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® tten The Kidneys Are Weakened by Over-Work. L k '; lthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood. arinarv b , e considered that only nd bladder troubles were to be |is rrrx *v5L 0 trace d to the kidneys, but now modern J) science proves that nearly all diseases have their beginning * U ** le disorder of TZOfl'T these most important The kidneys filter and purify the blood— 'p, ?° that is their work. re " ore ' when your kidneys are weak hh'Jm °* or^er > y° u can understand how V kly your entire body is affected and : >nv every organ seems'to fail to do its you are si ck or " feel badly," begin _ l * lu S the great kidney remedy, Dr. uier s Swamp-Root, because as soon a r,>? ur kidneys are well they will help a l the other organs to health. A trial v ul convince anyone. 1/ •P u are sick you can make no mis take by first doctoring your kidneys. le n jdd and the extraordinary effect of I; i Kllmer 's Swamp-Root, the great ■uiiey remedy, is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures ot the most distressing cases, and is sold on its merits by all" Pr-V 7 "* druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles. You ha\e a sample bottle Home of Swamp-Root. o> mail free, also a pamphlet telling you out y° u bave kidney or bidder trouble. Mention this paper when writing to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bing hamton, N. Y. Don't make any mistake, but remember the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the ad dress, Binghamton, N. Y.. on every bottle. —————————————» A Royal Slip. Considerable amusement was ones caused by a slip of Emperor Nicholas' pen in accepting the offers of several companies of Siberian militia who vol unteered for service at the front. The petition read, "We humbly lay at your majesty's feet our desire to be per mitted to fight and die for the land.' The emperor In accepting wrote on the margin of the petition in his own hand, "I thank you sincerely and hope your wishes may be fully real ized." The Wasted Witticism. "I always thought," yaid the hostess, "that Scotchmen were humorous. Last I showed a departing Scotch guest a great pile of overcoats in the dressing room. " 'Here,' I said, with a wave of my hand, 'you are the first to leave. Take Tour choice.' " 'Thank y.ou,' said he as he fum bled searchingly among them, 'l'll 'ave ne own.* "—New York Press. A Legal Remedy. I'ostess Were you seasick coming acxiss, dear? Miss Pert—Oh, no! You sec, papa was with us. Hostess—But what has that to do with your not be ing seasick? Miss Pert Well, you know, papa is a judge, and he over ruled the motion—Boston Transcript. A sharp tongue is the only edged tooi ihat grows keener with constant use.— trying. ___ This is what Hon. Jake Moore, State Warden of Georgia, says of Kodol for dyspepsia: "E. C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago, 111.—Dear sirs—l have suffer ed more than twenty years from indi gestion. About eighteen months ago I had grown so much worse that I could not digest a crust of corn bread and could not retain anything on my stomach. I lost 25 lbs in fact I made up my mind that I could not live but a short time, when a friend of mine re commended Kodol. I consented to try it to Dlease him and I was bettered in one day. I now weigh more than I ever did in my life and m in better health than fer years. Kodol did it. 1 keeo a bottle constantly, and write this hoping humanity will he benefitted Yours very truly, Jake C. Moore Atlan ta fuff 10, 1904." Sold by May £ Gorham. I Underwriters Fire Insurance Company of RocK Mount AGENTS AT Annual Statement of The Underwriters Fire Insurance PnrKY MHI IKT Company of Rocky Mount, N. C. I I*lU At The Close of Business December 31st, 1907. • « __ ASSETS Huiiincs & Davis /t n | c oill Loans on First Mortgages, ..... $68,204.48 I Paul R. Capelle f j in Furniture, Fixtures and Supplies, . i??* 22 ( ;ff IIIUII»U 9 II U Towns and Cities in Accrued Merest, ....... • & Company . North Carolina LIABILITIES J. L. Arrlngton Capital Stock, . . . . . • • w « n « surplus, • ?'BOS 06 Jacob Battle, Jr. Re-Insurance Reserve, /.suo.uo $76,376.10 Wilkinson, Bulluck & Co., I 1 , *fteral Agents . j . Kodol is today the best known and the most reliable remedy for all dis orders of the stomach, such as dyspep sia, heart burn, sour stomach and belcn ing of gas. Kodol contains the same juices found in a healthy stomach. Ko dol is pleasant to take. It is guaranteed to give relief and is sold here by May & Gorham. THERE WAS NO CHARGE. Ml the Seats In That Particular Church Were Free. At a certain church an aged usher, j to save the exertion of continually marching up and down the aisle to con-, duct persons to their seats, used to take I a stand in the center of the church and when any incomers appeared beckon to them and then conduct them to a seat. The urchins of the neighborhood, knowing his peculiarity, used to pop their heads inside the church door and mimic his action by beckoning to him. Many times he tried to catch one and one Sunday morning nearly did so. But the boy rushed away from the