 6i foot in length by 9 foot bvuut, was built for use aa a second-class torpedo boat, and If used for this purpose the tube would be carried aft and a quick firing gun In the bows, says the Lon don (engineer. A peculiarly »lmped hull, with a flat bottom, has been adopted. It being claimed that the boat of this form will swim upon the surface of the water. Practical ex periment* have demonstrated that h ■peed of one knot more can he ob tained with this form of hull than with any other with a given power; the reason assigned for this being that the bows of the boat rise, the result being that there Is a gliding rather than a cutting motion, ami that that portion of the power which is usually expended In producing sur face disturbance, or what is called "wave making," is utilised for pro pulsion. The boat Is said to have excellent sea-going qualities, sr good as can be expected from a craft or this sixe. The petrol engines develop about 300 horse-power. Ther« are three units driving three propellers. Tho starboard and port engines are 120 horse-power each, and there is • u smaller unit in the center of the boat which develops sixty horse-pow er. The two other propellers are only capable of going ahead, while Uie central propeller can be reversed. At being considered that the amount Lf reversing power Is sufficient. Tho clutches are of metal to metal. The three acts of engines are all controlled from the same board, by means of three throttle and three control lev ers. Speed indicators are also placed In a convenient position so that the speeds of the three shafts can he r-g ulatcd. One high-tension Ignition box for each, of the sido engines, with single coll and an eight point distrib uter, has been provided, while tho center motor is driven from a single coil and four point distributer. One of the special features of the boat is the arrangement of the petrol tank. In order to obviate all danger due to tho use of this spirit the nraln petrol tank la quite separate from the remainder of the hull, so that In case of damage to the tank tho petrol would simply flow into tho sen and not into the boat, and In case of any conflagration tho flame, when the boat Is traveling, would pass away from the hull. For a length of about six feet at the stern of the boat the hull 1H de signed to form a "tray," upon whtob this tank rests. It Is sufficiently large to carry one ton of fuel, n quantity which, It Is estimated, will drive the boat for nearly 300 miles. The speed of the boat Is high. On a series of trials recently carried out over a measured mile she sttnlned a speed of 20.14 knots, which we believe to be unprecedented for n boat of these dimensions Tills tn creased spoed Is said to be due to several reasons: First, the much lighter weight of the machinery of the internal combustion type, as com pared with those driven by sicnm, tho saving being nearly 60 per cent., nml secondly, the form of hull, which It may be mentioned, only draws a fool of water when at rest. A feature worthy of mention is the small amount of wash caused by tho boat's progress through tho water. The weight. Including tho hull anil pro pelling machinery, does not exceed eight tons. As to the future of this type of boat. It Is claimed tliut If such d launc i b« fitted with torpedoes It would be eminently suitable for the defence of a port or a coast, and that a cer tain amount of money would be more advantageously spent In obtaining a larger number of such craft rathe'- than a few vessels of larger size. For example, the cost of a modern destroyer Is said to be about fifteen times as great as the cost of the boat Just described. Kor the purpose of defending a port from an attacking or blockading fleet, fifteen small ves sels of high speed, which Is would be difficult to hit, should offer a much safer means of defense than one destroyer of large size, upon which the fire of a number of gtinn could be concentrated. There is also another point in connection wtlh these launches. The number of tin crew working the machinery Is about half what is needed for this class ot boat If propelled by steam. Where snd Wherefore. The putient at the clinic suddenly ■hook off the fumes of ethur, sat up on the operating table and said. "Where am I?" When nobody answered he looked wildly Into the faces of the student* who lilted the amphitheater and cried out: "What am I here for? ' And a voice from the rear bcnchee replied: "Kor Instance."