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W. I'KKTCIIKn AUsrjON, Eoitob. ,
V. Y. YV. Act HON, Uummtis AUjiagsu.
VOL. Ill-
PLYMOUTH, m G-, FRIDAY, OCTOBER' 'S, 1891.
'K0.2I.
Published by Roakokh Publishing Co,
RAIN MADE TO ORDER.
THE MARVELOUS TALE OF A MODERN
MUNCHAUSEN.
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AttOKmdlag .Performances of Blnglrlans
la Wft Afrlca-A Man FlosU lu Air
A Mast Impressive Feat The Priest
. af Baal.' ;' "i
In a foreign publication there is a brief
paper upon "West African Magic, the
author of which, professing to write in
. all seriousness, gravely declares that the
rainmakers of Africa really do make rain!
But he is not, content , with argument.
He supports his contention by the follow
ing marvelous story of what he declares
he himself .witnessed , on the west coast
of Africa; : . ,
: I remember well my first experience of
these wizards. For weeks- and' weeks
there had been no rain, although it was
the rainy season.: - The mealies were all
dying for want of water; the cattle were
being slaughtered in all directions ;
women and children had, died by scores,
and the fighting men were beginning to
do the' same, being themselves scarcely
jnore than skeletons. Day after day the
sun glared down on the parched earth,
without one intervening !; cloud, like a
globe of glowing copper, and all nature
languished in that awful furnace.
Suddenly the king ordered the great
war drum to be beaten,' and the warriors
all gathered hurriedly. He announced
the arrival of two celebrated rainmakers,"
the prevailing distress. llie elder of tne
two was a stuntedj bow legged little man,
with' wool which would have, been white
had jt not been messed up' with grease,
filth j and feathers.' The second was rather
a fine specimen of the Socsoo race, but
with a very sinister expression.
A large rjng being formed by the squat
ting negroes, who came for some un
known reawnaU: armed to the .teeth,
the king being in the center, and the rain
makers in front of him, they commenced
their incantations. The zenith and the
. horizon were eagerly examined from time
id time, but not a Testige of a, cloud ap
peared. . Presently the elder . man . rolled
'Jon the ground in convulsions, apparently
'epileptic, and his comrade started to his
feet pointing with both ' hands to the
copper colored sky. ' ' ;;'
,.; : All eyes followed liis gesture, and looked
at the spot to which his hands pointed,
but nothing was xisiblo. Motionless as a
atone Btatue he stood with gaze riveted
on . the 6ky.' In about thespace sof a
minute a' darker shade was observable
in tlie copper tint, in another hiinute it
grew' darker and darker,' arid irf'V few
more seconds developed into a black cloud
which soon overspread the "heavens. . . J
, In a moment a vivid flash was seen,
anA tha Anhitra that, foil frnm flint flnilil.
which had now spread completely over
head, was something to be remembered,
'For two days 'and nights : that torrent
poured down and seemed as if it would
wash everything out of the ground. '
After the king h .d dismissed the rain
makers, and they 1 wl deposited the cat
tleland presents ui der guard, I entered
the hut in which tliey.were lodged and
spent tlie night witu tueni, discussing tne
magical "art. v
The hut was about 14 feet in diameter,
strongly built of posts driven firmly into
the ground and having a strong thatched
conical roof. I eventually persuaded
them to give me one or two examples of
their skilL They began singing, or rather
crooning, a long invocation, aftera few
minutes of which the younger mau ap
peared to rise in the air about three feet
from the ground and remain there un
suspended and floating about.
There was a brilliant light in the hut
from a large fire in the center, so that the
smallest detail could be distinctly ob
served. I got up and went to feel the
man in tlie air, and there was no doubt
about ' his levitation. lie men noatcu
close to thewallahd passed through it to
the outside.'
When I reentered -tlie hut there was
only the old man present. I examined
the logs carefully, but there was no aper
ture whatever. . The old man continued
his chant, and in another moment his
comrade reappeared floating in the air.
