North Carolina Newspapers

FOR GOD, FOB COUNTRY AND FOR TRUm." W. FLFTCITKR ATTSRON. EDITOR. C. V. W. AUSUON, .BUSINESS MANAGER. vol: iv. PLYMOUTH, N. a, FRIDAY, JULY 15, 1892. NO. 9. Published by Roanoke Publishing Oo. Directory. STATE GOVERNMENT. . Governor, Thos. M. Holt, of Alimance. ' Secretary of State, Octavious Coke, of Wake. Treasurer, Donald W. Bain, of Wake. Auditor, Geo. W. Sanderliu, of Wayne. superintendent of Public Instruction, Kidney. M. Finger, of Catawba. Attorney General, Thoo. F. Davidson, of Buncombe. COUNTY OrOVEENMENT - Sheriff, Levi Blount.' Deputy Sheriif, D. Spruill. . Treasurer, E-ftrlbtftrifm:-. j- v $uperiaeJourt Clerk. Thos, J. Marriuer, J ster ofDoeds. J. P. Hilliard. Commissioners, H. J. Starr, VV.' C. Mar ncr, is, i. JUDtnam, jes. SKittietuarpe Hid H. A. Liethfield. Board of Education. Thos. S. Armiatead, T, L. Tarkenton J. L. Norman . Superintendent of Health. Dr. E. L. Cox. ' Superintendent of Foblio Instruction, JioV. Luther Eborn. v 't' ' . .- CITY. " '. . Mayor and Clerk, J. W. Bryan. Treasurer, E. li. Latham. Chief of Folice, Joseph Tucker. . ' Couucilnien, E.R. Latham, Q. It, Bate mn, D. O. Brinkley, J. F. Norman, J. VV. Bryan, i. 11. bniith. bampson Towe ana Alfred Skinner. CHUItoa 8KBVICES. Methodist Rev. Y7. l Meore, pastor Services every bunday at H a.' m., andg . m. , Prayer meeting every Wednesday jiight at 8. . Sunday . school at 9 a, ni., J I'. Morinan, Superintendent, v ' Baptist Rev. 3 F. Tuttle, paxtor, servi ces every 1st and 3rd Sundays at 11 a. m., And 7:30 p. ni, JFrayer meeting every Thursday night at 7:30.- s Sunday school every Sunday at 3.30 a. m., J. YV.3ryan, eupenntendeut. : ,-; . : , Episcopal Rev. Luther Eborn, rector Services every 3d Sunday at 11 a. m., and 7;3I p. m. Sunday school at 10 a. m., L. I. Fagan, superintendent. ' . MEDICAL SOCIETY' If eels Tuesd.ty after the first Monday of ,ftoh month. Dr. H. F. Murray, Chairman, - :,. LcDaES. . of H. Plymouth Lodge No, 2508 meets 1st and 3d Thursday nights in lach' month. ' W, II. Hampton - DiotatoW ; 'v. N. B. Yeag.r Fin. Reporter.- K.& L. of H. Roauoke Lodge Meets 3d and ith Thursday nights in each month ; -J.F Norman Protector, v ; . N. B. Yeaeer foetretary.-" Jt O O F. Esperanza Lodge, No. 28-meets v verXjQdtt.v night at Buueh's Hall. T J, Lewis7Nls0 , J. P. Hihard, Secretary. CHURCH 8EHVICES esciple - Elder A B Hicks, pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 a. m 3 p. m. .and 8 p m. Sunday school at 9 u. m. E. d Mitchell Superiutendeut : .. 'v Methodist - Rev. O. B. Hogans, pastor. Services every 1st and 3d Sundays at llNa. m., and at 3 aud 7:80 p, m. Sunday school ' at 9 a. m.i 8. Wiggius, superintendent; J. W McDonald, secretary v 1st Baptist, New Chapel - Services every Sunday at ii and 15, liev S li Knight, pastor Sunday school every Sunday ; 2d Baptist, Zion's Hill -H H Norman, jpastor Preaching everyth Sunday. -Sun-.day school . evjry SuutUy, Moses ,Wynn, puperiutendent LODGES : Masons, Carthegian - Meets 1st Monday . night ' in each month. S Towe, W M., A. JEverett, secretary : ; . G UOofOF Meridian Sun Lodge 1024 Meets evry 2d and 4ih Monday night in ach month at 74 o'clock, T. F. Bembry, N. G,V J- W McDonald P. S. , Christopher Atocks Lodge K of L No- Meats " every 1st Monday night iu each onbutb at 8 o'clock ' . , Burying Bociety meets every 3d Monday ,nizh( in - each month at 8 o'clock, J M. "Walker secretary - Roper Directory. - CIVIL. Justice of the Peace, Jas. A. Chesson. Constable, Warren Cahoon, ; J 4 ' CHUBCHES. ' "i.ethodist; Rev. J. T. Finlayson, pastor. .Services every Sunday morning at 11 o'clock (except the first), and every Sunday night at 7:30. Prayer meeting every Wed nesday night Sunday school SuDday morn ing at 9:30, L. G. Roper superintendent, E. R. Lewis secretary. " Episcopal, Rev. Luthe Eborn, rector. Services every 2d Sunday at 11 o'clock ''..a, ra. and 7:30 p. m, Sunday school every v Sunday morniug at 10 o'clock, Thos. W. Blount superintendent, W. H. Daily secre tary. V". .. ' ' y BapL t, Rev, Jo3, Tinch, pastor. Rer 1 vices e ;ry 3d Sunday at Ila. m., and 7:30 :-p. m. "S . LODGES. ' Roper Masonic Lodge, A. F k A. M. No 443, meets iu their Hall at Roper, N. C at . 