—l'uck. Relieved. "They have made some serious dib coverles about you," said the friend. "What's the matter?" said the in surance director. "It Isn't anything tbat reflects on my business capacity Is It?" "They say you have gotten more than your share of the funds." "That Isn't so bad. I was afraid It bad turned out. that I got let.*- than my share."—Washington Stur. Nothing But the Truth. "Human sympathy," remarked the home-grown philosopher, "reminds me of the.early strawberry box." "What's the answer?" queried the very young man. "The bottom of It Is very ne*r the top," answered the philosophy die fenser. How the United States Lost This Valuable Possession. A MECCA~FOR INVALIDS. Mountains Rich In Mlnersls Ncm However Have Been Wo For Commercial Purpoaea—Wila Fruits and Nuts Abound. In the negotiations of peace at Par with Spain the United States pr.iit u price for the Philippines and demand- I cession of Porto Rico and the lfio i . Pines as indeuioUy, says the St. I, : Republic. The Island of Cuba w...> covered by a separate condition, wtin',. compelled evacuation by Spain and tablished a protectorate until an in dependent government could tie or ganized. There Is no doubt aa to the policy and purposes of the administration ri - garding the Isle of Pines In IBIIS Them can be no queatioh that the officials or this government looked forwaul to tho continuance of American authority ov er the Isle of Pines, holding that ter ritory on the same basis as Porto 11 tea In pursuance of such policy this gov ernment built docks at two ports. An excellent road was constructed tlimi one of these ports, Nwtva Oeronn. :o Smta Ffc, the principal community of the Island, situated in the interior. Officials of the l'tilted States carried on an investigation of the harbors. They rei>orted lhat the Isle of Pinei was admirably adapted by nature for a naval station. Ncuva Corona, tho IK) t most accessible froiu Cuba, Is In the Casas river, which admits co-is; • wl'Xi boats. Near the mouth of thu Ciihm* is a harbor where vcrwlh draw ing 15 to 20 feet can enUer. On thn we t side of the Isle are several luu-- bora for vesselM of 20 and 25 feet draft. On the southwest Is a spacious ani'hornge formal by the peninsula of Cape Frances which has depths vary ing from 10 to 33 feet. There are otli - er harbors on the south southeast. la fact, the coast !i% t~,rie« of In dentations and peit'Ajul'i afforiilng Ideal conditions to the navy for a BtqHon. with vory ue»v walwr off shore on the south. Prom time to time this government has considered the expediency of pur chasing the Danish West Indies for strategic purposes. Much more effec tive for Influent* in the gulf of Mexico and. th*> Caribbean sea Is the Isle 1 f Plums. Yucatan Is 230 miles wen>j and Jamaica, the British base, is 370 miles southeast. The mouth of tlia Panama canal Is 800 miles a little eat of nonth. The nearest point of Cul a Is 35 miles north. The admlnlstra'lon fully Intended to hold und develop tli« Isle of Pines. A change of policy came when It wiw dnulded to require Cuba as part of tho price for Interven tion the grant of a naval station upon the Island of Cuba Having secured thine, the administration commlt'eu Itself to the return of the Isle of Pines. While the policy of retention of the lsl« of fines prevailed. United St i'. | government officials, who lnvesitg il« d the natural conditions. bec-itnve eiitim-- Instlc over them, AlthoiiKh south of Cuba, the Isle Is gifted with a rllmain which an official of the department «,f state declared "llhn finest on earth." The mercury, h-e said, seldom gui-s above #0 decrees and never Is-low f.s. The average for the year, and the pre vailing tem|> rat lire, Is alsiut 75. \ great future »s a health resort -wan predicted—a Itlvlera for the wes" • n hemisphere. The Isle la not a growth of rural reefs, mangroves swamps a d the flotsam and Jetsam of the gulf stream, like th* Keys It was uplift m 1 hy the series of convulsions of na ture which made the Antilles. The al titude Ih much greated than that part of Cuba lying nearest. The general elevation la from 00 to 100 feet above the sea. Hut the Interior has ridges, lililh, cliffs and mountains considera bly higher than the Ozarks. Kor generations the laic of Plnea was a health resort of Cuban families. The Spanish government maintained a sanitarium there for sick sold rs. I e|ih"r yellow fever nor any other of the tropical or seinltroplcal epldr. il ls dlseasee has ever been known on I lie Isle. During two centuries the mlnetal waters of the Isle have had wide spread reputation for curative-•pivjt ertl/M; especially In kidney and rh» >s ri. tic troubles. Near hte town of S in to Ke are thermal springs of 111" d bent; baifos are maintained. Nueva Oerona has magnesian springs. • le ljr;iiel for their efficacy tn stomach troubles. I'uu Is a mountain of for«tiMfitl marble* of various colors. CrM !» covered with sroim rock crystals i»> marble* of viirloun colors. Crlstaler •• grr.ln, lying In veins from 5 to 2-> fel thick. In various part* of (lie IsH id IK round manganese, the deposits !