: He sat-down on the ground, and I saw
his black skin, glistening with , rain, and
the few rags he wore were as wet as if he
had been dipped in a river.
' The next feat was performed by the
old ' man, and consisted in several in
stantaneous disappearances and reappenr-
','anccs. The curious point about this wa
tha.t tha old man also vena HHnninrr tvpt.
i A most impressive feat, which they on
a subsequent occasion performed was the.
-Old custom of the priests of Baal.
' Commencing a lugubrious, chant, they
slowly began circling around - the fire
(which said fire always is an essential
part of the proceedings); keeping a cer
tain amount of rhythm in-both theix
movements and cadences. Presently the
movement grew faster and. faster, till
they whirled round like dancing derv
ishes. There were two distinct move
ments; all the time during which they
were gyrating round the circle they were
rapidly spinning on their own axes.
With the rapidity of their evolutions
their voices were raised higher and higher
until the din was terrific. Then by a si
multaneous movement each began slash
ing his naked body, on arms, chest, and
thigh until -they; were streaming with
blood and covered with deep gashes.
Then the old man stopped hLs erratio
course, and, sitting down on, the ground.
amm ly watched the younger one wiili
apparent solicitude. The youn s mau con
tinued his irantic exertions until -exhausted
nature could bear no more, and
he" fell "panting and helpless on tlie
ground. ,, . . "'.
. The old man took both the knives, and
anointed the blades with some evil smell
ing grease from a calabash,' and then
stroked the young man's body , all over
with the blade r which had done the in
juries, and finished the operation by
rubbinc him vifmmnalv wtfti tha 1 nalmv
of the hands smeared with the unguent.
in a tew minutes time tlie young man
arose; and there was not the slightest
trace of wound or" scar in his ebony skin.
He then performed the same good offices
o a the old man with1 the same effect:
"VTithiriten minutes afterward they were
both laid on their mats in . a sweet and
quiet sleep. " v
AN OKTIIOGItAFHIC 3JfAI.
Sinking Pretty Fair Waxen Out of a
Wrinkle Not Everybody Knows.
"How do you spell .'choir'?" inquired
a short, pudgy drummer as he sat at a
table in the writing room of the Weddell
House in Cleveland a few weeks ago.
There were a dozen men busily writing
at the same table and as many more
who were reading newspapers. The
abruptness of the question caused the
writers to. pause in their work, for the
question apparently had not been ad
dressed to any . particular individual.
.The speaker reflectively nibbled the end
of a pen holder while waiting for a reply.
v- A (.gentleman, on the opposite Bide of
the 'table finally blurted.' out : "What i
land of a 'choir do you mean?" ; .
Why, a lot of . singers in a'church,
you know. A church 'choir,"' f
"Q u i r -
"Thank you."-
TheJ drummer again dipped his pen in
ink preparatory , to resuming his letter
"Writing. . The o';her gentlemen could
scarcely .conceal their mirth. --Again the
writer paused to say, half apologotically :
? Blamed if I. could tell how to spell it.
Seemed to me it ought to be spelled with
a 'c.' T was going to write it 'choir.' "
' ' Tliis was- too .much for the gravity ol
the crowd, and after a hearty laugh one
of the gentlemen said:. "Well, if I were,
in your place I'd spell it that way now,
I think. n . .
