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MOTHER ASIA.
Mother kiln, we stand at your threshold
In a lar Immemorial yore,
We left you, great Mother of Nations, 1
And now we return to your door. ,
We have circled the seas and their Islands,
We have found us new worlds in the main,
vTe have found us young brides o'r the
anon tides ,
Now we come to our mother again.
l.Ve were mad with the fever to roam,
Ll' the new flag that waves at Manila
roclaims that your sons have come
home. ' . .
TbsVre are weeds in the Gardens of Mornfng,
TVere are mildew and dearth and decay,
And lyour blind days are drear and your
V heart has grown sore
Tbf year that your sons went away.
But tirn your old eyes to the seaward
Wheire the flag of the West is discerned,
Be glptd. gray old Mother of Nations,
Tlfie youth of the world has returned.
Ihy come with the wealth of their wander-
They come with the strength of their
1 riao;
low, old mother, arise and lift up your dim
eyes
J Vild your strong sons at. your side!
fhey wilKn jn your Gardens of Morning,
, ,TU1 eanae you or mire ana ren;
)lou shall hearbeglad laughter of children,
( lou shall see x strong arms of young
' men. X. ..
New hope shall comesk to vour borders,
Despair from yout thVNtld by spurned,
A new day shall rise in ycf Orient skies
Ihe youth of the world bts returned.
, Sam Walter Foss, in New York Sun.
AFTER MANY DAYS.
"Any fresh fruit aud ve , , q .
day, ma'am?" said the pi e as an v Is .
f 1 ; tu pTiTAun i. a Voice .
thfe porch in front of the open door 8
L-sme of his regular customers.
f But Mrs. Dirk was in no mood to
Lear or heed him. Just as he spoke,
a little girl came in from the opposite
door, bearing a pitcher much too large
and heavy lor" her little hands.
Suddenly her feet tripped against a
rug, and falling forward, the pitcher
was precipitated from her- hands,
breaking it, and spilling its contents
in every direction.
"You wicked, careless girl!" cried
Mrs. Dirk, dragging her roughly to
her feet, "just see what you have
done; broken a new pitcher, and
ruined my clean floor I Yon did it on
purpose, too; I know you did!"
" "No, I didn't," said the terrified
child, shrinking from the harsh face
. and uplifted hand of her tyrant.
Q "You little wretch! how dare you
T contradict me! Take that, and that!
Now go and pick .up those pieces.
And, mind, hot a mouthful of supper
do you have tonight!"
Here Mr, Bowers again assayed to
make himself "heard, and as Mrs. Dirk
turned her head toward the door, her
flushed and angry face assumed quite
another expression.
"Is that you, Mr. Bowers? .Yes, I
want some peas and potatoes, and will
be out to the cart directly. That girl
is the plague of my life, and makes a
deal move work than she saves I"
"Not your own child, I reckon?"
said Mr. Bowers, looking compassion
ately at the sobbing child. ,
"No, indeed; her .father and
mother's dead. Her mother used to
do sewing for me, and when she died,
I took the girl home, thinking she'd
be sort of handy washing dishes and
running of arrants. But land's-sake
alive! I wish I'd have let her gone
to the pool-house, where she belongs."
"Sieh little hands can't do a great
deal," responded Mr. Bowers, his
voice showing pity for the friendless
orphan. .
"They can do a good deal of mis
chief. Now, Liddy, stop that noise
quick, for I won't have it! Run and
get the basket for Mr. Bowers to put
the peas in,"
Litldy stood silently by the cart, as
Mr. Bowers measured out the peas
a:id potatoes, but there was a wistful
. k in her eyes, as she lifted them to
i-wj" ,'onest and kindly face of the mar-
" "Dc? you like apples, little gal?"
"Oh! yes,' sir!" '
, Liduy's eyes sparkled, as she
caught a glimpse of the two rosy
cheekedpples that he took from a
' basket under the ceat. ' Then her
, countenance fell.
"She won't let me keep them."
"Here, let me put them in your
fn f k,' so Bhe won't see them."
PHow old are you?"
"June, sir. -
You don't say so!" exclaimed Mr.
B0W
ers, looking at the diminutive
form i.if-fore him. Why, my Jittle
Mary is bigjrer than you, an' she's
vi!. . Dut then she's nothin' to
must be! I wish I
roor child!
nuts that
" '-
vher in
-l! to
Mrs. Dirk, "what is the matter with
her?"
