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gcT?oTWCJP~ WITH A I,AME BACK? Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable. Almost everybody who reads the news papers is sure to know of the wonderful jj cures made by Dr. —ii mer>s Swamp l I oot » the great kid tf r I ney, liver and blad- Pf « I I Lf der remedy , LjC r tSf It is the great med . ,\J_l ical triumph of the SIT r—— I n i neteent & century ; ' « rr\_ "«l discovered after yeara 111 p" of scientific research (I by Dr ' Kilme r, the eminent kidney and bladder specialist, and is wonderfully successful in promptly curing lame back, ur ic acid, catarrh of the bladder and Bright's Disease, which is the worst - form of kidney trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not rec ommended for everything but if you have kidney, liver or bladder trouble it will be found' just the remedy you need. It has been tested in so many ways, in hospital work and in private practice, and has proved so successful in every case that a """special arrangement has been made by which all readers of this paper, who have not already tried it, may have a sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book tell ing more about Swamp-Root, and how to . find out if you have kidney or bladder trou ble. When writing mention reading this generous offer in this paper and send your address to ,O r Kilmer j dorlar size bottles are Home of Swamp-Boot, sold by all good druggists. Don't make any mistake, but remember the name, T Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghamton, N. Y., on every bottle. Private Theatricals. In some private theatricals a fugitive from justice was supposed to escape from his pursuers by concealing him self under a table. The table was small, and the terrified fugitive was somewhat lengthy. The commander of the pursuing par ty rushed on the stage and fell over the legs of the man he was searching for. ricking himself up and ludicrous ly rubbing his shins, he convulsed the audience by exclaiming in true dra matic style: "Ha, ha! The dastardly villain has eluded us again!" Philadelphia In quirer. Bobby's Reason. Little Bobby was saying his prayers at, his mother's knee, but so rapidly thet she asked him why he did not speak more slowly. "Because, you know," he replied, "it would keep all the other children wait ing."—Lippincott's. Lndy (at railway station, to porter)— "Now, porter, are 1 you sure I have all my Iqggage in the train? Porter—Yes. ma'am. Lady—Nothing left behind? Porter—Nothln' ma'am—not even a cepper ma'am!— London Scraps. It is the mind that maketh good or ID, that maketh wretchedness or hap piness. rich or poor. This is what Hon. Jake Moore, State Warden of Georgia, says of Kodol for dyspepsia: "E. C. DeWitt* & Co., Chicago, 111. —Dear sirs—l have suffer ed more than twenty years from indi gestion. About eighteen months ago I had grown so much worse that I could not digest a crust of corn bread and could not retain anything on my stomach, I lost 25 lbs. in fact I made up my mind that I could not live but a short time, when a friend of mine re commended Kodol. I consented to try it to please him and I was bettered in one day. I now weigh more than I ever did in my life and min better health than fer years. Kodol did it. I keep a bottle constantly, and write this hoping humanity will be benefitted Yours very truly, Jake C. Moore Atlan ta, Aug. 10, 1904." Sold by May £ Gorham. ► ft | Underwriters Fire Insurance I Company of RocKy Mount 1 " . AGENTS AT Annual Statement of The Underwriters Fire Insurance D firHV wrM twt Company of Rocky Mount, N. C. Iv.yV>l\ I rlUvl W 1 At The Close ol Business December 31st, 1907. Represented by tlie ASSETS Huffines & Davis Leading Agents ol all : : "j»j} Paul R - • ' Due From Agents, . ... W3O-1J- Wilkin COM Rllllllpk nni i rilioc in Furniture, Fixtures and Supplies, . .... 400.00 VVllllllft3Ulft 9 UUAlUttl I Towns and C/lIICS in Accrued Interest, ...... 2,611.56 , $76,376 io & Company North Carolina LIABILITIES _ J. L. Arrington Capital Stock, ....... $51,500.00 :::::: JS Jacob Battle, Jr. . , _ . $76,376.10 _/ ': 1 Wilkinson, Bulluck & Co., =■ I - | ~»nerai Agents Pointed. today the best known and -J mos - reliable remedy for all dis orders of the stomach, such as dyspep sia, heart bum, sour stomach and belch ing of gas. Kodol contains the same juices found in a healthy stomach. Ko dol is pleasant to take. It is guaranteed to give relief and is sold here by May & Gor ham. HER NEWSPAPER DAD. He Isn't Always Cross; Sometimes Ha Is Positively Jubilant. Newspaper daddies are funny, I think. Mine's one. He's funniest at breakfast, only it isn't breakfast, 'cause it's lunch, and thafs another funny thing about it "Where's 'smornin's paper?" he asks mamma the first thing when he comes downstairs. And then when she looks sort of childishly at him 'cause he's a little gruff he hurries up and says, 'Good morning, everybody," just as though he felt kind-a 'shamed of him, self. And then won't talk when he gets his old paper. He Just sticks his nose into it and looks at one page after an other just as fast as he then he begins all over again and does it slower and keeps still for quite awhile. Then mamma and I wait for an ex plosion. "Ijits!" he says. "They couldn't spell 'cat' right" Then he goes chasing from one page to another as fast as ever he can, talk ing to himself, and when he's got real mad he* shouts at mamma: "They buried it! See. They buried it back there—way back there, of course, and it's the best story in the paper!'