| MATCH-MAKING '
I MIKE |
By DOROTHY DOUGLAS
(Copyright, Uttl, bj AModamil Literary Press.) >
Dudley Stuart, matinee idol, insert
ed his latchkey and entered his apart
ment. - v
After waiting a moment to see if a 1
canine greeting might couie from the ,
direction of the kitchen he went down J
the hall. It was midnight but mid
night to Mike, the dog, had never j
meant silence untjl a week ago.
Until some six days ago, Dudley
Stuart's home-coming from the the- i
ater had been warmly greeted. Mike 1
had been accustomed to bark hi* de
light when the key grated in the lock |
and keep It up until he nosed the
roaet beef in Stuart's pocket. The
actor stopped every night at the '
delecatessen store to buy cold meat j
for his wire-haired fox terrier.
Unlike many actors, Dudley Stuart I
was fond of home and home cheer. J
The greeting of his small dog had j
meant much to him.
He opened the door leading Into the
kitchen, but aside from a sheepish, 1
half asleep glance Mike budged not
one inch from his comfortable posi
tion.
A week ago Mike would have been
eagerly awaiting his master. He i
would have smelled for hie supper and
the Iwo, man and dog, wouM have
gone to the dining room where Mike
would have eaten pieec by piece from
Stuart's hands.
The first night that Mike had failed
In his greeting Stuart had been alarm
ed. He had looked the dog over, but
had been unable to discover anything .
but utter contentment In the animal's
frame Mike lost no weight while re
fusing his nightly super, but grew a
trifle discontented. Stuart's caresses
seemed often to annoy him and the
strong tobacco of Stuart's pipe was
obnoxious
The actor was puzzled about the
dog's strange behavior.
Had It been possible Btuart would
have known that his small canine had
found other friends. But Mike was a
"Look Here, Old Boy," Said Stuart.
prisoner in the kitchen when Stuart
•was at the theater. The window was
left open on the Are escape only suffi
ciently to allow a current of air; cer
tainly not enough to admit of Mike's
body squirming through.
Stuart picked up his dog and car
ried him into-the dining room. Mike
looked sheepishly up at him.
"Look here, old boy," said Stuart
dropping into his big chair and com
pelling Mike to stand qn his hind legs
and look him in the eye, "you and I
must come to an understanding."
Mike would have slipped to the floor
save that Stuart held the two white
forepaws on his knees.
"By Jove! What's this you've got
on your neck?" Stuart's hands had
been stroking the dog's ears. "Now
where In the name of little fishes did
you get a large pink satin bow?"
Mike hung hhLjiead.
- Stuart bent lower over the dog.
"And your wiry hair is soft and
silky! By Jove! And you are reek
ing. simply reeking with scent of some
kind! Methinks you have been in my
lady's boudoir' , White rose perfume
—Hmph—"
Stuart's bands fell from the dog's
head. Mike slipped off to his inter
rupted'sleep, but the actor sat long
thinking over a-way to unearth Mike's
secret.
The next night Dudley Stuart sent
word to his understudy that he could
not play his part. Then, the actor
went out as usual at 6 o'clock. He
fixed tfeg window in the kitchen so
that Mike could in no way escape and
made sure of shutting the door lead
ing to the hall. .
Within an hour Stuart came quick
ly back.
He made no his key
and his fObtsteps down the hall might
have been those of a burglar so sound
less thej>were. Stealthily, he opened
* the kifchen door.
Mike was gone! In the darkness,
Stuart saw that the window leading to
the fire escape was open wide. For
the first time, by the light of the next
kjtehen window, Stuart noticed that
his wtndow ledge was a mass of
scratches. Mike had used his claws
well.
Suddenly he paused and listened.
Prom the window next his own a wo- |
man's voice came to him. The voice '
1 was full of sympathy and brimming
over with mualc. Hardened stage lover I
; though he was Stuart'* heart beat
| quickly at the of the girl's voice, j
| "Did his horrid old master leave |
| him all alone T" Stuart heard the girl,
j She was fondling Mike—that he: '
knew. \
I "Lucky Mike," thought Stuart.
"Poor little lonesome doggie," came |
j from the other window.
"Oh, you lucky dog " Stuart was I
1 half way out of the window. It was i
dark and he climbed to the fire escape. j
1 He could have just one glance at the I
girl without her seeing him.
"I would just like to tell your mas- j
ter what I oh!" girl's voice |
broke oft and Stuart saw her fall to j
t the floor. His face at the window had J
! frightened her. He rushed quickly to |
| her side and picked her up.