"Matter enough, I should say," was
the blunt reply. "The poor little
thing's fainted; an' tain't no wonder!"
"I hope 6he ain't going to be sick
on my hands," said Mrs. Dirk, glanc
ing uneasily at the pale face.
"I shouldn't wonder a mite," re
sponded Mr. Bowers, "I guess you
had better let me take her home with
me; good country air will bring her
up if anythin' will."
Mrs. Dirk gladly assented, and half
an hour later Liddy was lifted into a
cart by the brawny arms of her future
protector; and was borne forever from
the scene of her past toils and hard
ships. As they left the dusty town for the
beautiful country Liddy's spirits rose
higher.
Many times Mr. Bowers got down
from his cart to pluck the brightly
colored posies that grew by the road
side, aud which called forth her ' en
thusiasm and admiration.
But Mr. Bowers lived some dis
tance in the country, and at last the
little clattering tongue was still from
pure fatigue. And as it began to grow
dark the curly head dropped lower,
and she fell asleep; her little fingers
clinging to his brown, horny hand.
; In taking the child Mr. Bowers had
been actuated by the kindly impulses
of his nature, but as he neared home
he began to have some misgivings as
to how his wife would receive this new
claimant upon her care and love.
But he understood her disposition
tojjrjwe-11, so he determined to trust
instxwn tact, and to the womanly
CerttvV Jier nature.
Rtonishekno one could be more
husbant?n was Mrs. Bowers, when
"'Vh Liddi .-"s.lked into the house
wnd asleep &r'ms wuo was stiU
sot'sthelast pl i r i
se you would FbereI sbouId
"Of- coU8e ?ot mv ar. She's a
poor littlerf han I've b?
home, to geV way from a ciel
woman. I'llV . town autll01'i-"
ties in the moin'' an' have her taken
care of.lroucanve her some supper,
can't you, an' soWe 8011 ot place to
sleep?"
"1 hope l in nol
so much of a
heathen, John, as to
unwilling to
jind supperj"
give a poor cniia a oe
111 i
Liddy was' awakenet
d given a
supper of new milk, fv
berries, such as she had
before.
bread and
er tasted
Mrs. Bowers then improvi
a bed
r i : l -
aving
seen the little head upon the N0'
returned to the porch, where he
ow,
s-
band was smoking.
"What a pretty little creature ,
is," she said, "and so gentle and 1
ing."
"xes; more s the pity j lne poor-
house is a hard place for sich!"
"Dear dear! what if it was one of
'our children, John?"
"Ah, to be sure!" responded John.
"I s'pose our children's as likely to be
left orphans as anyone's."
"I s'pose I'd better see the select
men this moruin'," said Mr. Bowers
the next day, as he arose from the
breakfast table,
"I dun know as there's any partic'
lar hurry 'bout it," said his wife as
she glanced to where Liddy was play
ing out in the grass. "Let the poor
thing stay for a few weeks, until she
gets a bit of color into her little pale
face."
"But she'll be such a care to you
Mary."
"Oh, as to that, wuere there's so
many, one more don't make much dif
ference." '
"Then she's needing clothes." "
"I can manage that easily. Mary
has a number of dresses that she's
outgrown that'll just fit her."
There was a twinkle 'of satisfaction
ill John's eyes as he went to his work.
Good, honest man! He well knew
that the additional burden would i
oblige him to work many more extia
hours.
And as time wore away "Liddy"
grew nearer to the hearts of both John
and Mary, and was to them as their
own daughter. So that when Uncle
James returned from California and
sought and claimed her, only the
thought of how much better h could
do for her could make them willing to
relinquish her. f j
"Yon are very rich, aren't you
uncle?" . , . (
"I don't know what you woul(? call
rich, pussy," said Mr. Dean, pindhing
the rosy cheek that was laid loviWly
to his. . "I have enough to make my
niece quite a little heiress when I
die." . 1 V
"But I don't want you to die, and I
don't want to be an heiress; but I h
want some of your money not forx
myself, though."
Laying down his papers, Mr. Dean
looked in surprise upon the sweet
face that was lifted so earnestly to his.
"What do, you Want it for, my
child?"