" "Well, I thought I could hardly be
iVistaken about it," said the puzzled
cpelleiv " ,, '' -i, - ,' ',"
Meanwhile the gentleman who had so
kindly volunteered to spell the word be
came very nervous and seemed inclined
to get angrywv-s..--ii - ij
"There are different ways to spell, the
word "choirV.he said, "and it makes all
tli3 difference in, the world whether yon
are tiring to'6pell the name of a bmly of
" Gingers in a church or a certain'qiiantity :
of paper. . If you mean a company of
church singers it is 'q-u-i-r-e,' but if a
quantity of paper
' "Well, hardly," remarked a' flashily
dressed New York drummer, laying down
his pen.", "Yqu will pardon me, my
friend , ' but you're wrong. You've got
"the two words mixed. " 'Q-u:i-re' spells a
pa per quire, and 'c-h-o-i-r' spells a church
choir. " : '.: ' "
"Not by a long shot," stoutly insisted
the speller. 'Q-u-i-r-e' spells a church,
choir or it used to do it when " 1 went to
school and I've got money right here in
my clothe3 which says that it spelb it
now." - ; 4 -
Thespeakerwas decidedly angry, whilo
the rest of the crowd were rather amused
at his discomfiture. .
"Oh, well," remarked the New Yorker
airily, "it isn't worth while quarreling
about any way, especially since it can be
settled so easily. If you are so sure that,
.'q-u-i-r-e' spells choir, suppose you back'
np your belief by a little wager say the
cigars for the crowd and we'll look in
tlie dictionary over yonder and end the.
controversy. " ' ; '
"I'm agreed," was the hot rejoinder;
"or I'll bet you $5 or $10 or $25 that I'm
right, and prove it by Webster s Una
bridged Dictionary "in ten seconds. " As
he spoke he pulled out a roll of bills, and
the. New Yorker quietly laid' a $20 bill on
the table, which was. promptly covered.
The dictionary was brought forward.
The Gotham drummer opened the- big
book and smiled like a man who knows a
"sure thing" in sight as he turned to the
word quire" and commenced reading
the definition "a body of singers in a
church. See choir. " "-
The silence that fell upon that, room
was unrelieved save by tho rustle of . a
$20 bill as it was quietly folded and
stowed away in the spoiler's pocket.
'
A week later, as I was enjoying a cigar
in the lobby of the Riggs House at Indi
anapolis I was startled by hearing a fa
miliar voice exclaim ; "How do you ep3ll
choir'?" "Glancing, hastily around I was
surprised to see at one of the writing
tables the identical gentleman whose ig
norance had caused such a commotion at
Cleveland concerning that very! word.
Looking closer I was equally surprised
to find near him the benevolent gentle
man who had kindly volunteered to spell
the word for him at Clevekind and who
gained $20 by doing so.. Approaching
the scene of battle I took a scat where I
could observe the subsequent proceedings,
and wilhin dne minute the Cleveland
performance had been duplicated, tho
speller pocketing $25 tliis time as the rc
cult of his acumen., ?
AcRosfciru? the winner. 1 said nuic?tly:
"I see that you spell ''choir' now iu justi
the earns way that you did tho other uay
at Cleveland. " .
" Ves," he replied, "that's a pretty yood
way to spell it anywhere. It has netted
my paruier nero ana me ahOut $do a day
ior me iasi iwo monuis. ; ac worss nmo best be spared by the world at large; Fi
times out of ten, and we take no mks, bally the matter was settled by a ballot,
you see. It is the best snap I ever struck, and every vote (his own included) was
and I used to work with some of, the', niven for Stevensoa, - tl' u ,
slickest boys in tlie country, too.
But," he added confidentially, "if yot
over try It you'd better keep' both eyes
open, or you u miss connection with' the
dictionary. You can find 'choir"' spelled
and defined- underlie word tquire' in
Webster had an edition of 1891 called
the : 'International Unabridgod' which
'quire see
any definition."-
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" V- M
f wni. B.iM u..ii. ,' "a
The first solid head pin was made in
1824, in England, by Lemuel W. Wricht.
an American. . In 1832;Dr. JoImLHoWe )n waa "e il"? as, -an epre?3
a Connecticut man, invented a "machine! t1 onary f1 that; S'torTecrmts,
tr. mim -t tor proselytes, naturally finding hone., .1
first successful machine, and completed
the pin by asingle process. The old head
was soldered on to the shank of th nin. -i
I'" .. Magnetic Roels.,;"vJ', j j,
'. A remarkable instance of local mag4
cetic disturbance, due to the presence of
magnetic rocks', was observed near Cos
sack, , northwest ; Australia,1 where a
steady deflection of the" compass' of 80
degrees was recorded. u' '''; ; 'it" ;;'
.- A Hw Fi Among Brides.' ?
