THE- 'AN EXCELLENT ADVERTISING MEDIUM Official Organ of Washington County. FIRST OF ALL THE NEWS. - Circulates extensively in the Counties of J:b Printing In ItsVarious Branches. l.OO A YEAR IN ADVANCE. FOR GOD, FOR COUNTRY, AND FOR TRUTH." SINGLE COPV, 5 CENTS VOL IX. PLYMOUTH. K C, FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1898. SO. 25. - if SUNSET ON Down behind the western hill the red suu sinks to rest All the world is weary ,and I am weary, too. The partridge seeks its covert, and the rod bird seeks Its nest. Aud I am oouilng from the fields, clear heart, to home and you. Home, when the daylight is waning ; Home when my toiling is done ; . Ah 1 down by the gate, sweet, watching eyes watt My coming at setting of sun. The ehoep from off the hillside haste to the shepherd's fold, For death lurks in tbe mountains and dark ness comes apace. The fleeing sun looks backward and turiw the sky to rold. Then folds the mantle of the night across It 1 11V When I arrived at the station Lady Manniugton, Molly and the French maid had collected their chattels and stood round the immense heap, in at titudes denoting various degrees of im patience. I apologized. "It is of no consequeuce," said Lady Mannington,in a tone signifying it was of cue Greatest. Molly shoot her head at me and smiled. I looked at the two ladies and the French maid, and then Hooked at the miniature mountain. "The brougham is only seated for two," I hinted. "Celeste can walk, "said Lady Man- nington. "I shall be glad of her company," I responded, politely. Lady Mannmgton glanced at me doubtfully. "Perhaps she could manage by the coachman," she sug gested. "His -wife is most particular," I in terposed, quickly. "I should prefer to walk, mamma," said Molly, with an air of much good . nature. "Perhaps that will be best," Lady Mannington conceded, reluctantly. "I am sure of it," I indorsed, heart ily. "If only your aunt had sent the omnibus" Lady Mannington began, aggrievedly. "It was most careless of her," I ad- nutted instantly. I caught - Molly's eye. She has a carious way of smil ing at nothing. ' So Molly and I started to walk over the crisp snow. Just outside the sta tion I helped her over the stile. "We may as well take the short cut," I ob served; "it is not very much longer, aud I have much to say to you." "What about?" asked Molly. I hesitated. "It is about a friend of mine," I replied at length. "Oh!" "He is in the deuce of a mess," I '. began, confidentially. "I want your help." , ; "What can I do?" asked Molly, opening her eyes. :"You canadvise me," I replied, tak ing courage. "A woman's wit " Molly was pleased. "Go on, Mr. Trevor." "I fear you will think my friend particularly foolish," I said, sorrow fully. "Very likely," replied Molly, indif ferently. . "I assure yon he has many good points; but it happened a girl wanted to marry him." ' "What!" exclaimed Molly. "I can't think what she saw in him," I replied, uncomfortably. "I hope," .8 aid Molly, "you are not going to tell me anything that is not proper. "- "Oh, no," I replied, earnestly. "The girl wai quite respectable. All the parties are mo3t respectable." "She could not have been quite nice," said Molly, decisively. I stopped to test the strength of the "IN ice over a pool. "I have seen her look quite nice," I remarked, thoughtfully. "You know her?" asked Molly, quickly. "Oh, yes. It wasn't really the girl who wanted to marry my friend; it was her mother. I mean the mother wanted the girl to marry my friend. I hope I make myself clear." "I don't think that improves mat ters," retorted Molly. "She has a large family of daugh ters," I explained. "Go on," said Molly, with a severe- ly judicial air. "My friend was in love with another girl a really nice giri. In fact, a quite splendid girl. One of the very best," I said, kindling. "Yo Iv pw that girl, too?" asked Mo-'"' ' ' -.oldly. '.,ig at a conn " he girl and X her t THE FARM. crimson face. Home, when the daylight is waning j Home, when my toiling is done ; Ah '. down by the gate, sweet, watching eyes wait My coming at setting of 3un. Lay aside the hoe and spade, and put the sickle by; All the world is weary, and I am weary, too. Gently fades the rosy light from out the western sky, And I am coming from the flelda, dear heart, to home and you. Home, when tbe daylight is waning ; Home, when my toiling is done ; Au ! down by the gate, sweet, watching eyes wait 51 