7 30 p. m', 1st and 3d Tuesdays After :1st Funday. t J. L. Savage, VV. M.; J H Clarke. Secretary. .- v. " ' ' ' k Important to Ladle. Sir I made . use of your Philctoken with my last ohild, in order ta procure'a saf aud easy travail. , I used it about two ' months before my expected (time, until I was taken 6ick, and I had a very quick and easy confinement. Nothing occurred to protract my convaksconce. and I got about in l9B time than was usual for me. 1 think it a m dicl'ae thafc should be used by every expectant mother, for should they but try it as I have, they-, would never again be without it at such times. I am yours re sectf ally : Mrs. ELIZA.BE HI DIX, Any merchant or druggist can procure KlPLKY'S Pun.oTOKEN tor . a bottle. C II A : 1 LES F, It 1 S L E Y , V bolo-alo Drus 'fiist, C'2 Cortlandt St., New York.; f -- ClevO and Stove. Our Cleve and Steve, Let all believe, Will mnch achieve - That will relieve Those who now grieve For the good eld days Of Adam and Eve. So pull off your coat And roll up your sleeve And fetch a loud whout For Cleve aod Steve. ' "Hurrah for Clve ' And hurrah for Steve." Peter In Gold Leaf, WHO PAYS THE TARIFF TAX ? N. Y. World. . j. It is the foreigner who iays the tariff tax, says Mr. McKinley. The Treasury figure3 tell a different sto ry. Mr. . McKinley insists that the foreigner deducts tho American duty from his price in order to procure the plpasuro of selling in American markets. ' - In other words, Mr. McKinley asserts that the foreigner takes off of his regular' price on pearl buttons 114 per cent., on shoe buttons 82 per cent., on tannic acid 247 per cent.; on ) sulphuric ether 320 per cent., just for the pleasure of selling m this v'splendid market.' The cotton-gdods makers, according to this poet of mathematics, deduct 49 per cent., the makers of glass and glassware 50 per . cent., of iron and steel 33 per cent., of ready-made woolen clothing 70 per cent. Under these circumstances the foreigner must regard the ' splendid Amen can market as more ornamental than profitable. : Of course Mr. McKinley's asser tion ig absurd. Americans who buy in foreign markets Know tnac tney pay for the goods they purcliase, the price which is charged to those who buy for, domestic consumption, and who do noif intend to export to this country. As to the amount of the tax the Treasury ' figures tell the truth. Durinjr the fiscal year 1891 the Custom-House collected. on foreign goods entering .his country for con sumption the etiormous tax of $215, 790,087. The total value of these 0od3 was $400,455,173, so that the rate ' of tax was more than 10 per cent. a There is no tin-plate manufactured in this country. iNOCWitnsranamg Mr. McKinley's assertion that "there are to-day twetity-eiglit tin-plate industries in the United States,' he cnoAvs that American tin-plate is. a myth, a fraudulent myth, and that all the tin-plate that goes to the making of the tin goods fori domes tic and trade uses is imported. Un this article in 1891 the Custom- House collected a tax of $10,577,115, and the ; purchaser of dinner pails, Riicnen pans, roonnc: material ana canned sroods paid this tax, with' the added profits of importer, wholesaler and ! manufacturer. The tux was paid in this country to our own Cns-tom-House by the , Americaii firms to which tho goods.were consigned. It was added to the original cost of tho goods by the importer, who reckoned his profit on the aggregate. Each subsequent, purchaser added his profit to the total, and the 'last man to pay the original cost of the article, the duty, the interest and the profits wa3 the man who put the tin-plate to practical use. . A similar story could be told of glass, on which the Government col lected a tax of 4,5-52,220 in 1891. The duty prphibited the importation of the largest sizes of plate-glass,, but the rate of tax