A new idea for a brido'sTrousseau is to.
have the underlinen ornamented with a
monogram in afao simile of her own
handwriting. ii- !- ;- !i''3 i-.ji -
POINTS OP PROGRESS.
The polariscope is now used to discover
adultei-ations in essential oils. ? ":
An underground railway for Berlin is
being discussed by German engineers." "
A Watch manufacturer of Liverpool
has - invented a lever watch that only
requires "winding once every eight days.
" A new industry for Florida is the man-
uiaciure oi Biarcu irom arrowroot, luigu .
quantities of which are grown 'in that
State. . : . .. , .. ...
The telephone cables bid beneatlitho
streets of Berlin .are estimated to meet
the requirements of ; 80,000 subscribers,
the present number being 15,000, Z, -
Coal in the province of Almeria, in
Spain, is so dear that - there is great re
joicing over the discovery' of an inferior
quality in a large vein nearrAlhanchez.
An ingenious American proposes to
build an elevator at Mount Blanc which
will be able to carry 210 persons at once.
The earth' by a recent measurement in
the 53d parallel of - north latitude . is
shown not to be a perfect spheroid.
- Molds for casting iron can only .bo
made in sand. Iron or other metallic
molds chill the iron, and it does not' fill
well. The great heat at which iron melts
will 'burn any other material or will
Stick so as to break the mold. ' -;;
The brightness of the moon is not so
very much greater than tho brightness ot
tlie same area of the sky.: The total light
of the full moon can be compared with
the total light of the 6un, though it is a
very difficult problem, and the result will
be that the sun is as bright a3 6S0.00O
full moons. . .. ... - . ' .; , ; '
The Medical Record calls attention to a f
new morbid : habit which of late years
has become enormously prevalent. It is .
the inhalation of tobacco smoke quite
akin to the opium habit - "The old cig
arette smoker," says the Record, "would
not exchange a few deep wbiffa.of his .1
cheap cigarette for the finest Havana
that -could be bought with gold. " It
should be borne in mind that this habit, ;
once established, becomes, according to
the testimony of physicians, practically
incurable. New York Herald, C r '
The new explosive, ecrasite, is tho
Invention of two Austrian engineers
named Siersch and Kubin. Its power
in relation to dynamite. Is' declared to
be as 100 to 70, and it can be carried
from place to place with perfect safety. .
It emits . a . thick black smoke, and
the detonating noise is louder than
that of gunpowder, but shorter, sharper,
and clearer. A bombshell loaded with
it explodes with such - terrible results
that experiments against palisades repre
senting 100, 250, and500 men, at ranges
of 800, 750, and 1,200 -meters, recorded
marks on every division , of ' the pali
sade standing for a soldier.
LITERARY NOTES.
Mark Twain has settled in France for
three years. ' .. r ,
"During the past five years," says M,"
Auguste Vacquerie, " the proceeds of tho
sales of , Victor , Hugo's works liavo,
reached the sum" of 1,483,373 francs."
.Two heretofore standard educational
wnrVa-.TTfirhfirt RnenfiAr on F!diirAt,ion
and Bain's "Education as a Science"
have been withdrawn by the British gov
ernment's education department from tho
syllabus for certificate examinations be
cause of tlie opposition of the church
training colleges. ' . ' ', ' . ' ' 1
-Charlotte Bronte,1 in a letter written in
1848, says : "I regard Thackeray .,as tho
first of modem masters. I study him
with reverence. He, 1 6ee, keeps tlie mer
maid's tail below water, and only hints
at the dead men's bones and noxiom
slime amid which it wriggles ; but his
hint is more vivid than other iuen's elab
orate explanations." ; , t iV! V' "
.Fifteen years ago, according to the To
ronto Week, Robert Louis Stevt nsou wus
one cf a Email gathering of art tu;leiit.-i
aul others at Uarbizua. A dacui:?:ou
f arose as to wno, cm of all or them coma
A letter by Carlyle, recently sold in
ix)naon, contains the following prober
ably you are not la ware that in New Emr
themselves on these ideas of Emerson's!
are already about renouncing this miser-.