"For my poor foster-father. , I've
hail (i citfv from tnv 'linmo
l a great deal of sickness, find oj
io mortgage their plaee- 'Ij' j
Voing to be sold, r
bow kind they j 77
one r Ue tt
"Of course, my love!" said the old
man, rising hurriedly to his feet.
"Dear I dear! that is a sad story you
tell! I meant to have done something
for them before this. But we musl
make amends!" '
Mr. Bowers, his wife and their three
children were sitting together in theii
little sitting-room.
Their hearts were very sorrowful,
for that day the place endeared to
them by so many pleasant recollections
had passed into the hands of strangers.
' It had been bought by a lawyer for
a gentleman out of town, and .had
brought more than John had anti
cipated.so that he had something ovei
with which to begin ' his new life in
the west, whither he had decided to
go.
A knock at the door announced the
arrival of a package by. express.
Upon the inner wrapper were these
words:
A present for my dear father
and mother. From their grateful and
loving daughter, LIDIA DEAN.
Upon opening this they found, to
their joyful astonishment, a deed oi
the old homestead, made out in favor
of John and Mary Bowers "and their
heirs and assigns forever."
Accompanying it was a letter from
Lidia, announcing her intention of
paying a week's visit to her old home.
The next day she came, laden with
presents for each member of the
family, and a delightful week it was
to them all.
And thus it was that John and Mary
Bowers found "the bread cast upon
the waters" returned to them "after
many days."
WHERE NATURE SMILES.
Wonderful Vegetable Production A
Land of Fat Tilings.
Peru is a land of fat things. There
are really so many wonderful prod
ucts here that I hesitate to describe
them for fear I may not be believed.
"What would you think of string beans
as long as your arm. We saw lots of
them at the vegetable stands. They
were tied up in bunches and bung
upon poles. We saw potatoes as yellow
hs gold. These are the papas auaaril-lttc-of
Peru, which are a bright yellow
when cooked. We saw sweet potatoes
of many kinds, some of which were
as big as the yams . of America.
Then there were quantities of yucca,
a tuber which grows about two feet
long, and which is as big around hs a
baseball club. It is not unlike the
potato, but the flesh is more trans
parent, waxy and jelly-like. This is
one of the chief foods of Peru. We
saw roasting ears at nearly every veg
etable stand, and in the grain mar
kets handled varieties of com which
I have never seen at home. Some of
the corn was as black as ink, and an
other kind was of a light yellow, with
grains almost as big as a Lima bean.
these two varieties are so meally that
make flour of them by pound-
sm with a stone. They coma
lClhe mountain farms; and to
great liout form the food of that part
of r. u We saw squashes and
melons o all kind.4. Many of the
vegetables $ could not understand, an J
the fruits embraced those w Inch are
grown in the "tropics, as ; well as ap
ples, ; peaches aspd pears. The apples
were not good, however, and most of
the peaches we sawere of the cling
stone kind. The bet fruits are the
grapes, the chiremoya, which is as big
as a naval orange, and vhich tastes 8
little like- ice cream; thes palta, which
is eaten as a salad or aS appetizer,
with vinegar, salt and jiper, and
which has a flesh not unlike, that oJ
of stiff butter; the blue auci white
figs, which grow in all the cont val
leys, and bananas of man --"Kinds and
different varieties of orau'es, limes
and lemons. Then thev .tve here
guavas, pomgranates; tunas
fruit
of the cactus, and olives, w
h ar
pickled in such a way that wh
they
come to the table they are blac
i j
soft rather than green and solid,
olives we eat. frank G. Car
in Washington Star.
False Imprisonment In Germany,
Germany's court of appeal has drawr
a fine distinction in a case of false im
prisonment. A doctor's boarding j
house keeper took away his only pail j
of boots to prevent his leaving th
house, and the doctor recovered dam
ages in the lower court on the ground
that he was thereby imprisoned, &t
his social position forbade his appear
ing in the streets barefoot. The cour
of appeal has ordered a new trial pc
the ground that the doctor's freedon
of action was "merely limited and im
peded by his landlady's act, but thai
it was not imf ossible for him to mov
out if he had; wished to. New Yori
Sun. ) .
Just a Suggestion.
A Frenchman applied to a local offl
vingschen, in Switzerland. Th
fuWtionary, who was not a fellow o
an i
fgrapncai society, struggled if.
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;f!, nnwilling to confess hi!