* Then mamma says, quiet like a calm ' after a storm, "Come, dear, your cof fee 'll get cold." But he's more like a bear than a dear, and he doesn't come, but he keeps on growling at the old paper. I guess he finally gets tired of himself, too, and then he jumps up, throws the paper on the chair and tries to dodge mamma's funny smile. Mamma's awfully patient I think, and she never gets mad, but just smiles and smiles at daddy when he gets cross at things. Sometimes she asks him why he wants to keep on being a news paper man if it's so awful. One time he answered and said it was because if he kept on working sixteen hours a say maybe the office would some time give him as much as the stereotyper i gets for working eight hours a day. | Mamma said that was sarcasm. I guess he thinks sarcasm must be a good thing for the office, 'cause he most always talks that way about it But newspaper daddies aren't always cross. Sometimes mine hurries down stairs a whole lot earlier, and then when he grabs the paper he smiles all over and shouts at mamma: "See that story ? That's a clean scoop, and a bully one! That's worth living for! And, say, won't the fellows on the old Bugle feel sore, though! "I tell you," he says then, "one day like that is worth a bicycle of Cathay," whatever that is. And then mamma looks at me and smiles, 'cause we both think he's fun ny sometimes.—Des Moines (la.) Reg ister. Rank Foolishness. "When attacked by a cough or cold or when your throat is sore, it is rank foolishness to take any other medicine than Dr. King's New Discovery," says C. 0. of Empire, Ga. "I have used New Discovery seven years and I know it is the best remedy on earth for coUgrhs and colds, croup, and all throat and lung troubles. My chil dren are subject to croup, but New Discovery quickly cures every attack." Known the world over as the King of throat and lung remedies. Sold under guarantee at -riffin's drug store 50c and sl. Trial bottle free. The Rocky Mount Record, Thursday, March 26, 1908. Mr. John Riha, of Vining, la., says "I have been selling DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills for about a year and they give better satisfaction than any pill I ever sold. There are a dozen peo ple here who have used them and they give perfect satisfaction in every case. I have used rhem myself with fine re sults." Sold by May & Gorham. BURNED FOR CENTURIES. Curious Stories of the Wonderful Lamps of the Ancients. When the tomb of Palls, son of Evander, who Is mentioned by Virgil, was discovered about the twelfth cen* tury by a countryman digging near Rome, It Is said that a lamp was still burning over his head, which must have been lighted more than 2,000 years before. Baptista Porta In his treatise on nat ural magic relates that about 1550 a marble sepulcher of the Roman period was discovered In an Island near Na ples. On opening the room was found a vial containing a burning lamp. The lamp became extinct on breaking the vial and exposing the lamp to the open air.. It was supposed that it had been concealed before the Christian era, and those who It reported that the lamp emitted a splendid flame. In 1550 a remarkable lamp was found near Ateates. Padau, by a rus tic, who unearthed a terra cotta urn containing another urn In which was a lamp placed between two cylindrical vessels, one of gold and the other of silver. Each was full of a very pure liqnid by whose virtue the lamp had been kept shining upward of 1,500 years. , This curious lamp was not meant to scare away evil spirits from a tomb, but was an attempt to perpetuate the profound knowledge of Maxlmus Oiy blus, who effected this wonder by hi* skill in the chemical art THE DOWAGERS. Titled Widows Go to the Rear In the Social Procession Little sympathy is bestowed on ti tled widows after the first few days of their bereavement. Of course when an earl dies his widow remains a countess, but with the unwelcome ad dition "dowager," which often Is mis leading as far as her age is concerned. Thackeray, although he professed good breeding, looked on dowager duchesses as fair targets for sarcasm. So did Du Maurier, though the only offense of the poor women was that they had lost their husbands. It is a double blow to a woman of title when her husband dies, for if grief leaves her time for reflection she realizes that, no matter how young she may be, she is relegated to the rear in the social procession. The new duchess or marchioness or countess steps into the limelight, and the dowager is lucky to find a place in the last row of the chorus, for the very term implies old womanhood, and in most cases she only wastes time if she combats the impression. Ordinary widows may have better chances for matrimony than debu tantes, though that's doubtful. Dow agers seldom contract new marriages, for few men have courage to lead them to the altar. So in all the affairs of society they make the best of the custom that dictates they shall follow meekly in the wakes of their flattered A Cure for Misery. "I hetve found a cure for the misery malaria poison produces," says R. M. James, of Louellen, S. C. "It's called Electric Bitters, and comes in 50 cent bottles. It breaks up a case of chills or a bilious attack in almost no time, and it puts yellow jaundice clean out of commission." This great tonic medi cine and blood purifier gives quick re lief in all stomach, liver and kidney complaints and the misery of lame back. Sold under guarantee at Griffin's drug store. ■— 1 "% C- - ■- | - ':■ Straight Talks on Patent Medicines -?'