v eomlng at setting of sun. Arthur J. Burdick, in American Agriculturist. Vill 1. K "I wonder," said Molly, "he did not call for help," "ou see," I went on, "he was afraid she, would propose or or the mother might come. He guessed the mother was pretty near. Then he thought of the other girl, and he got iut a dreadful panic. In fact, he lost his head." "It could not have been a great loss," observed Molly, disdainfully. "No-o; but it was the only one he had, and he was accustomed to it. He didn't know what to do. So he said he was already engaged." , "Did he say 'already?'" "Yes." It wa3 a cold day, but I mopped my brow with my handker chief. Molly uttered a peal of silvery laughter. "I am really sorry for that girl, but it served her right. "The girl didn't turn a hair, simply straightened herself up asked to whom he was engaged." "Well?" "He blurted out the name of other girl.' He couldn't think of other name." She and the any "To whom, of eourse, he is not en gaged?" "No; and I don't suppose she would have him. She is far, far too good for him." i "Is that your whole story?" "Very nearly. The girl went away and told her mother, who came up gushinglyand congratulated him. She is a true sportswoman. Afterward she went about telling everybody of the engagement, aud my friend has had to receive congratulations ever since." "How awkward!" said Molly, medi tatively. "Has the other girl heard of it?" "Not yet. This all happened yes terday." "Yesterday?" I nodded. "And the worst is the other girl is expected to arrive at the Towers almost immediately." "Dear me," said Molly. "So your friend is at the Towers now?" "I didn't mean to let it out," Ire- plied, a trifle abashed. Molly began to laugh, amusiug; but why did "It is most you tell me about it?" "I aut your advice." "Who is the other girl?" asked Molly, curiously. "Please don't ask for names," I im plored. "But my advice must depend on the other girl's disposition." "She is everything that is perfect," I replied, fervently. x "No doubt," retorted Molly, satir ically. "Yon might almost be the other girl yourseh," I went on, with careful carelessness. "Really!" said Molly. "I believe that must be considered a compli ment. Thank you very much." "What," I asked, with elaborate in difference, "would you 3o if you were the other girl?" Molly stopped and broke off a sprig of red berries. They were not so red as her lips. "Of course," she said, "I should be very annoyed." "Ah, of course," said I, forlornly. "At any rate, I should pretend to be very annoyed." "But really " I began, delighted. "Oh, that would depend on the man." "Supposing, for the sake of illustra tion," said I surveying the wide ex panse of a neighboring field, "I was the man?" "This is nonsense." said Molly. "We can't make believe to that ex tent." "Why can't we?" "You would never be so foolish." "But if - " "Let us talk about something sen sible," said Molly, with decision. "But niv poor friend is depending on me for advice." She thought. "Of course your friend must get away from the Tow ers before the other girl arrives." "You are quite clear he ought to get away?" I asked, mournfully. "There can be no doubt of that. Just fancy everybody rushing to con gratulate the other girl and your friend being present at the time. There night be a dreadful scene." I, 'I can piclure it," said I, repressing .-'san. lial arrived at the entrance to Kue. I stopped and held out V ' i W' I said. 'What do you mean?" sue ex claimed. "I I am going away. I am the man." I do not think I am mistaken. The color faded slightly from her face. "And the other girl?" she queried, faintly. ' "You are the other girl." The red replaced the white. She stood quite still, with her eyes bent downward, and then she began to trace figures in the snow with the toe of her tiny boot. "Good by," I repeated. She looked up. "Of course, lam very angry," she said. And then she smiled and held out her hand. I took it humbly and forgot to relinquish it. "Mamma will be getting anxious," she remarked. "We must hurry." But we did not hurrv. Pick-Me-Up. THE OMAHA FAIR. Some Queer Features of tlie Coming Trans-IM tniHippi Imposition. Among the curious features of the Trans-Mississippi exhibition, to open at Omaha in June, will be a represen tation of our American Indians. The idea, writes Frank G. Carpenter, is to have the government send here 15 In dians of each tribe,, and to have each tribe