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WOKK OF THE RED CROSS
BATTLEFSELD HORRORS LED TO THE
ESTABLISHMENT OF THE SOCIETY.
Henri Dnnaat so Shocked by the Scene
He Witnessed at Solferino That He
Formed a Corpg to Work in the Cause
of Humanity Some Interesting Facts,
The history of the Bed Cross so
ciety is but little known in the United
States. , Our peace-loving people have
been for so many years free from the
terror of war which has continually
confronted European nations that we
became supremely indifferent to the
emergency that at some time might
arise, when we should be called upon
to take care of the sailors and soldiers
wounded in the defence of our coun
try. It is nearly forty years since M.
Henri Dunant,a native of the republic
of Switzerland, witnessed the battle
.f Solferino, and was a horrified ob
server of the unnecessary suffering of
he wounded from lack of care. Be
ing greatly impressed by the sight he
published a little book called "Sou
venir de Solferino," and pointed out
th urgent necessity of forming a corps
of surgeons and nurses who could
"work in the cause of humanity, re
gardless of nationality, and who might
be protected by a flag of neutrality,
and be permitted to serve on the field
of battle and aid the wounded. This
little volume appealed to all who read
it, and the outcome was a convention
held at Geneva, - Switzerland, iu Au
gust, 1861, by representatives from
sixteen of the great nations of the
world, who then signed a compact of
stiict neutrality that assured, under
certain specified regulations, a com
plete protection to the members of the
association when caring for the
wounded on the field of battle. The
flag of Switzerland is heraldically de
scribed as "on a field gules, a cross
argent," and the society adopted it
jut of compliment to its birthplace,
only reversing the colors. Today the
insignia of the International com
mittee is the red cross on a white
Geld, and is the only military hospital
flag in the civilized world which pro
tects all persons from molestation who
work under it or rightfully wear the
emblem when performing their ser
vice. The insignia is jealously
guarded, and the brassards and arm
lets, that are sewed on the sleeve
when issued in time of war, are
marked with private devices, so that
both armies may be protected from
spies, and that none but those en
gaged in the work of helping the
wounded shall be "immune."
M. Gustav Moynier, president of
the Society of Public Utility, was
elected and still remains president of
the international- committee of the
Red Cross, the headquarters of which
are at Geneva. " Sixty-two nations
have signed the compact. In 1832,
Miss Clara Barton, who had already
distinguished herself by her services
as a nurse during the civil war, was
delegated by the president of the
United States to represent her country
at a congress of the Bed Cross com
mittee, and she was made a member
of the international board of managers
when the United States government
signed the international treaty. It
was at Miss Barton's suggestion that
n line of work was adopted by the in-
ternational committee, so that each
nation might pursue an occupation in
tim-e of piece that would qualify it to
be of service in an emergency, there
by keeping its national Bed Cross
association in an active state of organ
ization. It was determined that the
study of diseases, methods of treat
ment, more particularly without tlie
use of ftjcoholic stimulants, and the
educji'ion of doctors and nurses should
be r arsued. In the formation of the
constitution of the American National
Red Cross association a still wider
range of activities was adopted. It
was nopea mat we snouut nave no
wars, but calamities and disasters
were always to be apprehended, and
the organization determined to pro-
kle aid for such emergencies. Other
TjMions, seeing the usefulness of'what
hasheen called the "American amend
ment' are following our example and
addin' the amendment to their con
stitutions. During the past seventeen
years th American Bed Cross b$,s
given aidYyp sufferers- in fifteen disr
asters or famines, tho Russians, Ar
menians andVt'nbuns Wing those who
have received aid outside of our own
countrymen.
' NotwithstandiYsr the fact that Miss
Barton advocatedV starting hospitals
during peace, no suh work has been
done in America, witi the exception
of one institution whibf" MIbs Barton
installed and opened irk the city of
New York in 1894. It Vas founded
by Miss Bettina Hofker ivw th "fe
of Dr. A.Monae Lesser a graduate of
the Mount Sinai training bcWoI for
nurses, the daughter of a geuVi'fl ft
the Prussian army, and whose nV'ther
and aunts had served as a?8iMnt
nurses during tne JCianco-rrussu
war.
