1 " Published by Hoanoke Publishing Co.' - for god. fob country and fob tutjth." " w. flktcdkb aotbow. iditob. VOL. IV. PLYMOUTH, N. 0., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1892. NO. 29. Directory. BTaTB COTEKNMKNT. Gevernor, Tbos II. Holt, of Alimuce, Secretary of Mute, Ootavioas Coke, of Wake. ' Treasurer, Donald VA . Rain, of Wake. Aaditor,Ueo W, 8andeliu, of Wayo. , : iMpcnnteudtint i f Public instruction Bides 1. F;uer. f Catawba A Horary General, ihoo. F. Davidson, of Baucomo. C-tTNTT YERSMKNT sheriff LT Blount. D-puty isbariff, L. Mpruill. Tieasu'cr, J& it laitiiaui. ,- Supenr OuUrl Oik. lb , J. Marriner. ftagieier of ueedn. J. P. Htili trd Cm.iiie9uner8, li J. 8 air, V. C. Sltr riaer, il, D Lttbaui, Jos. Skiti.e.barpu . ftHd K. A. L lCllfild. Board of Kducatiou. Thoa 8. ArinisUad, T, L larktutou J. L Norinau ' - upri'itvd"ut of llealiu, Dr. E. L. Cox. upeimiiiidniit of Pubho l..iraotion, Rt. Luiiifr Eboru. . ; C1TT. ' Mayor and Cltik, J . W. Bau. Treaaurt-r, Jt. it. uatbain. Chief of Police, Job ph fucker. Cunociiut'u, t.. It aabaui, G. li. Bate mb, D. u B in kley, J. F. ivoiumu J . Bot, J. 11 f-mitu, Sampson ivw and alfud ckinuer . .'V , CHUIWU. BEBYiCES.' v MetbodiM- fc,ev W. li. loorr, pastor Services ev.-ry Unday ai ll a ni. ,' ud 8 l m " Frrter luehiiug tvery ' edueidxy night at g. uuday school at a. ni., J F. forraan. Suj trintt-ndent Baptist Uev. J F. Tutt!, paxt- r, wili er every 1st a- d 3rd sSinidnyH ai 11 a. m., and 79 p. ui. Prajvr uwtitig v.rv TUtt'd tj uigbt at 7;30 Suud.tj cb-ol every Suuday at 0 30 a u.. i. W Bru, 'su0eriatfaditLf ; . T V Episcopal Uev Lu her Eboru rector 8eivice,verj'3d Sunday at 11 a. ia.. and ' .i,t ..- im v: ....liu ...t. at ifl ii. in , f i. I. Fagnii, supniutndeul. UKSICAL a-CIKTJ. Me;8 I'no-dty afl'-r tb lirst Monday of eak uiutb. Dr. II. i'. Mum)', Uiauuiau, L Do KB - K. f H Ptyuvuib Lodge No. 2."08 .nteuj.at aod Sd buikda uifcbtn in t acli raouib! ' W.'tlf Uaiupsou Dictator, .-.? 'N. B. Yeag.r Fiu. it-porter. .. . ...... a r 'B. Li i u. ituaua jjoage divis Si d 4Ui lbai(idy uibitt iu arb uiouiii v; w '-V"' i-..V J. "P. fcortuan PrUeoior.r N. b Yfiigtr TMcreiary I O O F. Eieranza LudK-, No. 28 mcun very lu8dy uiht at Butch' I1m.U. , J W. Aryan, ri. G , L. T. lloustou. cecl'y. OOLOKED. , CKDP.03 8EHT1CEB ' Desciple - E.Uer A B ilicka pastor. 8.i vioea every Mariday ai 11 a ux. 'i p m andSp u.r bnndiiy bChooi at 9 a. oj.Il,. Mitchell Miptriuistideut - i Mtthodi.t h Itv. C B. ilogan, pnstor, Hervicva evrry lt aud 3d 8undiy at It. a. m., aud at S ud 7 SO p. u. bimduy fcbooJ at U a. na , h. V igiu, bupuriuteiiuout; J VY MeDouald, Becretary ltt Baptist New Chapel - Services every ...... . . i i tr st li V ,.,..ur pastor ftundHy ncbool evtry fcuuday " " 2d Baptwt, Zion'a Iliii-H H orman, pastor Freaf hijg evrry 4iu Sunday uu- day school .v-iy bunctay. AloBa V)nn, Boperutendeiit LODQE8 Masons, Caithegiim - SiccSS 1st Monday nigbt la each moaib. 8 To we, v hi., A. Everett, secretary G U0 of O F Meridian Snn Lodge 1621 Meets BV-ry 2d and ih iToi dny nigbt in enca uioutli ' at "i o'clock, 1'. F. Bembry. M. G J W 41cD.ua.d V. S. Christopher A 'ticka Lode K of L K- Meets tW-ry lt Aloi-Uay iiig l iu eucii mouth at 8 o'clock Burying St ciety mefrts evr) 3d Monday Walker ocetu.ry.-..:.. Eoper Directory. . CIVIL. y . -.V Justice Of the Pece, Jaa. A. Cht Sson. Constable. A ariu Gaboon. CQUKCUEB Methodist, R. J. ' Finlayson, pastor. Betvicen evry "undav morning at 11 o'ciook (except the firsi) ai;d rvt-ry eu; da.v nifbtai7:30. Prayer ineet.ng eveiy Wed. fsiay niaht. Suudaj CbO 1 u. da morn ing at 9.3o, L G Koper auperiaindut, B Jt LewWsecrear e i 'i j 0 ;.: Episcopal, Kev-- Lmh-r Eborn. etor Bervicaa rpry 2d bUiiday at 11 o'clock a. m , and 7:30 p. m suud-iy -ohool riy buuday uioiniug at 10 o'clock, lhoa v. Blount supenuteudeat, W. U. Daily secro. tary ' 7 ;" - Bptit, Bv. Job- Tiaf h. . pastor, f er vices very 3d &u.aay at li a. m. ana row p.