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Do You Get Up With a Lame Back? IMK7 Trouble Hakes Too Miserable. Almost e»eiyone knows of Dr. Kilmer'* Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and n ii bladder remedy, be -JTj !i cau - se of its remark et !l a^'e health restoring K [I properties. Swamp- H 1 r**Sl " Root * u '6lls almost J U - Jv "every with in ovcr -1 jfj". coming rheumatism, } 11 . pain in the back, kid rf !E ' i w. Jjl'i neys, liver, bladder f lr arid every part of the f w- urinary passage. It ™ • corrects inability to hold water and scalding pain in passing it, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes thr.t fcnpl-asant necessity of 1 icing compelled to go often through the day, and to get up many times during the night. Swamp-Root is not recommended for everything but it you have kidney, liver or bladder trouble, it will be found iust the remedy you need. It has been thor oughly tested in private practice, and has proved so successful that a special ar rangement has been made by which all readers of this paper, who have not al ready tried it, may have a sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book telling more about Swamp-Root, and how to find out if you have kid ney or bladder trouble. When writing mentic n ygMjCSBi»SMa3 reading this generors |f"""*|jj|ZS"—**j offer in this paper and M| •end your address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Haim •! bwamp-RoMi Binghamton, N. Y. The regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles are sold by all druggists. Don't make any mistake but remember the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the ad fir—i, Binghamton,N. Y.,on every bottle. a/. 2. Speller DFAI.HR IN- Wood, Shingles, Poultry, . Eggs and Furs. W» carry H line of Wall *' PtfpMt-. Wllliamston, N. G. W. E. Warren I. 8. Rhode* l)rs. Warren & Rhodes PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS Office in BIOO'S DRUG STORK Vb*M No. 29. Jos.H.Saunders, M.D. Physician arid Surgeon Day Phone 53 Night Phone 67 Wllliamston,N. C. Hugh B. York, W.^D. Micropcopy i Electrotherapy > Specialties X-Ray Diagnosis ) Office Over Merchants and Farmers National Bank. Ornoi Hoca-: —8 'i 10 A. V.; 7 to • P M. I'buM No Nixht I'booe No. N A. R. Dunning, J. C. Smith Dunning & Smith Attorney s-at-Law. WILLI A VISTON, - . N. 0. KOBUisON\ r ILLE, N. O. « DR. J. A. WHITE, w'rfc DENTIST 'ftice Main St. Phone 98 • rroiit A.Crttcher. Wheeler Mania. MARTIN & CRITCHER, Attorney* at Law, WILLIAMSTON, - - N. 0 y- U Pbone 28 ■ * PPOCUR?»/>ND or Ff NDED. ft'«lroode\ o, p. ft. ~i-n «•>« i. M'n n-fi ai..\ tr*v repoti Wrv « •ilrioe, s, >w to obtain rrade taarka, co[:jrl«tlK, | N Au> COUNTRIES. Business hr- ' nirt B ashing ton tans tinu, wumt-y ana aftr* t** Pitee* and lnf;lngem«nt Practice Wrfte or roflw tu ua At OS MbU Str—t, opp. DnlVxl ItatM litat OUc, WASHIMiI . o C KlLUthi COUCH umCURE tm LUNCB wcth Dr. King's New Discovery FOR CSKgs" 3 #ND ALL THRC*TANDLUNC TROUBLES. GT7AKA NT SATISFACTORY OEMONEfKTFUHDK^^^ ARRAIGNED AS A BLASPHEMER Matthew 26:57-68—November 27 "Wko irhen kt Ktu rtrite*. mittm not again." I ftici I ts Y£\ K cannot do better at the open €JLX ing ot this study than quote the words of ilr. Chandler. He said; "Mauy remarkable trials hare characterized the judicial history of mankind. The trial of Socrates, before the dlcastery of Athena, charg ed with corrupting the Athenian youth, with blaspheming the Olympic gods and seeking to destroy the consti tution of the Athenian Republic, Is ■till a sUfiliuie und thrilling chapter in the history of a wonderful people., "The trial of Alfred Dreyfua is still fre«h In the memories of men. The French Republic is still rent by con tending factions. His friends any that Dreyfus was a Prometheus who was chained to an ocean-girt rock while the vulture of elite preyed upon bis heart Ills enemies still assert that he was a Judas who betrayed, not God nor Christ, but Prance and the Fatherland. But these trials, one and all. were tame and commonplace com pared with the trial and crucifixion of the Galilean peasant Jesus of Naza reth." In Defenes of the Jews It is not for us to say that the Jews were wholly excusable In their course of injuries toward Jesus In causing his crucifixion by the Romans. On the other hand. It is proper for us to con sider everything that could be thought of calculated to mitigate the severity of our Judgment regarding the Injus tices there practised. And It Is proper also that we should consider what, from their standpoint would seem to be extenuatlug circumstances. This