Tne lile ot a professional nurse is?
one of constant self-sacrifice, but at
least she feels that she is being re
warded for her services, and that when
no longer able to continue her work, ;
she has been able to lay aside a small j
sum, "which will be sufficient to mi-" I
port her for the rest of her life. B. j
wltilt trained ipurseiio general recti?,. .
j a fair compensation for their services,
the sisters of the Red Cross get noth
ing whatever. With the danger of a
war before us, noble professional
nurses have come forward by hundreds,
and offered their services for Red
Cross work. They fully comprehend
the magnitude and importance of the
work that they will be called upon to
perform, and undertake it quite aware
that they are giving gratuitous ser
vice. .
But what shall be said of the , un
professional women who, without
training or skill, offer themselves as
assistants to the Red Cross? It would
seem folly to accept their services, and
yet the officers of the society base
their opinion on the experience gained
in the Franco-Prussian war, when the
princesses of Prussia and women of all
degree offered their services to the '
Red Cross, and proved of inestimable
assistance. .
The trained nurses will have life
and death in their hands, but the un
trained assistants will have no less re
sponsibility, for while upon one will
the care of the sick devolve, on the
other the protection of the healthy
will fall, and in a hostile country, with
unaeclimated persons, the task will be
neither easy nor light. A great bat
tle has been fought; the "Red Cross"
is called for; bearers begin to carry
in the wounded. The country is de
vastated, smoking ruins show where
tho homes of the inhabitants once
stood; there is no shelter, there are
no provisions; the wounded famish for
a sip of water, which would poison
them if served from the polluted
streams about them. The surgeons
and nurses are bending over the
wounded, lendering professional aid.
The unprofessional worker is now
alert and calls to her aid Jher house
wife's training, and looks after the
comforts and wants of an emergency
household. While the trained nurses
have been providing themselves with
bandages, lint, etc., the assistant has
been loading a small cart with bread,
boiled water, tea, coffee, etc., and she
hurriedly follows the ambulance corps.
A sheet thrown over the branch of a
tree makes a shelter, fires are lighted,
food is prepared, and the assistant fol
lows the nurses and doctors, feeds the
wounded, and gives a woman's gentle
aid to the soldier. As nurses and
doctors , turn exhausted from their
fatiguing tasks, the improvised tent
offers the shelter and food provided by
the assistant.
It is for this kind of work that the
unprofessional women are offering
themselves.
Big Bird-Eat ing FrojfS.
A species of bird-eating frogs in
fests the swamps around Susquehanna,
Penn. These huge croakers have also
proved destructive to young chickens.
Recently a farmer named Wainwright
of Herrick had his attention called to
the bird-eating propensity of this
species of frog by the cries of a small
bird in a nearby swamp. Thinking it
had been seized by a snake, he has
tened to the spot, and saw a beautiful
red and green bird in the mouth of a
large, greenish frog. Only the bird's
head was visible, aud its cries becom
ing fainter, the frog Was killed and
the bird released. Its feathers were
all wet and slimy, and for some days
it could be distinguished in the garden
by its ruffled plumage.
Since then others of the same spe
cies of frog have, on several occasions,
been killed with young chickens half
swallowed, and once a . duckling was
rescued from the same fate.
The frogs make a chuckling sound
so nearly like that of a hen calling her
chickens for food that whole "broods
have been deceived and have rushed
toward the swamp, where they sup
posed the hen to be. . The frogs are
wary, and it is difficult to find them
excejt by the squeaks of distress
from their victims, New York Press.
Indians Not Keen Sighted.
It is a deeply rooted conviction, dat
ing from our boyhood's reading of
Fenimore Cooper, May ue Reid, Gustav
Aimard, and other authors who famili
arized us with the red mau,, that the
noble savage had a keenness,of vision
such as no pale-face could ever
reach. And now comes Dr.-Ranke of
Munich, who has been submitting the
eye-sight of several Indian braves to
scientific examination, to upset this
theory, rie comes to the conclusion : tV lener. guaru iiiey are strict,
that the alleged keenness of vision of ' Ope afternoon a member of an infan
the redskin is a sheer delusion. They ' tr company attempted to steal past a
see no further and no more distinctly I sentry and climb the fence separating;
than does the average citizen of Lon
don or Berlin. But they possess the
advantage of having been trained from
infancy to observe with concentrated
attention the objects around them, and
to draw deductions rapidly from this
survey for the yvavposes of war or the
chase. Dr. Rauke savs that with
similar life-long prytice ah
European could acquire
most every
the same
facultv. Lou Ion Ch
Where Maliocanv Coii From.