on one smaller size was 62 per cent., on another 105 per cent., on common window glass from 48 to 110 per cent.', on table glass 60 per cent. Mr. McKinley would have us believe that the for eigner gave us the glass and paid a bonus of 5$ and 10 per cent; besidesl The Government collected on cot ton wearing apparel a tax of $4,438 741, on woolen, wearing apparel $2 825,719, and on woolen dress goods a tax of $16,616,302. . All these taxes were collected in tliis conntry. They were paid by American- importers, who brought them here to sell them to American consumers. If the foreign exporters paid a cent of the tax the Custom House does not know it, the Ameri can importer does not know it and Mr. McKinley does ' not know it, while' the consumer, if he will take the trouble to think, knows that he paid it all, with interest and profits added. ; Is Mr. McKinley a solemn, rant humbug or a tlisingenuous mo- Spruill & Fro. sell Hering'a Compound Syrup of ISlackberry Hoot. Tne only spe cific for Cholera Infantum and all on miner cotnplaiutH. . . ' POLITICAL POINTS. . The Third party convention in Kansas nominated a colored man on the State tieket How would our Southern Third party men like to swallow that ticket ? VVil. Star . The Hon. Jacob Sloat Fassett announces his willingness and readiness to take off his coat for President Harrison. The Hon. Jacob took off hia coat once before and he now addresses Roawell P, Flower as "Gov ernor.VCnicago Mail, Dora, '. . . '.:.... Mr. Harrison is said to have surrendered to the bossen, and to have made terms with Clarkson, Quay and Dudley. Mr. Clark- son will probably be Chairman of a cam paign Exeontive Committee, and really be at the head of the machine during the can vass. Ha explains his position in a long statement, in which he talks of devotion to duty, Louisville Courier-Journal,' Dem. As between Cleveland, with an honest and economical administration of the gov. ernment, t and a nnited and prosperous country ; and Harrison, wita his foroe bill, and Republican extravagance and sectional feeling perpetuated, the choice seems easy enough to make with us of the South. Henderaon Gold Leaf. ' v: , ;-v 4:.v - ' . The tin plate robbery amounted to more than ten millions of dollars during the last fiscal year. That $10,000,000 causa out of the pockets of the people without benefit ting to the extent of one dollar tho Ameri. can working-man or the American consu mer On the contrary it has partially paralyzed th canning industry, and inja. red other industries in which tinware and tin plate are cousunied.Knoxville Tri bane, Dem. Indiana has come to the front since Mr, Harrison has been Presi dent, says the Wilmington Star.' The new becretary of btate is an Indiana man, the Attorney General is an In diana man, the U. Treasurer is an Indiana. man, and when the vacancy in the Supreme Court is filled it will probably be with an Indiana man. hi addition to which there are lots of other Indiana men feeding out of tho public crib at homo and abroad. 1 he great issue to be decidad by the majority, has nothing to do with Mr. Harri son or Mr. Cleveland as individuals, but with the political ideas which they repre sent, v xx you want a ricn class ana a poor class, if you want a moneyed aristocracy at one end and a horde of stolid laborers at the otoer end you will support tha Repub lican ticket. If yea want fair play all round, economy at the White fioupe and in the halls of Congress and general prosperi ty everywhere, then you want whtt we believe the Democrats as a party aro tryiug to attaiu .N, Y. Herald. V The State Chronicle says that the eleorion of Hon. F. M. Simmons as chairman of the Democratic State Executive Committee completes the equipment of tho democratic party. It is niw rAdy for the business of the campaign.;VW Simmons is a gentle, man of experience, ability and discretion. He served one term in Congress, aud Boon won while there the reputation of a faith. ful representative). He will make a good chairman, and his election