- - :Cv::iVl LODQEB. ' Borer Masonic Lodue, A. F A A. M. Ko. 443. mests iu their Hall at U per. N. C. at 7:30 p m., Ut and '3d utdays aflrr 1st Sunday. J L lavage, W. M.; it. L. Wiiiiams, SecreUry. . 11 ' - - r- Important to L.adi. -Sir 1 mad ua of your PHILt TOKEN with my last o!.i!d, in oid r to pnur a stf aud eusy travail. I nsed it about two months before my expected time, until I was taken sick, and I had a ery quick aud ea-y confinement. Nothing occurred ta protract ruy convaiescerce, and 1 got ar.t i leva time than was ua I for we i think it a medicine that Bholit be ued by every expectant mother, for should tbey but try it as I buvev they, would nvwr again be without it t ,such tinifs. I am y ur re srvctf aUy ??; MfB.''ELIZA.BE i H DIX, t Any merchant or druggi-t can procure SlBLET'B PniLviTOKEN ur $1 a b ttl. CHAKLKhF. UhLEY, W nole alo Drug ging 6i CortlantltSt., New York. THE PATH 'THROUGH THE CLOVER. Kato Tucker Good.. We Btrayed together wb.re tb path oe8 winding through tb clover. And 'erosB the soft, sw.xt orchard gva VVbrr apide bonj-n baig ov-r. We watered the waving of ite by , All ready f r tb m io, W B'tw i bu btu0Hes of the sky. And Ml th fr. sl4 wind blowing. 10 JL".d t uur lignt. fr- bcartB iha day Va gl id as g ad eu d he, A n4 tiothiug lacked of lUir or briglat F- r Margtiet nor uie. But the brook our wavB iMver.d. Mint np the hitUide exdtt-fc, Au l krrB 'om-s th g itle xluprB ' . Where peaceful fl eks wr-r feeding. In slight u c. naiu y we Btnod, Wir tbou .ht not 'f dividing, Wbi e each th otherN doubting step U-bukd it'i pi a fixl onidi1 g, In ixood half vied, bait l.uguing, we Cauld ueyr qn to ar If I should crs tli Arid with her, Or tdi it hiiis with me. - - - i (, - - ' At Iat e took enr a paraf waya. 'nr bert wita anr bur lug ; Eaft'i lorigd to call tb other ba -k But w rnd to t. i k t tun.iag. Ab me. had we hm acl aright Tr e oniin c) ai- bftr us, ve iad less lightly h id the fail h N future )au r-to ? 'i; Nr sikhml to think how b tt.r far Fr btb of u 'twmid b" , If 1 had crBd the fl.ld- wi.h her, Or he i trb8 with me two races; "Will von go with ins to iho ittcts tomorrow ? 'l will," comes thetoplv, promjit Jim Vatiolm is ut all times tt vt-rv goOiMookittg youtig widower, but t tliiy be is c!iwitlliy hattdwune. li' lias lust jihilue l iroru n brand new bugv, ami looks as if bo had togged himself out in now raiment in order tr mitch bis glittering buggy and rarm.'S. C must, not lail lo give a fHCiintion of t!)4 hoist', for that ?a- g.teious animal plays a most impor tant part,, m our utory. lie id a powerful looking 'iron-gray, ' wirh't shapely bead and beautiful mine and tail,' and shows in every line and curve of bis magiiiliceiu bodv nl lire and mettle hardly to be looked for in other than the genuine iwe-hoixe. But he is not a race-horse -at least, not yet. All thix time Vatiiibn is holding a pair f warm, small hands tighi-y' within his own. and looking down with a very tender express. on itno a pair of very lovely brown eye.?. U this girl pretty ? Certainly herji-. thettisb lirst name Mack is re. Bui Bhe likes thj name, ami too.s her saucy little ht?ad a she telis'yoti lb it at least it has the merit of being uncommon for a giri. "lint, whetb er strictly pretty or nor, nho is alto gether tittractive, as more than anghn will testify. Finally thev part, hi3 last injunction i'citio thai she mtt t bo rady by" 1:30 the fal lowing day. . . Half-past I comes at la-t, and the shining buggy drives up in spanking style. Vaughn hurries in, and get's a sensation as"t'ie pretty ";si n in the parlor snds him aeocpictfljh glance. Vuighn says nor a word, but wrap her in the itievitible nl-.ter, and then, by a quick movement, swings her up into his arms and cariien her bodio out to the buggy 'You wicked boy," she whi.