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NO. 27.
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"THE RIDDLE OF
We walk tn a world where no man reads
The riddle ot things that are,
From a tiny fern in the valley'8 heart
To the light of the largest star,
Yet we know that the pressure ot life ia
hard
And the silence of Death is deep,
As we fall and rise on the tangled way
That leads to the gate of Sleep
A riother's Tlistake.
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In a darkened room, where the
shutters were closely bowed and tied
with broad black ribbons, a lady was
unfolding and stroking with tender
hands the contents of a small trunk,
v Not packed for a traveler's comfort,
Hue trunk contained only the posses
'sions of a babe a year old, who had
"gone before" to jue heavenly home.
For six months the bereaved mother
had made a weekly visit to the trunk,
unfolding and refolding every baby
garment, packing carefully the baby
t'ia and stroking tender!y every tiny
object endeared by the touch of tli8
little one she had lo.it. Yet, on the
day when the sixth month had rolled
by, her tears fell upon the dainty em
broideries, the worn socks, the broken
toys as fast as on the day when she
first put aside the clothes Baby Willie
would never wear again. Her dress
' of , heavy black, loaded with crape,
suited well her pale, tear-stained face,
heavy eyes and grief-drawn mouth.
While she was yet busy at her
mournful task the door opened softly
and two beautiful boys of four years
old, her twin sons, Eddie and Charlie,
oame into the room! Seeing their
mother busy, they softly stepped to
her side and stood quiet until Eddie
spied a tin horse and wagon on the
floor. A moment later he had grasped
it and was pulling it down from the
summit of a pile of little garments.
Down toppled the whole pile, the
cart rattling noisily. . The mother
looked around with a quick frown.
"You naughty, heartless boy!" she
cried, sobbing. "How can you touch
jour poor, dead brother's things? I
think yon are old enough to know
poor Willie is gone, never to come
back, and mamma is so sad so "
Here the sobs choked her, and the
children, terrified, began to cry, too.
"Eddie sorry," one sobbed; "don't
ky, mamma."
"Is Charlie bad boy, too?" asked
the other, with a piteous wail in his
voice, that should have gone straight
to the mother's heart.
"Go to the nursery," she said, and
the little ones trotted off, hand in
hand, vaguely conscious that they
were in disgrace and ready to be com
forted by rosy-cheeked Nannie, their
nurse.
"And, dear knows," said that warm
hearted individual to the cook, "it is
a shame for the poor darlings. It's
not blaming Mrs. Aiken I am for cry
ing her eyes out for the beautiful boy
she lost. Didn't I love every curl of
his hair, the pretty pet. But look at
the two that's left. Wouldn't they be
a comfort to anybody, and Mrs. Aiken
only speaks to them now to set them
crying. Sure she can't expect babies
like them to remember their brother
more than six months, and if they
were downright wicked she couldn't
be harder than she is if they laugh or
romp. She'll break their spirits en
tirely." And the mother, rocking to and fro,
with the picture of her dead boy
clasped to her heart, was thinking:
".Lverybody is forgetting Willie but
me. But I will never forget. I will
never, never cease to mourn for my
darling. Oh, Willie! Willie!"
Breaking in upon her sobs came a
whistle, a merry whistle of a popular
tune, and the door of the darkened
room opened again noisily.
"Where are you, Susy? Oh!"
Voice and face fell, and Mr. Aiken
sto a siientiy at tue aoor, nis eyes
slowly gathering the mournful expres
sion suited to the funereal aspect of
the scene before him.
"I was hoping you had gone out
when I did not find you in the sitting
room," he said, "but Nannie told me
you were upstairs. I wish you would
not spend so much time in this room,
Susy. It is wearing away your
health."
"Oh, Fred," the mother sobbed,
"how can you whistle! I don't expect
sorrow or sympathy from the children,
but you I thought you loved Willie
so dearly."
"So I did, Susy, but I made a most
fortunate investment in business a
few weeks ago, and today I was able
to ...' "'Y the mortgage on the house. '
X o t-hearted when I thought
-nome for my family."
; -can you think of
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THINCS THAT ARE."
We know that the problems of Sin and
Pain, ,
And the passions that lead to crime,
Are the mysteries looked from age to age
In the awful vault of Time;
Yet we lift our weary feet and strive
Through the mire and mist to grope
And find a ledge on the mount of Faith,
In the morning laud of Hope.