Is everywhere recognized as Just treat ment. The attorney, defeudlug a crim inal who has plead guilty to the charges against him. Is considered to do only his duty by his criminal client when he presents whatever In the cir cumstances of the case would tend to prove that the culprit had cause, or thought that he had a reason for his mlsdemeouor. Viewing the Jewish people of nearly nineteen centuries ago from this stand point we get a more reasonable view of the situation than is otherwise pos sible. We hearken flrst to St Peter's words respecting the transaction, lie said, "1 wot tint through ignorance ye did It. as did also your rulers." Had they known, they would not have kill ed the Prince of life (Acts 111, 15-17). The Jews did not for one moment suppose that ibe great Messiah, fore told to be their Prophet. Priest and King—like unto Moses,' but greater; like unto David and Solomi»n. but greater; like unto Melehlsedek. but greater-tvould appear as "a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief." Although those very words were writ ten of him by the Prophet, they were bidden from their eyes of understand ing by the glorious things related of him In other prophecies. They saw the glories. They saw not. under- the sufferings. To this day they Interpret the sufferings of their nation as being those which will ulti mately Inure to their advantage. The J prophetic descriptions are not concen trated? nor collected, but scattered, "here a little and there a little." so written that they could not be under stood ot the time; nor were they un derstood even by the Lord's disciples until after his resurrection from the dead, when he explained them. and. subsequently, 'by the holy Spirit, en- JJ JUDAS KISS.WHItetiAtNT reiML. DEFENDS HIS JOHI3 HUMILIATION. HISTRIAL. I WAJ CUT 3HOftT UHJUSTLY. I abled them still more fully to under stand that thus it was written in the prophets and thus It behoored the Son of Mun to suffer before entering Into his glory—before beginning the work of blessing Israel and the world. Yea, today many Christians are as deeply confused on tills matter as are the Jews. Many have rejected entirely the thought of Messiah's glorious King dom reign for the general blessing and uplifting of Israel and all human ity. From their standpoint. If "the sufferings of Christ" were Intended to prepare the way und usher In bis Kingdom of glory, th*n the program must have failed, or else his Kingdom of glory Is to be a heavenly one and not. as they believe. In accord with the prayer taught by our Lord. "Thy Kingdom come; thy will be done oa torth" The trouble is that they will not realize that where the sufferings of Christ, the Head, ended, the suffer •. '- 1 „ * \ inga of the "Body of Chrlut" began— the sufferings or "tbe Church, which M his Body"—tilll dk up the measure of the affliction:* of Christ, which are be hind (Culosslaus 1. 2-11. At* soon as tbe "Church. tbe Body of Christ." shall have tlnlsbed the beariug of the cross, after him. fullowinx in his steps to th«| end of tbe Journey, then tbe Kingdom i glories will be ushered In. Israel's blindness will be turned away and tbe blessing of tbe Lord will begin to fill tbe whole earth. The Jews, who c«uscd the cruci fixion of Jesus, certainly did BO In much the same spirit which led St. Paul—then Saul of Tarsus—to cause the stoning of St Stephen. As Saul was forglfen. so Israel Is to be for- I given; as the Scriptures declare. "Tbe j Lord will pour upon tbem tbe spirit of prayer and supplication." and then they will see. with the eyes of their I understanding. "him whom they pierced and they will all mourn for him" (Zecharlab xii. 10), and their mourning will be turned Into Joy; for, HN THB OOUR.T OF CAIAPHAJWH t N HE WAS R£VItED. HE ELEVLLED NOT AOAIN //jJH A HGEP WTTH PLASPH EMV.PfCAUSE HE SAI D I AM THE SON Of GOP as Joseph forgave bis brethren, so will thin great antltyplral Joseph of the throne of earth freely forgive those who cauwd his crucifixion. Politics and Selfishness as Religion Tbe Jews arc n«.t so different from other people now, nor were they then. History Indicates that some of their highest ottices were held by Irrellglon lsts for their political Influence; thus the chlef-prlests, at the first advent of our Lord, was a Sadducee. who wholly disbelieved In the promises of God to Israel, Including a dlsliellef In the res urrection of ihedead Similarly today there are both amongst j Jews and Christians, who disbelieve, | and yet hold high positions. Amongst j Christians there are I>. D.'s who are unbelievers and mnny of the most no table