-pers, but she is nor cro-s. so he c!ap her a very little closer, and wishes he bad a milo or more to go. But they are in the bugay now, speeding toward i he race-track. . Thev have a delightful afternoon and Vaughn 'makes tip. his mind to afk he all.-mpnientbns question on the way home. - They will s ari di rectly and he is wondering feverishly what she will answer when allatonee he hears her give a queer lithe gasp, and looking around eos sulky Joe Daiton at her otli r side. Da ton j madly in love wi'h M ick, and she is the; least woe bit afraid of his gloomy, black eyes. She prefers blue--Vaughn's aruvof the bright cut blue. Hai ton is speaking, '! thought you were not coming out today," be j-jixs, with a fierce glan e at Vaughn. -; i suppo-e 1 am at liberty to change inv mind,"'savr' saucy Mack, and give him such an icy look that bis faco pales under it. 'Well," he cries at length "thero is one tiling von have got ro make lirryourmmd about and atonco ; and that is winch or ns you aie going to marry." Mack stares at nun in dismay, but he 4s re- lute. 4 say,y.iughn," ho begins again, "la't's race for her. I - have a go'xl horse and so have you. Wo wnl start from hwv and whoever reach es her house first - is to be tbe happy man. . Vaughn laughs at the idea of such a thing. . 'Why don't you ak her to have you. and take your answer, whatever it may be, like a man?' he says. But jlack claps her small hands and gives a delighted consent. She thinks it will be something quite out of the ordinary run of things to have thee two men engage iu a bonah'de race for her hand. She believes that Vaughn has the best horso and can easily win tho race, ami she knows now tlut she loves nim. At last Vaughn iield, aud it is arranged iha' Mack is to go home on the rain with a party of friends. They see her safely aboard, and then hurry off to lighten their respective rigs as much as possible and see that tno horises are in good shape. third friend is taken into i heir con fidetice, and aCi as starter. Just be f tire they leave, this young man takes Vaughn a-nle and whip-rs "Look out for Oaltou. - lie ook' ugly and means mischief " Vaugli sets his teeth bird as lie g'ances A: Dal ju glo a en ng face. -They set off and iiow the agony begins, Dal i on h s th lightest bug g, but Vaughn has the b st horse, it is f ull nillrd from tne iraek to Mack's hou.o. Two of theni have been covered and the third preny wtril gotie v r. !he horses ami tiieir drivers are straniiugeverv nerve. The te sioa l.i horrible. Ho w-ias tand our. on V'ati-ihu's fore t-al j-nd his breath is coming. in. quick gr;s; s. lie believes now lie can w;n Ma.-k lo any case, tor ne remeuibets viviiy the cIomj hand clasp uri-. the last look sue gave nun as tne w sued 00.;- eed. But he wains to shmv her that-he is willing to do us much for ler as aii oucejse. an l he alo wants ioshow D.l o t that he lia- the be! horse 111 t-pne 01 that younu man s sneers to the contrary Up to this time they havo kept -ide oy side, bin no.v V'a i.hn l)Cins to jiive his horse the re n and lienud- enly shoots a n ck ahead of the 01 her. Dalton recs and .