... i a u kuuiui ncr if f i iKiMiii v irniiinnini.
retiring into tha nird wil f u.a
v there exclusively upon vegetables raised '
aiv i i ihi r nwn i 11 rr-ri n ir K , ' ,-i . i
work the taVwm"pTdce4-raAn"'ufll
cient vegetables, and he can live there ao
. f.ff ? hla JJi having the;
I f orld to hve according te its.r An Amei- ;
w -obhged to, express, my- total, deep, ;
' ' uro veK. ;
: " b vu0u
to the missionary"
" " t. x.
ARTISTS. .
AND
I Mr. and lira. Cleveland both like East-:
man Johnson's portrait of the ex-President,1
which has just been hung in the
White House. : " "
A Brooklyn writer ia the authority for
the ppinjon ptE, Hopkinsou Smithy that
Mir..v; tT4 ..Unl..j. !. '.:..liV. v
an artist.": . f
A lover of Moret's wort says' that in
an exhibition of the lajbesj;" works by that
artist, which has. just closed in. Part?,
there were 15 dfTeren canvases of liay
stacks.aloneifv'jf !S t
The noted painting, "Columbus', First
Sight of Land, " which received" the first
premium at the fcenteivual' exhibition in
Philadelphia, is on exhibition at 1 Boston?
It will be shown in Chicago in 1893,
The great statue of Pope"LeoXin,
which Count Josephlxaxbathaspteaented '
J to the Catholic University, at Washing-
ion, ia rcpurbcu w oo u iiuw piucw
fine piece of.
work, and represents ihe pope seated upon
his throne and wearing the triple, crown.
? Here . is 'a fine short note from Dieg
enes: "To reach perfection, Ave j must bo
j made sensible of "6urfai lings, either by
: the admonitions of our friends or the in
vectivea of our enemies.. T'"
8CIEWTIFIOJAIID
m
The, siprager ba($cy v?3a jBjiccesa f f of;
ctreet cars in loa. ..;
New street -cars .In f Philadelphia .Jftfe,
perforated ceilings for ventilatori tw,
- i Naturalists all. believe that whaJea'.'tire
tlie descendants of land mammals. '
: Wood has been retired in another" par
ticular,' InTmncdja firni of porcelain
makei-s has substifated petroleum forj
wood in firing their wares, and not only
produces better results hut cheapens . the
cost. " ' : ' 1 "''; ' : ; 1 '
Scientists say ihc chemist will dominate
coming inventions;' -'All bur" fuel will
presently be furnished' in the form of
gas". In a quarter of a century more we
shall wonder why man was' , e ver such a"
fool as to carry coal into his -house and
burn it. - 'y "T- : ' ' r
- Six miles, off tlie Labrone Islands, in
the Pacific Ocean, a Russian vessel took
sounding recently and found a depth oi
five miles, tho deepest sptot yet. found in
any ocean, Its convenience of access
recommends it as a summer resort. : , .