rabb'.a niriorigst the Jews also de- J dare themselves thorough unbelievers. We are not claiming that such unbe lieving Christians nnd Jewish minis ters would llphlly espouse nnd support an unjust procediift*? against- an Inno cent man. We do not know about this. It has yet to he tested, perhaps. We do know, however, that when faith In a Divine Revelation and In a Divine supervision of human affairs Is lost the natural effect Is that the losers of the faith become more and more policy men and consider policy the extreme of human wisdom, particularly In the | guidance of affairs of Church ami State Taking tjistory for it. that the lead I era of Judaism at the time of our Lord were Higher Crltlcnl unbelievers (Sad duceest. we ran readily see rhat their policy was to curry favor with tbe | Itoman Emperor and to seek to hold the common people In subjection to themselves. To these, then. It must have seemed almost a calamity that a poor man. although of noble birth, of the family of David and the Tribe of Juiiah. should gather about him a handful of noudescrlpt fishermen, tax gatherers, etc.; that be should pro- j nounce himself a king and declare the setting up of his Kingdom to be near, and that by the exercise of some su pernatural power for the healing of their diseases he should attract the j "common people" to his standard, but not the learned. We can well lmagino their reasoning that. If this thing, tbe.. popularity of Jesus, continued to in crease. it would shortly reach the ears of the Roman Emperor ,and then all! tbelr claims for Imperial favors would j be discounted and they would be ruted i as a nation of rebels. The riding of Jesus Into Jerusalem. J Just before the Passover. on an ass, I after tbe manner-of tbe kings of Is- j rael and surrounded by n multitude. shouting. "Hosanna to the Son of Da- J rid who comettwln the name of the | Lord." capped the climax, so fo speak.; and convinced these unbelieving .lews, politicians, occupying religious offices, | that it would be far better that one ( Innocent man should die than that the whole nation should be turned Into tur- j moll and wrecked by the ItomannJaLi consequence. How many American; preachers. Judges, officials, etc.. would | In this enlightened day tie Inclined sim ilarly to decide sucb And is not this the policy which always pre- \ vails In monarchies? Fancy such a commotion In tbe capital of Germany, Italy, Franco, Austria. Russia. Great Britain, the Cplted States. Fancy that after"such a parade, mimic though it might appear, the adored one should go to tbe temple and execute a long neglected law aTtd. in thus exercising his religious rights, suppose that he should drive out the money-changers nnd merchants from the outer, pre cincts of their chief religious Cathe dral: What would lx» done to such a person today? Do we not know that in the most civilized lands he would be arrested and Itmtrisonwl. and In the more savage lands he would be beat- hi or executed? Wben. therefore, we i rtew tbe situation fruta this standpoint we lose any spirit of antagonism which might have been ours; It turns to ayn»- patby—that a rell.;lous nation should allow Itself to get Into the banda eC politicians to such an extent. Brought Befor* cfiiaphas 1 It was very courageous on the part I of St. Peter tbat. after having smlt- j ten off the ear of the High Priest'i ! servant (though tbe wound wus healed by Jesusi, he followed his Master Into tbe Court of tbat hlgh-prlest to nee what would be done. The arraign ment was at night, altbougb it was contrary to Jewish Law to try a pria oner at night for uny serious offense. But there was an excuse. This was a special case; haste was necessary, be cause whatever would lie done must be done quickly; the very next day the unbelieving officials perceived that Jesus had great influence with tbe common people. They believed htm | to be a brilliant but harmless fraud. He had committed no crime, but he was a disturber of the peace, and they felt fully Justified In taking his life. Tbe Feast of Passover was at band and would Inst a week nnd It would be contrnry to their Law that any ex yntlfin shoi' l '! tsko place during »hat week. Besides, they feared the amount of Influence which Jesus might exer cise during the week, wben there would be from one to two uillllona of people In nnd around Jerusalem from all over Palestine. They bad already determined that their action must be short, sharp and decisive. This was decided before the arrest was made. They were ready und wnitlng at that midnight hour to curry out their mur derous deslpns, for