have its own little camp or In dian village.so that by walking through this exhibit one can get a knowledge of the Indians of the United States. These Indians will have their feast days. They will go through their vari ous games, and the show will be both instructive and interesting. Such a thing has never been attempted in any other exhibition. It will probably be carried on by the government, and will form a part of the general show, so that there will be no extra change. The nearness of many of the reserva tions to Omaha will make this part of the exhibition cost comparatively lit tle. At the same time the government will probably send its wonderful col lection of models, showing the In dians engaged in their various occupa tions, which may form a part of this special exhibit. Among the other queer things to be shown will be Daniel Boone's cabin. This will be brought from Missouri and will be rebuilt here. After Boone left Kentucky he moved to Missouri, and there spent his last days. There will be a representation of the Eygp tians of the Soudan and other shows, something after the fashion of the Midway Plaisance of Chicago. A day in the Alps will be the title of a de partment showing life in Switzerland. This will be made up of real people, 6f paintings and scenic effects built up to represent the reality. The Alps and their glaciers, the tourists climb ing the mountains, etc., will all be shown. Then there will be shows de picting life in the West of the dime novel description, or of the Buffalo Bill, order. Shows containing Indian massacres, such as a re-enactment of the Custer massacre of 1877, and scenes of scouting life as they form erly took place in the West. A repre sentation of mining at Cripple Creek will be given, depicting life in the mining camps and also other queer features, such as the Sherman um brella, in which passengers are sent flying around a circle in a car which is raised to a height of 300 feet above the earth. Most Northern Hotel iu the World. The most northern hotel in the world is on the inhospitable shores of Advent bay, where it washes the west coast of Spitsbergen. "Tourist Hy then" (Tourist hotel) is the name of the remote establishment. Its season is necessarily short, extending from July 10 to August 18, bat it extends a hearty welcome to the few venture some travelers who have the temerity to seek its shelter. It has accom modations for thirty guests. It i3 an nounced that the increase of travel to the gate of the Arctic regions has made the establishment of a postoffice in the hotel a necessary feature. The hotel is in an appropriate latitude of 78 degrees 15 minutes, or live hundred miles further north than Hammerfest. Probably a better idea of the situation may be gained from the statement that the late quarters of the Jackson Harms worth expedition in Franz Josef Land were hardly more than one hun dred and fifty miles nearer the pole. The building naturally is unpreten tious in appearance, being only one aud one-half stories high, with a diminutive porch at the front. As a matter of course, it is built of wood. The Pausing of a IJelative. They were out walking one evening, and he lifted his hat to a fine-looking old gentleman as they passed. "What a distinguished-looking gen tleman," she exclaimed. "Is he a rel ative of yours?" "Yes," he replied, and there was a tremor of sadness in his voice as he felt in the pocket where his watch had formerly reposed; yes, he's my uncle. " And the dear girl never knew. Chicago News. Lord Rosslyn, who has decided to become an actor, his been well known in the amateur dnymatic world of Eng land for a long time, and at one time he had a company of amateurs, who were known aa 'movd Rosalyn's Com pany. SOME CURIOUS BOOKS. OLDEST BIBLE IN THE WORLD IS VALUED AT SI 00,000. A Cyclopedia of 235 Volumes, Kach Two Feet Long and Six Inehe Thick A Book Without Word Almanac .300 Yeari Old - Smallest Book Ever Printed. One of the greatest historical book relics in existence is preserved in a private library in England, in the shape of the original book upon which all the kings of England from Henry I to Edward Vl took the cor onation oath. It is a manuscript of the four evangelists written on vellum. The binding, which is still in a state of perfect preservation, consists of two . oaken boards, an inch thick, fastened together with stout thongs of leather, with the corners defended