-j:rtws pale vvith rae an I anxie.y. lie lutsjm poVed this raco becau o he feels that jf he wins Ma- k at all it will have to be by 8: rarag.m,. and be has deter mined o win both her and the race by fair means 01 by ful. lie know mat Vaughn .'never carries a wh o because his higli-spirm d horse will rook neither the' sound nr the ouch of one, and, knowing thi, he leiiberaiely stands up in his buggy rasps the handle of his long whip in li.s i)ovo tni right iian 1, t-enns it whizz ng througd the air and brings t down wi'h cruel force aero-s tiw back of Vatiirhns noise. TI10 oui- ged beast gives otie mad, noriible snort, and re is straight up in the air. it is a miracle that he doe-, nor. Ml back into the buggy, and ensn his driver. Vaughn sirs pa e a ul angry, trying l is best o quu-i : lie maddemd creature. The uionicn:s are Hying and so is Daiton. At, lai Vini.hii suceed iu bringing hi.- horse's feet down to the ground.' A few ince soothing words and the iite bgent atiiinul. rc--pmding to rlto, well-known ro'n e, Hies forward lik-CJiovv. Vaughn looks ahead ' aniTirces a que--r sight that brings joy to liU soul.' In irv ing to cross a cr track sho wueiH o Dab ou's buggy hat n s-mio way be come entangled with the rails and he cannot move . In ain be shoins and swears. It is nil to 110 purpose Retribution has overtake him and he is forced to rem. in where he is, while bis rival's buggy rolls past, him as svift!y and 'smoothly as a magic blcy Jo. In a"ery short time Va'tghn is at the home of his little love and has turned his p..nting, victorious horso over to his fu'ends to be cared for, while be goes into the house 0 claim his will-earned rewud. Instead of living into Ins outstretched arms MaGk c laily take one hand ami leads him to a mirror, t'an that dis repuiable object be the immaculate vouAg widower ?, His hat is gone and every, individual bail is standing straight on his head ; his face is be smeared with pre?pi ration and several layers of dust; his do he are torn atid covered with, dust and foam from the horse's mouth, and alto gether he is a remarkable sight. After he has duly surveyed himself he turns onco more to Mack. "I am going to "ash up," ho say?, "and When I return I have a que! ion to ask of you. Will you listen ?" r But Mack does not answer. She has discovered that the hand she is holding is cut and bleeding, aud all her saucmess has left her. Looking down into thi misty, brown eyes Vaughn sees that which tells him his answer will bo to his liking. THE REPEAL OF THE TAX ON STATE BANK NOTES. Baltimore San. A oor.epoii lil is informed that the Hiate bank plank in the democratic platform criticised by r-pubiluau orators daring the Campaiu just eadd proposal merely the repeal of tn law wrlicu imposes a tax of 10 per cent, on the noL issued by Stti ba..ks Ti.is tax was nnp ised to stop 'he issue : State b-tnk notes in tae iaterfSt f the na liouul banki g syrtdUi. Tbe id.a ws to make a m trket for the government . bond by allowing only banks holding gavsrn meat bonds te issue notes. Ibis ida, helped by the tax of 10 pr cnt. on State bank uotss, was buecessful. Tb naiien baukft bought government bonus to base their clrcUiat ou upou aad Stat- ba jk noifS were iax d out of. exiittMuca. Tbeie ar oltjeq ions to thU. Uu is tht i being deprived of the use of titat ban It nous tb te pi ur- aennveu ot asatai a curr u ly, which expands and contracts acc-rdi , tTtn varying neds of the pe-ple i steoud bjroti n is ibt iiovcram.nt bo-id nrt Ht b oulr ifl.d security upon wbiCu to ba:e 1 be ii-nue of nwii ; 1 herd wfie ibBMis of good .