the good of their nntlon, as tliey thought. The examination was merely a pre liminary one to get together such evi dence ns at tbe morutng Tribunal could be rushed through rapidly at a prearranged sesslou. v Ha Waa Charged With Blasphemy They bnd difficulty In finding a charge. For what had Jesus ever dona except acts of kindness and the utter ing of words of wisdom und correction nnd hope? Blasphemy was a serious charge under the Jewish code. They would charge bim with that as being the easiest to prove. He had said, when near the Temple. "Destroy this Temple, and I will rear It up in three days." "But he spake of the temple of Ids Body." Some of those who heard him understood him to spealt of the literal temple. This they charged was blasphemy, because It took years to build the temple, and for Jesus to rebuild It In three days would mean' a claim on his part of Divine ■ power. But the charge did not seem j sufficiently strong, even for those who j bad premeditated his murder. They j wanted something to give a color of Justice, at least, to their findings. So j the chief priest thought to get Jesus to ( commit himself "In their presence and ' said. I adjure thee b.v the Living God to tell us whether thon be the Christ, the Son of God. Jesus .replied that this wns true and that they would yet see him In heavenly glory nnd power nt the right',hand of Divine favor. This, the High Priest declared, was sufficient proof of blasphemy. "Be hold. now ye have heard his blasphe my. What reply ye?" And the coun cil answered that he was worthy of death. The rabble In tbe Court, hear ing the commotion, felt at liberty to abuse this prisoner, ns they had dona others. They showed their contempt of him by spitting upon him. They derided him by smiting him nnd say* Ins. Prophesy, fell who smote the* "He was reviled, yet reviled not again." - SNAKES WERE HARD TO KILL Reptiles From Brazil Were Frozen Stiff on Shipboard but Revived When Put In Warm Water. A naturalist once told how. In a | thicket on a mountainside he saw a ] man kill a rattlesnake. He bent Ihe life out of It with a club and con tinued tbe pounding until It was man gled beyond recognition. When the naturalist remonstrated the man said; "Rosa, you can't kill a rattlesnake too dead." On one occasion a boat bound for the United States from Rio de Ja neiro touched at Pernambuco, where | the mate drove a bargain with a snake ! dealer for a half-dozen reptiles of j various sizes. The mate had them In a cage on deck, and charged a sailor with the j duty of washing It out with sea water every evening. All went well as long | as the weather was mild, but on the ; night before the gulf stream waa crossed the sailor left a quantity of j water in the cage and, about 30 hours from port, a biting gale struck the ship. All hands were busy with the storm, I and the snakes were forgotten When I the mate thought of them and went to | look iafter their condition, he found l them frozen stiff, and apparently as dead as the proverbial -doornail. I The dealer for whom the mate had brought them came on board the fol lowing day. He professed great dis appointment over the loss of his ln i tended purchase, but offered to take the snakeß away as a kindness to tbe .mate. He gathered them in his arms like so much firewood and carried them home. But a rival dealer after ward told the plenty of warm water had resuscitated the snakes, and that they iiad been sold to various museums not a bit the worse for their "death" by freezing.— Harper's Weekly. Genius and Goodness. Under heaven there Is but one thing we ought to bow to—(genius, and only one Hhing before which we ought to kneel goodnesa.—-Victor Hugo. i'- - ■ The Doctor's First Question "How are your bpwds?" This is generally the first ques tion the doctor asks. lie knows what a sluggish liver means. He knows what a long list of distressing com plaints result from constipation. He knows that headaches, bilious attacks, indigestion, impure blood, and general debility are often promptly relieved by a good liver pill. We wish you would talk with your own doctor about (this subject. Ask him at the same time if he approves lof Ayer's Pills. Do as he says. ]. c. A U tr Co., Lowell, MOM. u king money Uit. Wt ifeJ or full particulars and tfecial qjfer at one*. NO MONEY ItEQUlltlfiG until you receive ami approve of your bicycle. WeiUa to anyone, anywhere in the U, S. without a cent deposit in advance, prepay freight Twk allow TikN JL>A YS* FKKK TRIAL, oaring which time you may nde the bicycle 4D€ put it to any test you wish. If you are then not perfectly