Mahogany, the wood of.' .e known
v-tturalibts by the
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tei. i Mahocani. is f
a coast of Hondu
buy of Campeac'
lkmingo also y
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THE MOVING SPIRI
It was Uncle Sam as did It.
Sam as raised
The boys in blue unflinching where the c
non nercely blazed;
The boys that's ever ready when tberei
duty to be done.
No matter if it's on the quarter-deck or by
ft gun; j
Whose loyalty and courage kin outlast the! V
fiercest fray; j
The boys to whom the world a takin off ita;
hat today. j
'Twas Uncle Sam as did the things whicb
proudly w9 review, i
An' his faithful sons kin trust him to be just,
an' generous, too.
It ain't the first time he's been out a victory;
to win,
And in A. D. 20,000 he kin do the same agin. !
It'll be the grand old story of men joined in j
strength and will
Marehin' up the path of glory, Uncle Sam
a-ieaain still. -Washington
Star.
HUMOROUS.
Zim So he laughed at your advice?"
Zom Yes. My advice was to grin
and bear it.
Ned She has a fascinating qniver
in her voice. Ted Yes, and she usa
it to hold her beau.
Zim Strange how people will wish
for eternal youth. Zam Yes, and
how . they do kick when they reach,
second childhood.
Watkins I told Ethel last night if
she laughed again I'd kiss her. Wool
ens Well, what about it? Watkina
She had hysterics.
Bigge I say, 'old chap, here is a
check of yours. -I wish you'd just .
cash it for me. Jigge Er certaiulj
er will you indorse it? . '
Patient You seem very anxions to
perform the operation, doctor. Doc
tor Yes; it is an operation that I
have never yet performed.
Ada No; Priscilla will never marry
unless she finds her ideal. Ida
What sort of a man is her ideal? Ada.
A mau who will propose.
The Sire And do you think you.
can make my daughter happy? Would
Be Son-in-Law Confident of it, sir I
I am full of faults she can nag me
about.
Mother If I give you this piece of
cake, will you try to be a god little
girl? Gladys Yes; and I will try
to be gooder if you will give me two
pieces.
Mrs. Nagley Two-thirds of tho
scolding wives are caused by your
men's clubs. Mr. Nagley No, my
dear. The clubs are caused by the
scolding wives.
Johnny had been playing around
the piano and had had a fall. "What
are you bawling about?" asked Bertie
contemptuously. "It was the soft
pedal your head hit." .
' "They tell me your wife, is a par-
j ticnlarly fine housekeeper." "fix
1 ;rutiatingly so. I've seen that wom
; an sprinkle the clock with insect pow
i der to get rid of the ticks."
Commissioner (to civil service ap
plicants for places in the custom
! house) When was the diamond duty
1 most burdensome? Bright Candidate .
Just before my marriage, sir.
j Arrows Hullow, old chap! Con
gratulations. I -hear you have mar
ried a lady with an independent for
i tune. Borrows No; i"maYriefrS,for
I tune with an independent lady.
Mr. Bunting Young .Grimsby-is
i going to marry old Miss Broadakers
Mrs. Bunting (astonished) For the
; land's sake! Mr. Bunting Partly
j and partly for her bank account.
I Doctor (angrily) You put in some,
i thing that wasn't ordered in the pre
; scription, and now the patient is quite -;
well. Drug Clerk Well, then, write -!
your prescriptions so they can be -read.
'
Hogarth It's queer that these ar--tists
sign their pictures so wretchedly
that no one can read the names. Ru
bens JNot so queer when you con
sider what the people say about the-
paintings. A .
Young Bride(pouting) Here we
have been married only two days,
Clarence, and you're scolding me al
ready. Husband I know, my dear;
but just think how kng I. have beea
waiting for the chance. - .
He Was Going to Shoot.
The Kentucky mountain troopers
Sff good soldiers and obey orders to
the
grounds at Lexington from
the
mtside world. The sentry saw
him,
low,
jowever, and ran toward the fel-
louting : "Hold on, thar, pard-
ner;
cross that thai line or I'll
hev to
Them's my orders, and
carry Vem out,' The
and then slowly walked
amp. New York World-
I'm goin'
man hesitaf
back into 1
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