by large brass bosses. On the right hand side, as the book is opened, is a crucifix of brass, which was kissed by the king. A Hebrew Bible in the Vatican library is claimed to be the oldest in the world, and is valued a $100,000. If not the oldest, it is doubtless the heaviest, since it is so weighty that it takes two men to lift it, the binding being in heavy metal. It is stated that in the year 1512 Pope Jules II, refused to sell this Bible for its w eight in gold, the greatest price offered for a book. The British museHni has lately se cured from Thibet a copy of the "Jangym," the monster encyclopedia of Thibetum Buddhism, and the larg est set of volumes in existence. The series is composed of 225 volumes each of which is two feet long and six inches thick. The price paid was 3000 rupees. Among large Bibles a German edi tion owned in Minneapolis,Minn., de serves a prominent place. This vol ume is over 200 years old, and is printed in type of large size. The pages are nearly two feet in length and of corresponding width. At the top of each page is a line in red ink which reads.- "This is a history," and the work is ornamented with many illustrations of a decidedly primitive character. One of the most peculiar works in existence is a book entirely without printed matter, which is known as the "Wordless Book." It has but ten leaves, twenty pages, each of dif ferent color. For over 300 years it has been treasured in the monastery of St. Rupert, where its wordless pages are reverently consulted on Easter, St. John's eve and Christmas. On these days, the monks claim, the leaves of the sacred volume become miraculously covered with appropriate texts in characters of pure gold. Another strange imprinted book is in the possession of the family of the Prince de Ligre, in France. In this volume the letters are neither written nor printed, but are all cut out of the finest vellum and pasted with infinite patience On bine paper. The book is said to be as easy to read as if printed from the clearest type. The German Emperor Rudolph II., is reported to have offered in 1640 the euormous sum of 11,001) dncats for this remark able and unique work of art. An almanac 3000 yeaisold, found in Egypt, is preserved in the British Museum. It was found on the body of an Egyptian, and is supposed to be the oldest in the world. The days are written in red ink, and under each is a figure followed by three charac ters, signifying the probable state of the weather for that day. It is, of course, written on papyrus. An interesting Norwegian mediaeval relic is on exhibition at the Museum of Antiquities in the University of Christiana, consisting of a wooden book. The pages, or tablets, of which there are six, are of boxwood covered with wax, each one having a thin border, so as to prevent them from sticking together on closing the book. The contents are chiefly drawings representing scenes from village and rural life. At the end is a large cata logue in Latin of varions kinds of animals, with a translation into old Norwegian. The tablets are fastened together at the back, and the cover is carved and inlaid with various small pieces of differently colored woods. It dates from the 12th century, and was found in an ancient church. The smallest, book ever printed is owned by the Boston public library. It being a copy of Dante's "Divine Cominedia." This volume, though containing 500 pages, is less than two inches square, and two sheets of paper were sufficient to contain the whole 14,223 verses. The type was cast in 1850, and several ineffectual attempts were made to finish the book, but the compositors and proof readers abandoned the task because of the strain upon , their eyes, aud work was not resumed upon the book until 1872. The type was so small that the printers did not attempt to "distribute" it; so, after using, it was melted. The type-setting alone required five years, and the proof reading was so diSicult that not more than 25 or 30 pages were printed per moil th. A biography of Corder, a notorious murderer, is preserved in the Athen eum library at Bury ' St. Edmunds, England, which is actually bound in a piece of the skin of the murderer him self, the doctor who dissected the body having had a portion of the skin properly tanned and prepared for that purpose. In the jewel house of the Tower of London, is a book bound throughout in gold, even to the wires of the hinges. Its