William H. Hayne, in Harper.'s Weekly.
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closing the door of the room where
she kept the precious souvenirs of
her boy, she followed her husband to
the diniug room. Everywhere the
bowed shatters kept out God s sun
light, and the house was as dark and
gloomy as if a corpse awaited burial
there.
Awed by the father's grave face, the
mother's look of Avoe, the children ate
silently, gladly scrambling down and
escaping to Nannie and the nursery
when tue dinner was over.
tome, ousy, ireu sail, "i can
afford to take a few leisure hours to
day. I will get a carriage, and we
will take the children out. A run on
the seashore will do us all good, for
tne weather is getting hot."
"Oh! Fred, drive me to Greenwood.
it is nearly a month since we were
there."
"Well, as you wish, "said Fred, pity
ing the pale face and really fearing
that he was growing heartless. "We
can take the children down to Bath
afterward." '
Nearly a month after the day de
scribed, which was a fair specimen of
the days preceding it for six long
months, a silver-haired old ladv sat
knitting in a cheerful sitting room
In a sleeping room beyond a lady lay
upon the bed, resting after an ex! nt
ing talk, weary with crying and half
sleeping.
While the old lady plied her needles
with her sweet, placid face clouded by
some troubled thought, Fred Aiken
came into the room.
"Oh!" he said, kissing her fondly,
"you always look cheerful here,
mother." .
"I am glad you still love your old
home, Fred, was the rep'iy.
"Yes. Have you seen Susy to
day?"
"She was here this morning, and
"Has she told you I am going y to
accept Russell's oiler and take the
California branch of the business?"
"She said you thought of it. But,
Fred, I hope you will think better of
it. lou are doing well here, and your
first duty is to yourpwn home."
"I have no home."
"Fred, yon shock me!"
"There is a funeral vault up town
where I live," was the reply, "but the
home I had there is gone. I have
been patient, mother, as you advised
me. I have not said one harsh word
to Susy. I respected her sorrow and
tried to comfort her, but I tell you
fraukly that I shall become insane
if I do not get away. It is useless for
ma to tell you that I loved my boy, my
little Willie, as fondly as ever father
loved a son. I grieved for him sin
cerely, but after my first shock of
paiu was over I thought of him safe
in God's care, happy, released from
all thosorrowsof this life, and was com
forted. God has left me my wife, my
two noble boys and my own home,
health and strength. It seemed to me
monstrous and wicked to see no light
or hope in life because a babe had
returned to Heaven pure and spotless.
But Susy would not see the loss in
this light. It became her religion to
mourn for her baby ceaselessly and
hopelessly. She hugged her grief
to her heart till the whole world was
dark, and would hear no word of com
fort." "Have you told her what you have
just told me of your own source of
comfort?"
"Over and over again, but she only
sobs more pitifully because I do not
share her feelings. You advised me
to be patient, to let time carry its
healing to her. I have been patient,
but I am losing my own powers of
usefulness in the dreary atmosphere
of , my once pleasant home. My boys
are growing pale and thin in the un
natural suppression of their baby
spirits. Susy has actually persuaded
them that it is a sin to romp, to make
a noise or laugh, and I have seen Ed
die put his finger on his lip and say
to Charlie ;
" 'Don't laugh! l'ou forget baby
brnzzer.'"
"Fred!"
"I assure you I do not exaggerate.
The house is like a prisou. Every
room is kept darkened, and the whole
atmosphere is heavy and actually chilly
in this glorious summer weather.
Susy nurses her sorrow till it is be
coming a monomania."
"Cannot you coax her out?"
"She will go nowhere but to Green
wood, and the last time we were there
she fainted on Willie's grave."
"She is not strong."
"Because she shuts herself up
c!oely in the house, dark aud gloomy I
as a vault, destroys her appetite and
iveakeus her whole system. I cannot
t' any sternness, exercise any strong
, rr -v it seems like actual bru- j
tality and want of feeling for her sor
row. But I must escape. I am be
coming unfit for business, and
Mother, I have actually been tempted
to join bachelor parties to get rid of
the necessity of returning home to
meet only darkness, tears aud repin
ing!" "Oh, Fred, you frighten me!"
"I frighten myself! It is because
I am losing my strength to resist such
temptations that I am considering this
California offer. Susy will then have
no one to consider, and I will have at
least air and light out of business
hours. Mother, advise me! What
can I do? If it is cowardly to run
away, shirk my duties as husband aud
father, I will stay; but I tell you
frankly I am afraid I shall be driven
to neglect heme, wife and children if
I find nothing there but, gloom and
darkness."