has been well received. . - . , The retiring chairman. Mr. E. C. Smith, held the office when politics in the State were very much complicated. Never be fore were there so many apparent conflict, ing interests as when he entered upon the duties of the office of chairman. Never beiore did tho democratic party experience greater need of a cool head and steady nerve Under the chairmanship of llr. Smith the party won a magnificent vietory two years ago. Since then he has zealously labored to keep the lines of the party in tact, guard- ing every avenue aloug which aN secret enemy might, approach, detecting and de feating all such whenever found, and call ing to crder, the 18th of May last, the larg. est and most harmonious Democratic Stale Convention that ever convened in North Carolina, He turns over ' the executive office of the party victorious in every con. test, and with a tieket in tho field worthy of the support of every voter iu the State. The election of Mr. Simmons ' gives assu rance that another splendid victory awaits tno ticket in fortti Carolina. lhe Demo cratic party is well eqaipppd for the battle all around. . v . . . When The Heart la Affected By Itheumatism, or atiy of tho muscles near that organ, it is like tampering with aa electric wire,' for; death may come at any moment. If life ie worth $i5, go to the drag- gitit aud get Dr. Drummond's Lightniag Rem edv. or send to the Drummnd Medi cine Co, , 48 50 Maiden Lane, . New York, and they will snd you a large bottle by prepaid express It ia not as quick as else, tikitv, but it will wive yoor lite if you tako it iu tiuie. Agoiiis-i panted' EXPENSE OF BAD ROADS. In figuring up the annual cost of bad roads to the country the -N. O. Agricultural Bulletin gives the ; fol lowing information. ; ''.'v. To carry on agriculture, and all .It . . .1 1 1 '" otner , worK connected with it, - we find that the farmers of the United States are keeping 'at least 2,000,000 more horses than would be necessary to periorm, the same work if we had good roads. These horses have value of about $150,000,000, and are sustained at an expense of not less than 8110,000,000 annually. Besides this, the necessary number of horses are idle a month or more in a 'year, waiting lor tno roads to become dry. This costs, at the least calculation, $140,000,000.- To this we may add tlOO, 000,000 for increased wear and tear on-harness, wagons and other vehicles, r Thi3 make3 the sum ; of $500,000,000 loss to the farmers ,an nually under the present condition of roads. Good roads will save this $duu,uuu,uuu, and would increase the value of the farmer's land at least 11,500,000,000 which makes an in crease of $2,000,000,000 in the finan cial condition of the farmer alone To this wo may add as much more as the increased financial condition of those engaged in other industries, This make3 the immense sum of $4.- 000,000,000, which is sufficient'-, to construct 500,000 miles of smooth, hard. aud durable road. In constructing a road a careful survey of the tract, including the re lative levels of the different parts, is a necessary preliminary iu order to make a oed nearly level. ; What is the best method of constructing a road is a much debated question, but perhaps no better road can be made than one constructed of stone. In case that stone cannot be procured, vertified briek, the manufacture of which has been recently established, may be substituted with nearly, if not quite as good results, as they are made in all styles and shapes neces sary to requirements iu road-inaking ONLY TWO. Wilmington Star. - , Since the war this ' country has never had but two Presidents who had the courage to meet the pension abuse and take bold, independent action upon it. x These were Gen. Grant aud Grover Cleveland. Gen. Grant vetoed a dependent pension bill passed by his own party, and took tho correct position that no pension should be 'given to' any soldier who wa3 aoio to support nimseir. ; as Gen. Grant was u. soldier they could not, for partisan