'. French scientists are puzzling over a
spider which was discovered in a Cavity
in a stone." , "It . is -estimated that tlie
Btone must be 4,000 years old ; this not
withstanding, however; the , spider is
quite lively and very youthful in its
antics. It is blind aid has no mouth. "
'.' Four different mountain peaks In Idaho
are from 13 to 23 feet loweiv by actual
measurement, than they were 15 years
ago, and it is believed that this settling,
is going on With many others. . The idea
is that quicksands have undermined
thorn, - ' ''
Recent developments in chemical
science promote belief in the "existence of
elementary forms of matter not yet
actually observed. Certain, peculiarities
in the spectrum of the sun are thought to
indicate that much of its matter is still
in such elementary f orm3 owing to its in
tense heatJ, ; '"'.' '"JX I ''.''..tf.'li'.', ' i-
People who sneer at the suggestion that
aerial navigation is not impracticable:
should be admonished by tho tremendous
triumphs of applied science during the
present century, A flying machine would
not seem half so, wild a scheme as tlie
telephone if both" were unknown. In-j
ventive Age. . -
"The Vermont Marble Company, of Rut-;
laud, V t, has recently made six. marble
columns 19 feet 7 inches long, 2 feet. 1Q
inches in diameter. They are each nade
from 'one solid piece of marble,, turned ia
a lathe, and are said to be tlie large? I
ever turned "out in the United-State.-,'
They are for use in tlie construction oi
Whig Hall) Princeton College. . '(
.''Among the arrivals at the barge" ofucij
in New York recently was a little olJ
woman of wool. It was an automaton
figure ot kd. - old lady kaitliwp:, and thu
uioi;t curKus part ot it was th'ib it wa4
RircunttVst knitting machine. 1. r.ui by
! clockwork, aud to aU. Apnea r.mcci had
cvei'y nocmcQt"of . ILfo.. - 1'r.e machiue
r tractadHRv treat d-al-of nttrntioiu nud
one mun offered a ro'ind prv-xi for it, but
the owner; a I'rtuch immhrrtiiit, refused
to part ith it.
m'eu and makes his meaning unmistakably
clear. 5 - : . , .
Major McKinley and his lieutenants will
have to stop beating their tin pans now
ana answer the questions which Mr. Mills
has sat the farmers of Ohio to asking.
HOWIT HURTS THE SOUTH.
Wilmington Star. j - :
' Some time ago there was held ia AsheviUe
a convention for the purpose of istnhlish.
mg Tariff Leagues iu this State. The :Re,
publican. wire pullers who snggested and
mammulated this convention, were not
giving themselres mcch conecru about the
tariff, their object simply oeiug ' to rope
some Deaiocrata if they could . find: any
who believed in protective tariff doctrine,
into this new organization which was to be
used as an annex to the Republican party.
The make-up cf tint convention showed no
Democrats, and we doubt if. it showed a
single man who was manufacturer of any
article which is protected by the tariff. It
wasn't to organize a League to support and
maintain thu protective tariff, to protect and
fonteif American Industries' bnt to orchnize
ft League to prottct and foster the Republi
can party, in which they are,' much more
Interested than they are in any protective
tariff..' :- . ' - . ; '
: There may Le somo Democrats ia .North
Carolina, as there may also . be in other
Southern States, who believe that the pro
tective tariff la a good thiug and that it is
proving a powerful agent iu building np
Southern ' industries. These peoplo uuav
believe this, and they may be sincere and
honest iu the belief,' but they are terribly
uustaken,V i Iuntead of benefitting the 3outh
in any way w hatever it is doing incalcula.
ble injury in narnerous ways. ; '
In the first place it levies heavy tribute
ou the Southern "people as a whole, and
take's out of their pockets iu the aggregate
somewhere in the neighborhood of $200,
000, W)0 ayear, money enough to build and
eqaip 400 colossal cotton factories, and thus
it help's to'kep money scarce in the South.'
It iiurt the Southern farmer because the
manufactured things which he bays ; are
heavily taxed, and he has to pay for" hih.
priced articles with low-priced products. '
J IJ hurts the Sonthcru merchant, epecLi)
Jy tae cpuntry inerchaut j oi small ; meanR,
froth whom the; farme re mainly buy, by
compelling hihi to pnrchube . 6raalt stocks,
and to charge, high to makq profit'enough
to pay for his time, whereas if there were
no tariff added to the original cost of his
goods he could sell more and with a much
smaller profit do a much larger business and
make more money with his largo sales,
j But this is not all, It is an obstacle, end
a 6eiiousohet in the vvay of the South'a in.
dustiial development and progress. It U
conceded that, all things else being eqaal,
mannfactnrere will seek that section where
thVsupply of the raw' material, fuel, &o ,
are the most abundant and consequently
the cheapest, - - - ..
