Odd Accidents In
The U. S. During
The Current Year
Doatl^ from Burn* NiiiiiImt
About 1.000 a Month
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By PAI L JONES
National Safety Council
So you think flying saucers are
fantastic? Then just take a look
at what the National Safety Coun
cil has dug up this year in its an
nual search for odd accidents'
You may have suspected that
some accidents are caused by
monkey business. But it remained
for Alice, a trained chimpanzee,
to clinch it Riding her mot >r
scooter before an $*fithusiastic
crowd at the St Louis zoo. Aim
zipped off the stage in a -hoa y :
exit, ran down Trainer William;
Rogers and banged him up. but j
good.
It is relatively seldom that boats
and automobiles run into each
other But it happened at Mays
villc. Ind., when Emmett Holsap
ple's motor boat, with the throt
tle open as it neared shore, leap
ed out of the White River and
crashed into a ear parked 20 feet
in on dry land
If autos can be struck by boats
on land, fish ear, be run over by
autos while swimming J V Short
was driving along the flooded
Street in front of his home in To
ledo, Ohio, when he struck and
killed two fish that had migrated
from a pond in his yard when
high water caused it to overflow
Hurl Bv Collar Button
State Budget Director John II
Bradford, of Richmond, Va.. has
pulled out of some mighty tight
squeezes- but none as tight as the
collar he tried to button one night
in dolling himself up for an im
portant party. Director Bradford
fought so fiercely that he had to
go to the hospital for emergency
treatment of severe finger bruises
inflicted by the collar button.
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TROOPS JAM TANKS WITHDRAWING FROM PYONGYANG
AMERICAN EVACUATION OF PYONGYANG is <«'Uipleted
unit in leave the burniii;-. former Korean Red capital
United Nations forces, who traveled snuthv, :ird iri nrdr
UI ir.i-nll'K lachoH fit 1hf» liilltPS liVf-M which l}'(* AlliOS
;iS (Iicm, la .vily clothed Gis cling to tanks of the last
Hordes of Red troops moved in behind withdrawing
V : !non. Ahead of the GIs, infiltrated Communist
iov.lv moving. (International Radiophoto)
Gary Wilnier, Jr., of Atlanta,
[.ia., hope.-' that he make., out but
ler ; . a real angel than he did
m his pilm run. Playing n am.el
m an ameteur theatrical, Mi. Wil
nei came down to earth with a
bang when the cable supporting
aim abouve the stage snapped as
he floated in mid-air
And in Glendale, Calif.. ex-Cit\
Manager Charles C McCall has
applied for state compensation
with tie. claim that he swiveled
so vigorously in his swivel chair
that lie hurt his back.
Find Seat of Trouble
Phillip Burrows, age 2. who
lives in Hollywood, Calif . where
I hey do things more spectacular
ly, got his head stuck in, of all
lungs, a toilet seat. Even the fire
nni, accustomed to this type if
■risis, were impressed as they I
.vent to work with a saw to de- !
hrone him
Embarrassing describes the c.v
beriencc of Policeman Donald Of ■
n of Detroit. At the young patrol
nan was strolling with his girl
i lend on Ins night oil, his scr
rice pistol let go and shot off the
icat of his pants
The last thing in the world j
line \ ear old Themri Eongley >f
How, N II., expected as he wound
ip a hot cadenza on Ins trumpet
aiis that he would blow out four
i cth But that's what lie did!
inhaling prodigiously for a final
numphant blast to a stirring. :
nurch, Trumpeter Thcron sw. I
owed a denture he had been
wearing since an automobile ac- |
:ident two years before.
What’s In a Name?
In January the towboat Frank
I in D Knsevclt rammed and dam
igcd a piei on the railroad bridge
iver tin Illinois River near Pek '
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includes a pocket secretary, a
wallet and a ziparound key
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by the Luggage & Leather
Goods Association.
in, III In September another tow
boa) struek the same pier and fin
ished tin job of demolishing it. I
The name of the boat? The llurrv '
S. I rumanl
And in Yankton, S. I)., Farm!
Reporter Cn . !!. German of j
radio station V’NAX, enthusiati l
rally supporting National Farm]
Safety Week, derided to make |
trails'ribed interviews on the
Chick Production
At Record Figure
North Carolina's commercial j
hatcheries produced 4.570.0001
chicks during October. This was!
th< largest October hatch of roc- j
old and is about 3 times the Oe-i
tuber 1949 hatch of 1,584,000 [
chick' The October hatch repre
sents the highest monthly out
put el chicks since the May hatch
of 5,400.000 chicks.
Hatchings during January
through October 1950 totaled 48,
033.000 chicks as compared with
40.193.000 during the same period
in 1949 an increase of 19.5 per
danger of falls in the farmyard.
Arriving at a farm in a driving
rain, .the safety crusader leaped
front his car, slipped in the mud,
fell and broke his ankle.
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Work Shoes
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FEED MILL
IVI<-|ilion«‘ 2<»0'J
People Give Four
Billion Annually
A report by the Russell sage
Foundation has disclosed that in
the past twenty years gift to
philanthroy rose form $1,200,000,
000 to $-1,000,000,000. The survey
by the foundation, conducted by
F. Emerson Andrews revealed
that people in the low income
brackets gave more than 00 per
cent of the total. Mr. Andrews
pointed out that families with in
comes under $3,000 gave more
than 00 percent of the total given
by individuals in 1943. Families
making less than $5,000 con trib
utes.! 82 percent of the total, he
said. Mr. Andrews also said that
families whose incomes were be
tween $10,000 and $20,000 showed
the lowest rate of giving. These
cent.
Across the Nation commercial
hatcheries produced 72.189.000
chicks during October — 13 per
cent more than last year. This was!
the largest October hatch of rec-!
old. It is 80 percent above the
1944-48 average, and about 3 1-2
times the 1940 hatch
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SCENT WITH LOVE, the two
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she prefers, packaged to go
where she goes in a gaily color
ed plastic kit. Above, Houbi
gant's Eatix de Toilette kit.
high income families gave only
1.9 percent of their income where
as the low income families gave
2.4 percent of their income to
philanthrophy, according to Mr.
Andrews’ report.
Christmas Program In
The Jamesvillc School
The Jamesville high school glee
club, under the direction of Mrs.
Magnolia R. Hopkins, will give
a Christmas program ^Sunday af
ternoon. December 17th at 4:30
o’clock.
The program will be rendered
in the high school auditorium and
the public is extended a very
cordial welcome.
A man may fall several times in
the battle of life but can't be con
sidered a failure until he starts
saying somebody pushed him.
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