purposes, misrepre sent liis action as inspired by hostility to the soldier, and consequently there wasn't a tenth part of; the racket raised over it there was when Grover Cleveland vetoed a lot of fraudulent private pension bills which were hus tled through Congress in job lots without proper inspection or. any re gard to the merits of justice of tho claims made. He had the' patience and felt it to bo his auty, to examine these before he appended his signa ture to them,' and then when he saw. how little some of them had to com mend them to respectful considera tion ho had the courage as a faithful representative of the people to return I them, with his veto, to Congress. Since his administration thousands of similarrbills have passed Congress, and this Government is annually be ing defrauded out of millions of dollars, which there is no earthly reason it should pay. This pension abuse has become iy monstrous ; one, and one that the'people must face in self-defence before long. NO ROOM FOR DOUBT. Raleigh Chronicle. . Those who ire disposed to doubt the at titude of Mr. Cleveland toward the force bill, can have no just grouudu for doubting any longer after reading the following ex tract from a speech delivered by the ex- President at Philadelphia 'on the 8th of January (Andrew Jucksou'a Day) 1891. Mr. Cleveland said: , "When we see our political adversaries bent upon the passage of a Ftderal law, with the scarcely denied purpone of perpot. sating partisau supremacy, which invades the btates with election machinery designed to promote Federal Interference with tho rights of the people of the localities con cernad, disci editing their honesty aud lair. Bees and justly arousing their jealousy ol centralized power, wc will stubbornly resist such a dangerous and revolutionary scheme in our obedience to our piedgts for the sapport of tho Slate governments iu all their rights." v ' ' . : Absolute and unqualified opposition to tho force bill could net be mora strongly expressed. Mr, Cleveland, in the above extract, not only oppose and announces the iafamous bill, but he states a principle of constitutional , law, which the South has ever contended was correct, and endorses tl'is contention, and gives hia pledize to the i.i tiutcuonco of the viahta of the Mates. THE DAYS OF OUR LIFE. NEVER ONE EXACTLY LIKE AXtfOTH - EE WE HAVE SEEN. Variety it the spice of life, bu when one has had a day as nearly perfect as we are like to see it on this earth, would it not be- delightful to repeat it exactly as it stood the next day, or at any rate some time in the nearmturer . -These red letter divs come so sel dom and nearly always with no plan nmg or anticipation to ureimra ns for them. Perhaps in that very fact this great charm for unexpected bliss is greater, richer and fuller than the long Hooked for occasion that never turns out quite as we had thought. A repetition of the same program may be given, but there is a change. A minor chord in the musio alters the entire harmony, and a trifling incident may completely metamor phose the action until what seemed beautiful and delightful under the circumstances now becomes tiresome and unenioyable. A day begin3 with a promise of rare joy, and its end sees bitter sobs and falling tears. What seems mi desirable may prove to be of rare ad vantage, and knowing all theso top sy-turvy happenings of life, does it seem cruel when we have a few hours of nnalloyed joy that neveragaincan be repeated exactly tho same way ? AN ICE LOCOMOTIVE- . An Athenian' professor of mathe matics named Damaskin has invented an ice locomotive, which he expects will carry him to the north pole. He has given an order for the construc tion of a largo locomotive after his pattern and is now calling for volnn teers to accompany him to the Artie ocean. - lhe loccmotivo 13 to have an Uni que arrangement by which itlaysand take-up the rails Tis it runs. Short spikes ou the under Eide of the rails will make the latter temporarily fast m the ice. lhe locomotive will 1 be operated