church and ran into the arms of a po liceman. "What have you been up tor de manded the policeman. Thought the boy, "I'm caught," but he said, "Oh, sir,-there's a disturbance at that church, and they have sent me to fetch a policeman." "Very good." said the officer. "I'll step in and see about It." So he opened the door at the west end of the church and, taking off his helmet, entered. The moment the aged usher saw him he beckoned to him and motioned him to a seat next an old gentleman. Immediately he was seated he touch ed the old gentleman and said, "Come quiet" The old gentleman replied, "What do you mean?" Officer—You know what I mean, and I don't want no chat. Come quiet or I shall have to take yer by force. Old Gentleman—l really don't under stand you. Officer—Look here! We don't want no more disturbance! You have been kicking up quite enough, and I'm going to have you out quick. By this time the congregation were looking at the pair and wondering what was the matter, so the old gentle man said: "Very well. I have not made any disturbance, but to save any ' I will go wjth you." So together, to the wonderment of the congregation, they marched up the aisle. When they had passed out of the church the usher followed them, and the policeman, turning to him, said: "Now, then, you have to make youi charge." "Charge?" said the usher. "There ain't any charge. All the seats are free." —Detroit Nows-Tribune. THE CRITIC'S SHRUG. A Story of an Old Persian Poet and an Aspiring Shah. "To be fair," said a noted dramatic critic, "is sometimes hard and cruel, and sometimes it is rash. You know there are reprisals. The unswerving fair critic often takes up his pen with the shrug of Omar, the old Persian poet RanK Foolishness. "When attacked by a cough or cold or when vour throat is sore, it is rank foolishness to take any other medicine than Dr. Kind's New Discoverysays C. 0. Eldridge, of Empire, Ga. "I 'nave used New Discovery seven years and I know ic is the best remedy on earth for couerhs and colds, croup, and all throat and lung troubles. My chil dren are subject to croup, but New Discovery quickly cures every attack. Known the world over as the King of throat and lung remedies. Sold under guarantee at nffin's drug store 50c and sl. Trial bottle free. The Rocky Mount Record, Thursday, March 19, 1908. Mr. John Riha, of Vining, la., says "I have been selling DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills for about a year and they give better satisfaction than any pill I ever sold. There are a dozen peo ple here who have used them and they give perfect satisfaction in every case. I have used rhem myself with fine re sults." Sold by May & Gorham. ~ "You have heard of Omar's shrug? No? Well, it was eloquent The shah once had sent for the old poet. " 'Omar,' he said, 'I have written some verses. Listen, and I will read them to you.' "And he read the verses and in the ensuing silence looked at Omar anx iously. 'Well?' he said. " 'Heaven born,' said Omar gently, 'each to his own calling. Scepter in hand, you are most wise, just and powerful, but pen in hand'— Omar shook his head and chuckled. 'Heaven born,' said he, 'such verses would dis grace a nine-year-old schoolboy.' "His eyes flashing with wrath, the shah shouted to bis guards: " To the stables with this old fool, and let him be soundly flogged!' "Yet the shah, for all, respected Omar's Judgment, and when, a week later, another idea for a poem came to his mind and was feverishly executed be soat for the fearless and fair critic again. 44 'Another poem, Omar, a better one. I'm sure you'll think it is a bet ter one,' he said wistfully. And he be gan to read the second poem to the old man. "But in the middle of the reading Omar turned and started for the door. "'Where are you going? said the shah in amazement. "Omar looked back and shrugged his shoulders. "'To the stables,' he answered, for another flogging.' " Denver Repub lican. Which of Them? A certain two men are possessed of exactly SIO,OOO. One buys a modest house for $4,000, a modest business for $3,000 and salts the remainder of his money away against a rainy day. The other puts his entire SIO,OOO into a motor car and thereby acquires such credit that he can have a house worth $50,000 and be come a partner in a business paying SIOO,OOO a year. Assuming that both men have a wife ! and some daughters, which of them lives to kick himself?— Puck. Object In His Preaching. Towne—lt's funny. Burrougli is for ever preaching to his friends abou|t the necessity for saving their miney. Browne—Well? Towne—Well, heft the last fellow in the world who sibuld preach that. Browne —Not at allHThe moro his friends save the more jjHhas the chance to borrow.—Chicagoßoiir nal. W Accomplished. / Mr. Goodlie —My boy, you'd never hear me use language like that! The Kid—l bet you don't! Why, it took me five years to learn all dem words.— SKetch. A Dark Secret. Wanted—The name of the man whp first made the welkin ring.