PAGE 2 The Daily Advance Peele & Peele, Publishers ilIU5KKT lEKLE. EMIOIt Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entidcd (o (lie use for republication of news dispatches creli(el to it or not otherwise credited in this paper ami also to the loeul news published therein. Entered at the postotTJce at Elizabeth City, X. C, as second cluss matter. SUBSCRIPTION RATES 12 months by carrier $5X0 12 months by mail In cone 1 94.00 12 months by mail in zone 2 $3.00 12 months by mail elsewhere $0.00 THE SUNNY SIDE The home rule the Golden Rule. BY ROBKRT QVII.LEN Ireland needs is Splinters people ' We pON'T Cake. you last ANOYH&G. , month rr WILL "THE STURPttSE OF MV LIFE the. otO A Daring Feat The courage and daring of man has been a theme of poets for all ages of human history. The Roman poet, Horace, awarded the palm for human daring to the man who first tempted fate by trusting his life to fragile bark to sail the "separating oceans." Surely if there were a HoT race today he would sing the courage of men who drive high powered motor cars at unbelievable speed or to the pilots of the ships that saiMhe air. On January 12th at the Al abama State Fair as Larry Stone, world's dirt champion, drove his car at the rate of 90 miles an hour and as Vernie Treat, a World's War ace, circled the track fifteen feet about the ground, John Hall of Birmingham swung himself from the car to the cockpit of the plane by a rope ladder, suspended from the plane. The feat r is the first of its kind on record and will be shown in moving pictures throughout the country. The right of a small nation con sists in what is left. The latest thing in the way of a vicious circle is "Pay me what thou owest." The striking consumer is doing his best to establish the closed shop in America. The Treasury vaults In Washing ton are a nice safe place to keep our national deficit. One effect of present railroad fares has been to increase the sale of books of travel. Young ladies who are afflicted with "nerves" will find thai cne of the best tonics is dish-water applied to the hands three times a day. Much of America's distress is oc casioned by the middleman. And even more of It by the meddleman. No matter how Nawberry's case ends, he will always speak In ferv ent accents of the "dear" people. The seismograph says there is an earthquake somewhere all the time, but there is reason to believe that it is merely recording the vacillating policy of statesmen. Formerly Europe objected to America's splendid isolation, but now if is coming over to help en joy it. When the blue laws are passed, one who blacks his shoes on a Sun day must be careful not to annoy the sole. v When little Jack Horner pulled out a plum, it was a chorus of office seekers that shouted "What a good boy am I." Cotton and wheat farmers can't hope for a better price unless they can persuade the bootleggers to handle their product. When Government begins to in vestigate a man it shows no mercy. It just hounds him from one news paper column to another. The sinner drinks hootch to get that feoling of importance and par- feet ion. but the reformer has it in his natural state. Ami so there are three million unemployed. Well, start a govern ment employment agency and give them all jobs as clerks. When Harding is driven frantic by office seekers, he should think of poor Constantlne. Ccnstantine got 9S per cent of the votes. America's left hand raises money to buy food for Europe, and its right hand establishes a tariff to in crease the price of the food. - The present status of Mr. Vander lip's concession in1 Russia Is aptlj described in the first syllable. Do you know why it s toasted To seal In the delicious Gurley tobacco flavor. O Dear Doctor Can You Tell Can somebody tell us what is the death rate for infants in Elizabeth City? The Advance is prompted to ask this question because the Federal Department of Agri culture tells us that the South produces and consumes only three fifths as much milk as the North and West; and physi cians tell us that the milk sup ply1; of Eastern North Carolina is certainly not adequate to the needs of its children. Eastern North Carolina imports and ' uses vast