-vat bank notes gofd as got . iug b- tort goveruunoit unud wer mni die nly lawf a S' cun.y. A third objection 18 ttio in)irt-(.c q 1 dit.i of Iom uut.ouul uau cireuiniiou 1 n rnvu laliou do s uot ex p.ii.dwneii there is lucroa-ed deia ojd f r nnjof-y with goxi eod oeral, but ou the u tr try CO -.trivia ;t hiicu tiiue, with tbe r mm f product g fi nil naics. Horn. liiKtuiera uve ciiUd tuw ti iug ua Juu bitukiu s'teui a r gnUr jelou bredr" a fourtn and luuding obj c.iou 10 tbe xt lug evst-m is tn it tne naoo-i.1 bsur u are i. udilydtcreaaiu in vo.um., ow ng i redeiupdiM f th b d ou wbicu tb, y m btii, aud mus. afr.ra fa y arsuiaipp. ai itlu.ge.ber On October 1, 1881. men wee 2,132 aatioual banko wiln an agg gtttw circuutiou ot $320 liOO.OtiO- Ou Uc. bt l.iatH, inert) wie 3 G77 nadoal bank' witn ho agr'Kt., circuiati.in ot $131.3o0, 000 jLvidaiillj b rr crs, however otd jUvir oiiateri, fi ie national bat k aiuiitaiuit,g bjr near'. $0 ,00,0J(i tb. volume ft currency vfnh wniuu luav intt b accommnlat d. If h govormuaut cta liou.B to red m iis bonds, the $13 1,200.- 000 f natiwual bank Qotvs la uBf iu Ouu. b.r. l:i)i will, wiiuiu Uo earB, nave dia appeared aaoeler. it Wat. with ibU inevitable coBtretion ol the currency in View tout tbe democratic platturm. eeondd by the ie-tdiug fiuaucui journals 1 f 1 he cuuiry fvord lh rpai i'tbo eu per ot-nt. tax m ord.r to p. i uai Mg mi tbe .68.ie, uud- r prefer ikstriclioua. ti touic oa. j a uOte. uerr. tns 1 lvn war there w ro uu bLkiui sybtejaa tba Wer a 8.f for the uom b-idiran the ua iitiutt. hf-i-m is ana a go t ua cio.e e s- tic ln..ro wert othorSi ite bitukiu s taixstbat e.e ncitefo 'wild cat.' lYe pri.pui.al is t sauttioM ibe isme of Mate bank i.otr . but uadrr iucu rsuiatiou and nuid iuspt-ctiou tuat tti-ir notes will be pif ct-y siife. Ui der ucb h -ys em bank Dy raciini w ii be, it s iii.ougb. bruf at Wnliiu the ficli 't lb pepie to a gr-air ex nt than "t t ;h i.t a d ii v;-luui uf urrvhey ib XfjiU.l .-d o .'C', nCCord ;ng t v ryi-tg e d ot borrow s witb g-ud c 1 atM., ni'ii l: iu. i trlj tbannoDr In a word, th- ehng frnu th national banking Kystem, wb cb i- in iinbi, wli aU, it in bea-ved, bo a.'e and advaut g -. tU8. ' AMERICAN HISTORY. SOME LEADING FACTS FOR NOliTll CAUOLINIA S TO UEMEMBER. It is a fitet that th rjeetioa of the first proposed Oo'.siitutimi f tb Uuited State by- Aorth C tro ina in 1788 fccur-d in tbe pri-seat ooustitutiou tw. of the grandest tn. damenial principles f tbifl gVernmnt ihv ligbWof th -Matea and (rial by jury. It is a fact) hat this reat American Union, tbe admiration aud tbe euvy of 11 other nations of th world, is frund.d upon that first aud matchless aet of liberty and inie pndence of tbe peopl. of Norm Ctroliua, in Mtckierburg eounty on tbe20ih ef May, 1775. It is a fao-. that the find patriot's blood sited in tbe revolution in defence of justice liberty aud indep udeace wn by a North Carolinian upon North Ctroli'ia soil, si Alsntanoe on the 16ih ef May, 1771. It is a fct that it was the lutlU of Guil ford Cort House in North Carolina on March 1 5. 1781, which broke the power of OrawJiis and led to bis fiptedy sutrendar at York Town thus ending the Kevolution victoriously far the A tit erica us It 'is a fact that in tbe great war far (southern independent North CareUnagav th first martyr to the 0 iue, furnished mora ttoldiars to the Coifderacy than any other Southern State, sent hr brave men farthest iuto the eneiny'i liuts at Getlye. burg, and made tbe last charge upon the foes of the expiring Confederacy. It U a fact that the find effort toward the estaMish unt -f t y r u fji-bUveiua tio made in this oountry was by NoytL Carolina in 1840, and from that proud step hit grow a a 1 tbosa magnifijat eysteuis co u.'i s-ho(U throughout the TJuiteo t 8 Ex THE ROAN KE RIVER tt BE :T I 0LT88. Rcauoke, thy ptoad yst gnlle nime, it leu out tliai .11. traee o ia.igua,a s jfiar ibau ocr own. dpoK by an ta lit r race Vbo epiri's bewed to all things fair, ud beautiful, aaJ fr; d u rio bviit iu raptured see "t. riiii u4u tiioa. ty 8a thy fcacef.il eurtent swu.p I.i v o d rum; I'a.ir pulsea quickened with tby flow, Tuv ir i.er' wr tra an thiae, Aud f rtrteaoy aNng th banks 1 hmr fowiBttpa loved to roam, 1 h.. sky abive thee was tneir roof, ruo fir m suadea iu. ir uoui- Jtfsid- thy wiudiog enrvns ihej traded i'j dcr mitt b 10 id. d there. 