ICKED Up
about town
Why does Uncle Sam refer to
them as “nuisance taxes” when
every tax can be classified as a
nuisance.
0-o
The nicest thing about America’s
wheat crop this year is the price
the growers have been getting for
it.
o-o
The average American citizen
now wishes that the C. I. 0. stood
for “Cut It Out.”
o-o
Life is very much like a revolv
ing door, the harder you push the
further you get.
o-o
Judging from their pictures,
bathing beauties don’t believe in
putting off tomorrow what they
can take off today.
o-o
The wages of sin are holding up
so well that the devil hasn’t yet
found it necessary to stage a sit
down strike.
o-:—o
Maybe they are not as smart as
men, but most any woman has
more sense than to start a new
tube of toothpaste by squeezing it
in the middle.
o-o
An optimist is one who says the
bottle is half full and a pessimist
is one who says it’s half empty.
o-o
It’s a wise motorist who realizes
that a moment saved at a railroad
crossing may save all the rest of
his time.
o-o
It*S becaust there are so many
fools in the world that the wise
man gets an occasional break.
o-o
It seems that the American Ma
rines spend about as little time at
home as the ordinary citizen.
o-o
Speaking of clothes, most old
timers can remember the day when
the average girl was about half
starch.
o-o
Many a suit that is guaranteed
to wear like iron usually does so
by turning rusty.
o-o
Fashion took the hatpin away
from women and left them with
nothing to defend themselves with
but automatic pistols.
0-o
Eve—Why did you tell Henry
you married me because I’m a
wonderful cook ? Why, I cag’t
boil a potato.
Nathan—But I had to give some
excuse.
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Walhalla, S. C.
That Vermont counterfeiter who
raised a $ 1 -bill to a ten may have
just been trying to make a dollar
buy a dollar’s worth.
o-o
No money talks louder than hush
money when it finally gets its voice
back.
o-o
What makes the happy ending
of most of today’s moving pictures
is the mere fact that they are
ended.
O-O ft
A movie actress has just remar
ried her first husband. Maybe it
was his turn again.
o-o
You don t have to be an accom
plished musician to play on your
neighbor’s nerves.
Politics makes strange bed-fell
lows, but they soon get accustomed
to the same bunk.
Bus Schedule
Smoky Mountain Stages,
Inc. — Schedule
Arrives from Asheville 11:50 A. M.
Leaves for Franklin ..12:00 Noon
Arrives from Franklin. 2:50 P. M.
Leaves for Asheville.. 3:00 P. M.
Hudson Library
Hours
Main Street
Monday, Wednesday and Friday
mornings—10 to 12.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
afternoons—4 to 6.
Highlands
Museum Hours
Main Street
Daily except Sunday—9 to 5:30.
Evenings by. special request.
Mail Schedule
Leaves Highlands
To Dillard, Ga..8 A. M.
To Franklin . 11 A. M.
To Cashier-s .. 11:30 A. M.
To Walhalla, S. C.12 Noon
Arrives Highlands—
Form Dillard, Ga.3 P. M.
From Franklin . 9:30 A. M.
From Cashiers. 10:00 A. M.
From Walhalla, S. C.11 A. M.
All mail leaving Highlands at 8
A. M. must be posted the night be
fore. The mail leaving at 12 noon
must he posted by 11:30 A. M.
People and Spots in the Late News
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BLASTING CHINA . . . Howitzer com
pany clears way for Japanese infantry
hich routed 29th Chinese Army
Peiping. Americans flee China
as President orders 1,200 marines
.to war area. Map shows recent
Shanghai operations.
TRAFFIC PROB
LEM . . . Enlist
ing pretty Jac
queline Paulk to
solve traffic prob
lem at one of
Miami’s busy in
tersections only
created a worse
jam when sum
mer visitors star
ed in amazement
at the “smilin’
semaphore.”
RISING steel de
mand increases
agitation for U.
S. stock pile of
manganese, vital
in steel making.
Larger Cuban
manganese out
put viewed as
easing depend
ence on distant
sources.
(Miami News Bureau)\
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SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
. . . Appointed by President
Roosevelt and confirmed 63 to
16 by the Senate, liberal Sena
tor Hugo Black of Alabama,
will don judicial robes when
country’s highest tribunal con
venes Oct. 4.
DEATH WINS . . . Mouth to
mouth breathing by valiant
rescuers failed to save baby
boy born alive to Mrs. Gussie
Godlsinger of New York, but
unable to breathe. He died \Vz
hours later in iron lung.
GRIEF IN VICTORY . . .
Grief stricken because of
his mother’s death in Ro
deo, Cal., Lefty Gomez
still insisted on going to
the mound to break Yan
kee losing streak before
leaving for the West. He
shut out Senators 8-0.