quantities of condens ed milk to feed its babies. ."Children fed on condensed milk," says a well know physi cian of this section, "have poor resistance and are subject to all diseases, especially diar rheal troubles. Their mortal ity from thesa diseases is three times as great as for those fed on cow's milk. The death rate from bowel diseases among children in North Carolina is fifty per cent higher than in the rest of the United States." Now if this is true of the State as a whole, including the rural sections where milk ia comparatively plentiful LUCK? sirara CIGARETTE how much more so must ic be. true in a city of ten thousand people having no dairy to as sure its milk supply! Milk is a necessary food for growing children and , should constitute sixty per cent or more df the diet of a child two years old. - Does that little tot of yours get his share? AGONY COLUMN I'VE HEARD ALL MY LIFE ABOUT GOING TO SLEEP WITH THE CHICKENS ; " WELL LAST NIGHT I WENT TO SLEEP WITH THE DUCKS OR A PAIR OF 'EM ANYWAY A FRIEND OF MINE FROM OVER IN CURRITUCK BROUGHT ME SOME AN.D I INTERNED TWO OF THEM I THANK YOU PERSONALS Mrs. Julia A. Meckins is very ill at the home of her daughter, Mrs. C. D. White, on Uroad street. Mrs.-Cassie Morrisette is very ill at her home on West Main street. A. S. Neal continues ill at his home on East Church street. HOY SCOUT MKKTIXG The regular meeting of Troop Five, Boy Scouts, was held on Tues day evening at Y. M. C. A. head quarters. After, the regular service the scouts enjoyed a very instructive, talk by Rev. H. E. Myers, who, they say, is the first minister to be pres ent at a meeting of this troop since Scoutmaster Pendleton has been in charge. Rev. Mr. Myers shows much interest in scout work. Scoutmaster Pendle'in v.-lshes to thank the scouts and public for t!io inti'iuU bhuvvu in t'ae woi-K durinr: his first year as scout leader. I!c5 entered the scout work in October. 1912, as tenderfoot, and becan as sistant scoutmaster in October. 1919. and then scoutmaster of this troop on January 27, 1920. i Dr. C. B. Williams left last night for Raleigh to attend the meeting of the trustees of the State College of Agriculture amf Engineering. He expects to return Saturday morning. The Carolina Cotillion Clnb will hold its regular monthly dance next Wednesday evening, February 2nd. Music for the occasion will be fur nished by Sam Simmons' Orchestra, of Norfolk, Va. High School girls and boys will find lt dellthtful dancing at the Club Rooms, Tuesday and Wednesday afternoons, 3:30 to 6. Girls, 25c. Boys, 25c. ATTENTION MEN . ! We've just received a bi shipment of ODD PANTS, all colors, made .'rem Suit Ends. Sizes 2S to 33. Priced for quick rolling., , T. T. Turner & Co. SEE WINDOW DISPLAY 505 Main St. "The Store For Dail and the Boys" w'liiili'MT? Fine Buggies and Surries American Woven Wire Fencing Dodge Bros. Motor Cars 400-402-401 MATTHEWS STREET ELIZABETH CITY BUGGY COMPANY Attention Farmers Effective Wednesday, January 26th, the price of Fordson Trac tors was greatly reduced. NEW PRICE OLD PRICE F. O, B. Detroit F. O. B. Detroit $625.00 $790.00 This means a reduction of $165.00 to you. See us or telephone us at once in order to be sure to get your Fordson in time for winter plowing. Auto & Gas Engine Works, inc us To Whom Will You Give Your Next Order of JOB PRINTING Why Not To THE ADVANCE We think that it will be handled promptly. But we are more certain that if we take it, it will be handled to your satisfaction. Our prices seem a trifle high to those who are in the habit of taking their work where they can "get it done the cheapest." But our prices are reasonable and right and are not high when compared with costs in the printing business today. We are trying to build a real printing plant in Elizabeth City. ' " Will you help us? THE ADVANCE Elizabeth City's Associated Press Newspaper fe. :- 1 -- - - r CREDIT TRUST is as essential to the farmer as to the merchant or banker. TO-DAY is PAY DAY and, if you do your besfc. TOMORROW will be TRUST DAY and we vill do our best. SOY BEANS, "Stock Peas" at $1.50 per bushel, ) - Taken on accouat COTTON LINT at c above the local market, ) S pence & Hollo well Company