aatisfied or do not wiah * keep the bicycle s.up it back to us at our expense and you will not be out one cent. FACTORY PRICED We furnish the highest grade bicycles it is point hie to mat* I nviviti iviivk* at one sm.tll profit above actual factory cost. Vou save $m to s2s middlemen's prfciits by buying direct 01 us and have the manufacturer * ■nice behind your bicycle. IK) NOT lIU Y a bicycle or a p t.roi tiru. from rv.vom at any price until you receive our catalogues',\ni ie.jn tur .1 Ja ory prices anil remtrkabie special t>JTers to r»u*.r up-ont**. YOU WILL B£ ASTONISHED ?,$ Tr lowprices we can make you this year. We ac'A ihe l.iglic" 'M-ov -i:> clc.. .casiuonef than any other factory. We are natisftcd with i , pun .-tove \ory r 3t» IIK'YCLK you can sell our bicycle >;uici your o».u numu pmte at itr nricea. Orders fill*#! ,—_ ■ u n.% No isitiCLICS, We do not regularly -handle nemnd hind b;rvclei, but a number on hand taken in trade by our Chicago retail stoies, These we ue«u out rices ranging from 93 to or #lO. Descriptive bargain list* matted Iree. r 5K5T5 Hltigle Miiecli. Imported roll or cliiiii.A ami L>vdui», put*. report and equipment of all kinds at half the usual retail Prices. *©s3 raCETHORN PUNCTURE-PROOF hi U §1 SELF-HEALING TIRES ro IMJRODUC gl ull youau-ritplf fair for S4 .SOuaihlvitk order $4 Si). nm - KP MORE TROUBLE TROM PUNCTURES N.IILB. Tai-lm or Glaa* will not let the /' v £)* nh' out. Hn us.nid Diiirs *old last y ar. : Over two hundred Uiotuaud pair* now iu use. JSMFWI Made In all size*. It In lively \ rid !ng, very dm nbtennd lined iualde with n iul quality of t übbcr, which never becoinei raruu* and which close* up small punctures without allow. >i Ml ~ . ... . . . _ , tie air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from sati* ft U J! C.S.ciitoiuernEtming that their tires have only been Dumped Ul ~fi» up®nceot t .vice in a whole season. They wel«n no more than TT n, P xS! rilordhiavytire, the puncture resistingqualities beinggiven XA by i.everal Uycrs of thin, specially prepared fabric on the UP ■ w f trend. The regular pi ice of tliese Uresis JSyoper pair, but for g ?ASV RIIII lr .-'.vcrlisinp pirposi* we are Ttiakino; a special factorv price to the rider cd approval. V >ll do not pay a cent until you have examined and found them strictly as represented. We wilt f Uow a ra»n discount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price •4.58 per pair) if yott c:nd It) ( A«!I '.Vil li OltDlCtt and enclose thla advertisement. You run no risk fn tcr. liuj us on o«!er as the tires may be returned at »lltt expense If for any reason they art not satisfactory on exatuinalion. We are perfectlv reliable and money sent to us is as safe as in a fccui. If you order a pair of these tires, you will find that they will ride easier, run faster, wear hotter, taut linger and look fiuerthan any tire vou have ever used or seen at any price. I;tin .7 that you will Ue so welt pleased that when you want a bicycle you will give ns your order. We v aat Jfou to scud ur. a trial order at once, hence thia remarkable tire offer,_ rp irnj t t'frm TlllfO don't buy any kind at any price until you send for a pair of tr ¥zn ' ACCI# IffHw Iledgetliorn Puncture-l'roof tires on approval and trial at the npet ial iutrixiuctorv price quoted above: or write for our big Tire and Sundry Catalogue which deacriues ami quotes all makes and kindsw tires at about half the usual prices. r«f| tUtyr tA/ASY t>ut write us a postal today. U» NOT THINK OF lICYINO a blcycla tJs.9 PUD M WflS u or a pair of tires from anyone until you know the new and wonderful we are making. It only costs • postal to learn everything. Write it NOW. 11. MEAD CYCLE COMPANY. CHICAGO. ILL WHAT THE STRING WAS FOR Forgetful Citizen Thought It Meant Hia Wife Wanted Something, 80 He Did Not Register. The well-meaning citizen la some times ao busy that ho forgets to "register until he la reminded of the fact, when he hustles around to the polling place and gets hia name down. A hint of this human weakness Is contained In a little parable told by John Smith In the Buffalo Express: Hunker waa In the habit of wearing a thread around his finger to remind I him that he was to do an errand for his wife; and his acquaintances Were ■ wont to Joke him pleasantly on the subject. On that particular day, as he was leaving the ofllce for home, one of the boys, seeing the thread, asked: "Well, what Is It this time?" "Oh, Just a little—er—well, what was It for today, anyway?" said Bunker. me see, now—what dors she want —a steak —Ice tlcketa—pay for something —tolephone to