111J m rroied 1 thy surface sni'-oth . utir arrow clft th air ; vud gbding !igbly wit . thy stream i u ir sw.ft can. -8 thy piird, ud iu the ati liies ot the aigbt I'ueji rrtcd b) thy B.de, N but beard tbey iu tby'soimu tones ,iome to thi for st'a verge. (aka KtfOiig wiuda tushi.-g tk rough the b .e, Orbrek .f diitau corg. e-tnd .a . .tae xpirn of tbe pawt .Vaiied tnrough tby torrent's roar? O voices ftbeir -.wo, lefaJ dead atie 4 f rem the uuseea shore ? ay, Qofl hath mny 'angnages: Uio..gii ro. kx, and stream aud seas. siujpi, as to a lit tin child. u clui Voiee Kpeke 10 tbesa : lli. v felt tun atleiio- iu the bush. Oi tn. dtep uugied woa; i hay tiaidbiBuarp tones in the blast, lid in tby ; .1 ,..g il -, i pac ful aud o&'m a then i'tiv bright lid rolls to day , fodt aarly laCe has long agn Pfcd fro.a thy eboren a ly ; I neir furuB have vanished from tky Bide, ineii b.rkb nave lert tby avea, I'by fl j iug waters wash the toil, Of tueir foigutteu graves. . .ooke, well may tbe tuournfsl spell i.at r.und t'n nme i cast. b n on rid..apd turn our thoughts More baoible to the past. n e lima the masters of the sod - Above tb- tallea be; Yet be wbu ra sss one people up Haib laid another low. F ow on, an t fir thai'- requiem, liaut ny lew mountoi e I W y tbey h v dv d, why passed away. Helungs to God atone. l'hy periubed, and our race survives. tflow onward to the .al t'ha c.:asl-!t atreani of human lit' li.th iu atermty. ANALYSIS CF THE VOTE. CLEVELAND'S LARGE P UBALITT AMD II A BISON'S n&AVT LOSSES. 1 uare is bu.i oma uuuot, nuoui new ai . ifornia '.-i-s voU.i, and it will take the offi ial vote to decide. We kp it in the Ofinooratio comma an til the contrary is iiowu, Cleveland's plurality f votaa cast s tar aud away over h tlf a million. FOtt CLSVEL.ND. The Solid tiv.uth rw Y ak IoiLeis Ohio Indiana W ieconsin New Jersey California , Conn.ct'out Mictiignn 159 80 24 1 15 12 Total roa nABmso.v. Iowa Mains Massachnsetts Michigan 1 Mtnuenota New -'.uip.ire Oragon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Vermont Washiugton South Daketa alomaoa Ksbratka Ohio - 277 15 0 9 4 4 4 4 4 8 22 141 3 10 3 3 3 4 Total KOa WEAVtK, Idaho Kansas Noith Dakota Wyoming Nevada Colorado Total 2(1 444 223 110 Total number votes. Necessary te a choice, Cleveland's msjoriry, SHORT HUMOR. "They say poor Briggs, the teetotaler, died of hard drink," said Dodson. "You astonish me I How did he ae qnire the habit ?" "It was very sudden. A caLe of ice fell on him." "Did you hurt, youraolf, my love ? nked Mrs Larkio, tenderlr, as the hammer came down on her husband's thumb nail, v "No I" howled TArtjn, 'It was the man in the moon I hurl - Irate father- I'll teach you to lie aa4 steal, you rascal, you : Wayward Boa (from the midst of the scrimmage) Oh, don't trouble ouch 1 yourseJJ. father. I know how already 1 Clerk The hotel is so crowded, sir, that the best we can do is to put you in the room with the proprietor. Quest That will be satisfactory. Will you hiudly put my valuables in the safe ? Uloobumper What a pretty child Mrs. Jay smith's baby is t Mrs. Blco bumper Yes; and it didn't fret its beauty from its papa, either. ! don't know about that Jayamith hasn't any left." Energetic Man Tom, you're the laziest man I ever met. You are al ways leaning