—Detroll News. A Cure for Misery. "I have found a cure for the misery malaria poison produces," says R. M. James, of Louellen, S. C. "It's called Electric Bitters, and comes in 50 cent bottles. It breaks up a case of chills or a bilious attack in almost no time, and it puts yellow jaundice clean out of commission." This great tonic medi cine and blood purifier gives quick re lief in all stomach, liver and kidney complaints and the misery of lame back. Sold under guarantee at Griffin's drug store. ' i 1 J t Straight Talks en {Patent Mediants The " Rexall" Remedies are successful and this is why. They were placed on the market three years ago. They have scored already the record of the greatest success ever known in the history of the drug business. • " Come and go " popularity may arise from any number of causes (hullabaloo advertising among them) and may or may not be founded on real worthiness. But the man, the plan, the idea, or the article that truly succeeds, does so because he or it deserves to succeed, and for no other reason. The success of the " Rexall" Remedies is therefore the first evidence t jof their real merit They sell because they cure, and they cure be cause each one of them is the best remedy known to medical science for the particular ailment it is made to relieve. * There are nearly 200 remedies sold under the "Rexall" name, each lor one disease or one purpose. Each of these has been selected by a committee of experts from among all other remedies of its class, for manufacture and sale by The United Drug Company, a co operative association of leading American druggists. f Wherever you see the name " Rexall," you may know that it Stands for a formula scientifically correct and proved efficient in actual, long extended practice. We know these formulas and are glad to answer all inquiries regarding them, giving full information as to the Ingredients. Here are three famous members of the " Rexall" family: •roil CATARRH—MUCU-TONE ; REXALL DYSPEPSIA TABLETS FOR REAVES— The chief ingredients of The remarkable success of - AMEWCAIiTIS EUXMI Mucu-Tone are Gentian, Cu- Rexall Dyspepsia T able ts is . . . bebs, Cafscara Sagrada, Glycer- largely due to the new and sue- The Rexall Americamtis Elix ine, *nd Sarsaparilla. cessful method of manufacture, ir is a tonic nerve food composed > Gentian is recognized in med- whereby the well known prop- chiefly oi: fir e e Phosphorus, icine as on eof the greatest erties of Bismuth Subnitrate Glycophosphates, Ir on Pyro tonics ever discovered. It is and Pepsin have been combined the foundation on which Mucu- with carmimtives and other The wonderful results of this Tone is built. Gentian com- agents. • remedy are due tc>the fact that bines in high degree the tonic Bismuth Subnitrate and Pep- : n powers of all the known "bit- sin are recognized by the entire n^f. v ? f onrl terswiCh none of the disad- medical profession as specifics which it can be immediately and » vantages applying to them. ! Weston ° r chronic eas,ilyta e £ 0 7 f at ' ion ia Cubebs have long been rec- dyspepsia. which free Phosphorus—that is r ognized as a specific in the treat- The pepsin used is manufac- ph osp h o rus which remains in* ment of all catarrhal conditions, tured under a new process Hpfinitelv unoxidized is used Its action is prompt and its which develops its greatest ef- The Gi yco phosphates, actual benefit almost invariable. In ficiency. Pepsin not only sup- nerv builders, are on# •£ whatever part of the body the plies to the digestive machinery most recent and vaHitible inflamed or diseased condition one of the most important ele- additions to the field of this of the mucous membrane exists, ments of the digestive fluid, but of medicine and unaues tbe use of Cubebs has been it seems to a tonic tionably a more efficient rem recommended by the best phy- ence upon all the glands which e( j than t j, e w e 11 -know n sicians for many generations. supply all the other elements. Hypophosphites. ' Cascara Sagrada is espe- The carminitives add prop- The Iron Pyrophosphates is cially introduced for its neces- erties which promptly relieve the most easily assimilated form sary laxative properties. pains caused by undigested food. c f j roa which gives tone and The combination of these The combination of the color, and the combined alka twjfc glycerine and Sarsaparilla whole makes a remedy abso- loids of Ccilisaya Bark have a make? Mucu-Tone a remedy lutely invaluable to any man or effect on almost all the that attacks catarrh from every woman suffering from Dyspep- functions of the bodv. foint, gradually restores and re- sia—and not only a remedy but In compounding these vari uilds the diseased tissues to a cure which works gradually ous elements, the very highest their former health and strength, rebuilding and stimulating the degree of pharmaceutical skill promotes digestion and creates glands which perform the diges- has been employed. 75c. and a normal appetite. Bottle, 50c. tive functions. Package, 25c. £1.50 a bottle. * This ""Rexall" Guarantee " This preparation is guaranteed to give satisfaction. If it does not, come back and get your money. It belongs to you and we want you i to have it" J. M. GRIFFIN, Druggist The Store Subscribe to The Record.
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