|hri,i: iiita l'> betng of unknown ilctth 111 the Slgus'ie® hills, near the so.ith weft coast, are veins of pure bi';vr No Use.for It. Apnnt—"l am Introducing a new mol'-book, madam. The price Is onl> 'in *nts, and " l ady do- Inr My husband Is a poet. No Longer Needed. ll*r —"I hear the count has broken off his engagement with that homely hoi res* I wonder why?" Tllm —"He recently inherited a mil lion from a distant relative." Restrictions. Pat—Phat do yee think av twins' Mike — Benobs, twins Is aich a bargain that they should only giv one to a customer. —Puck. POPULARITY OF ORIENTAL RUGS. Where They Come Prom and How to Judge Their Quality. ! The subject of Oriental rugs has been more or less shrouded in niys (cry. Their strange-sounding names anil their distant origin have cast Kiioh a spoil on the popular mind that tkry have come to be regarded a:» o!mlde the pale of ordinary commo dities of life. Bays the New York Times. While it has paid shrewd dealers not to disturb this, to them a favorable, condition of public mind, th average buyer himself Is In a measure responsible for its contlnu- The question of "antique" In Ori ental rugs should be dismissed from the mind In purchasing rugs for ordi nary uses. Among recent importa tions, in carpet sixes, there are hard ly any antiques In tho true sense of the word. Real antiques that have found their way to this "country have been secured by private collectors who were alive to the worth of such pieces long before the general pub lic showed any sign of appreciating the beauty and tho charm of tho pro ducts of the Oriental looms. It must be understood that In the countries where Oriental rugs are made they are treated with mure con sideration and care than we accord to thorn In existing conditions of our modern life. First of all the number ol rugs used on walls, sofas, etc., tar exceed those used on tho floor, and the latter do not get any harder wear tliun those on couches, from the fact that in the Oriental countries peo ple Invariably walk over the ruga with soft slippers or bare feot. The native method of cleaning the rug, which Is very simple, also has much to do with proving the truth of the statement that "Oriental rugs do not wear out." Within the last ten years thu import of Oriental tugs has grown from a few hundred thousaud dollars to over four millions, and It Is Indicative of the advanced stara of our people's taste no less than their prosperity that t>«re are more Oriental rugs In the United States toilay and of a far better standard of grade than in the entire Continent of liurope. Some of the best-known Persian rugs In this country are Herman, Goeravan, Tabriz and Suntanabad. Hermans —The principal features of these rugs, which distinguish thern from others, are their soft, neutral dainty colors, the prevalence of floral designs In their pattern, a glossy sheen, and a short-cut pile. These rugs represent the highest standard of the art of rug weaving ever achieved. UooraviMi —Next In popularity in Persian rugs come Ooeravan or Be rapl. It Ib easy to recognize this type. A bold medallion, bright col ors, and lack of detail work In the pattern are their characteristic marks. Tabriz—ln jwjlnt of texture and durability Tabriz are probably the beat rugH made, but from a decora live; point of view they lack all the desired featured of Hermann. Col ore are crude, designs too exact, and outlines too sharp; the very firm ness of the weave and formation of the pile preclude the wool from tak ing on glosß. Huntanaliad—This rug Is called af ter the city by that name, one of the principal ri>K centers of Persia. Hugs woven here are known In our coun try under the names of Sultauuhad. Miishkabad, ad Bavalan. There la no aprecljiblo difference between them. Tho present practice of washing rugs with