"'Now, as a matter of fact, those things hi
manufacture of which the South ia princi.
pally tCRajed, have little or no protection
from the tariff.; In the finer grades of cot.
ion fabrics shehau to compete with the
already long established and rich manufac
tories of New England, and in the ruauu.
facture of irou iu its different frms -with
the long established and already, rich; mil In
of Pennsylvania, bhe has not the capital
at present to compete with either of these
1 the' more co fy articles of manufacture
although in the abundance of raw material,
in fuel, iu water powers end in several oth
er particulars ehe has theadyautngs of both.
But they ure already eUblished and with
the bonus which they receive in the. shape
cf the protective tariff, they can continue in
operation and make handsome profits al
though they have to pay more for the raw
material than they would have to pay for it
in the Sodthi .; If it were not for this .they
would be 'compelled, for a living profit, to
get nearer the cheap raw material. This
they do not deny, aud no on can deny, 60
that tho protective tariff helps to sustain
and keep up, where they ore, these aged
eoiuptdilors of , biinilur infant iudiitri9
which have been started iu the South, with
pinited means to contend against those of
practically unlimited ineanx. Th .t'a one
way, the lariff retards Southern ludnstrial
development and progress. Wipe it out
and within a quarter of a century the Soath
would bd: TUB 1 manufacturing section of
this country, not only for cottou goods, but
for irou in its various forms, . aud for the
numerous kindred, industries which go with
them. ' ' ' ' '
Leurn to cxplr.i:i thy doctrine by tby
life. , .. , ,
i ' Death breaks the lautem, but cannot put
out thecand.hr - . - i' -
Lapgnn,ge whs given that wo might say
plctavut things to each oihter. j
;TSfa exeni o of every mau whft Aon not
mind hla own busincwj is that he is trying
to do .good. . . ' "
'T.'r.i-'f-.m-c rialiMv rn;?.f(in,l. ?a lifil r.
fnfjtjg to Bptiid inoucy; it is uvcuP.iu
mouoy juuicion-.iiy.
: ItiB at.ou. as iiara to inula man w n
will not help you spend mov.oy as it ia to
find a man who will help y.:u to earn ii.
THAT'S NO WAY.
Arisona Kicker. (
Two or three weeks ago we had an item
to the effect that the County Clerk of this
county was drinking" bo much tanglefoot
that public business was being sadly neglec
ted. We meant it iu all kindness, and
hoped he would take it that way, but it
seems that the iron struck home. Instead
of coming to thhi office and talkiag the mat.
ter over in a friendly way, r he banged our
sanctum door open last Monday and began
blazing away at as with an old revolver as
long as a rait and as noisy as a cannon. lie
shot a bole in our offioe clock, perforated a
State map of Nebraska, and knocked the
end off a horn of plenty we hid hanging
up for an ornament. The rest of his lead
went wild, - . . " ; -, .-
-We don't want to bo captious about these,
things, but we have feelings to be hurt.' .
After the blithe young man had got through
we rose up and diced tha lobe of his : left
ear off as a souvenir and then threw him
into the street - We were somewhat riled
for a minute, but when he broke down and '
cried we went out and stuck the lobe in
place and made friends with him. His ear
will be as good at ever in a couple of weks, ,
and we hope the matter will prove a great
moral lesson to him. '-
TEN EYESIGHT DONT'S
1 ' Do' not allow light to fall upon the
face of a sleeping infant. - -' -1 - -
2 Do not allow 5 babies to gaze at a
bright light; . y "''",
3 Do not . send : children to school be-,
fore the age of 10, ; ..... v - . -.