by steam and at-. the same time throw. out' enough heat to keep tho travelers from suffering from cold. One cab, attached to the loco motive, is to carry the provisions for the exploring party. - The locomotive and cab will . be conveyed in r parts to , Spitsbergen, Professor Damaskin says, aud will there be put together. It will then be run for the north pole at the rate of thirty miles per hour. , As bpitzbergen is about 000 miles from the north pole Prof. Damaskin expects to reach his- designation in twenty hours. He allows eight hours for his observation and twenty 'for turning, so that the whole trip irom opitzuergen. ana return win oe made in lust two davs. : Prof. Damaskin hopes to be able to start on the journey late in Sep ternber or early in October. Ex. . HE WENT, - - A 12-year. old girl m Cheboygan county, Michigan, saw a boot be neath her bed as -she was about to retire, and she knew just what to do. cne opened a arawer, iook out a revolver, cocked it, opened tho door, and then remarked, ".Now, thon, yon git, and git in a hurry or I'll work your jacket all full of button-holes." He went out so lively that he left his hat under the bed. Ex. THOUGHTS. Happiness it-only a possibility. A smile is the eame in air languages. Death and time end where eternity be. gins.', Satan keeps his office open day and night. Some men act without thinking ; mora think without acting. , We niut not noly look ahead, but we muKt go ahead. . The man who loves only tho faultless is usually stuek on himself. We forget all about the beauty and frag. ranco of the rose wheu wo find a bee in it. . It is difficult sometimes to deUrmiue be tween a broken heart and a torpid liver. How Fait Can tho Dumb Speak- IT. Y. Dispatch. rr. The deaf and dumb as every one knows "speak" by menns of , their fintrcrs. How many words then, can a good hand-speaker ftrai in a minute? According t the Postal Telegraph Deprfrtmeu't the avege number (f letters per word in the English laugnage is five. Now, a reftdy hand-speaker can make the English alphabet ten i times iu a minnte that is to say 200 letters. It is usual for him to pause for the spate cf one letter after each word to bhow that the word is complete. If, therefore, we subtract from the total just given about one.sixth for thene stoppages, the total wul be reduced to 212 letters. Let this be divided by fiv, the average number vf letters per word, and wo shall find that a fairly expert daf and dumb person, will speak forty three words per minuta. A. person iu posiuasion of svMieeh will probably Rpeak l') words iu the same n-pace of time.. DEMOCRATIC FLATFOIiZI. The following is the Stato Demo cratic platform jia adopted by the State convention" assembled May 18 : REsotVEivl, That tho domooracy cf North Carolina reaffirm the principle cf the democratic party, both Mtate and E!u'o' nal, and particularly favor the free celesta of silver and an increase o tho ottrrtney, and the repeal : of tho internal revMtwt system. And we denorin the McKlfiiay tarlf bill as fiDjost to tho container of Ui -owntry . and leading to tho fomatioa cf trusts, combinee and monopalioo wli..b have oppretwed the people aod tspociai; da we denounce the unnec&ry and btsr densemo increase in tho tax: on oottoa ik, and on tin, bo largely mk& by tho poorer portion of the people, r Wo likewise da-' nounoe tho isequitous force hill, which ti dos yei aoanaoaea oy tho repnbUoan party, but is being i urged as a measure U adopted as toon as they Minus control ef the House of BepresentaUvee, the ptatrpot and effect ef which moascro will bo to es tablish a second period of reconstruction l& the Southern States, to subvert tho hbortica of our people and inflame a new race aa. tagonism and sectional animosities, v 2. That wo demand financial wfoirap, and the enactment of laws that will romv tho burden of tho people relative to the exiting agricultural depreation, and d.i f nil and ample justice to the farmer! tnd laborers of our Country. : luat we demand tho abolHkra ef tender