preparations of lime, etc., to reduce the bright colors of tho modern rugs has done much to shake the fnlth of the Informed public in these goods, of once undoubted merit. It Is argued that If an application of such chemical solutions is strong enough to affefct the surface of the pile. It may be strong enough to pen etrate Its warp and weft, which once affected, will sooner or later re sult In the decay of the textile fab ric. Thus the life of the rug Is en dangered for the sake of bringing it Into a stricter harmony with the re quirements of a modern decoratlvf scheme. Another Ingenious practice often In dulged in by certain dealers Is that of dyeing them with paint and brush, Introducing desirable hues and sub stituting certain common tints with colors more sought after. Buch as green, rose, etc. These practices are too recent to furnish sufficient data for form an opinion as to their ulti mate effect on rugs so treated. Hut they emphasize the need of extremt care on tho part of purchasers In the selection of their rugs. The wisest as well as the safest course would be, especially when costly pieces are under consideration, to secure the services of a disinterested party whose knowledge can be reliod upon There Is no doubt that with due care both In buying anil In uslii-T them "Oriental rugs will still he found worthy of the high reputation which tli-v have uniformly enjpyed as the standard of excellence and worth. Sixteenth Century Jiu Jltsu. A French teacher of boxing points out thai the art of self-delude ap proximately equivalent to Jiu-Jll£ii was. known in Europe In the seven teenth century. Its principles are pounded hy one Nicolas Peters, pub lished at Amsterdam In 11>74, and bearing the lengthy explanatory title: "The Art of Wrestling, and how one can protect himself in all kinds of quarrels that may occur; how one can with agility and rapidity rope! all unfair attacks and meet one's ad versary with science." The author apparently anticipated many or the characteristic grips of the Japanese exponents of today. iftllßJ KB From Watching Others They Degenerate Into Shoplifters. DIFFICULT TO DETECT. Woman Employed In One House Fifteen Years Stole Fur* Amount ing to Five Thoueand Dollars— Inataneea In Which They Worked in League With Noted Crooka. Some of the cleverest shoplifters are women detectives. From watch ing the adroit work of others they develop an expert knowledge that makeH it difficult for them to be caught. For added to the cunning of the petty thief, they have the train ing and confidence of experienced de tectives that makes them the most dangerous crooks the department stores have to contend with. In one of the large Btores, where recently three of these shoplifting detectives have been caught, the chief of the detective force tells some Interest ing details about their operations. "One of the cleverest games 1 ever saw worked by a woman detective was put through after I hod em ployed her on my force. She was a remarkably bright woman, cultured ami at one time had been wealthy, she told me. 1 was Impressed uy her Intelligence anil brightness and determined to give her the first va cancy on the staff, i "She had done excellent scouting for about a week, when one day I WHS sent for hurriedly by a lloor walker, who said that he had seen a stylishly gownil woman take a big roll of expensive hand-made lace, tuck It In her bag and walk to an other counter. Together we hasten ed to the aisle where he had Been the shoplifter disappear, and there, to my surprise, he pointed out the woman detective I had Just put on the force. "1 supposed she was doing It for a Joke and gave the matter no fur ther thought until she came In to say good night and did not mention the Incident of the lace. As she start ed out 1 told her 1 would walk home with her because I wanted to talk about her work, and she courteously Invited me to accompany her. When we reached her house sho Invited me to go In, and as I had determined to know what she had done with the lace I followed. We discussed the best ways of detecting thefts and what Bhe should do once Bhe landed a shoplifter. "Utter on she asked If I thought the store where we were employed would exchange a hat that she bougnt is another shop, because she didn't want to go to the other store now she was a detective. I suggested she let me aee the bonnet, and to my surprise discovered It was one worth at least >3O. I hold her they would undoubtedly