clasp consists of two rubies set at opposite ends of four golden links. On one side is a cross of diamonds, on the other the English coat of arms, set in diamonds, pearls and rubies, forming, a3 regards work manship and materials, the most cost ly book in the world. A TREE CROWING UPSIDE DOWN. Old Apple Tree With Limbs in the Ground and Koots in the Air. John Meiner's distillery in Milwau kee has not been in operation for nine years. It is au old landmark, aud is surrounded with the interest that every old building in Milwaukee awak ens in the historian. The grounds about it are covered with grand old trees and rustic benches, and form a little by-way nook whose existence one would not suspect from the road outside the fence at the south. But the object of greatest interest in this unique place is an old apple tree that was planted 28 years ago, with its limbs in the ground and its roots in the air, and which still lives to bear fruit and sprout branches where roots should be and roots where twigs and leaves should be, a curiosity to be holders. Mr. Meiners was induced to make the trial through an old German le gend. When Mr. Meiners planted his 25 apple trees they showed no signs of life for a long time. Finally the one still remaining showed a leaf, softened by summer rains and expanded by the sun, and with a great deal of care it was nursed to a sturdy life. It grew very slowly, and has not grown more than two feet in height since it was planted. It is now about four feet high, with a trunk 15 inches in diam eter. The roots had a tendency to droop, and it was found necessary to prop them up with a trellis. Instead of growing vertically, they have ex tended horizontally in long, slender arms. There are about 20 of these, radiating in all directions. Each year, as they grew longer, additional props were put underneath, and they have extended along the trellis flat, straight as a ceiling, with little slender shoots running at right angles and intertw in ing with one another so closely that they afford some protection from the rain to one who may stand under neath. The topis circular in form, and about 50 feet in diameter. The tree has born fruit for about 20 years. The fruit is of good quality, but the vari ety is not known by Mrs. Adolph Meyer, daughter of Mr. Meiners, who now occupies the old homestead with her husband and family. Meehan's Monthly. The Boy's Choice. y "One day during last October," said a representative from one of the Southern states, "I had occasion to get out into the mountains from one of the interior county seats where I had some law business. My mission was to secure a deposition from the wife of a mountain farmer, and when the work was done I was asked to re main to dinner. It was not entirely to my liking, for I knew what that kind of a dinuer meant, but I could not decline the invitation. It was a very homely affair, indeed, cornbread and bacon being the leading viands. At my right sat a boy of fifteen, who "'as rather a foxy youngster, though he had never been beyond the limits of the county. He was quite inquisi tive after he had made a start and during the eourse of his inquiries be came personal. " 'I reckon you're useter bettr'n you git here in the mountains?' he said with a nod toward the spread be fore us. " 'Oh, I don't know,' I parried. 'It is different in the city.' " 'I reckon you have w hite bread all the time, don't you?' "'Oh, yes.' "'No cornbread a-tall?' "Only when I want it.' "At first there was incredulity in his eyes, then it faded and there came admiration and longing. " 'Genniently gosh," he exclaimed iu a rupture, 'l'drutherbe a congress man than go ter heaven. I shore would.' "And he was so seriously in earnest that I didn't dare to laugh." Wash ington Star. t-Egg in a Diamoiid Drill. Over four years ago a diamond-drill runner lost a bit set with diamonds valued at $500 in a deep drill-hole east of Negaunee, Mich. It was impossi ble to pull out the bit or continue the drilling, so both hole and bit were abandoned. George B. Mitchell of Negaunee, who is among the most expert drillmen of that section, contrived recently a, clasp which was successfuL in turning the bit and brought it to the surface. The value of the bit, which is as read ily changeable into cash as gold nug gets, is a nice little nest-egg for Mitchell. The diamonds in the bit are now worth nearly $200 more thau when lost, four years