on a gate. "I don't think 1 m lazy. 1 left my brother at home ; lie said he was too tired to lean on a grate." Vinley Doctor, I believe I need a rmir of eyeglasses. I Bee everything double. . Last night I looked at my wile s dog and be seemed to nave two tails. Doctor Lens Yes ? , Have you tried the gold cure ? Miss Fitzgore Well, good-by, Pet- cival, and be a good boy. Perciva (who has been warned not to make Der ona! remarks about people in their presence) I'll not tell nurse what I think of your nose till you re gone I" "These jokes about grocers putting sand in sugar make me weary," ob served Mr. Peck, aa he weighed out ten pounds. "The truth hurts, doee. it ?" "There's no truth in it. Sand's too expensive to waste in that kind of style." Servant I'm sorry, sir, but my mas ter is out of town. Caller (who sees the master's head peeping out of a win dow above) Ob, indeed, he must have lost his head, then ! Tell him the next time he goes away to take his head with him. - "Why. Edwin," exclaimed the tear, ful bride, "you certainly told me be fore we were married that you would gladly give me all the pin money I wanted." "Yes," said Edwin, gloomily, "Ikrowl did, -but I didn't suppose you meant diamond pins." - Brown You are pretty severe on the President in some of your criticisms, but aren't you yourself guilty of the very things of which you find fault ia him ? Fogg Oh, but you should beat ia mind that I don't judge myself upou the standard of a president. "I wish I hadn't such a soft heart. Yesterday a fellah came in and begged for some money till I thought my heart would break. At last " "Gave him a dollar, I suppose V " "3 couldn't stand it ; it was too much for me, so I sent for a policeman and bad lum pulled in. " I suppose you learned a great deal while you were out West," remarked Boston man to a Boston youth who had just arrived home after a trip of six weeks. "No, sir, I only learned one new -thing." "Indeed ? - Why not?" " Because, after I learned how a mine) was salted I hadn't any money left for further tuition." " Mercy ! Don't leave that bottle ol laudanum where the children can get it, Mr. Patmore." "It's all right, Mary. Don't you see the word poison ' printed on it in big letters f" "Yea, but the children can't read." "True) For you ; I d forgotten that. There, I've written on it This says poison.'. Now they'll know what the label says." Impecunious Stranger I understand that you purchase rare coins ? Col lectorYes, and I am willing , to pay good prices where the coin is a rare specimen. "How much, then, for 13 this ? (producing a nickel). It is ex $ ceedingly rare with me, the only ona 1 ve uad tor a xortnignt. uome, what do you say f" " I'll say, if you don't get out in two seconds I'll unloose tho dog." . v.--, ;; . " Of course, Mr. TextuaL" said the chronic grumbler, "everybody admits that your sermons are interesting, but don't you think you should interject a few broad ideas into your discourses ?" "Yes, it might be a proper thing to do," returned the parson, "but then. I you know, sermons must be adapted 1 4. iv i. - 1 ? . j 10 tuu uapui-uj ui ui utwrer. x isnoii so easy to put broad ideas into narrow mind." . Little Arthur was visiting his grand mother, who owned a large rooster that was possessed of fighting finalities. Arthur went out to feed the chickens, when the rooster flew at Lim, pecking him severely. Arthur beat bias off as well aa he could, and finally got away and ran to the house. Sometime late he was playing on the porch," when all at once the rooster flew 'upott an ad joining fence and crowed lustily. Ar. thur looked up and exclaimed, "You lie, you lie, you didn't lick me, I runned !