give her credit or exchange such an expensive pleei of headgear If she went to them. "Out of another bundle she took u costly fur coat which she wall I wns the gift of a friend. In the mean time she opened the package with the lace, and when 1 had an oppor tunity I took tt out, put It In my coat and Ipft a few minutes later, con vinced that she was one of the clev erest shoplifters I had ever met. The next day when she reported for work I told her that her services were no longer needed. "How long another woman detective had been helping a pretty friend to steal from the store I do not know, but once when I was looking over the force and watching their meth ods of working, I Raw her have a whispered conversation with a woman, who hastily showed her an expensive silver purse and then tucked It In a bag and hurried out of the store. 1 wanted to be sure there was no mis take and detailed a man to wnlcli her movements. After one day of watching he reported that she was working in with two women shoplift ers who were doing a big business in the store. "After working In the store as de tective for fifteen years another woman developed Into a shoplifter and became a very clever one. Ft.rs were her specialty and I suppose she stole at least S&,OUO worth before she was discovered. Bhe would ask for a day off and come Into the shop heavily veiled and make straight for the fur counters. There giving an as sumed name she would try on wrapgj coats and all kinds of furs, telling* the shop girls that she would surely buy the next time she came in. Once she was seen taking an expensive fur collar, but realizing that she win followed, dropped it and dlsapeared in the crowd before she could bo caugiit. A few weeks later she was seen tak ing a fur coat and captured Just its she was sliding it into a suit caee. There was consternation In the store when she lifted her veil and w*> that the shoplifter was our tAisted woman detective. She was sentenc ed to serve six months." ! nitl Wanted a BquSre Deal. Mrs. Newed—"l'd like a nice steak." Butcher —"Yes, ma'am. You want a round steak, I suppose." Mrs. Newed —"Oh, I don't care any thing about the Bhape, Just go it's tender." Caught on the Rebound. •orge—"Rather than remain single, would you marry the biggest fool ou earth If he asked you?" Clara—"Oh, George this la ao sud den." • Ttme-killer—The bundling watch maker. A DVERTtSTNO Ytottr nmnry bacV.-JnHdUJadT«rrtW ,n K the kind that pay* beck to you the money you invest. Space in.this paper assures you prompt rtturns . . WHOLE NO. 3 sß Over-Work Weakens Your Kidneys. Unhealthy Kidneys Make Import MMC, All the blood In your body pessos through your kidneys once every three minute*. fThe kidneys are your blood purifiers, they fil ter out the waste or Impurities In the blood. If they are sick or oul of order, they fall to do their work. Pains, aches and rhetv mutism come from ox cess of uric acid in the blood, due to neglected Kianey trouble. Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady heart beats, and makes one feel as thoura they had heart trouble, because the heart la over-working tn pumping thick, kidney poisoned blood through veins and arteriea. It used to be considered that only urinary troubles were to be traced to the kidney* but now modem science proves that nearly all constitutional diseases have their begin ning in kidney trouble. It you are sick you can make no mistake by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kllmer'a Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy la soon realized. It stands the highest for Its wonderful cures of the most distressing caaaa and is sold on Its merits tCW cent and one-dollar siz-H sample bottle by mail ■ ■ B ,„ free, also pamphlet telling you how to find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper wnen writing Dr. Kilmer it Co., Binghamton, N. Y. Don't make any mistake, but remember the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kllmer'a Swamp-Root, and the address. Binghamton, N. Y., on every bottle. SKEWARKEE JL LODGE No. 90, A. F. & A. M. I>IKKCTORV I'OR 1905. 11. W. Stubbs, M. W.; W. C. Manning, S. W.; S. S. Hrown, J. W.; A. F. Taylor, S I).; W. S. Peel, J. I}.; S. R. Mggs, Secretary; C. I). Curstarphen, Treasurer; 11. C. Taylor anil J. I). Iloweu, Stewards; T. W. Thomas, Tyler. STANDING COMMITTERS: CHARITY—H. W. Stubbs, W. C. Man ning and S. S. Ilrowu. 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