' There was a rustling noise in the
sleeping room as Fred ceased speak
ing, and the door, which had stood
ajar, was pushed open. Susy stood
updn the threshold, her heavy black
draperies still clinging around her,
but her face lifted with a look upon it
that went to Fred's heart. It was
the expression of so much penitence,
such heart-stricken remorse, that he
held out both hands, to gather her
closely in his arms. Then she spoke:
"Forgive me, Fred, aud stay with
me! I did not mean to be au eaves
dropper, but I heard all you said, aud
I see how wickedly selfish I have been.
You were so kind, so tender, that I
did not realize what I was doing in
my neglect of you and our boys. Do
not go away, Fred!"
"Never, Susy. if you bid me stay."
"I do. Mother, you will help me to
keep him."
"Not now! I must give my answer,
this morning. 1 1 ani off -now, but I
will be home to dinner."
It was still daylight on the summer
afternoon when Fred Aiken came
home. Before he entered the Rouse
he drew a deep sigh of relief, seeiDg
the shutters of every window opened
ana the light shaded only by inner
curtains. In the sitting room- Eddie
and Charlie, long banished because
they were noi3y, were building block
houses. Their . dress showed plainly
that Nannie had no longer sole con
trol of their appearance, and on each
little face was a serene happiness, as
if some long-felt restraint wa gone.
Susy,in a dresnof Wack,thm goods,
had put ' snowy "ruffles at wrists and
throat and,, for the first tiriie since
her baby died, had arranged her hair
fashionably and becomingly. Upon
her face, still pale and thin, was a
smile of welcome for Fred, and the
kiss of. greeting he gave her was cor?
dially returned. .
"Papa!" the boys shouted, "see us"
tumble down the tower mamma
built." '
And down c.uue the rattling blocks,
without any quick cry of restraint for
their noise or the gleeful shouts of the
little ones. '
It is nearly seven years now since
Baby Willie was laid to sleep in
Greenwood. Two little girls are
playmates for Eddie and Charlie in
Mrs. Aiken's nursery, and another
little grave marks a second bereave
ment. But the mother ha3 learned
well the lesson impressed upon her
heart when the selfish sorrow so near
ly blighted her homa.
The little ones God has taken can
never be forgotten. Tears still fall
Over their pictures, the silent souve
nirs of their brief lives, but the duties
to the living are never forgotten in
sorrowing for the dead. What God
has taken to His own care the mother
has learned to resign submissively,
thanking Him for the blessings spared,
shutting out no sunlight He gives and
treasuring gratefully the memories of
brightness with the sorrow of the little
lives ended. Jsew iork ruews. ,
Disagreeable I'lowers Made Fragrant.
Artificial flowers now imitate the
natural ones so truthfully that they
are much used in room decoration, and
the practice has become much more
widespread siuce manufacturers have
succeeded in giving them a lasting
perfume. But a still more remark
able fact, says a foreign paper, is that
Dutch horticulturists have produced
delicately fragrant varieties of flowers
among those species which usually
have a disagreeable odor. Thus sun
flowers exchange their pungent smell
for the scent of the rose, camellias
are made to smell like violets, the
faint perfume of primroses is intensi
fied and the large cyclamens acquire
the exquisite aroma of the Alpine vio
lets. The process is still a secret.but
it is said that horticultural science
will soon be prepared to disclose it.
New York Tribune.
Consecrated to Food.
Food plavs an important part in the
world's history. A number of days
are consecrated to some article of
diet. Chief to the American is Thanks
giving, with its turkey and cranberry
sauce; to the Englishman, Christinas
and plum pudding; Christmas Eve
and snap-dragons; barley, sugar and
oranges on St. Valentine's eve; Shrove
Tuesday and pain cakes; hot cross
buns and Good Friday ; salt codfish on
Ash Wednesdays goose on Michael
mas day; gooseberry tart on Whit
Sunday, and roasted nuts on All
Ilal.ow eve.
ONLY ONE PEAKL KING.
A YOUNG CALIFORNIAN'S INTEREST
ING SOUTH PACIFIC TRADE.
Controls the Pearl and Pearl Shell Mar
kets of Europe and America How He
Built Up the Industry-Bartering Mer
chandise for the Beautiful Gem.