> i- - i: ' ■ The " Rexall" Remedies deserve confidence. As all these remedies are grouped under one name, they must sue- j ceed or fail together. There must be no weak link? in this chain. One unworthy remedy would mean disaster to the entire plan. If you, for example, purchased the "Rexall" Cough Cure and were not cured by it, how could we expect you to place any faith thereafter in the "Rexall" Dyspepsia Qtire or any other member cf the "Rexall" . • family? n u You can understand, therefore, why such anxious care was given fto finding and choosing the remedies to which the name Rexall" was •v given. We have admitted none .to this, circle until our committee of -• experts had been convinced by investigation and test that it was the j # best remedy known to medical science for the ailment it aimed j to rdieve. Who should know better than the leading thousand druggists of this country what are, and what are not, efficient medicines ? i i : Remember, the success of our enterprise depends on the merit of i each individual remedy. Our reputation, which is our very business existence is at stake. Can you doubt, that in buying a "Rexall" Remedy, ! you are buying the best that science and experience can give you? j Here are three prominent members of the " Rexall" family: , REXALL "93" HAM TONIC REXALL DYSPEPSIA TABLETS CHERRY JUICE COUGH SYRUP The famous Rexall "93" Hair The remarkable success of A new idea in Cough Syrups. j Tonic is composed in chief of Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets is This preparation owes its ef e Resorcin, Beta Naphthol and largely due to the new and sue- ficiencv t0 the presence of Wild PiWamin cessful method of manufacture, 10cne presence oivvua ( . * . whereby the well known prop- Cherry, Vinegar Squills, Bone- Resorcin is one of the latest erties of Bismuth Subnitrate set, Horehound and Syrup, and most effective germ-killers and[Pepsin have.bera combined A „ of these have been known discovered by a science, and in with carminitives and other connection with Beta Naphthol, agents. - for a hundred yeajs asremed.es -! tvliiclt is both germicidal and Bismuth Subnitrate and Pep- for coughs and hoarseness. antiseptic, a combination is sin are recognized by the entire In Rexall Cherry Juice Cough formed whis'a not only destroys ™ ec *ical profession as specihcs gyrup, all of these remedies !! , u i • r for acute indigestion or chronic cui c » the germs which rob the hair of dyspepsia. * have been combined by a pro its nutriment, but creates a The PeDsin used is manufac- cess of manufacture that has | dean and healthy condition of tured un der a asw process blended them into aperfect me- | the scalp, which prevents the which develops its greatest ef- dicinal harmony whereby tha lodgment and development of ficiency Pepsin not only sup- characteristics ' o( each support new germs. plies to the digestive machinery , . , ic -> km™ one niost important ele- anc * reinforce the others. g agent for restoring; the hair to ™ ents of the di & estive ut The pathological properties tor restoring the hair to lt seems to exert a tonic influ- f h intrredient does its own its natural color, where the loss ence upon t h e glands which ot e . , in grecneiit does its own of color has been due to a dis- supply all the other elements. particular work in easing the m ease of the scalp. It is not a The carminitives add prop- flamed membranes, loosening coloring matter or dye—it pro- erties which promptly relieve the phlegm and setting up a duces its effect by stimulating pains caused by undigested food, condition of health in the bron the scalp and hair follicles to The combination of the whole chial and nasal passages, health and active life. makes a remedy absolutelv in- _ , . ... .. .. | This combina ti on of cur valuable to any man or woman One spoonful will relieve the j ' atives mixed with alcohol as a sufferi ?S from dyspepsia-and inflamed membranes and tempo- V sSZ "s the most ef- ""J?» C0B « t P"? ** >Vf§eqtive remedy for hair and building and stimulating tli e tie will work a cure. It is ex- > scalp troubles known to-day. glands which perform the di- ceedingly pleasant to the taste— n Per Bottle, 60c. gestive functions. Package, 25c. chilckron like it. Per Bottle, 25c. ; f * * 1 Look for this Rexall Guarantee on each package: "This preparation is guaranteed to give satisfaction. If it does not, come • back and get your money. It belongs to yom, and we want you to have it" I J. M. GRIFFIN, Druggist | The Store Subscribe to The Record. SI.OO Per Year.
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