, Mike growled, but Stuart knew that j
he deserved his own dog's scorn.
"Wake up—for goodness sake!" !
( Stuart very gently rubbed the girl's j
head with the palm of his hand. "I'm
I so awfully sorry," he said when she |
I opened her eyes, "I have frightened ;
you Into a faint simply because I want'
| ed to see where tllis shameless little
beggar has been going He {las com
pletely deserted me."
j Stuart was talking at random. He
! watched the color come swiftly back, 1
and he wondered foolishly how it ever
could have left so beautiful a play- J
ground.
j "It -is entirely my fault" said the
girl. "But—he used to whine and
whine until my heart was nearly bro
ken listening to him."
j "I shouldn't have left him alone —
but "
j "Then you don't mind my having j
taken him in?" Marlon Cllv.e looked
up into Stuart's eyes.
"Great Scott, no! I am only sorry
! that I have lost the one thing that
made that department a home." Stuart
laughed whimsically. "Mike was al
ways glad to see me —until you
came."
"I'm so sorry," Marion put In quick
ly. "But now that the alienation of
affection has taken place—l don't see
j what we are to do with him. Do
you?"
Stuart looked into the girl's eyes
"Yes. I know but I will tell you
about it some other time."
Marion turned quickly to look for
Mike, He had gone.
; "Now where has Mike gone?"
"He has evidently gone back home.
It is a good hint for me to follow — j
Miss—?
| "Cllve," finished Marlon. "But you
j need not tell me your name because I
have no lees than a dozen postal tarda ,
!of you in my room," "In each," she '
.laughed, "you are making love,to aj
: different girl."
"I suppose you got the pictures be-1
j cause the girl was there?" Stuart ask- i
! ed half seriously.
"No," Marion answered frankly. "I
didn't."
"Then why didn't you select ones
without the girls?" Stuart asked.
"I considered it a good reminder j
' that you " Marlon turned away In
; confusion. '
, "Yes. That I " Stuart waited
until she raised her eyes to his.
"That you were probably married," I
' finished Marion with a defiant toss of j
j her head.
I "But lam notA'
j "Then we will call Mike back and 1
you may stay and have dinner with '
my aunt and me—there is not a bit of 1
use having a lonely bachelor in the
I next flat If he can't come In and dine,
! occasionally."
I "You are very nice to a stranger." !
"But we are ont strangers! I have
known your picture for ages, and I j
have stolen your dog's affection," j
laughed Marion with a new light in j
her eyes.
"Yes—you have stolen my " j
Marlon looked up at Stuart.
"Shall we call him in now?" she'
| asked with rising color. .it
"Mike is a "very lovable dog—l feel ;
sure he will appreciate having two
masters."
Mike's joy unbounded when a !
man and a woman called to him from
the next apartment
Hopper's Jests Were Cutting.
Sometimes his Jests conveyed cut- j
ting sarcasms. One day, when he I
was riding in an omnibus he opened a •
portmonnaie lined with red. A man '
with a very flaming visage, who was j
somewhat intoxicated and therefore I
very much Inclined to be talkative, [
said: "Ah, that Is a very gay pockef-1
book for a Quaker to carry!" "Yes, j
'lt is very red," replied Friend Hop- j
per; 'but It is not so red as thy
nose."
The passengers all smiled, and the
man seized the first opportunity to
escape. A poor woman once entered
an omnibus which was nearly full,
and stood waiting for someone to
make room. A proud looking woman j
sat near Friend Hopper, and be asked
her to move a ilttle to accommodate
the newcomer. But she looked very
glum and remained ndotionlesa. After
examining her countenance for an In
stant he said: "If thy face often looks
so I shouldn't like to have thee for a
neighbor." The passengers exchanged
smilea at this remark, and the woman
frowned still more deeply.— Life ef
Isaac Hopper. ,
r-
Cultivate Common Sense.
"WRhout entering Into disputable
points, it may be asserted that the
aim of all intellectual training for the
mass of the people should be to culti
vate common sense to qualify them
fir forming a sound practical judg
nzrr.t cf the circumstances by which
| • •-.•.•- -,r« «urrounded," —John 801 l aad
;.ois.
j. . i
Company*s
Coming
When Mrs. Powell looked out 6f the
window on the morning of the day ap
pointed for her luncheon In honor of
Mrs. Fentress, Mrs. Watson's gor
geous visitor, and saw the abundance
of th£ raindrops that were pattering
on the roof and noted the unyielding
aspect of'the clouds, she groaned.