some friends of hers — go to the employment agency for a girl—what could It have been? I'll just stay here until I remember." So | there he sat until the time for the last I train out approached. When he reached home he was in a state of worry. "Ada," he called, "what did you want me to do In town today? I've been worrying for three hours what this thread was for." "Why, Stephen," she replied, "you asked me yourself to put that on to remind you to register on your way up from the train." BEST RATTLESNAKE REMEDY 6trychnlne la the Only Positive Anti dote for a Big Injection of the Poiaon. Strychnine la probably the only positive antidote for a big injection of rattlesnake toxin, a bite or rather stroke auch as a four-foot anake would Inflict on the fleshy part of the body, aa the calf or thigh. For „ such a bite, carrying as It does half a teaspoonful or more of venom deep into the flesh, all ordinary cures are unavailing, Hypodermlcally injected, however, In sufficient quantities sure ly to kill the patient were he not Buffering from the snake poison, atrychfilne Is a certain counteractant. The greatest danger Is naid to be lii administering too little strychnine. As a matter of fact but few even of skilled physicians have enough knowl edge of the subject to be able to act with any assurance In administering strychnine! in auch cases. That rat tlesnake poison and strychnine are j exact opposites has been shown by I experiments In which animals dying I of strychnine Inoculations have been cured by injections of the snake venom. —Popular Mechanics. A Hard World. "It's a hard world," said the avia tor, who felt that he was not appre ciated. "Yes," replied.the colleague. "The world would be much easier for our business if it could have been ma.de of rubber aj'd inflaled." QUICK EYES CF THE WOMEN They Have Extraordinary Faculty for Seeing Many Things and Taking In Every Detail. Women have the most extraordinary , faculty for seeing t a great many , things at once. For Instance, they will , remember every detail of a person'! dress, manner, and personal appear ance, even to the color of the lialr and eyes, after a mere glimpse. This power Is rare with men In general, though s!Sme have cultivated it. The gift belongs pre-eminently to women, however, who will often, without ef fort, take away the most vivid Impres sions of people they have traveled with for a short time only and have never spoken to, or of people they have met by chanc In tbf Women's eyes need to be as kepn as they are kindly. In her household all depends on them. Woman is\ the fll-st to notice any little rift within the lute of home life, and failure in the health of those she lovts and has the care of, any lapse from the ac customed, any trouble unexpressed that Is making any one unhappy More delicately balanced, more sensitive than roan, her nature receives Im pressions which to those of a differ ent, perhaps coarser, fiber would sim ply have no existence. Her Intuition 'ls at times divine. The eyes of a good woman! How gently, how clearly, how truthfully they lopk out on life! How pleasant ly on those they guard! Happy the homes that dwell In peace and secur- Ity beneath the loving care of a true woman's eyes. , FINGER PRINT WAS ENOUGH Guilty Peach Thief Thought It Was a Picture of His Corduroy Trous ers, and Confessed. AH his ripe peaches bad departed, disappeared, deserted. Some thief In the night had played havoc among the forbidden fruit, and Professor Pum perdinck coyld find no clue but a print left on an unripe speci men. Nevertheless, It was something, and he had his suspicions. Forthwith, the professor made an enlargement and shortly after met the suspect. "Ah, Jake," he said, "did you know some one robbed my garden the other night?" "pid 'em, zur?" returned Jake innocently.—"Yes," nodded Pro fessor Pumperdinck; "but the thief left his mark behind, so I'll easily trace him." He produced the enlarge ment. "Do you see that?" Jake's knees began to quiver. Then he burst Into floods of anguish. "I zee It ain't l no good, zur!" he sobbed. "I t-took the peaches righternuff; But — it — It ! fair licks we 'ow yer got that plcter j'ot my corduroy trousers."— Answers. A Restricted Sphere. - J Judge Bancroft Cox, in a speech In Cleveland against universal suffrage, concluded with this smilirg perora tion: •* "Hail, then, trr woman—woraap, the morning -tar of our youth, the day star of our maturity, the even'ng star of our o'd rg-?. Bless our Btars, and may they ""er continue 6hinin« —In their proper sphere."
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