It is not generally known that one
single merchant, a young Californian,
32 years of age, controls the pearl and
pearl shell markets of America and
Europe. This monarch of the pearl
trade is Samuel Harris. He operates
In the Pacific ocean, and he has built
up an astounding commercial reputa
tion in the course of eight years.
There are plenty of cattle kings in the
west, and wheat kings in the east and
money kings everywhere, but there is
only one pearl king, and that is Harris.
Thousands of rare, translucent gems
are brought to this country and
shipped to Europe by his agents. He
deals in mother-of-pearl shells by the
ton, and the magnitude of his trans
actions has made the private mark of
Harris, namely, a diamond inclosing
a large H, a seal of international im
portance and a guarantee of genuine
kingship.
Harris gathers his gems exclusively
in the Society Islands. For eight
years he has made these Pacific land
spots the field of his interesting busi
ness. It was on the shores of Tahiti
that first he earned his title of king.
After repeated transactions with the
natives whom he employed in pearl
fishing he stimulated them from pas
sivity to great activity, gaining their
confidence and trust by honest and
reliable barter. He never made
promises to them that he did not keep.
He paid them in full the price which
they demanded. Himself a finished
critic, a connoisseur, he never per
mitted them to overvalue a pile of
shells, and they grew to admire him.
He controlled the situation at Tahiti.
He was easily king. ,-
It is said that Harris has been a
lover of these delicate gem3 since his
boyhood. Pearls have always been to
him the most mysterious, the most
wonderful, the most beautiful handi
work of nature. To him, gifted with
an artistic, idealistic temperament,
they appealed in' a romantic, poetic
way To him each translucent glob
ule seemed like a tear from the weird
-eyes' of an earth-bewitched mermaid.
They were silent tokens of the water
maid's grief, she who. perhaps pined
for a terrestrial lover, v "v. ,
1 Finally young Harris took a pleas
ure voyage to the distant Society Isles
and saw what made his enthusiastic
eyes. bulge in their sockets. He saw
native children playing - along the
Bands with the richest pearls he had
ever seen; he saw the native helles
passing by with ropes of pearly gems
about their throats, such treasures as
would have made a society queen turn
pale with envy. Then Harris made
his first business trip to Tahiti, and
he took with him $3000 worth of mer
chandise. His burden consisted
mainly of tobacco, knives, rope, fish
hooks and articles of clothing. . These
were luxuries' to the native Tahitite,
and the pearl trader brought back that
year in exchange for his merchandise
fully $10, 000 worth of pearls and pearl
shells. He did not consider it a bad
bargain and he has been back every
year since. ,
Formerly only the lowest grade
pearls were brought to the American
market. The finer ones were retained
abroad aud rarely ever found their way
this side or the water. Harris has ,
turned the tables, and now brings to
the San Francisco market the most
perfect pearls found anywhere. The
perfect stones are Orient and of trans
lucent whiteness or glimmering irides
cence. They are finely symmetrical in
form and the best are generally pear
shaped, like a falling tear. The huut
for these beauties of the deep goes on"
incessantly. The same excitement and
uncertainty attend the fishing, as sur
round the tireless chase for gold or
the determined digging in a diamond
mine.
There is the same labor and the oft
repeated disappointment. Now; and
then a great suprise is brought up by
the fearless pearl diver. That com
pensates for all the rest. Lately jt
vyas an immense black pearl, the hand
somest of its kind ever snatched from
the fathomless ocean. Harris brought
it on his last recent voyage to San
Francisco. After careful examination
it was found to be absolutely perfect,
having a weight of six karats. It is
valued in the London markets at $750.
Since 1895 Harris has revolutionized
the trade in pearl shells. Only one
grade ever found its way to the manu
facturers of pearl shell ornaments and
gewgaws. It was generally shell that
was thin, flakey, and colorless, and
sold for $800 a "ton. This energetic
young pearl king now exports four
different grades or varieties, ranging
in value from $000 to $1200 a tou.
All sheils are purchased in bulk
from the native fishers. They bring
down their hauls of shell to the young
king's schooner as it lies in port, fret
ting restlessly against the side of the
rude piers. They bring down their
find here for the king's inspection.
He sits in state and passe? judgment.