"I just knew I oughtn't to have
planned to have it Friday," she said
to her sleeping husband, who merely
grunted and raised one eyelid about
an eighth of an inch. At that moment
tliree indignant squeals issued from the
nursery and the moment after three
white-robed figures preclpiated them
selves upon their mother.
"She hit me!"
"She said I was a pig."
"Wow, wow, wow!"
When the dove of peace had been
persuaded to hover precariously over
the nursery Mrs. Powell returned to
her room and proceeded dolefully with
her toilet. "They always act like that
on a rainy day," she moaned. "I know
It will be perfectly awful all day."
After breakfast, with the assistance
of Hilda, her one maid, she proceeded
to remove to the dining-room the out
ward and vlßlble signs of festivity
from the porch, where she had
planned to entertain her guests.
Now, Hilda," she said to her hand-1
maiden, who wasMn the state of mind
which is technically known as having
got out of the wrong side of the bed,
"I'm going to straighten up In here
and you can run out and put the gela
tin to soak in balling water and put
the chicken on to bell."
Hilda drooped lumpishly out of the
room and about five minutes after her
blond head and resentful back had
disappeared Mrs. Powell heard an
ominous crash from the kitchen. She
withdrew 'her countenance from un
der tfre sideboard and scuttled for the
kitchen. Hilda was standing stolidly
amidst surging waves of gelatin.
"The bowl break when I the hot
water put in," she said gently.
"By best cut glass bowl!" wept
Mrs. Powell, falling upon her knees
and beginning futllely to gather up
the fragments. "I've a good mind to
make you pay for it."
I Hilda slowly unfastened the strings
that held her apron around her ample
waist. N .
"I guess I go, then," she said.
| "Go where, Hilda?" she Inquired,
; the tears rolling off her chin,
"Away from the place." Hilda ex
plained.
| Just how many things Mrs. Powell
, promised Hilda if she would stay de
veloped gradually during the ensuing
moftth. For with honeyed words and
• promises she Inveigled Hilda to make
ice cream in place of the lost gelatin.
j During the rest of that feverish
morning Mrs. Powejl swept and dust
ed and cooked, and at regular Inter
vals spanked her offspring, and at lr
regu'ar Intervals soothed and In
structed Hilda. Alone and unaided,
j she wrestled with the best tablecloth,
' which, though usuAllj.'. n sufficiently
! tractable household article, persisted
; in undulating over the table like a
! huge measuring worm. In despera
i tlon Mrs. Powell heated an Iron and
j tried to press it down, but the iron
| left a long, dark, rakish looking trail
i behind it down the* center of the
cloth.
I After that she returned to the kltch
-1 en, where Hilda appeared to be hav
ing a hand to hand battle with the Ice
' cream freezer, while the children
• were dashing furiously about the
; room, shrieking "Ice cream, ice cream,
I ice cream! We're going to have ice
I cream!"
Mrs. Powell pointed a stern finger
toward the door and the three, still
Screaming, darted past her into the
; dining room.
j "What's the matter with the freez
| er?" Mrs. Powell Inquired. She walked
j over to the struggling maid.
"He don't work," said Hilda. She
| gave the crank of the freezer a final
j Jerk with her powerful hands and the
! crank broke. The pail rolled over OR
, Its side and began gurgling forth an
j oozy mush composed of salt water
and cream, which not even the most
' desperate and brazen hostess would
| have dreamed of serving as a de
i lectable article.
At this critical moment there came
\ a crash and three separate walls from
! the dining room. Leaving Hilda and
i the Ice cream to commune with one
another, Mrs. Powelf flew to the
newest calamity. Two thoroughly
subdued small girls stood surveying
the wreck of the dining table, from
underneath which were Issuing yells
| which carried to Mrs. Powell the
' soothing conviction that her youngest
| daughter, though eclipsed, was still
alive.
After she had separated'her daugh
ter from a mass of glass, china, olives,
almonds, bonbons and other Ingredi
ents and had sent ail three of the
children to bed Mi's. Powell sat down
upon the nearest chair and wept. It
was then that the telephone bell rang.
i.
"Dick," f,he said to her husband
that night, "It does seem perfectly in
human, but I could have shouted with
Joy when I got the massage that Mrs
Watson had fallen and sprained her
ankle and they couldn't come. It may
have been hard on Mrs. Watson, but
it was simply providential for me "
Grass for Match Sticks.
A species of stiff grass which grows
abundantly In that country is used
' for match sticks in India.