; 44 Do j not aUow childreu to keep their ;
eyes .too long pn a near object at any one
time. . : ' " '
,5 Do not allow them to study much by
artificial light. ' " . ' .
6 'Do not allow them to uso books - with
small typa.-v - ;.,' t f -
7 Do not allow them to read in a rail
Vaycarrihga.v ...,,
! R Do not ftllow Iiovh to smnkn tcihiw.nn
especially cigarettes. ' --
0 ' Do not neceKsarially ascribe headaches
to indigestion, the ey us may be the excir
ing cause. ... , v. - - .. '... .r . :
: ; 10 ' Do not allow the itinerant spectacle
Vender to prescribe glasses.., ; ; ( , . "
"(. The Farmors ' Opportunity
No matter if your county n as not honored
the Southern Inter-Slate Exposition by
making an appropriation, which ' would
have secured .a distinctive- exhibit, to tha
credit and C ratification of our neoDia. there,
is yet open a tnans for our farmers to "g")t
therj1 with 6mali samples of fhSir best corn,,
wheats oats. iioe, rye," barley, buckwheat,
beets,' sweet potatoes, Irish potatoes, or.
anything elso ,woxtii flhfwlriiif ty"lt
need bo done in to carefully pack, say m
bushel, hot less,5 'of either, and send by
freight at once a marked an .follows : "
"dOCTHEnir iHTEltOTATES EXPOSITIOIT, .
Raleigh, N.U. fcPACa A.' Suh articles
will be taken charge of by the State Da.
partment of 'Agriculture and displayed to
the beet ad vat tage. Now don't be laggard
in this matter ueiid a bushel of turnips if
they are nice aud bo sure to .write, to the
Department of Agriculture, giving it notice
of the shipment, and describe how you wish
tho exhibit marked Who will lead in this .
matter ? Do not have it said that the came
of our county was not attached to a single
article at the Exposition. "
"Why not send a bale of haj, cotton.
Clover nay, pea-vino hay, or a bal of any--thing
elate. We are assured . that the De
partment of Agriculture will sell .for exhib
itors at the close of the Exposition, articles .
entrusted to it, and return the exhibitor
the proceed. Try and send something.,
MR. MILLS IN OHIO.
N. Y World '- ' '' ..' '
' The campaign of tin pane and ciap-lra-p
which the Republicans have been tarrying
on iu Ohio must now confront a campaign
of hard facts aud sound reasoning. Gov.
Campbell has opened with a strong and
eloquent speech and Mr. Mills haa gone to
Ohio to make an appeal to the intelligence -of
the people and not to their eyes and
ears, ''- ' "' '. . :- '
His first speech is a masterly presenta
tion of faots which cannot be put aside by
any noisy demonstration, but must be met
and answered to the satisfaction of intelli
gent minds If their ' force is not to play
havoc with the McKinley plauB. .
Mr, Mills puts the silver issue practically
out of the campaign, lie reminds his
hearers that he has always favored free
eilverf that ho has upokon for iV'written
for it aud voted for It Bat he shows them
clearly that free silver offers no remedy
lor" the evi, conditions that create discon
tent, no hope of that protperity of which
the people feci the need.- ' '
It i not the amount of money per capita
in the country that determines prosperity,
but In distribution. It is of no advantage
to' the poor man that there is plenty of
money In tha country if it is all iu the hands
of a small clusaJ It ' doea hha ho good to
know that the coffers of millionaires are
full of nioudy if he'oannot get enough for
his labor to provide for the needs of hid.
family. ' ' ' '. ; ' -"
"fc Ad Mr. Mills thows very clearly and
conclusively why rocu cannot do this. It is
because they arc iasiaiously taxed ' into
poverty, because unjust and unwisa laws
artificially depress the price of 'what tho
Atntncau worker him to sell ana raise lite
price of what he haa to buy.
Ilifi array facts is liuprotftiive,'
anaiyain of them is effective iu its simplicity.
Ho ireaks directly to tin mi;d cf phi.j