Harris can tell at a glance what a pile
of shells is worth. He U an expert at
determining value, and he ia a shrewd
buyer as well, .and has never r ermit
ted the native ex2erts to outdistance
him in judgment. When a pile of
shells is dropped before him he picks
up one or two and xuns his arm care
lessly through the heap, and in a
moment can determine the grade, for
the natives are clever at assortment.
No uncommon shells are ever found
among the poor ones. They have not
learned yet the trick of deception by
mingling the good and the bad.
Chicago Times-Herald.
BULL AGAINST TIGERr
A Combat In Which the Latter Caui Oil
Second Best.
In the Spanish capital a few days
ago, before one thousand three hun
dred well-pleased spectators, there
was a combat between a royal Bengal
tiger and an Andalusiau fighting bull,
the tiger being a full grown animal,
knovn for its ferocity. A cage seven
teen yards square by four in height
had been erected in the middle of the
plaza, and the animals were brought
in, the bull being the first to be released
into the inclosure. He immediately
began to run round and round his
prison, bellowing and throwing up
sand and gravel with his hoofs. The
instant the tiger entered the cage the
great cat gave a roar and bounded on
the bull, avoiding the horns, and fixed
on his flank's and belly with both
teeth and claws.
The bull remained paralyzed for a
few seconds, and then seemed to be
sinking backward to the ground. The
tiger, however, loosened its grip for a
second to take another hold, and in
the brief interval was hurled to earth
by the wild plunges of the bull. Be
fore the tiger had time to recover, the
bull was on him, and, plunging its
horns in the tough hide, tossed the
tiger into the air. This was repeated
four or five times, the bull varying
his tactics occasionally by crushing
his adversary against the bars.
When the bull desisted the tiger
I lay limp on the ground, and the
crowd, thinking he was dead, cried,
"Bravo, toro!" The bill stood stamp
ing for a moment in tne middle of the
cage, and then, seeing that the tiger
did not move, approached and smek
his enemy, who, however, was only
shamming death, and seized the bull's
muzzle in his powerful jaws, so that
the latter could not move.
Eventually, however, the bull was
released, and, after stamping furiously
on the tiger, again caught him on his
horns. . This time the tossing, stamp
ing and banging apparently really
ended in the tiger's death. The cage
was then opened aud the bull rushed
out and back to his stable. For pre
caution's sake the tiger's van was
brought up, and, to the general sur
prise, he rose to hia feet, glanced
round as if afraid the bull was still
there, and then bounded into the van.
The tiger was found to have five ribs
broken, besides having a number of
wounds from the bull's horns. He is
expected to survive. -London" Tele
graph. Pranks of Art Students.
" In the National Magazine W. H.
Iieavitt tells some amusing stories of
the pranks of American art students
in Paris. Once the students in one
atelier hazed a newcomer by taking all
his money, putting him into a cab and
giving the driver instructions where
to take him. When the cab halted
the penniless student alighted and
stood on the curb. "Will you be so
good as to light a match, " said the
student. "I dropped a napoleon in the
cab and can't find it." Whereupon
the driVer whipped up and was away
in a hurry.
A new student from Algiers amused
the studio for a while by imitating the
sounds of various wild beasts and
birds. Then the fickle fellows tired
of if. So one day, having prepared a
big box with1 breathing holes in it,
they put the mimic in it and kept him
there three days, at the end of which
time he performed only by request.
How France' Treasure Was Hidden.
The discussion in connection with
the renewal of the charter of the Bank
of France, which has just been pro
longed by the National legislature un
til the end of 1920, has brought to
light the measures that were adopted
during the war of 1876 for the preser
vation of the specie and valuables con
fided to the care of the institution to
the extent of over $100,000,000. It
seems that the whole of this treasure
was packed into some twenty-five
thousand cases, marked "explosive
projectiles." and was shipped by rail
to Brest, where it was "cached" in
such a manner in the arsenal that, had
even the Germans captured the port,
they would never have discovered the
hiding place. Indeed, so elaborate
were the precautions adopted that
neither the people who -shipped the
cases from Faris nor those who con
cealed them at Brest had any idea of
the contents of the boxes.
Theological.
"Ah," he said, as the postmaa
banded him a letter, "an epistle?"
"No," said his wife, as she opened
the envelope, and a tailor's bill Mut
tered to the floor. "Not an epistle; a
collect." Boston Traveler.
Few natives of India eat more than
twice a day, and thousands only onea.
A TRYING SITUATION.
A man may be a hero '
In most any walk of life;
Cut certain situations
Make him falter in the strife;
And one that tries his mettle.