The Relief
Expedition
If any ofae falls downstairs or gets
run ovar on the street or encounters
any mishap necessitating Instant suc
cor Grapple is always the unfortunate
individual on the spot. Possessing a
troublesome kindliness of- heart, he
cannot manage the rapid melting
around a corner that saves others, so
he hies to the rescue.
This being so, it was entirely in
the order of things that, glancing
from his office window across the
court one blisteringly hot afternoon,
he should Sfe r a,, jhaq seize hold of a
girl as she crumpled before her type
writer . and fell. The man, noting
Crapple. beckoned violently for him to
come over. So Crapple hastened over.
"I was just going by the open door,"
the man/told Crapple, "and I saw her
topple over—there isn't a soul here.
What'll 1 do?" V
"Put ice on her wrists and temples
and I'll find a doctor," said the capa
ble Crapple
.There was no 'physician in that
building, so he rushed out and headed
for a building a block away The girl
was. a sllglu little thing and she cer
tainly looked desperately 111.
"Vot doctor?" asked the elevator
man blandly to Crapple's inquiries.
"Any doctor!" shouted tho exasper
ated Crapple. "And take me to him,
Quick!"
1 -
Three doctors were not in and the t
1 fourth was deep. In work."See here,"
said the busy doctor. "You ruu across
to the health department in the city
hall and you can get a doctor for her
for nothing!"
Crapple, mopping his forehead, hast
ened to the city hall. His face was
' purple and his collar was melted. Pe
-1 destrian* In irrliated surprise as they
' dragged along the street made way |
for the apparently insane man who
was rushing along on that hot day. I
Only the memory of the limp little
girl, who perhaps was dying back in |
the stifling office, spurred Crapple on, j
for he is a stout man and averse to
- violent exercise.
> j Crapple successively burst into and
1 disorganized the marriage license bu
' reau, the dog license department and
a tax oft!re before he flanally reached
' the proper spot. By this time large
i streams of perspiration were galloping
down his face and making furrows In
the dust which he bad accumulated .on
his countenance. Ho could only gasp.
"No, no!" he roared to the energetic
young man "who grabbed him and
"forced him Into a chair and then
called for ice and began jerking at
his collar as he inquired soothingly
where tie felt worst. "I'm perfectly
normal, but there's a girl prostrated
by tho heat iu an offlee—' r
"Well," said the young man, severe
ly, as ha 'relaxed his hold on Crapple's
collar, you should explain clearly
what you want when you come In in
stead of wasting our time! Now, If
you will go to the. office on Market
strei-t —"
"Market street be hanged!" said
Cr; !>|ile, violently. "Do you suppose
that next week will do?"
lie dashed out, and, missing an ex
' press elevator, got into the local. The
1 j elevator man stopped al each floor to
1 exchange repartee with
3 ! frhrids. Each time before he started'
up ;.gain be paused, tp mop his fore
• head and murmur reproachfully that
" it was a mighty hot day. Once he
® went hack two floors for some one
1 with a big voice who hpwled accus-
J ingly after the vanlahlng elevator.
■>. After Crapple fft last reached the
; street he was so wet with perspiration
that he looked a.s though he had just
r emerged from the lake. He stormed
• into another building where there
} were men of medicine and found one.
, "What you should have done," said
• (hat. Individual, shaking his head, "was
' to phone for the police ambulance and
have her taken to a hospital where her
3 tern; mature would be properly re
' duced and the right sort of attention
} bestowed upon her. You'd better get
I the ambulance now and—"
"So," said Crapple with cold sar
jj casm, "I think I'd better go out and
: get a good, lively undertaker, for no
doubt the girl passed away long ago.
I'll Just run back to the office and
see!" '
> e
II
Fuming, bedraggled, hot and limp.!
Crapple tore back to the scene of dis-|
aster. He shrank from seeing that
llmfi, hopeless little creature, now
'probably beyond all help.
The office seemed quite calm and
j two persons were busily at work.
f They seemed bewildered when Crap
t pie begged to know the condition of
! the stricken girl. Presently the brow
of yie cleared.
"Oh, yes," he said. "Miss Lester
did feel the heat a little, hut she was
' well enough In a few minutes to go
, home. How did you happen to know
, about It?""
t Why, 1 said Crapple, grimly, "I
have a habit of soaking in information.
Now, if yoiT will direct me to a large
I chunk of Ice I_ shall be infinitely
. obliged!"
t - .
Woman's Bank Account.
"John, didn't you tell me that all
' savings banks are run In practically
: the same way?"
"I believe I did. What's wrong,
now?"
"'Oh, nothing; only if they are all
, about the same, why did I have to go
I to a certain one today when I wanUd
to draw some money?"
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