treasury noteo in lien of national bank notes, issued in sufficient volume to do "the business ef the country on a easii system, regulating the amount needed c-s a per capita basis as the boaineee inter, ot the country expand, and that all money issued Dy tn government snail bele&al tendr in payment of ail debta, both public and private. -v. ;,4-t. 4. That we demand that Coacreea ih&Il pass such laws as shall offeetaally prevent the dealing in futures of all agricnltar&l and .mechanical productions; providi such stringent system of procedure ia triaU as shall secure prompt conviation and im posing such penalties as shs.il secure most perfect compuanco with the law. . -5. That we demand the free and unlimi ted coinage ef silver. 6. That we demand the oassasro of taw prohibiting the alien ownership exUad. and that Congress take early steps to dsvie ome plan to obtain au lands now owned by alien and foreign syndicated c and that all 1 J L .1 J 1 X. .,l . . alii uua uuw nqiu vj rauroaai ena otoer corporations, in excess of such aa is actu ally used and needed by tbem. bo reclaimed oy tne government and held for aclas-I settlera only, , 7. Beltevme in tho dottnno of "ensU rights to all aod special privileges to neno,' we demand that taxation, national or But. shall not be used to build up one intern or olabs at the exponse Of another. Xi believe that the money of the oounlrv should be kept as mnch as peasibie in the Hands or the people, and nonce we demand that all revenue, national State or county, shall be limited to the necessary ezpoBa of the government eoonomiealiy and hon estly administered. 1 t 8 1 hat Congress issue A flauclsbt amount of fractional papor oarroncy to facilitate tho exchange through the medium . of the United States mail. Kesolved, That the General Assembly pass such laws as will make the pufclis school system mere effective that the blea- smgs of education may be extended t ell the people of tho Stato alike,. 1 hat we demand a grad aated tax on la comes. . vv . -- :..';,1 W The Poiaonons Aoldo J In the blood should be taken lib and r. moved by the Liver and Kidneys, but the a organs get out of urder fail to do their work, and the result is Rheumatism. Thsro are a thousand remedies for the Liver asd Kidneys, but there it only one care tat Rheumatism, and that is Dr. Drninmond'a - Lightning Remedy. , A largo bottle may be hd at (he druggists, or will bo sent by ex press to any address on receipt of $5, That - M the pricje of a cure, and any one who is having an argument with the Ehoamatismt will feel fully repaid by tho first done. Drummoud Medicine Co.. 43-50 Xeidon Lane, New York. Agents wanted VERY GRAMMATICAL. Tlio Rev. J. II. Carpenter speak r of woman through the LouisTiib Commercial says: As a nouu sue is in tho objective ease. As a pronoun she stands for herself. As a verb, imperative mood, present tense when she desires yuu to serve her. sub tea. tive mood and future tense when yon Mk her to marry you. , As an adjective she ia in tho superlative degree. ; , As a conjunction Bhe ia a failure, for her sentences aro not connected. r As as exclamation perensiat, . I cannot say she is an adverb, for sha does not modify anything. As an article indefinite, but wortk the world to any man. I love her in any mood or case, espeU"j the indictive mood and postsensivo case, but always in tho feminine gender. SIIILOH'3 CATARRH REMEDY, A marvelous cure ior uararrii, jjipntasnA, Canker mouth, and Headache. V ithv e&e h bottle there ie an ingenious rasal Injector for the more successful treatment of thee complaints without extra chares, PrioeiCj. Sold by Bryan & Cheats, Flyrnottth, and Dr B F Hallsey, lloper. Dyspepsia, and Liver Ceiaplelst. U it not orth the sma'.l price cf 75o. t free yourself of every eye: r torn of th? aislreHsing coaili'mta, if yoii tUiak so c . at our store una get a ocv.it ci eui, : Vilnlizer. every bottle has a atilce on it, use iicoordingly ywa no gtod it will cost yoo ly I'.ry.iii AC.' J, FlJK' in ted r" if it f . A-'f .