'Till warm beneath the collar,
Is when he comes to parting "
With his last and only dollar!
He'll laugh at old misfortune
When he hears the dollars clink,
And be brave for any danger',
When be knows he's got the 'chink;
But he sings a different measure,
When hia hoard is growing smaller,
And he finds he's come to parting
With his last and only dollar!
-You speak in praise of striving,
And of conquering adverse fate,
And prove how oft the, humble
nave Deen truly good and great; .
But philosopbyis vauquished
By both the Boor and scholar,
Wbenjt comesjto final imrtinir
With the list and only dollar!
Detroit Free Press.
HUMOROUS.
( Different kind3 of punishment are
good for unruly children, but as a
general thing spanking takes the
palm. -
"What's Old Calamity howling
about now?" "Because he can't get
as much for wheat here as you are
paying at the Klondike."
Wallace 1 2resume you are aware
that mojjey is a great carrier of bac
teria? Hargreaves Y'es. That is
why I burn it as fast as I get it.
"And why," said the young porker,
"do you feel so sad whenever you see
a hen?" "My son," replied the old
hog, "I cannot help thinking of ham
and eggs. "
First Hen What are those young
bantams fighting about? Second Hea
Oh! they are disputing about the
question, Which is the mother of the
chick the hen that lays the egg or
the incubator?
Lounger Do cook-books form an
important item in your salej? Book
seller Yes, we sell them by the thou
sand. "The women appreciate thern,
eh?" "Oh, the women don't buy
them; their husbands do."
' 'Pat, you complain of being out of
work, and yet I heard that coal dealer
offer you a job to drive one of his
carts, not ten minutes ago." "Yis,"
Bor; but I'm blamed if I'll freeze me
self to death to keep alive, begob!"
Maud(showing fashion plate) Papa,
that's the way I would look if I had
a sealskin sacque. Maud's Father
(showing advertising picture labeled
"Before taking") And that's the way
I would look, dear, when he bill cams
in.
"Papa," said Sammy Snaggs, who
was seeking for information, "how
much is gold worth au ounce?" "I
can't tell you what gold is worth an
ounce here, but in the Klondike I un
derstand that gold is worth its weight -in
donghnuts." ,
Mrs. Askem It's the unluckiest
store to shop in, dear. ' Mrs. Priceit -Why?
Mrs. Askem There isn't a
thing you might ask for they haven't
got, and everything they have is so
lovely you're forced to buy without
going further."
She beats the bars of her prison in
her wrath. "Belease me,", she
shrieked, ?'or I shall break out if
not iu one way, then in another."
The warden trembled. If she proved
to be a poetess of passion, would ha
be responsible?
"l'ou," said she, as she came down
leisurely pulling on her gloves "you
used to say I was worth my weight ia '
gold." "Well, what if I did?" he
asked, looking at his watch. "And
uow.you don't think I am worth a wait
of two minutes."
"You enjoy coa hing.do you ? I never
could see where the fun comes in. Ona
looks so like a blamed fool, sitting up
on a three-story coach and cavorting
over the highway tooting of a horn."
"T know it, but it isn't every blamed
fool that can afford it."
. Johnnie -Papa, is mamma the bet
ter .half of you? Father Yes, my
son, that's the way they put it. John-,
nie And are all wives the better part
Of their husbands? Father Certain
ly, my son. Johnnie Then, what
part of King Solomon were his wivts?
Feeding Army F.Iepliaiitfl,
Elephants in the Indian army ara
fed twice a day. When meal time ar
rives, they are drawn up in line be
fore a row of piles of food. Each an
imal's breakfast includes ten pounds
of raw rice, done up in five two-pound
packages. The rice is wrapped in
leaves and then tied with grass. Ai .
the command, "Attention!" each ele
phant raises its trunk and a package
is thrown into its capacious mouth.
By this method of feeding, not a sin
gle grain of rice is wasted.
Five Years in Search of a Cow.
Five years ago young Barkley
Geary, son of a farmer living near
Westmoreland, was sent to bring up
the family cow. Nothing was seen or
heard of him until one night recently,
when be drove the cow up to the bai n,
entered the house, hung up his cap on
its accustomed pe.r, and told hia
mother that he would milk after sup
per. He refuses to toll where ha
spent the five years, beyond dt-c'iariug
taut be was out hunting the co-.,
Kausa3 City Star.