ago. THE HAPPIEST HEART. , Who drives tho horses of tbe son Shall lord it trat a day; Better tbe lowly deed were done, And kept the humble way. The rust will find the sword of fame. The dust will hide the crown; Ay. none shall nail so high his name Time will not tear it down. The happiest heart that ever beat Was in some quiet breast That found the common daylight sweet, And left to Heaven the rest. John Vance Cheney. HUMOROUS. "What a queer look that fellow across the corridor has!" "Yes; ha has the pedestrian face. Doesn't ride." "Women," said the wisest youth, "have such a way of arriving suddenly at a conclusion." "But not, "said the savage bachelor, "not when they are talking." He Will you fly with me? She Certainly. Bring your airship around at 3 o'clock and I'll be all ready but putting on my hat. Then we can start at four. ' "I've never heard Mrs. Bibbers talk much about her husband. I wonder why it is?", "Probably because she has so many interesting things to say about her dog." Mrs. Jon s I wonder what it is that makes baby so wakeful? Mr. Jones(savagely) Why, it's hereditary, of course! this is what comes of yous sitting up nights waiting for me ! Smith Doctor, the appendicitis epidemic seems to have subsided somewhat during the lust two years. To what do you aacribe the cause? Dr. Kill von Kill To hard times. Papa Alice, I thought I heard a loud smack in the hall last night. Alice Yes, Mr. Upsey made that noise with his lips when I told hiui you had cleared $50,000 in a wheat deal. Jimpsou (severely) Tommy, never let me hear you use the word "sliusj" again. Always say "throw." Tommy Jimpson Yes, paw. And did David really put a stone in his "throw" aid kill Goliar? Clerk Shall I make this advertise ment read "the best in the world," or "the best in the United States?" Bi cycle Manufacturer "Best in the United States." It means the same, thing and sounds more patriotic. Literary Critic (laying down a new book) I wish every maid, wife and mother in the country could read that book. Able Editor-Well, run in a' line to the effect that that book is one which no woman should be allowed to see. Mrs. Newlywed I'm going to sprin kle a little poison on this piece of angel cake, and put it where the mice can get it; I think it will kill them. Mr. Newlywed Why, of course ill will ! But why do you put the poison on it? Spirit Medium (to skeptic) Now that you have conversed with tha spirit of your departed brother, ai 4 you not convinced? Have you any more objections to offer? Skeptic None except the fact that my brothers are all living. Advertiser I wish this advertise ment placed in some part of the paper where people will be sure to see it Editor Yes, sir yes sir. I can put it alongside of an editorial, if you wish. Advertiser H'm ! Please put it alongside of tbe baseball news. "Women," said Mr.Kittiwink, "are entirely out of place in such unfauiil iar surroundings as the Alaska gold mines." "I don't see v by," said Mis. Kittiwink, looking up from her mend ing basket. "I'm sure I've always known how to haudle a dust pan." Miss Ancient Wantinian (suddenly awakening) I see you have my pock etbook; but there's very little money in that compared with what I have in bank. Burglar (gruffly) Well, there ain't no way to git that ! Miss An cient Wan tiro an H'm! Are you a single man? "It works this way," said the agent. "When a burglar tries to open tha window this bell begins ringing and wakes you up." "Bell rings and wakes me up?" said Popper. "Aud it wakes the baby, too. I don't waufc it. Take it away. I guess you don't know that kid of mine." Mrs. Gabb (hostess) Your little son does not appear to have much appetite. Mrs. Gadd No, he is quite delicate. Mrs. Gabb Can't yon think of anything you would like, mj little man? Little Man No. m. You see, mom made me eat a hull lot be fore we started, so I wouldn't make pig of myself. A poor man lay dyicg and his good wife was tending him. "Don't you think you could eat a bit of something, John? Now, what can I get for you?" With a wan smile he answered feebly, "Well, I seem to smell a ham a-cook-ing somewhere; I think I could da with a bit of that." "Oh, no, John, dear," she answered promptly; "you can't have that. That's for the fu neral." Berlin pays a salary to a profes sional bird-catcher, who keeps scien tific institutions supplied with bird, t.ests and eggs. He is the ouly max u ths can-ire permitted to do j